Elves Behaving Badly shows the dark, depressing side of the North Pole: If an Elf behaves badly, they are demoted to Child Surveillance, a boring and soulless job that consists of watching hundreds of cameras to report bad behavior in children to Santa. With nothing left to look forward to in their miserable lives and with their infinite boredom, most of these elves will behave even worse than before, leading to more demotions down the totem pole: Reindeer Dropping Shovelling, Electrocution Testing, Stamp Licking, Santa's Bathroom Assistant, etc. Eventually the Elf has been demoted so far down that they have no other place to go to, and Mrs. Clause takes their misbehaving and useless ass out behind the Reindeer stable and shoots them. Or even worse, they are banished into the cold tundra of the Arctic, where they are certain to die a horrible, cold death. Merry Christmas everyone!
If Dollar Tree sold toilet paper with its own logo claiming it was "$1 toilet paper" on each square and they sold a card just like the one on this video I'd spend even more money there
A N T I - A E S T H E T I C Hey all you people! Hey all you people, won’t you listen to me! I just had this sandwich, no ordinary sandwich, a sandwich made with JELLYFISH JELLY!
That pride flag burger thing reminds me of the time Heinz experimented with green and purple ketchup and mustard sometime in the mid-2000s. It was as horrifying as it sounds.
I got that burger ornament for my work's ugly Christmas tree.They also had a poorly painted dragon-kinda monster as a similar ornament that I brought as well. No idea what they really are, but as long as it makes the tree more authentically ugly.
That's only reminded me that there's a, existing porno named "Ho, ho, ho, it's up your arse we go." And I can't even recall if it's christmas themed or not, I only know of it because one of the actors had died.
On the greeting cards, pricing, and single-unit of money stores in the US and UK: I work at a Dollar Tree in America, which as you may be able to figure out, is a dollar store. I'm not sure if this is common in America, but for some reason, there are businesses like Family Dollar that seem like they'd be a dollar store, but they literally aren't. People even refer to Family Dollar when they say "the dollar store". Anyway. Dollar Tree is a _real_ dollar store, and we sell Hallmark cards. Which is pretty fucking solid, because those are regularly $7+. For a folded piece of paper that has a shitty joke or naked man on the front, that will be thrown away within days. There are even a line of cards from Hallmark that we sell for 50 goddamn cents. I know that a dollar or pound or euro or whatever your equivalent currency is, is a lot for a piece of cardboard, but $7 as a minimum asking price is fucking absurd.
Dollar Tree owns Family Dollar right now--which is more to compete against Dollar General, being the multi-price point type store, however Family Dollar, I've found, has a wider variety and larger footprint than Dollar General and at times less expensive on similar products. Both store models attempt to chip away at WalMart, sometimes they win, sometimes not.
Eh, that's just how life works. Glasses are obscenely overpriced, because of a monopoly. Diamonds have no real value, but thanks to a lot of marketing, lies, etc, people think diamonds are rare.
Starcrunch72 Family Dollar and Dollar General both once had all their products at dollar or .25/.50/.75 based price points, such as $1.50 or $3, nowadays their prices vary a lot more.
Lied der Deutschen Legion 1. So zieh'n wir unter fremder Fahne ins weit, weit, weite Land davon. Wir kämpfen unter Russenfahnen. Wir sind die Deutsche Legion. 2. Wir haben hinter uns gelassen, was uns daheim war wert und gut, und können lieben oder hassen aus eignem Trotz und eignem Mut. 3. Das Vaterland hat uns verstoßen, es steht in Feind's Gewalt und Macht. Wir sind getrennt von seinen Losen. Wir zieh'n in unbekannte Schlacht. 4. Ihr Brüder, schließet fest die Reihen und hat die Heimat uns verbannt. Wir Baltikumer sind die Freien. Wenn Deutschland wankt, wir halten stand. 5. Wir sind die eisernen Soldaten und steh'n im Osten Wacht und Wehr. Wir tragen heut auf unsern Taten das große Deutschland und sein Heer.
Jeez....they could have at least made the Queen in some posher 'regal' flavours, such as 'Swan and Truffle', 'Moët and Hummingbird' or 'Asparagus and Panda'.
Lol!!! I love these X-mas cards! I especially like the one that says, "Santa thinks you're a loser." And the, "Nothing for you bîtch" and "Nothing for you dîpshït" cards made me laugh so hard. These are the kind of Christmas cards you want to give to your neighbor's obnoxious children. In the Christmas season, It's the thought that counts.
That "shit faced" lolly actually impresses me. The logo isn't just a bit of tissue paper that falls out once the wrapper is removed. That's what they'd do in America.
"Keep calm and suck on this" is possibly one of the worst catchphrases for a product I've ever seen. It would make a pretty decent pickup line though. 😂
"And you can lick the Queen's face at Christmas!" Well... I think I probably woke everyone up given how loud that made me laugh. EDIT: I just noticed the "By Royal Dissappointment" wording on the bottom of the lolly packaging. Well they got that right!
Considering I got this as a recommendation right after Philosophy Tubes video on "Why Does Britain Still Have A Queen"... I guess everyone just wants to f***k the Queen.
11:52 - 11:58 Or, this card could be for Butch Hartman, the creator of the Fairly OddParents and Danny Phantom. Not just for how he screwed up those two shows in their last seasons, but also for the OAXIS Entertainment crowdfunding campaign controversy.
I've sold "Elves Behavin' Badly" branded products where I work, and it's not Poundland. I've even seen that specific item come through. Is this of use to anyone? Of course not.
It says something deeply, DEEPLY troubling about our surveillance culture when people are manufacturing fake cameras to scare the kids in line. Frankly, I feel like a line should be drawn between decent things and Christmas-themed fake surveillance equipment. This, along with the whole "elf-on-a-shelf" nonsense, is one for the blowtorch, frankly. But on a lighter note, the mid-video insert did foreshadow the Fakeon Popping Candy, so bonus points there. ...though now I read it, Fakeon sounds like an unofficial Eeveelution, if you're into your Pokemon. Also, while The Snowman and the Snowdog is passable, I much prefer By-Tor and the Snow Dog, one of the longer Rush songs on their 1975 album Fly By Night.
Step 1: buy all the leftover stock Step 2: embroid triangle noses on them Step 3: sell them as custom villager plushies on etsy for big fat profit to nerds who don't know better
just sharing that i went to the shops just now and the "Elves Behavin' Badly" range has made it's way from Poundland up to Morrisons, i didn't see a price but I imagine it was more than a pound, and yes they are still using the "Original Elf with big ears" slogan on the front
endorphinsFTW It’s the bacon stuff. That shot was taken after the fact. Pretty funny though. Considering it just randomly appears before we get to that bit. Would have been a wee but concerning.
I was waiting until Christmas to watch this, but then I forgot, so I'm watching it right before 2019 on New Year's Eve. 11:49/23:49 EST, December 31, 2018. Happy New Year, everyone!
That mug says it's "festive af", but if it really were it'd be saturated with Christmas colors and so much tinsel you'll choke on it every time you take a sip.
irony is lost on the young. you weren't taught metaphors and simile you only know literal, so the joke is lost on you and your followers completely. sad.
@Most Deadest Pool of em All. oh don't worry, I've already got that sorted. Even got myself the ones with glow in the dark designs so they'll be sure to find me, even if it's dark!
Danielle xoxo awesome! I don’t do retail but construction and I feel the same way as you and would rather go out in dino themed style then some cartoon mouse! But I respect you for being in a shity industry during a meh time of year!
@@SquishyZoran youre too kind! yeah weve already had to call security on a lady, and ive been yelled at quite a few times so thats fun. happy holidays!!
YES FINALLY THE NEXT MOVIE. i still remember at mcm london about 5 years ago when ashens first leaked two of the words from the title (ashens and heist) to a small panel that i was in and ive been looking forward to this ever since.
"I don't know what the Queen has to do with Christmas?" Well since 1952 (66 years) the Queen has been doing the 'The Queen's Christmas Message' on Christmas day.
I actually ordered that Santa toilet seat as a joke for my father. Who loves everything Santa related. The stupidest part is it won't arrive till late January.
THAT ELF...It's the amsterdam coffeeshop elf, only basically 4 quid.. the lollypop queen doesn't look to amused about the high elf.. and the bus... with bonus confusion, but DO YOU SEE no destination ,and also polish cow figure that doesn't unfortunately dance, and finally... an burger you cant eat, but can still review
Debenhams is doing a festive London taxi bauble this year so it's not just Poundland doing weird ornaments this year. They also had felt Mexican hats and chilli's for your tree!
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There's something unnerving about the Queen lollipop disappearing off screen only to return sopping wet and glossy
Same thing happened to the real one
Even more so now considering the loss this past year of the Queen...
@@kevinholl8015 except that one ain't returning! woo!!
@@PoppySisNo
@@FH4Player6397yes
Elves Behaving Badly shows the dark, depressing side of the North Pole:
If an Elf behaves badly, they are demoted to Child Surveillance, a boring and soulless job that consists of watching hundreds of cameras to report bad behavior in children to Santa. With nothing left to look forward to in their miserable lives and with their infinite boredom, most of these elves will behave even worse than before, leading to more demotions down the totem pole: Reindeer Dropping Shovelling, Electrocution Testing, Stamp Licking, Santa's Bathroom Assistant, etc. Eventually the Elf has been demoted so far down that they have no other place to go to, and Mrs. Clause takes their misbehaving and useless ass out behind the Reindeer stable and shoots them. Or even worse, they are banished into the cold tundra of the Arctic, where they are certain to die a horrible, cold death.
Merry Christmas everyone!
What a lovely, festive story.
Bad elves go to the dark city of Commoragh were they feast on blood and murder and torture until they all get swallowed by she who thirsts.
and the other elves have to pick up and burn the bodies, as seen in Viscera Cleanup Simulator, Christmas Edition
aren't elves children of Mr. and Mrs. Clause?
Is that Matoro Mahri as your profile picture?
"Keep calm and suck on this"
Shouldve been Prince Andrew.
r/cursedcomments
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Andrew's loli sounds a bit different nowadays, doesn't it?
SATIRE.
I wish Dollar Tree was as self aware as Poundland.
ohnoanotherputz seriously
If Dollar Tree sold toilet paper with its own logo claiming it was "$1 toilet paper" on each square and they sold a card just like the one on this video I'd spend even more money there
$1 Christmas Tree?
Stuff in dollar tree looks better than the stuff in Poundland tbh. I'd gladly swap
I wish Dollarama was self aware as Poundland...
It’s not Christmas until Ashens puts out his Poundland special :’)
Is that his porno?
Indeed.
Mad Max with copious amounts of t r a s h
I always want the Ashens Poundland special if you know what I mean ;D
It's not Christmas until Noddy Holder screams it can begin.
I love how Ashens has not changed once, not even a little.
He's timeless! 🍄
does camera quality count?
Same with the subscribers lol.
That is a lie.
He does food stuff now.
@@CiromBreeze he has done food stuff for a while
I can't remember how many years I've been watching these but I look forward to them every year tbh
Me too!
suck it
The best things for a holiday:
•Warm blanket
•Gingerbread cookies and milk
•Ashen's Christmas...thing
The only connection I can think of between the Queen and Christmas would be the Queens Christmas speech.
Where is your doggo?
"heres lizzy" i dont know why that made me laugh so hard, oh my god
The purple bit on the burger is clearly jellyfish jelly.
hey all you people (finish the song)
It's a branch-off of Pretty-Patties called "Pride-Patties", available at your local Krusty-Krab during Pride-month.
I thought maybe it was a rainbow macaron. But I think they just painted a burger wrong.
A N T I - A E S T H E T I C Hey all you people! Hey all you people, won’t you listen to me! I just had this sandwich, no ordinary sandwich, a sandwich made with JELLYFISH JELLY!
*It's a colourburger!
Seen a card in Poundland that said “everytime I think of you I touch my elf” .... should’ve bought it.
I love the Christmas specials. They're always fun and Christmassy.
Yes
ARSE PISS
especially the queen lollipop
*christmassy and special
Cheesus
That pride flag burger thing reminds me of the time Heinz experimented with green and purple ketchup and mustard sometime in the mid-2000s. It was as horrifying as it sounds.
PeterJames holy shit those are memorys
Don't forget the blue ketchup. There's nothing like the illusion of eating pulped Smurfs.
@@koenvandamme6901 you mean nightstalker jizz?
We bought green ketchup back then. The bottle went uneaten because it looked so terrible when on the plate.
I bought a bottle of the purple ketchup once and probably never got through 1/10th of it.
That Ashens transition is great
Transfashens.
@@AgsmaJustAgsma *slowly shakes head dissapprovingly*
"she looks like somebody else famous"
its the Aunt May doll.
Are you saying the Queen looks like Gary Busey in drag?
I can get behind that.
All I could think of was Betty White
Kafei Aizawa I saw Betty White
I honestly thought it was Rick at first (but no, I never watched that show.)
I was thinking merry berry
I got that burger ornament for my work's ugly Christmas tree.They also had a poorly painted dragon-kinda monster as a similar ornament that I brought as well.
No idea what they really are, but as long as it makes the tree more authentically ugly.
I loved the dragon monster thing 😍
I want to see a picture.
This has become a tradition with me and my mother. On Christmas Eve we watch your special before bed. It's great! Love ya, Ashens.
I believe “Elves Behavin’ Badly” is the name of a Christmas themed porno
That's only reminded me that there's a, existing porno named "Ho, ho, ho, it's up your arse we go." And I can't even recall if it's christmas themed or not, I only know of it because one of the actors had died.
@Most Deadest Pool of em All. Yeah. Up the arse.
funny thing is that, they sell sex toys under that name too
(I'm not kidding)
Probably exists
The best part of the comment is that Don Corleone is the one say it.
Love how you get a view of Ashens in the reflection on the “imitation security camera”
The only reason I look forward to Christmas every year.
I wish I was lying....
Same
Relatable
watching ashes Christmas videos in September, FESTIVE AF
Every year around this time I binge Ashens videos non stop.
Jordan Rhodes wtf same
That North pole bus is the Rail Replacement service for the Polar Express.
PS: That Prince Harry looks more like Rolf Harris
The Queen's Christmas speech. Until now you could only watch and hear her. Now you can taste how Christmassy she is at this time of year.
On the greeting cards, pricing, and single-unit of money stores in the US and UK:
I work at a Dollar Tree in America, which as you may be able to figure out, is a dollar store. I'm not sure if this is common in America, but for some reason, there are businesses like Family Dollar that seem like they'd be a dollar store, but they literally aren't. People even refer to Family Dollar when they say "the dollar store". Anyway. Dollar Tree is a _real_ dollar store, and we sell Hallmark cards. Which is pretty fucking solid, because those are regularly $7+. For a folded piece of paper that has a shitty joke or naked man on the front, that will be thrown away within days. There are even a line of cards from Hallmark that we sell for 50 goddamn cents. I know that a dollar or pound or euro or whatever your equivalent currency is, is a lot for a piece of cardboard, but $7 as a minimum asking price is fucking absurd.
Dollar Tree owns Family Dollar right now--which is more to compete against Dollar General, being the multi-price point type store, however Family Dollar, I've found, has a wider variety and larger footprint than Dollar General and at times less expensive on similar products. Both store models attempt to chip away at WalMart, sometimes they win, sometimes not.
Yeah, I know. Still somewhat misleading imo.
Eh, that's just how life works. Glasses are obscenely overpriced, because of a monopoly.
Diamonds have no real value, but thanks to a lot of marketing, lies, etc, people think diamonds are rare.
Starcrunch72 Family Dollar and Dollar General both once had all their products at dollar or .25/.50/.75 based price points, such as $1.50 or $3, nowadays their prices vary a lot more.
@@Starcrunch72 Dollar Tree bought Family Dollar in 2015 for $8.5 billion.
The best time of the year but can we get a F in chat for the fallen Poundland clones?
:(
big f from me.
big F U C K U P from me
F
I miss poundworld
F
Those Christmas cards is something you would see in a supermarket in a GTA game as satire. How far society has become!
@15:00 - Man, the sofa's looking like a close-up of a hidden object game screen. :)
Or like something out of those I Spy books
Its really weird but after watching your specials I actually feel a bit festive. Thank you Ashens.
7:55 We can SEE the lounge room, and more of Ashens then just his hands. IT IS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
"a slab of bus"
Oh my god the Queen lolipop looks like Cotton Hill in drag.
Otakun The vegan “One has killed fiddy gentlemen!”
Dan Williams Oddly enough Queenie is a world war 2 veteran herself.
Lied der Deutschen Legion
1. So zieh'n wir unter fremder Fahne
ins weit, weit, weite Land davon.
Wir kämpfen unter Russenfahnen.
Wir sind die Deutsche Legion.
2. Wir haben hinter uns gelassen,
was uns daheim war wert und gut,
und können lieben oder hassen
aus eignem Trotz und eignem Mut.
3. Das Vaterland hat uns verstoßen,
es steht in Feind's Gewalt und Macht.
Wir sind getrennt von seinen Losen.
Wir zieh'n in unbekannte Schlacht.
4. Ihr Brüder, schließet fest die Reihen
und hat die Heimat uns verbannt.
Wir Baltikumer sind die Freien.
Wenn Deutschland wankt, wir halten stand.
5. Wir sind die eisernen Soldaten
und steh'n im Osten Wacht und Wehr.
Wir tragen heut auf unsern Taten
das große Deutschland und sein Heer.
@@ryanmulherin2682 I don't speak kraut.
@@otakunthevegan4206 Lawl
Jeez....they could have at least made the Queen in some posher 'regal' flavours, such as 'Swan and Truffle', 'Moët and Hummingbird' or 'Asparagus and Panda'.
Or "SAS and Mercedes"
“Crush-the-Americans Asparagus”
The Gay Burger, a.k.a. the Hindquarter Pounder
Crazzzy Hamborgare
I mean, the elves watching children is kinda, well...
They're behaving badly, indeed.
That elf had some legit 'Raver Eyes' and a solid E gurn on!
Lol!!! I love these X-mas cards! I especially like the one that says, "Santa thinks you're a loser." And the, "Nothing for you bîtch" and "Nothing for you dîpshït" cards made me laugh so hard. These are the kind of Christmas cards you want to give to your neighbor's obnoxious children. In the Christmas season, It's the thought that counts.
There's no doors on that Lorry, how are you supposed to get on that bus?
What Lorry?
A slipgate, of course
LGBLT burger?
You are a genius.
@Some characters aren't allowed it's not a real sandwich unless there's some Gay in there.
Lettuce, Gay Bacon and Tomato
That "shit faced" lolly actually impresses me. The logo isn't just a bit of tissue paper that falls out once the wrapper is removed. That's what they'd do in America.
the real question is
can the queen lolipop actually smash through a door
I was hoping that he'd try and then melt the remains with the crème brûlée torch.
5:35 It's a Glamburger!
Indeed
Exactly what I was thinking! It's literally made out of sequins and glue!
Lol it is 😂! It also looks like a durrrr burger decoration if there were Fortnite Christmas decorations!
Offbrand glamburger. NTT Qlamburcer.
clearly a knockoff, Poundland will be hearing from MTT's lawyers.
I like an ironic, edgy mug for drinking my bile. That Festive AF mug is right up my street.
Cant wait for the after christmas poundland clearance special next week
The children are behaving badly by levitating - LMFAO I DIED
R.I.P.
So did the children when they levitated straight into the ceiling fan.
@@koenvandamme6901 Charlie Bucket and Grandpa Joe got off easily.
it would be amazing if those were chocolate-covered sprouts
"Keep calm and suck on this" is possibly one of the worst catchphrases for a product I've ever seen. It would make a pretty decent pickup line though. 😂
"And you can lick the Queen's face at Christmas!"
Well... I think I probably woke everyone up given how loud that made me laugh.
EDIT: I just noticed the "By Royal Dissappointment" wording on the bottom of the lolly packaging. Well they got that right!
Lol, same here
I cracked up when I imagined the Queen ending her Christmas speech with "Keep calm and suck on this" while making an obscene gesture.
Considering I got this as a recommendation right after Philosophy Tubes video on "Why Does Britain Still Have A Queen"... I guess everyone just wants to f***k the Queen.
A very David Lynchian take on the Santa thing. I'll call it: Eraserhead 2: Stewart meets Santa
I love the abusive "Xmas" cards!! I know people I'd love to send them to!
11:52 - 11:58
Or, this card could be for Butch Hartman, the creator of the Fairly OddParents and Danny Phantom. Not just for how he screwed up those two shows in their last seasons, but also for the OAXIS Entertainment crowdfunding campaign controversy.
Yeah i thought the same. i'm sure he'll have a nice christmas regardless, and maybe he'll do some clickbait christmas videos.
The shows getting screwed up in the last seasons were caused by Nickelodeon wanting changes made to them, he did what they wanted and it went badly.
@@stigrabbid589 Well, actually, the fault lies in both Butch Hartman AND Nickelodeon for the series' decline in quality.
I've sold "Elves Behavin' Badly" branded products where I work, and it's not Poundland. I've even seen that specific item come through. Is this of use to anyone? Of course not.
Do you work at the store that rhymes with Fesco? 😎
@@pb2018 nope, I work at one that rhymes with strange.
I look forward to these every year and they're always a surprise when they come up! 😄. It isn't xms without it
6:26 This is by far the most British thing I've ever seen.
I've been watching these for years never gets old
It says something deeply, DEEPLY troubling about our surveillance culture when people are manufacturing fake cameras to scare the kids in line.
Frankly, I feel like a line should be drawn between decent things and Christmas-themed fake surveillance equipment. This, along with the whole "elf-on-a-shelf" nonsense, is one for the blowtorch, frankly.
But on a lighter note, the mid-video insert did foreshadow the Fakeon Popping Candy, so bonus points there. ...though now I read it, Fakeon sounds like an unofficial Eeveelution, if you're into your Pokemon.
Also, while The Snowman and the Snowdog is passable, I much prefer By-Tor and the Snow Dog, one of the longer Rush songs on their 1975 album Fly By Night.
This says a lot about our SOCIETY.
Haha, "lighter" note.
Is it me or does the MDMA Elf look like Villager from Smash Bros just without the triangular nose?
Step 1: buy all the leftover stock
Step 2: embroid triangle noses on them
Step 3: sell them as custom villager plushies on etsy for big fat profit to nerds who don't know better
yes the villager that was only ever and is from smash bros
The villager. AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
@@MintBiscuit it’s what he’s best known from, just like master chief from fortnite.
I love the monotone voice he says "this the season to get shit faced" in
just sharing that i went to the shops just now and the "Elves Behavin' Badly" range has made it's way from Poundland up to Morrisons, i didn't see a price but I imagine it was more than a pound, and yes they are still using the "Original Elf with big ears" slogan on the front
Ole Lizzie had to shank someone who was disrespecting her fly guy.
Aaaand now I'm imagining the Queen dancing like Moe in that one episode.
"Here's Lizzy!" 🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️
Finished watching the latest advent calendar vid, immediately got a notification about this one.
I mean, in Belgium and The Netherlands, 't really is the season to get soot faced.
The queen Lollipop looks more like Bea Arthur than the Queen.
She looked more like Betty White to me
Wouldn't be Christmas without a Father Tatmas special
Watching this 3 days after the Queen passed away
I can’t believe I’ve been subbed to Ashens for like 6 years. Crazy.
I didn't come here to see Ashens go down on the queen...
But I did.
He's a very naughty boy!
Just be glad it wasn't an Andrew lolly.
12:06 sudden appearance of mysterious white powdery substance
endorphinsFTW that’s a cocaine!
endorphinsFTW It’s the bacon stuff. That shot was taken after the fact.
Pretty funny though. Considering it just randomly appears before we get to that bit. Would have been a wee but concerning.
It belongs to the elf
@@masked-feraligatr1094 no, definitely cocaine!
Elves Behavin' Badly isn't exclusive to Poundland I don't think. At Dollarama in Canada we have the same fake dome camera
Maybe the same company own both?
Rip off elf on the shelf
Exclusive means nationally...
I was waiting until Christmas to watch this, but then I forgot, so I'm watching it right before 2019 on New Year's Eve. 11:49/23:49 EST, December 31, 2018. Happy New Year, everyone!
the pork popping candy packets looks suspiciously like those spice packets you could buy before it was made illegal
Old as hell, but do you mean synthetic weed 'Spice'? Or some other kind of spice?
The connection between Christmas and the Queen is her Christmas message every year. You’re welcome.
That mug says it's "festive af", but if it really were it'd be saturated with Christmas colors and so much tinsel you'll choke on it every time you take a sip.
irony is lost on the young. you weren't taught metaphors and simile you only know literal, so the joke is lost on you and your followers completely. sad.
@@RIXRADvidz 💀
I love walking around my local poundlands, and pointing things out to myself that Ashens will probably review
working retail this holiday season makes me want to kill myself but this has helped 🖤
@Most Deadest Pool of em All. oh don't worry, I've already got that sorted. Even got myself the ones with glow in the dark designs so they'll be sure to find me, even if it's dark!
Danielle xoxo do those come with dinosaur designs ?
@@SquishyZoran ah you have good taste, those were the ones i was going to get, so yes!
Danielle xoxo awesome! I don’t do retail but construction and I feel the same way as you and would rather go out in dino themed style then some cartoon mouse! But I respect you for being in a shity industry during a meh time of year!
@@SquishyZoran youre too kind! yeah weve already had to call security on a lady, and ive been yelled at quite a few times so thats fun. happy holidays!!
YES FINALLY THE NEXT MOVIE. i still remember at mcm london about 5 years ago when ashens first leaked two of the words from the title (ashens and heist) to a small panel that i was in and ive been looking forward to this ever since.
First I thought BigClives video was Ashens. Now, I thought this Ashens video was BigClives. There's a Queen licking conspiracy.
"I don't know what the Queen has to do with Christmas?"
Well since 1952 (66 years) the Queen has been doing the 'The Queen's Christmas Message' on Christmas day.
Do they have Gal Gadot lollipops as well by any chance? Asking for a friend...
For a friend... Right😏
Maybe you can pitch that idea to them and they could make some money.
We truly know it's Christmas *when ashens uploads his Christmas special*
Give the bacon popping candy to the cheapshow podcast, they'll find something to do with it.
I didn't know the Fallout 76 bags come in different designs, that's amazing!
You’ve got me saying bum bargains now instead of bnm 😂😂
I've been watching these Christmas specials since I was 14 in 2014
The Queen lollipop reminds me of Cotton Hill from King of The Hill.
She killed fiddy men after she lost her shins in the war.
Wonderful,like a shower of christmas goodness! Thank you,kind sir! Our Christmas is now surely complete now!
The Queen broadcasts a Christmas Message every year. - that is why she is a Christmas Lol.
The reflection from the Elf camera gave us a rare glimpse in the Ashenverse.
I actually ordered that Santa toilet seat as a joke for my father. Who loves everything Santa related.
The stupidest part is it won't arrive till late January.
Did he like it?
Hi ashens, I haven’t watched you in 2 years and you haven’t changed at all. I admire that you are still hilarious
"I'MMMM SOOO FUCKKINNGG IITCHYYYY"
THAT ELF...It's the amsterdam coffeeshop elf, only basically 4 quid.. the lollypop queen doesn't look to amused about the high elf.. and the bus... with bonus confusion, but DO YOU SEE no destination ,and also polish cow figure that doesn't unfortunately dance, and finally... an burger you cant eat, but can still review
"I could sum up this with a sound"
*ad shows up*
Debenhams is doing a festive London taxi bauble this year so it's not just Poundland doing weird ornaments this year. They also had felt Mexican hats and chilli's for your tree!
Paperchase does the same sort of thing. tacos, 1970s robots, siracha bottles etc all usually glittery. I like them
Did you take that queen lolli from BigClive?
Dude I was so confused because I know I've saw that lollipop before and though it was ashens. Forgot Clive had the same one!
I knew I'd seen it somewhere :)
Tor Lorel Do you remember the video he showed the sweet in?
I think he got the burger from him.
@@AestheticFunk Poundland XMAS 2018 Light-fest. With Royal Blasphemy.
"Keep calm and suck on this!"
☠️😂😂😂
RIP Queen Elizabeth ll
Mate the queens speech is the Xmas connection. She does it every year lol.