I love that Zoe and Alfie just don't give a fuck now and show PDA. Like in a way they are free. As in free to show affevtion towards one another because people(meaning subscribers) know about them as a couple. But they also keep other things private and thats also good.
I am loving how comfortable you guys have gotten in showing your relationship with the public, if that makes sense. It makes me happy that you guys are comfortable with the viewers.
Re: sausages. Either get an instant read thermometer (laser point and shoot) to tell the temp of the sausage or stick a knife into the middle when they start to brown and when the juices run clear, they're done. Easy peasy!
Yours and Zoe's videos were both hilarious! I can't believe you didn't have a tarp or plastic sheet on the floor while you throwing whipped cream in each others face! haha
Honestly can't get enough of you together. Your happiness and love is infectious. You guys bring out the best in each other and it's so beautiful to watch :')
Umm... Alfie j-just asking ( I'm not rushing or anything, I'm just curious to know... ) When are you going to upload Sims? When are you going to build that camera? Have you given Zoe the flowers yet?
I watched the video. I know what it was & I saw them. My comment was not literal, my god. It was sarcasm to emphasise how little bloopers there were & the fact it was outtakes, maybe 1 blooper.
The date on your strawberries was a Best Before date (this is to say that the food will taste it's best before this date), used by dates are used on things such as milk (to say it's not good for consumption after this date).
Erin Croasdale i think he means its right hand drive in england and he forgets that thinking it left hand drive so he thinks alfie is driving forgetting its right hand drive
The things that grow on your potatoes are not poisonous at all, you just have to take them off and peel the potato and your potatoes will still be good to it :) It's just normal that these things appear
The size (and nice decor) of Zoe's apartment makes me so jealous. I wonder if it's cheap to live in Brighton, or TH-cam just pays really well when you have 5mil. subscribers (or perhaps both) ;-).
Faye Meehan If true, that is just crazy! ***** So I've heard. I think it would be interesting to know just how much they make on an average video, just out of curiosity :)
Omg I literally cant you touched and cut raw sausages then used the knife to cut the bread and didnt wash your hands before touching it ahhhh cross contamination
It won't spread any diseases, because its sausages. Its only really bad and prone to disease when its chicken because of salmonella. Unless the sausages he buys have chicken in them. He'll be fine.
ha wow calm everyone and he might have washed his knife but not right after because he was touching the bread straight away and also it doesnt just have to be raw chicken to catch diseases, have you ever heard of E-Coli? lives in pigs, which is pork, which are in the sausages? but god who cares anyway i didnt mean it in a serious way jeez hahaha
by watching you'r vlogs, it shows how much time you spend and use to film and edit the videos. but you do it without pushing it. i love you and zoes vlogs
At the beginning he nearly did a rhythm ( the end part is where I add on ) " Another day, another blog, good morning guys my hair is like my pointlessblog which is full of my wonderful vlogs.
Guys, the potatoes are fine, you don't have to throw them away. Basically, to grow Potatoes, you just plant potatoes in the ground and the roots just grow from the potatoes, I know you havn't put them in the ground, but because theyre with other potatoes they are just growing little roots :D
Kelly McLeod I LOVE blueberries! I'm gonna try that. I usually just make a scrambled egg, toast or an english muffin, and cheese and put it all together like a yummy breakfast sandwich
i been watching his blogs he never says like " sorry guys ill filming sims soon" not even in his twitter and its been two weeks i mean i get it their bussy but at least say something in your blogs or in twitter or instagram that its soon , but i still love them so ill wait i guess 😲
NEW DAILY VLOG! The bloopers from my new video with Zoella x
I love you
sims sims sims please please please i love ya alfie
I love your vlogs Alfie sooooo much!!! 💛
sims sims sims please I love it! x
I love your vlogs and videos alfie, they make me smile so much :)
I love that Zoe and Alfie just don't give a fuck now and show PDA. Like in a way they are free. As in free to show affevtion towards one another because people(meaning subscribers) know about them as a couple. But they also keep other things private and thats also good.
The “Skip Ad” countdown on TH-cam is more exciting than an Apollo launch.
funny seeing you here, I just subscribed last week.
Static-Cinema thanks!
AGREED
ikr lol
xD
I loved alfie's hair when it was this short!
Same!
Omg same !
+Jacsterrr 100th like
Alfie looked so good in this video!
ikr
+heymikaylahere IKR
ooh somebody got a crush
ikr
+heymikaylahere true he kinda always looks good
alfie's hair were on fleek back then
WAS on fleek
+Alia Faulks YEAH
woops :D
I am loving how comfortable you guys have gotten in showing your relationship with the public, if that makes sense. It makes me happy that you guys are comfortable with the viewers.
It doesn't make the potatoes poisonous. It just makes them so you can plant them. They were practically growing underThe cupboard
Why does Alfie look so good here
because he was really tanned :)
Sofea Izanee yeah
I love their videos and just realized how hard they worked and like the mess they made! OMG!
Re: sausages. Either get an instant read thermometer (laser point and shoot) to tell the temp of the sausage or stick a knife into the middle when they start to brown and when the juices run clear, they're done. Easy peasy!
-cries bc he changed Zalfie to Zoe & Alfie ;-;-
I know right :'(
Ikr!!
Same!!
Same here 😭
Yh I thought that
I don't know why... but I was laughing at the sausage part :P
HI
Omg I Remember watching this nearly a year ago
Who's watching after Alfie's latest video???
Janzen Anndi 🙋
Janzen Anndi Yep 😂
the flume tennis court remix is THE BESTEST!
Yours and Zoe's videos were both hilarious! I can't believe you didn't have a tarp or plastic sheet on the floor while you throwing whipped cream in each others face! haha
Honestly can't get enough of you together. Your happiness and love is infectious. You guys bring out the best in each other and it's so beautiful to watch :')
aww, Zoe's old house brings back so many memories
Ive watched this two years ago and i still love watching it in 2016 😻
And then they showered together
HAHA !
+ZaChannel your sick minded
Foxynews4u They are in a relationship. They have both seen eachother naked probs so shut up plz
K good I'm not the only one who thought about that haha
No shit, fucking idiot.
*this just made my day! nothing better than the original hilarious zalfie video than watching the hilarious bloopers! **#ZALFIEFOREVER*
Umm... Alfie j-just asking ( I'm not rushing or anything, I'm just curious to know... )
When are you going to upload Sims?
When are you going to build that camera?
Have you given Zoe the flowers yet?
Please don't hate, I'm not trying to rush him, I'm just asking out of curiousity :)
When are you going to build that camera ? xD you made my day XD
No there was this camera somebody baught him and you have to build it
I think it was louise you bought him the camera to build
Paige Thurley yes, she did :-)
Alfie: 'Aaaaaaaa' (in a girl's voice) and then
I mean. OHHHH Iin a boys voice)
So cute
You just cut those bits coming off the potatoes LOL they arent poisonus 😂😂😂😂
omg the potatoes xD
I know right? They look like they are morphing into deep sea creatures
Ye and don't think ur ment to put a raw meat knife in bread
Iloveonedirection your not meant to use the same knife it can cross contaminate and you can get food poisoning
+Rachel carter that's what I was thinking but then he toasted it so hopefully it's alright
Bimatthews98 it's ok because he toasted the bread so the heat would of killed the bacteria xx
"And that's Zoë's bum" laughing so hard and I don't know why😂😂😂 xxxx Lysm Alfie!
"And this is Zoe's bum."
Yep, Alfie, it's so normal to smack Zoe's bum and say "this is Zoe's bum" I think we know it's her bum.
IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT ZOE'S BUM SLAP?!?!?
I don't think so...
***** 6:45
They are going out?
Hannah Deegan .......
+Hannah Deegan yeah
Alfie looks seriously so good lately. Like whoa.Still same ole cheeky character though!! Favorite. Can't wait to get my pointless book!!
i like how alfie gets most of his knowledge from what we comment hahahahah
omg Zoe's floor! :O you should have put plastic bags or newspaper or something
ZALFIE I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH YOUR SO CUTE. LOVE YOU GUYS
Cutest couple ever
Baby Turtle ZALFIE MOMENT LOL
Loved this:) People need to stop overthinking zalfie
Ike omg they're no always getting married or engaged or breaking up wow
you guys really need to stop buying potatoes and forgetting about them! :P
I think his hair looks amazing :)
I love the differences between Zalfie and Narcus cooking together.
Who's watching in 2016!??!?!? ZALFIE FOR LIFE
May / june
me
July
Me😂💗
Yeah.
OMG Alfie!!!!!!! You touched raw meat and u picked up the bread 😱😱👼
Oh I know the germs! Made me feel so anxious
Pork isnt a bad meat for germs.. its not like he had his whole hand rubbing on it
Salmonella dies when heated, for example, in a toaster.
Initially I didn't know it was going to be toasted...And sausages are pork
u dont get food poisoning from pork
ALFIE. COME TO IRELAND. ALL IRISH FAN THUMPS THIS UP. WE NEED TO GET TH-camR TO IRELAND
Yes
I
Am
Making
This
Really
Long
So
It
Is
Noticeable
Or Northern Ireland.
That wasn't even bloopers???
Yea it was
It was.... It was a vlog, and part of that vlog was showing their bloopers
I watched the video. I know what it was & I saw them. My comment was not literal, my god. It was sarcasm to emphasise how little bloopers there were & the fact it was outtakes, maybe 1 blooper.
I didn't really get the 'sarcasm' feel from your comment
I do not care.
Those potatoes...🙊
The date on your strawberries was a Best Before date (this is to say that the food will taste it's best before this date), used by dates are used on things such as milk (to say it's not good for consumption after this date).
Of topic: ikon as in kpop? :)
I have just realized that I have watched so many alfie videos that I actually laugh like him and it sounds like him.
They sell potatoes like that in store in Australia, I don't see how they could be poison xD
True you just cut the growths off
Ewww no they don't, like maybe only the reduced ones but I live here too and they never. The sprouts on the potatoes are like mold but on potatoes.
Alexandra Hughes haha they're not mould! They are just the start of a potato plant!
Why did he change it from Zalfie video bloopers to Zoe and Alfie bloopers?
maybe he doesnt want to use the word "Zalfie" so often :P
maybe that it's less obvious that he's the biggest Zalfie shipper xD
xD
Its cos they broke up....... check there twitters... na jks idk who cares
i dont have a twitter ... i almost got a heart attack f@ck you
I saw this 4 hours ago and it said zalfie boppers did anyone else see this or was it just me?
Yeah I saw it
It's so cute!
I've got some toast , baked beans and some burnt sausages😂😂😂😂😂😂
alfie's hair is on point in this video.. i really liked it 😛😁..
i love zalfie vlogs... they're so cute together ❤❤
Alfie its 5am why aren't you asleep? ._.
for me it know 6:10 omg i can't sleep
For me it's 9:11 pm cx
Yeh I'm going on holiday so I'm up early, that's what I thought
It's 12:04 AM where i live
exactlyyyyy, the sun has risen
watching a video before it has a thumbnail!
You guys should do videos together lots!! xx
i love watching old vlogs
"Go back, I wanted to pick his nose" 😂😂😂
i always wonder how alfie isnt looking at the road when he drives then i remember he is in london
You should see it in gloucester it's not busy I still look out the window every time a car gos past!!
Firstly, Alfie hasn't passed his driving test yet, it was Zoe who was driving. Secondly, they are in Brighton, not London ;)
Erin Croasdale i think he means its right hand drive in england and he forgets that thinking it left hand drive so he thinks alfie is driving forgetting its right hand drive
Molly England yes that is what i meant
The things that grow on your potatoes are not poisonous at all, you just have to take them off and peel the potato and your potatoes will still be good to it :) It's just normal that these things appear
Life is so stressful for you Alfie :) !!
It's not
I died of laughter when he said "This is Zoe's bum" 😂😂😂
MaddyBitch_ xoxo mk it's not that funny
People find laughter in different things. No one is the same
even though he is super busy, i love the daily vlogs!! thank you alfie :)
"And this is Zoe's bum"
Lol
The size (and nice decor) of Zoe's apartment makes me so jealous. I wonder if it's cheap to live in Brighton, or TH-cam just pays really well when you have 5mil. subscribers (or perhaps both) ;-).
Brighton isn't that expensive, not compared to London where in some areas their flat would be worth millions. I'm sure youtube pays well as well :)
I heard Zoe's house is a £2500 a month penthouse, so it isn't that cheap
its not so cheap to live there but they are paid pretty well.
Faye Meehan If true, that is just crazy!
***** So I've heard. I think it would be interesting to know just how much they make on an average video, just out of curiosity :)
I think its in their contract with TH-cam that they cannot discus what they earn.
Omg I literally cant you touched and cut raw sausages then used the knife to cut the bread and didnt wash your hands before touching it ahhhh cross contamination
It won't spread any diseases, because its sausages. Its only really bad and prone to disease when its chicken because of salmonella. Unless the sausages he buys have chicken in them. He'll be fine.
Who cares?
Omg DQ alert
Just because he didn't show washing the knife doesn't mean he didn't
ha wow calm everyone and he might have washed his knife but not right after because he was touching the bread straight away and also it doesnt just have to be raw chicken to catch diseases, have you ever heard of E-Coli? lives in pigs, which is pork, which are in the sausages? but god who cares anyway i didnt mean it in a serious way jeez hahaha
Whos watching in 2016? 😂💜
Yes
Olivia Anstey mee
Olivia Anstey me
Me
Olivia Anstey me
Alfie's facial expression at 7:17 gives me life, idk why but I just find it SOO CUTE
I love you guys :D you're my favorite youtube couple
YOUR PROFILE PIC OMG MICHAEL ATDBNDSBKGCNN
Love your profile pic
love it too
ahha thank you so much :D estefanny carmona Alyssa Tsui
Your profile picture! :D xxx
You touched sausages then done bread omg Alfie 😅😂😂😂
you always make me smile
i am so jealous of how often they have take away
by watching you'r vlogs, it shows how much time you spend and use to film and edit the videos. but you do it without pushing it. i love you and zoes vlogs
Cutest couple
At the beginning he nearly did a rhythm ( the end part is where I add on ) " Another day, another blog, good morning guys my hair is like my pointlessblog which is full of my wonderful vlogs.
Alfie your HAIR like this was The best
The vids with Zoe and Alfie are the best!
More with Alfie! Love you guys!!!! 333333
Life of a TH-camr: Film, eat, edit, sleep.
life of a student: go to school, eat, do hmws, sleep.
"and this is Zoe's bum" LOL :')
Guys, the potatoes are fine, you don't have to throw them away.
Basically, to grow Potatoes, you just plant potatoes in the ground and the roots just grow from the potatoes, I know you havn't put them in the ground, but because theyre with other potatoes they are just growing little roots :D
Your videos brighten up my day Alfie your so kind
you guys look so tanned in this!!
Ily
Love your channel, please check out my channel xox
Alfie dear, you don't have to cook everything in the oven, buy a fry pan they're pretty great
Post the sims
Yesss
Darude Sandstorm
YASSS
Ikr
YESSSSSSSSSSS AND MY LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE
why is no one talking about how his intro was the exact same as the Conte's vlogs!!!!! literally screamed at the screen
Being from america...I've never seen a breakfast like this...I really want to try this.
I get the bite size shredded wheat & have it with blueberries. Delicious. :)
Kelly McLeod I LOVE blueberries! I'm gonna try that. I usually just make a scrambled egg, toast or an english muffin, and cheese and put it all together like a yummy breakfast sandwich
its pretty much mini wheats. but instead of the sugar coat that has fruit flavor the brits put real fruit 😂
Lauren Mooney you shuald
You guys could literally grow a potato plantation now!!
Congrats x)
lol
I love u Alfie!!!
Ignore the sell/use by date. Those are just for rotation purposes for the store. As long it looks good, not moldy, smelly etc. everything is okay.
omg Alfie's hair in this (I'm dying) I love it
"Aaannd, this is Zoe's bum" Awe, they are seriously so cute haha.
don't trash the potatoes they are just growing plants which they took off them before they packaged them, that's wasting food
There was a spider in it. Would you eat potatoes if a spider had been crawling all over it?
Da SwagMango
Um, yes.... You wash them first of course.
Da SwagMango water is a miraculous substance
Da SwagMango water is a miraculous substance
Omg, i eat potatoes like these almost every time and I'm still alive tho
zalfie is so cute
Watching in 2017👑😂❤️
Nima do you know where they are
Nima yes me
Nima watching in 2080👑😂❤️
Nima It's nearly 2018 now!!
Love it when youtubers find music you know is good. Chet Faker and Flume are geniuses!
I LOVE SUNDAY BRUNCH AND WHEN I SAW JOE I WAS LIKE GOB SMACKED I COULDN'T BREATHE
Oh the bins full... Ill just put them on the floor - made my day!
Bothers me so much though bc he could have composted the potatoes and recycled the pack..
"this is Zoe's bum" hahahah
i guess no more sims videos
Stfu
STFU
i been watching his blogs he never says like " sorry guys ill filming sims soon" not even in his twitter and its been two weeks i mean i get it their bussy but at least say something in your blogs or in twitter or instagram that its soon ,
but i still love them so ill wait i guess 😲
😖 ikr he hasn't been making dem
I think they are waiting for Sims 4 :)
Definitely make more blooper videos!!!
Replayed Alfie burning himself literally 10 times. Hilarious.