Alright seriously. I have spent thousands of dollars flying around the world, going from country to country, forsaking my family, career, and society.... *AND I STILL CAN'T SEE WHAT'S ON KARL'S SHIRT!!!!!*
I like to think of it like this: Orcas represent a classroom full of ten year olds, and the blue whale is a substitute teacher who is stuck with them for a full school day. Six hours of nonstop aggressive misbehaviour by creatures half your size and you have no choice but to suffer through it and hope they eventually go away.
Orca 1: Alright gang! We’re gonna take on the blue! How do we kill it?! Orca 2: bite it? Orca 3: beach ourselves? Orca 4:... ELBOW DROPS! Orca 1: Steve... we talked about this the last time!
@@Loaderdani orca 3 is just stupid as all hell and they've accepted it. Steve is an over enthusiastic prick who watches way too much wrestling so that's why.
Oh- and I can't believe you guys comepletely whiffed on the coolest two behaviors of Orca.... First, Orca in captivity are fed small fish for good behavior. Later, when the whales have time to rest bestween shows the regurgitate the fish near the edge of the pool, sit there and wait patiently for a heron or pelican to come try to clean it up, then when the bird goes for the fish, the orca grabs the stupid bird and eats it- then goes back for their bait! Also, there are several videos out there that show how orcas in Antarctica simoultaneously swim side by side towards an iceburg and at the last second they swim under it creating a huge wave that sweeps across the iceburg and sends the seal(s) sitting on top of it into the water.... Coolest part? Because they're swimming past the iceburg at a pretty solid clip, they have a watcher sitting nearby who's observing the whole ordeal and is responisible for picking off any seal swept into the ocean. These animals are smart AF!
I think too. I have no fucking idea what a ocarina is, but the first thing I thought of when I heard about this killer whale shaped one was "orcarina".
Those animals only pose a threat to us if we are not fully prepared, though. We invented machines that can kill them, and armor that can protect us from them. That's right. We're the Batman of apex predators.
@@bloodydove5718 I thought it was common knowledge that the only reported fatal attacks on humans were in captivity. Four humans, to be exact. Three by one orca, and one by that orca's son.
@@Chelbasaur Granted i was exaggerating when saying "Quite a few", you both are saying im right. And deaths by animals are always dwarfed by attacks by animals. Like sharks dont kill the vast majority of people they attack. Same with orcas; orca attacks on humans are rare even in the wild, but orca attacks on humans arent at all non-existent in the wild. Also people dont normally find themselves near orcas in the wild. Shark attacks are far more common because people and sharks both frequent beaches. Orcas dont frequent beaches.
@@bloodydove5718 well considering the video is about wild orcas, and you mentioned events that happened only in captivity, I'm sure you can understand why anyone would think you're conflating the two. Orca regularly are near humans. There are pods of orcas that stay near the coasts all year round. New Zealand orca regularly interact with humans. There is a pod of orca that hang around fishing boats to nab some of the fish the people catch in I believe Iceland, or some northern-Atlantic area country, if I'm not mistaken. There have been maybe two or three reported attacks from orca in the wild, and none of them are decidedly intentional. Sharks will go after anything that moves because they're... well.... Not nearly as intelligent.
6:45 im pretty sure that they explain what makes the sharks run away in the exact same documentary. When a shark dies a pheromone is released into the water that every other shark in the surrounding area immediately senses and tells them to run away.
That might make sense except that sharks are known canables and will not hesitate to eat another dead shark so that pheromone would be a dinner bell not a emergency warning alert.
@@JosephFlores-yn4yi several species of sharks are considered apex predators. Like.. Great White Sharks are apex predators. You dont want to go by Karl's simplification
I live in Australia, and on a family trip to (I believe) the Great Ocean Road, we visited an old whaling station (obviously not in operation anymore). While there we learnt a story about how the orcas in this area used to help the whaling ships by herding the Humpbacks towards the ships. And then as payment the orcas would just take the Humpback’s tongue. Apparently whale tongue is a delicacy for orcas.
Chicken BouillonCube There's a Pearl Jam track called Whale Song, which talks about whale singing, features whale songs, and is a song about whales. Triple entendre. :)
every species is capable of causing other species to go extinct. It’s just that they can do it by out competing another species but we do it by actively killing them.
@@benoitgradel2080 We are, actually. About the time there's archeological evidence that we started eating meat is the same time that our brains got much bigger, and it's thought that the reason we were able to support our much increased brain activity (brains suck up a HUGE amount of energy, and account for a great deal of our daily caloric requirements) is because we not only began eating meat regularly, but specifically began evolving as endurance hunters. (Even our closes cousin, chimps, are similar. While not exclusively carnivorous and in fact wide omnivores like us, chimps can and do regularly hunt prey and eat it, though they are ambush predators rather than endurance hunters.) Humans actually require certain nutrients (vitamin B12) that are only found naturally in animal products. Modern vegans can supplement this with vitamin pills, but naturally we must consume at least some animal products (eggs, milk, or meat) to obtain this. Humans are actually the finest endurance athletes on the planet, bar none. Given 25-30 miles, nothing, but nothing can outrun or outlast a human in good physical condition. Not horses, not wolves, nothing. We evolved to jog after prey until it was so exhausted that it collapsed, and then we moved in, killed it, and lunchtime. Our hairless skin allows us to sweat and dump heat efficiently even in hot conditions during a midday hunt. Our jogging gait is perhaps the most efficient in the animal kingdom, and we've got features of our neck and hips, toes and tendons, inner ear and even how we store glycogen in our muscles that are specifically optimized for sustaining a jogging gait for many many miles as we chase prey. The only other animal nearly as good as us at endurance hunting is in fact wolves, and we actually hunt in similar ways in an endurance hunt. This is part of what made us such natural best friends; wolves hanging around our settlements to eat our scraps started hunting with us, and we encouraged this, and started breeding them to be more friendly and hunt better with us, and that's where the first dogs came from. But I digress. We are predators, but not ones that ONLY eat meat (our ability to eat nearly anything is another adaptation that has allowed us to be a remarkably resilient and widely adaptable species.) Our natural physical adaptations to this are not teeth and claws, but incredible endurance and high intelligence that allows us to form cooperative strategies and gives us the ability to make tools. Between the two, these have in fact made us not only apex predators, but an apex predator so dominant that no other predator on the planet can challenge us in any meaningful way.
So I enjoy the liver story about killer whales, but you left out a part. The shark toxin that is let out, also known as "the death smell", is released when the shark is killed like that. It alerts sharks for miles that there are predators around. You even used a clip from the documentary explaining this. Lol. Good episode though. Keep it up.
You even reference it in your "Tip Fin" story. They don't flee from whales. They only leave if a separate shark had it's liver taken out. They actually are on equal grounds, as both groups hunt each other.
It would only be equal grounds if we know for certain that Great Whites also kill Orca's and other Orca's flee when they smell the death of their fellow whale. That's a serious power imbalance right there.
Kinda... But really the big ones, maybe orcas too, but maybe not, actually die of internal injury from their massive weight crushing them... They float in water all the time, no need for a rigid skeleton to support itself. Internal injuries rarely kill quick, and the damage accumulates as well. No doubt they dry the fuck out a lot in that time and that probably really messes them up too... All of it sounds horrid as I'm typing and thinking about it...
+angelbaby99 Have you actually heard about that time the US State of Oregon in November 12, 1970, blew up a whale corpse with half a ton of dynamite? Fun fact: One of the chunks of whale blubber actually flattened someone’s *new car!*
SwayBack whales have rigid skeletons, they're mammals. same reason they breathe air and not water, because they're not fish, no matter how much they may look it. their hearts, lungs and other soft parts are the issue when they beach themselves, the support of the air is too weak to let their blood flow properly and keep their organs in the right position. so they will dry out, but that's usually a concern for a smaller creature like a dolphin. organ failure would get a beached blue whale long before dehydration did.
Whale, whale, whale, water you dewgoing thinking you can out pun me? I got a porpoise in life. Orcan you beach me in minow game? I can kelp on blubbering all day cause I got the skrills
I once said to someone, "Whales?" as "well?" and they didn't catch it and jsut continued the convosation, but that's the best whale pun I've ever made and I literally just said whales For context: We were in biology, speaking English for no reason (I'm not English or from a country we're English is the first language) and we talked about reproduction and somehow we ended up on fish
One little note: Apex predator is an animal that has no consistent, significant natural predators. Killer whales can be killed by proper, massive whales, they still are apex predators. Humans not only are apex predators... we have ALWAYS been. There was never any animal that had humans consistently in its diet. You have to consider the ecology of an animal, you see, how it lives, how it feeds, how it grows... for example wolves are left alone by bears despite being much smaller, because wolves are always in packs. So the ecology of the animal, the fact it lives in packs, adds to its, shall we say, 'threat level' and capacity to hunt and defend itself. Now, how do humans live and always have lived? Yeah, together. Tribes of humans would (and still do) shoo away packs of lions to take their preys, hunt the bigger animals that were untouchable to everything else, and NOTHING could consistently hunt us. We ALWAYS had technology. we always had spears and sharp sticks and fire, contrary to what some people still believe, those are all things that we developed during our evolution and so they are an integral part of us. We are the deadliest throwers of the animal kingdom, we are of course deadly smart, and we have honey-badger levels of crazy bravery when needed. There is a hypothesis that megafauna only survived in Africa (We KILLED all the rest, the human driven extinction of animals started when we left Africa) Because it evolved to be scared shitless of us. ...so, yay humans :D
Mycel consistent meaning regular: of course a big carnivore would sometimes find a loner or an unattended baby or whatnot. But cave bears, lions, crocodiles, nothing sets out looking for humans as preys or thinks 'preys' when looking at humans, that was what I meant.
Mycel We are talking about two different things here. What i was talking about is the ecological description of predation, basically if you hypothetically catch a member of that species, and look into its stomach, what are you likely to find? All the examples you provided are anecdotes, anomalies and/or animals that happened to have the opportunity to eat a human. It is also important to note that we are talking about human evolution, so we are onlytalking about african predators if you wanna point out a natural human predator. And you are also VASTLY underselling human abilities. First of all, Humans were always in groups, and armed. Our daylight eyesight is excellent, one of the best amongst all mammals. We can hear quite well. And it's not all about claws and teeth, humans, even alone, never back down, stand their ground, and can do so thanks to very good immune systems and hyper active scar tissue meaning we are far less likely to get an infection and die from a wound (still possible of course but much less than others) And in that respect, we are more similar to the honey badger. And no one fucks with the honey badger. The predator always makes a risk/reward analysis: "Should i specialize in hunting antelopes... or the crazy hairless screaming suicidal ape with sticks and stones and spears? Imma stick with the antelope..."
. they classify killer whales as orcas, but the were just like narwhal (naw, whale). we can get them together for the Orca-stra. in it we have the baugle whale(bugle +beluga), an orca-rina, some whales only do the blues, the dolphins play bottles with their nose, and they call them selves the seven seas.
The interesting question is why killer whales are so vicious to moose, deer, etc that cross the water, but actually helpful to humans in the water and almost never aggressive. At least, if they are, they don't get caught.
How to scare off Great White Sharks Dress up as a Killer Whale, making them think it's a baby killer whale and the parents are near by ready to kill anything near their child
Reason Hannibal actually said Chianti was americans weren't thought to be generally aware of the wine pairing used in the book (amarone) so the film changed this in order for viewers to get the joke
So glad he mentioned Randy Savage because now all I Can think of is an Orca going "YOU THINK YOU LOVE ELIZABETH" and doing magic tricks with creamer cups
Huh, so the second those sharks notice a killer whale attacking one of their own, they just 'nope' on out of there? Well, guess there's no honour amongst thieves (If ye get the pun in this, give it a like).
Orca-rina was low hanging fruit, too easy. Try Sei-tar, A sitar shaped like the Sei Whale Guitar-wal, A guitar shaped like a Narwhal Obo-head, An oboe shaped like a Bow Head whale Livy-olin, A violin shaped like a Livyatan
I love how Orcas are totally apex, just eat or fuck up ANYTHING in their way, and when they swim past a human swimmer, they just go: "YO, 'sup bro, catching a few lengths this morning?!! Catch you laters mate"
MrT mango Humans have no natural predators. We have to actively hold ourselves back because if we didn't we'd make every species we didn't care about extinct. How is that not apex of the apex preditors material?
MrT mango Among the natural defences of a human are thermonuclear weapons. Name one other species that can summon a small star to melt anything that threatens their nest.
Idk wtf is going on with youtube app. Won't let me post the pic. Its a walrus frozen in the air that appears like it is about to elbow drop falmer in Skyrim.
On the west coast of Canada, orca pods are treated with utmost respect and reverence I always knew they were the chad jocks of the ocean, but never wanted to speak out
Me and my friend were watching bee on a leash, and he was talking about how much that must suck for the bee, so I just said, "It bee like that sometimes." I will never top that
Dead sharks release a scent that other sharks are immensely sensitive to the smell of. They will actually right themselves from the upsidedown catatonic state in order to swim away. They now use this chemical in shark repellent
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Every whale species missing a photo on Wikipedia is marked "cetacean needed." I love this so much.
Nothing could hunt a blue whale they're just too big
Orca: hold my beer
Hold my beer I don't have thumbs
human's: Hold our beer we go fishing boy's
No the orca said hold my shark
enmanuel oropeza tovar no just the liver
Orca: hold my liver
Colossal Squid: not the only one
The Bloop: Watchu say?
Everyone else we don't know exist in the ocean: 😂 they think blue whales are a challenge
Alright seriously. I have spent thousands of dollars flying around the world, going from country to country, forsaking my family, career, and society.... *AND I STILL CAN'T SEE WHAT'S ON KARL'S SHIRT!!!!!*
Velius same here
@@STbattlefront the joke went straight over your head
I used a VPN from Austria and I was able to see it
Pornhub
Dude I went to every country, here's the list of all the ones it works in, Venezuela, Zimbabwe, Australia, Sweeden, and Austria
Whale pun involving music huh. 1 millisecond later: “ORCA”STRA
I like to think of it like this: Orcas represent a classroom full of ten year olds, and the blue whale is a substitute teacher who is stuck with them for a full school day. Six hours of nonstop aggressive misbehaviour by creatures half your size and you have no choice but to suffer through it and hope they eventually go away.
Or body slam them... but they'll probably eat your baby.
Well your not wrong
Orca 1: Alright gang! We’re gonna take on the blue! How do we kill it?!
Orca 2: bite it?
Orca 3: beach ourselves?
Orca 4:... ELBOW DROPS!
Orca 1: Steve... we talked about this the last time!
nobody cat which one is Steve?
@@pancakelord6495 orca 4
No its number 2.
Or 3. I think 3 is best.
@@Loaderdani orca 3 is just stupid as all hell and they've accepted it. Steve is an over enthusiastic prick who watches way too much wrestling so that's why.
A whale playing the sax? Blues Whale.
Zelda and the orcarina Of time
Ha Ha Ha
It's playing the blues because a bunch of water-dingos stole its baby.
Oh- and I can't believe you guys comepletely whiffed on the coolest two behaviors of Orca.... First, Orca in captivity are fed small fish for good behavior. Later, when the whales have time to rest bestween shows the regurgitate the fish near the edge of the pool, sit there and wait patiently for a heron or pelican to come try to clean it up, then when the bird goes for the fish, the orca grabs the stupid bird and eats it- then goes back for their bait! Also, there are several videos out there that show how orcas in Antarctica simoultaneously swim side by side towards an iceburg and at the last second they swim under it creating a huge wave that sweeps across the iceburg and sends the seal(s) sitting on top of it into the water.... Coolest part? Because they're swimming past the iceburg at a pretty solid clip, they have a watcher sitting nearby who's observing the whole ordeal and is responisible for picking off any seal swept into the ocean. These animals are smart AF!
Jesus. They're like a pack of aquatic wolves.
They are often refered to as wolves of the sea.
What are the orcas of the land
You made me research all of that...if orcas had thumbs we'd be doing flips and shit at landworld...for our whale overlords.
@@G1bb3r1sh Landworld. Lmao
I guess you could say those orcas were really whaling on him.
Whaddaya call a killer whale with a katana? A Shamurai.
I actually said "it's an orca-rina" moments before Karl. And I laughed harder when he said it. But I dont have another pun so... oh whale ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Brian Bruneck nerd alert 🚨
Congrats. You have the better pun, mine was,
" "Beat that", pf, oh I'll *beach* that alright "
That ocarina exists solely as a pun. Who ever thought to make it in the first place made it because of the pun. It is a fucking good pun though.
just a fluke
god fucking damnit man... thats brilliant
Daniel Collins k
I think too. I have no fucking idea what a ocarina is, but the first thing I thought of when I heard about this killer whale shaped one was "orcarina".
It's just a flute XD
I don't think your killer whale pun was on porpoise
...The doors over there
@@kevinboyle3104 No god please no!
No!
NOOOOOOOOO!
@@kevinboyle3104 😑🔫
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Whale these are pretty easy to make with a little thought
So what about an Orca-stra?
Thank you so much!
amazing
Dan Hostetler shit I was gonna use that
I know a whale joke. Its a real kriller.
Dominic Littlewood you can call it a killer, whale joke
6:48 “you can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby”
Schools need teachers like this guy
would be great if a teacher'd be just drinking away behind his desk
We would learn so much
Teaching would be Revolutionised
smooth save bruv
Scools are agenda propaganda machines. Not Teachers
Grey White Shark: *sense a killer whale*
Grey White Shark: Nigerundayo!
Those animals only pose a threat to us if we are not fully prepared, though. We invented machines that can kill them, and armor that can protect us from them.
That's right. We're the Batman of apex predators.
ZipplyZane nah mate. Get me an AK-47. Let me see an orca try to take me on then
Get me a nuke then see what animal wants to take me on
North Korea wants to take ya on, is that fine with ya?
twilightzone39 Get a fucking rocket launcher and then you dont have to waste any time is just one pull of the trigger and its face is nonexistent
@ZipplyZane we are the night WE ARE BATMAT!!! XD
How does Aquaman summon his whale army? With a Belugle call.
Poor Tipfin. He swam all the way to Hawaii to escape, and then finds out about Mt. Killerwhale.
Good pun!
The aggro buggers also like to play catch with sea lions, with the sea lion being the ball.
The ending picture of Karl with the doggo is this channel's "The More You Know" logo.
Orcas are so smart, they don't attack us. They don't make us their enemies.
except quite a few people have been killed by orcas
@@bloodydove5718There are no reported incidents of orcas killing a human outside of captivity
@@bloodydove5718 I thought it was common knowledge that the only reported fatal attacks on humans were in captivity. Four humans, to be exact. Three by one orca, and one by that orca's son.
@@Chelbasaur Granted i was exaggerating when saying "Quite a few", you both are saying im right. And deaths by animals are always dwarfed by attacks by animals. Like sharks dont kill the vast majority of people they attack. Same with orcas; orca attacks on humans are rare even in the wild, but orca attacks on humans arent at all non-existent in the wild. Also people dont normally find themselves near orcas in the wild. Shark attacks are far more common because people and sharks both frequent beaches. Orcas dont frequent beaches.
@@bloodydove5718 well considering the video is about wild orcas, and you mentioned events that happened only in captivity, I'm sure you can understand why anyone would think you're conflating the two. Orca regularly are near humans. There are pods of orcas that stay near the coasts all year round. New Zealand orca regularly interact with humans. There is a pod of orca that hang around fishing boats to nab some of the fish the people catch in I believe Iceland, or some northern-Atlantic area country, if I'm not mistaken. There have been maybe two or three reported attacks from orca in the wild, and none of them are decidedly intentional. Sharks will go after anything that moves because they're... well.... Not nearly as intelligent.
Gotta love the sight of a decapitated head flying through the universe
"Nothing would attack a blue whale"
Killer whale: *hold my bear*
hold my liver you mean.
As a friend of mine once said, "You can't fire me! Slaves have to be sold!"
6:45 im pretty sure that they explain what makes the sharks run away in the exact same documentary. When a shark dies a pheromone is released into the water that every other shark in the surrounding area immediately senses and tells them to run away.
Is that what's in Batman's Shark-off?
That might make sense except that sharks are known canables and will not hesitate to eat another dead shark so that pheromone would be a dinner bell not a emergency warning alert.
@Logan Waltz thanks for the correction on my spelling. Sorry about that.
Pod of musical whales: Orca-stra.
Now, was that orca-strated on porpoise, or was it just a fluke?
I don’t know but this was a whale of a pun
Good thing I'm already on the john cuz I'm poopin with laughter.
Karen Schumacher well played
Shark, and apex predator who kills whales: senses killer whale
Also shark: aight imma head out
well, if you watched the video you can tell that sharks arent apex predators
Ugh, another one of these. 🙄
Josh Flowers they are though the guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about
Aj Dj bruh the megalodon is extinct no shark hunts whales. Also orcas are dolphins.
@@JosephFlores-yn4yi several species of sharks are considered apex predators. Like.. Great White Sharks are apex predators. You dont want to go by Karl's simplification
I live in Australia, and on a family trip to (I believe) the Great Ocean Road, we visited an old whaling station (obviously not in operation anymore). While there we learnt a story about how the orcas in this area used to help the whaling ships by herding the Humpbacks towards the ships. And then as payment the orcas would just take the Humpback’s tongue. Apparently whale tongue is a delicacy for orcas.
The more you know screen needs an occasional appearance, I'm sure you will find the perfect opportunity
A black and white accordion. Orcordion. Bonus if it sounds like whale song
Chicken BouillonCube There's a Pearl Jam track called Whale Song, which talks about whale singing, features whale songs, and is a song about whales. Triple entendre. :)
I would buy an instrument that makes whale sounds
We aren't an apex preditor, humans are THE apex preditor. Were the only species specifically capable of causing extinction of other species
Even our own
In fact we aren’t predators at all, so we can’t be an apex one
every species is capable of causing other species to go extinct. It’s just that they can do it by out competing another species but we do it by actively killing them.
@@benoitgradel2080 We are, actually. About the time there's archeological evidence that we started eating meat is the same time that our brains got much bigger, and it's thought that the reason we were able to support our much increased brain activity (brains suck up a HUGE amount of energy, and account for a great deal of our daily caloric requirements) is because we not only began eating meat regularly, but specifically began evolving as endurance hunters.
(Even our closes cousin, chimps, are similar. While not exclusively carnivorous and in fact wide omnivores like us, chimps can and do regularly hunt prey and eat it, though they are ambush predators rather than endurance hunters.)
Humans actually require certain nutrients (vitamin B12) that are only found naturally in animal products. Modern vegans can supplement this with vitamin pills, but naturally we must consume at least some animal products (eggs, milk, or meat) to obtain this.
Humans are actually the finest endurance athletes on the planet, bar none. Given 25-30 miles, nothing, but nothing can outrun or outlast a human in good physical condition. Not horses, not wolves, nothing. We evolved to jog after prey until it was so exhausted that it collapsed, and then we moved in, killed it, and lunchtime. Our hairless skin allows us to sweat and dump heat efficiently even in hot conditions during a midday hunt. Our jogging gait is perhaps the most efficient in the animal kingdom, and we've got features of our neck and hips, toes and tendons, inner ear and even how we store glycogen in our muscles that are specifically optimized for sustaining a jogging gait for many many miles as we chase prey.
The only other animal nearly as good as us at endurance hunting is in fact wolves, and we actually hunt in similar ways in an endurance hunt. This is part of what made us such natural best friends; wolves hanging around our settlements to eat our scraps started hunting with us, and we encouraged this, and started breeding them to be more friendly and hunt better with us, and that's where the first dogs came from.
But I digress. We are predators, but not ones that ONLY eat meat (our ability to eat nearly anything is another adaptation that has allowed us to be a remarkably resilient and widely adaptable species.) Our natural physical adaptations to this are not teeth and claws, but incredible endurance and high intelligence that allows us to form cooperative strategies and gives us the ability to make tools. Between the two, these have in fact made us not only apex predators, but an apex predator so dominant that no other predator on the planet can challenge us in any meaningful way.
So I enjoy the liver story about killer whales, but you left out a part.
The shark toxin that is let out, also known as "the death smell", is released when the shark is killed like that.
It alerts sharks for miles that there are predators around.
You even used a clip from the documentary explaining this. Lol.
Good episode though. Keep it up.
You even reference it in your "Tip Fin" story.
They don't flee from whales. They only leave if a separate shark had it's liver taken out.
They actually are on equal grounds, as both groups hunt each other.
It would only be equal grounds if we know for certain that Great Whites also kill Orca's and other Orca's flee when they smell the death of their fellow whale.
That's a serious power imbalance right there.
T3HR3PP4 orcas don't flee, they know when one of their own dies but instead of running they get vengeance
Glad someone else knows this besides myself....
Okay but when one species flees, and the other becomes a herd of blood thirsty killers, which one's the bitch?
11:13 "They're smart creatures, they wouldn't do it just to be jerks."
I think you underestimate the Orca. (As stated at 12:25)
yea Orcas actually do hunt for sport as well as food
Damn, an orcarina. As one loves to dabble in the art of puns, that sir deserves a standing ovation 😂
I w a n t y o u r
L i v e r mr.Great white
Yes
Yes, Tipfin swam to Hawaii. We gave him pineapple and coconuts. He’s doing quite well now.
He became vegetarian 🤣🤣
That shirt should read:
"This video is not available in your country"
Lmao classic
A whale wouldn't suffocate on land they breathe air it would however dehydrate out of the water for too long
Kinda... But really the big ones, maybe orcas too, but maybe not, actually die of internal injury from their massive weight crushing them... They float in water all the time, no need for a rigid skeleton to support itself. Internal injuries rarely kill quick, and the damage accumulates as well.
No doubt they dry the fuck out a lot in that time and that probably really messes them up too... All of it sounds horrid as I'm typing and thinking about it...
SwayBack
But you're right...
body weight on land could lead to diminished lung capacity, or something
+angelbaby99 Have you actually heard about that time the US State of Oregon in November 12, 1970, blew up a whale corpse with half a ton of dynamite? Fun fact: One of the chunks of whale blubber actually flattened someone’s *new car!*
SwayBack whales have rigid skeletons, they're mammals. same reason they breathe air and not water, because they're not fish, no matter how much they may look it.
their hearts, lungs and other soft parts are the issue when they beach themselves, the support of the air is too weak to let their blood flow properly and keep their organs in the right position. so they will dry out, but that's usually a concern for a smaller creature like a dolphin. organ failure would get a beached blue whale long before dehydration did.
Tip fin: aight ima head out
Whale, whale, whale, water you dewgoing thinking you can out pun me? I got a porpoise in life. Orcan you beach me in minow game? I can kelp on blubbering all day cause I got the skrills
I cannae help buh ried this inna Scottish axent. XD
Translation: You did very well with your puns, but it sounds vaguely Scottish. :P
alright there Feferi XD (but I liked this it was good)
How does this only have 19 likes
Clam up, why don't ye.
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Nothing could hunt blue whales they're too damn big.
Orcas: Hold my Great Whites
As soon as he said ocarina shaped like a killer whale I was in my head going "Orcarina?"
Orca screaming at the top of its lungs? must be one hell of a killer wail...
That “The More You Know” was amazing. I was laughing out loud.
Musical/whale puns? That's a sound idea to engage veiwers.
Uka-whale-e?
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Samuel Stannard How bout plays the Orca-rina in the Orca-stra!
@@jeremyridinger2753 nice, I like it!
But the blue whale was still fine after that. That's the crazy fact
killer whale is actually a bad translational. They where called whale killer
"Kill A Whale"
They don't "Jump" ontop of the whales. They swim and slide ontop of it, blocking the blowhole
Whales breath air... You cant suffocate them on land...
Oh you’re right, they don’t suffocate... their insides get crushed by their own weight.
Orcas: appear
Sharks: a'ight Imma head out
If you're doing a whale orchestra you'll need some bowhead whales.
I once said to someone, "Whales?" as "well?" and they didn't catch it and jsut continued the convosation, but that's the best whale pun I've ever made and I literally just said whales
For context:
We were in biology, speaking English for no reason (I'm not English or from a country we're English is the first language) and we talked about reproduction and somehow we ended up on fish
One little note: Apex predator is an animal that has no consistent, significant natural predators. Killer whales can be killed by proper, massive whales, they still are apex predators. Humans not only are apex predators... we have ALWAYS been. There was never any animal that had humans consistently in its diet. You have to consider the ecology of an animal, you see, how it lives, how it feeds, how it grows... for example wolves are left alone by bears despite being much smaller, because wolves are always in packs. So the ecology of the animal, the fact it lives in packs, adds to its, shall we say, 'threat level' and capacity to hunt and defend itself.
Now, how do humans live and always have lived? Yeah, together. Tribes of humans would (and still do) shoo away packs of lions to take their preys, hunt the bigger animals that were untouchable to everything else, and NOTHING could consistently hunt us. We ALWAYS had technology. we always had spears and sharp sticks and fire, contrary to what some people still believe, those are all things that we developed during our evolution and so they are an integral part of us. We are the deadliest throwers of the animal kingdom, we are of course deadly smart, and we have honey-badger levels of crazy bravery when needed. There is a hypothesis that megafauna only survived in Africa (We KILLED all the rest, the human driven extinction of animals started when we left Africa) Because it evolved to be scared shitless of us.
...so, yay humans :D
myky992 megafauna?
Blake Swanson Basically anything bigger than us.
google "megafauna extinct by humans".
Mycel consistent meaning regular: of course a big carnivore would sometimes find a loner or an unattended baby or whatnot. But cave bears, lions, crocodiles, nothing sets out looking for humans as preys or thinks 'preys' when looking at humans, that was what I meant.
myky992 "little note"
Mycel We are talking about two different things here. What i was talking about is the ecological description of predation, basically if you hypothetically catch a member of that species, and look into its stomach, what are you likely to find? All the examples you provided are anecdotes, anomalies and/or animals that happened to have the opportunity to eat a human. It is also important to note that we are talking about human evolution, so we are onlytalking about african predators if you wanna point out a natural human predator.
And you are also VASTLY underselling human abilities. First of all, Humans were always in groups, and armed. Our daylight eyesight is excellent, one of the best amongst all mammals. We can hear quite well. And it's not all about claws and teeth, humans, even alone, never back down, stand their ground, and can do so thanks to very good immune systems and hyper active scar tissue meaning we are far less likely to get an infection and die from a wound (still possible of course but much less than others) And in that respect, we are more similar to the honey badger.
And no one fucks with the honey badger. The predator always makes a risk/reward analysis: "Should i specialize in hunting antelopes... or the crazy hairless screaming suicidal ape with sticks and stones and spears? Imma stick with the antelope..."
Killer whale: *Exists*
Tipfin: *"ight Imma head out.."*
. they classify killer whales as orcas, but the were just like narwhal (naw, whale). we can get them together for the Orca-stra. in it we have the baugle whale(bugle +beluga), an orca-rina, some whales only do the blues, the dolphins play bottles with their nose, and they call them selves the seven seas.
fuge74 is this English?
Well at least you tried...
If you use a VPN and set the country to France, you can see the image on Karl's T-shirt.
The interesting question is why killer whales are so vicious to moose, deer, etc that cross the water, but actually helpful to humans in the water and almost never aggressive. At least, if they are, they don't get caught.
Peter Smythe uh, they aren’t nice to people.
An ORKArina! I tap my hat to you, fellow punster
"I had Orcarina locked and loaded in 2 seconds" Yeah, and so did everyone else, that's why they didn't laugh.
I thought he was gonna make a joke about blowing a willy
How to scare off Great White Sharks
Dress up as a Killer Whale, making them think it's a baby killer whale and the parents are near by ready to kill anything near their child
Reason Hannibal actually said Chianti was americans weren't thought to be generally aware of the wine pairing used in the book (amarone) so the film changed this in order for viewers to get the joke
Matt D you know they reference it in Alvin and the Chipmunks
I can imagine a Killer Whale yelling OH YEAH !
Since that ocarina was shaped like an orca wouldn’t it be a whale wind instrument
Puns are the highest form of comedy and that orcarena pun is the pinacle of human achievement in the field of off-the-cuff humor.
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Can’t beat that pun, real kriller
You did that on porpoise
Best whale pun? Hmm.. idk. Whale, you got me beached there. BOOM!
So glad he mentioned Randy Savage because now all I Can think of is an Orca going "YOU THINK YOU LOVE ELIZABETH" and doing magic tricks with creamer cups
13:40 You want me to BEACH that? I’m simply EXPLODING with puns at the moment. (Oh, a whale pun for a musical instrument... How about a Belugle?)
Haha xD
Although whales die on land due to starvation and dehydration lol
They do breathe air xD
They suffocate because their own weight prevents them from breathing that air.
They do suffocate since their loungs literally crush themselves on land ;-; so yeah, still suffocate
Killer Whales make Great White Sharks 'Whale' away in fear
Huh, so the second those sharks notice a killer whale attacking one of their own, they just 'nope' on out of there?
Well, guess there's no honour amongst thieves
(If ye get the pun in this, give it a like).
im having a Whale of a good time bud!
What did the toy store clerk say when he pointed out the new black stormtrooper toy?
That's a doll Phin.
i think i should report this
What instrument does a blue whale play?
A TUUUUBBAAA
A whale pun? That will take me a WHALE to think of one.
Have you thought of one yet
Perfection
They DROWN sharks in the ocean.
1:43 but... they're mammals..
so they breathe air
They need water to support their body weight, so on land their lungs collapse under their own weight and they suffocate.
Gonna be honest the moment he said an ocarina shaped like a killer whale i quietly whispered to myself "An Orcarina".
Orca-rina was low hanging fruit, too easy. Try
Sei-tar, A sitar shaped like the Sei Whale
Guitar-wal, A guitar shaped like a Narwhal
Obo-head, An oboe shaped like a Bow Head whale
Livy-olin, A violin shaped like a Livyatan
I love how Orcas are totally apex, just eat or fuck up ANYTHING in their way, and when they swim past a human swimmer, they just go:
"YO, 'sup bro, catching a few lengths this morning?!!
Catch you laters mate"
Meanwhile in roosterteeth hq Barbara's pun senses are tingling
My pun, When a big group of Killer whales get together to sing it’s an orchastra
How are humans not apex predators? We are so powerful we capture killer whales and make them swim around in cool ways because we're bored.
GenericFakeName if we didn't use tools we wouldnt be able to do anything
MrT mango Yes but we can use tools.
GenericFakeName but apex means nothing preys on them, we are still prey
MrT mango Humans have no natural predators. We have to actively hold ourselves back because if we didn't we'd make every species we didn't care about extinct. How is that not apex of the apex preditors material?
MrT mango Among the natural defences of a human are thermonuclear weapons. Name one other species that can summon a small star to melt anything that threatens their nest.
Funniest thing I had ever seen in a game involving elbow drops
Idk wtf is going on with youtube app. Won't let me post the pic. Its a walrus frozen in the air that appears like it is about to elbow drop falmer in Skyrim.
7:10 I read that as "The Whale That Ate Jews"
You know killer whales are badass when they hunt seals..... on land!
What do you call a band of killer whales? An orca-stra.
Orcas are so smart. I’ve seen footage of them playing tennis with a baby seal!!!!
On the west coast of Canada, orca pods are treated with utmost respect and reverence
I always knew they were the chad jocks of the ocean, but never wanted to speak out
Me vs killer whale on land, Just keep my distance
"seems like he would rather swim across the ocean, than deal with the whale's hunger" SAME THO??? LIKE RUN OR GET YE LIVER BITTEN OFF
Killer whales drowning blue whales is like Invincible choking Conquest, minus the underdog winning of course.
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Me and my friend were watching bee on a leash, and he was talking about how much that must suck for the bee, so I just said, "It bee like that sometimes." I will never top that
Orcahestra. Took me about a minute but yeah that's my instrument whale pun 😂
Cheers mate 🍻
Dead sharks release a scent that other sharks are immensely sensitive to the smell of. They will actually right themselves from the upsidedown catatonic state in order to swim away. They now use this chemical in shark repellent