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  • @lorenclarke7815
    @lorenclarke7815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The ROBOGOAT deserves a spot on the "Shelf Of Interesting Things".

    • @dmd8552
      @dmd8552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's not from a blind bag! Blasphemy!

    • @beckstheimpatient4135
      @beckstheimpatient4135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think Robogoat might be some stupidly old stock from the year of the Goat... Which was a few good years ago...

    • @TwesomE
      @TwesomE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We would love to make some more blind bag shit and to see again the shelve of interesting items stuard! ;)

    • @hamhawk4027
      @hamhawk4027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It needs it's own shrine.

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    'Jimmy' is a Japanese 'Pose Skeleton' figure. Ridiculous levels of articulation - it's little jaw moves, even. There's a whole family, too, and skeleton dog and cat to go with them. Barking mad, but brilliant with it. What else would you expect from a toy from Japan? I love 'em.
    How the hell did Psylocke's costume stay anywhere near decent? Any violent moves on her part, and an undisguisable case of 'Hungry Arse' would occur.

    • @Eucep
      @Eucep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      In comics, the answer is... industrial strength glue.

    • @keiyakins
      @keiyakins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Eucep Comics Code Authority brand clothing.
      ... This was canonical in She-Hulk actually.

    • @jonathanowens7252
      @jonathanowens7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Great, now I'm singing "Hungry Arse" to the tune of "Hungry Eyes".

    • @poisonmantis4191
      @poisonmantis4191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      have you ever heard of but glue? it's mostly used in swimsuit competitons in modeling or beauty pageants but i use it a lot for cosplay! it keeps things Where They Belong and is only. a little gross to wash off.
      there's also the factor of "i dunno, magic?"

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@poisonmantis4191 - I know that 'Tit Tape' existed, but not 'Arse Glue'. You learn something every day. Thank you.

  • @Zulf85
    @Zulf85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Doctor Who sounds absolutely insane without context, honestly

    • @aborted4196
      @aborted4196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's absolutely insane with context

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aborted4196 you aren't wrong there

    • @garethalford682
      @garethalford682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alien with two hearts and a very long life that if killed can regenerate like a Phoenix but with a different face and personality steals a spaceship crash lands on earth to Britain in the 1960s The ship disguises itself as a blue police box but get stuck as a blue police box he has many friends over the years Who go on adventures with him save the Earth multiple times from Aliens and Monsters and the tardis aka blue box can travel anywhere in space and Time it’s bigger on the inside

    • @authurstretchygreenthing8464
      @authurstretchygreenthing8464 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah. *Yeah...*

  • @pikablob
    @pikablob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I think Weird Figurine Psylocke and her goat steed would make a pretty good He-Man villain herself XD

  • @rolfs2165
    @rolfs2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    28:55 Yep, that's from 'Gridlocked'. They must have been really been hurting for things to print on those cards if they took an unnamed person with barely 10 seconds of screen time.

    • @dmd8552
      @dmd8552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If the numbers on the cards are to be believed there are over 500.

  • @DerInselaffe
    @DerInselaffe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Those Doctor Who Battles in Time cards are really old. Surprised they still had stock to shift. I collected loads as a kid. I especially liked the monsters set as it had the classic episodes monsters in.

    • @timothyhilditch
      @timothyhilditch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep the set he opened was one of the first sets. Must be over 10 years old.

    • @SullySideUp
      @SullySideUp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@timothyhilditch it was an Invaders card, the second expansion for the game. Would have been released September 2007 so probably hasn't been on store shelves in 12-13 years

    • @dannygmtg
      @dannygmtg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was there no a magazine that went with them from a vague memory I seem to hve?

    • @DerInselaffe
      @DerInselaffe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SullySideUp Third expansion. There was a small set with green numbers (series 2 only) in between the first main set (series 1 and 2) and the Invader set (that covered series 3 only).

    • @Charky_Creations
      @Charky_Creations 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not sure anyone ever actually PLAYED them. Everyone just bought a bunch hoping to get a shiny to sell :')

  • @TheGibberishGlitcher
    @TheGibberishGlitcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm glad he showed all of the Mars Attacks cards, I loved seeing all the different art styles.

    • @hope38735
      @hope38735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They were really nice🤩 Def a keeper...

  • @ZERONEVERSEVEN
    @ZERONEVERSEVEN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    the goat running across the floor is pure horror

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be even creepier than it already is if he did in pitch black.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yall r chicken s****

  • @Le_Petomane
    @Le_Petomane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Clickety Clack, Clickety Clack, the GOAT is on attack"
    Terrifying.

    • @Le_Petomane
      @Le_Petomane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @insanity wolf Hes coming for you!

  • @michaelstarkey290
    @michaelstarkey290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    1:39
    That is a ReMent Pose Skeleton 01.
    They come from Japan and have entire diorama sets for them. Office, rock star, dining room, bathroom, etc.
    ReMent has four types.
    Male (which you have), female (pink with a bow), child (small with less articulation) and monster (tall and has multiple colors and forms)
    There's entire communities dedicated to potographing these little guys in mundane situations. Odd, but strangely fascinating pics.
    I just like the skeletons, lmao.

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Re-Ment are manufacturers of Dolls' House furniture, and the skeletons are in scale with those. I have the coffin set and the office set. One of my skeletons is in a model time machine, as it's long-dead pilot. They're great little figures.

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *doot*

    • @PoppySis
      @PoppySis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hm yes lets gender the skeletons by putting a *bow on it*

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PoppySisit does give some r/pointlesslygendered vibes lol

    • @michaelstarkey290
      @michaelstarkey290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PoppySis you are aware that the human skeleton does have differences between male and female specimens, yes?
      Bone density, length, number of bones, even the shape of some bones differ between males and females.
      As these skeletons are about 3 inches (~80ish mm) in size, are highly articulated (for the scale) and use nearly the same moulds, the only realistic way to differentiate them is via accessories and color.
      You can take offence to what a company has decided to do with their product if you wish (it's even called that on the packaging) but nobody is telling you to buy them.

  • @speedwaynutt
    @speedwaynutt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    The most interesting Item ever from a Mystery Box is still the Inflatable Fucking Crown.

    • @matahari9858
      @matahari9858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      the inflatable crown for fucking
      wait

    • @keiyakins
      @keiyakins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Excuse me that's the FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN.

    • @thephantomgamer6423
      @thephantomgamer6423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you mean infuriating.

    • @danforbes3573
      @danforbes3573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thephantomgamer6423 What, The Infuriating FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN! ?

    • @RickStormT
      @RickStormT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf, link us up, don't leave us hanging

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    skeleton toy is from a Japanese toy line called "Pose Skeleton", the are highly pose-able figures that comes with tons of accessories sold separately such as furniture and even a house/room for them to live in.

    • @themac6356
      @themac6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, less "live" in and more "reside" in.

  • @DDCecil
    @DDCecil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love the old Mr. T cartoon. "Go to drugs, don't do milk, and drink your school."

  • @MidnightVoyager
    @MidnightVoyager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    So you're going to make a Psylocke figure. Making fabric clothes is part of your whole line, but you have INEXPLICABLY decided to pick someone who wears infamously little. How do you do it? Here are your options:
    A - Just mold it onto her anyway, let's face it, it makes sense. None of it would look good as fabric anyway. Just make it look extra good.
    B - Paint on/mold the stuff you can't really do well with fabric. Like all the weird little straps, they're skintight anyway, you can put that on her skin. Just make what you can be clothing.
    C - Make her a weird full body suit that does look like the costume but fills in the gaps with a flesh tone lighter than her skin.
    Who the HELL PICKED C???

  • @hodag
    @hodag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    He-Man's face, when he's running away from Mer-Man's body, looks terrifyingly like Boris Johnson's...

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Speaking of Motu, that Psylocke doll looks like it would fit in with Masters of the Universe!

    • @Lukethefox
      @Lukethefox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel there was a Newspaper cartoon of Boris resembling He-Man like you would get in the Daily Mail with Skeletor representing something.

    • @MJHT666
      @MJHT666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my god, the pose is even like that one photo of him barreling into a child while playing rugby in Japan.

  • @Imp_MM
    @Imp_MM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    28:35 I haven't heard ashens laugh this hard since the toy violin

    • @LeeDee5
      @LeeDee5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stella Bottom Tile

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@LeeDee5a thing of beauty 😍

  • @KirbyMario12345_939
    @KirbyMario12345_939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The goat could be a horror movie villain. Imagine if that, The Goose, and the weird Winnie-the-Pooh bootleg thing that Stuart reviewed teamed up to terrorise someone just trying to live their life. It’d be like a bizarro version of Toy Story.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asriel Dreemurr NOOOOOO.

  • @backwards7
    @backwards7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I would pay actual money for a range of action figures based on the characters from 1970s and 80s public information films - The kid wearing an anorak as a cape in the 'danger, no swimming' ad. Or the terrifying Punch & Judy crocodile driving a small car, from one of the Don't Go With Strangers films. If there was a Marvel-style expanded universe featuring these characters, I would certainly watch all the films.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m sure it was ‘TIMMY!!’ rather than Jimmy. I’ve got those films on DVD so I’ll check it out tomorrow.

    • @shinskoalachewin7245
      @shinskoalachewin7245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One Got Fat comes to mind.

    • @drwhoscumrag
      @drwhoscumrag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      one of the don't go with strangers films had me convinced as a child that a 'bad person' would simply take me away and leave me in an abandoned industrial unit. I was never sure why.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "The Dark and Lonely Water" Ghost Monk voiced by Donald Pleasence would be a great one to have!

    • @mgthestrange9098
      @mgthestrange9098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d want a Joe and Petunia from the coastguard advert, especially if he ’said co-ee lovely day intit!’

  • @fyrestorm4710
    @fyrestorm4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Demonic Goat is the best thing I’ve encountered since The Goose

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was thinking that... but the Goose is the champ

    • @scallysnix4418
      @scallysnix4418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed so hard when Stuart said, "wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"

    • @DivineFalcon
      @DivineFalcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The lights even made it look like it had a purple aura of evil.

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There was also the weird dragon from a previous mystery box

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He should make a parade with these

  • @jamesburchill7522
    @jamesburchill7522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The really cartoony Mars Attacks cards appear to have been illustrated by Keith Giffen, one of my favorite comic artists of the time. Mostly known for his work on Lobo and Trencher.

  • @TheTomsdrc
    @TheTomsdrc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Those Mars Attacks cards really had an 'Underground Comics' vibe to it.

  • @kalma733
    @kalma733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    holy shit i was just thinking that i needed more ashens mystery boxes in my life

    • @jamesroseii
      @jamesroseii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ashens is doing a mystery box? Count me in!

  • @Nails_By_Kimberlee
    @Nails_By_Kimberlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have rewound and re-watched that bit of the Satan goat going across the floor about a hundred times and it's just as funny every time 🤣🤣 It's the sound of the feet that gets me for some reason 😂

  • @thrilhous
    @thrilhous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:17 He also had a cereal at the time, made famous in Pee-wee's Big Adventure. It basically tasted like Captain Crunch, just in "T" form.
    "I pity the fool who don't eat my cereal!"

  • @moonverine
    @moonverine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I dunno why, but He-Man saying "Git awff me land!" made me bust out laughing.

  • @toddAFU
    @toddAFU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m ashamed with how many times I watched the goat going across the floor and laughed everytime.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s honestly fun to watch.

  • @andycain4351
    @andycain4351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Robogoat is the greatest thing I have ever seen. I worship you Robogoat. Robogoat is my new life mission. Robogoat will tell us what to do.

  • @koirasdilluminatioy3835
    @koirasdilluminatioy3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Had Mars attacks on VHS, was 1 of my favorite movies back in the days

  • @gl15col
    @gl15col 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I want the sweatshirt of Van Damme embarrassing himself trying to dance. And there is also a video game of Mars Attacks. It's actually pretty funny. And dude, I thought you had abandoned us...

  • @jamesroseii
    @jamesroseii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I lost it at the "angry farmer" bit! Literally just paused it and had a laugh.

  • @Zen17h
    @Zen17h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Are those Marvel figure heads removable without damaging them? I want to see Aunt May and Psylocke with heads switched around

  • @jonathanjamieson3466
    @jonathanjamieson3466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They're still selling them too - nearly bought a 25 quid one yesterday out of morbid curiosity. Ended up settling for one of the newer £10 ones. Ended up with an Elton John mug, a frozen keyring and some 90's TMNT fridge magnets amongst some random poster tat.

  • @Zug_
    @Zug_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Doctor Who card is so out of context it's amazing.

  • @williamhall3933
    @williamhall3933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:27 that's Simon Bisley, he's worked on 2000AD and heavy metal

  • @jubuttib
    @jubuttib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Pale Woman card needs to be a T-shirt. I've never seen anything funnier, apart from maybe the goddamn violin box...

  • @SamLovesMovies25
    @SamLovesMovies25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Honestly, I would actually like that Psylocke doll, but let me explain lol: I enjoy doll repainting as an art hobby. That doll seems to be nicely articulated and the purple hair is pretty and could be useful. Yes the face/head mold is a bit strange, but it does have a unique and expressive, well, expression lol (even if it's not necessarily the best) so I think taking off the factory paint, painting on a new better face, restyling/redoing the hair to hide the odd head shape, it could be a pretty cool doll for a repaint!

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or using some apoxy clay to repair the head...and shape it better

    • @SamLovesMovies25
      @SamLovesMovies25 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Silver_wind_1987_ Yeah also a good idea, though I would actually probably use apoxy *clay*, which is often used for body sculpting/modifications in doll repaint projects

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SamLovesMovies25 I was tired when I wrote it heh I can fix that

    • @SamLovesMovies25
      @SamLovesMovies25 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Silver_wind_1987_ Haha no worries, def not a big deal :)

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SamLovesMovies25 just started college so my brains a bit mooshy

  • @NekomimiNinja
    @NekomimiNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Psylocke comes with the bonus feature of shapeshifting into Robbie Rotten when viewed from the side.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just when I needed you most.
    >>BAM

  • @stephendowle4266
    @stephendowle4266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He-man looks like an angry Rod Hull, maybe Skeletor stole Emu..

  • @chrisa2735-h3z
    @chrisa2735-h3z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Yess more ASHENS!! The one man who makes me laugh my ass off no matter how many times I watch a video🤣

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Teela was the daughter of the Sorceress iirc.
    Also that cover looks like something you'd see on a tabletop game book.

  • @Nahyoudontgetthat
    @Nahyoudontgetthat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A chaos emerald with Jean Claude Van Damm carved into the sides…… And now I have homework

  • @jonathanowens7252
    @jonathanowens7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He-man fights some gas? With that expression it's more like "He-Man rips a great big guff".
    Edit: That card of the Martian with his finger in the guy's eye looks like it was drawn by the the same artist that did the old 2000AD's "Slaine" comics.

    • @Lukethefox
      @Lukethefox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I recall the Artist doing a few Judge Dredd comics and they were really rad.

    • @BobLuas
      @BobLuas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      since it says BIZ 94 at the bottom I'm guessing it was Simon Bisley who did work on Slaine.

    • @jonathanowens7252
      @jonathanowens7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lukethefox Yeah, I always really liked his art style.

  • @6581punk
    @6581punk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Van Damme's best dancing is his cameo in Breakin' (aka Breakdance).

  • @LyricalMastermind2
    @LyricalMastermind2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm not even gonna lie, watching that goat go across the floor both made me die in hysterics, and terrify me greatly at the same time.

  • @umbaupause
    @umbaupause 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Imagine Hurbleflurb McGinty showing up and trying to get 'his' book back.

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Not just The Joker, it's the Mark Hammil Joker from the animated series. That's a really nice thing.

  • @zh84
    @zh84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Psylocke figure looks like Mackenzie Zales from the "Most Popular Girls In School" animations. Mackenzie was a three-for-a-dollar doll before she got used in stop-motion animation. I don't suppose Psylock was that cheap.

  • @boskostoybox
    @boskostoybox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That X-Men figure face reminds me of that Strawberry Shortcake villain

  • @mmitchell4578
    @mmitchell4578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That goat is definitely related to THE GOOSE

  • @zopstrosity8072
    @zopstrosity8072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Having an awful day I needed this 💚

  • @crazyjedi5994
    @crazyjedi5994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:17 was not expecting that reference, but I loved it.

  • @jeeves_uk
    @jeeves_uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "who remembers aunt may?" who the hell can forget that thing is still burned into the face of my sleep paralysis demon

  • @isawadelapradera6490
    @isawadelapradera6490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a man of culture, you caught my attention with the phrase "HMV Mystery box".
    Alas, imagine my disappointment when I realized.

  • @marcbradley5394
    @marcbradley5394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine getting up for a piss at 3am and that goat goes scuttling across the floor stuff of nightmares lmao

  • @koenvandamme6901
    @koenvandamme6901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He-Man fighting gas is symbolism for combatting a bloated feeling.

  • @CraigUntlNytTym
    @CraigUntlNytTym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gosh I love Doctor Who without context, that show is fucking amazing 😁😁😁

  • @connorohoare7470
    @connorohoare7470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The idea of that goat coming at you in a long dark hallway is terrifying

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but it isn’t the god of Hyperdeath so i think I’m going to be okay.

  • @RirseDeBlood
    @RirseDeBlood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Betsy looks like she still her old British self trying to cosplay as Psylocke.

  • @Deceptiwolf
    @Deceptiwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had a copy of Caverns of Fear, it came with an audio tape. the tape was a thing of beauty.

  • @drunkrdm
    @drunkrdm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another great video from Hurbleflurb Mcginty and Robo-Goat.

  • @nyxdarkness1
    @nyxdarkness1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes! Love it when I open TH-cam and see a new Ashens video!

  • @MattandTheRetroRoom
    @MattandTheRetroRoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yes! The return of the mystery box 👏

  • @The_Cosmic_Yog-Sothoth
    @The_Cosmic_Yog-Sothoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *"...and then there's some shenanigans..."* lmao

  • @sixgunsam79
    @sixgunsam79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't know why, bu I was hoping for a jump cut of Ashens grumbling and putting together the Matrix jigsaw puzzle.

  • @GmodPlusWoW
    @GmodPlusWoW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *1:* "[Jimmy] was BORN a skeleton." *_[Bonetrousle intensifies, bass-boosted]_*
    *2:* Oh. That's supposed to be from the X-Men. When I saw her in the thumbnail, I thought she was everyone's favourite half-genie hero Shantae.
    *3:* And after a short He-Man book, we go on to experience Goat With A Perforated Neck. Aka He Is A Robot He Is A Goat.
    *4:* Then we cut to Shantae Psylocke riding GWAPN. Clickety clack, clickety clack: the goat goes on the grass. And also the sofa.
    *5:* Man, those Mars Attacks! cards were pretty hardcore. I imagine they did not come with gum, but instead came with glass slides.
    *6:* And now onto the HMV Overstock Box. Which starts out with a Joker apron. Someone should get Gianni one of those.
    *7:* Some sub-par Marvel stationary, followed by a repeat in the form of a Game of Thrones diary/notepad thing.
    *8:* Man, there's not much impressive stuff in that overstock box. The Doctor figure in particular looks like arse, which is a shame 'cause I enjoyed Matt Smith's tenure as the Doctor.
    *9:* Now I think about it, the Infinity Gauntlet does sound like a cosmic challenge of sorts, like if Thanos put all the Marvel heroes through a deadly obstacle course.

  • @ryanwebb9422
    @ryanwebb9422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Since I worked at Poundland I can confirm that we did sell the marvel stationary set, and the Avengers erasers. They were a pound, imagine that.

  • @rainydayman2k
    @rainydayman2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just looked up that PSA... Jimmy didn't want to go in there at first, but that girl egged him on. If she was so hot to get the Frisbee back straight away, she should've been the one to go in and get it!

  • @SkunkMantraTechnoSkunk
    @SkunkMantraTechnoSkunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The DR WHO episode Gridlock was one of my favourate epsiodes,

  • @archive6094
    @archive6094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I really need to buy a mystery box for myself to see what it's like. Also I think I've become addicted to this channel

    • @GNerdful
      @GNerdful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bought one for myself once because of ashens. I think I gave everything to my niece and nephew.

    • @ml4757
      @ml4757 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abner Kriiiiiiiiiiill

    • @jakesapir
      @jakesapir 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to the club. I've been addicted to this channel for 15 years.

    • @TeamBelmont91
      @TeamBelmont91 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Welcome to the next 15-20 years of your life, buddy-boy.*

  • @DivineFalcon
    @DivineFalcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every female Disney villain shares the same looks. And Betsy looks exactly like that.

  • @alicial9205
    @alicial9205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Need to see a showdown between "The Goat" and "The Goose".

    • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
      @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Throw in Naughty Animal for good measure.

  • @GorlWorldComments
    @GorlWorldComments 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2024 the rewatch of the best channel on youtube, Dr Ashens

  • @Laura_Darkspear
    @Laura_Darkspear 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The damn robogoat made me laugh way more than it should have 😆

  • @RFC-3514
    @RFC-3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:46 - Is that... Sean Bean playing Boris Johnson?

  • @DefiantSpurr
    @DefiantSpurr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you said "goat of mendes" I was totally expecting a clip from Devil rides out.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It didn’t appear because you stayed inside the circle. ⭕️

  • @Bradford_Longflap
    @Bradford_Longflap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I expected 'I Like It' by Solid Base to come out of that goat.

  • @matthew-Williams
    @matthew-Williams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Matt Smith figurine is a pose from the Pandorica speech, where the Dr is basically saying to all his enemies to come and get him if they dare to.

  • @colleennikstenas4921
    @colleennikstenas4921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The goat has a lovely string for wearing around the neck...Forget WW lasso, this is quality neckware.

  • @lostuser6410
    @lostuser6410 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stuart starts laughing less than a minute in, that’s how you know this is gonna be a good video

  • @beautyforashes2022
    @beautyforashes2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "He looks like an angry farmer!" 😂😂😂

  • @nicandknacksandseans
    @nicandknacksandseans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In all the excitement of Psylocke’s face being replaced with an elderly headmistress’s, we all collectively ignored that, instead of the skin showing through the costume in areas where it was clearly supposed to, the designers of the toy decided that the flesh colored parts of the illustration were actually a FLESH-COLORED BODYSUIT, hanging loosely from her body like she’s shedding her skin or something.

  • @douglastobor7718
    @douglastobor7718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The skeletons face looks like Ripley’s baby.💀😳😆

  • @andrewmartin9948
    @andrewmartin9948 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That matrix puzzle was in one of the only loot crates I bought like 5 years ago. These items have been around for a while.

  • @Rcking1110
    @Rcking1110 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I half expected the goat to angry whisper "Remove thy shift" into the camera.

  • @lewishart9698
    @lewishart9698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yey new Ashens!

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She is new to Asens!
      That is apparently what Google thinks the translation of this already English text is, when you translate it into English.

  • @drskelebone
    @drskelebone 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Mojo, I'm blaming you for this!"
    Thank you, from someone who appreciated this reference. Ah, 1990s comics. Also recent X-Factor, which was very good and used him well as a "this might as well be the case."

  • @KOSMOS1701A
    @KOSMOS1701A 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i used to have that he-man book, this video just brought those memories back.

  • @cheatsheet3325
    @cheatsheet3325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Enjoying the hilarity of Ashens reading references to Doctor Who stories he’s lost context for.

  • @queenoftheworld_
    @queenoftheworld_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those Battles in Time cards were a real blast from the past for me, I had a booklet full as a kid!

  • @triodehexode
    @triodehexode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I pledge allegiance to the great luminous goat

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    28:27 This is up there with the Violin and Stellar Bottom Tile

  • @robertfuentes9677
    @robertfuentes9677 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I laughed so hard when he called He-Man Skeletor hahaha idk why

  • @dmd8552
    @dmd8552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:28 i remember having this he-man book, it was the only one i had. I never liked he-man..... i don't remember why i owned that

  • @sm1tty.
    @sm1tty. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We missed you

  • @HawkThingable
    @HawkThingable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those doctor who cards made me laugh, they had the most obscure characters

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And none of the doctors.

  • @RavenWitchShade
    @RavenWitchShade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    28:30 I don't blame him for losing it after reading that. Out of context, it sounds like it's been written by someone having a fever dream.

  • @BalefulRaven
    @BalefulRaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "He-Man fighting some gas" caused me to choke on my toast.

  • @YuJay
    @YuJay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Masters of the Universe Revelation by Powerhouse Animation Studios does the two-swords thing.

  • @hingeslevers
    @hingeslevers 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some really big artists in those cards. Lot's of Heavy Metal alumni it seems. Recognized the Bisley one immediately. The airbrushed lady who pulls off her head looks like Tim White.