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  • @MatthewScammell
    @MatthewScammell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    I like the idea of referring to Sean Bean as Mr Bean just to really confuse people when talking about movies.

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Rowan Atkinson "Stay Frosty"

    • @carsaine4535
      @carsaine4535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mr Bean always dies

    • @lainiwakura1776
      @lainiwakura1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When asked, just say "the one that punched Madonna."

    • @Sim0n98
      @Sim0n98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For some reason that reminds me of the gag in the Simpsons where Tony Blair appears, voiced by actual Tony Blair, only for Homer to call him Mr Bean.

    • @penguintc
      @penguintc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unless you need something lets continue on to weynon priory

  • @MichaelBennett1
    @MichaelBennett1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    One day your movies will turn up in one of these.

    • @ManiacYKT
      @ManiacYKT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Implying someone actually bothered to make more than one bluray or dvd

    • @trashheap94
      @trashheap94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      didn't he show off a pirated copy of quest for the game child once?

    • @the_peacetime_volunteer
      @the_peacetime_volunteer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@trashheap94 yeah lol

    • @gunswat
      @gunswat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sure he showed a dvd before in one of these that he was in

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @McFlickers More like spot the new content.
      You can't tell if the video is new or 11 years old (and I love it)

  • @TrollDecker
    @TrollDecker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The font on Sniper 3 is called Serpentine, and has been used by all sorts of sci-fi like Babylon 5 and the Star Trek TNG movies. Also, you saw the italic version on Step Up 3, which was super-popular with spy movies in the early 2000s.

    • @XrisD147
      @XrisD147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think I used to use a very similar font called "dungeon" in my graphics design days.

    • @SusanIvanova2257
      @SusanIvanova2257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Huh. Thanks, I never knew what that font was called. The more you know

    • @TrollDecker
      @TrollDecker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SusanIvanova2257 Sites like fonts in use are a great resource for learning about different and common typefaces used. :)

  • @mobsterpoodle1781
    @mobsterpoodle1781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    You know you're in for a treat when the actors' "previously known for" movies on the back cover are Date Movie and White Chicks.

    • @ryandevan2793
      @ryandevan2793 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow they’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel with quality there aren’t they?

  • @Rakinjo2
    @Rakinjo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Atman," as in the Hindu concept of self or soul, is a universal constant. Therefore the name "Atman Begins" is actually an interesting oxymoron. Clearly this film aims to explore the origins of Hindu mythology.

  • @j0hnf_uk
    @j0hnf_uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This collection has a very strong, 'pirated DVDs from 2005', feel about it. Full of titles that you only buy as fillers because you want to complete the special offer of 20 for the price of 10 at your local dodgy DVD boot sale stall.

  • @AkuAnkka69
    @AkuAnkka69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    DVD case:
    "Don't fall asleep, the invasion is here."
    Ashens:
    "I fell asleep watching this"

    • @Sprech41
      @Sprech41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      failed step one

    • @6581punk
      @6581punk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's so many versions of that film. There's one from 1993 which is apparently "okay" and I will watch. Even Donald Sutherland starred in a similar film, Puppet Masters.

    • @LMixir
      @LMixir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was a plea, rather than a command.

    • @vincentemond5620
      @vincentemond5620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@6581punk The 1993 version is the best with the 1956 original. Then the 1978 version, then it's fifty feet of crap, then it's the 2007 version.

  • @Risingmoon11122
    @Risingmoon11122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "Samuel l Jackson is superb"
    nothing to do with the film, we just thought you ought to know.

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, they're not wrong.

    • @caramelldansen2204
      @caramelldansen2204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @yogibear2k2 cringe

    • @RFC-3514
      @RFC-3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you ever meet him, tell him I loved him in "The Matrix".

    • @RFC-3514
      @RFC-3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @WARMODE CHODE - What, you're saying he sucked in The Matrix, is that it? I guess you're entitled to your opinion, but I think he was great in it.

    • @RFC-3514
      @RFC-3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @WARMODE CHODE - He's alright, but not as good as Samuel L. Jackson was in The Matrix.

  • @Thunderchicken69
    @Thunderchicken69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Gran Torino is actually really good, I’ve watched it probably 5 times over the years, it’s got a really good story

    • @carsaine4535
      @carsaine4535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I recommend the film as well.

    • @Haplo699g
      @Haplo699g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I third this, brilliant movie.

    • @bk109
      @bk109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same here, in fact I'd say that basically every movie I've seen from Clint Eastwood(as a director) has been quite good to great and worthy of the occasional rewatch. The only exceptions I can really think of were Jersey Boys and 15:17 to Paris (which suffered by the odd choice of reenacting events using the actual people involved and not actors)

    • @6581punk
      @6581punk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Of course, if you're the sort of person who thinks characters have to be 100% good or 100% evil then you won't enjoy it. Unfortunately we live in a world where a lot of Twitter activists dislike complex characters. So there's elements of negativity and discrimination about Walt in the film. But the whole point of the film is to show how he overcomes that and helps out his neighbour. Can't really say more without ruining the plot.

    • @Haplo699g
      @Haplo699g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@6581punk Bee Vang's recent comments were either clout chasing or he completely didn't understand the movie he was in.
      He seems dumb enough for either option to fit.

  • @ACBlackJ0ck
    @ACBlackJ0ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love how so many of these DVDs choose News Of The World out of all the papers to feature as their review quote in the cover. Ah yes, the paper that had went through a lot of libel cases and hacked phones. Trutely a quote I can trust.

    • @RatzaChewy
      @RatzaChewy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      News of the World had a reading age of 8 and gave star ratings. That's all the marketing execs care about.

  • @portland-182
    @portland-182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    'The Men Who Stare at Goats' is very rare in that the names are in the same order as the faces on the cover (poster)

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But they left out the goat's name.
      Saying that, weren't there some posters that had "Goat" written above the goat?

  • @ThierryRocksTV
    @ThierryRocksTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    His random DVD or CD showcase videos are one of my favourite segments.

  • @dana-wrath
    @dana-wrath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    as soon as i finish rewatching the other mystery dvd boxes a new one is uploaded, hell yeah

    • @igokoma
      @igokoma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same here lol

    • @smashingintoyou
      @smashingintoyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We live in your world today.

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's funny you say that because I was just about to start rewatching them. I was like holy shit did he read my mind?

    • @iThunder
      @iThunder 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you should play the lottery

    • @ozmond
      @ozmond 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Want a handy?

  • @krablord
    @krablord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The Wrestler genuinely is such a fantastic film, and the song that plays at the end (Also called 'The Wrestler', by Bruce Springsteen) is it's own depressing emotional journey as well. To anyone out there who can enjoy watching an utterly depressing film, where things will get better just to get worse, I cannot recommend it enough.

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *its [own depressing, et cetera], meaning belonging to, and not "it's", which means 'It is'...

  • @DeweyFinn21
    @DeweyFinn21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Imagine telling someone that the directors of You Me And Dupree would go on to direct a film that would become the highest grossing film worldwide for a bit of time.

    • @alastair852
      @alastair852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Me after reading this comment: "Who directed You, Me, and HOLY SHIT IT'S THE RUSSO BROTHERS!"

    • @Studeb
      @Studeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fifth highest counting inflation, second highest not counting inflation (Avatar took back the first place after China re-release).

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's like finding out the director of the 1st and 3rd highest grossing films of all time used to do modelwork for Roger Corman.

  • @Tomanista
    @Tomanista 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    12:55 "Why have I not heard of this?"
    *Checks Special Features*
    "Unseen Marketing Campaign"
    Well that explains it.

  • @jamiegreenham4140
    @jamiegreenham4140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Norbit is one of those films that if your heavely depressed you can watch it and realise your life is perfect compared to the film.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or compare to your own*
      At least he (actually, I will not spoil it).

  • @MatchBreakers
    @MatchBreakers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Gran Torino is pretty good, it ends a little differently that you’d think and i wouldn’t say it is overly depressing. Has some slow notes and some brutal scenes, but I’d recommend.

    • @6581punk
      @6581punk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a good vs bad plot but done in a different way.

    • @porkeyminch8044
      @porkeyminch8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It has character development, something which is missing from most media nowadays.

    • @Podcastforthewin
      @Podcastforthewin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ShadowAngel I was thinking that same thing

  • @tikielvis
    @tikielvis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    A dear old friend of mine was the composer/music supervisor for 'The Cat's Meow.' He regrettably passed away last summer.

  • @tvdinner1986
    @tvdinner1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These are always a treat; its like rummaging through cheap dvd bins at a dollar store, but at home!

  • @biscuitsalive
    @biscuitsalive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    You could shoot a 4 hour vid at my place with all the random dvds I have here.
    I think one pile of them may now have become structurally necessary to the house.

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A friend: Can I watch this movie?
      You: no no no don't touch that stack the up stairs toilet will come down
      (I'm not that far behind ya lol my wife complains all the time even though they are in our extra room) honestly I don't even know the movies I have now even vhs dvd laser disc hell even some obscure ones on vinyl lol. Can't watch em but I still have em found em in a pawn shop for 3 bucks a piece. The guys in there thought it was a record I didn't say anything about it lol. But I was thinking what kind of record player would play vinyls in a case?

    • @biscuitsalive
      @biscuitsalive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fordshojoe8080 I remember back when I was studying. I lent a mate a copy of Akira on dvd.
      It came back soaked in coffee and scratched up by what looks like a large tiger.
      I was always “once bitten twice shy” about lending dvds after that.

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@biscuitsalive ooo yea I could definitely understand that. I don't understand what some people do with stuff like that. I mean it's a movie do you really touch it that much that you need it up like that? In your case it's like did you try to eat it? Did you take it to the zoo and let a tiger try to eat it? If I see someone do that thing where they put the dvd on top of the case while changing movies they never touch mine again. Kids are the world's worst getting their fingerprints all over it ugh. I get a little leery sometimes too because I've had a person borrow I think like 3 movies from me at once and literally 2 days later they were in texas moving there (I live in Tennessee) I was like wtf dude you stole my movies he said who cares they are like 5 bucks at a pawn shop. That's not the fucking point dude you borrowed my movies 2 of probably my favorite and moved across the country. I tried and tried to get him to freaking mail me those movies at least the 2 I really liked he wouldn't do it. Well I have to go to his town in a few weeks for a business trip so guess who's getting their movies back. I ain't telling him I'm coming either I'm just gonna show up.

    • @psmstr
      @psmstr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes, me and my load-bearing copy of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

    • @amandarogerson9132
      @amandarogerson9132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have around 3,000 dvds since we don't have cable or Wi-Fi besides my phone so there's nothing to watch we get a lot from yard sale and flea markets and people giving them away. Got some good ones but yeah they take up so much space and we have to keep getting new shelves which we also get from thrift stores and places like that and now it's like you can't touch them or they will come crashing down. The length of my hallway is just shelves lined with dvds. Most of which we've watched multiple times. And yes norbit was a shit movie, I think ive somehow acquired two copies lol!

  • @shlink-boi5736
    @shlink-boi5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    With how many DVDs you have you could probably open a damn blockbuster

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Why would he open a corpse?

    • @Tillyard86
      @Tillyard86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Did you just wake up from a 20 year coma?

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I still have a Blockbuster member card. My plan is to keep it for 20 years then sell it to fund my retirement. A sure-fire strategy.

    • @93BlazinFire
      @93BlazinFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blockbuster is technically still going by the way.

    • @acreativename7999
      @acreativename7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bt3743 if it's past its expiry date

  • @ghostything
    @ghostything 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    wonder if this is stuff Music Magpie can't shift - I used to volunteer in an oxfam and things that didn't sell were sent to Music Magpie

  • @willbill680
    @willbill680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    As soon as he pulled out batman begins, My mind flashed back to the Ashens Pirated DVDs series with Batman, The Dark Knight The Animated Series Zodiac 😂

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      'This is the zodiac spoaking'

    • @thenate5367
      @thenate5367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bought it for son as he requested.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “The Mortal Instruments: Hat Of Paint” is actually the first in the trilogy and it’s fairly well-done, although the clown-vampire fight at the end didn’t suspend my disbelief very well.

  • @Citadel_Of_My_Thoughts
    @Citadel_Of_My_Thoughts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    My wife and I went to the theater when Sex & The City came out. She went to see that, I went to see Kingdom of The Crystal Skull.
    I still came out ahead.

    • @capness1228
      @capness1228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Debatable.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@capness1228 Sex & The City the TV show was horrible and so are the movies.

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd say it was probably a close thing but oooof

    • @capness1228
      @capness1228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Clay3613 Exactly. You know what you are getting. When you order mcdonalds and get a bland ass burger it's hardly newsworthy, but when you order filet mignon and get a turd sandwich garnished with the undigested corn nibblet that is Shia LeBeef, it's a real gut punch.

    • @crazycockatoo5816
      @crazycockatoo5816 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Clay3613 The second movie killed the whole franchise...for now.

  • @polarknight5376
    @polarknight5376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Films you've actually heard of!? Not interested!"

  • @m1j1browning
    @m1j1browning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    It's not quite the same when you can't get Season 2, Episodes 12-15 of some random show.

    • @UnknownName5050
      @UnknownName5050 ปีที่แล้ว

      God I know. I got so many random dvds from movie stop one time and it was aaammaaazing

  • @exmaarmaca
    @exmaarmaca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    God I remember Norbit on 5:30 I accepted to go to the cinema with my mom and some aunts to see that shit just to later go to a videogame store and buy a Nintendo Wii back on 2007, and the sacrifice was worth...

    • @porkeyminch8044
      @porkeyminch8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      An evening of torture followed by an eternity of Wii'ing. Are you sure Norbit didn't kill you and send you to heaven?

    • @harrisongrant8558
      @harrisongrant8558 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was your reward for watching one of the worst movies ever made, I think. They knew.

  • @proofofwork
    @proofofwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've not seen the film 'Last Orders' , but I remember reading a one star review of it ,which described michael caine as 'stumbling around like a pissed owl'. That description stuck with me for some reason .

    • @LJBMOTORSPORT
      @LJBMOTORSPORT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is in my top 10 fav TH-cam comments

  • @LiamWillisFilmmaker
    @LiamWillisFilmmaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I have that DVD of Death Train and 80% of Christopher Lee's dialogue is in Russian... There are no subtitles.

    • @booshambles
      @booshambles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The subtitles are on vhs but they didn't put them on the dvd

  • @SuperdreadnoughtLiebe
    @SuperdreadnoughtLiebe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ironic that Ashens fell asleep during The Invasion, considering it deliberately says not to on the back of the box. Almost like they already knew how boring it was lol

    • @Gasoline85
      @Gasoline85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember trying to watch a particular movie thrice because I fell asleep the first two times watching it.

    • @acreativename7999
      @acreativename7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ave

    • @Horcrux_maker
      @Horcrux_maker ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Gasoline85 I did that with the ring sequel that came out a few years back,have still never got through it,fallen asleep every time I've tried to watch it

  • @ogrejd
    @ogrejd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Norbit" vs "Jack & Jill" - FIGHT!

    • @russianbot8576
      @russianbot8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i think you meant to finish that with 'foodfight!'
      which is another absolutely atrociously terrible film

    • @mybigfatpolishlife
      @mybigfatpolishlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Norbit hands down

    • @Erin-ce5gs
      @Erin-ce5gs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Norbit. At least that movie had Terry Crews.

    • @karrtar-kraft
      @karrtar-kraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No matter what the audience loses

    • @cipherthedemonlord8057
      @cipherthedemonlord8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love Norbit hilarious

  • @ienjoypaste
    @ienjoypaste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Clearly we must start making more noise for THE RETURN OF TERRIBLE OLD GAMES WE'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF.

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hear hear!!

    • @ienjoypaste
      @ienjoypaste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GreatSageSunWukong YOU HEAR THAT, STUART? THE BUDDHA VICTORIOUS IN STRIFE AGREES.

    • @penfold7800
      @penfold7800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES!!

    • @elitesniper923
      @elitesniper923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely!

    • @macdaddie79
      @macdaddie79 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      0

  • @graumail
    @graumail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    So the thing about the Paranormal Activity movies is they were definitely designed for theater watching. I would go to the opening weekend for those films, and the theater was always packed full. Normally this means a lot of noise etc, but with these movies it would always be a tense silence as we all looked to see what was going to move/be creepy during the “wheres waldo” type haunting scenes.
    Definitely something that doesnt work nearly as well sitting at home, but it was an amazingly fun group activity to see them in the theater. Not really comparable to any movie experience that i’ve had outside of those films.

    • @CabbageYe
      @CabbageYe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I recall falling asleep for about 20 minutes when watching the first movie.

  • @Robert-mt9jw
    @Robert-mt9jw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Welcome back.. Pete Postlewaite, we used to play on a Sunday afternoon, spot Sam Kydd, that's how my dad kept us quite, in front of the TV he was in every film in the 1950's and 60's.

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Similarly, the Australian character actor, Reg Lye, who popped up everywhere in the 1950's and '60's.
      He's great in the 1967-68 Doctor Who story, 'The Enemy Of The World', where he plays the depressive chef, Griffin.

    • @stuartkenny7430
      @stuartkenny7430 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@brianartillery Both Sam Kydd and Reg Lye turn up in old films and TV shows on Talking Pictures TV.

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stuartkenny7430 - Sam Kydd was the star of a 1960's childrens' TV show called 'Orlando'. Oddly, this was a direct spinoff of a serious drama show for adults called 'Crane', about a smuggler on the Mediterranean. Orlando was his sidekick.
      Sadly, very few episodes now exist.

  • @ahtijansson9283
    @ahtijansson9283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    did you know that the hand written codes on the stickers from charity shops like wk3 10219 are like use by dates in a sense. they tell the staff seeing a a lot of the time staff is rotated when that item was out from and if its been out too long it gets reduced, put away for another time like when stock is short, or packed away and sent to another branch of that charity. So stock is refreshed, and things are kept interesting. Which can be difficult cause they rely on what gets donated sometimes there's a flurry of that one things sometimes not. It's not like tescos or other big places where they just order stuff in. Although some charity shops do have new stock like calendars, diaries, and some gifts but they are usually only seasonally available.

    • @Pebbyz
      @Pebbyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Charity shops such as sue ryder also have a lot of new furniture which would help to make extra cash but often ends up just being a waste of floor space as they rarely ever sell

  • @Red_Bl4ze
    @Red_Bl4ze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Stuart, it’s 10 past midnight.

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But you’ve nothing better to be doing on a Friday night. Join the very large club.

    • @swanningabout
      @swanningabout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sparky4878 Saturday morning if it's past midnight

    • @BaronKlutz
      @BaronKlutz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not the next day until you wake up

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@swanningabout being horologically correct yes Saturday, but as another said until I’ve nodded off it still feels like a Friday night. If out drinking ( remember those days?) I consider it Friday.

  • @boskostoybox
    @boskostoybox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Studio executive: How do we market L.A. Confidential DVD?"
    Studio executive #2: "boobs"

  • @BeefyJerk69
    @BeefyJerk69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The advertising on that "The Wrestler" DVD is hilarious how misleading theyre trying to be!!!
    Its a great movie, I LOVE it.
    but its FAR from ANYTHING anyone would call "THE RAGING BULL OF WRESTLING MOVIES" or "THE ULTIMATE MAN FILM"

    • @thedullfork
      @thedullfork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's so disingenuous to the actual film I almost feel like it's intentional. Like how Spec Ops The Line was advertised as just another military shooter.

    • @Lemon_Inspector
      @Lemon_Inspector 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Ultimate-Man Film? The Ultimate Man-Film? What does it even mean

  • @abbafan50986
    @abbafan50986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Interesting link between the last 2 films. 'Sugarscape', the publication that reviewed 'The Mortal Instruments', was owned by the Hearst Corporation, a company founded by William Randolph Hearst who was portrayed in 'The Cats Meow'!

  • @voltaliobscur
    @voltaliobscur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Fun fact about "The Passion of the Christ": the dude playing Jesus got struck by lightning during filming. Apparently nobody involved could take a hint.

    • @iimMrBrightside
      @iimMrBrightside 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jim Caveezel?Caviezel? (Yeah, the guy from the first one)

    • @voltaliobscur
      @voltaliobscur 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iimMrBrightside Yup.

    • @krull1981
      @krull1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always get his surname wrong so just refer to him as Jimmy Christ.

    • @Ichneumonxx
      @Ichneumonxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      when even God says your movie is just an overbudgeted exploitation flick and he prefers Life of Brian, you're doing filming wrong.

    • @alastair852
      @alastair852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If I was Mel I'd be calling up the studio like "Yeah, we're halting production and destroying all the footage. Why? Because God let off a warning shot at Jim that's why!"

  • @DarkseidJoshua
    @DarkseidJoshua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ashens) "My name is Alice and I remember everything" said in the tone of Hannibal Lector

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Resident Evil starring Anthony Hopkins would be much better.

  • @saintrocketIX
    @saintrocketIX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love seeing a Moodysson film in here. Show Me Love is my favorite movie of all time, and Together is a damn good follow up.

  • @brucegoatly
    @brucegoatly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Who Frames Roger Rabbit ends in 'bit'.

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Framed. You were so close to making an excellent joke, but blew it due to the spelling. What a shame...

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    What I'm getting from this is that you can buy 80 DVDs for £12 but for the love of God, don't.

    • @Tillyard86
      @Tillyard86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would have nowhere to put them!

    • @theannoyedmrfloyd3998
      @theannoyedmrfloyd3998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would buy 80 anime DVDs and I damn well did 5 times.

    • @psmstr
      @psmstr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Annoyed Mr Floyd 80 anime dvds would cost you a bajillion pounds 10 years ago

    • @porkeyminch8044
      @porkeyminch8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theannoyedmrfloyd3998 80 anime DVDs for £12? Are you sure you actually bought them and it wasn't just a dream you had?

    • @andysutcliffe3915
      @andysutcliffe3915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually, I’m surprised at how many of these are watchable.

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    that moment DVD's became the new VHS tapes, the future is sometimes scary.

  • @jorgicostava7217
    @jorgicostava7217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    If you're using an external mic, perhaps a ground loop isolator would eliminate the noise you're getting whilst recording off of the mains.

    • @caramelldansen2204
      @caramelldansen2204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the same happened to my Nintendo Switch

    • @6581punk
      @6581punk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DI box. Commonly used to stop such things.

    • @DennisFromRLM
      @DennisFromRLM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is that a typical problem in Cobristan?

    • @MegaZombieman115
      @MegaZombieman115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DennisFromRLM “Cobristan is not a real country!”

    • @jorgicostava7217
      @jorgicostava7217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DennisFromRLM Well, that and a lack of passport-quality crayons, yes.

  • @623jrs
    @623jrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    for anyone wondering death train came out in 1993 and ashens being born in 1976, he was only 16 years old when death train was released

    • @6581punk
      @6581punk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was about 19. Good times, people used to go out to the pub, socialise before the internet ruined everything :)

    • @ryandevan2793
      @ryandevan2793 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its weird he says that he remembered being really young, Implying a way younger age, but in reality it was just his mid teens.

  • @MrNowherethis
    @MrNowherethis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love the wrestler, Darren Aronofski is a genius. It's crazy how most of his movies deal with addiction and self destructive behavior in one form or another.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Passion of Chris Tarrant, starring Michael Sheen, Steve Punt and the hot priest from Fleabag

    • @spretten
      @spretten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I haven't even seen the series Fleabag but I knew who you meant and...yeah 🤤 lol

  • @eg1885
    @eg1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    7:10 Batman Begins, 1 - Disc edition
    Thanks for not selling the zero disc edition.

    • @Rando1975
      @Rando1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is the first time of heard a DVD with a 1-disc edition.

    • @daniellion5291
      @daniellion5291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have the zero disc editions of every film ever made.

    • @psmstr
      @psmstr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wouldn’t a zero-disc edition be like those games that have a physical case you can buy from a store, but then all it has inside is a slip of paper with a download code?
      Have any movies actually been released like that? Now I’m curious

    • @Rando1975
      @Rando1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@psmstr that's a good point.

    • @johnchristopher32
      @johnchristopher32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@psmstr yes I've actually seen a copy of the last spiderman film in Tesco that came in a little cardboard box with a code inside

  • @GreyHulk2156
    @GreyHulk2156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It was the tattoo artist that sued because it was his design, but yes. I believe they settled it in the end.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was the tattoo artist and they did settle.
      I only know this because I watched a video on frivolous lawsuits and this was featured.

  • @sircatsmeow2886
    @sircatsmeow2886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    How much would someone, or a group of people, have to donate for you to watch and record your reactions to the films you haven't seen in these DVD groups?
    Preferably all in one sitting.

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ashens needs to go on RLM.

  • @AdamYJ
    @AdamYJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video has the same vibe as digging through the Wal-Mart $5 DVD bin looking for hidden treasures.

  • @YdenMk-II
    @YdenMk-II 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Mike Tyson tattoo thing happened but it was the 3rd movie I think. It was the tattoo artist that sued the movie rather than Tyson himself though. I'm pretty sure the whole case was settled to keep the movie in theaters though and most likely the home version changed it.

  • @lily91109
    @lily91109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i think i like these vids so much because it's clear that stuart is a film buff and he gets to talk about something he likes.

  • @TaikoNoTetsujin
    @TaikoNoTetsujin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love it when they list "animated and sound interactive menu" as an extra feature. Were there ever DVDs which didn't have menus--pop them in the player, and they automatically played AND YOU COULDN'T MAKE THEM STOP

    • @dicapriodelorean2888
      @dicapriodelorean2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it was esp worse when you couldnt find the remote and you'd go insane from repeating clips in the menu

    • @Rando1975
      @Rando1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've only seen 1 DVD without a menu and that was my DVD of K-1 Grand Prix 2002, which was a kickboxing show from Japan. And I have about 1000 DVDs in my collection.

    • @haylazmask
      @haylazmask 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There were actually a whole range of them in Turkey with "Press-n-Play" branding until about 7 years ago. They were versions of films with no menu, no extras, cost more than regular DVDs for some reason yet they sold much more apparently.

    • @johnchristopher32
      @johnchristopher32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Interactive menus" is up there with "1 disc edition" in terms of just having something to fill space on the box

  • @Caroline_Tyler
    @Caroline_Tyler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "How about you" - saw it over this last Christmas period - It was 'nice', predictable and harmless. I think your evaluation from the cover was spot on

  • @greyghostdesigns
    @greyghostdesigns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gran Torino is an excellent film. Definitely recommend it, it was my introduction to Clint Eastwood. It's about a Korean War veteran overcoming his bias towards Koreans after an Asian family moves in next door to him.

  • @kyleflounder9783
    @kyleflounder9783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The fact that I got on ad for some dolls called "Na! Na! Na! Surprise Teens" on a youtube channel that reviews tat tells me all I need to know about the product advertised
    But hey on the bright side I did see that and go "huh, maybe I should buy one and save it to ship to Stuart in 20 years for no reason"

    • @TheTreyBlue
      @TheTreyBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ship it to him now, he'll review it in 20 years

    • @kyleflounder9783
      @kyleflounder9783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheTreyBlue The level at which you are absolutely correct is disturbing 🤣

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm waiting for them to go on clearance, so I can make something neat out of them.

    • @zobblewobble1770
      @zobblewobble1770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve been seeing those ads a lot lately too. And they always pop up in the weirdest places like Warhammer 40K videos.

  • @PedroBenolielBonito
    @PedroBenolielBonito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:25 'I would have referenced Sweet Dreams there'
    *Stuart references Sweet Dreams*
    'This is why he's my favourite TH-camr'.

  • @natsume-hime2473
    @natsume-hime2473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stuart I hope you see this comment. Gran Torino is a really uplifting story about a crotchety old man and a kid bonding after the kid nearly steals the old man's car. The old guy being bitter about Hmong Vietnamese people basically taking over his neighborhood, but becoming accepting through exposure. Meanwhile he teaches the kid to be a responsible adult and a good person. Also the ending will definitely make you bawl your eyes out. It's a damn good and underrated movie. Just in a bittersweet sort of way. It's definitely worth a watch, or 20. Despite Clint Eastwood's faults, he made a real gem with Gran Torino.

  • @ProblmSolvd
    @ProblmSolvd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Apocalypse is my favourite of the Resident Evil films, if only because the Nemesis was just a big guy in a suit.
    Gotta appreciate a good suit.

  • @redgrain3914
    @redgrain3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am simultaneously pleased and ashamed that I too immediately think of Privateer when I see Clive Owen.

  • @bigshambowski
    @bigshambowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Wrestler is a fantastic movie. Something both fans and non-fans can enjoy.

    • @ZoahPorre
      @ZoahPorre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      for sure. it shows how scummy that avenue of entertainment can be.

  • @furuyawn
    @furuyawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "nah this is that mel gibson one where there's like, jesus, innit?" lmao

  • @TomTheEnglishPicker
    @TomTheEnglishPicker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They look like charity shop shelf pulls. It’s sad how much they have dropped in value , I remember the days of selling them for a quid each at boot sales real easy. Now I struggle to sell x200 for £10

  • @jean-lucpicard5510
    @jean-lucpicard5510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Everyone is a target" well it is an American film.

  • @redwolf92
    @redwolf92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    nothing like good old Ashens on a Saturday's morning at 8 AM

    • @GamerKing50
      @GamerKing50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here it’s 8 pm on a Friday night

    • @DewMan001
      @DewMan001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you also in Perth, western Australia?

    • @GamerKing50
      @GamerKing50 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, I’m in Houston, Texas, USA.

    • @DewMan001
      @DewMan001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GamerKing50 I meant red wolf92 but thank you regardless

    • @GamerKing50
      @GamerKing50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DewMan001 make sure to tag next time

  • @Terri_MacKay
    @Terri_MacKay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mike Tyson didn't sue the producers of The Hangover 2, the tattoo artist did because the tattoo was his original design.

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly, thank you. Not saying that because I knew it or something, but by logic, you know. Because Mike Tyson, is in one of these damn things!!! So why would he sue them, it's not the logical thing, unless the guy is a complete d*ck.

  • @gestaposantaclaus
    @gestaposantaclaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Batman Begins's Gotham was lit. Then they just made it into NY for some reason.

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Chicago

    • @MatiPryjomko
      @MatiPryjomko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chicago in Dark Knight, then New York in Dark Knight Rises.

    • @bettyswollocks1670
      @bettyswollocks1670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there have been plenty of well lit cities over the last year or so in the USA

    • @gestaposantaclaus
      @gestaposantaclaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bettyswollocks1670 including the Capitol ya’ll tried to wreck? Just because I have Gestapo in my username doesn’t mean I’m a Nazi. I like Orwell and freedom so fuck off.

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MatiPryjomko yeah, TDKR actually used like 7 or 8 different cities mashed together, but I totally agree it feels the most like New York.

  • @darkdeity2012
    @darkdeity2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Regarding The Hangover 2, I believe it was Tyson's tattoo artist who sued over them reusing a specific design, because Tyson doesn't own that design. Same reason why most wrestling action figures don't recreate the wrestlers' tattoos accurately, because they generally don't want to pay the original tattoo artist to reuse their design.

  • @irkmcspamtroll2556
    @irkmcspamtroll2556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I look forward to your reviews of each and every one of these movies.

  • @mastsh12
    @mastsh12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember Greenfingers! It's about a group of prisoners who take up gardening as a reform program, and go on to enter some big national gardening competition. No idea how close it was to reality, but the movie was enjoyable enough.

  • @SirDave1988
    @SirDave1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Oh Mr Ashens, you do spoil us.. 😁👍🏻

  • @raf42
    @raf42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Regarding Argo: the "based on a selection" by Tony Mendez, he was a CIA officer, and his wife Jonna (still alive) was the CIA head of disguises. They both wrote some crazy books, and Jonna has done some really cool videos recently about her days at the CIA.
    That said, overall while Argo was a great film, in reality Canada did the lions share of the work in getting the hostages out, not the US as depicted.

    • @harpoonlobotomy
      @harpoonlobotomy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      America exaggerating its accomplishments in international politics and diplomacy? Tell me it ain't so!

  • @MudSluggerBP
    @MudSluggerBP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bloody love Death Train, my 2nd favourite Brosnan movie 👍🏻

  • @totallynotasentientactionf9519
    @totallynotasentientactionf9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Town is one of my all-time favorite films. I have seen it no less then 5 times.

  • @quicksilver2140
    @quicksilver2140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Mortal Instruments movie, you were correct, it was meant to have addition movies. So they turned it into four seasons on Netflix called Shadow Hunters.

    • @jackieelizabeth8614
      @jackieelizabeth8614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which is much better then the movie. Except for the final season, absolutely rushed nightmare

    • @quicksilver2140
      @quicksilver2140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackieelizabeth8614 Agreed.

  • @Ravingamer1981
    @Ravingamer1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Seeing some of these DVDs who would pay the prices of them from a charity shop.

    • @webchimp
      @webchimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Had to argue with a guy in a charity shop once because they were 2 for £1 and there was only one film I wanted.

    • @Ravingamer1981
      @Ravingamer1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would choose the worst DVD they had and then bin it immediately lol

  • @DANFUN32
    @DANFUN32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The town was Pete postlethwaite last major film release did 1 more independent film and then sadly passed
    Of cancer

    • @6581punk
      @6581punk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That explains why I've not seen him in any films lately.

  • @IAmBitfrost
    @IAmBitfrost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The resident evil movie series is fantastic for getting a group of friends together and cracking jokes as you watch, love em for that reason alone

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clearly you've never watched any decent films like the 1993 film Deadfall featuring all kinds of famous people who should know better

  • @thetoythief8940
    @thetoythief8940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You me and dupree isn't for everyone but i say give it a watch its just a fun movie

  • @Astolfo2001
    @Astolfo2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun Fact: If I am correct, I think the director who did Step Up 3 (or a different Step Up movie) also directed Make Your Move, a bland South Korean-American co-produced modern dance reimagining of Romeo and Juilet set in New York starring k-pop idol BoA (yes, the same BoA who sang the opening theme of Tales of Graces) out of all people as the female lead.

  • @deviantgaming8559
    @deviantgaming8559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how Ashens just skipped past THAT Transformers movie.

  • @bradleysmith3389
    @bradleysmith3389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are the only man that gets me excited when he spreads his DVDs all over his brown couch.
    I don't know if I'm thanking you or in need of psychiactric care.
    But either way, thank you for doing this.

  • @DaveMcGarry
    @DaveMcGarry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not a bad haul there for 12 quid delivered!

  • @ohnoitschris
    @ohnoitschris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    22:50, ah, the Serpentine font, as seen on low-budget sci-fi, automobile maintenance stuff, and the logo of Dance Dance Revolution games from the 90's.

  • @Code7Unltd
    @Code7Unltd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    35:32 There's the possibility that the $12 is just the postage, or a percentage of it...

  • @irtbmtind89
    @irtbmtind89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember seeing bits of Norbit while channel surfing on a hotel TV like 10 years ago. It was horrendous but not as bad as Pluto Nash.

  • @MatiPryjomko
    @MatiPryjomko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Cat's Meow has Eddie Izzard as Charlie Chaplin and is quite good.

  • @ArctiqZero
    @ArctiqZero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eagle Eye is one of my favorite movies, very chaotic and entertaining.

  • @circe9165
    @circe9165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know I saw You, Me and Dupree, I remember nothing about it. I didn't even remember who was in it....so I guess that says how good it is, absolutely 100% forgettable.

  • @FeenieVonKarma
    @FeenieVonKarma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:36 Went into Argo expecting nothing but it was really compelling. I'd watch it again. Always nice to find one of those.

  • @Fatspurios
    @Fatspurios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Men who stare at goats. Brilliant film.

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn't say brilliant but it is great. Kind of a Coen brothers movie but without the Coen brothers.

    • @Fatspurios
      @Fatspurios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lwaves it's only my opinion maybe I should of used enjoyable. Be well and stay safe.

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fatspurios I wasn't disputing that it was your opinion, you can think it's brilliant if you want. I was simply offering my own opinion of it. You seem to have taken my reply in the wrong way. :-)

    • @Fatspurios
      @Fatspurios 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lwaves no worries. Be well and stay safe.

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fatspurios You too. :-)

  • @joomoo286
    @joomoo286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love longer Ashens videos, i often use them to fall asleep, in a good way. I find them to be oddly comforting for some reason I can’t explain. Thanks stu

  • @Bill-lt5qf
    @Bill-lt5qf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    well, thanks chum, this will do perfectly for a pre kip vid.

  • @beez1717
    @beez1717 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was really cool to see lots of movies I have never heard of that I should have. What I like about these videos is your comments on the movies. Your comments sound like they are from the average person and you go over your opinion in a very friendly and casual way, and it feels far less snobby or like it’s trying to convince us to like or not like what you do. It’s really fun because of that.

  • @MudSluggerBP
    @MudSluggerBP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Wrestler is great, worth it just to see Aunt May get her baps out 👍🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "And down in Norwich a slightly mad doctor puts it on to the pile with Death Train."

    • @FinalFantasyIXIIII
      @FinalFantasyIXIIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still associate the Toby Maguire trilogy with spider-man, so I was really freaked out and kind of disgusted until I remember that marvels been making Live Action Aunt May hot now.