ironic DeadBrokeNinja its the conservatives that are hateful. Mexicans? Fuck them. Poor People? Fuck them. LGBTI? Fuck them. If you're not a white straight male...Fuck you
"I don't have any... there's nothing that would conclude me that anything different has changed with respect to that time period." I've been speaking wrong my entire life...
You’ve access to information about what they did during the process. If they don’t back away, please tell them that you’ll reveal what they did in a step-by-step process.
Hey, atleast it´s fucking beautiful! Unlike the Star Sprangled Trainwreck x) Change that flag while you´re at it, at distance it looks like dark blue and pink - those two clash... At least *something* good would come out of the Trump administration! :D
Sebastian Grain Swing from trees? Perhaps but she could also make a few billion dollars while doing it. And all without declaring bankruptcy, cheating investors and small business people.
These dumbass Trump supporters started with 16 REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES TO SAY AREN'T QUALIFIED!!!! Republicans were warning their voters over and over that Trump is dangerous don't elect someone out of anger and fear please he only cares about himself, and the Trump supporters were doing exactly what they're doing now, he's the only that can save us, Obamas bad, Bush was bad, Romney bad Ryans bad he's the only one that can save is fuck you eat what you deserve and recognize this piece of shit are Trump supporters fault
You're not very self actualized, are you? Either that, or you've never met a right leaning republican... or lived in a red state... or watched Fox News... or been outside your house... or been on twitter... or facebook...
Ruben Jensen It's all fun and games to watch, but as a background character I have to tell you I am legitimately terrified. The comedy shows help because I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
As someone with Celiac I just want to point out I am still SLIGHTLY more concerned about Gluten killing me on a day to day basis than the Russians... But only SLIGHTLY.
Notice how none of the comments care about how Stephen made fun of Russian stereotypes at the end. But if he did that with someone from Mexico or Kenya, the liberals would call him a racist and be sending him death threats
really? sounds like you're full of shit because snl has been doing that kind of thing for a long time and I've never seen this so-called "liberal outrage".
Liam D'Arcy the problem with sane media outlets not going to the briefings is that the only people who are left to ask questions are breitbart reporters and their ilk. Media's put in a tough spot
Liam D'Arcy That is probably too dangerous. All we would have are clips from Breitbart showing Trump in a good light. Even if they told provable lies in their own clips, Trump supporters would just say "Well CNN wasn't even there, how can they know Trump didn't save everyone from a fire that evening."
well I'm enjoying this, this is like the best action, suspense movie I've ever seen, and I'm watching this while I drinking tummies and eating popcorn.
Any programmers out there know how I can make an "alternative" boolean? I mean I know there's true and false, but what about alternative data types, in which it can be false, but seem true to millions of idiots?
You'd need a quantum computer to calculate all the positions Trump's people have taken. And they're great positions. Tremendous positions. You could even call them super positions.
The alias's that you use for the people you feature in your monologues are some of the best material on late nite. The world needs you more than ever. I hope you can get Stephen Miller on your show so you can call him a liar to his face.
Trumpians love telling Hillary supporters to get over her loss. Maybe they could tell their fearless leader to quit bringing her up during his deflections.
As a decent person raised to forgive people, I would say that the Trump Administration deserves a second chance to get their act together. But, my grandmother raised me to be honest and tell the truth, sooo....
It just keeps getting worse...but it's hilarious at the same time! As a Brit I'm glad I can laugh at another states misery...god knows we have our own! 😂😄😅🙂😑😔😞😓😥
Same im dutch so i can have a laugh but were having some nutjobs of our own And America is still the country that is the leader of the free world so if they fuck it up we in europe will feel it
As a non-native English speaker I felt kind of inadiquate when I heard that sentence of Spicer, because I thought after all these years I still don't know all the phrases and grammatical details and technicalities but luckily I did me learn later that I was me right to be suspicious about this one.
Thank you Late Show and Mr Colbert - Steven's monologue is the one thing I reliably watch 1st thing in the morning. It helps me pry myself out of bed & face the day. This election has made so many watch politics on a daily basis- thank you.
People should stop complaining about Trump's presidency, when it's been the most hilarious reality show ever aired, running on all channels 24/7 called #President-apprentice. On the bright side, none of these awesome night shows would have existed, if the Halloween pumpkin in-chief didn't won the electoral vote.
>Trump was in contact with russians during campaign >Trump jokes about how Russia should hack Hillary >Dems get hacked >"I know this looks bad but u can't prove shit" - trump supporter
Everyone in the white house is required to learn two languages. Just in case the take over occurs during the first four years and not during 2020 elections.
+nthnpark0 Impeaching him is the only way for the republican party to save what ever face they have left this is the 2nd president in a row that they put to power that's a moron, and the first moron was at least likable as a personality.
Hi, this is spring 2018. He's still here. investigations are still ongoing but no actual trials have occurred. Good news is that nothing's been blown up yet. Bad news is more school shootings, more firings and random staff changes in the WH, more threatening and lunatic behavior from Trump, and a general malaise over the entire country. More good news is voting in six months to get rid of some of these hacks!
I would vote for Oprah for president. I am being totally sincere. If we have to have a garbage tv celebrity for president, why not? Oprah knows the value of hard work, and cares abput her viewers/voters. Plus who could hate her?
The Hometown Support( New Orleans.) of Jon Baptist. Growing like the crowd is in Mardi Gras (Carnival Season)... Laissait Le Bon Temps Rouler..(Let the good times roll)...The Music of Jon Baptiste is very special to the people of New Orleans! Frenchman Street is paying attention to Jon, and the people want to let all the people( from the show)know that we love and support everyone! Frenchman Street is still providing a place for the musician..beginners, maturing,struggling,aspiring
It's like watching the TItanic sink, except this time you just hope everyone drowns
spareluck haha true
Typical hateful liberal, hahaha.
ironic DeadBrokeNinja its the conservatives that are hateful. Mexicans? Fuck them. Poor People? Fuck them. LGBTI? Fuck them. If you're not a white straight male...Fuck you
The US is the Titanic.
Yes, I here the band playing in the back ground .. lmao
And you get a scandal! You get a scandal! You get a scandal! Everybody gets scaaandaaals!
KingOfMadCows BWAHAHAHAHA
i.redd.it/4jncaoppy4by.jpg
lmao so hard.
Pure Trickledown.... the leg ... ethics & economics theory
KingOfMadCows
sandals?
Colbert. What a legend. He deserves a billion more followers.
Misty Marshmallow Your profile pic is cute.
Daniel Filberg Aww!!! #butthurttrumptard
Daniel Filberg, is that all you can say russian troll
I'm not even Russian, but I know enough to say that this TV show is American Hard Propaganda and Stephen Colbert is a tool of propaganda.
Daniel son, much you have to learn. The ways of proper research and critical thinking will eventually be bestowed upon you. Till then...SAD!
Stephen is a world treasure.
Some treasures are better off at the bottom of the ocean...
+Furioclasse Jesus
Alex Jones!!! LOL
I think Colbert is the best !
Wow, Trump's cabinet is dropping faster than his approval ratings.
Nah, just fucking with you. Nothing is dropping faster than that.
+Lala Lala
God, you guys are just gonna be curled up in a ball sobbing "But her emails!" when Trump gets his ass thrown in prison, aren't you?
PUTINS zipper drops faster in the morning!
Trump is a *G R E E D Y D I R T B A G*
Skill Up not even rhino pistols drop that fast 😂😂
Jake!
Nice job Piano man on the comedic timing.
He has grown on me lol
Projected Reality ikr
John had few good moments lately, he's growing up and I like it
HASEnoncorperated think you r refering to the pianist.
"I don't have any... there's nothing that would conclude me that anything different has changed with respect to that time period."
I've been speaking wrong my entire life...
Aqua Mina Wrong has been speaking you life entirely* mean you.
Aqua Mina , Even can't I. A thing there is not, seen me leads to sanity of his in trust.
Aqua Mina
Maybe it makes more sense in Russian?
You has that fixed for you by he Basher.
Maybe he should ask Joe Trudeau for some public speaking lessons.
I love the irony of Donald complaining about "blind hatred" and "conspiracy theories" in his tweets, when he's responsible for both.
“Blind hatred and conspiracy theories” was legit his platform
You’ve access to information about what they did during the process. If they don’t back away, please tell them that you’ll reveal what they did in a step-by-step process.
there is no BLIND hatred with trump... he sees it, because America is in the crapper....and he hates it, appropriatly.
The media is the only reason that I'm remaining optimistic. Continue to call him in his BS. Do not let it become the norm. Thanks Colbert
Even without her show on the air, Oprah is still pulling off amazing giveaways
US citizens should start practicing the Soviet anthem in preparation
Claystead lol
We all need to learn some Russian...
Hey, atleast it´s fucking beautiful! Unlike the Star Sprangled Trainwreck x) Change that flag while you´re at it, at distance it looks like dark blue and pink - those two clash...
At least *something* good would come out of the Trump administration! :D
It's a beautiful one, to be honest ;)
Oooh you guys are commie sympathisers, wait til the Trumptards see this
So can Oprah make Trump release his tax returns?
Jerry To - Trump is too pussy to release this tax returns.
Sebastian Grain
yeah money trees that bitch is rich.
Sebastian Grain Swing from trees? Perhaps but she could also make a few billion dollars while doing it. And all without declaring bankruptcy, cheating investors and small business people.
I reported his comment as hate speech.
Jerry To Look under your CHAAAAIR!
Brilliant writing! Sharp and wonderfully sane!
Please for a moment just think, what would the Republicans be doing if this were Clinton, Obama or Sanders?
I think the only problem is the small word "think".
lol think? HAHAHA stop living in your fantasies.
These dumbass Trump supporters started with 16 REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES TO SAY AREN'T QUALIFIED!!!! Republicans were warning their voters over and over that Trump is dangerous don't elect someone out of anger and fear please he only cares about himself, and the Trump supporters were doing exactly what they're doing now, he's the only that can save us, Obamas bad, Bush was bad, Romney bad Ryans bad he's the only one that can save is fuck you eat what you deserve and recognize this piece of shit are Trump supporters fault
Hakugard nothing. They would be doing nothing...
You're not very self actualized, are you? Either that, or you've never met a right leaning republican... or lived in a red state... or watched Fox News... or been outside your house... or been on twitter... or facebook...
"USA Live" is my favourite reality show
Ruben Jensen the 'you're fired' guy isn't living up to his old gimmick
Ruben Jensen I love watching because it's like a huge extended family, except you can't tell who's an adult because they all act like babies.
Ruben Jensen shet me too, their politics is more interesting than watching GoT right now
Ruben Jensen
It's all fun and games to watch, but as a background character I have to tell you I am legitimately terrified. The comedy shows help because I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ruben Jensen C-SPAN Cabinet confirmation hearings are my favorite comedy.
I'm going to start learning Russian so I can get ahead in the new regime.
Start learning Chinese instead, Russia has got no way to actually dominate the world. They can cause chaos but they can't consolidate their gains.
Coreslair Learn both Chinese and Russian to secure your future.
You should learn better spanish, piece of shit. Santiago Abascal will rule all the world!!
Jose R. S.
He has my vote.
Russia and China and the US cause Chaos.
So much winning on Trumps side. He must be so bored he has started not to win so much.
Gusstavv's Stuff. no Trump is still winning....its just alternative winning...libtards dont understand winning anyway duhh
+Joe Stacks - What's your definition of "winning?"
guys....he's basing it on Charlie Sheens definition of "Winning"
....that's all.
Joe Stacks you mean like the 5 times he went bankrupt, or he has so many law suits against him that even wal mart says better him than us?
Mike Kingsbury yeah he was collecting them, so far he got 5...maybe he will get the jackpot this time and bankrupt the world
As someone with Celiac I just want to point out I am still SLIGHTLY more concerned about Gluten killing me on a day to day basis than the Russians... But only SLIGHTLY.
Pussy.
Loved Tatiana showing off her Helena accent at the end
I literally cannot make sense of Spicer's comments.
Or should I say, I literally sense Spicer's comments make cannot?
Alicia Blount Does he need to take out his Dollies?
I literally make comments sense not Spicer.
Sean Old and Spicer no comment make happy great again. Love!
You confused are, eh?
Hey guys I am so much tired of winning. Too much winning.
Jason Blade
Me too. Wait. Did you say "winning" or "whining"?
I wish this administration would spontaneously combust!!!
peanut butter Now THAT would be a lot of smoke 😂
well we can see the smoke that's a good start.
What are you talking about? I thought that's what we've been watching this past month?
If they do combust, I'll run up and warm my hands on the fire. And when I'm done, I'll piss the fire out.
jeff ghant Hmm, so befitting. A golden shower!
Notice how none of the comments care about how Stephen made fun of Russian stereotypes at the end. But if he did that with someone from Mexico or Kenya, the liberals would call him a racist and be sending him death threats
Emerson Smith he wasn't making fun of any stereotypes.. she did a Russian accent smh
really? sounds like you're full of shit because snl has been doing that kind of thing for a long time and I've never seen this so-called "liberal outrage".
SirVixIsVexed 99% of the victims are Muslims !! But Hey you are just typical trumpister with your alternative Facts aka lies and bullshit 😜😜
Colbert's really been nailing it on the "It's funny because it's..." lately
Are major press outlets going to just stop attending Spicer's press conferences? Because they are literally getting nothing out of them anymore...
Liam D'Arcy the problem with sane media outlets not going to the briefings is that the only people who are left to ask questions are breitbart reporters and their ilk. Media's put in a tough spot
How can you dare that! We are getting comedy gold from Spicey.
Liam D'Arcy
That is probably too dangerous. All we would have are clips from
Breitbart showing Trump in a good light. Even if they told provable lies in their own clips, Trump supporters would just say "Well CNN wasn't even there, how can they know Trump didn't save everyone from a fire that evening."
Liam D'Arcy Right?? He only takes safe, inoffensive questions from conservative media. What's the point anymore?
Liam D'Arcy can we subpoena Trump to appear at a press conference?
Trump accuses people of what he is.
Also Katie Name is hot.
we have the best prostitutes.
Classic projection from the malignant narcissist. Yep.
I'm not talking about that money bag. Trump should be held to same standard of that corrupt woman.
It's classic in psychology. Self-projection.
well I'm enjoying this, this is like the best action, suspense movie I've ever seen, and I'm watching this while I drinking tummies and eating popcorn.
Thank you, Mr Colbert . You dazzle us with your brilliance and provide a voice of sanity in an age of steadily-increasing insanity.
Colbert is secretly happy Trump was elected. He will never hurt for material. Everyday this guy puts out at least 3 videos 😂😂😂
Any programmers out there know how I can make an "alternative" boolean? I mean I know there's true and false, but what about alternative data types, in which it can be false, but seem true to millions of idiots?
don't be so silly, you can't bullshit your way through programming lol xD
it's called a false positive
Captain Obvious you can create a new class called boolshit, which has a method that accepts boolean values and returns the opposite of the value.
You'd need a quantum computer to calculate all the positions Trump's people have taken. And they're great positions. Tremendous positions. You could even call them super positions.
I believe it's called fuzzy logic ?
Katy Name is damn fine tho.
Steel Nation well Putin did say that Russia has the finest prostitutes in the world
Steel Nation - yeah. but i wonder where was the russian nonhacker guy?
+kani75 he probably had some other campaigns to hack^W help
She's not Russian, she said so. That's how "vetting" works nowadays.
(Unless you're brown).
She is Tatiana Maslany
Oprah suddenly is like Daredevil.
"It's funny, cause it's necessary"
Hot damn! Stephen's killing it this week...
Tatiana Maslany is just too brilliant
If Trump loves Russia so much, he should to move to Siberia. Cold and uninviting match his personality perfectly.
Ibn Sina your comment made my day
But Siberia has beautiful nature, whilst trump has no beauty whatsoever..
Sick Stress Productions I have heard that Gulag is lovely this time of the year...
by your logic, liberals should move to muslim countries since they love muslims so much.
Have you ever been to Siberia to call it cold and uninviting?
The Falcons blew a 25 point lead and the Russians picked our President.
Everything's coming up Patriots eh?
la li lu le lo
End of the world. Has to be. I'm just waiting for the 4 horsemen to show up.
Don't forget the Cubs winning the World Series. that was a sign
+DH McNoobington. And they will be wearing suits, red caps and in big cars instead of horses.
Ugh, Tatiana is life
The alias's that you use for the people you feature in your monologues are some of the best material on late nite. The world needs you more than ever. I hope you can get Stephen Miller on your show so you can call him a liar to his face.
i really do have an almost irrational love for Stephen Colbert...:)
but but ...emails
Utsav Rakshit but but Flynn. 😂😂😂
Trumpians love telling Hillary supporters to get over her loss. Maybe they could tell their fearless leader to quit bringing her up during his deflections.
Oh, are we talking about Don Jr's emails.
As a decent person raised to forgive people, I would say that the Trump Administration deserves a second chance to get their act together. But, my grandmother raised me to be honest and tell the truth, sooo....
It just keeps getting worse...but it's hilarious at the same time! As a Brit I'm glad I can laugh at another states misery...god knows we have our own! 😂😄😅🙂😑😔😞😓😥
Same im dutch so i can have a laugh but were having some nutjobs of our own
And America is still the country that is the leader of the free world so if they fuck it up we in europe will feel it
As an Italian, I can FULLY relate!! xD
Thank you Stephen Colbert.
Colbert' Late Show writers are the best out there!
As a non-native English speaker I felt kind of inadiquate when I heard that sentence of Spicer, because I thought after all these years I still don't know all the phrases and grammatical details and technicalities but luckily I did me learn later that I was me right to be suspicious about this one.
He's a magician of words
Someone please pinch me.... this cannot be happening....
his impersonation of trump reminds me of cartmen :') lop
I love Tatiana so much, so talented!
Thank you Late Show and Mr Colbert - Steven's monologue is the one thing I reliably watch 1st thing in the morning. It helps me pry myself out of bed & face the day. This election has made so many watch politics on a daily basis- thank you.
Do you guys understand Sean Spicer has the toughest job in the world?
Poor baby.
Katie Name is cute.
Robert's Art Studio she looks Russian
No, no, she is definitely not Russian. She even said so.
(BTW, that's Tatiana Maslany).
I kind of waited for her saying "my name is Tatiana..." - because it is. And it is Russian.
I thought she was going to say her name was Helena.
People should stop complaining about Trump's presidency, when it's been the most hilarious reality show ever aired, running on all channels 24/7 called #President-apprentice. On the bright side, none of these awesome night shows would have existed, if the Halloween pumpkin in-chief didn't won the electoral vote.
Definitely wouldn't have been as funny if the trumpkin didn't won then election 😂
Still going strong...
You are killing it Steve!
I think the most consistently funny writing on this show is the '(wo)man who...' line when they show a photo of someone.
At least we know Trump won't work to repeal gay marriage.....
Him and Putin are going to have a lovely ceremony.
Jobri "he and Putin." Learn English.
Y'all can panic and complain but I'm outchea learning Russian and developing a taste for borscht.
To survive this admin we must learn to love golden showers and learn to hate Ukrainians. MAKE AMERICA RUSSIAN AGAIN.
vickie g I been saying Make America Miserable Again....
seriously WTF is this. these people are chosen to run your country Americans? this people are like newbies in a fps game asking "so i have shoot? "
Infax what makes you think im a kid
+peace
He doesn't understand that only 3% of people of the world are natural born English speakers
I-It's not like I like you or anything B-b-baka agree
well, if this is where you get your "news" then of course you would think that. this is a fucking comedy show with an angle.
Amelia Indeed, Trump as president is a fucking comedy show. Whole world is laughing.
Love this guy!
Stephen's imitation of Trump's voice is priceless😊
don't understand.. America is getting funnier, absurd or scary
>Trump was in contact with russians during campaign
>Trump jokes about how Russia should hack Hillary
>Dems get hacked
>"I know this looks bad but u can't prove shit" - trump supporter
Everyone in the white house is required to learn two languages. Just in case the take over occurs during the first four years and not during 2020 elections.
Killing it every monologue!!! Keep it up Stephen!?!?!
I love your show I like the way you don't hold back on Words and you say the truth I wish there were more like you
Gluten...Putin...coincidence?!?!
SuperDuperSabrina *maybe*
Russia: Worse Than Gluten
Let's take bets to see how long it takes for Trump to get impeached.
+nthnpark0 Impeaching him is the only way for the republican party to save what ever face they have left this is the 2nd president in a row that they put to power that's a moron, and the first moron was at least likable as a personality.
2019, where the Republican party loses the majority.
Hi, this is spring 2018. He's still here. investigations are still ongoing but no actual trials have occurred. Good news is that nothing's been blown up yet. Bad news is more school shootings, more firings and random staff changes in the WH, more threatening and lunatic behavior from Trump, and a general malaise over the entire country. More good news is voting in six months to get rid of some of these hacks!
"I did not have treasonous relations with that country!"
Garrett Ivy "Yes, I did know Putin, but I didn't inhale."
Had to re-play 2:42 a few times ...... laughing sooooo hard!!!
obama seems like years ago
In a few days, Obama will be a year away.
(*_*)
Stephen don't call him buddy. trump might believe it.
Still waiting to see America "great" again....
Will become a great depression again.
Hahahaha that lady at the end cracked me up!
lol Stepehen is killing it now , hilarious!!
tax returns
Hammer and sickle tattoo?? "The most progressive country on earth" is stuck in the 50's. Thats actually funny. Haahhahhahahaha
Stephen isn't as funny as he use to be. The funnies jokes are potty humor at this point
Americansikkunt That's because he's not on Comedy Central anymore.
Good performance at the end
lol the random Tatiana Maslany cameo made this video so much better.
I would vote for Oprah for president. I am being totally sincere. If we have to have a garbage tv celebrity for president, why not? Oprah knows the value of hard work, and cares abput her viewers/voters. Plus who could hate her?
God Bless President Trump and Steve Bannon, Keep up the GREAT work! We love you!!!
props for the van morrison to close out the segment!
"Heard me that and conclude out of ass talk he." - Better every day is getting Stephen.
It's funny, I never watched monologues on late night shows, now it's all I watch. Good job Stephen.
Legit loled at the "Are you fucking kidding me?" line.
Stephen's on fire!
''Worse than Gluten" 😂🤣😂
I would listen to Stephen sing "Oprah" all day, everyday.
Thanks, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.:)
it's ok stephen, we;re with you
LOL Tatiana! I saw a gif of this and forgot about it till the camera panned to her. Making use of that accent even with OB done, dkm
Good ol' Katy Name. You can always count on her.
The Hometown Support( New Orleans.) of Jon Baptist. Growing like the crowd is in Mardi Gras (Carnival Season)... Laissait Le Bon Temps Rouler..(Let the good times roll)...The Music of Jon Baptiste is very special to the people of New Orleans!
Frenchman Street is paying attention to Jon, and the people want to let all the people( from the show)know that we love and support everyone!
Frenchman Street is still providing a place for the musician..beginners, maturing,struggling,aspiring
Daddy Colbert speaks the truth
"ass out of talky" and "constant touch" should go on tour together...
Katie Name for President, 2020.
Lady O 😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:04 this is so sad….you make my day!
"I'm a regular lady." lmaooooo