How Much Damage Could The President Do In One Week?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2024
- From healthcare to climate change to torture, President Trump has already moved the country back to 2004. If this keeps up, pretty soon Stephen's going to launch the Colbert Report.
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Massive damage, when the human cheeto wants to be a dictator.
Damage to whom?
Aaron Dennis human cheeto!?! lmao
Russian Homecat to everyone who isn't a rich straight white male Christian
Hanibal Channiblo if you live in the U.S. already, how your life has changed?
moe shaak oh no i got it lol human cheeto is the best description I've heard in a while!
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
BlackmambaAllday axb I dont wanna die
Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
easy come, easy go
It's been a tough few days without your calming voice Mr. Colbert.
*7 years
Touché
Lukasz : do some reading, some research before posting real nonsense !!! Where is your voice of reason ?????
Łukasz Grzybowski can you supply any evidence that Muslim are "not a minority in France or Germany".
And I mean evidence based on facts not *"alternative facts™"*
Anouk129 That is the voice of reason and that is what's actually happening LOL "fake news" told me so u guys can keep believing this real news manipulation crap all you want
I had a substitute teacher who talked about how 'good" trump is and I almost walked out of class
what will you do when a boss tells you to something you do not like, walk out,real mature you are.
+Zacharie Roy
Why? I thought you 'liberals' were meant to be tolerant?.
Why do you agree with radical Islam, incest and aborting full term babies?..Yet can't tolerate someone who appreciates their new president?.
Sarah Just cause you dislike Trump doesn't mean you're a liberal, it just means you have common sense.
Zacharie Roy Yup, someone voicing their opinion? Just walk out, you shouldn't have to listen to other ideas!
+TheWorldItself X3
No it means you're illogical in your thinking. There might have been better candidates, one who is anti pc, America first,etc but trump was the only option, so while you might not like him personally, how can you dislike all his policies?. Obama dropped 3 bombs a day for everyday In was in office, yet its people like you that gave him a noble peace prize??!.
Bannon calls Trump voters hobbits because they're friends with grand wizards.
KingOfMadCows 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
KingOfMadCows please don't ruin LOTR for me
KingOfMadCows - Nice! I actually laughed out loud. 😂
They didn't call him Gandalf the White for nothing.
/sorry, had to.
Brilliant x
Where the f**k have you been Colbert?! Don't take another week off for the next 4 years, please!
Why? You can't get off without looking at him?
Jonathan Small
Because he's gaylbert.
I would like to see your face if your boss asked you this :D
Sarmad John you mean 8 right?
You know he has a life of his own, right?
There are more people protesting in airports than going to Trump's inauguration, sad!
I really want to know how do I become a paid protester? I've been doing it for free and I mean, if I'm going to protest anyway, I might as well get something out of it. How about you hook me up Mr. Washington, show me who's paying 5000 people to march against Trump.
"Half the protesters are paid", from the same producers of "3 to 5 million illegal immigrants voted in the election" and "[Trump's] innauguration had the largest attendance in history". That's a nice alternate fact you have there.
G Washington alternative fact lol
Asmobia that was a fake picture look it up. full crowd. they used a picture of when it was filling up.
I looked into that one pretty extensively. Sorry to say you are wrong there. Allllll the numbers that we can get on it pretty much prove that Trumps Inauguration was smaller than Obama's. What I don't understand is why it seems to be such a big deal to people, especially Trump himself. It's not a contest.
We had protests in Aberdeen, Scotland too. Trump really pissed off the whole world
We have protests in Edinburgh, Scotland. Trump literally pissed off the whole world
Eric Tremblay well in that case just nuke the rest of the world because of the risk to Americans. Dumbass.
Eric Tremblay sure. Then you go speak to the families millions of Jews, Syrians, Iraqis, Afghans, people of Yemen, Libya and just about any sane historian; and see how your opinion is accepted.
Vetting is a tough process as it already is. Furthermore, of the 7 nations the Neanderthal you worship has selected, none of them were involved in 9/11
Eric Tremblay but if you're so worried about the safety of all Americans then what about the thugs, gangsters, drug dealers, terrorists, murderers currently IN America. Keep trying to believe trump will bring this silly utopia of yours lmao unfortunately for you, you do not live in Germany during the nazi regime
Ethan Rummel The fuck is protesting up there going to do. You're literally wasting your time.
+Eric Tremblay "Some guy on the street has more info than the president somehow. That's amazing"
Not that amazing. Trump feels no need to educate himself on anything because he's "like a smart person." So of course any guy on the street has more information than he does.
Seriously, how much damage could the president do in one week?
Trump: Challenge accepted.
Melik565 The Haudoken in this Street Fighter is affecting the whole world.
G Washington Oy. You disappoint me.
I just love that Obama's entire legacy has been undone in just three days. Make America Great Again.
Lance Walker
No... we're still killing people in the middle-east by the thousands and we also aren't doing anything about Guantanamo... Trump has yet to undo Obama's legacy
That's not all Obama's fault. Bush had a great deal to do with that also. Trump has yet to undo the global legacy. Give that some time.
Someone should tell Trump that the way presidents are SUPPOSED TO enact policy is by submitting a bill to Congress. Executive orders are supposed to be rare and only used for exceptional purposes.
tell that to obama. were you outraged then?
+klieu90210 you're wasting your breath these people have selective memory
+klieu90210 Obama signed on average 35 EOs per year during his presidency..I think you can do the math, right? this bozo has signed more than ten EOs and memorandums in 10 days.
Dustin Rodriguez - oh don't pull that shit. Bush, Clinton, and Obama all use EOs. Just stop
Döla Freundlich Bush suspended flights on 9/11, kind of a different animal. Bush acted quickly and decisively to save lives, Trump hasn't saved anyone. This is textbook executive overreach.
"When did the US ever ask permission to enter Iraq?" Wow spot on Mr Colbert!!!!
It's funny how in the last presidential election Romney was getting scrutinized for his "binders full of women" quote. And people still allow this orange peel in office? What a corrupt system we have, god damn...
Invigorate salt
You shitbags talk like he's the only one who has ever made a sexist remark, when you damn well know every single one of you has made more than one sexist or racist remark in your life.
Invigorate This corrupt system just got a whole lot less corrupt with Trump in office. Why should thousands of immigrants be shipped 1000s of miles over here,most of which have no skills to support themselves in our culture,don't speak English,don't want or ever plan on learning English.They want to live as they did here as they did where they come from.It just don't work.They are just a burden to tax payers by given free rides by a our government who would rather help strangers from miles away instead of helping our own homeless people,neglected veterans. Trump is a very practical and smart business man and problem solver.Just what this country needs right now.I am all for helping the refugees but shipping them here isn't the answer.Trumps idea of building protected safe zones on their own continent is very practical and efficient.Thats where they want to be anyway.These women marches ....what are they even about? They protesting what they fear may happen? Come on.Any one of us could have Ill comments dredged up from our past and have it held against us.I am sure Melania knows just how sexist her husband is. haha.I have never seen like from so many people overeacting to fear of a possible future decision from the president. And the liberals....we want to help all mankind but we want to still be able to abort babies....They accuse Trump voters of being Bible beaters and despise them for it,yet they want to flood the USA with the biggest group of Bible beaters on the planet,the Muslims.I have no problem with them being here either, as long as they can support themselves financially,behave themselves and get it through there head that if they are here,there IS NO SHARIA LAW ! Sorry fellow's whose post I rented on.I had to get that out.
+Get over that wall" We're not the president, nor were we running for it.
+Tesla Tom He sure is, the best offense is a good defense I say. His way to get rid of those elite billionaires who only want what is best for them, is by adding more of them. Fucking brilliant.
Why detain a 5 year old? From his MOTHER no less?
What, he's gonna pull an AK out of his huggies and go berserk?
ArmoredChocobo I will never understand the logic of someone who would detain a 5 year old.
Of course they do. After all, a -white kid- young extremist shot a few -peaceful church goers- ISIS "Sympathizers" and didn't get punished at all.
(This is satire. I am aware that it was a white kid who shot up a non-christian gathering without any consequences. I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy.)
ArmoredChocobo. Doesnt matter what age they are they still getting banned. Who knows that kid could easily grow up to be a terrorist or a killer.
Tiber Septim anyone can grow up and cause terrorist attacks...mass shootings here in the states happens more times by whites, but that's ok?
Maybe. They're breeding child soldiers out there. Its not hard to find videos of ISIS children executing and beheading prisoners on the internet.
We need to get that insane dictator out of office.
James McKee ... I don't even think that's a retort
SwagMasterYolo - go to sleep
Explain to me in full detail why you think he's a dictator. And I swear to God if you try to mention the "Muslim ban", so help me
no the real dictator owns the central bank of america.... all you fools think your vote really matters LOL!!!!
Trump is the only one who can fuck up the real dictators power....
He's not a dictator ignorant dumbass
THIS AGED LIKE FINE WINE.
Omg ARE U JEBUS
Hahaaaa. Yes indeed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Especially the YMCA reference. 😅
Try to be less patronising Jesus
Greetings from Australia and thanks for electing donald trump POTUS.
Thanks to you, we've got comedy shows playing 24/7 on all the cable news networks.
We haven't seen a bigger joke since BREXIT
Adrian Tan
Trump will only be providing jokes in the short term, hopefully.
We in Great.... no, Good .... hang on .... 'Adequate' Britain will be making the world laugh until we can put our racist, uninformed parents in a home and dig all those bullets out of our feet. Thanks, Dad.
G Washington you may be the most pathetic troll I've ever seen. What are you doing here commenting everywhere spreading hate? You live a pathetic life
G Washington you may be the most pathetic troll I've ever seen. What are you doing here commenting everywhere spreading hate? You live a pathetic life
G Washington A real joke would be your existence. Every time I've seen your shit comments it's been you bitching like a 2 year old, you big fucking baby. Go cry somewhere else, you infantile troll. Seriously. Nobody cares about you or your opinion because it's all whiny, obviously there for attention bullshit. If you want attention go outside and speak to people. CRAZY fucking concept, I know, but if you can manage to wrap that last tiny string of grey matter you have around it, you'd see it's a constructive way to get attention. Aaaaaaaaand, whatever you think you're doing, it's not constructive, it's childish. Just saying. Piss off, bruh. Nobody wants your shit.
At the rate this is going; I'm expecting a TT (Trump Troopers) brigade to be formed.
You can already see it on the cards based on his current trajectory.
Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat its mistakes.
It's fun to have a super villain as the President.
Robert Hayes You know I never thought of it that way. Maybe he'll come out as a sith lord and turn the moon into a death star. Then I can accomplish my dream of being a Tie-fighter pilot. All hail emperor Trumpatine!
Robert Hayes The Joker took over? Great, now things will get back to normal.
Eric Tremblay and of course he is a super hero to you.
+Eric Tremblay dude you gotta stop drinking the kool-aid. lol
Truth McGee 'the people voted against him'? you mean some people voted against him. why you so angry Bro? you lost. stop crying. everybody doesn't get a trophy it turns out. your liberal party is a joke. fuck your political correctness. fuck feminism. fuck muslim immigration. fuck illegal Mexican immigration. and most of all fuck you too. I suggest you do a little research on how your party is pulling the wool over your eyes to destroy individual sovereignty in order to replace it with state power. we as humans really can't afford the stupidity you participate in any longer. break your chains buddy. wake up.
You should all come to Australia, we have beer and our prime minister doesn't do anything
Matthew Newell i agree. welcome to the land of deadly animals! you'll last longer her then there.
Fire Rath Malcolm is a horrible leader he just sits on his arse and does jack. All the while he sucks up to Trump and keeps jabbering about innovation.
Mo Killem true, but at least you can enter if you're human and not based on what country you are a citizen of
Matthew Newell true but he Nauru thing is a bit controversial. Then again if change means what Trumps doing it.. fuck it mate.
Mo Killem mmhmmm
I love the fact that Stephen Colbert knows the Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and Silmarillion backwards and forwards.
he might or it's all scripted with a lot of help from other workers.
@@gytisdramblewolfskis8521 O.O You did not! How dare you! You can say whatever you want but that was blasphemy in the worst way! 😉
I’m not considering how he the works of Tolkien have influenced his faith and how well he can recite passages/ quotes whether religious or secular. But it is a skill that comes in handy in this case of delivering a monologue
@@FifthAveAtFive 😅 Siggi was kidding. But he's an honest, die hard fan of Tolkien. I can tell because I'm one myself.
Wow it's crazy how much power one person has in your government, it's like a dictatorship.
ikr. "country of freedom"...where most of the power is held by 1 person.
I can see why you might think that looking in from the outside, but there's still a lot the president can't do. Sanctuary cities in certain states are actively going against Trumps orders to report illegal immigrants like it's no big thing, and states ignore federal laws all the time (like marijuana being illegal for example). You're right, the president does have a lot of power within the federal government, but the reach of the federal government in the states dwindles real fast the further you go. It's a balance of power deal, and one of the concepts the United States was founded on, "No kings allowed". Trump can make all the rules he wants, but ultimately the individual states can choose to ignore him.
Caleb your comment only shows your immaturity and lack of knowledge.
Well I wouldn't say it shows my immaturity, but I will agree I have a lack of knowledge since I have no idea how anyone could think he's doing good things.
It's like you are a complete idiot or something.
Fallon makes Jabs at Trump, but when he has him on his show all Jimmy did was play with his hair. Stephen doesn't mince words and that's why I love this man!
Marshawn Lynch I mean tbh it must be hard to insult the president to his face.. even if he does deserve it.. makes guys like Colbert and Stewart even more admirable
Marshawn Lynch colbert did the same fucking thing when trump was on. the late night hosts are cowards just like most liberals. they will say anything as long as its behind their back
David Patterson Not really behind their back if the clip gets put on the Internet to be seen at any time.
G Washington For real. Every comment thread. Do you ever leave the screen, dude? JESUS.
Stephen, I was impatiently waiting for you to upload this video. Please upload at least one video a day for coming four years to keep us sane.
Impressive how many Trumpists have nothing better to do than to watch Colbert. Lol!
They ran out of Meth and cousins to fuck.
gotta love the way libs think when they dont get there way ..such fun loving people.. dont flatter yourself into thinking anyone watches colbert..just happen to see it in the recommended vids ...lol and thought i would maybe see an intelligent objective point of view ..but then i read this comment..
lairdriver nah man we leave that up to you guys, now that the liberals want it all legalized
I have my own words for them: Trumpanions! and Trumpanzees! lol
geeveeme
So you clicked on all of his videos and it's still being recommended? Odd
These trumpets are pretty dense, maybe they have too much lead content
At least they're easy to play
Did I mention how cold they get? When you get enough together it's like a bunch of snowflakes
Tumor Boy responding to your own comment. Lmao good one
Pfffff, rofl, Easy to play? Ypu lost, bitch. You played and you LOST.
Now come at me again with that crap, lol. Liberals = retards.
+ Red Alert Can't take a joke, or a PUNCH line it seems.
Someone thought they were TRiUMPhant with their "witty" comeback. Who's the real loser here?
Red Alert lol, why you mad thoe, you won snowflake.🙂
Thank God for Stephen Colbert! Since the election, Colbert has been on fire! Thank you CBS for giving us this man every night...we need him now and for the next 4 years. stay strong and keep it coming Stephen! Muuuaaaa!!!!
Clicked this so fast. Missed you, Stephen!
My advice to those who jump to defend Trump: save your energy and pace yourself. You have four more years to go. There will be more and larger shit storms to come.
Tong Lu this aged so well
Lmao. It did.
You live under a rock?
This comment aged so well I'm drunk!
Could you maybe be a little _less_ right next time?
I knew it’d be bad, but god damn.
We are going to have to make Bohemian Rhapsody out national anthem.... Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
It is just crazy enough to describe our current situation.
It is just crazy enough to describe our current situation.
Timg95 caught in a landslide and escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and SEE
sike fam No escape from reality... Open your eyee look up to the sky and seeeeeeeee!
All these current news are making me lose a bit of my sanity everyday.
Thank God we have Colbert keeping us sane through these trying times.
Ok, we gave him a chance, Now, how do we get him out of office ?
Hi! I’m from the future, we got him out 😁
@Jet Jaguar er, yes.
Nice
oh im from the future too.. oh u would not believe how much he f**ked up even after his presidency..
Yeah... about that.
To be fair, Supreme Court Justice Truckasaurus sounds pretty awesome.
like President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?
NobaDragoon honestly I would take comacho.
I'm always amazed at how many Trump supporters like to watch Stephen Colbert on TH-cam and then comment on it. Don't they know making fun of conservatives is his whole schtick? Or did they think the Colbert Report was genuinely in support of Republicans that whole time...
Well, he (or rather his Colbert persona) didn't get invited to Dubya's White House supper for nothing. ;-)
They think the Colbert Show was a real talk show lol. They love *TRUTHINESS*.
Alternative Daycare. Laughing my ass off
But so terrible at the same time. proof only people like Colbert can help shine a light on many see as dark days.
Colbert is performing a public service every
Sam Masghati 😁😂
Oh Steven, you sweet summers child. It's 2020 and this heading is retrospectively delightful.
Never leave us again, please.
Huge respect to the people lining up to protest at the airports and for that matter all the ones that come out and display outrage about any decisions made over the backs of people that are basically powerless against big institutions and the whims of an autocrat.
Stephen, I love you for standing up to this tyranny!
**Sits back with popcorn and watches the comment section explode*
This gon' be good
Steve banon's pic looks like he fought the protesters and lost. Lol
Remember when presidents used to be intellegent and have qualifications and morals?
Intelligent and qualifications? Yes.
Morals? Ehhhhhhhhhhh. It’s an inherently morally grey and compromising job.
We’re back baby!
Next up is bringing jobs back from China, and ending the coronavirus pandemic
I miss you!!! Trump is going crazy!!
Timothy McSwain Exactly. If I found Trump was a major contributor to the sex slavery business in Eastern Europe I wouldn't be surprised.
You right wingers need to chill tf out. Making fun of the president is all part of his job. Just sit back and laugh at the jokes, and lighten up. So tightly wound...
They take themselves so damn seriously. No sense of the common welfare. Unevolved, unenlightened, undereducated.
You’re right. Unless you’re Biden then you get a free pass. Laptops / crime / blunders / border …. Then it’s silence. No making fun. No jokes.
What a crazy time we live in.
*_Dear Minions,_*
*_time to leave Gru, there's a new supervillain in town._*
Strap yourselves in, kids, it's only getting worse from here.
I'm surprised were all still alive after a week of trump being pres.
I feel sorry for you being childishly ignorant
Brigitte Wolf don't be I love it....
FINALLY! Been refreshing non-stop for the past 2 hours for this.
Your are NOT Allowed to go on vacation for the next 4 years Stephen you may the only person who can keep us sane
Crazy how Steve Bannon actually looks like a villain from a Mission Impossible film.
You're in rare form here Stephen Colbert! Laughed so hard.
"When did the US ever ask for permission to enter Iraq?" THIS!!
Colbert is a legend
I m actually having a way worse disturbed sleep coz of current situation I keep waking up and checking the news thinking what is the new disaster this DT has made!! it's like the whole world turned into big nightmare. I went back to read Hitler's history hoping to understand what future should we expect from such government
N RS Never once did I think to compare Obama to Hitler. Can't say that about Trump. When your denying climate change, trying to build a wall to keep Mexico out, being supported by Evangelical Christians, and banning immigrants from Muslim countries. I feel a battle between Christians and Muslims is brewing. With this Atheist saying to both. denounce your religion. And seek the truth. God is not real. He is invented by man to control man.
Jim Dayworth Hitler for me not only about discrimination it's about one man in power who doesn't listen to any one but himself. isn't the same circumstances that made all wars!! It was never about religion and was always about power and money.
+N RS The circumstances that caused all the wars going decades back are politicians who do everything their donors tell them. During Obama's reign the media was silent about war, if Hillary had won, the 8 more years of war would have been unfixable. Instead Trump is cleaning up
If it makes you feel any better, Trump's not Hitler. He's Kaiser Wilhelm II, the German leader who took a continent completely allied with him (except France) and then pushed away every single ally he had except Austria. Then WWI happened! Hooray!
lol.
Thank you, Stephen Colbert for standing up for Americans and Tolkien appreciators everywhere!
Being a Brit, I haven't seen any of Mr Colbert's shows before but I found the humour
very funny and well observed, thanks for that bit of light relief.
Stephen is back!!!!! Yayyyyy! Stephen please don't take time off again we need you to get through this insane presidency!!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry. I accept the title of god that you’ve so kindly bestowed upon me. I shall accept this monumental responsibility and be the generous god you all hoped me to be. My methods might seem mysterious, but they’re never nefarious. I will calculate without fear or favour and smote you fucking liars!
If you want to blame someone, blame Bush for Iraq.
Ricardo Beltran yeah yeah. We ain't talking about that. We are talking about what ur elected president is doing. He's fucking shit up and u should think about that.
Blame goes to both Bush and Obama,they both fucked up the middle east.
The issues in the Middle East goes way further back than that. The Cold War is when America started arming the Middle East against the Russians and getting involved in trying to manipulate the Middle East countries in America's favor.
Also, the American government is completely dependent on the oil sold by the Middle East because we still haven't taken climate change seriously and the rich are too heavily invested in making money off of oil instead of researching alternative sources of energy. So we've been in bed with the Middle East since the 70s when there was the gas shortage which ushered in the gas efficient cars of the 80s.
So it goes way further back than Bush Jr or Obama. Bush Jr made the situation worse by bombing a country with no proof of WMDs and Obama had to deal with the terrorists that were created by all the shit we've don't in the Middle East.
Not once did anyone ever ask why terrorists would kamikaze planes on American soil on 9/11. Most of the country just clapped as we declared war instead of asking why. And don't sit there and say it's because of religious fanatics. You still have to believe that you're doing the right thing by killing thousands of civilians. They think we're the bad guys (and maybe we are because of what we've done for decades in the Middle East) and that's why they attack America.
Nah...he's pretty much fixing a lot of the democrat's fuck ups. The shit at home needs to be cleaned up before we keep worrying about the rest of the world. Nobody has a "right" to immigrate here...it's subject to approval.
Hi my name is Dick Cheney and my shares in Halliburton made hundreds of millions of dollars. I ignored the CIA's advice in Iraq and started a war together with my great friend George. When the people were so hopeless that they could not fight back I ordered US troops to guard oil fields and Halliburton made a lot of money.
Thanks for our re-election
Your greatest Dick
How much damage can trump do in a week? Cops pepper spraying a peaceful crowd... Where have we seen this before?
So far Donald Trump has been great. It's easy to tell how good he's doing by how loud all the liberals are crying.
Keep telling yourself that
Get over that Wall Not crying, just shocked.
Liberals, Republicans, Americans in general
Get over that Wall yeah that's what they said about Hitler!
Interestings its funny that you have keemstar a big Trump supporter as your profile pic
do you have anything else to do with your life than bitch in every comment
Oh my God, the title of this video in today's context is just... Yeah...
Funny... or rather scarry how quick and easy legislation can be turned around in the US. Just one signature? That's just crazy.
In the year 2098, they are going to look back and say 2017 was the beginning of the WTF era....
You had no idea how right you would be.
I knew it. Whenever someone says,"Everything will be OK" You jump out the nearest window because you know whatever is waiting for you in that room is worse than broken glass and an equally broken ankle.
You can actually tell just how angry the audience is with Trump and everything that's going on.
Emily Moritz I love it
And then you will hear me cheering
Banana Registered I've been to these type of shows. No paying involved, there is a sign directing applause though
Meep Ster it's been common knowledge since the 70's
Hi There I can assure you. You don't get paid.
Watching this over
5 years later is kinda wild
I still can't believe it actually happened !!
When Stephen went all geeky Tolkien it was too hot. You're the best my man, don't ever change!!
I'm still not laughing at the show...
You would if it were Alex Jones lol. Go back there.
Because it's current year same this is pure cringe even Alex jones is funnier
well the problem that I see is that none of this is real criticism, its all being defeated by their opponents, you would have to be completely ignorant of the other sides position to laugh at this.
the sad thing is that there is actually some really good things to criticize too. but they want the "jokes" that offer political wins.
hey guys...you guys leaving all these comments ...are you ok?
Lionel Hutz you might wanna do some research before you go making an ass of yourself in front of people that aren't random youtube commenters :/
How much can you be promoted by the Left-centered Google this week?
Cry conservitard
louis2816 what if i tell you smart people don't like trump and smart people you internet a lot.
I'd like to start a petition begging Twitter to ban Tinyhands Trump. For ever.
Haha nothing like the total censorship of all opposing opinions to breed freedom and equality lol
ML Wilson he's POTUS, right? Lots of other presidents managed to govern without reverting to Twitter. I'm sure Trump could find a way to lead without resorting to the insane practise of LETTING US KNOW WHAT HE THINKS EVERY FUCKING MOMENT OF EVERY FUCKING DAY., Give it a rest, jeez.
Conservatives who say it isn't a Muslim ban Donald trump specifically said that he would allow Christians from those countries to come in just not the majority belief in the country which is the muslim religion BOI
Also it isn't protecting us from terror attacks because most of all terror attacks in the last 20 years were not from these countries. ALSO don't tell me that he was following Obama because he literally spent his entire campaign dissing on Obama SO DONT SAY NOTHIN
I somehow landed on the Alex Jones show... listened for a few min. then I scrambled here, back to reality. no wonder those people are nuts.
+Inquisitive Cameron
Try reading and watching real news, info wars not included.
+G W
Whilst you all refuse to grow up and continue with your irrational thinking...yes things won't improve. You need to all learnt to accept it for the next 4 years and stop acting like a bunch of children.
You're all listening to the wrong information and taking things out of context. It's about time you stopped being selfish and pathetic.
G W thanks man, but that's what I was saying. yknow Trump used to mean "to deceive, devise, lie, or cheat". lol. no Trumping, it's true.
edit:my bad, you directed the comment towards the Trump bumper. all failing to see how much shit he's doing. the latest Last Week Tonight with John Oliver was... wow. check it out if you haven't seen it no matter who you support. I just wonder how long the trumpers can go w out admitting he's screwing the pooch. and the cat. and the fish.
Sarah yea, I do, I don't get my info from Infowars and Breitbart like Trump has. I prefer sources w cited information. and trusted people. funny the most truth I get is from Bill Maher, Trevor Noah, and other comedic shows. as far as TH-cam.. love the Philip DeFranco Show. he has more integrity as a non-journalist than most actual journalists.
Gidget Trevathon ehh.... wrong.
Stephen Colbert is a gift to the world.
God I love you Stephen! Laughing my ass of right now.
Everybody in 2017ish: Let's not worry too much. Everything will be fine.
Everybody in 2021: Hold my beer
I missed this!! So happy Colbert is back!
Fuck I missed you Stephen!
A nod to Idiocracy at the end. You sir have gained a like.
Oh, your that guy who said Trump would NEVER win. You where wrong then and lost credibility.
18T220 Tell one wrong assumtion and lose credibility, tell uncountable lies ... sry alternative facts ... yeah that's the guy we trust. I seriously don't get you people, I try but it's so hard. Yes, there is a lot of danger out there and you are allowed to be proud of your country but maybe, just maybe you could be a little bit more objective (yeah I know probably not and this is the internet and emotions are only onesided because the only outlet is words and no real connection with other humans and this comment is probably as pointless as yours since it also only reflexts my current state of being without an actual human sitting beside me discussing the topic) I'd still like to know: What does a human have to do to be worth of credibility? Why does with some people one wrong count so much more and others can do whatever and we are like "meh". (Again serious question.)
i dont often enjoy talk show monologues but this one was fantastic
Colbert has turned The Late Show into the Colbert Report. It's not even a late night talk show anymore. It's just the typical Colbert Report anti-right comedy routine, but with guests.
I thought the so-called guests were just sound effects.
I sure have missed you, Stephen. Tough week.
I love it when Stephen starts ranting about Tolkien.
I'd much rather have truckasaurus as a cabinet member than any of them
The alternative daycare joke had me dying
Oh Steven how right you are about YMCA.
i needed this. Thanks Stephen, for risking your wallet, and bein funny and truthful.
I just want Colbert to host a special where he does nothing but talk about Tolkien.
relaunch the Colbert Report! that's a fabulous idea!
Picnic Basket Sam I agree
Picnic Basket Sam Ik
Ahhh Stephen. Thank you so so much for your show and the strength (I'm sure it takes everything to muster) to get up on stage every night in good humor. I don't know wether to be thankful for you for the huge comic relief you offer every night, or to disallow myself to be lulled into security in the midst of facist America, and laugh every night. Every time I watch, it gives me 60 minutes to forget how horrible everything is. Thank you.
I miss the Colbert Report. Still, he's providing comic relief in a trying time. He still provides more accurate information than the "news" channels.
this guy is brilliant!!!
You beautiful nerd. I've missed you.
Woo america is going back to the stone age
Depends how you see it...America will go back and the rest of the world will go forward. Example: europe and china plant go forward with clean green energy while america will be chocking up on smog form ocal and oil. It seems a wery bad idea to me in the long turn. Just sayin
God, I love this man. He can talk Tolkien to me all night long.
Not My President
4:31 Your Trump impression has come a long way
His Churchill is brilliant.
smartalek180
“The handsomest guy at the liquor store" LMAO
Do we have room in Guantanamo for Trump and his minions?