THAT RESTRAINING ORDER IS NOT GOING TO STOP THE DHAR MANN! IT HAS NOT THE POWER TO STAND BEFORE THE CHAMPION OF GOOD! We all know children's gathering places are the best locations to spread one's lessons!
I bullied the poor gay immigrant kid in class for being poor so badly that he committed suicide, next week his estranged grandma died and his family inherited her million dollar fortune! Boy do I regret my decisions, I could've been friends with a rich gay immigrant kid!
Also around 18 minutes in when Dhar Mann revealed himself to that kid like a 70's era Christian film revealing Jesus was just so hilarious. He really defies himself in these videos! Which is scary considering how many young people seem to flock to him..
Yes yes yes yes yes so right he needs to learn a lesson he needs to learn a thing or two from dhar man and since he doesn’t know anything the only thing he knows is to be rude
Name of video: "Kids LAUGH At Boy With NO FRIENDS, They Instantly Regret It" The video: "One Kid Relentlessly Bullies a Dhar Mann Fan, Never Regrets It"
Dhar Man: _..NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST, THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT, THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, DO A BUMP, BLACK OUT AGAIN, GREEN OUT WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO, UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN, HUHHUHEHHEHGGHFUHEHHDHHDHHHUHAAAAAH!!! HAAAH!!! AAAAAA!!!!-_
His video literally reminded me of how Jehovah's Witnesses create propaganda videos. The Caleb & Sophia video which is about how bad Birthdays are starts out with a test of faith (Caleb being questioned about not eating cupcakes, or in this video the kid being bullied for stanning Dhar Mann), then the divine word of God (aka his dad talking about the bible, or in this video Dhar Mann, the Almighty) and finally the revenge fetish (aka telling the students about the bible, or in this video Dhar Mann, the Almighty and All-Seing).
@@sweetloutstea1688 Shylaman could be great if he swallowed his pride and hired a better co-writer. But Dharman’s stuff is just bottom feeding algorithm bait.
I feel like at this point Dhar Mann is just a few videos away from one where a kid makes fun of Dhar Mann and the video ends when Dhar Mann appears out of nowhere and cracks the kid over the head with a 2x4 with "Instant Regret" written on it.
the concept of best friends day is so fucking funny. like, either they're in the classroom and it's just meaningless, or they're some kid in a whole other class and the teacher just expects them to drag a peer out of their daily obligations.
He was planning on shooting up the school but he came to his senses and figured out that it's best to try and sell merch before shooting up school, not after.
@@Madeleine_des_Esseintes Cool Cat would've stopped a school shooting, but Daddy Derek didn't get the camera, which is why Cool Cat wasn't seen at this school. After all, why stop a school shooting if you can't be filmed for your good deeds and then be made into a movie? Since they now lacked footage for Cool Cat Stops A School Shooting, they decided to just hastily combine old Cool Cat footage instead.
i mean it is a real holiday, just not one that ive ever seen a school partake in. in my old high school we'd all hug and stuff in the halls between class and tell each other how much we meant to each other on social media but that was less of a school planned thing more of a, if you wanna celebrate you can thing
Dhar treating “So you see” as some sort of profound statement is really odd to me since I used to use that as like a filler phrase when I had to write little essays in middle school
@@ProserpiraSeriously. Wtf is gonna happen? The kids are all gonna get up and flip all of the desks over, and then get in trouble as soon as the teacher walks back in? At worst, the kids will just start having conversations with each other or pull out their phones or some shit.
For me it’s annoying how every bullied kid never just snaps and clocks the bully. They’re always written like Victorian gentlemen. “Please sir, do not continue to assault me, for that is not very socially pleasant.” And the bullies always have a goddamn vendetta against the quiet kids for no reason
Seriously. Not only does he act like a Victorian gentleman, but he just walks around constantly looking like he could unalive himself or burst into tears literally at any moment. Like, no wonder he has no friends and gets bullied constantly. I’d understand it if the whole school or even if multiple people were bullying him, but literally only one kid and he’s acting like someone stabbed his dog in front of him the day before. A single person in the entire school doesn’t like him and he’s about to burst in tears over it. Who would want to be friends with that, honestly? It’d be so draining.
"If they have no friends then it's just bullying from the teacher". We had a lesson in 8th grade on peer pressure and cliques where we had a worksheet where we had to write down what our friends did and wore etc. I had no friends and it didn't exactly feel good. Can confirm this is a terrible thing to do in a class.
i was driving and when he said syke i literally couldnt stop myself from screaming "woooo" and taking my hands off the wheel to give him a round of applause at which point a deer immediately jumped out in front of my car,, i managed to get my hands back on the wheel and brake in time tho. the most autistic thing ive ever compulsively done without any ability to stop myself and it nearly instantly had horrible consequences
As a guy who was heavily bullied in school to the point which I had people encouraging me to kill myself, it's never not cringe funny watching what a clueless youtuber thinks bullying is. This is... just amazing. Like, there are no other words to describe this genius masterpiece of modern comedy LOL
Imagine creating a mandatory school project banking on the assumption that every student has a best friend-or even friends at all. If that were a real thing, that'd be like... next level cruelty by the school staff in singling out the unpopular kids.
My school did that once. my teacher laughed at me and said "haha you are a friendless loser" and I ran off and cried. But after school, I saw they had no friends too! What a sad bitch
@@charlescalthrop2535 This actually happened to me in middle school. I had moved and didn't really have any friends, so I mentioned a best friend I had in a previous school, only we weren't supposed to give a presentation. We just wrote a paper the teacher read, however, that mattered zero percent, because the end result was the same. I was unpopular and multiple students all looked at me and asked who my best friend was, because they were curious if I even had one. Plus, because my aforementioned friend lived far away, no one in the class had ever even heard of him, so it must have made them suspicious as to whether or not I was making this friend up. Anyway, thanks, teacher. That was a really, really brilliant thing to do.
I like how Adam talks about how kids could get abducted by strangers in the school then the kid runs out of the classroom with Dhar Mann. Adam is like a fortune teller.
I guarantee you that there are a couple teachers here and there that have not only shown their students a Dhar Mann video, but have demanded that they write at least a few sentences on why the bully was wrong and what the bully should have done differently.
@@Shoyren And, if they're anything like the other kids that I went to school with, they'll say stuff like "wow, that video was so gay dude" and just roll their eyes at it. So mission accomplished!
i honestly believe dahr mann was homeschooled, and only got his knowledge of public school through reality shows and those shitty live action shows on disney xd
he's a rich kid with parents that own a large californian taxi company. the guy was using his parent's money to start businesses before he hit 20. he was buying luxury cars, investing in ponzi schemes, and fraudulently stealing money from the city of Oakland in his 20s. you can guarantee he never set foot in a public school.
@@iMoD190 the funniest part about Dhar Mann is that he wants u to believe that he's an underdog who started his business from the ground up but you can tell from his videos alone that he's a trust fund baby
@@coolgirl3890 i've even seen a sob-story from him and his wife where they talk about going through rough times in the past. their definition of 'rough' was not being able to afford a Lamborghini during the 2008 financial crisis, thinking about moving back in with his parents, falling for a ponzi scheme, and getting charged with fraud after stealing thousands from the city of Oakland.
Also I feel like Adam got so distracted by the announcement of best friend day (rightfully so) that he missed how the second part of the sentence was that, with your best friend, you’re supposed to say what you want to be when you grow up, which doesn’t make any fucking sense to make a part of best friend’s day. Literally just there so they could include the line “I want to be a youtuber like Dhar!”. Like, ick
The classmates watch Dahr Mann so much they didn't interfere with bullying because they know that the universe would just sort this out and humiliate the bully.
My god I could hear Dhar Mann stroke himself off during the opening, thinking a school would show his videos to what looks like middle schoolers, and thinking it’s a good idea.
As a student who's learning to teach, and has had experience in the classroom, I can promise that schools would never approve of such a day. Particularly because of the embarrassment and trauma students might have if they don't have friends. Dharr Mann does not know how teachers behave.
Basically this video is about a boy having a Dhar Mann crisis of faith Jesus Christ, God help us, I feel like this is only the tip of the iceberg. Someone whose ego is as fragile as Dhar Mann and is so far up his own ass, you know this is not the last of these types of videos.
Would've been better if at the end Dhar Mann came in as the bully's friend and told Noah "Yeah that's right, you're such a loser even I have to side with the bully this time", everybody laughs, fade to credits while Loser by Beck starts playing.
Dhar Mann has such an ego it’s not even funny. At first it felt like his videos were bad but had good intentions but now it seems like he thinks his videos are generally important and if you criticise it then your an awful person.
“Okay, I’m going to leave the class after recognising that a student is bullying another peer and trust that the anti-bullying video will convert them.” I love how with each Dhar Mann video the message gets muddier and muddier. We went from “Don’t be racist” with the black man adopting a white boy video to “Don’t bully Dhar Mann fans, they might be friends with Dhar Mann and humiliate you in front of everyone hahaha also buy his merch guys”
I want to see a version of this video where the bully also makes fun of Dhar Mann when he goes in front of the class. Like he's not impressed at all Dhar Mann is here and finds it all quite funny.
I unirinically want to see this Adam character in the back of every video, laughing at everyone, even the bully. It’s just his thing to laugh at anyone being roasted.
I heard Adam and the Best Friends Day bully finally set a date. It’s going to be a June wedding in Canada and you’re all invited. Just two rules: 1.) NO BULLYING 2.) RULE 1 ONLY APPLIES TO FRIENDLESS CRYBABIES
I love Dhar Mann in an Ironic way. They are fascinating to me about how he can claim to be such a good person when it's all so performative activism. He doesn't understand what the hate actually looks like. You can tell if his stuff wasn't getting attention or anything he wouldn't be doing it. I'm sure he thinks he cares but it's all for the money in the end.
he's so unbelievably out of touch. he's a spoiled rich kid who went through a minor rough patch and is now trying to reform and rebrand, but he can't connect with the problems of normal people and he has no idea how to actually help anyone. he thinks that he's on some kind of ascetic path to enlightenment because he stopped buying mansions and luxury cars.
@@randomguy6679 that's funny because when I was reading about his past it reminded me of trump. wealthy from birth, failed business ventures funded by family, extravagant lifestyle, desperate for attention and respect, feigns understanding of common people but is actually completely out of touch, incapable of handling criticism, loves merch and dumb slogans, possibly fucks kids.
"I'm going to pay my actors to tell me how good my videos are" x2 There are glass windows less fragile than Dhar Mann's ego. Telling an uplifting message doesn't give you a free pass from criticism...
Wait wait WAIT the way Dhar Maan follows Noah out of the room after he says he’s going to put the shirt on right now kind of implies that he followed a ransoms child to the bathroom 😬
Someone should make an edit where when she says, "This first one is about bullying, maybe you should learn a thing or two", she turns on the TV and starts watching the video they're in currently. Dhar Kaufman. Being Dhar Mannkovich. I'm Thinking Of Manning Things.
My guess is the bully was secretly a Dhar Mann fan all along, but was embarrassed about it, so he over-compensated by bullying people that openly like Dhar Mann.
I mean, back when I was in TENTH grade my school made us all watch episodes of Word World (the vocabulary show for literal babies), so anything's possible
It seems like whenever Katherine Norland (the actress playing the teacher) is playing a teacher in the Dhar Mann-verse, she's always playing the worst teacher ever. Christmas Video Teacher: sends an entire Christmas party picking on a poor student for not wearing nice clothes, bringing any food, or buying a "proper" present (she doesn't know she's poor, but even if she was right about the kid forgetting to do all this stuff, it wouldn't justify her literally bullying a child) False Drug Use Accusation Video Teacher: shows blatantly racist favoritism and mocks/humiliates a student in front of the whole class on the basis of thinking he's using drugs. Even if he WAS, any teacher worth their salt would be concerned and want to get them help, not see it as something she can blast a clearly troubled kid for in front her classroom. This Video: believes Dhar Mann videos to be educational tools and doesn't say a WORD when her WHOLE CLASS starts ganging up on Billy, seemingly not caring about bullying happening in her classroom if it's happening to a student she doesn't really like.
Dhar Mann's somehow become the Teen Titans Go of youtube videos. No, so you see, the haters, they're wrong, and they're bullies who don't know what they're talking about, don't listen to them, listen to Dhar. Preferably with Adblock off.
Damn my definition of Instantly Regretting something, and Dhar Mann's is like comparing what 5 minutes is in real life to what Freeza thinks 5 minutes is.
tbh,i felt like Dhar Mann is building a cult of personality,something that Mao and the Kim dynasty did,thus explains why he inserted himself into his videos
Dhar Mann's wiki page says he was "Funding real estate before 21" and went to UC Davis. He already employed 25 plus employees at that time and was about to start selling makeup. When they say "Funding real estate" odds are the dude was a slum lord. I worked in real estate for a few years as a relator and flipping homes to sell and the only people who said things like "Funding" were the slum owners. So this crap he tells this kid about eating alone at lunch and having no friends "while possible" is HIGHLY unlikely given that he came from money and was running other peoples lives before 21.
that best fiends day poster has a day that doesn't exist the year the video was made. 2017 was the previous year that had may 12th fall on a friday, so either this dhar man video takes place on may 12th 2017, or may 12th 2023.
I'm only like a minute into this video but I can tell, if "we are going to watch one dhar mann video" "ok class, we will be watching a dhar mann video" is not the most replayed part, or frankly even close, this video is going to be wild
Wow, there's a level of Narcissistic behavior one should be wary of, Dhar displays quite a dissociative relationship to reality that this is on the cusp of worrying. Mucho Donald Trump amounts
Watching Adum ranting about the geometry of the class room and characters was quite painful. There wasn't anything wrong there, Adum just wasn't paying attention. The teacher and her desk were in the front right corner of the room, the bully was in the back left corner and Dhar Mannifest came in the door in the front left corner. Was Adum drunk?
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I love how Dhar Mann was just…standing outside of a middle school.
THAT RESTRAINING ORDER IS NOT GOING TO STOP THE DHAR MANN! IT HAS NOT THE POWER TO STAND BEFORE THE CHAMPION OF GOOD!
We all know children's gathering places are the best locations to spread one's lessons!
@@seamussmyth1928 that joke made my day oh my god
@@seamussmyth1928 ew
@@Taikofan04 it’s ok sweetie don’t you worry
@@poopa_stinka
Says Dahr Mann as he locks the door
I really wish the mom character had said “what’s wrong honey, you’ve barely worn your dhar man merch drip...” And then looked directly at the camera
A real Truman Show moment.
"Who the hell are you talking to?!"
The mom looks like she had him when she was 5 years old 😳
"Honey, what's wrong? You barely touched your Dhar Mann™ face cake"
“Don’t be mean to Dhar Mann. He teaches important life lessons.”
The life lessons: Don’t be racist or sexist because they could be rich!
I bullied the poor gay immigrant kid in class for being poor so badly that he committed suicide, next week his estranged grandma died and his family inherited her million dollar fortune! Boy do I regret my decisions, I could've been friends with a rich gay immigrant kid!
Also around 18 minutes in when Dhar Mann revealed himself to that kid like a 70's era Christian film revealing Jesus was just so hilarious. He really defies himself in these videos! Which is scary considering how many young people seem to flock to him..
Don't bully him or else, uh... Dhar Mann will give you an inspirational speech, I guess
@@Not_an_alligator 👁👄👁 So you see...
Maybe he'll finally do a video about when he was charged with grand theft for defrauding Oakland city grants for thousands of dollars.
Adam NEEDS to green screen himself into that classroom. Imagine seeing him just sitting there smiling and all giddy at the bullying.
YES YES YES YES
Yes yes yes yes yes so right he needs to learn a lesson he needs to learn a thing or two from dhar man and since he doesn’t know anything the only thing he knows is to be rude
OMG LMAO YES
If I could edit, I think I would.
Name of video: "Kids LAUGH At Boy With NO FRIENDS, They Instantly Regret It"
The video: "One Kid Relentlessly Bullies a Dhar Mann Fan, Never Regrets It"
To be fair, the rest of the class laughs at the bully's shitty jokes that no real kid would laugh at unironically, so that's more than one kid.
@@Everik-ct6pg That kid should be bullied for being such a shitty bully.
J no I in ok
the kids were laughing at the bully... a boy with no friends... then they instantly regretted it
@@coloneljak42_ That bully clearly wasn't bullied enough.
Holy fuck I'm howling at this. Dharman wrote a fucking fanfiction tier story IN HIS OWN UNIVERSE.
It has fanfic all over it
Literally a Chris-Chan move
"This is the worst Dhar Mann video ever..."
"The worst Dhar Mann video, so _far."_
Dhar Man: _..NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST, THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT, THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, DO A BUMP, BLACK OUT AGAIN, GREEN OUT WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO, UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN, HUHHUHEHHEHGGHFUHEHHDHHDHHHUHAAAAAH!!! HAAAH!!! AAAAAA!!!!-_
@@Jack_Woods I got that reference!
@@Jack_Woods that sounds so familiar what's the reference
@@thek2despot426 yo what is it that sounds familiar
@@jimmilton8333 the like a boss song
He reacts to seeing Dhar Mann like Christ descended from the heavens to personally greet him.
The whole video is basically this kid having a brief Dhar Mann crisis of faith
Behold the sight of Dhar Mann, the Conqueror. He shall change your life.
Is he not?
His video literally reminded me of how Jehovah's Witnesses create propaganda videos. The Caleb & Sophia video which is about how bad Birthdays are starts out with a test of faith (Caleb being questioned about not eating cupcakes, or in this video the kid being bullied for stanning Dhar Mann), then the divine word of God (aka his dad talking about the bible, or in this video Dhar Mann, the Almighty) and finally the revenge fetish (aka telling the students about the bible, or in this video Dhar Mann, the Almighty and All-Seing).
I’m surprised he didn’t drop to his knees to kiss his feet
This shit makes Shyamalan's cameos fucking humble...
To be fair Id rather watch his movies then darh mans youtube
@@sweetloutstea1688 Shylaman could be great if he swallowed his pride and hired a better co-writer.
But Dharman’s stuff is just bottom feeding algorithm bait.
this is way beyond Lady in the Water levels of self-indulgence
Clearly someone hasn’t seen Lady in the Water, where he casts himself as the chosen one (I think, I don’t know, that movie was all over the place).
@@JayKayEllEmm oh I remember his character gets eaten by a wolf thing cuz he wasnt the real hero ironic lol
When Adam said "you're gay!", and as we all know, gay cannot play. Especially if you're too gay to lift
Damn this comment has a really high reference to word ratio.
@@max5845 I think it's 3:20 so not bad indeed
@@FringeSpectre I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon!!!.
@@FringeSpectre Well that is the name of the song so of course it didn’t.
I feel like at this point Dhar Mann is just a few videos away from one where a kid makes fun of Dhar Mann and the video ends when Dhar Mann appears out of nowhere and cracks the kid over the head with a 2x4 with "Instant Regret" written on it.
Yesss! This would be gold!
Feels like a blockbuster movie I love it
Dhar Mann: Criminal Origins
Dhar Mann appears out of thin air and caves the kid's face in with a crowbar
26:30 in chat "It's taking a while for Billy to instantly regret it" Just fucking killed me
I like how despite that this video is all about Noah, we learn nothing about him except he loves Dhar Mann and has no friends.
dhar mann's idea of a fan is someone who has no character or personality other than being obsessed with him.
He is black
Just like all dharr man fans
the concept of best friends day is so fucking funny. like, either they're in the classroom and it's just meaningless, or they're some kid in a whole other class and the teacher just expects them to drag a peer out of their daily obligations.
What if your best friend goes to another school ? its such a dumb concept.
@@miaikel the part no one's talking about is, bring your best friend, and talk to the class about what you want to do when you grow up.
Maybe if it was kindergarten it would make sense but Dhar Mann doesn’t care about reality.
@@eddiedingle767 “here is my best friend. Now that that’s over, I want to be an astronomer when I grow up”
I would love to be pulled out of class for a stupid reason
Why is Dhar Mann just hanging out alone in a school parking lot, you got anything you wanna tell us bud?
He was planning on shooting up the school but he came to his senses and figured out that it's best to try and sell merch before shooting up school, not after.
Plus: Cool Cat stopped the school shooting. There has to be some kind if Dhar/Derek shared universe.
Taking the SSSniperWolf approach of befriending a stray child.
@@Madeleine_des_Esseintes Cool Cat would've stopped a school shooting, but Daddy Derek didn't get the camera, which is why Cool Cat wasn't seen at this school. After all, why stop a school shooting if you can't be filmed for your good deeds and then be made into a movie?
Since they now lacked footage for Cool Cat Stops A School Shooting, they decided to just hastily combine old Cool Cat footage instead.
@@reefersutherland1553 "Lord Dahr man plans on shooting up school, what happens next will shock you"
I’ve seen a lot of dumb shit in Dhar Man videos, but “Best Friend Day” definitely takes the cake lol
If this was kindergarten it would make more sense but this is middle school or high school.
i mean it is a real holiday, just not one that ive ever seen a school partake in. in my old high school we'd all hug and stuff in the halls between class and tell each other how much we meant to each other on social media but that was less of a school planned thing more of a, if you wanna celebrate you can thing
Yeah there is no way that can be real.
Because screw the teacher who forces my shy loner kid self to go through with that.
@@troin3925 same
Can you imagine the chaos that would cause in a middle school?
Dhar treating “So you see” as some sort of profound statement is really odd to me since I used to use that as like a filler phrase when I had to write little essays in middle school
exactly. it's just a transition phrase for connecting sentences.
As a former teacher, you can't just "step out for a bit" when yoh have a class unless you want to trigger the end of days
Teachers step out of class all the time. Nothing really ever happens.
@@Proserpira Depends on the class
@@mr.billthrower7392 At my school? Rarely. If the usual troublemakers aren't there they'll step out because they trust us enough.
@@ProserpiraSeriously. Wtf is gonna happen? The kids are all gonna get up and flip all of the desks over, and then get in trouble as soon as the teacher walks back in? At worst, the kids will just start having conversations with each other or pull out their phones or some shit.
Heterochromia is the backbone of the dhar Mann universe
She is the thanos of dhar mann
Hererochromia, PsychoMantis, SS-SniperWoof, are the Dhar Mann trinity.
@@BimmieJames She actually has a TH-cam channel. She commented on my comment from Adum reacting to the COVID video with the Asian doctor.
@@comixproviderftw_02 hope she was a good sport
I really hope she gets paid a fat proportion of the AdSense but all she probably makes is the paltry amount stated from the Craigslist posting
For me it’s annoying how every bullied kid never just snaps and clocks the bully. They’re always written like Victorian gentlemen. “Please sir, do not continue to assault me, for that is not very socially pleasant.”
And the bullies always have a goddamn vendetta against the quiet kids for no reason
*Pumped Up Kicks intensifies*
Seriously! I myself am a pretty shy person but if someone threatened my personal property I'd get phyiscal
Seriously. Not only does he act like a Victorian gentleman, but he just walks around constantly looking like he could unalive himself or burst into tears literally at any moment. Like, no wonder he has no friends and gets bullied constantly. I’d understand it if the whole school or even if multiple people were bullying him, but literally only one kid and he’s acting like someone stabbed his dog in front of him the day before. A single person in the entire school doesn’t like him and he’s about to burst in tears over it. Who would want to be friends with that, honestly? It’d be so draining.
"If they have no friends then it's just bullying from the teacher". We had a lesson in 8th grade on peer pressure and cliques where we had a worksheet where we had to write down what our friends did and wore etc. I had no friends and it didn't exactly feel good. Can confirm this is a terrible thing to do in a class.
I can't help but imagine Adum as a janitor standing outside the window when he is hyping the bully up.
It's gotten to the point where the main life lesson that Dhar Mann teaches is that Dhar Mann teaches important life lessons.
Remember, disliking my content means you're an asshole and you don't like the fact we teach lessons, bully
If my school had a "best friend day" I would just bring my guinea pig.
That’s true so many people would just use it as an excuse to bring their pets…making it the best day ever.
Ngl i would just skip school that day even if i had a best friend, i would just feel like im bothering my best friend and feel even worse
Lol loser imagine not taking Dahr Man to the exclusive holy right of passage that is Best Friends Day
Nice pfp
Bullied Kid: "I'll be your friend"
Bully: "Why would I need a loser like you, NEERRRDDD!!!"
(everyone claps)
i was driving and when he said syke i literally couldnt stop myself from screaming "woooo" and taking my hands off the wheel to give him a round of applause at which point a deer immediately jumped out in front of my car,, i managed to get my hands back on the wheel and brake in time tho. the most autistic thing ive ever compulsively done without any ability to stop myself and it nearly instantly had horrible consequences
As a guy who was heavily bullied in school to the point which I had people encouraging me to kill myself, it's never not cringe funny watching what a clueless youtuber thinks bullying is. This is... just amazing. Like, there are no other words to describe this genius masterpiece of modern comedy LOL
Yooo my brother in getting bullied to the point of suicide
100% guarantee Dr Mann doesn't know jack shit about growing up bullied.
Hey are you ok?
Imagine creating a mandatory school project banking on the assumption that every student has a best friend-or even friends at all. If that were a real thing, that'd be like... next level cruelty by the school staff in singling out the unpopular kids.
Yeah. Cause what happens to friend groups of odd numbers?
My school did that once. my teacher laughed at me and said "haha you are a friendless loser" and I ran off and cried.
But after school, I saw they had no friends too! What a sad bitch
@@charlescalthrop2535 This actually happened to me in middle school. I had moved and didn't really have any friends, so I mentioned a best friend I had in a previous school, only we weren't supposed to give a presentation. We just wrote a paper the teacher read, however, that mattered zero percent, because the end result was the same. I was unpopular and multiple students all looked at me and asked who my best friend was, because they were curious if I even had one. Plus, because my aforementioned friend lived far away, no one in the class had ever even heard of him, so it must have made them suspicious as to whether or not I was making this friend up.
Anyway, thanks, teacher. That was a really, really brilliant thing to do.
I like how Adam talks about how kids could get abducted by strangers in the school then the kid runs out of the classroom with Dhar Mann. Adam is like a fortune teller.
Hey, let's go to the bathroom during class time to, uh, change your shirt.
Kid gets relentlessly bullied.
Adam: YES! YES! YES!
My dream is that a teacher unironically showed their students the stealing your mom's credit card Dahr Man video.
Funny thing actually, my brother told me his teacher would show a dhar mann video just about every week in zoom calls 😂.
do teachers show things ironically?
I guarantee you that there are a couple teachers here and there that have not only shown their students a Dhar Mann video, but have demanded that they write at least a few sentences on why the bully was wrong and what the bully should have done differently.
Which one is it?
@@Shoyren And, if they're anything like the other kids that I went to school with, they'll say stuff like "wow, that video was so gay dude" and just roll their eyes at it. So mission accomplished!
This is Shyamalan levels of fragile narcissism 🤣
i honestly believe dahr mann was homeschooled, and only got his knowledge of public school through reality shows and those shitty live action shows on disney xd
Also he thinks a classroom is just 6 students.
Or went to a super elite private school with tiny classrooms. Remember, his dad is LOADED
he's a rich kid with parents that own a large californian taxi company. the guy was using his parent's money to start businesses before he hit 20. he was buying luxury cars, investing in ponzi schemes, and fraudulently stealing money from the city of Oakland in his 20s. you can guarantee he never set foot in a public school.
@@iMoD190 the funniest part about Dhar Mann is that he wants u to believe that he's an underdog who started his business from the ground up but you can tell from his videos alone that he's a trust fund baby
@@coolgirl3890 i've even seen a sob-story from him and his wife where they talk about going through rough times in the past. their definition of 'rough' was not being able to afford a Lamborghini during the 2008 financial crisis, thinking about moving back in with his parents, falling for a ponzi scheme, and getting charged with fraud after stealing thousands from the city of Oakland.
I can't believe he actually did the bullies have no friends thing just like Daddy Derek
Look! It’s Billy the Bully! What’s the matter with him? He’s always bullying somebody! And he has no friends. That’s not fun!
@@dj3y3 billy the bully gets arrested by a pornstar cop for not watching Dahr Man
Also I feel like Adam got so distracted by the announcement of best friend day (rightfully so) that he missed how the second part of the sentence was that, with your best friend, you’re supposed to say what you want to be when you grow up, which doesn’t make any fucking sense to make a part of best friend’s day. Literally just there so they could include the line “I want to be a youtuber like Dhar!”. Like, ick
The classmates watch Dahr Mann so much they didn't interfere with bullying because they know that the universe would just sort this out and humiliate the bully.
If they keep getting bullied like this, these kids are going to start writing a Dharr Mannifesto
It's now my headcanon that, even though Dhar Mann was homeschooled as a kid, he still didn't have anyone to eat lunch with.
Movie 43
My god I could hear Dhar Mann stroke himself off during the opening, thinking a school would show his videos to what looks like middle schoolers, and thinking it’s a good idea.
adam clapping and shouting "YES!!!! YESS BULLYING!!" made me laugh so hard.
As a student who's learning to teach, and has had experience in the classroom, I can promise that schools would never approve of such a day. Particularly because of the embarrassment and trauma students might have if they don't have friends.
Dharr Mann does not know how teachers behave.
How do you think he knows how teachers behave? He doesnt even know how normal everyday people behave
@@hotdogdanieltheceoofhotdog1453 Come on man, that’s rude. You KNOW he was raised in a gated Area 51 testing room!
As a person with common sense, I agree
@@GOFFBITZH666 😂
Poor Adum, he's not only gay and a furry but also a Dhar Mann sub.
I can only imagine how hard he has it on a daily basis.
The most OPRESSED man on the planet!
@@coloneljak42_ Worst of all, he is a _gamer,_ and as we all know, gamers are the most oppressed minority.
I wonder who's a Dhar Mann dom then?
@@JeanMarceaux Prolly his wife. pegs him hard every sunday
Is he a gamer though? The answer is yes, which makes him even more oppressed
Basically this video is about a boy having a Dhar Mann crisis of faith
Jesus Christ, God help us, I feel like this is only the tip of the iceberg. Someone whose ego is as fragile as Dhar Mann and is so far up his own ass, you know this is not the last of these types of videos.
I think this is the second video like this, the first one was the psycho mantis actor getting bullied in for being an actor in a lame show
Truly I tell you, this very night, before the rooster crows, you will deny Dhar Mann three times.
In the Dhar Mann Fam Jam Cinematic Universe, being friends with Dhar is literally like befriending God himself.
The DMFJCU
5:00
The most powerful "YES!" Adum has ever given.
yES
I hope that becomes Adum's version of Charlie's
_WOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR_
*insert Daniel Bryan YES Chant*
idk, the "YES" from when Zach and what's-his-face kiss in 13 Reasons Why was pretty spectacular
Writes himself into a story to show everyone how great he is and how everybody who makes fun of him is wrong? Is Dhar Mann Shyamalan’s cousin?
Best Friends Day is a day for making people without friends feel worse about themselves. Mark it in your calendar!
Next week is "Perfect Health Day".
That or make people with two friends have to choose their actual fave, a move that would cause no drama I’m sure.
Would've been better if at the end Dhar Mann came in as the bully's friend and told Noah "Yeah that's right, you're such a loser even I have to side with the bully this time", everybody laughs, fade to credits while Loser by Beck starts playing.
I'm just cracking up imagining Adum in the classroom doing the face he used when he was in the Price is Right as the scene played out. lololo
Wait what
I found the video, and I have to say, thank you so much for making me aware of this XD
@@FlpSideOfSanity th-cam.com/video/SD1gqXh6NWQ/w-d-xo.html
I forgot Adum was on the Price is Right
The best mental image ever, thank you
The hype of seeing this in my recommended with "cringiest Dhar Mann video so far" in the title is immeasurable
Dhar Mann has such an ego it’s not even funny. At first it felt like his videos were bad but had good intentions but now it seems like he thinks his videos are generally important and if you criticise it then your an awful person.
Oh no, he wants these to be shown in school…
Dhar Mann manifesto catches them young so they’re on the drip for life
It feels like Dhar Mann should be writing 80s and 90s sitcoms. XD
“Okay, I’m going to leave the class after recognising that a student is bullying another peer and trust that the anti-bullying video will convert them.”
I love how with each Dhar Mann video the message gets muddier and muddier. We went from “Don’t be racist” with the black man adopting a white boy video to “Don’t bully Dhar Mann fans, they might be friends with Dhar Mann and humiliate you in front of everyone hahaha also buy his merch guys”
I want to see a version of this video where the bully also makes fun of Dhar Mann when he goes in front of the class. Like he's not impressed at all Dhar Mann is here and finds it all quite funny.
I unirinically want to see this Adam character in the back of every video, laughing at everyone, even the bully. It’s just his thing to laugh at anyone being roasted.
That face Adum made when he cringed reminds of me the face my cat makes when I give it the wrong food.
Aw
Here is what I heard:
"I watch STRAW MAN, I love all his videos."
"Exactly my point your a Pull Door too!"
lol these are just.... *chefs kiss*
Tool door
@@brunobucciaratiswife ya it sounded like that as well lol
I relate to those kids though I elide a lot of stuff
Dhar Mann writes him self like some kind of messianic figure
I heard Adam and the Best Friends Day bully finally set a date. It’s going to be a June wedding in Canada and you’re all invited. Just two rules:
1.) NO BULLYING
2.) RULE 1 ONLY APPLIES TO FRIENDLESS CRYBABIES
I love Dhar Mann in an Ironic way.
They are fascinating to me about how he can claim to be such a good person when it's all so performative activism. He doesn't understand what the hate actually looks like. You can tell if his stuff wasn't getting attention or anything he wouldn't be doing it. I'm sure he thinks he cares but it's all for the money in the end.
he's so unbelievably out of touch. he's a spoiled rich kid who went through a minor rough patch and is now trying to reform and rebrand, but he can't connect with the problems of normal people and he has no idea how to actually help anyone. he thinks that he's on some kind of ascetic path to enlightenment because he stopped buying mansions and luxury cars.
@@iMoD190 the very definition of performative activism
Sounds like most liberals to me
@@randomguy6679 that's funny because when I was reading about his past it reminded me of trump. wealthy from birth, failed business ventures funded by family, extravagant lifestyle, desperate for attention and respect, feigns understanding of common people but is actually completely out of touch, incapable of handling criticism, loves merch and dumb slogans, possibly fucks kids.
@@iMoD190 You basically described everyone at D.C.
"I'm going to pay my actors to tell me how good my videos are" x2
There are glass windows less fragile than Dhar Mann's ego. Telling an uplifting message doesn't give you a free pass from criticism...
22:00 Dhar Mann is telling Noah to be a sigma male.
Dhar “unload my m9 on the welfare line” Mann
@@danielclark653 his M9 Beretta that has "Mannifest destiny" inscribed on the slide that he uses to personally execute nonbelievers of his lessons
Wait wait WAIT the way Dhar Maan follows Noah out of the room after he says he’s going to put the shirt on right now kind of implies that he followed a ransoms child to the bathroom 😬
You better take that fucking shirt on now Noah
Dhar Mann walks into the classroom
"Dere he is!"
Someone should make an edit where when she says, "This first one is about bullying, maybe you should learn a thing or two", she turns on the TV and starts watching the video they're in currently. Dhar Kaufman. Being Dhar Mannkovich. I'm Thinking Of Manning Things.
As awful as this one is, I’m hypnotized by Adam’s House shirt.
The day Dhar Mann videos are used as classroom learning material is the day I'm deleting myself from Earth's horrid soil.
Dhar Mann’s philosophy on racism: sometimes it’s bad
"..it is bad because sometimes they are rich."-Dhar Mann
That is the most bipolar classroom I have ever seen. Also, does Dhar Mann just… hang out in school parking lots?
My guess is the bully was secretly a Dhar Mann fan all along, but was embarrassed about it, so he over-compensated by bullying people that openly like Dhar Mann.
Imagine if Derek Savage and Dhar Man banded together to direct a Life Is Strange Video
And Derek tried to bribe Adum into being in it
Adum cheering on the bully is one of the funniest things I’ve seen.
Teachers in Dhar Mann videos are exactly how they were in my life. They just stood by & watched kids get bullied.
I wonder if they're gonna start showing Dhar Mann at schools.
In theater school to show what not to do
Only if he paid them to put on an assembly.
I mean, back when I was in TENTH grade my school made us all watch episodes of Word World (the vocabulary show for literal babies), so anything's possible
(LAUGHTER)
@@SpacemanNik thinking the teacher did a little trolling here
God, even with YMS as a buffer, it's SO HARD to watch Dhar Mann videos
It seems like whenever Katherine Norland (the actress playing the teacher) is playing a teacher in the Dhar Mann-verse, she's always playing the worst teacher ever.
Christmas Video Teacher: sends an entire Christmas party picking on a poor student for not wearing nice clothes, bringing any food, or buying a "proper" present (she doesn't know she's poor, but even if she was right about the kid forgetting to do all this stuff, it wouldn't justify her literally bullying a child)
False Drug Use Accusation Video Teacher: shows blatantly racist favoritism and mocks/humiliates a student in front of the whole class on the basis of thinking he's using drugs. Even if he WAS, any teacher worth their salt would be concerned and want to get them help, not see it as something she can blast a clearly troubled kid for in front her classroom.
This Video: believes Dhar Mann videos to be educational tools and doesn't say a WORD when her WHOLE CLASS starts ganging up on Billy, seemingly not caring about bullying happening in her classroom if it's happening to a student she doesn't really like.
i've never laughed harder at a YMS dhar mann reaction, my chest literally hurts right now
Dhar Mann's somehow become the Teen Titans Go of youtube videos.
No, so you see, the haters, they're wrong, and they're bullies who don't know what they're talking about, don't listen to them, listen to Dhar.
Preferably with Adblock off.
The presentation of Dhar Mann giving the kid his glasses back is the same as Jesus giving water in Ben-Hur.
9:37 "That's not true! I watch Strong Man, I love all his videos."
I watch strong bad, I love all his emails.
"So you see" is probably considered ableist.
Damn my definition of Instantly Regretting something, and Dhar Mann's is like comparing what 5 minutes is in real life to what Freeza thinks 5 minutes is.
i like how both posters are still clearly curling up lol
Adam getting excited every time the kid gets bullied gives me life
tbh,i felt like Dhar Mann is building a cult of personality,something that Mao and the Kim dynasty did,thus explains why he inserted himself into his videos
It feels like this whole video is just Dhar Man stroking off his ego for almost 10 minutes without even a hint of subtlety
LMAOOO THE CHAT
"this is grooming"
Will there ever be a video so cringe that it instills a level of cringe so deep that it becomes on the same level as the tape from The Ring?
Dhar Mann's wiki page says he was "Funding real estate before 21" and went to UC Davis. He already employed 25 plus employees at that time and was about to start selling makeup. When they say "Funding real estate" odds are the dude was a slum lord. I worked in real estate for a few years as a relator and flipping homes to sell and the only people who said things like "Funding" were the slum owners. So this crap he tells this kid about eating alone at lunch and having no friends "while possible" is HIGHLY unlikely given that he came from money and was running other peoples lives before 21.
As someone named Noah who’s a member of the Dhar Mann Fam, I can verify that this is an extremely accurate depiction of the average bully.
"You're a tool door too."
If this is where the directing is headed, *county out.*
Seeing Adum get so hyped about bullying is hilarious
that best fiends day poster has a day that doesn't exist the year the video was made. 2017 was the previous year that had may 12th fall on a friday, so either this dhar man video takes place on may 12th 2017, or may 12th 2023.
Adum is so happy and that makes me happy.
Dude, Dhar Mann is really harmful to children ngl
Only to the retarded
Dhar Mann's ego is bigger than the observable universe.
I'm only like a minute into this video but I can tell, if "we are going to watch one dhar mann video" "ok class, we will be watching a dhar mann video" is not the most replayed part, or frankly even close, this video is going to be wild
Wow, there's a level of Narcissistic behavior one should be wary of, Dhar displays quite a dissociative relationship to reality that this is on the cusp of worrying.
Mucho Donald Trump amounts
it's a side effect of being wealthy from the moment you were born.
Watching Adum ranting about the geometry of the class room and characters was quite painful. There wasn't anything wrong there, Adum just wasn't paying attention. The teacher and her desk were in the front right corner of the room, the bully was in the back left corner and Dhar Mannifest came in the door in the front left corner.
Was Adum drunk?
Lesson to the bully: You never doubt the eternal wisdom of the glorious leader of Dharmannistan
Like that one Pokemon or?
@@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay Darmanitan...oh my god lol never noticed how that sounds