It's the color difference that really strikes me. The object is light brown from the left corner till about three quarters in, and then turns into a distinctly darker brown. None of the food around it changes color in a similar manner, so it cannot be lighting. And I have to say, I have had had shits where they show exactly this dual-color pattern. That, taken together with the cracks, the shape and might I add the glossiness, makes it hard to conclude that this is anything other than a turd.
When they said Justin Whang was in on this investigation, I knew just how serious things must be getting. That dude is literally the go to man for the story behind poppy pics on the internet.
Charlie with the SF poop map: "I don't think I can just show actual pieces of poop on stream" Charlie in the very next video: shows what is very plausibly an actual piece of poop on stream
I've actually had to pick up someone's shit out of the public toilet at where I work because it wouldn't flush. It looked EXACTLY like that, one of the cleanest and longest peices of shit I've ever seen. One day I hope to meet this man..
Imagine taking a shit in your take away box for a prank, and sometime later a stranger on TH-cam is presenting your masterpiece to gastroenterologists and kebab experts, trying to break it like the Davinci Code
"The thing that throws me off is it has little chunks in it." That doesn't throw me off; it's just one more thing kababs and poo have in common. Those little chunks propel me further down the rabbit hole. Theology, cosmology, pshaw-this pic is truly the greatest mystery.
Did you notice that the poop is two-toned? It’s like 80% a light brown on the left and 20% dark brown on the right. I’ve had poops like this, never eaten meat like that. I’m convinced it is in fact a turd.
Ok here's my theory: This is dog poop. As someone who worked at a vet clinic for several years and had to clean up and EVALUATE dog poop every day, this looks very much like dog poop. The one end has a couple inches of a darker color than the rest, the folds it has throughout, and the mysterious lumps as well all look really typical. Not to mention just the overall cylindrical shape and lack of obvious fibrous tissue that would generally be in ground meat? I know that you can also have meat paste that looks more uniform but somehow this doesn't fit either profile. I would also think that it would be much easier to harvest a dog turd for this photo than from a human because you could just pick one up off the grass. If this is gag poop, I must say I'm impressed because they went to a lot of trouble to add the finer details.
This straight looks like a turd that could be used on the Bristol stool chart. The change in color 1/5th way down the stool is also convincing, due to if stool stays in the rectal vaults for long periods of time you can get this darkened discoloration. That darkened area also looks more desiccated which is pathognomonic of type 3 stool. I truly hope it is kebab, but I would be surprised. 10/10 would recommend this controversy to strangers.
Documenting serious amount of time and effort for the silliest things is what makes people and the internet great. The corporatization of content gets stale but this kind of stuff as silly as it is feels genuine and sometimes is very interesting and entertaining.
Absolutely agree! I’d caught the beginning of this vid yesterday when I accidentally skipped away from a live stream I was watching. I went back to the live stream once I got my hands and phone cleaned off. Just watched this vid and totally appreciate this guys dedication to finding out the truth behind the pic(no pun intended)
I'm no poop expert(please believe me), but could it have been that the person took a shit on a piece of paper, or card(possibly coated with non-stick oil to prevent sticking and stuff), and then proceeded to place it on the PETA? I agree with Charlie's point on it being impossible to get that perfect placement, but the poop could have very easily been collected in a controlled environment(like the one I mentioned above) and then manually placed on the Peta as a (very disgusting) gag image. Again, please I'm no expert on poop or its textures, so I'd like some validation on my theory. Thanks!
As a foodie, here's my take: Real kebabs have visible 'finger marks' where the person would have wrapped the meat around the rotisserie spit. Additionally, it appears to be barely cooked; kebabs are brown but not THAT brown. Real kebabs are firm, have char marks, have variation in coloring due to the addition of spices and whatnot, and sometimes have a bit of a greasy look to it. The log looks abnormally thick, dry, basic/bland in appearance and soft to be kebab. Also, look at how the right end droops into the box. I will say the indent in the middle is throwing me off a little bit. Conclusion, it's either real poop, fake poop or worse a vegan kebab.
You have clearly never eaten a UK doner kebab. This stuff has never seen the touch of man. It is like a gigantic toilet roll that arrives from a factory and is stuck on a spit and cooks vertically as it turns. It never really cooks, it just gets warm and greasy. The kebab shop owners don’t even touch it. They usually use a very sharp of electric knife and slice it straight into a tray. It’s very malleable stuff and I reckon someone took a load of doner kebab meat and squished it into poop shape.
I literally tried to recreate a kebab that looks like poop and they look like poop but are still clearly obviously kebabs imo. I posted it in wubby's subreddit if you are curious enough.
I’m a pastry chef who has made realistic “shit cake” before. To me, it looks like they wrapped the kebab meat in plastic wrap and formed it like that, or maybe using another edible medium.
I've been checking cents here every week since this was posted. Thank you. This makes the most sense. I can sleep again. After months. Thank you. You re the hero I needed.
If Charlie watches enough of youtube deep dive videos, he can actually become a real life Sherlock Holmes. The hours of watching must equate to an entire degree of that.
I would say that I have seen too much on TH-cam, I have been watching it since it’s inception through my older sister finding it. I am not a Sherlock Holmes, I am just depressed and have so many memes bumping into eachother
As a Turkish person who’s spent most of my dinners with various kebabs, there’s no way any kebab would have a thick cylindrical shape that size unless it was “kokoreç” (sheeps intestines) which I really doubt. It could also potentially be “köfte” however koft are much smaller in size and have clear grill markings around them. Also almost every kebab like that is cooked straight on a rod so it would be odd for it to just completely slump on one side, therefore, what we are looking at is an impressive turd
As a Brit who's consumed a lot of doners after a night out here in the UK, I've never had doner meat served in that way. It's always shaved off the rotisserie. And I agree, it's not a kofta. It's definitely a box of crap.
@@H0n3yMonstah kebab in this case is not doner kebab. It’s shish kebabs which are meat on a skewer grilled over charcoal completely different from doner kebab
@@H0n3yMonstah exactly. Every kebab I ever had (I tried them in Croatia, Serbia, Spain and Italy) had meat in the shape of thin leaves shaved off a large chunk (several kilos) of meat on a rotisserie. Never in my life have I seen or heard of a kebab as a fat log-like chunk of meat. Also if you look at the creases in the "mystery meat"... shit has creases that look just like that
@@ms_0317 tried those, they are usually hard and cannot bend naturally after being cooked while the one in the pic clearly bends downwards in the right third of it. So it's clearly mushy/soft, undercooked meat is never that brown so idk how it would be soft enough to just bend to adjust to the surface undearneath it. Also if you look at the last third of the "kebab" the colour is darker, kinda like a dude hadn't shat in a few days and had his shit from two separate meals squeeze together into one (hence the different colours)
even if it was the right sized kofta with no grill marks and not on a skewer, koftas don't have that type of discolouration bc it's just mince, so the color is uniform throughout even if there's spices etc. like could you possibly get the creases w the mince? yes but not to THAT level of detail and variation unless you sat there and maybe hand sculpted every crease on the kofta
I believe the most likely reason Lee deleted the image is because he took the picture as a joke, it was a gag poop, and he had completely forgotten about it, then when he heard someone was trying to figure out who he was, he's just some regular dude that doesn't want the fuss, so he deleted it because it doesn't matter to him. It's the least exciting answer, so it's probably the most likely.
I've heard Charlie referred to as "the person who can say the weirdest stuff in the most casual of ways" and I think that's just one more example of that
Justin Whang is in the case, and now even Charlie, the man who solved the Jack The Ripper case, is in on it too, that just shows you just how serious this mystery is, to shit or not to shit? That is the question
I live in Blackpool, we found this restaurant by accident while looking for a kanan place to order from. Sent it to the family gc and my dad called the restaurant to tell them someone was passing a photo of poop off as a review, never bothered following it up, this was September 24th 2021. Absolutely fuckiing wild that I just threw a video on for while I’m going to bed and I see that photo again after completing ly
If I had a nickel every time the past 24 hours where Charlie says “The 5 stages of denial” and implies that “grief” is one of the stages, instead of vice versa, I’d have two nickels Which isn’t that many but it’s weird that it happened twice
If I had a nickel for every time someone made this reference, I'd have a hell of a lot more then two nickels. Which is a lot, and it's weird that it keeps happening.
That is absolutely shit. As an MD I can confirmed that this is nothing more and nothing less than an ENORMOUS shit. Notice the darker end? This was a shit that had been brewing for a while. It is darker because it had been inside for longer and contains less moisture than the rest of the log of shit
@@Ali-lm7uw Understandable, but consider this ; If one is in a hurry or constipated, the squeezing action of the rectum will in turn meld the shit into a thinner taper until it escapes, or breaks from rigidity.
6:10 Although I agree that shitty cooks can make food look like shit, I would like to see someone so bad at grilling that their hotdogs/sausages get shit grooves in them.
Charlies reasoning for it not being poop is extremely weak. "Nobody could poop so perfectly in a box!" Dude... Let me introduce you to the unending horror that is scat pr0n.
@@100gecsrbetterthangod5 I mean, if a Gastrologist says that it is most likely a poorly made kebab than I would take his opinion. The restaurant owner also seem to think that it wasn't likely to be poo.
Alrighty something I think we overlooked here: That’s a big piece of “whatever”, but there’s nothing on the top of the lid. If that was closed it would be smooshing it. I vote poop, because if all that was brought home in a take-out container, there would be juice or something on the top lid.
Yep, the go-to kebab is doner (shavings), if it was a shish kebab it'd either be chunks of meat with charred pepper/onion or a much more uniformly shaped minced mea kebab, and it wouldn't be smooth like that photo. This is either a real dump or a really convincing toy turd - the darker section on the right shows exceptional attention to detail if it is fake
@@mastertubbily1812 he did videos on criminal interrogations and analyzed them, interesting stuff and there are a lot of channels that do similar content that were inspired by him
Yea that 100% ain't no kebab nor meat in general, at least towards the end he did start to opt for gag poo, which I think is far more likely than real poo based on how presentable the thing is
The object looks too wet to have been picked up after being shat out; there would be fingerprints / pressure marks if it were, and if not it's remarkable that there are no streaks of residue anywhere else after such a perfect landing. That being said, the almost completely yellow-ish color of the object indicates that this is likely not meat; when meat or other organic substances turn brown (from a process known as Maillard reaction), it's usually a lot darker (like the brown tip of the object). Also, if it was grilled to that color, we should see uneven coloring based on surface's height from the grill, but instead only the narrow tip (which should in theory be actually undercooked) is darker. Perhaps the reason why the gastroenterologist and kebab expert were both thrown off were probably because it was neither; I think Charlie mentioning gag-poop is the by far the most likely case (laminated rubber or playdough). It would also explain why the original post was removed, as negative publicity like this gives the restaurant justification to initiate a serious libel case.
My favorite part of all this is people in the 1900s probably expected great technology advancement but instead we’re on a blues clues hunt to figure out whether this substance is kebab or doo doo
dude someone prolly just undercooked a “doner” kebob and shaped it that way. And kinda has a fast food greasy look.. not even fake poop resembles awfulness of a crappy kebob
As somewhat of a Kabab connoisseur from the middle east, I have never seen Kabab look like that in my entire life. It's simply impossible for ground meat Kabab to come out with grooves and dual colors. If someone managed to make a Kabab like that one, you might as well call it shit.
I had a buddy who would flip the seat down in McDonald's or wherever. Drop a log right onto some TP he laid on top of seat. Then he would proceed to take a pile of rolled up TP and grab the log and use it as a big crayon and write offensive comments on the walls. Kids today have no idea what people use to have to do to entertain themselves AND post comments to the community before we had smartphones.
Charlie's previous video: Hang on guys I'm not gonna show you all shit but I'm going to look at it myself, there's no way that's okay to show everyone This entire video:
"There's no way someone took a shit that presentable"... oh Charles, how surprisingly innocent you are for your position in the world. Someone can absolutly drop a picturesque turd like that. I'm actually a bit surprised stuff like this isn't more common. Many times in my unfortunate life have I seen a single, long, perfect turd laid out like a staged piece of art. But this picture is pretty hard to nail down, it could definitly be a kebab.
NGL Charlie, I've legit taken poops exactly like that. I would have to bite a towel or something when it's coming out. Entire toilet snakes that sometimes clog the toilet itself.
It's a shit. My brother was a caretaker in a primary school, and the things those kids did in those toilets were nightmare -inducing. The pinnacle was one of the 'mind the wet floor' cones, with a big poo stuck in the hole at the top. So some kid had picked it up and put it in there. And it was my brother's job to pull it out.
@@damjanp7920 nope. I promise you on my kids ' lives its not. And the amount of piss, up the walls, all over the floor, just swimming in piss, on the daily.
never thought i would see my hometown in one of your videos, that's crazy. being from blackpool i really wouldn't be surprised if it was actually a poop. some of the takeaway places round here are baaad
I want to imagine in that last point made of Google taking it down that one employee exclaims that it's a fake review because it's clearly a turd and another google employee interjects and says it actually just looks like a bad kebab so it's a legit review and should stay up
You can literally see the right side being drier than the left side, because it came out right side first. The left side was more moist because it was further away from the exit, it probably started with a struggle to get it out. Then, it came out nice and smooth after the dry part was out.
I'm really inclined to think that Lee R was actually that english football player just bc of the timing of the second Lee R review immediately after being in contact with the investogator
as a Persian the way I've always made and ate kebab was by using a meat skewer and the thing is, a lot of the time even though you press the meat as hard as you can it ends up falling off when grilling so to be able to cook a kebab that disproportionate without it falling is not possible. they might have used another technique (but by it presumably being served in a Turkish restaurant I highly doubt that another method was used)
“There’s no way took that presentable off a shit to put in a box” I could 100% take a shit in my toilet on literally ANY day of the week; and if I pulled it out of the toilet and stuck it in a box, it would look JUST like that 😂
Neither of you mentioned the possibility of it being dog shit. I used to have a large dog and he took dumpers that looked just like this. Perhaps even photoshop. There are *loads* of possibilities
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My shtudentsh
I even read it in your voice lol
Yoh master oogway how do u steal ur homies from ur homies gf?
"'i'm literally shitting right now'. ... how does that help in the investigation, man."
20 seconds in and i know it'll be a classic
Nice pfp bro
@@ronaldomendoza7578 who is it?
@@burnedpizzacrust1199 Okada Izou from Fate Grand Order, based on the real guy but anime
20 seconds in and I know it’s a video I’ll be coming back to over and over again you know.
@@ronaldomendoza7578 Hi fellow mendoza
"It's like Death Note, but if Light was shitting at kebab restaurants"
One of my new favorite Charlie quotes lol
Timestamp?
@@4ltrs573 11:29
lmfao it's 6 am wtf charlie I lol
This video really did feel like an episode of Death Nothe tho lmao
More like.. The Dump Note
It's the color difference that really strikes me. The object is light brown from the left corner till about three quarters in, and then turns into a distinctly darker brown. None of the food around it changes color in a similar manner, so it cannot be lighting. And I have to say, I have had had shits where they show exactly this dual-color pattern. That, taken together with the cracks, the shape and might I add the glossiness, makes it hard to conclude that this is anything other than a turd.
RIGHT ITS LITERALLY CACA
Please be quiet
Why do people look at shits? xD
@@Loudpax9 Are you telling me to shut my trap hole
It’s a gag turd. Also you wouldn’t even be able to close the box entirely without having to slightly move the “kabob” out of the way.
When they said Justin Whang was in on this investigation, I knew just how serious things must be getting. That dude is literally the go to man for the story behind poppy pics on the internet.
Dont read my name!😑.
@Kgfhsfmhfs333 They delete your reply but leave the bots..
@@DubYuhGChoppa youtube kinda cringe tbh
@@DubYuhGChoppa yt is so trash
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“There’s no way someone took a shit that presentable is a box.”
You’d be surprised to how many people can land their shit perfectly
how tf do u know this information
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Don’t ask
@@--.._ people shitting from rooftops onto cars mostly
@Don't read profile photo bot
Charlie with the SF poop map: "I don't think I can just show actual pieces of poop on stream"
Charlie in the very next video: shows what is very plausibly an actual piece of poop on stream
Alleged piece of poop so it's innocent until proven guilty, therefore not foul play
Very plausible? It is shit hahahha
Innocent until proven filthy
@@cyberpunk-2O77 fucking best reply ive ever read in a comment section
@@cyberpunk-2O77 I wish I could give you a medal for this
I've actually had to pick up someone's shit out of the public toilet at where I work because it wouldn't flush. It looked EXACTLY like that, one of the cleanest and longest peices of shit I've ever seen. One day I hope to meet this man..
dear lord
WHY
Do you think it could be a Serial Shitter?
did you pick it up... with bare hands?
@@bladeplayzyt2078 Of course not lol. I had layers of gloves and paper towels
"I'm literally shitting right now"
They have such a way with words
I was on the live for this & it was hilarious. Truly a once in a lifetime opportunity on twitch.
@@trevorvertt honestly It's something I would say being the shitposter I am
Funny thing is, I'm shitting too right now as I read your comment.
Charlie: “There’s no way someone took a shit that presentable into a box”
EDP: “You underestimate my power”
Dont read My Name😑.
Imposter you are
@@GriffinZambia WOW 🤩 So original!!
@@WalnutAnimations wait master yoda what are u doing here
@@malikbaraki4630 bro actually click on it, it’s just a dude playing a guitar
Imagine taking a shit in your take away box for a prank, and sometime later a stranger on TH-cam is presenting your masterpiece to gastroenterologists and kebab experts, trying to break it like the Davinci Code
"There is no way someone took a shit that presentable into a box"
EDP: Hold my cupcake
I honestly worry for charlies health jesus
This is a plagiarized comment lol
Not the mystery we wanted solved, but the mystery we NEEDED solved
this is about to blow up lmao
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@YeaMan That’s cool and all, but I rather find the person who asked.
Dreamhop! surprising to see you here, I just wanted you to know.... big fan :)
"The thing that throws me off is it has little chunks in it." That doesn't throw me off; it's just one more thing kababs and poo have in common. Those little chunks propel me further down the rabbit hole. Theology, cosmology, pshaw-this pic is truly the greatest mystery.
I think it looks like someone got a load of doner kebab and mushed it into a poop shape.
Did you notice that the poop is two-toned? It’s like 80% a light brown on the left and 20% dark brown on the right. I’ve had poops like this, never eaten meat like that. I’m convinced it is in fact a turd.
0:37 the dramatic, low "boom" sound effect when the shit/kabab appears on-screen killed me 😂
The mystery meat is such a paradox in and of itself that the reveal of its truth would likely tear the very fabric of the universe
@Don't read profile photo bot
It is shit bc my culture makes kabobs regularly and when you make it it has like finger groves bc thats how you make it
holy fucking shit so many goddamn bots
How u discover wat it is n boom its no longer mystery meat
😂
Had no idea this video was gonna have me laughing this hard.
its gold
You must be new to Charlie videos then
Same dude
my fuckin boi. CHEEEAAAAHHHH
They should have hired you as the poop expert for how much you have seen in San Bernardino
Ok here's my theory: This is dog poop. As someone who worked at a vet clinic for several years and had to clean up and EVALUATE dog poop every day, this looks very much like dog poop. The one end has a couple inches of a darker color than the rest, the folds it has throughout, and the mysterious lumps as well all look really typical. Not to mention just the overall cylindrical shape and lack of obvious fibrous tissue that would generally be in ground meat? I know that you can also have meat paste that looks more uniform but somehow this doesn't fit either profile. I would also think that it would be much easier to harvest a dog turd for this photo than from a human because you could just pick one up off the grass. If this is gag poop, I must say I'm impressed because they went to a lot of trouble to add the finer details.
As a firefighter I have shit in the woods many times, and it is highly possible for a fresh dry log to look exactly like that
Maybe I’m just uninitiated, but why do firefighters shit in the woods?
@@Iluvpie6 we dont ask these questions we just go with the flow
This straight looks like a turd that could be used on the Bristol stool chart. The change in color 1/5th way down the stool is also convincing, due to if stool stays in the rectal vaults for long periods of time you can get this darkened discoloration. That darkened area also looks more desiccated which is pathognomonic of type 3 stool. I truly hope it is kebab, but I would be surprised. 10/10 would recommend this controversy to strangers.
I didn’t think I’d learn a new word (“pathognomonic”) on a video like this.
@@airysquared unfortunately it is used in a wrong way :(
@@justsimon7388 Oops lmao
I agree. I'm team shit. The shop owners themselves agreed. And Lee is paranoid.
Thank you for the insight Mr. Scatologist.
Documenting serious amount of time and effort for the silliest things is what makes people and the internet great. The corporatization of content gets stale but this kind of stuff as silly as it is feels genuine and sometimes is very interesting and entertaining.
Absolutely agree! I’d caught the beginning of this vid yesterday when I accidentally skipped away from a live stream I was watching. I went back to the live stream once I got my hands and phone cleaned off. Just watched this vid and totally appreciate this guys dedication to finding out the truth behind the pic(no pun intended)
I'm no poop expert(please believe me), but could it have been that the person took a shit on a piece of paper, or card(possibly coated with non-stick oil to prevent sticking and stuff), and then proceeded to place it on the PETA?
I agree with Charlie's point on it being impossible to get that perfect placement, but the poop could have very easily been collected in a controlled environment(like the one I mentioned above) and then manually placed on the Peta as a (very disgusting) gag image.
Again, please I'm no expert on poop or its textures, so I'd like some validation on my theory.
Thanks!
Thank you poop expert
it’s suspicious that you keep saying you’re not a poop expert. i’m starting to think you’re a poop expert
I really don’t know man why would someone go to that much effort right. And if they did there has to be a motive.
Agree with the above comments. Feeling like you’re trying way to hard to cover up the point that you are, in fact, a poop expert.
Sounds like something a poop expert would say
Holy shit, I know that Lewis.
I went to school with him. Literally had to check my friend's list to make sure it was the same guy.
Was he as big of a bell end back then as he is now?
and.. he is lieing?
now all we need to do is find a gag poop produced that is identical in shape to the one in the photo
Puzzlelego? what a chad, just finished building your puzzle box lol
@PuzzLEGO you have a mission now you can most definitely build your TH-cam channel up using the search for it too
As a foodie, here's my take:
Real kebabs have visible 'finger marks' where the person would have wrapped the meat around the rotisserie spit. Additionally, it appears to be barely cooked; kebabs are brown but not THAT brown. Real kebabs are firm, have char marks, have variation in coloring due to the addition of spices and whatnot, and sometimes have a bit of a greasy look to it.
The log looks abnormally thick, dry, basic/bland in appearance and soft to be kebab. Also, look at how the right end droops into the box.
I will say the indent in the middle is throwing me off a little bit.
Conclusion, it's either real poop, fake poop or worse a vegan kebab.
I was thinking it was either a vegan kebab or fake poop, it looks too dry and plastic to be real poop.
I love how it's either an entire shit, or just vegan food 😂😭😭
You have clearly never eaten a UK doner kebab. This stuff has never seen the touch of man. It is like a gigantic toilet roll that arrives from a factory and is stuck on a spit and cooks vertically as it turns. It never really cooks, it just gets warm and greasy. The kebab shop owners don’t even touch it. They usually use a very sharp of electric knife and slice it straight into a tray. It’s very malleable stuff and I reckon someone took a load of doner kebab meat and squished it into poop shape.
Pretty sure a Turkish kebab house wouldn't have pooped on that.... Plus that poop is too massive to be fake or real.... It's just a poorly made kebab.
I literally tried to recreate a kebab that looks like poop and they look like poop but are still clearly obviously kebabs imo. I posted it in wubby's subreddit if you are curious enough.
I’m a pastry chef who has made realistic “shit cake” before. To me, it looks like they wrapped the kebab meat in plastic wrap and formed it like that, or maybe using another edible medium.
I've been checking cents here every week since this was posted. Thank you. This makes the most sense. I can sleep again. After months. Thank you. You re the hero I needed.
Imagine being sued for defamation of defecation. Wild.
It is absolutely not Chocolate Rain.
Well, you *are* the expert, so I'm obligated to take your word for it.
Oh my god its actually you?
Its chocolate thunder.
hey, you're the guy from that south park episode
holy shit i did not see this comment coming
If Charlie watches enough of youtube deep dive videos, he can actually become a real life Sherlock Holmes. The hours of watching must equate to an entire degree of that.
↖️👀What a creepy content is here guys😱😱😱
Like a fecal freak Sherlock Holmes
@@Volshebnik1 no
I would say that I have seen too much on TH-cam, I have been watching it since it’s inception through my older sister finding it. I am not a Sherlock Holmes, I am just depressed and have so many memes bumping into eachother
Jesus lookin' Sherlock holmes then.
Every gastroenterologist I've ever known would definitely be on board for proving if this is or isn't poop for the memes
How many times has Charlie called it the “5 stages of denial” instead of “grief” because I’ve heard him say that a few times now.
Chatter “Im literally shitting right now”
Charlie: “How does that help in the investigation man?!” 😂😂😂
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@@punu3675 new here?
Just taking a shit myself. It helps with the immersive experience while watching this video.
Yo same
As a Turkish person who’s spent most of my dinners with various kebabs, there’s no way any kebab would have a thick cylindrical shape that size unless it was “kokoreç” (sheeps intestines) which I really doubt. It could also potentially be “köfte” however koft are much smaller in size and have clear grill markings around them. Also almost every kebab like that is cooked straight on a rod so it would be odd for it to just completely slump on one side, therefore, what we are looking at is an impressive turd
As a Brit who's consumed a lot of doners after a night out here in the UK, I've never had doner meat served in that way. It's always shaved off the rotisserie. And I agree, it's not a kofta. It's definitely a box of crap.
@@H0n3yMonstah kebab in this case is not doner kebab. It’s shish kebabs which are meat on a skewer grilled over charcoal completely different from doner kebab
@@H0n3yMonstah exactly. Every kebab I ever had (I tried them in Croatia, Serbia, Spain and Italy) had meat in the shape of thin leaves shaved off a large chunk (several kilos) of meat on a rotisserie. Never in my life have I seen or heard of a kebab as a fat log-like chunk of meat. Also if you look at the creases in the "mystery meat"... shit has creases that look just like that
@@ms_0317 tried those, they are usually hard and cannot bend naturally after being cooked while the one in the pic clearly bends downwards in the right third of it. So it's clearly mushy/soft, undercooked meat is never that brown so idk how it would be soft enough to just bend to adjust to the surface undearneath it. Also if you look at the last third of the "kebab" the colour is darker, kinda like a dude hadn't shat in a few days and had his shit from two separate meals squeeze together into one (hence the different colours)
even if it was the right sized kofta with no grill marks and not on a skewer, koftas don't have that type of discolouration bc it's just mince, so the color is uniform throughout even if there's spices etc. like could you possibly get the creases w the mince? yes but not to THAT level of detail and variation unless you sat there and maybe hand sculpted every crease on the kofta
Glad to know people like you are helping to solve this mystery
i feel like this: 3:37 is so damning because in that lighting it really looks the same as the picture, just hidden under the toppings
The fact that he brang in a poop expert to look at the picture and conclude: Yes, this indeed might be poop. Is the funniest shit I’ve seen today.
No pun intended
brought. Brang reads like a knife sliding on a plate
Brang
It's simple. It's the entity that crossexists between "The world's most perfectly shat across a salad turd" and "the world's shittiest kebab"
@@Instabruh.User.. you're a nobody.
@@Instabruh.User.. reported
finally, the average person can get a glimpse of arfid
I love that the train of thought was specifically gastroenterologist AND THEN the kabab expert and not the other way around
I believe the most likely reason Lee deleted the image is because he took the picture as a joke, it was a gag poop, and he had completely forgotten about it, then when he heard someone was trying to figure out who he was, he's just some regular dude that doesn't want the fuss, so he deleted it because it doesn't matter to him. It's the least exciting answer, so it's probably the most likely.
"It's like Death Note.. but if Light was shitting"
This is one of the greatest quotes of modern history.
I've heard Charlie referred to as "the person who can say the weirdest stuff in the most casual of ways" and I think that's just one more example of that
this reminds me of that one always sunny episode. I think it was a joint effort.
I was thinking the same thing. No one really makes such clean poops. It's either food, or a toy.
"What's my cut" is the most Blackpool thing imaginable.
Truly wouldn't expect anything less
@@-Nihilus- nice pfp
@@meleechicken 🐐 piece
"It's not just the poop, it's the mystery *behind* the poop." - Dennis Reynolds
That business is gonna sue for "Deification of Character" now, eh!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YESDS I WAS LOOKING FOR DOMEONE TO MENTIKN IT
What a rollercoaster of emotions
for some reason it surprised me that their other reviews were just so normal
Justin Whang is in the case, and now even Charlie, the man who solved the Jack The Ripper case, is in on it too, that just shows you just how serious this mystery is, to shit or not to shit? That is the question
I'm team shit. And I firmly believe that Lee R decided to just shit on a Kebab for a hate review of the restaurant.
I'm also a Shitter. The grooves, color change and the piece of corn (bottom left) is what gives it away.
Yeah, and I think when he got the messages on insta he got scared and deleted the reveiw
@@Instabruh.User.. and you're gone
yeah
little tidbit about this, the picture is a lot older than the review. First time i saw it was around 2013-14
I live in Blackpool, we found this restaurant by accident while looking for a kanan place to order from. Sent it to the family gc and my dad called the restaurant to tell them someone was passing a photo of poop off as a review, never bothered following it up, this was September 24th 2021. Absolutely fuckiing wild that I just threw a video on for while I’m going to bed and I see that photo again after completing ly
Never seen a kabab like that but definitely flushed a few of the same turds
If I had a nickel every time the past 24 hours where Charlie says “The 5 stages of denial” and implies that “grief” is one of the stages, instead of vice versa, I’d have two nickels
Which isn’t that many but it’s weird that it happened twice
I love that reference 😂
If I had a nickel for every time someone made this reference, I'd have a hell of a lot more then two nickels. Which is a lot, and it's weird that it keeps happening.
It's like people saying should of instead of should've.
@@cmja09 should've = should have. It's not the same thing
??? i know. that's why i was comparing it to the original comment
That is absolutely shit. As an MD I can confirmed that this is nothing more and nothing less than an ENORMOUS shit. Notice the darker end? This was a shit that had been brewing for a while. It is darker because it had been inside for longer and contains less moisture than the rest of the log of shit
I am team turd.
Or a fake gag turd placed on top
But if it's poop then the turd should have the same breath, but it's wide at one end and narrow at the other
@@Ali-lm7uw Understandable, but consider this ; If one is in a hurry or constipated, the squeezing action of the rectum will in turn meld the shit into a thinner taper until it escapes, or breaks from rigidity.
Imagine that being brought out to your table.
6:10 Although I agree that shitty cooks can make food look like shit, I would like to see someone so bad at grilling that their hotdogs/sausages get shit grooves in them.
Charlies reasoning for it not being poop is extremely weak. "Nobody could poop so perfectly in a box!"
Dude... Let me introduce you to the unending horror that is scat pr0n.
Please don't.
I 100% think it is poo especially since the restaurant said they thought it was a troll post. Some friggin goon has famous poop right now lmao
@@100gecsrbetterthangod5 literally lmao. I've taken some keepers like that before.
@@100gecsrbetterthangod5 I mean, if a Gastrologist says that it is most likely a poorly made kebab than I would take his opinion. The restaurant owner also seem to think that it wasn't likely to be poo.
Nah im good
Alrighty something I think we overlooked here:
That’s a big piece of “whatever”, but there’s nothing on the top of the lid. If that was closed it would be smooshing it. I vote poop, because if all that was brought home in a take-out container, there would be juice or something on the top lid.
Besides the fact that is if was shit it would literally smear all over the top lid
@@haywood5621 only if they closed it after but I’m thinking the pic was taken after it was dropped fresh
You don’t get kebabs like that in the UK. It is traditionally sheared meat from a spit, google UK Doner Kebab. That was human shit.
@@haywood5621 the point is that they dumped it fresh
Yep, the go-to kebab is doner (shavings), if it was a shish kebab it'd either be chunks of meat with charred pepper/onion or a much more uniformly shaped minced mea kebab, and it wouldn't be smooth like that photo. This is either a real dump or a really convincing toy turd - the darker section on the right shows exceptional attention to detail if it is fake
Those grooves are not typical
I didn't even know this was a thing, but now I need to know
Wubby: "I'm nervous no one will like the video I took two years to make"
Everyone: "turd kebab will consume my life"
TH-cams greatest mystery is why JCS was pretty much "canceled".
Dude made excellent videos, and all of a sudden he's blacklisted.
Yeah that's a shame JCS channel was very very good indeed.
@@gilou275 agreed 100x
Who’s JCS?
@@mastertubbily1812 he did videos on criminal interrogations and analyzed them, interesting stuff and there are a lot of channels that do similar content that were inspired by him
@@cringeproof100 ah, thanks
This is my first time seeing this but I had to go to the original post just to like it because of the crazy amount of effort and due diligence
Never knew the existence if this before the video. Now I have a need for this to be solved.
Funny how the gastro expert laughs at poo even though he sees it daily at work.
Dont read my name!😑.
It had to be funny how it was presentated so dramatically
I think the sheer hilarity of seeing the glistening turd upon a kebab.
@@MbitaChizi k
I thought Charlie was doing a bit at first, but now I'm genuinely confused how someone WOULDN'T think that's shit 🤢🤢
Yea that 100% ain't no kebab nor meat in general, at least towards the end he did start to opt for gag poo, which I think is far more likely than real poo based on how presentable the thing is
@@jonathanpilcher337 this looks exactly like every shit I have ever taken
@@jacobsellars7896 pics?
It's got that dry part at the beginning and smooth part on the end. Definitely shit.
5:00 "He's gonna interview a pile of shit next. Do you know this guy?" lmfao 💀
Looks like leftover meat chunks that have been vacuum sealed together, like smooshing slightly dry playdoh pieces with one another.
After solving Jack the ripper and D.B. Cooper, Charlie tackles his greatest mystery yet
“It’s like Death Note, except if Light was shitting at kebab restaurants, I guess.”
👨🍳👄👌
When Charlie called it a “load” I legally passed away.
This is like if the "Who Pooped the Bed" episode of It's Always Sunny were adapted for CSI
The object looks too wet to have been picked up after being shat out; there would be fingerprints / pressure marks if it were, and if not it's remarkable that there are no streaks of residue anywhere else after such a perfect landing. That being said, the almost completely yellow-ish color of the object indicates that this is likely not meat; when meat or other organic substances turn brown (from a process known as Maillard reaction), it's usually a lot darker (like the brown tip of the object). Also, if it was grilled to that color, we should see uneven coloring based on surface's height from the grill, but instead only the narrow tip (which should in theory be actually undercooked) is darker.
Perhaps the reason why the gastroenterologist and kebab expert were both thrown off were probably because it was neither; I think Charlie mentioning gag-poop is the by far the most likely case (laminated rubber or playdough). It would also explain why the original post was removed, as negative publicity like this gives the restaurant justification to initiate a serious libel case.
My favorite part of all this is people in the 1900s probably expected great technology advancement but instead we’re on a blues clues hunt to figure out whether this substance is kebab or doo doo
It could just be an oily sheen
I ruined your 69
dude someone prolly just undercooked a “doner” kebob and shaped it that way. And kinda has a fast food greasy look.. not even fake poop resembles awfulness of a crappy kebob
@RunItsTheCat
As somewhat of a Kabab connoisseur from the middle east, I have never seen Kabab look like that in my entire life. It's simply impossible for ground meat Kabab to come out with grooves and dual colors.
If someone managed to make a Kabab like that one, you might as well call it shit.
I had a buddy who would flip the seat down in McDonald's or wherever. Drop a log right onto some TP he laid on top of seat. Then he would proceed to take a pile of rolled up TP and grab the log and use it as a big crayon and write offensive comments on the walls. Kids today have no idea what people use to have to do to entertain themselves AND post comments to the community before we had smartphones.
paymoneywubby & Critikal stream collab would be kinda badass
Charlie's previous video: Hang on guys I'm not gonna show you all shit but I'm going to look at it myself, there's no way that's okay to show everyone
This entire video:
Well it's a mystery
“no youtube, it’s a kebab I swear”
"There's no way someone took a shit that presentable"... oh Charles, how surprisingly innocent you are for your position in the world. Someone can absolutly drop a picturesque turd like that. I'm actually a bit surprised stuff like this isn't more common. Many times in my unfortunate life have I seen a single, long, perfect turd laid out like a staged piece of art. But this picture is pretty hard to nail down, it could definitly be a kebab.
Never have I ever seen in my life meat in any form to look so bad. It's either a well made gag poop or our man just took a dump
You really said all that just to backpedal lol
They’ve obviously never shitted thru a cookie cutter
it’s 100% not kebab. whether its poop or fake poop, that is real the question imo
I mean EDP did it
NGL Charlie, I've legit taken poops exactly like that. I would have to bite a towel or something when it's coming out. Entire toilet snakes that sometimes clog the toilet itself.
I could easily lay a steaming pipe on that platter.
Lee was probably worried about crazy internet people spamming him for the rest of time once this video came out
It's a shit. My brother was a caretaker in a primary school, and the things those kids did in those toilets were nightmare -inducing. The pinnacle was one of the 'mind the wet floor' cones, with a big poo stuck in the hole at the top. So some kid had picked it up and put it in there. And it was my brother's job to pull it out.
That's a joke, right? Th... that has to be a joke
@@damjanp7920 nope. I promise you on my kids ' lives its not. And the amount of piss, up the walls, all over the floor, just swimming in piss, on the daily.
Wubbys so desperate to close this case, he’s gonna recreate the crime scene
never thought i would see my hometown in one of your videos, that's crazy. being from blackpool i really wouldn't be surprised if it was actually a poop. some of the takeaway places round here are baaad
I love his style of journalism it really keeps you interested
There is literally no way that is meat, that’s a log, 1000%.
idk if its a shit mate, but it is VERY possible it is
I love how certain you sound LOL
I want to imagine in that last point made of Google taking it down that one employee exclaims that it's a fake review because it's clearly a turd and another google employee interjects and says it actually just looks like a bad kebab so it's a legit review and should stay up
I came to see a mystery and left with an incredible experience
You can literally see the right side being drier than the left side, because it came out right side first. The left side was more moist because it was further away from the exit, it probably started with a struggle to get it out. Then, it came out nice and smooth after the dry part was out.
Penguinz definitely has a 32gb flash drive inside his head filled with random jokes
Right? Imagine being so unironically funny
… do you not know what being funny is?
The roller coaster of emotions
“I’m having a hard time figuring out these grooves”
Here's another theory. Lee R, if we believe his reviews, has a son. What if the son logged in on his dad's account and posted a prank review?
Logged in, logged on, then logged off
@@pancakeslapp I see what you did there.
I'm really inclined to think that Lee R was actually that english football player just bc of the timing of the second Lee R review immediately after being in contact with the investogator
@@SlopTopPapa I don't, pls explain?
@@Diesel_Budgie Dude logged in, dropped a fat log, and logged off
as a Persian the way I've always made and ate kebab was by using a meat skewer and the thing is, a lot of the time even though you press the meat as hard as you can it ends up falling off when grilling so to be able to cook a kebab that disproportionate without it falling is not possible. they might have used another technique (but by it presumably being served in a Turkish restaurant I highly doubt that another method was used)
The other method used here was shitting
First thing I thought when you said poop couldn’t be that well presented on the box- you never considered the “dry transfer” technique.
I literally did not expect Charlie to watch this video. Yet the most weirdest mystery i ever seen
“There’s no way took that presentable off a shit to put in a box” I could 100% take a shit in my toilet on literally ANY day of the week; and if I pulled it out of the toilet and stuck it in a box, it would look JUST like that 😂
Brag?
Exactly!!
Neither of you mentioned the possibility of it being dog shit. I used to have a large dog and he took dumpers that looked just like this. Perhaps even photoshop. There are *loads* of possibilities
Loads of possibilities. See what you did there.
They ruled out edits though 🤔
Ha! Loads
In a few years I hope we see this on
“Cold Case Files.”
Damn, this was so unexpected. A deep investigation.