Weird Ways to Burn 200 Calories

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  • @hannahkhan2689
    @hannahkhan2689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23843

    *Step 1* : bake brownies/cupcakes/cookies (whatever you want)
    *Step 2* : put them in the oven
    *Step 3* : forget about them
    200+ calories burnt :)

    • @Muyuyu439
      @Muyuyu439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      lmfaooo, but then you have to clean out the oven and who wants to do that :)

    • @riyaranjitkar7142
      @riyaranjitkar7142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +838

      @@Muyuyu439 Extra calorie burn 😂

    • @Muyuyu439
      @Muyuyu439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@riyaranjitkar7142 tru

    • @talaramadan1895
      @talaramadan1895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      AHAHAHAHAHA😂

    • @Sonnyy21
      @Sonnyy21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      also house burnt after leaving the oven running

  • @444fame_
    @444fame_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43826

    I feel like running for 20 minutes will be a lot easier

  • @mochijr.4464
    @mochijr.4464 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31167

    I should be skinny considering how much I watch youtube and tv

    • @lizzythememer6983
      @lizzythememer6983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      same

    • @mahnoorjunaid257
      @mahnoorjunaid257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Jeremiah Scott same

    • @HasSalute
      @HasSalute 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No

    • @Wasteman365
      @Wasteman365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Nah, you should be a lazy piece of shit.. like me!

    • @majikhu5171
      @majikhu5171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Well, if you eat too much while doing almost nothing then...

  • @Deiwea
    @Deiwea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4617

    I brushed my teeth for 45 x 2 minute sessions. My gums are completely eroded away, and my mouth won't stop bleeding. Thank you

    • @leroyspeelt
      @leroyspeelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Next tims use rebar isntead of a tooth brush

    • @andreab5622
      @andreab5622 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂

    • @chgreenxx
      @chgreenxx ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol for real. All that for only 200 calories? No thanks 😵

    • @shauni_jade
      @shauni_jade ปีที่แล้ว +26

      now you can start chewing your favorite gum without those pesky teeth that make it boring

    • @kelly-dq9cf
      @kelly-dq9cf ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh god that sounds painful...

  • @bro-ty3cn
    @bro-ty3cn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14941

    I'll take the 20 minutes of running, thank you.

    • @yahya2231
      @yahya2231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      A JACKAL you should skipping . just 15 minutes and 5 minutes shorter than running.

    • @emilleanthonette
      @emilleanthonette 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      I'll take singing my favourite song 23 times, thank you.

    • @kermitsewerside
      @kermitsewerside 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Samira Rose idk if it’s necessary trying to be superior lol, they literally just think running is the easiest option??

    • @imsugarfreeimjustnotsugafr3878
      @imsugarfreeimjustnotsugafr3878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      *i'll text in my Phone all Day, while Vibing to my Jams, Thank you Very much*

    • @itplus7
      @itplus7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me 2

  • @zhiyong9097
    @zhiyong9097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5639

    I'll just take sleeping, i can burn a thousand calories

    • @lily-coulson
      @lily-coulson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      zy yaaa no wonder my brother is so skinny he sleeps all day

    • @namjoonsbae2479
      @namjoonsbae2479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@lily-coulson youe bratha is uncociously fasting lmao

    • @ylanairias6255
      @ylanairias6255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Might as well die to be skinny 🤩

    • @imtrying2335
      @imtrying2335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeesh do you sleep for 18 hours or something

    • @leroyspeelt
      @leroyspeelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My grandpa is so skinny he became a skeleton 🤩 he is sleeping for decades now 🤗

  • @lexihawkins465
    @lexihawkins465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33566

    I think he burned 200 calories by making this video😂

    • @samriwelkeish7981
      @samriwelkeish7981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Asmr feelings 😆

    • @yourmum1450
      @yourmum1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      More than that

    • @vihangafernando7382
      @vihangafernando7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha😁😁yeah

    • @Yasmine-ib1je
      @Yasmine-ib1je 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lexi hawkins I burned 200 calories just watching this.

    • @asjarant3319
      @asjarant3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣That IS the Best coment i'v seen in a long timee🤣🤣🤣

  • @ameliabennett6093
    @ameliabennett6093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2496

    the fact that I have to do all of this to burn one slice of pizza ...

    • @alphastriker5799
      @alphastriker5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😭

    • @finbob5
      @finbob5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      You don't. Just don't eat over maintenance.

    • @vexologist
      @vexologist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      damn

    • @leroyspeelt
      @leroyspeelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And then you eat 5 more slices

    • @user-en5vj6vr2u
      @user-en5vj6vr2u ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And that’s a tiny slice of pizza too

  • @official_tony_the_tiger
    @official_tony_the_tiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7302

    Eat 200 calories on opposite day

    • @anayoutube8958
      @anayoutube8958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Lmao I wish everyday was Opposite Day then 😂

    • @peepeepoopoonahhhhhh
      @peepeepoopoonahhhhhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ana TH-cam but then every move you make, you get continuously fatter and fatter and the only way to lose weight is to keep eating even if you don’t want to

    • @cscscscss
      @cscscscss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nah
      calorie 200 eats on opposite day

    • @berylscorner6321
      @berylscorner6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perfection

    • @happymasksalesman9929
      @happymasksalesman9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your profile picture is what nightmares are made of.

  • @evie8544
    @evie8544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21636

    I'll just do 400 jumping jacks....

    • @martynastepaniuk3750
      @martynastepaniuk3750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +688

      Holly It'l be around 50-80 calories. Sad, right?😣

    • @carolinahernandez2386
      @carolinahernandez2386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1470

      Martyna Stepaniuk every 2 jumping jacks is 1 calorie burnt, so 400 divided by 2 is 200, so he would be burning 200 calories

    • @carolinahernandez2386
      @carolinahernandez2386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      She*

    • @martynastepaniuk3750
      @martynastepaniuk3750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      Carolina Hernandez You might be right, but i think someone who weights around 60-80 kilograms won't really burn 200 calories just doing 400 jumping jacks. Let's assume that we can do 50 jumping jacks per minute. Burning 200 calories in 6 minutes is really close to 20 minutes of HIIT workout? I honestly would like to achieve things like this. I'm not trying to offend you, no matter how it might look, but i think that it's not how it is.

    • @ryanlobro
      @ryanlobro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      If it's for weight loss those calories would be a better option than others in this video. Actual weight loss comes from how hard you're breathing to generate the needed energy to burn calories, so yes 200 calories but of the cardio and weight loss variety.

  • @Ronro_Cosplays
    @Ronro_Cosplays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2680

    0:28 And that's how the 100 layers challenge started.

    • @bish6124
      @bish6124 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XDD YASH

    • @howdypardner6278
      @howdypardner6278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nope, Simplynailogical (regrettably) started it

    • @Dani-tq5qf
      @Dani-tq5qf 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CMC 123 no

    • @kylieb2479
      @kylieb2479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CMC 123 true

    • @yoyoitsurfavhoe1827
      @yoyoitsurfavhoe1827 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello, my name is [Kylie] Your name gives me life

  • @LoLSlowMotions
    @LoLSlowMotions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7271

    Pro tip: Sleep naked. It ll force your body to burn more calories to keep your body warm while you sleeping.
    But make sure your room is not too cold to sleep.
    Yes you burn fat while youre sleeping
    When you burn calories your body gets hotter. Thats the reason why you're getting sweated when you workout. You're burning cals, u get hot n your body trying to cooldown your body. Thats a good sign😉

    • @Claudia-p6w
      @Claudia-p6w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +759

      Meanwhile my mom walks in on me naked... Lol I don't want that to happen

    • @midnightmoon3661
      @midnightmoon3661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      I’d rather exercise because my mom would kill me. Not only that I can’t even lock my door because there is no lock, and my mom comes to my room every morning for her online work. I swear my mom will actually slaughter me if I did that

    • @yuriuwu6313
      @yuriuwu6313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Guys. Just lock your room.

    • @spicybiryani2617
      @spicybiryani2617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Nooo cuz my mom will think I'm doing unholy things

    • @yuriuwu6313
      @yuriuwu6313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@spicybiryani2617 sleep in underwear. And who tf checks her daughter at night?

  • @at-cw7ry
    @at-cw7ry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14898

    When it said 2.5 hours of surfing I thought it said 2.5 hours of suffering 😂😂😂

  • @gloriaborger7034
    @gloriaborger7034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18595

    You can burn calories when you sleep?
    *goes into a coma*

    • @kandy5129
      @kandy5129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      yeah bye bye muscle mass

    • @namkandaforever9180
      @namkandaforever9180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤭🤭👌👌👌👌💙💙💙💙

    • @zhanying3788
      @zhanying3788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I LAUGHED WAY TO HARD AT THIss

    • @zhanying3788
      @zhanying3788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      humairaa naeem hhahahahahaha thanks 😂

    • @Farah-bn6gk
      @Farah-bn6gk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      But if you're in a coma, you're not eating anything... so... you'll automatically lose weight!

  • @libagt741
    @libagt741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3845

    Just burning last 1% of my phone byeeeeeeeeeèeee..

    • @jeckjeck8363
      @jeckjeck8363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @Seeview213
      @Seeview213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @noonebossesthegarnet2890
      @noonebossesthegarnet2890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated I couldn’t agree more.

    • @Seeview213
      @Seeview213 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO ONE! BOSSES! THE GARNET! IKR! Fortnite is too overrated!

    • @simog7914
      @simog7914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated true but y the f is that here 😂😂

  • @purpleangie7176
    @purpleangie7176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    *"Singing your pop song 23 times"*
    me with my speaker: lEts gEt iT tO It

  • @monaliftza6787
    @monaliftza6787 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2473

    1:53 does copy paste count?

    • @hplovecraftOk
      @hplovecraftOk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      cheater

    • @sahemnofal9413
      @sahemnofal9413 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mona Liftza no lol, but maybe 10x more than 4800...

    • @Jasmine-ww7jl
      @Jasmine-ww7jl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +You reposted in the wrong neighbourhood nice name 😂

    • @monaliftza6787
      @monaliftza6787 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jasmine Vu WHAT ABOUT ME 😡

    • @mantictac
      @mantictac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      of course, it says 4800 words, why not?

  • @doczero1296
    @doczero1296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8738

    Who wants to make out ? let's burn 200 calories together lmao.

    • @bobguysonki514
      @bobguysonki514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Wtf 23 likes 0-0'

    • @soullessghost8456
      @soullessghost8456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DocZero xD

    • @FirstNameLastName-gu1mu
      @FirstNameLastName-gu1mu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Nice english, go back to kindergarten and chew some gum.

    • @dot2338
      @dot2338 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chocolatier #fatprobz

    • @kelbeen
      @kelbeen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      Bring a condom and we can make it 400, eh?

  • @kyle7412
    @kyle7412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2174

    will I burn 200 calories if I run around outside naked screaming "EUREKA! EUREKA!" as loud as I can????

  • @UmmPoopie
    @UmmPoopie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5136

    My eating disorder forced me to watch this 👀

  • @thementalmasteryprojet
    @thementalmasteryprojet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6775

    Calories are tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes tighter every night :3

  • @rheivenjunoblianda6989
    @rheivenjunoblianda6989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    *I got an ad saying "Stop Exercising"*

    • @nayclangaming8870
      @nayclangaming8870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here!

    • @namratadahiya6262
      @namratadahiya6262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mindvalley🐱🐱

    • @Jeff-fp8qx
      @Jeff-fp8qx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO that ad came for me too. Diet is more important when loosing weight

    • @anveshasalgaonkar5929
      @anveshasalgaonkar5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh! Is it the video where that guy says "Stop exercising. Do not exercise. Please dont"

    • @kathleendowner6506
      @kathleendowner6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂😅

  • @rhythmandacoustics
    @rhythmandacoustics 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7802

    Apprently having a colder temperature makes your burn more calories.

    • @kyleg.6072
      @kyleg.6072 8 ปีที่แล้ว +886

      Yeah, because your body has to work harder to keep its internal temperature

    • @Rome274
      @Rome274 8 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      +Kyle G. Yes that's right. You burn more calories when you are trying to keep warm .

    • @gosick442
      @gosick442 8 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      This is true. Even taking cold showers helps you burns fat

    • @eddlannister7740
      @eddlannister7740 8 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      That's why in places like Antarctica they have to eat thousand of extra calories.

    • @StuTheDawg
      @StuTheDawg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      rhythmandacoustics
      Since your body needs to generate heat some way

  • @damlabahri1659
    @damlabahri1659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    Here's how I lost weight:
    (BTW I have a prescripted diet, but my doctor said that everyone can use it and loose minimum 1kg a week. 1 kg may seem a little but it's a healthy way of losing weight)
    Cut out snacks and fizzy drinks.
    Cut out red meat and EAT MORE FISH INSTEAD.
    Also eat Greek yogurt instead of regular.
    If you get hungry in between meals eat a couple of cucumber sticks or 12/13 unsalted nuts.
    Cherry tomatoes, not regular.
    Cut out carbs to minimal amount.
    Eat berries instead of fruits.
    Have smaller portions than usual of course.
    Drink 1.5L - 2L of water everyday.
    No night snacking.
    VEGGIES ARE IMPORTANT.
    Also if someone is interested in my diet I'd happily share here precisely what I eat 7 days a week. :)

    • @charithacherry9521
      @charithacherry9521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What do you eat in a week?

    • @shaniaxo8063
      @shaniaxo8063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Realistically to lose weight all you need to do is be in a calorie deficit, which means you are burning more calories than you are eating. Because at then end of the day it’s a lifestyle change and it’s not sustainable if you never eat junk food or high carb foods again..... so as long and you are eating within your calorie goal for the day then you definitely shouldn’t restrict yourself because that’s what will end up happening if you cut your favourite foods out. It’s all about balancing. I’m currently 145lbs and have lost 30 pounds but everyday I still eat a bit of chocolate or some crisps because I know I’ll crave it and if I restrict myself I’ll end up eating way too much. So what I’m trying to say is just have a balanced diet, eat good but also have your favourite foods :))))))))
      Sorry I ranted lol 😳

    • @susantparida8369
      @susantparida8369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In vegetarian and allergic to eggs, do you have any diet recommendations?

    • @Wayeseh
      @Wayeseh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@susantparida8369 just eat till you are satisfied and make your veggies taste good and eat fruits cause you can eat a lot for less calories as long as you have 300-400 calorie deficit everyday, it will be fine.

    • @ryanhassan7291
      @ryanhassan7291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nothing wrong with carbs unless it’s processed

  • @veuvenoir4694
    @veuvenoir4694 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4327

    Type a 4,800 word story?That sounds easy!*uses copy and paste*

    • @gummybearsxd1953
      @gummybearsxd1953 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂

    • @cabanatuan95
      @cabanatuan95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You have to type each word individually to actually burn off those calories. Your not burning the same amount by copy and pasting 4800 words.

    • @ethanbassadone8378
      @ethanbassadone8378 9 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      +cabanatuan95 you must be fun at parties

    • @veuvenoir4694
      @veuvenoir4694 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      cabanatuan95 OH MY GOD I NEVER KNEW 😱

    • @zacharytaylor190
      @zacharytaylor190 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Ethan Bassadone Obvious sarcasm is obvious.

  • @MaddieFishblob
    @MaddieFishblob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9907

    I'm got some better ideas.
    1. Jump into the cold pool right after being in a hot tub (do this 20 times - I've actually done it 45 times 😜)
    2. Catch fire 🔥
    3. Instead of eating normal snacks, eat ice! (It's the only snack with negative calories)
    4. Say something sarcastic to you're mom, and get into an hour yelling match (the yelling and intense sweating will help you burn the cals)

  • @kaycgrocks
    @kaycgrocks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1998

    I can sing 23 songs lets go lets do this shit

    • @cindyfalls
      @cindyfalls 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +kaycgrocks YES GO GIRL!

    • @Gold6240
      @Gold6240 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +kaycgrocks Don't forget to send me a recording of you singing, I'll join you! aha

    • @kaycgrocks
      @kaycgrocks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SharonKoschei haha sure, any requests?

    • @Gold6240
      @Gold6240 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well I would suggest the periodic table song, but even I can't sing it xD English is not even my native tongue so imagine the struggle xD

    • @1Dyermaker
      @1Dyermaker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +GtaHorrorFan dude, just.........no

  • @seiko7547
    @seiko7547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    i sleep like 12 hours a day why am i not skinny legend

    • @maa-dadduma1214
      @maa-dadduma1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cuz aftr 8 hours of sleep our metabolism slows down...

    • @leroyspeelt
      @leroyspeelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Because you spend the other 12 hours eating

    • @hgeh4761
      @hgeh4761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bc the calories burnt during these 12 hours are part of your bmr (basic metabolic rate). They’re not “extra” calories burned, they’re what your body burns naturally everyday. If you eat more than your bmr sleeping isn’t gonna burn the surplus.

    • @lasicurezzamammamia
      @lasicurezzamammamia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leroyspeelt the only comment that actually made me laugh😂

  • @robincox2423
    @robincox2423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    A great pickup line would be "Wanna burn 200 calories together?"

  • @ahadurrahmanalif5805
    @ahadurrahmanalif5805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5119

    I'll just starve for one day.

    • @saltypotato1634
      @saltypotato1634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Taryn Chao why

    • @saltypotato1634
      @saltypotato1634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @Taryn Chao but you'll lose some weight doe

    • @saltypotato1634
      @saltypotato1634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Taryn Chao true

    • @macherirue1861
      @macherirue1861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @Taryn Chao one day of not eating isn't unhealty

    • @venisshaachenduru5678
      @venisshaachenduru5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      Don't starve yourself to lose weight. You will do more harm than good to your body by depriving it of food which is important for your body to function. Plus, even if you lose some weight, you will gain it back once you stop starving. So, there is no point starving. Instead, try eating healthier, taking more protein, drinking more water, walking more and working out. By doing that, you can lose weight and mantain it long term. Don't go super crazy over the diets because you might give up soon. Take baby steps first.

  • @clampfan101
    @clampfan101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    "You're getting kind of fat..." "I agree. Lets go in my room and burn some calories together." lol Being serious now, what does drinking too much water do?

    • @linkinl1
      @linkinl1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      You can, in a way, drown by drinking too much water. However you would have to seriously force the drinking as your body will go against it way before youre at the point of death.

    • @gabriellesmall9290
      @gabriellesmall9290 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Your brain can't absorb all the water and the electrons in your head start 2 swell and u die sooooo please don't try

    • @minmin639
      @minmin639 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Danielle Flowers Your brain doesn't absorb water... smh

    • @mishaverma9947
      @mishaverma9947 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YOᑌ ᑕOᑌᒪᗪ ᗪIE ᖴᖇOᗰ ᗪᖇIᑎKIᑎG TO ᗰᑌᑕᕼ 💦ᗯᗩTEᖇ ᗷEᑕᗩᑌᔕE TᕼE ᔕOᗪIᑌᗰ ᒪEᐯEᒪᔕ Iᑎ YOᑌᖇ ᗷOᗪY ᗯIᒪᒪ GO TOO ᒪOᗯ... ᴵ ᵀᴴᴵᴺᴷ ᴬᵀᴸᴱᴬˢᵀ

    • @minmin639
      @minmin639 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Misha Verma That font though...

  • @annacassie575
    @annacassie575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Ad : Stop do not exercise!
    Me: What do you think I am trying to do by watching this video?

  • @asifhouda7101
    @asifhouda7101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1621

    How many calories will dabbing for 1 hour burn?

  • @kpoptrash4075
    @kpoptrash4075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    1:53 That’s how my diary looks like these days.
    Oh, I love ed-jokes

  • @sarahlim6685
    @sarahlim6685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    2:10
    The fifth person down the line is meeee...

  • @sierra6594
    @sierra6594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    "Love lip balm? Try applying it 1500 times"
    VSCO girls: observe

  • @mammamia6509
    @mammamia6509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Who’s here after watching “This is 200 calories”

  • @Minale__
    @Minale__ 11 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Hmm.. 20min of running or 3h of sleeping. I think I made my choice! Good night -yawn- ..

    • @uumfri
      @uumfri 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how do you make the yawn like this?

    • @MrEtmer
      @MrEtmer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      uumfri Like -this-? You just put a "-" sign at each side of the word.
      Putting a * sign instead *makes this happen*.

    • @rolininthemud
      @rolininthemud 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -woah- cool*

    • @rolininthemud
      @rolininthemud 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bill Ray *cool?

    • @rolininthemud
      @rolininthemud 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill Ray *COOL!*

  • @ThePupSquad
    @ThePupSquad 11 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    When my mum and dad hiked the Appalachian trail, it didn't matter how much they ate, they lost TONS of weight.They could've eaten sticks of butter and burned it all off.I mean its a six month hike.I hope to hike it one day.Its a great adventure. :)

    • @leroyspeelt
      @leroyspeelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did they meat your fursona on the hiking trail?

    • @riswaymouth
      @riswaymouth ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think u would be hiking it in one day tho

    • @user-q018
      @user-q018 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@riswaymouthwhy not?

    • @ais-oohmy
      @ais-oohmy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you still alive

    • @riswaymouth
      @riswaymouth ปีที่แล้ว

      Cos it's effectively impossible lol

  • @TheGmanreal
    @TheGmanreal หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    0:36 I'm gonna ask my crush if she wants to burn some calories with me

    • @awsumsauwce
      @awsumsauwce 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂

  • @L0vethehater
    @L0vethehater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Sleeping 3 hours and burn 200 calories... that's exactly what I needed for my diet plan.

  • @tiffanydening4301
    @tiffanydening4301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Here’s an idea: HIIT workouts!!
    3 days a week, 15 minutes each day.

    • @leroyspeelt
      @leroyspeelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeeeeaaaaaah... no

    • @pickle1517
      @pickle1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      boxing is rlly good roo

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I recently heard of that too

    • @Gabriel_JudgeofHell
      @Gabriel_JudgeofHell 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      or running, 10mins is 100calories

  • @muribnightmare7591
    @muribnightmare7591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    See you again in a couple of years when this gets recommended to everybody again

  • @joekim9790
    @joekim9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    A lot of people don’t realize this but the majority of calories burned is due to things you cannot control (body heat, digestion, cognition, etc.) the best way to control how much you weigh is how much you eat and what you are eating. Rule of thumb is calorie deficit (less than around 2000) and variety in foods (fry to “eat the rainbow” in produce aisle, not the chip aisle)

  • @baconator8389
    @baconator8389 11 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    This guy's voice makes these videos so much better. :D

  • @noplea3063
    @noplea3063 10 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Can I pretend I'm kissing someone, but actually kissing nothing in front of me?

    • @alliyahpreston
      @alliyahpreston 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I HOPE THATS TRUE

    • @nicclone5700
      @nicclone5700 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      To answer your question well yes, you can pretend nothing is in front of you however it's the friction and convection of heat that actually helps the burning of calories when kissing, not to mention dopamine and epinephrine is high while kissing so you're body is in that "flight or fight" mode, your body's metabolic catabolism (breakdown from complex to simple compounds) is higher, your vital signs are also higher; your body is wired to burn when kissing someone.
      TL;DR you burn way less with kissing without a partner to kiss with.

    • @jameslukekennedy
      @jameslukekennedy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nic Clone so your saying kissing makes you either want to beat the shit out of the person, or run away from them?

    • @Kupkaik
      @Kupkaik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kissing someone causes me to burn alive. Got it!

    • @ArchaicStigma
      @ArchaicStigma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No... These are all just descriptions of cardio meant to increase heart rate.

  • @giulianacorpuz6719
    @giulianacorpuz6719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "How about playing Chopsticks on the piano for an hour and a half?"
    Me: *sigh* here I go....

  • @mirencbajraktari2813
    @mirencbajraktari2813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Mom : What are u doing
    Me : Im doing an esey for school
    Mom : Proud of me
    (Me typing 4800 story words for burning calories😳)

    • @Sk-sp6jk
      @Sk-sp6jk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does typing on a phone work too or no

  • @DominoPivot
    @DominoPivot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Those t-shirts look blue and gold to me...

    • @eileengarcia8007
      @eileengarcia8007 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Shut......up......😐

    • @katarinaorevic7559
      @katarinaorevic7559 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      -.-

    • @hamidaqanbari8869
      @hamidaqanbari8869 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      l

    • @DominoPivot
      @DominoPivot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus Christ Jesus Christ...

    • @richirex888
      @richirex888 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please dont take the Lords name in vain. Please consider accepting Jesus. Thank. Amen and Shalom :)

  • @eddyqiu8883
    @eddyqiu8883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    WHY DID YOU WRITE ON THE PIANO?!

    • @harrybarodawala3588
      @harrybarodawala3588 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +Eddy Qiu he used a white board marker, calm down

    • @asdf7108
      @asdf7108 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thats not a valid reason to write on a piano..

    • @maddie7414
      @maddie7414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +asdf jkl;

    • @asdf7108
      @asdf7108 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maddie G how do u know my cousin?

    • @lpsloverlocks2382
      @lpsloverlocks2382 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Maddie G You get a cookie for that comment

  • @joycoleen4792
    @joycoleen4792 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I'm off to watch friends and take a nap, I'll be fitting into my bikini in no time!

  • @r.i.pmosquito577
    @r.i.pmosquito577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I gained 200 calories by listening to the number of times "200 calories" was mentioned in the video😂

  • @SlightSmile
    @SlightSmile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    1:54 look at the bottom left
    183 words. Seems legit

    • @theparrot271
      @theparrot271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Including the title 😂

    • @fade2008
      @fade2008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Parrot That includes the title too

    • @academicfailure8182
      @academicfailure8182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alright, you have 183 likes-

    • @minis_mochi4683
      @minis_mochi4683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BuStEd

    • @cutecatz111
      @cutecatz111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg u hv 555 likes 😭😭

  • @ab.r6s
    @ab.r6s 10 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Honestly, running for 15 minutes seems more logical than chewing gum for 18 hours. Trust me, its not that hard once you get used to it, and after a good run, you'll actually feel pretty good about yourself. Which to me, is funner than surfing through channels all day. :)

    • @leroyspeelt
      @leroyspeelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I cant keep up for 5 mins :/

    • @hgeh4761
      @hgeh4761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@leroyspeelt at the beginning that’s perfectly normal! Everyone when they first start out running stops several times during their run, is super slow, etc,. The thing is to keep doing it, bc gradually you’ll become better, and one day you’ll realise youre able to run 20 mn without stopping or do a 5k in 30 mn! But that can’t happen if you don’t start and suck at the beginning and keep going, bc running is kind of a journey :)

    • @metra8604
      @metra8604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i cant run how long do i need to walk

    • @peptheforeversuperiorbeing3000
      @peptheforeversuperiorbeing3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@metra8604 to burn 200 calories? probably an hour at 3mph (average walking speed), 45 minutes at 3.5mph (quite brisk), and 30min at 4mph (light jog or extreme speedwalking).
      if you want to burn more calories while walking, strap some heavy things to you like ankle weights. you'll burn more!

    • @scunitommy
      @scunitommy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peptheforeversuperiorbeing3000 never knew ankle weights were a thing, thanks for sharing that :)

  • @icyivy6406
    @icyivy6406 9 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    'Watch TV to burn Calories!'
    Who needs fitness anyways? **chews nachos**
    Btw im so thin i almost have anxiety...

    • @adelaalomerovic1620
      @adelaalomerovic1620 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Icy Ivy
      Those Nachos are giving you calories. :P

    • @icyivy6406
      @icyivy6406 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Zerydinium 371 You people and your (NOT EXISTING) understanding of jokes these days...

    • @adelaalomerovic1620
      @adelaalomerovic1620 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Icy Ivy
      Well it isn't the best joke ever. :P

    • @icyivy6406
      @icyivy6406 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zerydinium 371 Well i didn't say that it was, im terrible at making jokes anyways. But this isn't a chat, soo lets stop talking.

    • @joshuaemuslan8076
      @joshuaemuslan8076 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Zerydinium 371 well your comment is not the best either :P

  • @alwayshappy9366
    @alwayshappy9366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    If you are watching this in 2020
    Then admit it, this was in your recommendation, you didn't search for this

    • @Kei-ij3lg
      @Kei-ij3lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually did search for it ...

    • @sogsufabs8564
      @sogsufabs8564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just came back to watch asapscience in this quarintine once more

  • @benJ432
    @benJ432 11 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    so if i write a short story ive burned 200 calories, does that mean if i copy and paste it ive lost 400 calories.

  • @joshlehto1586
    @joshlehto1586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I’m eating while watching this

  • @WanderingZenith
    @WanderingZenith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    At lunch, the cafeteria is so loud that I'm able to sing all my favorite songs without anyone noticing

  • @blimm8995
    @blimm8995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    my anorexia : WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @luzifer8841
    @luzifer8841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "By singing your favorite pop song 23 times"
    Rip I don't like pop

    • @cherfancherfan6682
      @cherfancherfan6682 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol😂😂

    • @the_diminished_sixth
      @the_diminished_sixth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why

    • @adelam4903
      @adelam4903 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@the_diminished_sixth because people have different tastes? I don't like country just because I don't like the way it sounds and it's not for me
      Just like idk why I like other genres

    • @robertdenirosfeet8708
      @robertdenirosfeet8708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well since I'm emo I can just sing I'm Not Okay 23 times and burn off more calories by screaming too much

    • @robertdenirosfeet8708
      @robertdenirosfeet8708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well sing DESTROYA 23 times and lose a few more calories with the intense moaning

  • @sethm8432
    @sethm8432 9 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Isn't it weird that ASAPscience always has gullible in the description?

    • @sethm8432
      @sethm8432 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh no xD

    • @AwesomeAnything
      @AwesomeAnything 9 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I actually fell for it xD

    • @LanternLooney
      @LanternLooney 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh my god... WHY??? XD

    • @chuchutrain9727
      @chuchutrain9727 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I was like why would they have gullible in the description? Are their vids jokes or something? Meh oh well -keeps scrolling through comments- OOH I GET IT HA!

    • @brendanho9008
      @brendanho9008 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Isn't it weird that you're being original?

  • @Awhcas
    @Awhcas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How to burn calories the easy way: *find a few people named calorie and continuously roast them.*

    • @anjana.sa23
      @anjana.sa23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nahh xd

  • @babycakenerds
    @babycakenerds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i just appreciate the back ground music, it’s so classroom-y

  • @anonymousarmadillo9750
    @anonymousarmadillo9750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I got a Subway ad before this

    • @astreacosmix8410
      @astreacosmix8410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got a McDonald's ad.

    • @Blahblahd1
      @Blahblahd1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i got a taco bell as

    • @FWR-rn9fr
      @FWR-rn9fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got a lingere ad

    • @maowy
      @maowy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      very adequate

  • @tannem2006
    @tannem2006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Who watches this knowing the only thing from this video you're going to do is laugh?
    Me:* raises hand in the air*

    • @mayahabbert1827
      @mayahabbert1827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And sleep

    • @IdiotToonz
      @IdiotToonz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0:32 *_cough cough_* me *_cough cough_* maybe

    • @tannem2006
      @tannem2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @☁️ maybe you should go to therapy

  • @TobuHM
    @TobuHM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    1:49 put those fingers to good use
    Me: oh yea!

  • @evilcorgi1367
    @evilcorgi1367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    My eating disorder and my ocd benefit greatly from this! Thank you!

  • @shrutis
    @shrutis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    ASAP: Write a 4,800 words story
    Me: (copy and paste in half minute) .....and DONE!!!

  • @cascade7641
    @cascade7641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    guess I'll just laugh my way through fitness

  • @Killerdp234
    @Killerdp234 11 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    What if you tuchew gum, watch the 4 sitcoms on a DVD and wright a 4800 word essay at the same time, and use sugar free gum instead, also drinking your daily amount of water and going to the bathroom and singing your favourite heavy metal/song that makes you move your mouth and or head a lot (or possibly recite a tongue twister) in however long that takes? Surely that would burn more calories

    • @factinfantasy
      @factinfantasy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      really it would burn only the same amount do to the fact that, how the brain works is this: it can only compleatly focus on one thing at a time so while you could do all those things at the same time, without the breain focusing on all of those musces being acttive at once you would only burn roughly 250 calories doing that entire thing for 8 hours. it would work better if you focused on a muscle group like say the face, and watch a sitcom chew gum(dont choke) and sing your favorite song for roughly 2 and a half hours would burn about 300 calories... so yeah there ya go

    • @assassinbbx
      @assassinbbx 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      factinfantasy What!? No.

    • @rimshasohel9037
      @rimshasohel9037 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well you wud disappear after some time then😂😂

  • @fantasyastrid8206
    @fantasyastrid8206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    10 mins of workout for every like

    • @jaxn02
      @jaxn02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      570 minutes of workout (9.5 hours)
      good luck and have fun

    • @mickroyster6442
      @mickroyster6442 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      10 hours of exercise

    • @azekia
      @azekia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man's going at 10h40m of workout

    • @Gabriel_JudgeofHell
      @Gabriel_JudgeofHell 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the most i worked out straight was 2 hours and 10 minutes, and the most in one day was 4 hours
      you are dead

  • @angellin2999
    @angellin2999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Say something sarcastic to your mom, and get into an hour or more yelling match (the yelling and intense sweating will help you burn the calories)

  • @hannah7351
    @hannah7351 8 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    How many hours of Pokemon Go continuously walking at a constant pace?

    • @jnbaker7422
      @jnbaker7422 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      50 minutes. Walking is approx. 1.5 times slower than running to 150% extra time seems just bout right.

    • @ashkanahmadi
      @ashkanahmadi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wrong. walking is 1.5 times slower however you don't use as many muscles when you walk as when you run. When you run, you use almost every single muscle in your body. When you walk, you don't use many muscles. It's not just speed but also efficiency.

  • @Happyornot-i6k
    @Happyornot-i6k 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:55 this is what my vent word doc about my ED actually looks like.

  • @sasageyo2286
    @sasageyo2286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    0:36
    me: *But I'm still 15...*

    • @martinduggan2060
      @martinduggan2060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So…😂

    • @theangrypotato4587
      @theangrypotato4587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@martinduggan2060 🤨📸

    • @OUITACCOUNT
      @OUITACCOUNT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@martinduggan2060um…

    • @RohitKulan
      @RohitKulan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's time...

    • @Ann13pl4yz
      @Ann13pl4yz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s time lil bro

  • @adriannarase1127
    @adriannarase1127 10 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I really need to get back in shape. Since, having sex for 1 hour makes you loose 200 calories...what are you doing tonight? ;)

    • @FiredemonX95
      @FiredemonX95 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sure xD

    • @rachelhaughenberry7374
      @rachelhaughenberry7374 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      LOSE 200 calories. Although, I suppose it makes you somewhat loose, too.

    • @Carlitosway211
      @Carlitosway211 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Banging is way better than working out! Gotta do mad positions, get that "full range of motion" work out.

    • @adriannarase1127
      @adriannarase1127 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm still virgin... hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahha **cries in the corner**

    • @Carlitosway211
      @Carlitosway211 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      卌 Beatrix Hood 卌 You'll be ok.... One day...

  • @EDx3
    @EDx3 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Congrats on the 1M+ Subs guys!
    You are one of my most favorite and interesting channels to watch!

  • @sophiatstran
    @sophiatstran 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Im gonna go on my computer every day and type "calories,calories,calories,..." for like an hour while watching tv and singing a song

  • @sevvalrabia7425
    @sevvalrabia7425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It‘s 2020 and TH-cam recommends me a Video from 2013 while i am eating Cookies 😂

  • @saikalagotla5271
    @saikalagotla5271 11 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    How to study for a test?

    • @rangognochi
      @rangognochi 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sleep nutrients and actually read your textbooks for about i'd say 5 hours maybe.

  • @cabot2jville2010
    @cabot2jville2010 10 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    people, 3 hours of sleeping means you are WASTING 3 hours of your life doing nothing but laying there with no conscoius thought. 20 mins of running improves your heart health, improves your cardio vascular system, AND saves you 2 hours and 40 minutes for EXPERIENCING life, and you will experience it feeling much better because you run 20 minutes a day, running isn't meant for burning calories, it's meant for improving your heart and body. eating less lowers caloric intake but you aren't getting the benefit of exercise.
    please, exercise 20 minutes a day minimum, it only gets easier and your body will adapt to make you actually enjoy it

    • @sackbauer12345
      @sackbauer12345 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      cabot2jville2010 and still you are wasting your time writing a comment on TH-cam and waiting for an idiot to answer... .now you have EXPERIENCED some shit.
      (Just kidding)

    • @howllevi251
      @howllevi251 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      wow this is one of the wrost comments i ever seen cabot

    • @TheMariofan222
      @TheMariofan222 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      EXPERIENCE MY ASS! im going to sleep! have fun falling uconscoius in the middle of your running.

    • @Snowflake28936AJ
      @Snowflake28936AJ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sorry, but not sleeping can kill you c:

    • @inglouriosbastard
      @inglouriosbastard 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dat pony lover I don't want to experience your ass.

  • @JordanMetroidManiac
    @JordanMetroidManiac 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm a pianist, and I'm also a classical music enthusiast. Sometimes I play the piano for an hour and a half nonstop (it's so fun)! I will usually be practicing Mozart's 12th sonata, first movement. Chopsticks is nowhere near as energy-consuming as Mozart's sonata, so it really makes wonder... How many calories am I burning when I play Mozart's 12th sonata for a hour and a half?

  • @zkpbz
    @zkpbz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That video was the strongest motivation to just go and run for me 🙂

  • @yellowsausage7714
    @yellowsausage7714 11 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Jerkin it - 50 calories

    • @kylesmithisawesome
      @kylesmithisawesome 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol

    • @MoarKitteh
      @MoarKitteh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Obviously fake, I'd be as thin as paper if that were true.

    • @kylesmithisawesome
      @kylesmithisawesome 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?!

    • @margauxrunas6394
      @margauxrunas6394 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      MoarKitteh
      well you eat so..

    • @yellowsausage7714
      @yellowsausage7714 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wack-Off those calories in just 3-5 minutes twice a Day!!!! You must get your HANDS around this deal pronto, HEAD on down to Nicks FELATZIO center now!!!. COME within the next 10 minutes to receive my SPECIAL package directly to you!!!

  • @boneshd_6133
    @boneshd_6133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Is that really the most fun way to do it”
    Talks about running
    “HERE I COME”

  • @mirhamansoor
    @mirhamansoor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    So I am gonna give this 4800 word thing a go, no copy and paste and i'm just gonna keep typing until I have nothing else to write about I guess. So let me begin!:
    Once upon a time in a faraway land, called America, -too boring, oh well!! So yeah asapscience is awesome! I love this video :) so yeah...I have writers block, don't know what to write about! Gonna write the lyrics of songs:
    Now i'm four-five seconds from....let it go let it go! Can't hold it back anymore! Diamond tiaras diamond rings. Ok this is boring! So if I just wrote a 4800 word story 17.5 times I'd loose 1 Ib?? Lol that's be awesome! I think I use the word so too much! Honestly who on earth would eat chewing gum for 18 hours? That's kinda silly! I would probably fall asleep lol...singing a song 23 times would probably make me lose my voice and everyone around me's ears to start bleeding (not literally...) lol so that isn't an option...would kissing the back of my hand work? These reallyy aare weird ways to burn 200 calories...I think i'll stick to running for 20 minutes;) I don't know how many words I've written at the moments...do youtube comments hhave a limit of how many characters you can use? Honestly I doubt anyone is gonna read all of this writing, but if you do, well cheers and I don't understand why you would waste some precious time reading this! So yeahh....would someone do the honors of telling me how many words I have written? And excuse my spelling mistakes I am not going o to go mack back and fix them just -i'll just re rite write them after lol...I need to stop saying lol! Ugg oi I Saif #-*-said it again! Diamonds are beautiful, everyone is neautiful beautiful, threre fore therefore whe we are all diamonds! Now I am just being stupid...I estimate that this is about 100 words so far...or maybe 800 honestly I gave have no glue clus clue lol so many typos! Let's talk about autrto autocorrect wouw wow it just autocorrected me how dare it! Iike t did I ask you to auto correct me? And how do u tell the fifferd differtebc difference between a lowcase l and a upper cas case I? I mean look, IlIlIl u can't tell the difference! That's why whern when u I rite write a letter I in upper case I add to horizontal lines a to it one at the top and one at the bottom if you know what I mesan... mean... honestly I am just ranting! Oh and summer holidays are almost oiver ;( over ;( noew now let's talk about british verses americsn American engilish! English! so british word first then American: football-soccer, Dustbin-garbage can, hoot-honk/beep, herb-**'erb, vit amen- vhy ta min, rubber-eraser, pe-gym, maths-math....and the list could go on!! Honestly I don't know why wr write we write so differently!! Lol, here we go again. Me lolling all day, like lol can I not stop lolling for one lolling moming moment* excuse my spelling! Ok now i'm bored and my writst wrists are aching, so i'm gonna stop, I wonder how many eword words I have written...oh well Ik will *I'll never lknow *know unless I. Copy this and apst *paste it on word...okay Byee, byee nice chatting to no one and ranting like a weirdo!! :P

    • @Alexis-kl5hx
      @Alexis-kl5hx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mirha Mansoor I did actually read all of this xDDDD

    • @mirhamansoor
      @mirhamansoor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alexis Gomez Lol :) thanks haha!!

    • @Alexis-kl5hx
      @Alexis-kl5hx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mirha Mansoor :)

    • @MrMysteryyy
      @MrMysteryyy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Mirha Mansoor I read it all, thanks you helped me burn about 10 calories ( i dont really know how much i really burned reading your comment but im just guessing. I also burned calories typing this out, now lets see how much you actually wrote, hold up imma copy paste that in word. Wow that was only 576 words... i did 4800/576 and got 8.34 and i did 200/8.34 to get about 23.98 which is about 24. Congratulations, you just burned 24 calories. If thats 24, i think i only burned about 3 calories. wow...

    • @mirhamansoor
      @mirhamansoor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Raj-M Haha wow thats so little it felt like i wrote 1000 words at least! :P Thx for reading haha

  • @krowen1503
    @krowen1503 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i once burned 2000 kal. I shouldnt take a nap while leaving a cake in the oven

  • @Brandonian
    @Brandonian 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I just cut my fat off with a blade. Yea...I'm that guy.

    • @jovunti
      @jovunti 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not the best idea.

    • @andothersmallthings2917
      @andothersmallthings2917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You say that like we all know a guy who cuts his fat off??

  • @luciamonzon
    @luciamonzon 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The videos of this channel are just perfect: the voice, the drawings, the way to explain it. Thanks!

  • @addie9586
    @addie9586 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Can you do video on what causes panic or anxiety attacks

    • @brookebowers3529
      @brookebowers3529 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Addie Mae good ques7ion! go google web md for johns hopkins universi7y hospi7al and ask a surgeon on call usually awnser in 15minu7es or an email -7here are alo7 of anser s 7her i am sorry i am gonna 7hrow 7his damn pc 7ha7 is broken-pardons...

    • @rusty9959
      @rusty9959 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Brooke Bowers 7

  • @paige512
    @paige512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    every time i watch these videos my mental stare gets worse yet somehow i keep watching them

  • @lemonke8132
    @lemonke8132 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    18 hours of chewing gum but 2.5 hours of watching tv? Bullshit

    • @tylerstead1575
      @tylerstead1575 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      e

    • @EllaWolfcake
      @EllaWolfcake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's true, your body is burning calories constantly because your organs and heart and lungs and everything else needs calories to survive.

    • @waddyhirshy2989
      @waddyhirshy2989 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ^ then shouldn't that be factored in for everything else????????????

    • @lemonke8132
      @lemonke8132 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Waddy Hirshy exactly what i'm saying xD

    • @ArchaicStigma
      @ArchaicStigma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basically the idea is that if you watch a really funny show you will laugh which increases your heart rate which increases the rate you burn calories at. This is the basic concept behind all cardio but for some reason he decided to obfuscate the fact that he basically says without saying it that the more tiring the physical activity, the higher your heart rate the more calories you burn. Fairly simple concept but telling people how cardio works is boring so instead he uses the fact most people who watch this aren't scientifically literate. I would love to say that he should give a more detailed explanation etc. But that would make these claims seem far more benign and it would likely lead to people challenging certain assertions. The fact ASAPScience mainly appeals to people who are laymen and isn't a bad thing. Because the alternative is people get all their science info from Partisan News Networks and late night comedy shows. I wish that was a joke I really do. But I think that videos like this have been oversimplified and they provide negative educational value since people who don't know what Cardio is or how it works just won't get it. Until they understand Cardio which is the idea that which exercise you do doesn't really matter so long as it increases your heart rate. However this isn't consistent across the board, because if your in bad shape you will get a heart rate increase walking down a flight of stairs lol.

  • @skxll5535
    @skxll5535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Sing your favourite song"
    Me:*StIlL sOfTiSh*

  • @horchata_demon5766
    @horchata_demon5766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ASPAscience: "drinking too much water can be dangerous!"
    Me: *drinks water as if it were alchohol* "A small price to save for salvation"

  • @Melow55
    @Melow55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TH-cam recommend me this after 7 years

  • @LexesOHara
    @LexesOHara 9 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    I came here just to see if sex was included in this video.

    • @yehetgalaxy1441
      @yehetgalaxy1441 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ***** lmao, eww XD

    • @LexesOHara
      @LexesOHara 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahaha

    • @HansenSWE
      @HansenSWE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Nate Corkish
      Shame!..............Shame!........Shame!

    • @Wildcat8111
      @Wildcat8111 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nate LMAO.

    • @razee.8303
      @razee.8303 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and it was

  • @zelobinksy
    @zelobinksy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm somewhat shocked and appalled that no mention of masturbation was included.

  • @drswag2
    @drswag2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I actually ran 20 minutes and I feel great! I am sweating a lot though hahaha

    • @drswag2
      @drswag2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Mary not at all my life has gotten worse since then i am now obese

    • @april_
      @april_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@drswag2 As long as you’re not injured it’s not too late to start running or walking again! Eating healthy and moving more will help you feel a lot better. It will improve your mental and physical health 😄 Start this week if you can!

    • @edge7859
      @edge7859 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@drswag2 how are you now ?

    • @drswag2
      @drswag2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@edge7859 significantly worse

    • @thijsbruijn3512
      @thijsbruijn3512 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is it going now?

  • @croft4746
    @croft4746 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always know I’m in a bad place when these videos come into my feed