I also love Yoda on drugs way too much that I should. I was looking forward to this story a lot when I saw in the community post that it would be Yoda hijinks with Anakin. Expecting there would be drugs and some evil crap. They never fail. Every What If of this kind is always better than the previous one. Cheers from France! 🍻
@@starwarsquill I'll take advantage of this Pinned Comment to say one thing: Member @aaronbeckett0714 (in a video from channel The Star Wars Galaxy) made a great suggestion. What If Obi-Wan found Mjolnir? And of course he'd be absolutely Worthy. No question there. That could lead to some amazing stories. And I figured you could make something great with it if mixed with your signature storytelling. Please consider it, and Cheers from France! 🍻
THE JEDI COUNCIL: WHAT THE HELL YODA YOU MADE SKYWALKER A JEDI MASTER HE HAVEN'T EARN IT GRAND MASTER YODA: SCREW YOU ALL EXCEPT SKYWALKER MY BEST FRIEND HE IS NOW
I just love how scared the chosen one is of spiders. Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. And how anakin considered jar jar to be a sith after he was scaird of a spider lol. Amazing story. Feel spoiled for a 2 hr long video
What if Anakin was granted the rank of master but the council didn’t have enough chairs What if Anakin threw rocks at Obi Wan after he claimed the high ground
I had a dream of this mist a few weeks ago, except there were 2, green and grey, the grey one was much more similar to what's described but only worked in a small area, like a city and the green one was meant for a much larger area but wasn't as deadly, and instead of Xenomorphs the green mist created robots and robot fish that hunted down and destroyed all organic life, it was designed to stop the spread of infection
50:01 *Cough* Bantha shit *cough* 50:13 R2 and Chopper probably have the most kills in the franchise that aren't from detonating a space station superweapon...
"My programming doesn't allow for this... Just kidding, look at your faces. Let's cover up this War Crime and get off this cursed planet." Artoo's dialogue is so well written. Quill is the goat of What If videos. Cheers from France! 🍻
It's not even close! Most What If channels are already better than Disney, but Quill put them all out to shame with these Yoda hijinks scenarios. Cheers from France! 🍻
Finel report of the Jedi genocide mission, the wookie homeworld, and all its inhabitants are gone. If you are receiving this message, do not travel here. There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind. This is General Anakin Skywalker, the last surviver and now grandmaster of the Jedi Order (beeb, beeb). Oh yes, I'm not forgetting R2.D2, and I'm still surprised this ship can fly at all.
So Kashyyk, Australia it is... Well for real, I've been waiting for a week to watch this one. I'll edit the comment if anything I say, I have. Looking forward to some Yoda hijinks I do. Cheers from France! 🍻 PS: I wanted more junkie Yoda, but him dangling a carrot over Anakin's head has me interested. And I had to stop listening to the latest TBDM album too, and I feel bad
@@starwarsquill I had to start the video over on the morning, I had drinks with friends so I couldn't appreciate the story. Making Yoda this evil with an Prometheus/Covenant crossover was quite unexpected, and I'm in. I'm still 30min though, you'll get my full thoughts later.
@@starwarsquill A'ight, so now all the Council is on drugs. At first it was just Yoda in secret, blackmailing Anakin to protect himself (and murdering Jocasta Nu). Then the Council was aware and didn't snitch on him, falsified Tax reports to cover his butt. And now everyone is on drugs, and Yoda still blackmails Anakin. Dear Force, these What Ifs are getting more insane, and your writing also gets better by each video. It seems this kind of scenarios (Murder-Yoda on drugs) are the ones giving you the most inspiration. I kriffing love it! I quickly figured there would be Aliens coming for them, and I hoped Anakin would use a Force Push before using his lightsaber so he'd be aware of their blood being corrosive. Also, Artoo... Master Of Sarcasm. Reminded me of Your Broken Galaxy's translations of Chewie's growls. And Yoda fighting with him kinda make it that when they fight in Empire make even more sense. The Jedi being paranoid Yoda wanted to murder and frame them... Oh my Force. And finally Palpatine being the scapegoat, and getting screwed over before they learned he was the Sith Lord they were looking for. I have still more to say, but it's a 2h video. I'm not about to write a novel. But know it's your best video to this day, and I hope for you and your viewers that the trend keeps going this way and every video is better than the last. Things comes back to me out out of order: Shaak Ti acting like a thug, confiscating Yoda's drugs to consume them. Agen Kolar believing he's the goat and would last more than two seconds against Sidious. Mas Ameda being murdered to cover up the Jedi (mainly Yoda) and their crimes. Having Aliens merge with Australian spiders (and maybe implied battle droids?) swarm the Jedi and even survive the vacuum of space. Which was extremely dreadful until the hyperspace jump. Again, so many things to say I have. I also need to mention how much I love how descriptive you always get. Which is what make your videos so long while never being boring. That's what makes them so great and entertaining to watch. On one end it can be hilarious, and at the same time being so horrifying. Especially when describing the end of the Wookies and setting up the looming threat about to strike. Thank you very much for this story, it was amazing! Sorry for the long comment. As mentioned I have so much to say. It's the best What If ever made yet, and I'm looking forward to whatever you have planned for us in the future. *TL;DR: You're the best.*
Against Plagius? Yeah, Palpy would get steam rolled. There was a reason he waited until his master was drunk before attacking him. From what I understand, Plagius was on a whole 'nother level in terms of combat prowess.
Is it wring that i love corrupt yoda way more than good yoda
Nahhh
I also love Yoda on drugs way too much that I should.
I was looking forward to this story a lot when I saw in the community post that it would be Yoda hijinks with Anakin. Expecting there would be drugs and some evil crap.
They never fail.
Every What If of this kind is always better than the previous one.
Cheers from France! 🍻
@@starwarsquill I'll take advantage of this Pinned Comment to say one thing:
Member @aaronbeckett0714 (in a video from channel The Star Wars Galaxy) made a great suggestion.
What If Obi-Wan found Mjolnir?
And of course he'd be absolutely Worthy. No question there.
That could lead to some amazing stories. And I figured you could make something great with it if mixed with your signature storytelling.
Please consider it, and Cheers from France! 🍻
I love how you easily do both absurd and reasonable tales
@@tefnutofhoney2832 glad you like em :)
Because Starwarsquill is demur and whatever else is part of that meme lol
I like to listen to these as I go on hikes. Last night, there were numerous times where I laughed out loud and must have looked crazy.
“Bad relations with the Wookiee, I have.”
“Had relations with their mothers, I did.”
Don't talk like me, they do.
Found out about my death stick addiction, they did.
@@samuelyoung5664 supplied it they did, pay them I did not.
🤣🤣🤣😭😭
i cannot describe this as anything less than a fever dream
The one where Yoda unleashed Xenomorphs on Kashykk 😂😂
gonna need cheif to get rid of that problem
Arachnid Xenomorphs at that!
So much nightmare fuel... Oh dear Force.
Cheers from France! 🍻
THE JEDI COUNCIL: WHAT THE HELL YODA YOU MADE SKYWALKER A JEDI MASTER HE HAVEN'T EARN IT
GRAND MASTER YODA: SCREW YOU ALL EXCEPT SKYWALKER MY BEST FRIEND HE IS NOW
Listening to this while stoned as hell is a trip and I’m loving it
The council was, too!
Transcription of Aurebesh at 2:55 : JEDI MASTER DOES HIS JOB FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 900 YEARS
2 hours? On one hand its impressive, on the other I thought it will be even longer
Haha didn’t have the time to make it longer unfortunately. Everything took longer than expected.
It's a movie and story is obsered enough to be a movie
And yet is still didn't feel like two hours, even if these videos are glorified slide shows
@@starwarsquill Less than half of what I expected
I just love how scared the chosen one is of spiders. Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. And how anakin considered jar jar to be a sith after he was scaird of a spider lol. Amazing story. Feel spoiled for a 2 hr long video
The amount of black mailing in this story is PEAK
Politics , it is .
Ahh yes, the newest installment of YoYo's Bizarre Adventures with Anakin Skinwanker!
Yoda to Anakin Lineage, also known as the Disaster Lineage 😂😂😂
Speak too soon, do not.
Time to join the chaos, Ahsoka has. Hmm
Quill just broke the world record for Star wars crack if and it is glorious.
My god- I've been binging these videos of yours and you're still making them? Outstanding. We will watch your career with great interest.
Good.
when they went to the archives,I half expected Jocastu Nu murder to happen... again...
30:34
When will we get the 2hr long "Anakin's entire thesis of Darth Plagueis the Wise"
What if Palpatine got dementia and forgot he was Darth Sidious?
Now that would be hilarious 😂
Darth Ritis
I lost it at the council scene 😂
Crack fics like this have no reason to be so well written. Awesome work!
What if Yoda had zero relations with the Wookiees? (he REFUSES to acknowledge they exist)
One of my favourites so far! Your crazy stories always hit the spot! Keep up the good work!
Gone, our favorite youtuber is. Consumed by the dank side, he is.
For real though, 2 hours is just insane 😂
Star Wars Episode 3. Revenge of the Spider.
"Go, Master Koon, to Kasyyk you will.
Bad relations with the Wookies, have I."
1:06:38 someone threw a brick LMAO! That must have been anakins contraptions in case he doesn't get the rank of master lol.
What if Anakin was granted the rank of master but the council didn’t have enough chairs
What if Anakin threw rocks at Obi Wan after he claimed the high ground
Your editing scales never ceases to amaze me, your creativity is incredible and your writing skills are very articulate
‘’ Yoda’s on spice again.”, that shit is funny as hell.
9:40 Is this foreshadowing Darth Jar Jar in this timeline?
I love how the initial premise is pretty silly, but you go so in depth with the scenario. Better writing than Disney
Fun story of Jedi mischief and Palaptine getting it in the end
Heading yoda mention no time to write a thesis it is made me almost hope this is where the dreaded thesis would arise 😂
Yes! I was hoping that I wasn't the only one to notice that! 😂
That lore is not mine to expand :)
R2, you savage you 😂
What if Obi Wan was a secret was a streamer on the Holonet.
YES
Finally I can watch it front to back. Love it. Also IDK why but seeing my name in the patreon supporter list made me happy.
This was funny and worth the wait. I hope you do another one like this.
What if Anakin followed up on his threat to take Windu’s seat?
Boy do I have something to tell you
@ I mean, yeah he technically did canonically, but you know what I mean. Grab his seat and take it.
This channel already did a video about it. Search "What If Anakin LITERALLY took a SEAT?"
1:49:19 By the Omnissiah, R2 is the only being here I'd trust...
I had a dream of this mist a few weeks ago, except there were 2, green and grey, the grey one was much more similar to what's described but only worked in a small area, like a city and the green one was meant for a much larger area but wasn't as deadly, and instead of Xenomorphs the green mist created robots and robot fish that hunted down and destroyed all organic life, it was designed to stop the spread of infection
Something tells me you changed ever so slightly more than just Yoda's relationship with the wookies 😂
50:01 *Cough* Bantha shit *cough*
50:13 R2 and Chopper probably have the most kills in the franchise that aren't from detonating a space station superweapon...
"My programming doesn't allow for this... Just kidding, look at your faces. Let's cover up this War Crime and get off this cursed planet."
Artoo's dialogue is so well written. Quill is the goat of What If videos.
Cheers from France! 🍻
That green beanie is legendary Xd
Love your shit bro
This is too good, i absoloutely love every one of your videos, theres humor and more humor :)
Better than anything from Disney (not joking)
It's not even close!
Most What If channels are already better than Disney, but Quill put them all out to shame with these Yoda hijinks scenarios.
Cheers from France! 🍻
Yoda - Skywalker some of your death sticks I need
Finel report of the Jedi genocide mission, the wookie homeworld, and all its inhabitants are gone. If you are receiving this message, do not travel here. There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind.
This is General Anakin Skywalker, the last surviver and now grandmaster of the Jedi Order (beeb, beeb). Oh yes, I'm not forgetting R2.D2, and I'm still surprised this ship can fly at all.
The Jedi’s were so corrupt that the dark side favoured them in the end over Palpatine
Ironic.
Please make more of these.
At least their volcano insurance will finally pay off
What if Count Dooku threatened to leak all of yoda dark secrets in attack of the clones?
Why does palpatine end up as a speeder victim so often?😂
And by the same driver too
Kashyyyk. A hell hole not even the Doomslayer would go to. Not because he is scared but for other reasons. Hm. Yes. 🤣
Star Wars: The Spider Episode
" Attack of the Spiders " it is .
Next time I hear "What about the droid attack on the Wookies?" I now remember this video
Yoda: “commit war crimes we must, so deal with the wookies we don’t have too.”
49:53
"I'm sorry, but as an astromech droid..." LMAO
What if ( adding to this story ) Yoda assigned Anakin to eliminate Mundi for his betrayal ?
2 hr video??? Hell yeah!!!!
black goo that transforms, twists and corrupts.... that reminds me of something due to it being so specific
What if Anakin was hiding in Mace Windu's bedroom; but the microsecond Mace Windu is about to fall asleep; Anakin whispers "Baguette" into his ear
Wow, that was a wild ride!
An Interesting Proposal, I have
What if, Alfox and SWQ are the same person?
The droid attack on the who?
This is peak star wars
So Kashyyk, Australia it is...
Well for real, I've been waiting for a week to watch this one.
I'll edit the comment if anything I say, I have.
Looking forward to some Yoda hijinks I do.
Cheers from France! 🍻
PS: I wanted more junkie Yoda, but him dangling a carrot over Anakin's head has me interested.
And I had to stop listening to the latest TBDM album too, and I feel bad
Cheers! 🍻
@@starwarsquill I had to start the video over on the morning, I had drinks with friends so I couldn't appreciate the story.
Making Yoda this evil with an Prometheus/Covenant crossover was quite unexpected, and I'm in.
I'm still 30min though, you'll get my full thoughts later.
@@starwarsquill A'ight, so now all the Council is on drugs.
At first it was just Yoda in secret, blackmailing Anakin to protect himself (and murdering Jocasta Nu). Then the Council was aware and didn't snitch on him, falsified Tax reports to cover his butt. And now everyone is on drugs, and Yoda still blackmails Anakin.
Dear Force, these What Ifs are getting more insane, and your writing also gets better by each video.
It seems this kind of scenarios (Murder-Yoda on drugs) are the ones giving you the most inspiration. I kriffing love it!
I quickly figured there would be Aliens coming for them, and I hoped Anakin would use a Force Push before using his lightsaber so he'd be aware of their blood being corrosive.
Also, Artoo... Master Of Sarcasm. Reminded me of Your Broken Galaxy's translations of Chewie's growls. And Yoda fighting with him kinda make it that when they fight in Empire make even more sense.
The Jedi being paranoid Yoda wanted to murder and frame them... Oh my Force.
And finally Palpatine being the scapegoat, and getting screwed over before they learned he was the Sith Lord they were looking for.
I have still more to say, but it's a 2h video. I'm not about to write a novel.
But know it's your best video to this day, and I hope for you and your viewers that the trend keeps going this way and every video is better than the last.
Things comes back to me out out of order:
Shaak Ti acting like a thug, confiscating Yoda's drugs to consume them.
Agen Kolar believing he's the goat and would last more than two seconds against Sidious.
Mas Ameda being murdered to cover up the Jedi (mainly Yoda) and their crimes.
Having Aliens merge with Australian spiders (and maybe implied battle droids?) swarm the Jedi and even survive the vacuum of space. Which was extremely dreadful until the hyperspace jump.
Again, so many things to say I have.
I also need to mention how much I love how descriptive you always get. Which is what make your videos so long while never being boring. That's what makes them so great and entertaining to watch.
On one end it can be hilarious, and at the same time being so horrifying. Especially when describing the end of the Wookies and setting up the looming threat about to strike.
Thank you very much for this story, it was amazing!
Sorry for the long comment. As mentioned I have so much to say. It's the best What If ever made yet, and I'm looking forward to whatever you have planned for us in the future.
*TL;DR: You're the best.*
1:03:45
It's "how to be absolutely wasted in space" not "how to be an absolute waste of space" 😂
I didn’t realize this was 2 hours long when I clicked on but I’ll be damned if I watch something else
this video along with the what if anakin literally took a seat makes the ENTIre Council look incompotent ! lmao maybe the sith were right rotfl
no way this is 2 hours
What if palpatine before being confronted by the jedi hit his head got amnesia and forgot he was the chancellor but a naboo representative
50:11 awesome ChatGPT moment.
At least R2 wasn’t made by stealing the work of others, probably. (In unauthorised ai training data I mean)
Bro what
I am willing to offer you enough credits to buy all the spice in the galaxy, just so that I may receive more Star Wars meme what ifs.
One Hour ago is crazy
the galaxy is healing
Palpatine got outplayed!
"Count Dooku can't count."😂 Edit: I like how yoda is complete psyco in this story.
youre a writing major arent you?
Yoda = Darth Hideous. ........😅😅😅😅
So, if yoda had bad relations with the wookies, there'd be xenomorphs on kashyyk?
Jocasta Nu always seems to be the last sane jedi in these crack fics...
30:30 Theisis?!??!
What if Palpatine instead of assassinating Plaugus was forced into a more conventional confrontation
Against Plagius? Yeah, Palpy would get steam rolled.
There was a reason he waited until his master was drunk before attacking him. From what I understand, Plagius was on a whole 'nother level in terms of combat prowess.
The good ending. Holy shit you need your own official trilogy
lastname of Yoda Sanchez it is
what if yoda and anakin feel in love whilst they were both addicted to deathsticks and spice 😊
What is that thumbnail🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What if anakin was trained by the whacky wahoo pizza man aka dante from dmc5
is this goo from the Death Troopers story?
What if anakin found 42?
Broo!!😂😂😂😂
darth jar jar
Ah yes, Crack Wars: The Braindead Saga
1:58:04 what's happening, what am i missing
The speeder pilot with the cybernetic arm is meant to be Candie Barr from "What if Palpatine Fell Out of His Office Window?"
@@Neil_A. Ah thanks mate
Is this goo the mnggal mnggal?
No, it is the black goo from Prometheus.
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😅
😅😊
This be interesting hahaha I^0^I👍
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