Palpatine trips own Mace's hand Yoda tripping on death sticks Jocasta Nu trips on a holocron Quill... Can I assume your death stick supplier is Candi Bar as well?
I like how Palpatine 1. Trips on a severed hand 2. Stumbles out a several story window 3. Gets hit by a car on his way down. And Anakin can only watch and just goes "what is even happening!?" Honestly, I'd have the same reaction.
Master Windex: in the name of the galactic Senate of the Republic, your windows must be cleaned. Chancellor Paperplane: as a sith, I must live with dirty windows. Master Medical Kit: it's treason then *They pull out cleaning supplies* Chancellor Paperplane *jumps out window*
Now, I just want to see a scenario where literally everyone fell out the window. The Masters that confronted Palpatine. Palpatine himself. Anakin. Commander Fox. Nearly everyone who walks into the chancellor's office to investigate what happened. As they approach the window, some shenanigan that causes them to fall out, like in this scenario, a hand that everyone keeps tripping over, or some spilt orange juice.
Everyone goes to the edge of the broken window to look down, but due to rain, it's slippery, so everyone just falls off the building, some surviving, others, not
Did you ever hear the tragedy or darth defenestratious the clumsy? He could send others out the window... but could not save himself from the same fate. His apprentice flung him out the window in his sleep
Dude, where’s my death sticks? This might just be the best thing I’ve listened to, having Yo Gurt basically go on an acid trip and drag Skin Walker into an increasingly absurd series of events. I busted out laughing at this the whole way.
Suggestion: What if palpatine suffered from multi personality disorder and did not know he was sideous? I've seen this from a few others and i think its a interesting concept.
What if after anakin told windu about shidius...windu just thought anakin was being paranoid and decided to storm the office with the other council members to greet palpatine with a pack of beers and few laughs at the absurdity of anakins revelation.
Suggest this one to Your Broken Galaxy, that's right on his alley. This dude is insane when it comes to What Ifs. Cheers from France! 🍻 PS: If you don't, I'll steal your idea and suggest it myself. I really want this madlad to try this one, but you should be the one to get the credit for it.
5:42 considering one of Palpatine's earliest misdeeds was killing a bunch of people in an impulsive thrill seeking speeder bike race, him being taken out by careless driving would be some poetic justice.
Imagine manipulating the entire galaxy, creating a galactic scale war as a way to rise from power, and at the crucial moment where caution matters the most, he slips on a severed hand like it was a banana peel and learns how to do the reverse somersault to his inevitable death. What a loser AmIRight?
I love this so much. The star wars humor ive always needed. Crack head yoda covering up murdering Jocasta Nu and blackmailing Anakin?! Its absurd yet hilarious.
Addict Yoda makes the best Quill What Ifs. He's made other timelines in which Yoda is still an addict but it goes differently. I love it. Cheers from France! 🍻
Meanwhile on Mortis, tree of the Wills, and Peridia The Ones, the wills and Abeloth watch this all unfolding with a mix of shock, indignation, and amusement The Father: "I uh don't even know how to respond to this" The Daughter: me Neither to be completely honest The Son: "I don't know about you two but this is pretty hilarious to watch" (The Wills) will of Serenity: "Goodness We knew Yoda would succumb to an addiction but to go this far is rather disturbing" Will of Anger: " we've errored in choosing Yoda to entrust our knowledge to Will of sorrow: "It is truly disappointing" Wil of Joy: "it is rather Ironic that Palpatine was done in by Windu's severed hand" (Peridia) Abeloth: *maniacal Laughter ensues within her cave* "I couldn't have thought up a more Ironic sense of whimsy and Maniacal sense of vengeance to that codgey old fart and his kids if I say so myself"
What if Chewbacca had a stormtrooper arm collection and it became a problem for the rebel alliance and Han solo had to make him get over his ripping off arm addiction..........😂
Thank you for shouting out Your Broken Galaxy, it would've been better at the start of the video since not everyone read the description, but that's the least you could've done. When you uploaded it I hesitated watching it because of YBG's video, not knowing if it was a rip-off or just you decided to run with the question in your way. I'm pleased to see it's the latter. That said, that literary description of Sidious falling is amazing! I can see him thinking "oh sh*t" when he started falling. Then, feeling he's safe when he started to brake his fall, sees the speeder and went again "oh... Sh*t" before being struck. Just great writing. Also, when the flashback from Yoda ends after he just murdered Jocasta Nu, I realized the plan: "Skywalker, help me conceal this, you will. Keep my secret you will, and keep yours, I will. If you do not, f*** you over, I will." I didn't expect where the story would go though, it was great! Junkie Yoda being granted the powers of the Time Stone and going full Dr Strange was awesome! And that hint it's not the first time he either murdered an innocent person or had to secretly dispatch of a body. Starting the video I kept thinking about the YBG's video and absolutely did not expect the true question: "What If GM Yoda used drugs that gave him prescience powers?". Great and welcomed surprise! And glad you didn't just copy YBG's style, just made it your own. I'm looking forward to more comedy videos from you. I started watching your channel because you took the ideas seriously, but now I'd enjoy watching less serious material. Anyways, I'll stop rambling. Thank you again and cheers from France! 🍻
What if Revan wasn't found in stasis until the first year of the clone wars? That would mean that Revan in his prime would be alive and well, and Darth Vitiate's spirit would still be dormant since Revan didn't awake his spirit at Yavin.
As a first timer to this channel, I was expecting a normal what if from this, A surprise i was in for, but a welcome one, You have earned a sub and like, I will be watching you're career with great interest.
I'm hyped for this because of the fact that another what if video I'm not sure if it was you but they said touching the shortest blade of grass ever so slightly could change the things of the future detrimentally and this is one of those things and I'm all for it 😂😂
Yoda bizarre adventure?
Yep!
Yoda's a spice head ......... it sure does explain a lot.
@@lordofpain3476 it is the star wars equivalent of ketamine, right?
I see it now
"Yoda's Bizarre adventures"
"A Stand, I have. No chance, you have."
This is what happens when Palpatine has slight memory loss
Palpatine trips own Mace's hand
Yoda tripping on death sticks
Jocasta Nu trips on a holocron
Quill... Can I assume your death stick supplier is Candi Bar as well?
Palpatine: DON'T JUST STAND THERE! HELP!!!
Anakin: 👀
He was about to help but then he realized palpatine was the one putting sand in his shoes the whole time and not the Jedi council
I like how Palpatine
1. Trips on a severed hand
2. Stumbles out a several story window
3. Gets hit by a car on his way down.
And Anakin can only watch and just goes "what is even happening!?" Honestly, I'd have the same reaction.
Kinda reminds me of the 3rd Robot Chicken star wars special😂😂😂
jedi and sith are always throwing themselves out of windows and into endless pits
Because they are being stupid throwing themselves.
sometimes the occasional mandalorian.
They got tired of hearing about dichotomy.
They're just being drama queens.
Especially when Anakin starts talking about his thesis.
Bro „Dementia I have, remember asking for your opinion I do not“ 😂😂😂 how are you this creative
This went from Star Wars to a crime comedy in ten minutes and I love it
It became an average Star Wars TTRPG game
"Cook we must, Skywalker! Hrmhmhm--hmhrm!" -Spiced Yoda
"Mista Yoder i need death smoker' to go light years/h!"
Yoda being Walter White and Anakin being Jesse Pinkman, …….yes, good.
What if Mace Windex cleaned the glass in Palpatine’s office instead of breaking it?
So mace would come in alone, and say chancellor palpatine your window is dirty and it's disturbing me
@@nekogamer2508 Windu: "Your windows are under arrest"
Palpatine: confused "Uhm... Master Windu, have you been using death sticks?"
Master Windex: in the name of the galactic Senate of the Republic, your windows must be cleaned.
Chancellor Paperplane: as a sith, I must live with dirty windows.
Master Medical Kit: it's treason then
*They pull out cleaning supplies*
Chancellor Paperplane *jumps out window*
@@element50-me Ah yes, the famous Sith Rules
Everyone knows the Rule of Two, but even more important is the Rule of Dirty Windows
@@element50-me order 66 doesn't get called because he can't call it for this reason so he has to make a new plan to keep his dirty windows
This was worth the hour and 20 minutes of my life I will never get back
real
Do it like I do: listen at work or on the ride home.
,, so chosen one, the window was,,
Crack master Yoda
i like how, yoda went from a wise jedi to a crack head, threatening to take anakin down with him
NGL if I was Anakin in that situation I’d burst into laughter at that sight 😂
Deadset
Imagine betraying everything you ever knew for a chance at saving your wife and then the one guy you think can save her trips and dies
@@hydromancer4916 true but then I’d find out he lied the whole time n planted the visions himself
@@hydromancer4916pure comedic timing
@@lorumipsum1129 Comedy it is, tragedy it is not!
"uh darth sidious she was."💀💀
Don't eat wookies
They are chewwie
@@denifnaf5874 actually that was a good one
palpatine trips and that makes a 90 minute video-
That's why revenge of the sith dragged on lol😂😂
At the chem dump I was honestly expecting "Anakin, sorry, I am. Have witnesses, I cannot."
Never thought I‘d see Yoda and Anakin being high on death sticks😂
😂
Well, there was that video called "What if Obi-Wan had bought the death sticks?"
And 6 months later, this video is still awesome to revisit. Everything is perfect.
Cheers from France! 🍻
PS: It seems I'm 69th.
Palpatine: Help, I have fallen and I can't get up!
Yoda: Sorry, life alert wasn't part of my obscure expenditures
*part of my expenditures, life alert was not
Now, I just want to see a scenario where literally everyone fell out the window.
The Masters that confronted Palpatine.
Palpatine himself.
Anakin.
Commander Fox.
Nearly everyone who walks into the chancellor's office to investigate what happened.
As they approach the window, some shenanigan that causes them to fall out, like in this scenario, a hand that everyone keeps tripping over, or some spilt orange juice.
Haha! That’s a great idea!
Nah, palps left his vacuum on, and it pulls them out the window.
just the world's whackiest chain reaction of force pulls.
Everyone goes to the edge of the broken window to look down, but due to rain, it's slippery, so everyone just falls off the building, some surviving, others, not
Hitman style death loop
This is what happens when mace windu tries to flip someone off from the afterlife
"I'm too dangerous to be left for dead 😈"
-Mace Windowed probably
From the afterlife, you say? Mace still breathing, he is!
When you decided to give someone...a hand😂
Did you ever hear the tragedy or darth defenestratious the clumsy? He could send others out the window... but could not save himself from the same fate. His apprentice flung him out the window in his sleep
This is the single greatest What If I have ever heard
StarWarsQuill is the best. I can't wait to see what he's cooking for us.
In the meantime I'm revisiting this one.
Cheers from France! 🍻
Dude, where’s my death sticks? This might just be the best thing I’ve listened to, having Yo Gurt basically go on an acid trip and drag Skin Walker into an increasingly absurd series of events. I busted out laughing at this the whole way.
If Palps can be a clumsy old idiot then Yoda can be a stoned old idiot why not lol
Well.. I knew yoda was on deathsticks but this... I NEED THIS TO BE AN ALTERNATIVE CANNON!
CANON
CANON
CANON
A "CANNON" IS A GUN THAT FIRES POJECTILES OR OTHER ORDINANCE
WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE SUCH TROUBLE SPELLING "CANON"??????
Suggestion: What if palpatine suffered from multi personality disorder and did not know he was sideous? I've seen this from a few others and i think its a interesting concept.
For some reason this felt like an episode of Star Wars Robot Chicken
This has about the same consistency as a Regular Show episode and the flair of a Pulp Fiction. I love it!!
I guess you could say that the window was the mace that struck down Palpatine's dark ambitions.
oh god please let this be ridiculous as it sounds
It is
I'm inclined to disagree, it's even more ridiculous than it sounds.
Not disappointed
Man this went way off the rails and I laughed the hole time
Bro must’ve been as baked as Yoda making this 😭 (this had me in tears, well done)
Palpatine should have purchased Life alert 🤣
Yoda: mmm help him from falling out the window that would not
Ah, the "He who controls the spice controls the galaxy" ending
This was stupid, but sadly a masterclass in writing
Sheer Palpatine forgot to drink a red bull to get wings lol
Palpatine: gravity please don't no please don't no no please don't kill me I'm too weak
The Dark Side of Gravity is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Overusing the dark side can make on trip and fall to your death in ways some would consider... unnatural.
Aka, what if Palpatine fell out of the Mace Window.
Anakin playing beat saber on the club guards, he is. - Yoda to Ahsoka wondering where Anakin is.
So yoda drank some spice death stick fluid and gains omnipotence
I expect this sh*t from a Zenger video. This is so insane I love it!
Palpatine:"This was not suppose to be my DESTINYYYYY!!!!" He underestimated the power of the pratfall... Anakin:"So....am I the Chancellor now?"
"Mix the soda with Yoda"
'Breaking Bad Star Wars Edition'
The spice and the deathsticks must flow!
Palpatine had a few too many Cerveza Cristal's during Order 66
What if Anakin was obsessed with building lego pod racer sets?😂
i really want episode 2 to this i laughed so much
darth sidiuos she is
master yo-gurt 😂😂
Lmao you made yoda a drunk and a death sticks addict??? ☠️
That would explain a lot.
@@equaltoreality8028I don't why but I read that in my kind as if was Mimir talks.
What if after anakin told windu about shidius...windu just thought anakin was being paranoid and decided to storm the office with the other council members to greet palpatine with a pack of beers and few laughs at the absurdity of anakins revelation.
Suggest this one to Your Broken Galaxy, that's right on his alley. This dude is insane when it comes to What Ifs.
Cheers from France! 🍻
PS: If you don't, I'll steal your idea and suggest it myself. I really want this madlad to try this one, but you should be the one to get the credit for it.
5:42 considering one of Palpatine's earliest misdeeds was killing a bunch of people in an impulsive thrill seeking speeder bike race, him being taken out by careless driving would be some poetic justice.
This feels like "What if Quentin Tarantino wrote Star Wars"
Imagine manipulating the entire galaxy, creating a galactic scale war as a way to rise from power, and at the crucial moment where caution matters the most, he slips on a severed hand like it was a banana peel and learns how to do the reverse somersault to his inevitable death. What a loser AmIRight?
So palpatine pulls a Monty Python and falls out the window😂
More accurate title: “What if Star Wars divided by Zero?”
Here are two Scenarios What if the yuuzhan vong Invasion happened during the clone wars and What if the covenant from halo We're in star wars
"Our best suppliers, luke and leia they are" -Yoda
I love this so much. The star wars humor ive always needed. Crack head yoda covering up murdering Jocasta Nu and blackmailing Anakin?! Its absurd yet hilarious.
Addict Yoda makes the best Quill What Ifs. He's made other timelines in which Yoda is still an addict but it goes differently. I love it.
Cheers from France! 🍻
I knew it yoda drinks crack! I didn't expect this to go so far left.
The future, difficult to see it is. Because stoned I am.
Just one question: Did Yoda really drink the water of life in the original timeline?
Probably
I'm starting to wonder if you were on death sticks when you wrote this
Yoda: A sacred drink, this is.
Me: 🎶Cerveza Cristal 🎶
Yoda is always on drugs in these kinds of videos
31:29
Goofy ahh Ninja is now quoting the Dune
Yoda be like: ***AY MAN! GIVE ME BACK MY WET, FOOL!***
This is what happens when you forget the floor is still wet
They can travel the galaxy but forgot to invent life alert! 🤣
Meanwhile on Mortis, tree of the Wills, and Peridia
The Ones, the wills and Abeloth watch this all unfolding with a mix of shock, indignation, and amusement
The Father: "I uh don't even know how to respond to this"
The Daughter: me Neither to be completely honest
The Son: "I don't know about you two but this is pretty hilarious to watch"
(The Wills)
will of Serenity: "Goodness We knew Yoda would succumb to an addiction but to go this far is rather disturbing"
Will of Anger: " we've errored in choosing Yoda to entrust our knowledge to
Will of sorrow: "It is truly disappointing"
Wil of Joy: "it is rather Ironic that Palpatine was done in by Windu's severed hand"
(Peridia)
Abeloth: *maniacal Laughter ensues within her cave* "I couldn't have thought up a more Ironic sense of whimsy and Maniacal sense of vengeance to that codgey old fart and his kids if I say so myself"
That is an amazing viewpoint for this.
What if Chewbacca had a stormtrooper arm collection and it became a problem for the rebel alliance and Han solo had to make him get over his ripping off arm addiction..........😂
I feel like this should be labeled as comedy.
When you ask for a hand but Mace Just gives you the whole Fist, and now you are best bros with Yoda, pulling a weekend at Bernie's with the Liberian
90 minute meme what-if? GOATed
1:27:26 Awe, man, missed the perfect opportunity, to end the video with "Dementia I must have..." _Fade to black_
you know, Ironically enough...Anakin's interference might've killed Sidious so yeah Anakin pretty much killed both Windu and Sidious
Please do more of these. This was amazing.
Thank you for shouting out Your Broken Galaxy, it would've been better at the start of the video since not everyone read the description, but that's the least you could've done.
When you uploaded it I hesitated watching it because of YBG's video, not knowing if it was a rip-off or just you decided to run with the question in your way. I'm pleased to see it's the latter.
That said, that literary description of Sidious falling is amazing! I can see him thinking "oh sh*t" when he started falling. Then, feeling he's safe when he started to brake his fall, sees the speeder and went again "oh... Sh*t" before being struck. Just great writing.
Also, when the flashback from Yoda ends after he just murdered Jocasta Nu, I realized the plan: "Skywalker, help me conceal this, you will. Keep my secret you will, and keep yours, I will. If you do not, f*** you over, I will."
I didn't expect where the story would go though, it was great!
Junkie Yoda being granted the powers of the Time Stone and going full Dr Strange was awesome! And that hint it's not the first time he either murdered an innocent person or had to secretly dispatch of a body.
Starting the video I kept thinking about the YBG's video and absolutely did not expect the true question: "What If GM Yoda used drugs that gave him prescience powers?".
Great and welcomed surprise!
And glad you didn't just copy YBG's style, just made it your own.
I'm looking forward to more comedy videos from you.
I started watching your channel because you took the ideas seriously, but now I'd enjoy watching less serious material.
Anyways, I'll stop rambling. Thank you again and cheers from France! 🍻
What if Revan wasn't found in stasis until the first year of the clone wars? That would mean that Revan in his prime would be alive and well, and Darth Vitiate's spirit would still be dormant since Revan didn't awake his spirit at Yavin.
That's a great suggestion!
Your comment needs more likes and to be made a story.
Cheers from France! 🍻
As a first timer to this channel, I was expecting a normal what if from this,
A surprise i was in for, but a welcome one,
You have earned a sub and like,
I will be watching you're career with great interest.
“One with the force she is Skywalker, mysterious its ways are”
Laughed so hard at that.
I'm hyped for this because of the fact that another what if video I'm not sure if it was you but they said touching the shortest blade of grass ever so slightly could change the things of the future detrimentally and this is one of those things and I'm all for it 😂😂
The most smallest inconvenience that could've led to the biggest impacts 😂😂
Also it works with what if Darth Maul ran over Child Anakin
Every Single Sith lord of the past: *laughs at sidious*
34:40 this shit is comedy gold
Force banana peel
1:23 The Would-Be-Emperor's fate was sealed when he made the mental comparison to sand.
So… after centuries of careful planning and manipulation, a single mistake causes the Sith’s plans to literally go out the window.
What if Palpatine and Yoda got high off the water of life, and became friends.
this was sooo good. I had the best time in a while watching this
What if Jango and Boba hid among the clones to troll Obi-wan instead of fleeing?
Darth Lords before him: *Did the man who is all of the Sith just got owned after he slipped on a fucking hand?!*
Man I love this video! I hope he does multiple parts! This is like Pulp Fiction meets Star Wars! Totally trippy!
Broooooooooo. Im dying. Lmaooooooooooo. You are a legend.
What would happen if in the moment Palpatine forgot which order executed the Jedi? Like it’s on the tip of his tongue but he can’t remember
LMAO that is great!
This is so dumb, I love it!
I feel like it could have easily become a "Star Wars: Weekend at Jocasta's" movie,but then some fool had to get rid of the body early
i am guessing that you were on spice while writting this