How To Beat Halloween

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  • It's Halloween night, but instead of partying you're trapped in a police car with the world's most infamous horror figure. What would you do?
    In this video I'm going to cover how to survive your faceoff with Michael Myers from Halloween. Thank you for watching Halloween explained and review of how to beat.
    #Halloween

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  • @datguytino
    @datguytino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    “He’s fat, short, and drunk, climbing the gate is not an option” this the kind of brutal honesty that we need more of in the world

    • @danwilliams2551
      @danwilliams2551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      lol I don't think we need more of it. The internet has made everyone act brutally honest all the time behind the safety of a screen

    • @Dasdwear
      @Dasdwear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah i think so too

    • @bohdandominiqbasilio9918
      @bohdandominiqbasilio9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dasdwear Yeah i think so too

    • @itsmegreymaloco1983
      @itsmegreymaloco1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol i cant read anymore

    • @itsmegreymaloco1983
      @itsmegreymaloco1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @cutsceneentertainment6706
    @cutsceneentertainment6706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

    10:20 I like how Micheal had to step out of the shadows like “FYI, that was my kill. He didn’t just drunkenly slip trying to climb the fence.”

    • @serghost_ph565
      @serghost_ph565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      His a polite and good boi

    • @s1rsqu1d65
      @s1rsqu1d65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      LMAO 😂

    • @Asertix357
      @Asertix357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well he's a professional. He has standards.

  • @bored1832
    @bored1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8877

    Michael is so polite he closed the car trunk after getting back his mask

    • @luffyssandal8357
      @luffyssandal8357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      True

    • @_LunarDragon
      @_LunarDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Closing the trunk is likely just a habit

    • @Sskull3031
      @Sskull3031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Bruh

    • @idiot9041
      @idiot9041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      thats literally something everyone does

    • @obamasoveralls
      @obamasoveralls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@idiot9041 it’s a joke

  • @tonker2_3
    @tonker2_3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    The woman saying she can’t do it before shooting Michael is so perfect, truly big brain.

    • @chadwickmcfaggins9734
      @chadwickmcfaggins9734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “I can’t do it, there must be another movie”

    • @johndetheshape3095
      @johndetheshape3095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Warfare is about deception
      When he is close make him think your far away
      When he is far away make him think your close

  • @cameronmcallister7606
    @cameronmcallister7606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9018

    Michael: *Looks away from Lori*
    Lori: *Disappears*
    Michael: "I have never been more proud in my entire life"

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

      She's adapting

    • @fuy1648
      @fuy1648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +826

      In reality he's been training her to become a serial killer one day.

    • @khaledalasooly6313
      @khaledalasooly6313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      i was the guy that hit the like so u got 500 likes

    • @anthonywhitlow1918
      @anthonywhitlow1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@khaledalasooly6313 ok

    • @grim1044
      @grim1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Lori:looks away from Michael
      Michael: disappears
      Lour: Aww you Too?? True siblings

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4628

    One thing to remember:
    It wouldn't be a horror movie, if the characters didn't make dumb decisions.

    • @xever2165
      @xever2165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      lmao

    • @Josebalbe
      @Josebalbe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Damn you are everywhere

    • @chriswelpher3172
      @chriswelpher3172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Hello Male without Facial Hair

    • @amirmerrity3048
      @amirmerrity3048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Not entirely true, but yeah you're right. Also I see you everywhere, we watch a lot of the same videos.

    • @mckaylamarille8630
      @mckaylamarille8630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Thing?

  • @tovact
    @tovact 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    i love how michael just casually leaves when hes being shot at and searched for by police, he just walking down the stairs like "Ight imma head out"

    • @sleepy_head6136
      @sleepy_head6136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was his cue to leave lol

    • @tovact
      @tovact 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sleepy_head6136 goodbye chat

    • @sleepy_head6136
      @sleepy_head6136 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tovact Bye

    • @Hatred_333
      @Hatred_333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @m.g7408
      @m.g7408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’s like what is this guy doing yall a bunch of freaks Im heading out right now.

  • @aizensvank5981
    @aizensvank5981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3491

    Michael: *looks away from the grandma* (aka lori)
    lori: *gone*
    Michael : *shes finally getting it :)* -sheds tear-

    • @thedroo
      @thedroo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Then gets burned with still a tear

    • @oofroblox2853
      @oofroblox2853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@thedroo lmao

    • @capolean2902
      @capolean2902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      batman can relate lol

    • @dragobertschinger849
      @dragobertschinger849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      This was all to find his heir

    • @fireironthesecond2909
      @fireironthesecond2909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@dragobertschinger849 that would be awesome if that was the sequel

  • @mikep.1802
    @mikep.1802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2077

    Always remember one of the rules in Zombieland:
    RULE #2: DOUBLE TAP

    • @rivvabear9748
      @rivvabear9748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      CoW bOyS cAn'T sHoOT sLoW

    • @leonzhang7821
      @leonzhang7821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      more like octuple tap

    • @ZuTiger
      @ZuTiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ah the memories, thank you sir 😊

    • @convolutedpeppercorn1078
      @convolutedpeppercorn1078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Most importantly cardio

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or in zombieland 2: as many shots as necessary

  • @TraxionFN
    @TraxionFN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2260

    “He’s fat, short and drunk”
    Rip that guy

    • @MiyaMam948
      @MiyaMam948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Ikr, Cinema Summary and Michael co-opped that kill

    • @kremaivan1794
      @kremaivan1794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want to like the coment but its perfektly 200

    • @Who_Flipz
      @Who_Flipz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @christianmerchant6523
      @christianmerchant6523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I would not survive I guess

    • @Who_Flipz
      @Who_Flipz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@christianmerchant6523 oof

  • @ashleighstratmann7783
    @ashleighstratmann7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I like how Lori agreed for the interview so she can use the money to help her granddaughter. It shows that although she is paranoid because of her encounter with Michael 20 years ago, A part of her is willing to support her family in the lives they chose with its with or without her. That she only wanted them to have a normal life if they want, she just wants them to also be able to defend themselves if they have to

    • @TCHNOSTRYKER
      @TCHNOSTRYKER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn’t she encounter Michael 40 years ago?

    • @GigiForShort
      @GigiForShort ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TCHNOSTRYKERyes

  • @richardhollins8820
    @richardhollins8820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    Imagine being in Halloween and saying
    “I got this, I watched cinema summary”

    • @fallingcookies
      @fallingcookies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Underrated comment

    • @kifos4052
      @kifos4052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy shit lmao😆

    • @Stint45678
      @Stint45678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But you dont prepared for 40 years

    • @wyattlewis7137
      @wyattlewis7137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know your u can rent a 150mm gun to fire at a range, just run to the end, wait a bit, then run back, and while he’s walking at you fire the gun mid chest

    • @rae_7557
      @rae_7557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

  • @vanillabits4714
    @vanillabits4714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4025

    Everyone gangsta until Michael drank a fire res potion

    • @MrTitanioo
      @MrTitanioo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      lmao

    • @aaeesha3040
      @aaeesha3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Oh no! Anyway.

    • @stxriuu
      @stxriuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh lord no

    • @CCheukKa
      @CCheukKa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      This is literally what the scriptwriters would come up with if the director says he wants another movie

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      strength n' resistance

  • @mrifix8475
    @mrifix8475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    The thing that always triggerd me in these kind of movies is that when the killer is down nobody have the idea to shoot the hell out of him

    • @dasherplayz4471
      @dasherplayz4471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ikr like if the killer is ON THE DAMN GROUND WHO KILLED MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS,YOU KNOW I AM FIRING EVERY SINGLE BULLET I HAVE INTO HIM WHETHER I HAVE A PISTOL OR LMG
      EVERY SINGLE BULLET

    • @vsparky6967
      @vsparky6967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dasherplayz4471 nah nah nah I'm stealing a a-10

    • @naranciawithaknife982
      @naranciawithaknife982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It’s Not A Horror Movie If The People Are Smart

    • @rahulpuneetsrivastava3750
      @rahulpuneetsrivastava3750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ooo no . Some ppl do that stuff . But the thing is these killers aren't palortrated to be human in any way . For eg Jason X . They pumped him with bullets in one of the movies but he survived that . Nothing kills these freaks but those cary cray grannies .

    • @iagree3742
      @iagree3742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rahulpuneetsrivastava3750 they are just too op which is cool but also frustrating

  • @hellothere3286
    @hellothere3286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Michael wasn't just staring silently at the end, he was proud of his girl to defeat him and was happily crying inside.

    • @toby7161
      @toby7161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      And then he drank a fire resistance potion for the sequel, because the only thing keeping Michael alive, is the money

    • @yourlocalmexicanhomie5168
      @yourlocalmexicanhomie5168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

    • @taga8039
      @taga8039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol he’s not dead

    • @noodlemusic18
      @noodlemusic18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Michal likes dominance 🥵🥵🥵😂😂

    • @beelieboo
      @beelieboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@noodlemusic18 w h a t .

  • @suspectxxxl2980
    @suspectxxxl2980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2778

    I love how the mother tricked Micheal with the that call of anguish, only to hand him the hardest "gotcha bitch" the world has ever seen.

    • @BnWLink
      @BnWLink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      IKR it was the best one yet

    • @blud3502
      @blud3502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      "I can't do this" said the child Who was raises by LAURIE STRODE aka baddest bih in the Planet

    • @trueking1857
      @trueking1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well she dies

    • @vaniaramsawack-wu9333
      @vaniaramsawack-wu9333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was the best 'sike' in the world.

    • @codygenereux8198
      @codygenereux8198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@trueking1857 ??? wtf no she doesnt

  • @musicalmaniac2901
    @musicalmaniac2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3769

    "How to Beat Halloween"
    Dude, just power walk away from him while calling the cops. Just make sure not to blink...

    • @ashtonyoung5257
      @ashtonyoung5257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Roll, heel, ball, toe

    • @cantwaitforhitman3989
      @cantwaitforhitman3989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Just crawl by the time he leans to pick you up you’ll be away from him

    • @mrloading6827
      @mrloading6827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      You could blink blink left eye keep right open then switch

    • @-Sir_eli-
      @-Sir_eli- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Musical Maniac why not blink

    • @brbonesporco2050
      @brbonesporco2050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why not blink

  • @archbishopTL1
    @archbishopTL1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2212

    As the saying goes, "if you don't find the serial killers dead body, there's probably going to be another movie."

    • @dreaminginethereal3831
      @dreaminginethereal3831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Except with Saw.

    • @XD-Matrix00
      @XD-Matrix00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dreaminginethereal3831 do you understand what the word probably means

    • @dreaminginethereal3831
      @dreaminginethereal3831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@XD-Matrix00 Huh? I was just saying in the Saw franchise, Jigsaw is dead but movies keep coming out.

    • @m.m9322
      @m.m9322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dreaminginethereal3831 true

    • @colynnd
      @colynnd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you were right.. another one is coming out on halloween

  • @spencerk6920
    @spencerk6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    I like how one of his reasons is "but this is Michael Myers"

    • @Alaskflls
      @Alaskflls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rain wing boi

    • @spencerk6920
      @spencerk6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Alaskflls I ain’t no rainwing I’m a hybrid

    • @curryposterizeslewashedjam3588
      @curryposterizeslewashedjam3588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s the same logic saying “because he’s Batman” lmfao

    • @OpTwentyFiveNoEleven
      @OpTwentyFiveNoEleven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nightbearer izza best fellow WoF fan’s?

    • @spencerk6920
      @spencerk6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OpTwentyFiveNoEleven yeah it’s cool, I mean it’s not the best but is good

  • @v3nusf1ytrapp
    @v3nusf1ytrapp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Don’t get too excited, in a couple years, there'll be another movie cuz somehow Michael escaped with some trap door and grew a new hand.

    • @cloutfather5808
      @cloutfather5808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      well would you look at that

    • @pixouistix
      @pixouistix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well you weren't that far off

    • @luhdrill
      @luhdrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well shiiiid

    • @gaminglichgamer4035
      @gaminglichgamer4035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a person who watched the new movie.Ye he did.

    • @v3nusf1ytrapp
      @v3nusf1ytrapp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gaminglichgamer4035 did he actually grow a hand lol

  • @EspyCrime
    @EspyCrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    In only the final bunker scene:
    1. Dump all of your ammo into him: this will obliterate him, and make sure to focus on the head and heart.
    2. If his head is intact, use the knife to decapitate him or half decapitate him.
    3. No matter what, light the house on fire.

    • @kirayu1
      @kirayu1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I was wondering why they threw Micheal into the basement with guns down there

    • @taipolar333
      @taipolar333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@kirayu1 and didn't even use the damn guns. That part really pissed me off. like HOLY SHIT are you that desperate for a sequel?!?!? you know that nigga ain't gonna die in a fire

    • @nnsrb2588
      @nnsrb2588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I bet he is alive

    • @taipolar333
      @taipolar333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@nnsrb2588 there's a sequel confirmed for 2021

    • @nnsrb2588
      @nnsrb2588 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taipolar333 ok

  • @HangingDGrunt
    @HangingDGrunt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2895

    "How to beat Halloween"
    Get Christmas decorations early

  • @jordanrcxd
    @jordanrcxd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1652

    “Hearing her screams, the boyfriend grabs a knife, ready to make the worst decision of his life.”
    BARS!!!

    • @renanmendes1299
      @renanmendes1299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Been spending most our lives livin' in a gangsta's paradise

    • @gibbsgibs
      @gibbsgibs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BARS

    • @naymos9865
      @naymos9865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@renanmendes1299 aye yo "As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i take a look at my life an realize there's nothing left."

    • @yagoofball3809
      @yagoofball3809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Living in an omish paradise oh woh

    • @checkthebush6500
      @checkthebush6500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@naymos9865 cus ive been blasting and laughing for so long that even my momma thinks that my mind is gone

  • @connortbass3228
    @connortbass3228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I love how Michael smashes the head of the one person trying to save him

    • @ninjanunch27
      @ninjanunch27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was a wannabee Dr. Loomis. The only person that could talk to Michael and understood Michael was Dr. Loomis

    • @TigerWill
      @TigerWill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ninjanunch27 and he knewed what Michael was and tried his Best to keep him away from anyone, and even tried to kill him a thousand times when others just wanted to let him alive

    • @TigerWill
      @TigerWill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wish2611 since i'm not an american eighter a british isn't a surprise

    • @GC-sv5my
      @GC-sv5my ปีที่แล้ว +2

      can you actually create a force so strong to smash someone's head by stomping on it?

  • @boy_of_war
    @boy_of_war 3 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    In that last scene I wouldn't have left his death to chance. U gotta pump his head so full of lead that's there's absolutely nothing left to reanimate in a sequel

    • @Ikilledyadog
      @Ikilledyadog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      the pump would've done only 9 damage

    • @adamvaculka3210
      @adamvaculka3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but is he dead or not?

    • @EmperorGyani
      @EmperorGyani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @NicoGaming h o w

    • @sentientchessboard595
      @sentientchessboard595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@EmperorGyani hes Michael myers

    • @rubielcorona5846
      @rubielcorona5846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adam Vaculka probably not due to Michael being set on fire previously in one of the earlier movies

  • @tanjikujo9347
    @tanjikujo9347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    *cape gets stuck*
    Edna: *NO CAPES*

    • @frozenzenberry4101
      @frozenzenberry4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Thank you. Was looking for this comment. Thought I might have to make it myself.

    • @tanjikujo9347
      @tanjikujo9347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frozenzenberry4101 np ig lol

    • @KingOfTheRoost
      @KingOfTheRoost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Honestly, it's solid advise. They look cool, but just have so many goddamn flaws.

    • @ii_ixq997
      @ii_ixq997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @Alaskflls
      @Alaskflls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *gets sucked up by plane*
      “NO CAPES!”

  • @anastasijac.r8732
    @anastasijac.r8732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    The fact that -nobody took Michael seriously in this movie until they saw him is wildddd, the grandma is a badass

    • @Lostinmyhead23
      @Lostinmyhead23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes I’m happy they didn’t lock her in some looney bin and made her so senile that she couldn’t fight back.

  • @luv.joe_
    @luv.joe_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Probably the most badass grandma I’ve ever seen-

  • @johansenhung4039
    @johansenhung4039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Laury's body: dissapears
    Michael: wait, that's my thing

    • @yaminmohmohoo2763
      @yaminmohmohoo2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      new answer
      michael:wait, that's my thing she's stole my thing basterd

  • @dawgholup
    @dawgholup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Lorie: "Oh okay-"
    Michael Myers: **1000000000 miles away**
    Lorie: *"I detect his presence."*

    • @aaeesha3040
      @aaeesha3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So true 😂

    • @megaiceyt4378
      @megaiceyt4378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      scp 96

    • @andrazprelec8263
      @andrazprelec8263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@megaiceyt4378 XD

    • @MikeSmith-wd3kx
      @MikeSmith-wd3kx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everytime I play Dead by Daylight against a Lorie. XD

    • @dawgholup
      @dawgholup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MikeSmith-wd3kx Lmao

  • @astroau7170
    @astroau7170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3734

    “So no ones is talking about how Michael didn’t receive a death penalty”

    • @Enya_artist
      @Enya_artist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Wait a damn minuet...

    • @TheOnlyMortician_TOM
      @TheOnlyMortician_TOM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      it is because anyone who is proven to be or has proof that the defendant has a mental illness will be brought to a mental hospital and will be cleared by all charges

    • @nealforreals2098
      @nealforreals2098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@TheOnlyMortician_TOM that's stupid, kinda the best way to break out of prison if someone fakes a mental illness

    • @neokai2655
      @neokai2655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      He was also put in a state prison for 40 years before they decided to move him to maximum security

    • @darknessorzahs2847
      @darknessorzahs2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@TheOnlyMortician_TOM your not cleared of all charges lmao then you wouldnt even be in a prison

  • @sleepy2276
    @sleepy2276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Micheal must of had mad respect for that grandma after he failed to kill her twice

  • @emma5175
    @emma5175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    The way he just stared at them like: good game lol

    • @7ion
      @7ion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GG

    • @maitryebhandare599
      @maitryebhandare599 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hed be thinkinh "that wasnt easy peasy lemon squeezy"

    • @brichardson342
      @brichardson342 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you clever girl ....lol

    • @m1aouzdt
      @m1aouzdt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ggwp

  • @redwolf29
    @redwolf29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    “My advice, move to Florida”
    CS: How to survive Florida man

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      no, to survive Michael, call your florida man
      then get some popcorn to watch the anime battle

    • @fireironthesecond2909
      @fireironthesecond2909 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even Cinema Summary couldn’t beat him

    • @formerunsecretarygeneralba2383
      @formerunsecretarygeneralba2383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "why you wouldnt survive Florida"

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@totallynoteverything1. now I'm curious. Who wins Micheal Myers, or a stereotypical yandere?
      Myers has super human durability, regeneration and strength.
      A stereotypical Yandere has high intelligence, supernatural skills, and strength.
      No point in asking who wins between Florida man. Florida man is just to powerful, and crazy.

    • @verycool67
      @verycool67 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @idnthaveaname5290
    @idnthaveaname5290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2966

    Michael:
    A serial killer
    Government:
    *Death penalty is no*

    • @justajukebox
      @justajukebox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      if there's a sign of a mental illness you'd be admitted to a psych ward because it could be signs of a psychotic episode

    • @idnthaveaname5290
      @idnthaveaname5290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@justajukebox but seriously though they shouldve putted him into a high security bus so he doesnt escape or tied them in a bar

    • @idnthaveaname5290
      @idnthaveaname5290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Vincent Thompson :)

    • @amychi1552
      @amychi1552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He was seen as mentally ill. You legally cannot put someone in death penalty if their seen as a "patient"

    • @naymos9865
      @naymos9865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "And oh he's crazy let's not put him in a solitary confinement chamber where he can't see light and not feed him" "oh no he needs to be outside where he can scare the $#|t out of everyone"

  • @safejewel2072
    @safejewel2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “No matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will always walk faster.”

  • @LordBaktor
    @LordBaktor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    If Michael starts following you, walk at a brisk pace until he gives up and goes to look for someone else to kill.

    • @formerunsecretarygeneralba2383
      @formerunsecretarygeneralba2383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      *Starts Walking Backwards without blinking*

    • @nobodycares99
      @nobodycares99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@formerunsecretarygeneralba2383 Michael: "wtf is that thing."
      *Runs*

    • @gaminglichgamer4035
      @gaminglichgamer4035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Honestly that's actually the smartest thing you could do including T posing to assert dominance

    • @beelieboo
      @beelieboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or you could, y’know, have weapons disguised as a costume or be in a group-

    • @gaminglichgamer4035
      @gaminglichgamer4035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@beelieboo In Halloween kills,Michael Myers was able to kill a whole team of fire fighters who had weapons and were trying to fight him.And also killed a whole angry mob that had guns and bats.He's also been shown to be literally refused by hell on many occasions.

  • @paradoxal744
    @paradoxal744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1925

    He's like 60 now, wait for the arthritis to get him

    • @jeffersonbickeryson8671
      @jeffersonbickeryson8671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lol

    • @level69chad86
      @level69chad86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      300iq

    • @San_Bndz
      @San_Bndz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      [Michael Myers]: Look behind you

    • @nikkishrum4168
      @nikkishrum4168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah fr I have it in my back and there's no way your getting up after a hard fall.

    • @tra.v
      @tra.v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Sambotron3000 He'll probably survive the fire- *hold on*

  • @Crocz213
    @Crocz213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3334

    "How to beat Halloween"
    *Don't be idiotic journalists*

    • @Kinos141
      @Kinos141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      More like psych wards don't hire psychos.

    • @agentchaos5751
      @agentchaos5751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      next up: World class knife fighter vs. Michael Myers from Halloween

    • @xxkillemxx4862
      @xxkillemxx4862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your almost at 1k likes

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@agentchaos5751 rambo?

    • @agentchaos5751
      @agentchaos5751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crimsonhunter7598 I was thinking Rambo was a Uzi or a m16 guy, I meant was a real world class knife fighter, or something similar to it, the fight would be fun to watch.

  • @geminigameplay5857
    @geminigameplay5857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Michael: *Looks back to Lori*
    Lori: *Gone*
    Michael: So that’s what it feels like ⚫️👄⚫️

  • @justyouraveragerando1733
    @justyouraveragerando1733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Michael: *Looks back at Lori*
    Lori: *Has disappeared*
    Michael: oh ho ho so now the student has become the master

  • @xanthippusarden692
    @xanthippusarden692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    This channel is getting me through quarantine!

    • @farslasher7185
      @farslasher7185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      fr

    • @StatusSymbol37
      @StatusSymbol37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ditto

    • @ccat18
      @ccat18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me too. His voice is way better than Nerd Explains and isn’t annoying

    • @xavierxkenshin6463
      @xavierxkenshin6463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is so true

    • @theboi8204
      @theboi8204 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah he is pretty good

  • @derekolla06
    @derekolla06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    I would survive by calling my boi Jason and sayin Michael Got beef with him

    • @IdkButHandlesAreUseful
      @IdkButHandlesAreUseful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mfs scared of water

    • @tobywilliams2939
      @tobywilliams2939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@IdkButHandlesAreUseful he aint scared of water he literally killed hella people in water

    • @diex1m784
      @diex1m784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dude I would call back up and ask for Freddy Krueger

    • @sylnar741
      @sylnar741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael would win no doubt

    • @BinChilling256
      @BinChilling256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "How would you beat Michael Meyers?"
    With a sledge hammer while he slept.

  • @laurynb2469
    @laurynb2469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Plot twist: Micheal is still alive because he was breathing while the credits were showing.

    • @nookambient7052
      @nookambient7052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      there is also a teaser image of his mask burnt.

    • @xinzhing8652
      @xinzhing8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      After the credits there Is a scene where a policemen comes and Michael Killa and replace him

  • @dannyn.6933
    @dannyn.6933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    10:09 "No capes!" - Edna Mode

  • @khartog01
    @khartog01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Revolvers, pump action, and lever action guns instead of high power automatics. Way to waste 40 years of prep.

    • @Terry-nr5qn
      @Terry-nr5qn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      You think she could get a manufacters license and get an ak. I understand she wants reliability over everything else but an AK is pretty reliable and she can have both lever guns and fully automatic rifles

    • @FourPerils
      @FourPerils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She wanted to double pump him

    • @GabrielGomes-lc1ef
      @GabrielGomes-lc1ef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well shotguns still have the most destructive power, so id keep those.

    • @khartog01
      @khartog01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Terry-nr5qn she's had the time to get the license needed for full auto guns.

    • @cantwaitforhitman3989
      @cantwaitforhitman3989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She should have got a desert eagle and shotgun and aim for the knees and elbows and then finish

  • @skymonster5849
    @skymonster5849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Micheal was never gonna kill her , he was only training her and her family , What a great killer !

    • @TigerWill
      @TigerWill 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But why he killed Lori's daughter husband and even her in the new movie?

  • @Iibraryofruina
    @Iibraryofruina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2378

    “How to beat halloween”
    *dont go trick or treating*

  • @terminaro
    @terminaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    "She deals with her problem with alcholism and guns" ... The american way!

    • @charliefinnmichael4770
      @charliefinnmichael4770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So only half of the way I deal with my issues

    • @rat8984
      @rat8984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Graf Trion von Eldenberg that's why it's the American way

    • @gameboom9400
      @gameboom9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And fire

    • @zydg7787
      @zydg7787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Graf Trion von Eldenberg agree its dumb now comrade want some vodka

    • @gabrieldarwin6155
      @gabrieldarwin6155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m American and I totally agree

  • @mineralfinder6822
    @mineralfinder6822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “Prison breaks are rare, around 3 in 100” ah so about the same ratio as one person in the average class. very reassuring

    • @essies4294
      @essies4294 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @hfc 3% is rare.

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was stuck in the hospital last November recovering from Covid-19. I watched this movie three times because everything else was crap. This was a surprisingly good movie, and it's by far my favourite

  • @luluthedog774
    @luluthedog774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    “The faster you run”
    “The faster Michael Myers walks”

    • @liamdagod3491
      @liamdagod3491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What if I moon run fast, does he moon walk faster¿

    • @jellywithgod4515
      @jellywithgod4515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@liamdagod3491 he he

  • @mongolutongamerz3008
    @mongolutongamerz3008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Lori:"DIED YOU FOOL!"
    michael myer:*CREATIVE MODE"

  • @personacoded
    @personacoded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I love how psychotic Cinema Summary speaks n' he's just like, "Leave her, screw him, let 'em die"
    whilst admitting he's too much of a wuss to do most of the stuff he says to do.

    • @OliverRedit
      @OliverRedit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Danny Schlongvito Sometimes you cant act like a hero because it can get you killed.

    • @OliverRedit
      @OliverRedit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Danny Schlongvito yeah ik

    • @personacoded
      @personacoded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Danny Schlongvito "He's fat and short, he probably would'a died anyways"

    • @joaquinleyva6869
      @joaquinleyva6869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OliverRedit then why repeat it? There was no point in that. TH-cam has always had some of the weirdest people in the comment section

    • @OliverRedit
      @OliverRedit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@personacoded cardio is important in these kind of situations

  • @cocoflute4781
    @cocoflute4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Someone: **grabs knife**
    Cinema summary: *he just made the biggest mistake*
    Someone: **dosent grab the knife**
    Cinema summary: *he just made the biggest mistake*
    Edit: if you’re confused ask me something :>

    • @darnity2913
      @darnity2913 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @tomderri2744
      @tomderri2744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im confused why the orcs in lord of the rings stated: looks like meats back on the menu boys!......how did they know about menus? 😮

    • @maninthesuit7277
      @maninthesuit7277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m confused how come most McDonald’s come with a triple Big Mac but no town near ago

    • @remigal899
      @remigal899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m confused how dinosaurs went extinct but I got one in my home rn

    • @dwayne8153
      @dwayne8153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im confused of why floor is made out of floor

  • @commenter3002
    @commenter3002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I like how the old lady just straight up turned her whole house into a literal fortress that was designed so that a character can show their last stand in a zombie apocalypse movie and she just burns it down, all for just a single murderer being burned alive

    • @yasmineguerin2852
      @yasmineguerin2852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She spent 40 years on that house too

    • @yasmineguerin2852
      @yasmineguerin2852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Plus he's not just a murder, he's a notorious killer

    • @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013
      @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean...calling Mike Myers a single murderer's a bit of a stretch. He's closer to a single immortal personification of evil that happened to be born her sibling. Throwing away your fortress for that, if you could be confident he would not be getting out, would probably be worth it if only because of how much you'd save on your liquor and ammunition bills alone.

    • @saniyacantey4108
      @saniyacantey4108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 yeah but there was no point of burning the place when she knows because she encountered him that fire doesn’t do shit to him

    • @JOANNLOVEDME
      @JOANNLOVEDME 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and he didn't even die

  • @momoniji6439
    @momoniji6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2660

    *A*

    • @suspendedforsexiness
      @suspendedforsexiness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Now that I think about it..

    • @error404heather3
      @error404heather3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lmaooo

    • @justsomeguy144
      @justsomeguy144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hmmmm

    • @antoniocastillo2540
      @antoniocastillo2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Criminals are usually hand cuffed cops cars do have it

    • @thesistersofbattle
      @thesistersofbattle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@antoniocastillo2540 They most certainly do not, especially not modern ones. They are divided by a steel barrier in the back to secure gear and electronic equipment.

  • @blob7800
    @blob7800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    Apparently death penalty doesn’t exist in this world

    • @gooslesspondd8378
      @gooslesspondd8378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @AR - 09ZZ 704501 Heart Lake SS ?
      “Only killed 3 people” yah that’s more than enough for death sentence

    • @roderick04
      @roderick04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@gooslesspondd8378 People actually getting the death penalty are rare and few between. The chances of him actually getting the death penalty is not even in the double digits.

    • @gooslesspondd8378
      @gooslesspondd8378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@roderick04 yep it’s kind of sad it’s so rare but this dude is fricken mad like he has done some serious crimes,has no remorse and is just crazy

    • @overrated2875
      @overrated2875 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      or biden's

    • @danluong92
      @danluong92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh if Nikolas Cruz didn’t get the death penalty you think Michael Myers would?

  • @linds7047
    @linds7047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "all that childhood abuse from her mother payed off" -cinema summary

  • @Ryder______
    @Ryder______ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    13:03 I love how cinema censors something as polite as blood on someone’s face but doesn’t censors this.

  • @dark_matter2377
    @dark_matter2377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "How to beat Halloween"
    Covid19: Done

    • @jennymaria86
      @jennymaria86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Killer hornets.

    • @M60A3
      @M60A3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even the covid don’t want him

    • @onyourleft9273
      @onyourleft9273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@M60A3 Lol

    • @Shecallsmedave
      @Shecallsmedave 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That ain't gotta stop Americans

  • @ginohenriquez8858
    @ginohenriquez8858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    "How to beat Halloween"
    1. Have a kid
    2. Name him Halloween

    • @samsunglatest7797
      @samsunglatest7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      uhhhhh

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      This comment, officer

    • @mechadonia
      @mechadonia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Inb4 “that’s not funny 🤬” comments (it is)

    • @onuspromis7166
      @onuspromis7166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cursed

    • @tnytalks74
      @tnytalks74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THIS HAS ME WEAK😂

  • @TheWorthyGamer247
    @TheWorthyGamer247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Michael: (Looks away from Lori)
    Lori: (Disappears)
    Michael: ..............I guess Im not the killer in this movie anymore.

  • @genghiskhan6185
    @genghiskhan6185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "He's fat, short, and drunk."
    Come on man, why do you have to hurt me in that way 😔

    • @changofeo4208
      @changofeo4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yo didnt you impregnate like most of china🤨

    • @blerimkuqo3321
      @blerimkuqo3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@changofeo4208 lol

    • @timothyjoshua6108
      @timothyjoshua6108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How come when I am scrolling in the comments and see one talking about what the youtuber says, it happens in the vid a second later

  • @GraveRoda
    @GraveRoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    How to beat Halloween:
    Shine flashlights in his face, drop pallets on him and 360 jukes

    • @basicwiteboyguy3295
      @basicwiteboyguy3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Best comment right here

    • @storywriters5566
      @storywriters5566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love references

    • @alexputt1725
      @alexputt1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "She could of lowered the back seat and left through the trunk"
      I bet you all cop cars have that feature just for criminals.

    • @pjgill849
      @pjgill849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And then t bag at the exit. Welcome to Halloween everyone..

    • @maccabs
      @maccabs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t forget to try and hit him in the back for the cool assassination animation

  • @kev614
    @kev614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Laurie: Do you know that I prayed every night that he would escape?
    Cinema Summary: *well this was the first mistake*

  • @danny18894
    @danny18894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "The Sole Survivor of his rampage is ready to face Michael one last time"
    More like One more time

  • @DesecratedTTV
    @DesecratedTTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    15:45 is one of my favorite moments in horror movie history. All of that skepticism over her mother's training when she was growing up, all to boils down to one fantastic moment of emotional manipulation to trick Michael into exposing himself so she could take a shot at him. The Strode women are bad ass.

  • @sanntti112
    @sanntti112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    If getting stabbed, shot, exploded, burned, and much more... And he still survives, Luckily I got Cinema Summary on my side.

    • @feliorserapheel6539
      @feliorserapheel6539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A human can take surprisingly many shots to if they aren’t critical enough. Even a shot to the head wouldn‘t always kill you if it is not correctly placed. Also is Micheal often seen to avoid explosions, somehow. He is also shown to be able to sustain horrific damage to his body.
      If you would not be able to kill him it would be worth a try to cut his hands of, which would nullify the risk of him strangulating or stabbing you, just to say, but if you would burn him or destroy his body with acid we would have no chance to come away or survive, because his is still somehow human.

    • @nobody5093
      @nobody5093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@feliorserapheel6539 Don't forget to break his knees as that will slow him down to a crawl, then you can start destroying any part of the body you want with little risk to your self.

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@feliorserapheel6539just dismember his arms and legs and laugh at him for 30 minutes

    • @feliorserapheel6539
      @feliorserapheel6539 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Atta Boy 😂👍

    • @UmVelin
      @UmVelin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@feliorserapheel6539 the reason why in the first movies is cause he basically possessed by a demon from a cult which is why he can take damage like that, michaels soul is gone.. But in the new movies idk what to say if he's still possessed by the cult or he just superhuman now 😂

  • @yashimirnocture7438
    @yashimirnocture7438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    i love how laurie pulls a michael myers move and disappears after getting thrown off the balcony

  • @ewanwaddell2082
    @ewanwaddell2082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ladies and gentlemen, there's only one thing to say.
    "NO CAPES"

  • @Matt-zd6yv
    @Matt-zd6yv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    “How to beat Halloween”
    Don’t be related to him simple and easy

    • @kryppy5313
      @kryppy5313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Wouldn’t you WANT to be related- oh wait that’s leather face, never mind continue

    • @LadyOku
      @LadyOku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@kryppy5313 Just to let you know I farted I’m not trying to be mean or anything but that was an ugly Fart I just did

    • @kryppy5313
      @kryppy5313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LadyOku ? Ok

    • @alexp4560
      @alexp4560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well none of the innocents in the house were related. Just live in california and your good

    • @markeral2155
      @markeral2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He was killing random people tho. I think the rule is: if he see you then you are dead

  • @jaqui5973
    @jaqui5973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Michael must have been a cameraman, because that man is immortal

  • @XxhugogachaxXD4543
    @XxhugogachaxXD4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    "how to beat halloween"
    FINISH HIM OFF

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FATALITY

    • @M60A3
      @M60A3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe she can destroy him physically like with the finger 13:48

    • @autobotskyflame6287
      @autobotskyflame6287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@M60A3 As a kid I always wondered why they didn't just utterly dismember these seemingly immortal killers down to the last finger segment and lock every piece in a box to be sent as far away from each other as possible...
      Yeah... now I realize that sounds absolutely disturbed. Adult me definitely wouldn't want to go against little me because he kind of sounds scaries than Micheal.

    • @pain6389
      @pain6389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PLOT

    • @XxhugogachaxXD4543
      @XxhugogachaxXD4543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do what people do on the purge

  • @Syrius_Li
    @Syrius_Li 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Michael is so cool, he can walk at a brisk pace and keep up with people in a full sprint

  • @VIOLENT6
    @VIOLENT6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Micheal went "this really do be a bruh moment" when he was staring at them as he burns

  • @yato9565
    @yato9565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    psychiatrist: "What did Michael say?"
    The Duaghter: "He said, omae wa mou shindeiru"
    psychiatrist: "NANI?"
    Michael: *Stomped on the psychiatrist head*

    • @vim6459
      @vim6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      fr tho that Psychiatrist just made the entire thing go longer than it needed to be.

    • @peterpeter5035
      @peterpeter5035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The duaghter

    • @londonsnow1850
      @londonsnow1850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      please stop let that meme die

    • @professerpercocet
      @professerpercocet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *The daughter

    • @MrSpikethefirst
      @MrSpikethefirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@londonsnow1850 I mean it works here because in the meme the guys head explodes like the psychs head

  • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
    @jimothyworldbuilding3664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The same rule applies to everything: double tap. When he was on the ground in the basement they should've blasted him right in the head then and there, and then done it again for good measure.

    • @cantwaitforhitman3989
      @cantwaitforhitman3989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And because it’s Micheal triple tap

    • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
      @jimothyworldbuilding3664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@cantwaitforhitman3989 just empty every bit of ammo you have into him.

    • @cantwaitforhitman3989
      @cantwaitforhitman3989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimothyworldbuilding3664 yep

    • @bjwill9047
      @bjwill9047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cantwaitforhitman3989 really that’s the part that I never liked about these types of movies they refuse to let the franchise die so instead of what the character you made while probaly do and continue to shoot him when he fell in the basement multiple times till his head rolls off they leave him to burn we’re he o obviously will live

    • @cantwaitforhitman3989
      @cantwaitforhitman3989 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bjwill9047 that will never happen and you know that

  • @xD-nj7yu
    @xD-nj7yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The thing about Michael is that most people start to think that he’s immortal, which he’s not. He’s human too, it’s just he’s terrifying which messes up people’s brains.

    • @obamacare9470
      @obamacare9470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *proceeds to walk out of a house that's on fire* yea sure bud

    • @shanebodden443
      @shanebodden443 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember it being mentioned that he was immortal or a demon in one of the movies? Maybe a have a bad memory lmao

  • @sebastianguerra6358
    @sebastianguerra6358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "My advice, move to Florida" I thought you wanted her to live?

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She'd fit right in, and Michael would be dealing with crackheads with the strength of a gorrila

  • @unknownchoujin1436
    @unknownchoujin1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Adults can learn a thing or two from these videos. That's what I love about these. You gain knowledge in, not just survival tactics, but in everyday life as well.

  • @froginchair
    @froginchair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    15:15
    After 40 years of training Laurie learned the "I'm still alive" trick

    • @TigerWill
      @TigerWill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next movie:she gets "killed"
      Michael :starts laughing
      Lori:wakes up and kills him for good
      She starts putting his masks ok and takes his job, but she would say before killing anyone:"die a hero or live long enough to see yourself becoming a villan"

  • @Tarumarugan
    @Tarumarugan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Michael is a National hero. Out here doing the lord’s work.

    • @TigerWill
      @TigerWill 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He killed the ones who makes sins, most of them wanted to make over and not take responsabilities over the kids

  • @therealestsnake
    @therealestsnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    You're telling me they had him LOCKED in the basement and they chose to not pump him full of bullets, but instead choose to burn a house down? This movie is horrible, because the characters who die in here die not because of bad luck, but because of incomprehensible stupidity to the point of being ridiculous. You shot him in the face and he got up? Shoot him again. He doesn't get up? Shoot him again. Keep shooting him until that skull does not exist. Shoot him until his body is split in half. Why do you have all of these guns, but only choose to shoot once? Why does your house have visible blind spots for you? It's difficult to root for the protagonists because you know given two choices, they pick the worse of the two.

    • @emoryrubyg9631
      @emoryrubyg9631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This! All of this!

    • @rowon5189
      @rowon5189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I very much agree with all of this but I still like the movie bc I think it's (mostly) visually pleasing and the acting is very good. The updated mask? Amazing. And the small details and references are a nice addition. If you don't think about all the plot holes (even tho it's hard not to bc there are so many) it's a pretty good movie.
      But yeah Michael is definitely still alive considering we never saw his dead body (and he never really stays dead anyway).

    • @durps8815
      @durps8815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's a good movie but I wish there's a parody out there where everyone unloads on Michael xD

    • @sans-yo1zt
      @sans-yo1zt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I fear no man...
      But... that THING [Low Ammo]
      *...it scares me...*

    • @jangabrielreyes4754
      @jangabrielreyes4754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep, fire all the bullets all those 40 years just to fucking burm your house

  • @scarrimfire517
    @scarrimfire517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Newsflash: Michael Myers is on the loose in Illinois, America.
    Me: laughs in Australia.

  • @cosmicwolf9918
    @cosmicwolf9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Karen: The world is not a dark place. It is filled with peace and love!
    Michael, Freddy, Jason, Chucky, Pennywise and Pinhead: Ahem

  • @hockeylife1528
    @hockeylife1528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Only real Halloween fans know that Micheal Myers can't die.

  • @galensalvador2700
    @galensalvador2700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "How to beat Halloween"
    Hire this guy

    • @MrTitanioo
      @MrTitanioo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      however, he watched the movie from a movie POV, so, it will be more difficult to "kill" Micheal.

  • @egglord7736
    @egglord7736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love these videos, great work man. The music makes it so much better it's so recognizable for this channel

  • @thenightowl2012
    @thenightowl2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Remember kids Micheal Myers once pinned someone to a door with a shotgun
    YOU CAN'T BEAT HIM

    • @nahim2lazy653
      @nahim2lazy653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He only walks so just run

    • @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver
      @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@nahim2lazy653 he has the power to make you trip on absolutely nothing, then he just has to go stabby stabby.

    • @nahim2lazy653
      @nahim2lazy653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver true but depends on the person running away. My cousins all ran from some fast dogs back in mexico so some killer shouldnt be that hard. I mean if you stopped for a lil those dogs would leave you with a shit ton of bites

    • @copperbread
      @copperbread 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayyy 69 likes

    • @freshcomic2006
      @freshcomic2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver then just walk, duh

  • @thunderz3018
    @thunderz3018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “And leaves him to burn to death” Halloween kills comes out LMFAOOO

  • @bethfrench8295
    @bethfrench8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The Halloween series is scary but to me it’s like if you don’t interfere with their life’s or live near them you will be perfectly safe

    • @beezcheese
      @beezcheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah me I live in Illinois so it scares the shit out of me

  • @nahweedman
    @nahweedman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    So uh it’s official... I’m going straight to you if anything like this happens to me.

    • @steerablebutter5329
      @steerablebutter5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Considering some of his solutions, that probably isn’t a good idea.

    • @Jade-fs6ju
      @Jade-fs6ju 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steerablebutter5329 why?

    • @steerablebutter5329
      @steerablebutter5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Jade-fs6ju have you not seen many of these kinds of videos? If not, the idea is survival at all costs, so he would sacrifice you if necessary. Though, I was mostly joking.

    • @Jade-fs6ju
      @Jade-fs6ju 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steerablebutter5329 oh right I see

    • @jangabrielreyes4754
      @jangabrielreyes4754 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You would be eaten 🤣

  • @marcvincentvosotros6025
    @marcvincentvosotros6025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    How to beat Michael Myers.
    Step 1. Let the SCP Foundation handle it

    • @TivistHG
      @TivistHG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh the scp foundation can't kill michel myers.

    • @ghostmain1538
      @ghostmain1538 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TivistHG o rly? How so?

    • @formerunsecretarygeneralba2383
      @formerunsecretarygeneralba2383 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TivistHG use scp-096

    • @omagkabacan2109
      @omagkabacan2109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No make the florida man fight Michael

    • @Shikaschima
      @Shikaschima 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TivistHG I think amoung thr forst like 200 SCPs, about 100 can kill Michael

  • @techygamer917gaming
    @techygamer917gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Michael Myers has Slenderman's stalk ability

  • @el_squashoxtra3072
    @el_squashoxtra3072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Did anyone mention how the end credits audio was him still breathing?

  • @brexxxit
    @brexxxit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    “How to beat Halloween”
    Step 1. Be European. Step 2. Just go out and get drunk.

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If Laurie comes to your city, Michael will follow her

    • @bjwill9047
      @bjwill9047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crimsonhunter7598 kick her out ban her

    • @Lampfinder1619
      @Lampfinder1619 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bjwill9047 lmaaooooo

    • @Lampfinder1619
      @Lampfinder1619 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crimsonhunter7598
      Yeah.. he will follow her everywhere she go-

  • @l.ionkno
    @l.ionkno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    i love how michael has a sense of humor, yknow he’ll kill you and then put you under a sheet, he’s not a psychopath, he’s just overly festive about halloween.

  • @AACCEEL
    @AACCEEL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    my sister said why my history is filled with this and i simply replied with *"Look, im just preparing for the worst"*