How To Beat Halloween
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ธ.ค. 2024
- It's Halloween night, but instead of partying you're trapped in a police car with the world's most infamous horror figure. What would you do?
In this video I'm going to cover how to survive your faceoff with Michael Myers from Halloween. Thank you for watching Halloween explained and review of how to beat.
#Halloween
“He’s fat, short, and drunk, climbing the gate is not an option” this the kind of brutal honesty that we need more of in the world
lol I don't think we need more of it. The internet has made everyone act brutally honest all the time behind the safety of a screen
Yeah i think so too
@@Dasdwear Yeah i think so too
Lol i cant read anymore
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10:20 I like how Micheal had to step out of the shadows like “FYI, that was my kill. He didn’t just drunkenly slip trying to climb the fence.”
His a polite and good boi
LMAO 😂
Well he's a professional. He has standards.
Michael is so polite he closed the car trunk after getting back his mask
True
Closing the trunk is likely just a habit
Bruh
thats literally something everyone does
@@idiot9041 it’s a joke
The woman saying she can’t do it before shooting Michael is so perfect, truly big brain.
“I can’t do it, there must be another movie”
Warfare is about deception
When he is close make him think your far away
When he is far away make him think your close
Michael: *Looks away from Lori*
Lori: *Disappears*
Michael: "I have never been more proud in my entire life"
She's adapting
In reality he's been training her to become a serial killer one day.
i was the guy that hit the like so u got 500 likes
@@khaledalasooly6313 ok
Lori:looks away from Michael
Michael: disappears
Lour: Aww you Too?? True siblings
One thing to remember:
It wouldn't be a horror movie, if the characters didn't make dumb decisions.
lmao
Damn you are everywhere
Hello Male without Facial Hair
Not entirely true, but yeah you're right. Also I see you everywhere, we watch a lot of the same videos.
The Thing?
i love how michael just casually leaves when hes being shot at and searched for by police, he just walking down the stairs like "Ight imma head out"
It was his cue to leave lol
@@sleepy_head6136 goodbye chat
@@tovact Bye
Lol
He’s like what is this guy doing yall a bunch of freaks Im heading out right now.
Michael: *looks away from the grandma* (aka lori)
lori: *gone*
Michael : *shes finally getting it :)* -sheds tear-
Then gets burned with still a tear
@@thedroo lmao
batman can relate lol
This was all to find his heir
@@dragobertschinger849 that would be awesome if that was the sequel
Always remember one of the rules in Zombieland:
RULE #2: DOUBLE TAP
CoW bOyS cAn'T sHoOT sLoW
more like octuple tap
Ah the memories, thank you sir 😊
Most importantly cardio
Or in zombieland 2: as many shots as necessary
“He’s fat, short and drunk”
Rip that guy
Ikr, Cinema Summary and Michael co-opped that kill
I want to like the coment but its perfektly 200
lol
I would not survive I guess
@@christianmerchant6523 oof
I like how Lori agreed for the interview so she can use the money to help her granddaughter. It shows that although she is paranoid because of her encounter with Michael 20 years ago, A part of her is willing to support her family in the lives they chose with its with or without her. That she only wanted them to have a normal life if they want, she just wants them to also be able to defend themselves if they have to
Didn’t she encounter Michael 40 years ago?
@@TCHNOSTRYKERyes
Imagine being in Halloween and saying
“I got this, I watched cinema summary”
Underrated comment
Holy shit lmao😆
But you dont prepared for 40 years
You know your u can rent a 150mm gun to fire at a range, just run to the end, wait a bit, then run back, and while he’s walking at you fire the gun mid chest
Lmao
Everyone gangsta until Michael drank a fire res potion
lmao
Oh no! Anyway.
Oh lord no
This is literally what the scriptwriters would come up with if the director says he wants another movie
strength n' resistance
The thing that always triggerd me in these kind of movies is that when the killer is down nobody have the idea to shoot the hell out of him
Ikr like if the killer is ON THE DAMN GROUND WHO KILLED MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS,YOU KNOW I AM FIRING EVERY SINGLE BULLET I HAVE INTO HIM WHETHER I HAVE A PISTOL OR LMG
EVERY SINGLE BULLET
@@dasherplayz4471 nah nah nah I'm stealing a a-10
It’s Not A Horror Movie If The People Are Smart
Ooo no . Some ppl do that stuff . But the thing is these killers aren't palortrated to be human in any way . For eg Jason X . They pumped him with bullets in one of the movies but he survived that . Nothing kills these freaks but those cary cray grannies .
@@rahulpuneetsrivastava3750 they are just too op which is cool but also frustrating
Michael wasn't just staring silently at the end, he was proud of his girl to defeat him and was happily crying inside.
And then he drank a fire resistance potion for the sequel, because the only thing keeping Michael alive, is the money
.
Lol he’s not dead
Michal likes dominance 🥵🥵🥵😂😂
@@noodlemusic18 w h a t .
I love how the mother tricked Micheal with the that call of anguish, only to hand him the hardest "gotcha bitch" the world has ever seen.
IKR it was the best one yet
"I can't do this" said the child Who was raises by LAURIE STRODE aka baddest bih in the Planet
Well she dies
That was the best 'sike' in the world.
@@trueking1857 ??? wtf no she doesnt
"How to Beat Halloween"
Dude, just power walk away from him while calling the cops. Just make sure not to blink...
Roll, heel, ball, toe
Just crawl by the time he leans to pick you up you’ll be away from him
You could blink blink left eye keep right open then switch
Musical Maniac why not blink
Why not blink
As the saying goes, "if you don't find the serial killers dead body, there's probably going to be another movie."
Except with Saw.
@@dreaminginethereal3831 do you understand what the word probably means
@@XD-Matrix00 Huh? I was just saying in the Saw franchise, Jigsaw is dead but movies keep coming out.
@@dreaminginethereal3831 true
you were right.. another one is coming out on halloween
I like how one of his reasons is "but this is Michael Myers"
Rain wing boi
@@Alaskflls I ain’t no rainwing I’m a hybrid
That’s the same logic saying “because he’s Batman” lmfao
Nightbearer izza best fellow WoF fan’s?
@@OpTwentyFiveNoEleven yeah it’s cool, I mean it’s not the best but is good
Don’t get too excited, in a couple years, there'll be another movie cuz somehow Michael escaped with some trap door and grew a new hand.
well would you look at that
Well you weren't that far off
well shiiiid
As a person who watched the new movie.Ye he did.
@@gaminglichgamer4035 did he actually grow a hand lol
In only the final bunker scene:
1. Dump all of your ammo into him: this will obliterate him, and make sure to focus on the head and heart.
2. If his head is intact, use the knife to decapitate him or half decapitate him.
3. No matter what, light the house on fire.
I was wondering why they threw Micheal into the basement with guns down there
@@kirayu1 and didn't even use the damn guns. That part really pissed me off. like HOLY SHIT are you that desperate for a sequel?!?!? you know that nigga ain't gonna die in a fire
I bet he is alive
@@nnsrb2588 there's a sequel confirmed for 2021
@@taipolar333 ok
"How to beat Halloween"
Get Christmas decorations early
I love you
Lmaoo
This comment is underrated
Kira yoshikage?
Basically just be those annoying people who do that. 😂
“Hearing her screams, the boyfriend grabs a knife, ready to make the worst decision of his life.”
BARS!!!
Been spending most our lives livin' in a gangsta's paradise
BARS
@@renanmendes1299 aye yo "As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i take a look at my life an realize there's nothing left."
Living in an omish paradise oh woh
@@naymos9865 cus ive been blasting and laughing for so long that even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
I love how Michael smashes the head of the one person trying to save him
He was a wannabee Dr. Loomis. The only person that could talk to Michael and understood Michael was Dr. Loomis
@@ninjanunch27 and he knewed what Michael was and tried his Best to keep him away from anyone, and even tried to kill him a thousand times when others just wanted to let him alive
@@wish2611 since i'm not an american eighter a british isn't a surprise
can you actually create a force so strong to smash someone's head by stomping on it?
In that last scene I wouldn't have left his death to chance. U gotta pump his head so full of lead that's there's absolutely nothing left to reanimate in a sequel
the pump would've done only 9 damage
but is he dead or not?
@NicoGaming h o w
@@EmperorGyani hes Michael myers
Adam Vaculka probably not due to Michael being set on fire previously in one of the earlier movies
*cape gets stuck*
Edna: *NO CAPES*
Thank you. Was looking for this comment. Thought I might have to make it myself.
@@frozenzenberry4101 np ig lol
Honestly, it's solid advise. They look cool, but just have so many goddamn flaws.
Lol
*gets sucked up by plane*
“NO CAPES!”
The fact that -nobody took Michael seriously in this movie until they saw him is wildddd, the grandma is a badass
Yes I’m happy they didn’t lock her in some looney bin and made her so senile that she couldn’t fight back.
Probably the most badass grandma I’ve ever seen-
Yeah-
Laury's body: dissapears
Michael: wait, that's my thing
new answer
michael:wait, that's my thing she's stole my thing basterd
Lorie: "Oh okay-"
Michael Myers: **1000000000 miles away**
Lorie: *"I detect his presence."*
So true 😂
scp 96
@@megaiceyt4378 XD
Everytime I play Dead by Daylight against a Lorie. XD
@@MikeSmith-wd3kx Lmao
“So no ones is talking about how Michael didn’t receive a death penalty”
Wait a damn minuet...
it is because anyone who is proven to be or has proof that the defendant has a mental illness will be brought to a mental hospital and will be cleared by all charges
@@TheOnlyMortician_TOM that's stupid, kinda the best way to break out of prison if someone fakes a mental illness
He was also put in a state prison for 40 years before they decided to move him to maximum security
@@TheOnlyMortician_TOM your not cleared of all charges lmao then you wouldnt even be in a prison
Micheal must of had mad respect for that grandma after he failed to kill her twice
The way he just stared at them like: good game lol
GG
Hed be thinkinh "that wasnt easy peasy lemon squeezy"
you clever girl ....lol
ggwp
“My advice, move to Florida”
CS: How to survive Florida man
no, to survive Michael, call your florida man
then get some popcorn to watch the anime battle
Even Cinema Summary couldn’t beat him
"why you wouldnt survive Florida"
@@totallynoteverything1. now I'm curious. Who wins Micheal Myers, or a stereotypical yandere?
Myers has super human durability, regeneration and strength.
A stereotypical Yandere has high intelligence, supernatural skills, and strength.
No point in asking who wins between Florida man. Florida man is just to powerful, and crazy.
Lmao
Michael:
A serial killer
Government:
*Death penalty is no*
if there's a sign of a mental illness you'd be admitted to a psych ward because it could be signs of a psychotic episode
@@justajukebox but seriously though they shouldve putted him into a high security bus so he doesnt escape or tied them in a bar
@Vincent Thompson :)
He was seen as mentally ill. You legally cannot put someone in death penalty if their seen as a "patient"
"And oh he's crazy let's not put him in a solitary confinement chamber where he can't see light and not feed him" "oh no he needs to be outside where he can scare the $#|t out of everyone"
“No matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will always walk faster.”
If Michael starts following you, walk at a brisk pace until he gives up and goes to look for someone else to kill.
*Starts Walking Backwards without blinking*
@@formerunsecretarygeneralba2383 Michael: "wtf is that thing."
*Runs*
Honestly that's actually the smartest thing you could do including T posing to assert dominance
Or you could, y’know, have weapons disguised as a costume or be in a group-
@@beelieboo In Halloween kills,Michael Myers was able to kill a whole team of fire fighters who had weapons and were trying to fight him.And also killed a whole angry mob that had guns and bats.He's also been shown to be literally refused by hell on many occasions.
He's like 60 now, wait for the arthritis to get him
Lol
300iq
[Michael Myers]: Look behind you
Yeah fr I have it in my back and there's no way your getting up after a hard fall.
@Sambotron3000 He'll probably survive the fire- *hold on*
"How to beat Halloween"
*Don't be idiotic journalists*
More like psych wards don't hire psychos.
next up: World class knife fighter vs. Michael Myers from Halloween
Your almost at 1k likes
@@agentchaos5751 rambo?
@@crimsonhunter7598 I was thinking Rambo was a Uzi or a m16 guy, I meant was a real world class knife fighter, or something similar to it, the fight would be fun to watch.
Michael: *Looks back to Lori*
Lori: *Gone*
Michael: So that’s what it feels like ⚫️👄⚫️
Michael: *Looks back at Lori*
Lori: *Has disappeared*
Michael: oh ho ho so now the student has become the master
"the youngling has become the Jedi"
Lori ??????
@@Scriniaril Um, yes?
🤣
Her name is Laurie Strode, not Lori.
This channel is getting me through quarantine!
fr
Ditto
Me too. His voice is way better than Nerd Explains and isn’t annoying
This is so true
Yeah he is pretty good
I would survive by calling my boi Jason and sayin Michael Got beef with him
Mfs scared of water
@@IdkButHandlesAreUseful he aint scared of water he literally killed hella people in water
Dude I would call back up and ask for Freddy Krueger
Michael would win no doubt
E
"How would you beat Michael Meyers?"
With a sledge hammer while he slept.
Plot twist: Micheal is still alive because he was breathing while the credits were showing.
there is also a teaser image of his mask burnt.
After the credits there Is a scene where a policemen comes and Michael Killa and replace him
10:09 "No capes!" - Edna Mode
Her wisdom is too much for us
f*cking underrated comment
Nice
@@federico-13-34 * noice
LMAO
Revolvers, pump action, and lever action guns instead of high power automatics. Way to waste 40 years of prep.
You think she could get a manufacters license and get an ak. I understand she wants reliability over everything else but an AK is pretty reliable and she can have both lever guns and fully automatic rifles
She wanted to double pump him
Well shotguns still have the most destructive power, so id keep those.
@@Terry-nr5qn she's had the time to get the license needed for full auto guns.
She should have got a desert eagle and shotgun and aim for the knees and elbows and then finish
Micheal was never gonna kill her , he was only training her and her family , What a great killer !
But why he killed Lori's daughter husband and even her in the new movie?
“How to beat halloween”
*dont go trick or treating*
Yes
Big brain
He speaking the language of gods!
Well that’s gonna be easy this Halloween.
He only kills people who are not treacer treating
"She deals with her problem with alcholism and guns" ... The american way!
So only half of the way I deal with my issues
@Graf Trion von Eldenberg that's why it's the American way
And fire
@Graf Trion von Eldenberg agree its dumb now comrade want some vodka
I’m American and I totally agree
“Prison breaks are rare, around 3 in 100” ah so about the same ratio as one person in the average class. very reassuring
@hfc 3% is rare.
I was stuck in the hospital last November recovering from Covid-19. I watched this movie three times because everything else was crap. This was a surprisingly good movie, and it's by far my favourite
“The faster you run”
“The faster Michael Myers walks”
What if I moon run fast, does he moon walk faster¿
@@liamdagod3491 he he
Lori:"DIED YOU FOOL!"
michael myer:*CREATIVE MODE"
LOL PLS😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂✋🏼
/Kick@p_MichealMyers
now the real fun begins
Michael: /give @s totem_of_undying
Lori: SHIT
Turned on cheats and made fire not spread
I love how psychotic Cinema Summary speaks n' he's just like, "Leave her, screw him, let 'em die"
whilst admitting he's too much of a wuss to do most of the stuff he says to do.
@Danny Schlongvito Sometimes you cant act like a hero because it can get you killed.
@Danny Schlongvito yeah ik
@Danny Schlongvito "He's fat and short, he probably would'a died anyways"
@@OliverRedit then why repeat it? There was no point in that. TH-cam has always had some of the weirdest people in the comment section
@@personacoded cardio is important in these kind of situations
Someone: **grabs knife**
Cinema summary: *he just made the biggest mistake*
Someone: **dosent grab the knife**
Cinema summary: *he just made the biggest mistake*
Edit: if you’re confused ask me something :>
Lol
Im confused why the orcs in lord of the rings stated: looks like meats back on the menu boys!......how did they know about menus? 😮
I’m confused how come most McDonald’s come with a triple Big Mac but no town near ago
I’m confused how dinosaurs went extinct but I got one in my home rn
Im confused of why floor is made out of floor
I like how the old lady just straight up turned her whole house into a literal fortress that was designed so that a character can show their last stand in a zombie apocalypse movie and she just burns it down, all for just a single murderer being burned alive
She spent 40 years on that house too
Plus he's not just a murder, he's a notorious killer
I mean...calling Mike Myers a single murderer's a bit of a stretch. He's closer to a single immortal personification of evil that happened to be born her sibling. Throwing away your fortress for that, if you could be confident he would not be getting out, would probably be worth it if only because of how much you'd save on your liquor and ammunition bills alone.
@@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 yeah but there was no point of burning the place when she knows because she encountered him that fire doesn’t do shit to him
and he didn't even die
*A*
Now that I think about it..
Lmaooo
Hmmmm
Criminals are usually hand cuffed cops cars do have it
@@antoniocastillo2540 They most certainly do not, especially not modern ones. They are divided by a steel barrier in the back to secure gear and electronic equipment.
Apparently death penalty doesn’t exist in this world
@AR - 09ZZ 704501 Heart Lake SS ?
“Only killed 3 people” yah that’s more than enough for death sentence
@@gooslesspondd8378 People actually getting the death penalty are rare and few between. The chances of him actually getting the death penalty is not even in the double digits.
@@roderick04 yep it’s kind of sad it’s so rare but this dude is fricken mad like he has done some serious crimes,has no remorse and is just crazy
or biden's
Bruh if Nikolas Cruz didn’t get the death penalty you think Michael Myers would?
"all that childhood abuse from her mother payed off" -cinema summary
13:03 I love how cinema censors something as polite as blood on someone’s face but doesn’t censors this.
"How to beat Halloween"
Covid19: Done
Killer hornets.
Even the covid don’t want him
@@M60A3 Lol
That ain't gotta stop Americans
"How to beat Halloween"
1. Have a kid
2. Name him Halloween
uhhhhh
This comment, officer
Inb4 “that’s not funny 🤬” comments (it is)
Cursed
THIS HAS ME WEAK😂
Michael: (Looks away from Lori)
Lori: (Disappears)
Michael: ..............I guess Im not the killer in this movie anymore.
"He's fat, short, and drunk."
Come on man, why do you have to hurt me in that way 😔
Yo didnt you impregnate like most of china🤨
@@changofeo4208 lol
How come when I am scrolling in the comments and see one talking about what the youtuber says, it happens in the vid a second later
How to beat Halloween:
Shine flashlights in his face, drop pallets on him and 360 jukes
Best comment right here
I love references
"She could of lowered the back seat and left through the trunk"
I bet you all cop cars have that feature just for criminals.
And then t bag at the exit. Welcome to Halloween everyone..
Don’t forget to try and hit him in the back for the cool assassination animation
Laurie: Do you know that I prayed every night that he would escape?
Cinema Summary: *well this was the first mistake*
"The Sole Survivor of his rampage is ready to face Michael one last time"
More like One more time
15:45 is one of my favorite moments in horror movie history. All of that skepticism over her mother's training when she was growing up, all to boils down to one fantastic moment of emotional manipulation to trick Michael into exposing himself so she could take a shot at him. The Strode women are bad ass.
If getting stabbed, shot, exploded, burned, and much more... And he still survives, Luckily I got Cinema Summary on my side.
A human can take surprisingly many shots to if they aren’t critical enough. Even a shot to the head wouldn‘t always kill you if it is not correctly placed. Also is Micheal often seen to avoid explosions, somehow. He is also shown to be able to sustain horrific damage to his body.
If you would not be able to kill him it would be worth a try to cut his hands of, which would nullify the risk of him strangulating or stabbing you, just to say, but if you would burn him or destroy his body with acid we would have no chance to come away or survive, because his is still somehow human.
@@feliorserapheel6539 Don't forget to break his knees as that will slow him down to a crawl, then you can start destroying any part of the body you want with little risk to your self.
@@feliorserapheel6539just dismember his arms and legs and laugh at him for 30 minutes
Atta Boy 😂👍
@@feliorserapheel6539 the reason why in the first movies is cause he basically possessed by a demon from a cult which is why he can take damage like that, michaels soul is gone.. But in the new movies idk what to say if he's still possessed by the cult or he just superhuman now 😂
i love how laurie pulls a michael myers move and disappears after getting thrown off the balcony
Ladies and gentlemen, there's only one thing to say.
"NO CAPES"
“How to beat Halloween”
Don’t be related to him simple and easy
Wouldn’t you WANT to be related- oh wait that’s leather face, never mind continue
@@kryppy5313 Just to let you know I farted I’m not trying to be mean or anything but that was an ugly Fart I just did
@@LadyOku ? Ok
Well none of the innocents in the house were related. Just live in california and your good
He was killing random people tho. I think the rule is: if he see you then you are dead
Michael must have been a cameraman, because that man is immortal
"how to beat halloween"
FINISH HIM OFF
FATALITY
Maybe she can destroy him physically like with the finger 13:48
@@M60A3 As a kid I always wondered why they didn't just utterly dismember these seemingly immortal killers down to the last finger segment and lock every piece in a box to be sent as far away from each other as possible...
Yeah... now I realize that sounds absolutely disturbed. Adult me definitely wouldn't want to go against little me because he kind of sounds scaries than Micheal.
PLOT
Do what people do on the purge
Michael is so cool, he can walk at a brisk pace and keep up with people in a full sprint
Micheal went "this really do be a bruh moment" when he was staring at them as he burns
psychiatrist: "What did Michael say?"
The Duaghter: "He said, omae wa mou shindeiru"
psychiatrist: "NANI?"
Michael: *Stomped on the psychiatrist head*
fr tho that Psychiatrist just made the entire thing go longer than it needed to be.
The duaghter
please stop let that meme die
*The daughter
@@londonsnow1850 I mean it works here because in the meme the guys head explodes like the psychs head
The same rule applies to everything: double tap. When he was on the ground in the basement they should've blasted him right in the head then and there, and then done it again for good measure.
And because it’s Micheal triple tap
@@cantwaitforhitman3989 just empty every bit of ammo you have into him.
@@jimothyworldbuilding3664 yep
@@cantwaitforhitman3989 really that’s the part that I never liked about these types of movies they refuse to let the franchise die so instead of what the character you made while probaly do and continue to shoot him when he fell in the basement multiple times till his head rolls off they leave him to burn we’re he o obviously will live
@@bjwill9047 that will never happen and you know that
The thing about Michael is that most people start to think that he’s immortal, which he’s not. He’s human too, it’s just he’s terrifying which messes up people’s brains.
*proceeds to walk out of a house that's on fire* yea sure bud
I remember it being mentioned that he was immortal or a demon in one of the movies? Maybe a have a bad memory lmao
"My advice, move to Florida" I thought you wanted her to live?
She'd fit right in, and Michael would be dealing with crackheads with the strength of a gorrila
Adults can learn a thing or two from these videos. That's what I love about these. You gain knowledge in, not just survival tactics, but in everyday life as well.
15:15
After 40 years of training Laurie learned the "I'm still alive" trick
Next movie:she gets "killed"
Michael :starts laughing
Lori:wakes up and kills him for good
She starts putting his masks ok and takes his job, but she would say before killing anyone:"die a hero or live long enough to see yourself becoming a villan"
Michael is a National hero. Out here doing the lord’s work.
He killed the ones who makes sins, most of them wanted to make over and not take responsabilities over the kids
You're telling me they had him LOCKED in the basement and they chose to not pump him full of bullets, but instead choose to burn a house down? This movie is horrible, because the characters who die in here die not because of bad luck, but because of incomprehensible stupidity to the point of being ridiculous. You shot him in the face and he got up? Shoot him again. He doesn't get up? Shoot him again. Keep shooting him until that skull does not exist. Shoot him until his body is split in half. Why do you have all of these guns, but only choose to shoot once? Why does your house have visible blind spots for you? It's difficult to root for the protagonists because you know given two choices, they pick the worse of the two.
This! All of this!
I very much agree with all of this but I still like the movie bc I think it's (mostly) visually pleasing and the acting is very good. The updated mask? Amazing. And the small details and references are a nice addition. If you don't think about all the plot holes (even tho it's hard not to bc there are so many) it's a pretty good movie.
But yeah Michael is definitely still alive considering we never saw his dead body (and he never really stays dead anyway).
It's a good movie but I wish there's a parody out there where everyone unloads on Michael xD
I fear no man...
But... that THING [Low Ammo]
*...it scares me...*
Yep, fire all the bullets all those 40 years just to fucking burm your house
Newsflash: Michael Myers is on the loose in Illinois, America.
Me: laughs in Australia.
*LAUGHS IN PHILIPINES*
LAUGHS in India.
@@I_am_a_man_of_science LAUGHS IN LAUGHS
*laughs in South Africa*
LAUGHS In Swedish
Karen: The world is not a dark place. It is filled with peace and love!
Michael, Freddy, Jason, Chucky, Pennywise and Pinhead: Ahem
Who you calling pinhead
@@JohnMkrv nice reference
You left pennywise out
*Mortal Kombat 11, Ted Bundy, Satan has joined the call*
Saw
Only real Halloween fans know that Micheal Myers can't die.
"How to beat Halloween"
Hire this guy
however, he watched the movie from a movie POV, so, it will be more difficult to "kill" Micheal.
I love these videos, great work man. The music makes it so much better it's so recognizable for this channel
Remember kids Micheal Myers once pinned someone to a door with a shotgun
YOU CAN'T BEAT HIM
He only walks so just run
@@nahim2lazy653 he has the power to make you trip on absolutely nothing, then he just has to go stabby stabby.
@@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver true but depends on the person running away. My cousins all ran from some fast dogs back in mexico so some killer shouldnt be that hard. I mean if you stopped for a lil those dogs would leave you with a shit ton of bites
Ayyy 69 likes
@@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver then just walk, duh
“And leaves him to burn to death” Halloween kills comes out LMFAOOO
The Halloween series is scary but to me it’s like if you don’t interfere with their life’s or live near them you will be perfectly safe
yeah me I live in Illinois so it scares the shit out of me
So uh it’s official... I’m going straight to you if anything like this happens to me.
Considering some of his solutions, that probably isn’t a good idea.
@@steerablebutter5329 why?
@@Jade-fs6ju have you not seen many of these kinds of videos? If not, the idea is survival at all costs, so he would sacrifice you if necessary. Though, I was mostly joking.
@@steerablebutter5329 oh right I see
You would be eaten 🤣
How to beat Michael Myers.
Step 1. Let the SCP Foundation handle it
bruh the scp foundation can't kill michel myers.
@@TivistHG o rly? How so?
@@TivistHG use scp-096
No make the florida man fight Michael
@@TivistHG I think amoung thr forst like 200 SCPs, about 100 can kill Michael
Michael Myers has Slenderman's stalk ability
Did anyone mention how the end credits audio was him still breathing?
“How to beat Halloween”
Step 1. Be European. Step 2. Just go out and get drunk.
If Laurie comes to your city, Michael will follow her
@@crimsonhunter7598 kick her out ban her
@@bjwill9047 lmaaooooo
@@crimsonhunter7598
Yeah.. he will follow her everywhere she go-
i love how michael has a sense of humor, yknow he’ll kill you and then put you under a sheet, he’s not a psychopath, he’s just overly festive about halloween.
my sister said why my history is filled with this and i simply replied with *"Look, im just preparing for the worst"*