Men would say that too. :/ My old preacher told my mother that he needed to "do things" to her because Jesus told him he should. It was fucked up. He was an 80 year old.
Kawaiikitty UwU r/wooosh? Are you actually stupid? Woosh is when i dont understand the joke. I do and i just wanted to correct it. Next time get your facts straight 8 year old.
The moment I realised that I should never date...was when u found cup noodles If you don't get it it's a joke saying that I used to have a crush, but left them for cup noodles
+ Palex TheOne Sorry to hear that. To make ya feel better... Once my sister saw a spider while eating spaghetti and wanted to be its friend. So she gave it a meatball and it fell and died cause it got squashed by a meatball... Sigh... Making friends is always tuff.
Here after 1 minute this was uploaded😁😁😁 Jk TH-cam is probably drunk and it's actually been 10 minutes Edit: wow thank you so much for the likes I've never gotten over 2 likes and one of them may or may not have been mine😶😄
My friends: my crush is that guy over there with the freckles and braces Me: he ugly My friends: ok then who is your crush? Me: she Is beautiful it has gravey with the side of mashed potatoes and the main dish is cubic steak ☺️ man she is so pretty and delicious My friends:😐😒😂 My Bestie: and she is the one for you right Jocelyn? Me: *stuffing my face with food* My Bestie: she is skinny but man does she eat a lot Me: yes it is true * chewing food* hey can you pass me that Sprite?
This may be off topic, but I don't know if anyone else does this I think about breathing then I can't figure out how to keep breathing I just feel weird
When I asked my fiancé to call me after an op, he did. I thanked him for calling because it was so nice to hear his voice and he said "well, you asked me to".
@Lillian Burns I like your name and mine was posted 5mins ago but let's share this maybe first diamond💎🥳🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🥯🥯🥯🍔🍕🍟🥓🧀🧀🧀🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🥙🌯🌯🌯🌯🍲🥘🍳🍳🥗🍿🍱🍣🍢🍝🍜🍘🍙🍩🍩🍩🍪🍪🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🍨🍧🍦🍡🍤🍤🍰🍫🍫🍫🍬🍭🍮🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯🍮🍮🍮🥪🥪🥩🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥧🥡🥡🥡🥡🥠🥠🍝🍝🍝🍝🍜🍜🍜🍛🍛🍚🍚🍡🍡🍡🍦🍦🍭🍭🍬🍬🍫🍫🍰🍰🍯🎂🍪🍪🍩🍨🍧🍣🍢🥗🥗🥗🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍳🍳🍳🥚🥙🥙🌯🌯🌯🥙🥙🍐🍇🍇🍇🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🍏🍎🍎🍎🍏🍌🍋🍉🍉🍉🥬🥬🥬
Your hair is getting longer when time goes by I wonder what you use for your hair.i also love your video I hope you get better and I hope you don’t get sick again.
I’m sick and tired of people commenting about how quick her intro is.... like everyone has commented that once on her videos we know YOU LOVE THAT SHES SECRETLY THE FLASH
honestly if i were in any of these situations someone would have to hold me back or else i'll just end up beating the other dude up sksk my patience is so thin-
Firstly, im going through a spiritual awakening. So is my mum. But what that woman went through is not it! Also, I would have ignored my boyfriend if I was in that situation. I would stay at my families house and block his number. I would even throw away the drinks in my car.
Honestly, those people who just ruined the relationships are fucking PATHETIC AND SAD. I literally have nothing else to say because I'd be wasting words on them.
I have a lot of health issues. I've been sick since I was 8 and it's been rough. I've been dumped for being sick, and even for not having sex with them. Been cheated on multiple times with a few exes too. I'm extremely loyal, like when I'm in love with someone, I only see them. Happiness is important to me, but not my own. Mostly I don't want my happiness costing someone else their own happiness. That one cancer story hit me hard.
My most recent ex. I planned to marry him, but he was too pushy, too selfish, and tried to be manipulative. Let's just say that when I asked something of him and he pulled the sad act like he always did, I got tired of it real quick and told him to cut the shit. He'd get defensive and be like "well fine, I'll leave you alone because I'm a fucking sad excuse for a boyfriend" or some shit like that. The last time he did that, I fucking lost it. I just lost my dad in May, and he started to say that "sad" shit, so I told him how I fucking felt and he backed off, and he was clearly upset by that because I wanted, and still want, to die because nothing seems worth living for anymore now that my dad is gone. My daddy was my hero, and without him, I just can't deal with the world as it is. I wouldn't do anything to end my own life because there _are_ people who care about me, despite the way I feel. I know people care for me, especially my current boyfriend, and I know that it would destroy my family and friends if I took my own life simply because I can't bear to live without my hero, so I choose to live. But you just don't do that to someone who JUST lost someone super close to them, especially if they're in an abusive relationship already. Dad helped me cope with my emotionally abusive mom, but with him gone... I feel all alone now.
Once I was throwing something away in my playground and my crush was talking to his friends and went up to me and asked me if I would marry him and I said no and slaped him best decision of my life 5 moths later I dressed up for something very very important with a friend of mine from my class and from other years and when I dressed up and came back in the classroom my crush said that I look pretty and then a few seconds later he said he didn't mean it like that saddest moment of my life 😭
Now the worst breakup I had, was probably the one where my boyfriend (who is now ex) dumped me because he saw me hug a guy. Who was just a friend. Not only that, but some jerk told lies about me to him. After that, I thought it would be better to just wait till I go to college to find my true future husband.
I have pain killers too. Between busting veins, tearing muscles and more. You need them. But also just torture in general. It gets quite painful. Also even so. I barely used any.. I rode them out. 😅
you know what I hate? when the partner ask for a break-up and so you did, then when you get together with someone else, they are getting all fussy and trying to make it seems like you're cheating on them and said things like "you're mine" or something...!
I like how she just goes straight into the video, unlike other TH-camrs that spend 3 minutes talking.
You 69 likes and I don't wanna change that.
@@annaclaire.9474 sadly it's been changed
@@radioactive_baby I know. *Tear*
Ya stop copy other peoples comm
@@lemonlover22 really? Even if they did so what why does it matter?
Hot damn, I knew people could be horrible, but this takes the cake
(~ o ^ o)~ *puts cake back *
I'm just imaging that women saying "baby, The angels told to have an affair."
Like, wut..?
Men would say that too. :/ My old preacher told my mother that he needed to "do things" to her because Jesus told him he should. It was fucked up. He was an 80 year old.
Bramble X “THERE IS NO WHAT IF! I AM PREGNANT! And it’s baby Jesus...”
i just stared at the screen like... ok?
@@princejake9571 ugh thats the worst, they use Jesus's name in their lies to convince ppl... so sick
Title:People who realised their partner wasn't the one
Me:FoOd WiLl AlWaYs bE dA OnE
What if they get you food
ShüshuuX X perfect guy would be the one who Lubs me and gets me food.
You have to eat the food but love is love
YAS PREACH IT SISTER!/BROTHER! YOU THE KING/QUEEN! HAVE A NICE DAY!
Until it gives you the grossest aftertaste.
Crazy waman:i can see in the future!
Law person:well OK that settles this you get the kids
Me:.......OK then
just natsukii woman*
@@insertrandomusername3402 r/wooosh
😂😂😂
I guess Karen took the kids huh?
Kawaiikitty UwU r/wooosh? Are you actually stupid? Woosh is when i dont understand the joke. I do and i just wanted to correct it. Next time get your facts straight 8 year old.
The moment I realised that I should never date...was when u found cup noodles
If you don't get it it's a joke saying that I used to have a crush, but left them for cup noodles
NOODLES ARE BETTER!THAN THEM HAVE A GOOD DAY!
This makes me think of Gladio from final fantasy xv
He wasn't the one because....
He was a potato chip and I ate him ..
Oh I see. I’m sorry for your... unfortunate loss
@@evellynh.7991 thanks o(╥﹏╥)o
R.I.P. Did it taste good though?
@@rosepetunia1829 he was my boyfriend ;c
And he was absolutely delicious.
+ Palex TheOne Sorry to hear that. To make ya feel better... Once my sister saw a spider while eating spaghetti and wanted to be its friend. So she gave it a meatball and it fell and died cause it got squashed by a meatball... Sigh... Making friends is always tuff.
Can we just appreciate the fact she has the shortest intro ☺️
The moment you figure out your bff and ur bf sleep together:
*you throw frozen lemons and punches at them for making your life miserable*
When life gives u lemons u gotta throw them at people that makes ur life a misery
No, you call in Saitama and ask him to use his serious side steps.
@@oofoof8264 When life gives you lemons you squeeze them in someone's eyes.
I’m single so I can’t relate to this😂😂
Single is sometimes the best life XD
Gacha Macey that’s true
Nyima Suya true XD
Videos like these make me happy I am single
Sammie Nicole same! I’m glad I haven’t have to go through this
Hi. If you see this, you are amazing! You're the best!
(Just don't cheat or be mean to people!)❤
Thanks bruh
Sherr
☻☻☻
Can I beat up the girl who kissed my bf and broke my leg and made me get suspended for no reason?
@@fortnitequeen1866 yeah
Honey listen listen listen. I did have an affair, BUT the Angels told me to do it.
*yes, the so called angels*
i like how she....
1: Doesn't SCREAM WHEN SHE TALKS!
2: goes straight into the video, instead of talking for 10 minutes.
3. her Australian accent
*roses are red,*
*violets aren't blue*
*never cheat on kyutie,*
*or the fam is coming for you.*
soldier Strawberry ready for instruction, sir.
Omg your hair already got longer at least that’s what it looks like btw I’ve bin watching you for 4 years now because I’m 12
Her channel hasnt even been up for 4 years. Nice try tho
@@orb1tthemoon ARMYYY
@@orb1tthemoon lmao
@@orb1tthemoon her channel was started in 2010
Her oldest video is from 3 years ago...
I love these videos! They are simply her reactions but I find these entertaining 😭
Omg kyu! you look so good with your hair like that :DDDD
Her name’s Ellen btw
*This is my excuse for my complete singleness.*
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate her short intros.
Every single time.
It’s obviously not that hard, so why can’t other people do it?!?
#EarlyKyutieSquad
I ain't that's for sure! also HAVE A GREAT DAY!
im definitly not -_- but i'm always late so its okie XD
Here after 1 minute this was uploaded😁😁😁
Jk TH-cam is probably drunk and it's actually been 10 minutes
Edit: wow thank you so much for the likes I've never gotten over 2 likes and one of them may or may not have been mine😶😄
5:00 my petty ass would’ve been like “nawl!” And would’ve went home and got drunk myself and cry myself to sleep bc I’m like that 😎.
TH-cam is drunk
*1 view*
*62 likes*
*5 comments*
Actually that's just the way it should be 👌
Stop
@@sortedlife4332 u stop XD
@@muna3196 -_-
It doesn’t class it as a view if you haven’t watched more than 30 seconds
Aww these are so sad. Btw ilysm!!! Your videos are awesome!!
*PLOT TWIST*
When the guy said "I deserve to be happy" he meant "You deserve to be cured" ❤
ex-fiancee: Don't wake me up when you get back
Me: *appears out of nowhere and hits her with pillow until OP gets back*
I love you so much! You always make me smile! Please never stoping doing what you’re doing. You’re helping people.❤️
Your accent though?😔😔
It's so adorable pls 😔💜💜💜
Ikr, Australian accents are great.
@@japanpanda2179 hmm I was talking about hers
Hers is cute in particular
**Slams Table**
*"i dEeReVe tO bE hApPy"*
I found out he wasn’t the one because
he didn’t like ramen or potato chips or literally anything I liked :,>
Her: And he slept in Jeans!
Me: ... I sleep in Jeans sometimes.
Having asthma SUCKS
People who don’t have asthma are SO LUCKY
Yep it’s true I have asthma
You smile like Min Yoongi, I love it 😂
another army
I feel bad for the first guy and it sucks he got cheated on , then had the kids taken away
Can we take a moment to enjoy her 5 second intros?
You look so cute with the pigtails. I am obsessing over you. Love you Kyutie 😍😘😘😍😘😍
My friends: my crush is that guy over there with the freckles and braces
Me: he ugly
My friends: ok then who is your crush?
Me: she Is beautiful it has gravey with the side of mashed potatoes and the main dish is cubic steak ☺️ man she is so pretty and delicious
My friends:😐😒😂
My Bestie: and she is the one for you right Jocelyn?
Me: *stuffing my face with food*
My Bestie: she is skinny but man does she eat a lot
Me: yes it is true * chewing food* hey can you pass me that Sprite?
Good love story😂
@@zhvys2641 thanks😂
UGH school is starting I’m so sad 😭
Me too, my friend.
Nope. Go away
Still sucks
Nope. Go away what does that mean lol
Nope. Go away
Gotcha. By the way I'm a dumbass lmao sorry
Already started for me like on 19 August tbh school is going fine 8th grade isn’t that hard rn lol
This may be off topic, but I don't know if anyone else does this
I think about breathing then I can't figure out how to keep breathing I just feel weird
Me too
Mostly when I'm trying to sleep
This only happens when I focus on breathing. Just distract yourself.
I love you so much Ellen, I would have been subbed for longer, but I didn't have a account but I'm so happy your still making videos.
Kyutie: "I was expecting something like..uh..not dis"
Me: *"same"* 😂😂
What were you expecting?
the last one reminds me of some parent that told you that you're sick because you always on your phone whenever you complained that you're sick.
Omggg how do you do your make up so perfectly!! It's so beautiful!!💖💖💖
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I love ur vids :)
The one about the mom who “sees angels” broke my heart. Those poor kids are being ripped from the arms of the parent less likely to harm them.
The thing that weirds me out about it is that, Angels wouldn't tell someone to commit adultery 🤔
@@radioactive_baby Yeah, isn't that a bad sin or something like that? (Not Christian, so I'm not sure).
@@BookBird2963 Yeah, it is.
@Radioactive Hufflepuff Thanks
@@BookBird2963 np
I really that when it comes to having custody over the kids, it's always the women. Especially when the father loves them. 😭
I laughed Ugly UGLY at the first one HAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wha-
Love you💫❤️
They said “bravo six going dark.”
Luv u kyutie
Wow cool video today... Love it!
When I asked my fiancé to call me after an op, he did. I thanked him for calling because it was so nice to hear his voice and he said "well, you asked me to".
Lmao I sleep in jeans, I feel weird now.
I really like how you did your hair. But can I see the bangs more? I think the are very pretty!!❤
Woah...
You cut your hair!!!!
Wow you still look kyut ❤
Love the hair! To cute! Love your videos too!
Damn 7K on the spot
Love the video Cutie ❤️
I love you soo so much , you helped me when I was down by putting a smile on my face. You are such a sweet kind person and I love you so much 😊
8:47...
Kyutie is shook
Hoi sorry I have no sense of humour 😂😂😂😂😂
Anybody else just likes to listen to her read
Oof no comments but mine right now I stand my oofty face😘🤩💎💎💎
@Lillian Burns I like your name and mine was posted 5mins ago but let's share this maybe first diamond💎🥳🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🥯🥯🥯🍔🍕🍟🥓🧀🧀🧀🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖🥙🌯🌯🌯🌯🍲🥘🍳🍳🥗🍿🍱🍣🍢🍝🍜🍘🍙🍩🍩🍩🍪🍪🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🍨🍧🍦🍡🍤🍤🍰🍫🍫🍫🍬🍭🍮🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯🍮🍮🍮🥪🥪🥩🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥧🥡🥡🥡🥡🥠🥠🍝🍝🍝🍝🍜🍜🍜🍛🍛🍚🍚🍡🍡🍡🍦🍦🍭🍭🍬🍬🍫🍫🍰🍰🍯🎂🍪🍪🍩🍨🍧🍣🍢🥗🥗🥗🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍳🍳🍳🥚🥙🥙🌯🌯🌯🥙🥙🍐🍇🍇🍇🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🍏🍎🍎🍎🍏🍌🍋🍉🍉🍉🥬🥬🥬
You better like it :(
When ur early and u don't know what to say
Yo seriously tho this vid was posted 5 minutes ago
I feel so lucky
Also luv ya Kyutie
And this is why I'm a single Pringle
That person who says they deserve to be happy, deserves to have their partner’s cancer transferred to them. 😡
Fun fact when I was a little i slept with my jeans even tho they were tight
Some how idk why
This is why im single
lol keep up with the videos💜💛💚💙💗💖💕💝💞❣💓💘🤞
Your hair is getting longer when time goes by I wonder what you use for your hair.i also love your video I hope you get better and I hope you don’t get sick again.
To the first one, ANGELS DO NOT TELL YOU TO HAVE AFFAIRS
Could you do more vids on pranking your homie with song lyrics........... Kyutie fam loves Nate🤗🤗😘😘😘😘😘
Kyutie im a fan hopefully you find the perfect partner too you deserve itthis video needs 100,000,000 pls guys
I’m sick and tired of people commenting about how quick her intro is.... like everyone has commented that once on her videos we know YOU LOVE THAT SHES SECRETLY THE FLASH
Hello! In a boring car ride glad you posted.
0:27 me @ me when I say a bad pick up line
I like watching you react 😊
Vid title: people who realized their parter wasn’t the one
Me: what can I say? Fries before guys always
In the control issued Mum story, that sister like BRUH
honestly if i were in any of these situations someone would have to hold me back or else i'll just end up beating the other dude up sksk my patience is so thin-
Firstly, im going through a spiritual awakening. So is my mum. But what that woman went through is not it!
Also, I would have ignored my boyfriend if I was in that situation. I would stay at my families house and block his number. I would even throw away the drinks in my car.
Honestly, those people who just ruined the relationships are fucking PATHETIC AND SAD. I literally have nothing else to say because I'd be wasting words on them.
I love how innocent Ellen is
Can u do another scary story video? I love those
4 dislikes already?!? Damn. Even haters have their notifications
Is every dislikes haters to you??
@Jungkook Nat most of the time people just dislike videos. They don't have the same opinion as you do, they're not all haters.
@Jungkook Nat you can't really satisfy the whole audience. Yes you enjoy it, but some don't.
@Jungkook Nat People have their own reasons :/
Omg ur so freaking cuteeee I can’t
I have a lot of health issues. I've been sick since I was 8 and it's been rough. I've been dumped for being sick, and even for not having sex with them. Been cheated on multiple times with a few exes too. I'm extremely loyal, like when I'm in love with someone, I only see them. Happiness is important to me, but not my own. Mostly I don't want my happiness costing someone else their own happiness.
That one cancer story hit me hard.
Your videos are awesome, funny and sometimes sad, but you... "you're breathtaking" - Keanu Reeves
My most recent ex. I planned to marry him, but he was too pushy, too selfish, and tried to be manipulative. Let's just say that when I asked something of him and he pulled the sad act like he always did, I got tired of it real quick and told him to cut the shit. He'd get defensive and be like "well fine, I'll leave you alone because I'm a fucking sad excuse for a boyfriend" or some shit like that. The last time he did that, I fucking lost it. I just lost my dad in May, and he started to say that "sad" shit, so I told him how I fucking felt and he backed off, and he was clearly upset by that because I wanted, and still want, to die because nothing seems worth living for anymore now that my dad is gone. My daddy was my hero, and without him, I just can't deal with the world as it is. I wouldn't do anything to end my own life because there _are_ people who care about me, despite the way I feel. I know people care for me, especially my current boyfriend, and I know that it would destroy my family and friends if I took my own life simply because I can't bear to live without my hero, so I choose to live. But you just don't do that to someone who JUST lost someone super close to them, especially if they're in an abusive relationship already. Dad helped me cope with my emotionally abusive mom, but with him gone... I feel all alone now.
If my significant other was fatally ill, I would have a breakdown.
Kyutie:if she can see the future why isnt she rich?
Me: fr😂
Your partner will never be da one because food is always 1st 2nd *AND* 3rd
another army yeah😄
Ok everyone says how they’re singe or how they love food but I can’t because relate because my crush likes me back!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh i Love thisssssss
I had a “boyfriend” when I was nine, he told me to die while we were dating. We broke up after that.
i was so pissed i was yelling at air
Once I was throwing something away in my playground and my crush was talking to his friends and went up to me and asked me if I would marry him and I said no and slaped him best decision of my life
5 moths later
I dressed up for something very very important with a friend of mine from my class and from other years and when I dressed up and came back in the classroom my crush said that I look pretty and then a few seconds later he said he didn't mean it like that saddest moment of my life 😭
Now the worst breakup I had, was probably the one where my boyfriend (who is now ex) dumped me because he saw me hug a guy. Who was just a friend. Not only that, but some jerk told lies about me to him. After that, I thought it would be better to just wait till I go to college to find my true future husband.
EXCUSE MWA MA'AM, Jeans are life!!
I have pain killers too. Between busting veins, tearing muscles and more. You need them. But also just torture in general. It gets quite painful. Also even so. I barely used any.. I rode them out. 😅
you know what I hate? when the partner ask for a break-up and so you did, then when you get together with someone else, they are getting all fussy and trying to make it seems like you're cheating on them and said things like "you're mine" or something...!