“Schooling” a toxic couple.

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 มี.ค. 2023
  • ตลก

ความคิดเห็น • 5K

  • @loonie8338
    @loonie8338 ปีที่แล้ว +91042

    Hey babe let’s go to a comedy show to rekindle our relationship
    The comedy show:

    • @Chino57038
      @Chino57038 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      😂

    • @davineuskens21
      @davineuskens21 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Right? lmaooo

    • @Girthanokulis._.69
      @Girthanokulis._.69 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@shanelangdon7473 who knows if something happened to make him think like that

    • @fgyttyhgg
      @fgyttyhgg ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Girthanokulis._.69didn't get joke

    • @aPeachWhoLovesYeshua
      @aPeachWhoLovesYeshua ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jakoblopez6467
    @jakoblopez6467 ปีที่แล้ว +31527

    He missed an opportunity to tell her
    "Things aren’t adding up here"

    • @iLoveTheBamx
      @iLoveTheBamx ปีที่แล้ว +75

      😂😂

    • @ProdBC
      @ProdBC ปีที่แล้ว +680

      He made up for it w the history line

    • @sheerheartentertainment8975
      @sheerheartentertainment8975 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ouuuuu isht buddy 😂👌🏻

    • @andrew5744
      @andrew5744 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I was thinking when she said she was a teacher he was gonna make a joke that it ain’t even a grown man taking his girl it’s a student 😂

    • @jerronsmith1787
      @jerronsmith1787 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I fucking swear that’s I was thinking 💯💯😂

  • @Alastair_
    @Alastair_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8281

    Every girl- "He's just a friend!"
    Every guy - "No he's fkn not"

    • @xxxhoodooxxx
      @xxxhoodooxxx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +472

      And the guy is right.

    • @Mebeshe
      @Mebeshe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +607

      I'm a girl, and I know a man isn't just trying to be a female's friend. He's just waiting.

    • @babayaga2829
      @babayaga2829 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

      ​@@Mebeshealways

    • @jaybird0312
      @jaybird0312 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +212

      ​@@Mebeshe thats why men get so antsy. We know because at one point we were that guy. Whether we like it or not, we were all that guy at one point.
      Ladies. We know. We. KNOW.

    • @stubert94
      @stubert94 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ​@@jaybird0312I'm the dude teacher right now.. in the exact predicament lmao.

  • @ellabridges7371
    @ellabridges7371 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +521

    Oh is he a teacher?
    No he is a student

    • @Nem01
      @Nem01 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      That's gone south real quick.😅

    • @JesusOurLordandSavior
      @JesusOurLordandSavior 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh snap, some Mary Kay crap...

    • @jerinbiju7870
      @jerinbiju7870 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Could've been a janitor or something

    • @RCBackstaber
      @RCBackstaber 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      “NOOO THATS WORSE”

    • @fallenpine5544
      @fallenpine5544 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Where's that meme of Mr Incredible where it is him then it goes Black and White, because that would be golden for this right here

  • @simsimme1799
    @simsimme1799 ปีที่แล้ว +46418

    dang that history line was smooth af 😂

  • @blackbenetavo7715
    @blackbenetavo7715 ปีที่แล้ว +16479

    He just straight up instigated a relationship fight on the way home.

    • @BraddahSpliff
      @BraddahSpliff ปีที่แล้ว +359

      They already admitted to arguing on the way to the show, so... 🤷‍♂️

    • @tylerfengler1890
      @tylerfengler1890 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Maybe he made her realize she gunna have to chose. Can’t have both.

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x ปีที่แล้ว +137

      He saved that guy although let's be honest they probably still together and she's probably still a disgusting flirt

    • @natvelo
      @natvelo ปีที่แล้ว +75

      ​@@tylerfengler1890 she can't have a best friend and a boyfriend? okay lol

    • @ryansabell9702
      @ryansabell9702 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@natvelo if you’re in a relationship, your partner should be your best friend…

  • @danii1818
    @danii1818 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    Low key a hero for helping that dude out 😂

  • @Indi
    @Indi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +450

    That history line was too good 😂

  • @illuminaticonfirmed1389
    @illuminaticonfirmed1389 ปีที่แล้ว +8197

    “according to her” lmao yeah this relationship ain’t gon last

    • @iLoveTheBamx
      @iLoveTheBamx ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Frrr

    • @rosefulmadness
      @rosefulmadness ปีที่แล้ว +274

      that sounded so petty and borderline toxic tho, like bro chill

    • @MrMoarpienao
      @MrMoarpienao ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It shouldn’t last either lol I’m glad for him getting out of that situation

    • @MrMoarpienao
      @MrMoarpienao ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@rosefulmadness what’s toxic is having a male best friend who you met at and work with 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩sounds like he’s learned his worth and finally decided to exercise that boundary

    • @clownshrooms
      @clownshrooms ปีที่แล้ว +305

      ​@@MrMoarpienao ladies is it toxic to have friends

  • @-Jozef
    @-Jozef ปีที่แล้ว +53062

    I already know that boyfriend ain’t staying with her after that bit lmao

    • @tFthreat99
      @tFthreat99 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Bahahahahaa

    • @tFthreat99
      @tFthreat99 ปีที่แล้ว +951

      I’m cringing at this background story 😂😂 feel bad for my dude

    • @staceytaylor4999
      @staceytaylor4999 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Haha right 😂

    • @anant5443
      @anant5443 ปีที่แล้ว +698

      Good for him he saved that dude a lot of time

    • @tekaunicorn4775
      @tekaunicorn4775 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      And he shouldnt 😂

  • @BTS_straykids_78
    @BTS_straykids_78 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Bro he ended their relationship with just school subjects lol the history and chemistry one was so funny 🤣

  • @MichelleJ1822
    @MichelleJ1822 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I can’t get over how quick and witty he is!!! He literally says what pops into his head! I do that sometimes and I make people mad. 😂

  • @brandonthompson5796
    @brandonthompson5796 ปีที่แล้ว +17390

    So happy he decided to be a comedian instead of a couples therapist 🤣

  • @mrugankdesai8055
    @mrugankdesai8055 ปีที่แล้ว +12491

    Bro just gave the couple the nudge they both needed to end it.

    • @Oliver-2103
      @Oliver-2103 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      Fr too many are staying in bad relationships cuz they ain't got the guts to end it. They prefer the comfort of having a partner more than their partners.

    • @carlosAlvarez-gf5ef
      @carlosAlvarez-gf5ef ปีที่แล้ว

      End it or fix it lol sometimes you need to be called out on your stupidity 🤣 new male bestfriend 🤣 😂

    • @TheGoldenSkelly
      @TheGoldenSkelly ปีที่แล้ว +106

      ​@@Oliver-2103 one simple rule is to not permit any kind of cheating to take place, that is unacceptable. Id say other things are worth working on because good things dont come easy including love

    • @kittyalana2583
      @kittyalana2583 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      ​​@@Oliver-2103 what is so bad about their relationship that you got from this 1 minute clip?

    • @mailbox4985
      @mailbox4985 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@kittyalana2583 Bc we see these types of women everywhere and they end up cheating

  • @s.scirocco4411
    @s.scirocco4411 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Dude is straight up masterful working a room. His interaction with this couple was so good you could say he could give lessons.

  • @brandonsmith3782
    @brandonsmith3782 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    He teaches science, so...hes the football coach

  • @Calupp
    @Calupp ปีที่แล้ว +2937

    Imagine your couples therapist is just a professional roast comedian.

    • @ezrat9135
      @ezrat9135 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And all your sessions have an audience

    • @catejones3843
      @catejones3843 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sometimes my therapist calls me out for my bullshit and I late wait oh 🤡 those are usually the most important lessons I learn about myself lmao

    • @Happytuna007
      @Happytuna007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty sure that would skip past a years worth of therapy

    • @Zobokolobozo
      @Zobokolobozo ปีที่แล้ว

      Basicly how it is if ur the male in the couple lmao theraphist be there bonding talkin bout nails and shi knowing full well whos idea it is to go pay someone to be able to talk.

    • @meechipeachi
      @meechipeachi ปีที่แล้ว

      Quick and quite painful but also effective

  • @nathaniellafontaine8078
    @nathaniellafontaine8078 ปีที่แล้ว +8427

    Her “Noo0o000oo” said all we needed to know

    • @Chino57038
      @Chino57038 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      fr, poor guy

    • @milkyyp0p
      @milkyyp0p ปีที่แล้ว +285

      literally. poor dude

    • @mliwli
      @mliwli ปีที่แล้ว +55

      yeah it was annoying as hell but what does it mean

    • @Virttreks
      @Virttreks ปีที่แล้ว +411

      @@mliwli when someone says something in a higher pitch than normal it usually means they’re lying

    • @mliwli
      @mliwli ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Virttreks ohh ok sorry i get it now

  • @AnjuliMack
    @AnjuliMack 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    😂 Matt is so good with crowd work

  • @brandnushooze
    @brandnushooze 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    He can’t miss. His ability to think and quickly come up with a joke, is amazing.

  • @mwalkerl
    @mwalkerl ปีที่แล้ว +6034

    My ex, a teacher, always tried to dismiss the 'friendship' she had with her co-worker. They're married now.

    • @e4_blitz785
      @e4_blitz785 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Yikes..

    • @rwjbeetle8344
      @rwjbeetle8344 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      guess they taught chemistry

    • @shambolicrhetoric6143
      @shambolicrhetoric6143 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I’m more concerned that someone who is allowed to teach said that she teaches “mathematic”. Lmao.

    • @scarletrose2880
      @scarletrose2880 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You drove her off my dude

    • @jax2903
      @jax2903 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ah yes so all teacher friends must also want to eventually marry, yes yes i forgot

  • @Drobo1
    @Drobo1 ปีที่แล้ว +7700

    That’s her bestfriend but wasn’t fully sure what he teaches 😂

    • @0rokuSaki
      @0rokuSaki ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause they're focus is on sex ed

    • @mariekom81
      @mariekom81 ปีที่แล้ว +668

      Yeah, I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt; but that shit was shady fr😂😂😂

    • @5000Seabass
      @5000Seabass ปีที่แล้ว +576

      He’s teaching her biology for sure

    • @Violet-tt4tp
      @Violet-tt4tp ปีที่แล้ว +320

      getting to know her anatomy 😮‍💨

    • @MiVidaBellisima
      @MiVidaBellisima ปีที่แล้ว +393

      She created a pause to make her boyfriend feel more comfortable. He would have felt even more uneasy if she didn’t hesitate, she knew every detail about his life without thinking…. The whole situation is giving “work husband”

  • @MirageUchiha
    @MirageUchiha 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Damn, his crowd work is fucking phenomenal!
    I wanna go to one of his shows oneday!

  • @chipapa50
    @chipapa50 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Matt killing it as always.

  • @sovietleader3096
    @sovietleader3096 ปีที่แล้ว +8270

    “Is he also a teacher?”
    “No he’s one of the students”

    • @MF-hj7ps
      @MF-hj7ps 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      Plot twist!

    • @astarnamedchar
      @astarnamedchar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      😬

    • @andrewkyle2540
      @andrewkyle2540 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Was waiting for that too! 😅

    • @amabutcher1988
      @amabutcher1988 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Someone has to pretend binary is enjoyable. (STORY this chick is an edgy actor , or, educator?)

    • @jackieschafer8264
      @jackieschafer8264 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Lol I was waiting for that. If she would have said student I would have lost it lol😂

  • @Demon-Dino-27
    @Demon-Dino-27 ปีที่แล้ว +11669

    “Doesn’t sound like it” the way he said that 😭

    • @lofiboy6025
      @lofiboy6025 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ahahaha yeah... anyways drop ur snap Grace

    • @Demon-Dino-27
      @Demon-Dino-27 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lofiboy6025 why

    • @dianas251
      @dianas251 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Demon-Dino-27don’t do it grace

    • @archieflynn6539
      @archieflynn6539 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      ​@@Demon-Dino-27 cause you've got a female name and that's enough for him

    • @Demon-Dino-27
      @Demon-Dino-27 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@archieflynn6539 welp I’m taken so he can’t have me

  • @JDGamingPR
    @JDGamingPR 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Damn, his jokes were perfect. Love the class puns. Lmao. Genius.

  • @VadersFirst
    @VadersFirst 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Some of these are too perfect it makes me think they’re planted

  • @wyattbarger793
    @wyattbarger793 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    The man singlehandedly broke them up

    • @rbush19861
      @rbush19861 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Nah, she broke them up. All he did was shine a light on the situation.

    • @Rattys
      @Rattys 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah, because Matt Rife is the one trying to get her to see what is in his supply closet.

    • @Noname-ou6iv
      @Noname-ou6iv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      In a way it's actually a really good thing because at least he's not going to be paying child support for 18 long years. That's alot of money in the long run and it can ruin your life by alot so I guess if you really think about it then it's a good thing to be honest

    • @Uncivil_Dreams
      @Uncivil_Dreams 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      good. he helped that man out big time! shes either completely unloyal and a 304, OR shes unloyal and but just an attenion 304. both scenarios are unloyal tho, as *best case* scenario is shes accepting and wanting attention from another guy, so she needs to get left asap. id be upset to learn that he just allowed her to keep being unloyal and didnt leave her.

  • @LighteningfireBlood
    @LighteningfireBlood ปีที่แล้ว +10035

    That “uhhh.. science” spoke VOLUMES

    • @BaePlatinum
      @BaePlatinum ปีที่แล้ว +669

      Especially since you could clearly hear the question mark in it.

    • @lekkerpruven887
      @lekkerpruven887 ปีที่แล้ว +783

      He is actually a very very fit pe teacher

    • @en2336
      @en2336 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      What do you mean? I thought she didn't even know what he teaches so they're not that close/she's not paying that much attention to stuff about him

    • @Allthemotioninwhite
      @Allthemotioninwhite ปีที่แล้ว +473

      @@en2336 there’s no wayyyy… every faculty member at each school knows each other and what everyone does… I was a para for an elementary school back home so I definitely knew who was who in our building…

    • @IrisRiedel6
      @IrisRiedel6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I don't get it, can someone explain what the tone meant?

  • @DeanJace0227
    @DeanJace0227 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When you go to a comedy show married and leave Divorced!!! Lol 😂

  • @bradh6791
    @bradh6791 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    They may have gone to the show together they sure didnt leave the show that way 😂

  • @towboattrash
    @towboattrash 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5262

    This is what you call….”stirring the pot”. Dude got an oar in that kettle.

    • @kitkat79az
      @kitkat79az 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      😂😂😂

    • @12NiBer12
      @12NiBer12 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      an OAR lmfao

    • @aldwinjasperjoniega8973
      @aldwinjasperjoniega8973 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      a ladle is already worse but a fcking OAR!? 🤣🤣💀💀

    • @ryancaldeira3696
      @ryancaldeira3696 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      BRO IM DEAD AN OAR??!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @BandWagonWS
      @BandWagonWS 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      hahahahah oar in the kettle. did you make that up? clever

  • @adamm7010
    @adamm7010 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2067

    Matt destroying whole ass relationships as an opener😂

    • @JustPierreMusic
      @JustPierreMusic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Seems like that relationship been on the rocks lol

    • @Aneiresssmith
      @Aneiresssmith หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fr

    • @Argylleagen
      @Argylleagen หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      sometimes the kindest thing you can do to a person is a reality check

    • @lazybiker234
      @lazybiker234 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Relationship was already destroyed, they were just in denial.

    • @nathanielsmith8068
      @nathanielsmith8068 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He helped bro out

  • @Benjerry69
    @Benjerry69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The crowd work is incredible lol

  • @ktdubs-vf5jj
    @ktdubs-vf5jj ปีที่แล้ว +11311

    My husband works from home. He had this chick at work constantly messaging him. She's in Philly and he's here in Texas. Finally she said something about him being her work husband, just someone to confide in when work sucks and he can bitch to her about work.
    His response?
    "I have a real wife at home, I can complain to her anytime about work"

    • @_Mikey758
      @_Mikey758 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

      There's a reason why he's your husband, keep this man for life

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran ปีที่แล้ว +557

      Keep that man close
      and surprise him with a hug and a kiss on the forehead

    • @chaoswitch1974
      @chaoswitch1974 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Hahaha omg what did she say?

    • @abbylauren8570
      @abbylauren8570 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      If i came across that message in my husband's phone
      ---I'd surprise him with his favorite thing❤😂 and a sandwich lol... faithful loyalty is. very. sexy!👌🙌🙌🙌

    • @dillongage
      @dillongage ปีที่แล้ว +450

      This right here is it for sure. Its okay to have friends of the opposite sex, but theres certain things you should only do and say with you SO.
      I have a longtime friend Lexi. Known her since I was about 6 years old, and have been bestfriends since. We both love fantasy movies, so we nerd out together. Back in the day, we would just lay in her bed or mine and watch on her laptop.
      The second she got a BF I moved my ass to the couch. She was confused and thought I had some problem with her. Nah, girl. I just understand it would make your BF uncomfortable, and I respect YOU to much to jeopardize your relationship so that I can see the screen better.
      5 years later, I was her husbands bestman when they tied the knot. Hes like a brother to me now.
      Thats how it should go. If they really are your bestfriend, you would NEVER do anything that might cost them a chance at happiness.

  • @benjamin_lee
    @benjamin_lee ปีที่แล้ว +4671

    Math....science...chemistry...history.... Matt rife your brain is one of a kind

    • @Mr3keestylee
      @Mr3keestylee ปีที่แล้ว +21

      At least he's not a cunning linguist😂

    • @lookslikeanangel
      @lookslikeanangel ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@Mr3keestylee being as cute as he is, some of us ladies wish he was. Lol

    • @Mr3keestylee
      @Mr3keestylee ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lookslikeanangel well, I was talking about the audience member's work friend, but I'm sure Matt will be flattered - you're not wrong btw

    • @eren1707
      @eren1707 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Base level humour, this guy still thinks farts are funny ^

    • @thelastskywalker437
      @thelastskywalker437 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Mr3keestylee is this an ERB reference

  • @jscho8674
    @jscho8674 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He is so QUICK!!! 😂

  • @ramzysyed
    @ramzysyed 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That spontaneity is too awesome!

  • @mauricemakwangwala961
    @mauricemakwangwala961 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +310

    The way she said science set up red flags

    • @pthesmith
      @pthesmith หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      💯

    • @Alisonk.m
      @Alisonk.m หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It was probably a cover up from what he actually teaches.

  • @brandon1469
    @brandon1469 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    That’s gonna be an uncomfortable ride home.

    • @fappylp2574
      @fappylp2574 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Following a slightly more comfortable ride at work!

    • @yaya4768
      @yaya4768 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I will never understand the “best friend” thing. Unless he’s gay there’s no such thing

    • @NonsenseSir
      @NonsenseSir ปีที่แล้ว

      Bitch can walk…

    • @timothynicholson7300
      @timothynicholson7300 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yaya4768 I definitely agree with you on that mindset as well! That’s how I think and feel

    • @eliaquadarella2948
      @eliaquadarella2948 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@yaya4768exactly

  • @EmilyFortenberry-og3rf
    @EmilyFortenberry-og3rf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These are THE BEST puns I have ever heard. And they’re not like cheesy or quirky just flat out funny😅!

  • @laeeqwilliams1771
    @laeeqwilliams1771 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    This dude literally added gasoline to the fire

    • @mortumatiidekkt
      @mortumatiidekkt ปีที่แล้ว +17

      if it's gonna burn anyway, best to make it quicker :))

    • @cheesypizzajokes
      @cheesypizzajokes ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mortumatiidekkt exactly

    • @glitch-pr3nr
      @glitch-pr3nr ปีที่แล้ว

      Carrot top😅

    • @glitch-pr3nr
      @glitch-pr3nr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@mortumatiidekkt only fools rush in, where angels fear to tread😅

    • @baron5688
      @baron5688 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that's not what literally means...

  • @wakaneut
    @wakaneut ปีที่แล้ว +885

    It's always the co-worker that that you "don't have to worry".

    • @goodiegoodygumdrops
      @goodiegoodygumdrops ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly

    • @peterthethird7132
      @peterthethird7132 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love how females don't realize that the only reason a man and woman r friends is because one or both the genders got feelings for each other but it's just not there yet. I bet the same females would go apeshit if their man had a girl "bestfriend"

    • @MrRmmk1
      @MrRmmk1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      If you have to worry about it, why are you with your partner in the first place. Should be confident in your ability to keep her. And confident that you'll find someone else if it doesn't work out

    • @faycheney4106
      @faycheney4106 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I said the 'you don't have to worry about him" line.... Been together for ten years now 😂

    • @ceoofperception
      @ceoofperception 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know he fucking the shit out your wife like tf that’s messed up ima cry for you

  • @joanthomastheorbmagnet9855
    @joanthomastheorbmagnet9855 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We need more Matt Strife.. your truth is hysterical 🤣

  • @isabelstone5994
    @isabelstone5994 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow that transition was impeccable lol 😂

  • @geesegoose6174
    @geesegoose6174 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    The look in his eyes at 'THAT'S WORSE' 😂 shit got real

  • @VenarootYTC
    @VenarootYTC 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Damn I love this man. 😂😂

  • @bennyfugazzi1054
    @bennyfugazzi1054 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When she said teacher you know he was hoping for nurse 😂

  • @jasonforpresident5678
    @jasonforpresident5678 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Y’all are about to be history”
    That was a BAR

  • @emilybeecher1589
    @emilybeecher1589 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Rip to the couple, they fought on the way but they’re DEFINITELY fighting on the way home, too

    • @KristianRobertsen
      @KristianRobertsen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And when they break up, that "best friend" will dial up his game for sure.
      99 out of 100, the dude is waiting to F her.

  • @santosvenegas6422
    @santosvenegas6422 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This dude is the best haha

  • @GaMeBoY439
    @GaMeBoY439 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This guy is amazing at crowd work. Kudos 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I gotta catch a Matt Rife show at some point. Him and Troy Bond

  • @toCatchAnAI
    @toCatchAnAI 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6003

    He just saved a dude from a lifelong suffering.

    • @nix2455
      @nix2455 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Actually though.

    • @ceoofperception
      @ceoofperception 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Tell yo girl I said hello I know who you are

    • @eradict
      @eradict 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      I feel like dude's just overthinking

    • @toomandjeerriy5035
      @toomandjeerriy5035 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Balls

    • @barkleybarkleyy4418
      @barkleybarkleyy4418 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

      @@eradict I don't feel, I know, that he is in fact not overthinking. BFF, coworker, opposite gender? Lmfao, get out of here.

  • @kingten912
    @kingten912 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    I got a job working at a call center for century link, sometime later I helped my girlfriend get a job there also. They put us on different teams so we wouldn't distract each other. A guy on her team started going to her cubicle all the time talking (flirting) with her. I asked if it was a problem and she said no it was harmless and he just was helping her learn the new job. I'm not a very insecure person and I didn't think I had reason to not trust her so I let it be.
    She's now my ex girlfriend and married to that guy.

    • @kxnfuzed2582
      @kxnfuzed2582 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Sorry about that bro. Its sad how sometimes other people can get what they want and experience no consequences for hurting the people they leave behind.

    • @kingten912
      @kingten912 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kxnfuzed2582 You're right, but for real it's his problem now. Without getting into it, there was so much toxicity in that relationship. I mean I hope they have a happy life and all that, I don't wish them any pain or illwill or anything. But if she's still like she was when we were together.. lol man he did me a solid and really saved my life even if not meaning to.
      I took 4 years after that just being single. I focused on work, trying to take the right steps to find a career path. I did the Tinder thing a bit and I kept my eyes open in case I saw a woman of value but I never did so I refused to let myself get caught up again with someone like her who I lost so much time with. Eventually though I took a job where I met the woman that would become my best friend. She's everything I could want in a partner.
      Had I stayed with my girlfriend from before, I likely would have never met her, and if I would have I wouldn't have paid her any attention because I wasn't interested in cheating or putting energy into other women, so she would have floated right by me. Not to mention, the ex probably would have been the death of me. So I feel like I got the upper hand on that one if anything lol.
      But I appreciate the good sentiment all the same. Not everyone's situation is like mine.. It's terrible how so many of us let these women ruin our lives.

    • @travishayslip9409
      @travishayslip9409 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kxnfuzed2582 bro it's life. Don't take it like a bitch, take it like a man and move on

    • @Anonymous8317
      @Anonymous8317 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup, guys aren’t friends with women for no reason. If they like you, they want you.

    • @therealhound3977
      @therealhound3977 ปีที่แล้ว

      She didn't deserve you on the positive side that at least it happened before u settled down and destroyed your life

  • @alejandrogonzalez9287
    @alejandrogonzalez9287 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh my god those puns 🤣

  • @Kodamare
    @Kodamare 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Mans honestly one of the best wingmen at his shows, and be real, some of these are like dad level jokes but his delivery and expression are spot on xD

  • @ajdrikk
    @ajdrikk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    ITS ALWAYS THE MATH WOMAN TEACHER AND THE SCIENCE MAN TEACHER.

    • @M3ricle
      @M3ricle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My math teacher Man was married to my science teacher woman. Swap roles but yeah

  • @aknightwing9077
    @aknightwing9077 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I had two teachers that were “best friends”. Til one left her husband for the other teacher.

    • @Rob-hb7wh
      @Rob-hb7wh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Hey whaddya know, same! Two English teachers, and she had just had a kid maybe a year or two previously with the husband she left. Definitely didn't help that the students egged them on

    • @Tim-is-short
      @Tim-is-short 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I think every school has had _those_ teachers.

    • @noahpickerill3749
      @noahpickerill3749 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Rob-hb7whoh wow, that's awful 😖

    • @FelixianoWest
      @FelixianoWest 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yup, that happened in my school as well.

  • @11jrg11
    @11jrg11 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love ❤️ that the couple was chill! 🎉Go back and see Matt in 20yrs! Lol if he's still around..

  • @Mo_rena-ch2pu
    @Mo_rena-ch2pu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LoVe It! Can’t wait to watch your stand up 🥳

  • @PlantHoardingAdventures
    @PlantHoardingAdventures ปีที่แล้ว +427

    🤣🤣🤣 bro you just caused the fight on the way home! Lol

    • @marcose1137
      @marcose1137 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Nah, fight was gonna continue anyways, he just gave my boy support👍

    • @Xennyballs
      @Xennyballs ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit good

    • @snroper96
      @snroper96 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They each went their separate ways after that lol

    • @FluffyBusch
      @FluffyBusch ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marcose1137 He red pilled him.
      “Best friend” at work? Comon my guy….

    • @marcose1137
      @marcose1137 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FluffyBusch word lmao, ppl in the future are gonna laugh at this type of shit.

  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN ปีที่แล้ว +2749

    She got herself a "work boyfriend".
    Never a good thing, gents. Never a good thing.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine women having friends. Disgusting

    • @aglassofwhitewata8759
      @aglassofwhitewata8759 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ntr

    • @unbanned6175
      @unbanned6175 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I'd just find myself a "weekend girlfriend" lmao

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@unbanned6175 work boyfriend isn't actually a boyfriend.
      It's usually "work husband" which usually just means that you are being shipped together. Doesn't mean anything more than that

    • @NeoN-PeoN
      @NeoN-PeoN ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@tatiana4050 Never a good thing, homie. Never a good thing.

  • @AlexAlex-wp1ef
    @AlexAlex-wp1ef 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Broo you’re genius 😂😂😂😂

  • @westcoastkitties
    @westcoastkitties 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg 😂😂😂😂😂 I just discover this guy yesterday and can’t get enough , he is amazing.

  • @WiseDelilah
    @WiseDelilah ปีที่แล้ว +125

    As someone who works in a school, I've seen many 'work best friends' become couples and they all had children within a year or getting together.

  • @ajvaldez42
    @ajvaldez42 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1980

    The only other person in my department is a married guy with three kids. We chat all the time because we're sitting right next to each other for 8 hours a day. One day, he said I was his work wife. My reply
    "Ugh! No, thanks. I have a husband already, don't need more."
    Boundaries are a sign of respect for everyone involved.

    • @lnSignia
      @lnSignia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      Good action Miss.

    • @nishthagupta1357
      @nishthagupta1357 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Exactly

    • @roozki808
      @roozki808 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      Its honestly wild how people literally start using terminology like this lmfao..
      Subconciously creating a situation by referring to a woman you work with as your work wife, and before you know it, things aren’t going so smooth at home and it can lead to disaster… Just stay professional and refer to them as your god damn colleagues😂😭

    • @samanthakoehler5522
      @samanthakoehler5522 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Cool story. She has a friend. Never called him a work hubby. Do you have friends? That would be a relatable topic to this

    • @nawdude4292
      @nawdude4292 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Respect to you, good woman✊
      He definitely knew what he was doing. Whether he really wants to go there or not isn't written in stone by his actions but he ain't exactly innocent either. Why even play around like that knowing how dumb we can get as humans?!

  • @musclemary2227
    @musclemary2227 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lmao 😂 he's really funny and so quick

  • @_aradgmz
    @_aradgmz หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's unbelievable the way this can be that spontaneous

  • @JakeTaaylor
    @JakeTaaylor ปีที่แล้ว +2734

    She was speaking fluently right up until he started to ask questions about her “best friend”. Then she stutters and says “uhh” before answering.

    • @LugaruEvolutions
      @LugaruEvolutions ปีที่แล้ว +74

      She didn't say a word before that lol

    • @alyssasnell17
      @alyssasnell17 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@LugaruEvolutions she got asked where she works and what she does for work and things like that and answered perfectly fine..until “best friend” was involved then she starts stuttering and messing up

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@alyssasnell17 I mean technically the very first question was about her "friend" because "where did you meet him" but I see what you mean now after he honed in on what he does she's like ehhh uhhh ohh ehh xD
      Also hear that pitch change after he drops the "do you have chemistry?" :') Almost as if she's holding back a laugh and suddenly tries to come of playful in a way. Not the greatest sign in my experience.

    • @alyssasnell17
      @alyssasnell17 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@reznovvazileski3193 exactly..

    • @Cricketmane
      @Cricketmane ปีที่แล้ว +49

      She for the streets

  • @kickupgamer
    @kickupgamer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +379

    That was good! He is so good at crowd work it’s unreal.

    • @eskimoblack
      @eskimoblack 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Agreed

    • @Junestdabest
      @Junestdabest 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@tenchu3770 still very good🗿

    • @MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp
      @MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To those who say he is so good and so polished

    • @MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp
      @MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And and if people accuse him of being as good as he really is because some of this is staged pre-work and polished button down to the point of it doesn't look like work which it is because he is worth he is working he's quick he's on the market and he is from of course OH but if those of you who think that this is this is not brilliance and I would say that you'd have to work for hours upon hours upon hours upon hours to get it to be a college as math has this he's as perceptive as anyone I've ever seen that age and he's only getting stronger so tell me somebody whose supposedly polished and got this thing down to his science and has has it you know completely all all the luster just keeps getting brighter and brighter you can't tell me that that comes with knowing his audience so well that he's going to know from which direction he every comment comes sorry that's not polished and that's not overly pre-work maybe a couple of things here and there but that's an original talent and we honor him and I honor him and thank him for all his work and and his enlightenment that he's bringing to relationships

    • @kickupgamer
      @kickupgamer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tenchu3770 lol sounds good Bud 😂

  • @Lunareclipse9
    @Lunareclipse9 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He is too good at this. Does he plant these people in the audience and have a joke already set up between them?? Lol😂

  • @timothymatthews7028
    @timothymatthews7028 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Exceptional crowd work

  • @Kcco03_
    @Kcco03_ หลายเดือนก่อน

    He’s so quick 😂

  • @TazControl9
    @TazControl9 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    My man the executioner, breaking up relationships in real time

    • @TheRealGuusMcgoose
      @TheRealGuusMcgoose ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my thought too lmaooo i was like bruhhhhh

    • @legionslair148
      @legionslair148 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He saved that dude some trouble for sure😂

  • @fiddymcdiddy8301
    @fiddymcdiddy8301 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    That guys voice had all the answers you’ll ever need in life.

  • @Thatguy74453
    @Thatguy74453 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was honestly the funniest I heard all day😂

  • @rachidvanheyningen
    @rachidvanheyningen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brooo is tooooo quick with it 😂

  • @PM2esc
    @PM2esc 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +293

    She may think they are just innocent friends but the husband knows what this co-worker of hers is thinking without even meeting him.

    • @serrael-182
      @serrael-182 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      If shes hot and hes not gay for sure.
      I was kind of friends with unattractive girls i still prefer male friends a lot.
      I can have good relationships with female co workers even if theyre hot but yes it could get difficult if there are no clear boundaries. (If were both single of course it could be a chance theoretically)

    • @Hello0x0
      @Hello0x0 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Honestly women know what they are doing. If your bf/husband feels uncomfortable of an opposite sx close friend and you continue to do it albeit behind his back she cheating 100%, because her guilty conscious is real

    • @adepuscas6501
      @adepuscas6501 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      This is so true, I had a friend that I didn't see that often (like once every 2-3 months through a common friend) and my fiancée always said that the guy is off. I reassured him that this is not the case as I was soo sure that nothing is wrong. One day the guy tried to kiss me although I was very distant and after i rejected him he showed up the next day at our home, broke in and tried to convince me to run away with him. Luckily my fiancée was home and pinned him down until the police came.
      I repeat myself, we were not close friends at all, and I never gave him false ideas. My fiancée was right, man know what's in other men's minds. Trust your man ladies and ditch suspicious guys.

    • @Mac-hr9rg
      @Mac-hr9rg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@adepuscas6501cool totally I relatable story that nobody cares about

  • @RoyJones.
    @RoyJones. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Matt Rifes comedy is gold. He is witty, so quick comebacks and puns is on another level. Intrusive thoughts is insanely interesting to watch.

  • @irishdrunkass
    @irishdrunkass 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rife's improv is S-tier man, dude works crowds like nobody else

  • @joshharrold3056
    @joshharrold3056 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ya gotta love with quick wit with the crowd haha, he can make a show just talking to the crowd and f**king with them 😂😂

  • @junimoony
    @junimoony ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Guess you could say that guy was performing some
    Social studies.

    • @HoneyPastry
      @HoneyPastry 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Nice

    • @shapshooter7769
      @shapshooter7769 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      And occasionally, gets some "physical education"

    • @jimiboi87
      @jimiboi87 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@shapshooter7769and afterwards they practice English! Hehe

  • @llkg9
    @llkg9 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    I've had male colleagues that were great friends and nothing more. But the way she says "Nooooooo" makes me think there's something going on, or she wishes there was.

    • @Richard-qd8tz
      @Richard-qd8tz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Every one of your male colleagues would’ve banged you if given the slightest chance. You might not admit that but it’s 100% true.

  • @ericmaya3657
    @ericmaya3657 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That "NOOO!" After the chemistry question was a yes! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @grantvlcek2998
    @grantvlcek2998 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude this just kills it. Every video he just roasts

  • @gotsnuffify
    @gotsnuffify ปีที่แล้ว +47

    She had to think about under what category anatomy fell under.

    • @dbhugs
      @dbhugs ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She really need go back to college if that's the case cause it sure ain't under Chemistry 😂😂
      Oh wait she said science 😂😂 rescinded

  • @rayden3857
    @rayden3857 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He knew right away that's fucking crazy "who's the guy in her life that you hate" im rollinghh

  • @jrhelios8443
    @jrhelios8443 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We will not let you get canceled!! We love you bro!

  • @sugewhitejacoby8654
    @sugewhitejacoby8654 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    His play on words is so fast and spot on! But his tickets are crazy$$$$

  • @shizzle7642
    @shizzle7642 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    So quick & witty…😍❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @elizabethjoiner
    @elizabethjoiner ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I literally rolled my eyes when he said the chemistry bit

    • @noyoudidnt5816
      @noyoudidnt5816 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cool

    • @kitkat79az
      @kitkat79az 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      but i bet he got u w the history bit! 😂😂 cuz saaaame! ahhaa then i LOLed hahaha

  • @tylerbrown8386
    @tylerbrown8386 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Matt's on the fly Jokes are so damn funny!! He's the best at working an audience! Dude is hilarious 😊

  • @marissabenson9968
    @marissabenson9968 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Seriously you’re so hilarious I hope to get to a show one day soon. I watch all your videos I lmao

  • @FilthyCasual272
    @FilthyCasual272 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    The way she said "NOoo" she's super guilty. She should stop denying it and move on.

    • @rafar5113
      @rafar5113 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Don't expect that from a 304 that's with a beta simp my friend.

    • @lpycb42
      @lpycb42 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah exactly “Nooooooooo teeheee”

    • @Drewitall54
      @Drewitall54 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Or she's nervous cause shes being asked about personal shit by a comedian in front of a bunch of people she don't know lmao

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Drewitall54 All the other shit was personal as well and she wasn't awkward or shy to admit even she was there with her boyfriend and they had a fight on the way here. I've been clowned on far more than I'm willing to admit and this kinda random pitch change is bad news most of the time.

    • @Dshatila1983
      @Dshatila1983 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@Drewitall54 We know women more than they know themselves.

  • @OrionWolf00
    @OrionWolf00 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    gonna be a quiet car ride back home 😂

  • @ilovejoharai
    @ilovejoharai 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He said who fought on the way over here😂

  • @Lloydw1LL1aM
    @Lloydw1LL1aM 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This was brilliant 😂

  • @noelleabra147
    @noelleabra147 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The "according to her" is really the important part

  • @picklepoe641
    @picklepoe641 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The history punch line was quick! Smooth criminal 👍