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  • @michaeliredale4545
    @michaeliredale4545 ปีที่แล้ว +5935

    Finally a Woman who has the balls to tell the truth!!

  • @janihensley5306
    @janihensley5306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2857

    JP's sarcasm game is on point. I think that's how he's survived . AI doesn't recognize sarcasm

    • @waldo2543
      @waldo2543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      🤣

    • @kiwidadygirl
      @kiwidadygirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wish that were true. Unfortunately the problem often is that they don't. I guess it depends how the sarcasm goes. If you do it one way the AI thinks it's serious and you get spanked for it.

    • @Nowhy
      @Nowhy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiwidadygirl AI doesn't exist and doesn't think. And algorithms, resp. machine learning has no intellect for it is all about patterns.. Kinda like most people, who have no clue about irony with their fake-happiness-being-positive-act (as if humans are their thoughts)...

    • @kiwidadygirl
      @kiwidadygirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Nowhy no one is talking literal AI. It's as simple as words and phrases being flagged so sarcasm used one way gets ya spanked. Why do people take every comment literally when the context is clear?

    • @Nowhy
      @Nowhy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiwidadygirl I cannot speak for people, but if I would speculate about people, then I would say that most don't know or care about the difference between data and information (and that in the so-called information age). Manipulating context is the bread and butter of brainwashing (it comes before manipulating emotions)..
      Btw, it is possible that you misunderstand me and I am fine with that, for I cannot ask questions for somebody else.

  • @ceije5671
    @ceije5671 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Is this because I identify as black" killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MsMelissa1962
    @MsMelissa1962 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    As a woman meaning a natural born woman I wanna thank you and your wife for standing up for us And all the men that stand up for us

    • @30noir
      @30noir ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Don't feel the need to say what a woman is. Normal people already know. Those who don't are beyond reason.

    • @karlomagnoguadalupe4843
      @karlomagnoguadalupe4843 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cis woman right? 🤣

    • @SDeww
      @SDeww ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @MsMelissa1962 but woman need to stand up and say no!,
      we need the woman to stand right next to us as you have done for a million years!.

    • @justiceavenger275
      @justiceavenger275 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@karlomagnoguadalupe4843"Woman" there is no "cis woman" .

    • @karlomagnoguadalupe4843
      @karlomagnoguadalupe4843 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justiceavenger275 or she could be a 2 spirit panda / cat 😅 man, she won't be allowed in so many apartment buildings

  • @tracieyudichak2315
    @tracieyudichak2315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    "Women can get other women pregnant. I've done it!"
    LMFAO! 😆🤣😂😅😊💗😎

    • @briancarter3717
      @briancarter3717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      So did the guy in the women's prison.

    • @tracieyudichak2315
      @tracieyudichak2315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@briancarter3717 umm, where are your gender manners. "Guy"?! Guys aren't allowed in women prisons. You are grammatically incorrect. You meant "trans woman". You wouldn't want to be looking like a fool out here in the internet streets being all grammatically incorrect, now do you?!
      Now there, that makes biologically more sense!

    • @johntavares1218
      @johntavares1218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That diddler stuff is next bruh, thats what this shit is about mark my words. These people are sick

    • @neilsun2521
      @neilsun2521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Womb-man / Wom an / Woman. Yet there are some men walking around with wombs these days. (Etymology is all f'd up I guess.)

    • @East.Afrikan
      @East.Afrikan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@briancarter3717 I know at least he played the System 😂😂😂

  • @SaiyanDemon
    @SaiyanDemon ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    Imagine being a woman who worked hard, trained hard, did everything you could to better yourself to become the best female athlete only for it to get swiped away from some dude who decided yesterday that he want to be female

    • @lakenghost
      @lakenghost ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Train harder it is what I do when I play sports whenever someone beat me I was trained hard and give me enough time and training you will succeed

    • @alexmurphy5548
      @alexmurphy5548 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      @@lakenghost you don't know how powerful testosterone is

    • @carmay3600
      @carmay3600 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Klayden no amount of training will increase a biological womens lung capacity, bone density, shoulder width, height or hand size.

    • @dammymurphy3964
      @dammymurphy3964 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lakenghost you could train till you turn blue in the face and your veins pop out, you can't fight biology. Women can't compete with men when it comes to physical strength. At least the average man or woman

    • @reneechery9903
      @reneechery9903 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like the way you said it loll

  • @kathyohara6658
    @kathyohara6658 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I live in Africa. To the western world, we are highly entertained by your gender confusion. Here when toddlers discover their differences, they know whether they are a brother or a sister, whether they will grow up to be a mommy or a daddy, an uncle or an aunt, and a grandmother or a grandfather. In fact even in school where english is a second language, they know who is he, she, him, her. We don't have big pharma here either and therapists are usually the elders of families or of the community. With all the entertainment from your countries, we are opting for our good old fashioned traditions rather than the more modern progress of chaos and confusion. 😉

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Crazy here in the west!

    • @user-dr4mv9wm9r
      @user-dr4mv9wm9r 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The demons will be in your country soon… if they are not there already….✝️✝️✝️

    • @gugusibanda4056
      @gugusibanda4056 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well said 😊

    • @user-dr4mv9wm9r
      @user-dr4mv9wm9r 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Most of the demons hang out in the west…. They will be in AFRICA soon enough (I hope not, pray they stay away)✝️✝️✝️

    • @seannastowers386
      @seannastowers386 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      American is taken over by satan himself. The gender confusion, chaos and conflict swarms us Americans. I plan to move soon!!!

  • @dopedrums
    @dopedrums ปีที่แล้ว +12

    She's truly a strong black woman 💪

  • @malesavandyke8422
    @malesavandyke8422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4420

    The algorithm doesn’t pick up on JP’s sarcasm, he a comedian genius!

    • @ACarter87
      @ACarter87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Lmao right! He’s so on it that you can’t tell it’s satire lol

    • @laserus3333
      @laserus3333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Al Gore has rhythm? I wasn't aware of that.He created the internet all by himself.It wasnt CERN Like some people think. I didnt know AL was a drummer tho.

    • @gelflingfay
      @gelflingfay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I love J.P.

    • @matespider
      @matespider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      With this many subscribers, I bet some human could come and push that button to delete his channel, still don't understand why he is on youtube.

    • @redshift912
      @redshift912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It would be comedic genius

  • @couldibewearinganymoreclothes
    @couldibewearinganymoreclothes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    "you can't have happiness without penis" as a straight woman, I fucking agree 😂

    • @ade3050
      @ade3050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It took a while to understand your statement. The light bulb switched on when I got it💡 *you can't have happiness without penis* for a straight person 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Nadine Medeiros
      As a straight man I also agree. But I think JP might be laying it on a tad thick. xD

    • @dlilwon
      @dlilwon ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@DemonicRemption oh yeah we like those too, “a tad thick” 👌🏾🤤

    • @carmay3600
      @carmay3600 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could I Be Wearing Any More Clothes? - I told my husband that I really like him and absolutely love him but his penis was the icing on the cake. It has made me very happy for 20 years. 🥰😜

    • @mistermastermind528
      @mistermastermind528 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dlilwon that's honesty right there 🫡

  • @Maxbps88
    @Maxbps88 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    This is hilarious. He pulled it off perfectly. Comedy is all about timing.

    • @phrixos2826
      @phrixos2826 ปีที่แล้ว

      And delivery! Deadpan is the best wy to stick it to the morons!

    • @emremokoko
      @emremokoko ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And being able to keep a straight face. 😂 I couldnt do it.

  • @PJ-cf5ko
    @PJ-cf5ko ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh mate. Manchester, England here. I was a having a shitty day in work until i stumbled across this GENIUS which will defo go into the archives as a classic.
    It was funny but amazing clever as well. What also made it was the guy reviewing the video. That was 100% pure hilarity right there. You’re appreciation of the vid was intense. I’ve now subscribed. His laughter is infectious 😂

  • @darrenmiller6927
    @darrenmiller6927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2225

    Those women trained their whole lives and the trans swimmer came in and crushed their dreams. Great video, super funny, humor that tells a truth like liquid acid. Thanks.

    • @evos469
      @evos469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Train harder

    • @slythefish8549
      @slythefish8549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@evos469 Kinda hard to do when one dude is a literal biological man who has more physical ability BECAUSE he is a man vs actual women who don’t have that advantage. Don’t even mention estrogen because it doesn’t work as quickly or effectively as you think. Do some research.

    • @evos469
      @evos469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@slythefish8549 so what's the excuse when a trans man beats a trans woman which actually happened?

    • @evos469
      @evos469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@slythefish8549 how about you do some research and understand that women don't really train the way they're suppose to especially college athletes.

    • @slythefish8549
      @slythefish8549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@evos469 I have done that research and that doesn’t just apply to female athletes. I’m saying that someone with a BIOLOGICAL advantage shouldn’t be competing in PHYSICAL activity with women. If they want to play chess than fine. I don’t want women to be screwed over because a dude decided to wear a dress.

  • @bleadzeking1
    @bleadzeking1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I love how he calls out the hypocrisy without coming off rude

    • @whatsup9260
      @whatsup9260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the biggest hypocrisy though is all the time wasted on the subject that is of little ''issue''
      meanwhile the tax payers money is dissapearing in some corporations pockets with the help of some political genius who figured out that we could be kept busy going dtupid hape shit on these issues.

    • @webgpu
      @webgpu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      humor has this ability 🙂

    • @whatsup9260
      @whatsup9260 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@webgpu humor is fine, he was pretty funny right there.
      it is the other not so funny people with hidden agenda.

    • @dailylivesgh8133
      @dailylivesgh8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He? She is a 23 year old black woman 🤣

  • @nikkig.2040
    @nikkig.2040 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I adored this video.... thank you for putting this out there. JP is awesome and based in logic. Thank Jesus people like you and others still exist. Just subscribed

  • @Wes777goldmbr777
    @Wes777goldmbr777 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Hahaha. Wife and I can't decide whats funnier JPs video or your reaction. Your reaction was priceless, we were pretty much in tears laughing the whole way through. Wes from Australia.

  • @gaylecheung3087
    @gaylecheung3087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    Thank you for supporting real women swimmers and all women sports, “born female’s” ♥️

    • @dalehammers4425
      @dalehammers4425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Sadly all this will keep going on as long as the women themselves remain silent. They are finally fixing swimming due to standing up, lets see it continue.

    • @evos469
      @evos469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If women wasn't talking ish about being able to beat men women sports wouldn't be having these issues.

    • @dalehammers4425
      @dalehammers4425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@evos469 Sadly yes they would. This is happening because of something else entirely.

    • @markbrown351
      @markbrown351 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evos469 it's happening because people are trying to ignore reality and playing pretend with gender

    • @evos469
      @evos469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dalehammers4425 yeah I know and I don't care about them.

  • @thatguy8005
    @thatguy8005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    His wife films all his stuff… I have no idea how she isn’t rolling on the ground laughing.

    • @cl8wnm5n
      @cl8wnm5n ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Had to be countless takes 🤣

  • @gerard4039
    @gerard4039 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This guy is the best troll ever … he present issues with comedy and fun … he should get an Oscar … seriously 😁😁😁😁

    • @Samil101
      @Samil101 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you need to find out the definition of troll

    • @PEAKENTV
      @PEAKENTV ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Samil101 i think this guy doesnt know what troll means lol educate him boys

  • @ifelthope100
    @ifelthope100 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This might be my favorite thing that JP has ever done. This is going in my funny folder to watch over and over when I need to pick me up.

  • @MikkosFree
    @MikkosFree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    He's actually an expert on skating the line, getting his message across without the powers that be going ballistic.

    • @jaylucas8352
      @jaylucas8352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a woke weirdo I’m literally shaking in anger at this video.

    • @Jaceftp
      @Jaceftp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch "what is a woman". By matt walsh. The guy is fearless

    • @JustanormalOof-em4eh
      @JustanormalOof-em4eh 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Jay Lucas can you explain why’s that?

  • @shawnpilgrim2355
    @shawnpilgrim2355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    JP has become a voice for the people. I started following him during Cov and love all his content.

    • @kiwidadygirl
      @kiwidadygirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You're newer to him then. If you haven't yet you should search through his older stuff. Man has been killing it for years!

    • @shawnpilgrim2355
      @shawnpilgrim2355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kiwidadygirl Yeah I started following him in early 2020. I vaguely remember seeing him before that but I’m not sure.

    • @cherylcogan3542
      @cherylcogan3542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shawnpilgrim2355 First video I saw of JP was reasons marijuana should be legal (maybe not exact title) - hilarious.

    • @MrColbrot
      @MrColbrot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's so good at pointing out how crazy our society has become.

    • @odochartaighofodonegal9815
      @odochartaighofodonegal9815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My 70+ year old parents laugh their ass off to all of JP's stuff- about all the exercise they get.

  • @tiffanyq.6004
    @tiffanyq.6004 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    JP is pure gold! Love his videos! Thank you for the laughs. 😂😂😂

  • @leogetz3570
    @leogetz3570 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Awaken with JP is absolutely hilarious. And I ain't gonna lie... he's actually rockin that one piece bathing suit!!

  • @_M-_-C_
    @_M-_-C_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "Women can get women pregnant..." this vid was brilliant the guy is a genius

    • @MrNukedawhales
      @MrNukedawhales 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he might even know how to write genius.

    • @kettya1059
      @kettya1059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The late-maturing Asari fan.

    • @_M-_-C_
      @_M-_-C_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrNukedawhales u on about ? :)

    • @MrNukedawhales
      @MrNukedawhales 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_M-_-C_ nutting.

  • @KaizenLegacy
    @KaizenLegacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    "I just don't identify the weights as very heavy, its that simple" - I about fell out of my chair with that one!

    • @Wukong2424
      @Wukong2424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Pure genius man! In a world where people can overlook facts just because they "identify" them differently is just plain insanity.

    • @NicGoldenEddie
      @NicGoldenEddie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Next time one of you the heavy lifting guys goes to work out and a skinny dude like me comes over and has questions, you say that line and we both cry laughing. This is the cherry on top of hypocrisy that makes the endurance and effort one has to put in the workout considerably proud.. (?)

    • @jameswright4640
      @jameswright4640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've adopted that strategy for my workouts as well!

    • @taynadelmar8608
      @taynadelmar8608 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "you can't have happenis without a penis"

    • @dalehammers4425
      @dalehammers4425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was best for me until "I'm the one that hit the deer" That just got me man.

  • @alexaguirre3015
    @alexaguirre3015 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When I saw this video for the first time I thought he was serious and my blood pressure was rising but as the video continued I realized he was just standing up for our female born ladies and I just started laughing, good job JP

  • @lilsumpn
    @lilsumpn ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've been following him for years. Just started following you and I finally feel like I have a friend to watch stuff with... you be laughing with me and questioning the same stuff.. You are rad

  • @slavi7191
    @slavi7191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    JP is a satirical genius!
    His videos are amazing for sure!

    • @jaylucas8352
      @jaylucas8352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m literally shaking !! I identify as an old washing machine.

    • @slavi7191
      @slavi7191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jaylucas8352 🤣😂🤣😂👍👍👍👍

  • @Cubs-Fan.10
    @Cubs-Fan.10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    JP is fucking hilarious. He's got a ton of shit you'd love.

    • @militarybrat9734
      @militarybrat9734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One of my favorites is the life jacket requirements/mandates..... several episodes covering the ridiculousness of masks, but under the disguise of life jackets. Then the meat eaters acting like vegans episode.... genius.

    • @WyoSavage1976
      @WyoSavage1976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@militarybrat9734 he is the master of Sarcasm.

    • @bordapatrol4930
      @bordapatrol4930 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he was befofe he obviously changed values to cash in on the 85IQ qanon people fucking their cousins down south

    • @Cubs-Fan.10
      @Cubs-Fan.10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His vegan video had me in tears.

    • @1Psalmaday
      @1Psalmaday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out Ryan Long as well. Legends

  • @darthlogicus
    @darthlogicus ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The funniest part is all the literal flexes JP is pulling off, while he's flexing. 😂

  • @sandranoonan3141
    @sandranoonan3141 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time holy hell I’m still laughing my dog has come up and wrapped herself around me and is literally licking my face off coz she thinks I’m in pain or something coz I can’t stop laughing omg can’t get any better than this man
    Peace

  • @Ducky190
    @Ducky190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Pure genius. If natural born biological women are being dismissed at this point anything is fair game. Our feelings and rights are being overlooked. It is what is right? This is a PSA for the woke community.

    • @lemturner5448
      @lemturner5448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To me that's not being woke what JP did is

    • @mattblack9720
      @mattblack9720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Woke means awakened. A man turning into a woman is not an awakened state.

    • @fishermennomi538
      @fishermennomi538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattblack9720 no lie best shit I've read today.

    • @bordapatrol4930
      @bordapatrol4930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      theyre not being dismissed. shes literally not the best in any of her actual events. was 2nd as a man and literally set records, to 400th as a woman. clearly hormone therapy works.

    • @blickedxb
      @blickedxb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mattblack9720 They call themselves woke while burying their head in their pillows.

  • @RockyVegaTV
    @RockyVegaTV ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I been following JP for years now. That dude is HILARIOUS and the kinda person we need shedding light on today's nonsense in society.

    • @veed1331
      @veed1331 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, nonsense is a veeeery gentle word :) Still, I have Two better stories: a guy who just won... miss Nederland :D and in USA prison a few guys being locked for yeaaars for raping womens, decided that from now on, they are not men anymore, now they are women so they want to be in womens prison. And guess what... They transfered them to Women's prison hahahahahaha. I laughed soooo hard when I first time heard that.

    • @Pun116
      @Pun116 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some of his stuff is good. But, he's gone off the rails because of his echo chambers recently.

  • @gabrielkleincerbito693
    @gabrielkleincerbito693 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This mockery! This mockery!! Is amazing!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maryahharris5173
    @maryahharris5173 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw the one where he's going to Doctors complaining about not getting pregnant. I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jbillo6564
    @jbillo6564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I remember when JP was just bashing on about crystals and yoga, his stuff has come a long way. I'm glad people enjoyed that video as much as me. Hilarious.

    • @rogaken
      @rogaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How i found him. His vegan stuff. Haha

    • @Jason_Van_Stone
      @Jason_Van_Stone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found his "if meat eaters acted like vegans"...a few years ago, but my favorite is during the covid/shut downs,"What celebrities are like during quarantine"...he was portraying a celebrity so bored in their million dollar house and "is going what we're (common people) going through" lmfao

  • @teezwilliams22
    @teezwilliams22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    “I just don’t identify weights as heavy” killlled me!!! And all real women I got y’all back, just start havin our backs again!!!

    • @Polo22546
      @Polo22546 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I fell out!! 😂

    • @maryahharris5173
      @maryahharris5173 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too.😂😂😂

    • @tiffanyq.6004
      @tiffanyq.6004 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      As an actual woman I have men's backs. Feminism has destroyed our society and we need good strong men to lead. I'm a strong woman, but love when my husband steps up as a man and leads. I will support him 100%.

    • @oliviaortiz5157
      @oliviaortiz5157 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also he IDs as black, so the other girls are racist 😅😂

    • @yaviroli4580
      @yaviroli4580 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TempleofChristMinistries
    @TempleofChristMinistries ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Be cunning as serpents but innocent as doves, this is a very clever video, well done.

  • @mannie7028
    @mannie7028 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the humour and satire ... I needed a good laugh. Thank you 😊

  • @nerdcamel
    @nerdcamel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Not going to lie. I'm a Democrat, but this has gone way to damn far. This is why I won't watch the news on the major networks. It's biology, my dude got that right. I wish common sense would spread like covid. Good job Stevie.

    • @mr.makedonija2627
      @mr.makedonija2627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Smh

    • @jimthompson3422
      @jimthompson3422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You might want to consider being an independent as the Democrat party has left you in many ways more than this.

    • @stevovimy
      @stevovimy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You contributed to this madness if you voted for Biden.

    • @CrimsonWolf69
      @CrimsonWolf69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to Conservatism. Because, if you're to the anywhere to the right of Stalin, that's what you are now.

    • @jstenberg3192
      @jstenberg3192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I went Independent. It is freeing! Im still pro gay marraige, prochoice, vegetarian, etc...but I can't pull the lever for the Dems anymore....I actually like my country. Peace to you whatever journey you take.

  • @donnietrump9517
    @donnietrump9517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    This guy should get an Emmy for bringing inclusiveness!!

  • @alexj.pereira528
    @alexj.pereira528 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I thought this dude was very serious about the bullshit he was saying in this video, but now I realize he was not only trolling the woke community, but he’s a comedian. This shit went entirely over my head before watching this again. Very genius, funny as hell, and insightfully true

  • @pinkdiamonds9137
    @pinkdiamonds9137 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Hey ladies, I beat you by 11 minutes; get over it!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonathanrobertson3406
    @jonathanrobertson3406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    The sick part of this whole things is that the great JP even has to make a parody of this. There are actually people out there who really do believe men can get pregnant, have periods, and are no different than women.

    • @linusgustafsson2629
      @linusgustafsson2629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      A woman is just a man with two extra letters.

    • @ivannasha5556
      @ivannasha5556 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We should go back to locking up people. Who think they're Jesus or Napoleon in the psyche ward. Like we used to do. Instead of propping them up as role models for impressionable kids.

    • @kinglarosco1billionyearsag102
      @kinglarosco1billionyearsag102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shyt from what I see today, they can. Men be on they periods, be acting like they pregnant so they must be 😂
      They even have period pads for men 😂
      But it ain't me, so I'm 👍

    • @yourhostandnarrator4232
      @yourhostandnarrator4232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Those are two **extra letters**…therefore different…similar yes…but still different

    • @freedomsong9747
      @freedomsong9747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@linusgustafsson2629 glad you figured out the difference

  • @LtheDetective
    @LtheDetective 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    JP got the most funniest ways of making stupid people look really stupid 🤣🤣😂

    • @hejalll
      @hejalll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What bothers me is, I can give you 100 women who are trans who you would guess 9/10 times are women, without knowing their gender. Yet you also hold the opinion that we can't change gender, how does that work?
      That being said, trans should not be allowed to compete with cis in pro level sports.

    • @LtheDetective
      @LtheDetective 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@hejalll like I said about this to another person... just create a trans category in watever sport they wanna compete in...That way they have "their rights" to compete, and at the same time not infringe upon those who are natural women. And it's funny because I don't see trans men clawing at the door to enter men's sports 🤔...😂😂😂

    • @hejalll
      @hejalll 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LtheDetective Yeah, as I said, I literally agree that they shouldn't be allowed to compete.
      Now respond to the first half of my comment ?

    • @LtheDetective
      @LtheDetective 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@hejalll I don't use modernly vague terms like gender. I use the primitive clear term SEX. So today people can say things like "gender identity" but many who use gender identity can't claim a sex like Male/Female... because it'll solidify wat u really are. Female no matter what species including trees produce fruit, and the male even with trees pollinate. I don't care how good a job a Dr did in making someone look identical to their counterparts...if u can't pollinate? Ur not male. And if u aren't born with the ability or the potential to take that pollen to produce fruit?..Ur not a female species. Hope that answers the question u asked

    • @hejalll
      @hejalll 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LtheDetective I mean, not really. So the only way you can tell someone's gender is by looking at their reproductive organs and chromosomes? Which means you can't tell someone's gender when you see people in public ?

  • @kristenwolfe5272
    @kristenwolfe5272 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂 I don't know what was more hysterical. Jp, or your reactions. Bless you both. ❤

  • @m.detagianfaiz6253
    @m.detagianfaiz6253 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this dude video should be "try to not laugh challenge" on hard mode. this shit funny as hell

  • @uraniumpenetrator3844
    @uraniumpenetrator3844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    She's shattering the glass ceiling. So stunning and brave!

    • @seanlovi8798
      @seanlovi8798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You forgot...." so powerful"

    • @Batz408
      @Batz408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @lenaporter694
      @lenaporter694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is a damn man!

    • @JetAkuta
      @JetAkuta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you meant so say "he"

    • @juliab9596
      @juliab9596 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really? Since she's competing against females and is not really in a leadership position in a male dominated field.

  • @usmcdevildog6935
    @usmcdevildog6935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Hercules: I'm just a pretty girl trying to do my best in this "all woman" weight lifting contest.
    Interviewer: Aren't you the prince of strength?
    Hercules: 🤔 That's so misogynist.

    • @jaylucas8352
      @jaylucas8352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m literally shaking !! I identify as an earthquake btw.

    • @billyhangman8188
      @billyhangman8188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jaylucas8352 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @adibee88
    @adibee88 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I AM SUPPORTING this Woman and her DREAMS!! 😂😅😂😅

  • @thedragon-gr
    @thedragon-gr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I m watching you all the way from Greece on the fight against insanity, all the best from the country where democracy was born man !! Keep ii up !! Cheers

  • @sonofthemorning5664
    @sonofthemorning5664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    My boy awaken with JP never misses

  • @Abigelow15
    @Abigelow15 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I can't help but crack up every time I see this. I've always loved comedians that utilize touchy subjects!

  • @Averagemum85
    @Averagemum85 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When you crack up Stevie it is Gold! 😂😂😂 best believe we are laughing with you too!! 😂😂

  • @juanzulu1318
    @juanzulu1318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I agree. This clip summarizes the trans nonsense so damn well. As often with ideologies: humor is their strongest enemy (see Chaplin's Dictator) as it removes the mask which in rational dialog isnt possible.
    Unfortunately, in many countries such commedy is purged because of the fear of being labeled as " transphopic.". This fact in itself is clear sign how worse the situation actually is.

    • @Antechynus
      @Antechynus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A clear concise intelligent point, presented well... 👍from a stray Aussie.

    • @sir2657
      @sir2657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes like Sweden Denmark Norway...most importantly USA...can't think of many others that are hard core about it...but here in greece women still have rights

    • @amai2307
      @amai2307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I suppose he just does not identify it as transphobic.

    • @everogers4435
      @everogers4435 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also if you don't like a certain flood or hobby its ok to say,but if you don't like lgbtqs you get in strife,no ones allowed to have different views now.

    • @everogers4435
      @everogers4435 ปีที่แล้ว

      I meant food sorry

  • @carolynkalisch7128
    @carolynkalisch7128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I thought we'd lost commonsense to the younger generation. You've proved me wrong. Some commonsense still exists today, there is hope. Keep on keeping on with the work you do. Well done

    • @CARidingAcademy
      @CARidingAcademy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whew, I have been worried.

    • @sir2657
      @sir2657 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No there is no hope because in high positions such as politics....the left movement is winning

    • @LostPhotograph
      @LostPhotograph 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He in his early 40s and most of his fanbase is boomers. You don't do comedy well sorry

    • @johnstrife7
      @johnstrife7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LostPhotograph cry + cope

    • @tyronelorenzovalentio3414
      @tyronelorenzovalentio3414 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnstrife7 cry

  • @dyazkiprit
    @dyazkiprit ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my favorite sarcastic creator 🤣🤣🤣 his contents are so funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @huertalapaz8359
    @huertalapaz8359 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is always that good the man is a genius , my center for humor ,gives me a belly ache from laughter every time . ❤️❤️❤️❤️👏👏👏👏

  • @professormoriarty6875
    @professormoriarty6875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Satire and sarcasm. The best way to get your message through without being canceled.

  • @jimcarriesa1911
    @jimcarriesa1911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Love JP glad you get to include him in the mix.

  • @spindeep23
    @spindeep23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She's so feminine and what Susan b Anthony fought for. Next is being our Miss America . U go Girl

  • @yoitshannond
    @yoitshannond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I actually laughed so hard . This guy is a comedic genius

  • @foncywoolsocksiii923
    @foncywoolsocksiii923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm in the recovery room rn at Bragg after surgery and y'all trying to make me DIE!! I'm trying so hard not to laugh that I'm crying. Good job. 💀🤣

  • @pribilovian4709
    @pribilovian4709 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I knew you'd crack up on the "identify the weights as heavy" part 🤣

  • @omanmano3277
    @omanmano3277 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best comedy I've ever seen,I farted laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!

  • @andrewstableford9781
    @andrewstableford9781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Stevie the way you cracked up when he revealed his package killed me!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Darkone2k9
    @Darkone2k9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    YES Stevie!!!!! I NEED to see you in the woman's Olympics 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bryanovalasiti3555
    @bryanovalasiti3555 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude acting out that swimming skit GOT ME ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR

  • @DJCrisisUK
    @DJCrisisUK ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy funny as hell and dont care about no one feelings 😂😂 his videos are something else

  • @joesmith5097
    @joesmith5097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    He killed it in this one! I don't identify the weights as heavy..perfect!

  • @crikey6979
    @crikey6979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It’s really great to see you smile! Yes, all of this craziness is the deal these days but being able to laugh sometimes is a relief

  • @lpulliam9332
    @lpulliam9332 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for making me laugh even harder than watching the JP's original video. Your hardy laugh said it all.

  • @satuteknologi1961
    @satuteknologi1961 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    YT and other sosmed need to push their programmer to another level on how to recognize sarcasm. His sense of humor is hilarious..

  • @traviszander
    @traviszander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You've got a HUGE catalog of his material to get through. From life in San Diego to political news and being a beta in the gym. He covers it all and it's hilarious.

  • @user-is9nm4vw8j
    @user-is9nm4vw8j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    You know the world is fucked when this is funny
    Really, when did we lose common sense?

    • @Sephiroso.
      @Sephiroso. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It used to be common all around the world at one point to have child brides, including here in America. When did humanity ever have common sense?

    • @Darkstar_Dayne
      @Darkstar_Dayne 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew we were fuked the moment I found out people believe there are more than 2 genders

    • @user-is9nm4vw8j
      @user-is9nm4vw8j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Sephiroso. sure it has but murder wasn’t
      I’m talking about the obvious here, just like how murder was a crime all around the world, it was widely known that men are more physically capable than women yet here we are trying to argue about it

    • @mikekelly5869
      @mikekelly5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have good news and bad news: bad first, this shit is mainly an American thing with a few echoes in Europe. Good next, the rest of the world is pointing and laughing

    • @Sephiroso.
      @Sephiroso. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mikekelly5869 I think you're a bit ignorant of large cultures around the world if you think this only happened in America/Europe.

  • @al-dorifto1631
    @al-dorifto1631 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    JP is the ma... I mean woman 😂😂😂 dam he is a legend and so brutally honest and i must say i respect full brutal honesty

  • @ibustanut
    @ibustanut ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Is it because i identify as Black?!" Lol

  • @mikeytrysyoutube
    @mikeytrysyoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Man 1st of all let me say it's good to see you laugh!! You take on a lot of this serious stuff so we don't have to and I know it's got to be stressful and I'm telling you I was laughing so hard with you im hurting. Keep up the struggle and we appreciate you!

    • @MsAubrey
      @MsAubrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's got a great laugh for sure! And you're right, we all need to laugh more often.

    • @faithful451
      @faithful451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel the same, I get too upset hearing about this stuff sometimes so appreciate the people that go through it all for us

  • @mammothworks
    @mammothworks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Hahaha..I have to say, this is one of the most enjoyable "react" videos I've watched. I've seen this JP skit several times, but laughing along with someone else just makes it 10x funnier

  • @mrlox9576
    @mrlox9576 ปีที่แล้ว

    My chest is sooo sore. Classic.
    Thanks Stevie, I needed that. 🤣
    You forgot to link to the original video Stevie. Doh!

  • @sar8349
    @sar8349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Your smile is addicting and your laugh is contagious! I am such a fan of JP and glad to see you enjoy this. Stay upbeat and enjoying life!

  • @audreyb6331
    @audreyb6331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Stevie I enjoy all of your reaction videos but this is BY FAR my FAVORITE!! I laughed so hard when watching the original video but watching you watch it and your laugh had me ROLLIN'!

  • @shaunohehir6415
    @shaunohehir6415 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a comedian JP is funny when using irony.

  • @maryahharris5173
    @maryahharris5173 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So what's next .. Like, "I identify as a super-powerful alien entity come to take over the world and y'all all must bow down to me." 👌😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kimberlyashcraft7841
    @kimberlyashcraft7841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I was laughing so hard at JP, then couldn’t catch my breath because I laughed harder at you laughing! Badass shirt you have on too, love it! Epic reaction!

  • @ron1martens
    @ron1martens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When I was young, I swam in competition.
    What I find amusing is Jp diving into the pool.
    I think every part of his, oh is it his? Video was done real well won thought from beginning to end.
    The style in swimming was a crack up. What I mean it's like watching learner swimmers and yet Jp is the world champion.
    I'm proud of Jp.
    Great video. I like how you appreciate good humour.

  • @j.davidsapp6212
    @j.davidsapp6212 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a riot, thank you both. Side note: your reactions didn't take away from the original. It was weaved in well, and added to the experience.

  • @shogunn5065
    @shogunn5065 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he said he they are mad cause he identifies as black I lost my coffee! 😂😂

  • @ArtofGhori
    @ArtofGhori ปีที่แล้ว +332

    So happy for this female swimmer getting all this recognition. Keep it up lady 👏

  • @joesmith5097
    @joesmith5097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I have probably watched this same reaction 5 or 6 times..just seeing how much joy it brings Stevie is hilarious. I can't get enough!

  • @GODsARMY121
    @GODsARMY121 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That HAPPENIS line was priceless.😂

  • @ceciliacrocker390
    @ceciliacrocker390 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm laughing twice as hard due to the host losing his sh××... 😂😂😂😂😅❤

  • @crazypolite
    @crazypolite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Thank God there's still real people out there holding it down 🙏🏻. We need more TH-camrs like this guy and JP

  • @jeffh7021
    @jeffh7021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Awaken with JP is one of my favorite channels . He nails it every time.

  • @TheZephyrsWind
    @TheZephyrsWind 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man it's so nice when you find people that don't give in. I was out of breath laughing at this!

  • @gigitrinidad921
    @gigitrinidad921 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He always makes me laugh, always a surprise awaiting. He’s the KING of Wait-For-It… He a unique respectful kind of guy when it comes to controversy topics, he handles it well! One of his most noted…the Chocolate Bars. 🤣😂. Happy that you review his sketches, he is VERY Creative! Has GOD and the ANGELS laughing. Thanks for supporting his work! (Love your t-shirt! Very correctly said! 👏👏👏🫶😇

  • @amberbrown9997
    @amberbrown9997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I was cracking up at your reactions. JP is hysterical. As a wife, mother of three sons and one grandson- - I LOVE your t-shirt!!!

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    JP has been funny for a long time. Glad someone put you on to his channel.

  • @coellnbrueder8879
    @coellnbrueder8879 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, your laugh is so contagious ... but JR really pushed buttons there! 🤣