Mick Jagger Told John Mulaney He’s Not Funny | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • John Mulaney describes that time he had to personally pitch SNL jokes to Mick Jagger and we're sweating just thinking about it.
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    John Mulaney relays stories from his childhood and “SNL,” eviscerates the value of college and laments getting older in this electric comedy special.
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  • @bury_me_shallow_ill_be_bac5368
    @bury_me_shallow_ill_be_bac5368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29286

    He’s like a DnD character who put all of his points into charisma

    • @matthewkain1860
      @matthewkain1860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +970

      He would be a tall Asian elf child

    • @adamclark9253
      @adamclark9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Weirdo101 Person the hell is dnd.

    • @lordsergal8783
      @lordsergal8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      @@adamclark9253 World of Warcraft before the internet.

    • @adamclark9253
      @adamclark9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@lordsergal8783 world of Warcraft???? The hell is that. I know it's English but????

    • @jacobbearnson5874
      @jacobbearnson5874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Dungeons and dragons a table top role-playing game

  • @maggie2880
    @maggie2880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18951

    I now use Mulaney's Jagger voice while I'm swiping on tinder

    • @SDCB754
      @SDCB754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @daAnder71 YEAH

    • @papl20
      @papl20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

      And when men try to be funny? "NAWWT FUUNNYYYY"

    • @caffeinatednation8885
      @caffeinatednation8885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that was too funny. I’m dying.

    • @guerinchino
      @guerinchino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      NAWT SEXEY

  • @Agos226
    @Agos226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12630

    I feel like he wrote an entire stand up bit about this just to prove to Mick Jagger that he’s funny

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      And in the end probably left Mick feeling fine with his original opinion. This was not Mulaney's best.

    • @emilys2562
      @emilys2562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @@hd-xc2lz uh no this was funny

    • @kifferkang9567
      @kifferkang9567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Emily S he didn’t say it wasn’t funny, just that it’s not the funniest to him

    • @ChaoticGenes
      @ChaoticGenes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It has style and personality but not inherently funny in my opinion. Mulaney has been pretty funny when his earlier standup had more thought out observations and personal stories like in The Top Part or New in Town.

    • @animatedfire5433
      @animatedfire5433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hd-xc2lz I liked it but whatever

  • @bjones8470
    @bjones8470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6354

    My favorite part of the bit was when he said “he’s Mick Jagger. That’s his NAME” cracked me up, didn’t get a laugh from the audience.

    • @AnnabellaRedwood
      @AnnabellaRedwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It cracked me up too.

    • @chihirocherrybaby2953
      @chihirocherrybaby2953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mick jagger is cracked nothing special.John is would be a lot of fun to hangout with

    • @donanasol
      @donanasol 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      only like 3 people.

    • @leomdk939
      @leomdk939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The joke was just for those of us who loved it. :)

    • @ashley-tt9os
      @ashley-tt9os 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well, you could say that joke meant a lot to a small group of people

  • @paulaandrea8701
    @paulaandrea8701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13260

    Please, Netflix.
    Give it a new special to this proud asian woman.
    Thank you.

    • @stickyfoam799
      @stickyfoam799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

      Who is also a tall child

    • @finablanco
      @finablanco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      Random Stuff Max and may have killed princess diana

    • @azure_sparkle
      @azure_sparkle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      @@finablanco and who definitely chugged a bottle of perfume

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      @@azure_sparkle But is very relieved to learn that neither he nor Steve Urkel stole that poor Grandma's photo.

    • @jellyranger1706
      @jellyranger1706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Paula Andrea HEY LADY! I’ll let ya know when Addams Family Values is in stock!

  • @nakaharaindria
    @nakaharaindria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6370

    I guess this is why people said that half of comedy is the joke itself while the other half is the delivery. John Mulaney is so good with his delivery that I still laugh when I hear him telling a joke that I already knew what the punchline is.

    • @MetalGamer978
      @MetalGamer978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why are there no replies

    • @rileymclellan8953
      @rileymclellan8953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      His material gets funnier every time I hear it. I’ll just listen to his stand up instead of listening to music, and I’ll mouth along with all the words. He’s just entertaining.

    • @bradmodd7856
      @bradmodd7856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mulaney is so adorable and affable, the fact that he isn't funny is beside the point

    • @thresss5366
      @thresss5366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      u gotta see some of norm macdonald's stuff, all of his jokes are purposefully unfunny and horribly written but his delivery makes them incredible

    • @2Xboti
      @2Xboti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's why Jerry Seinfeld was good in the 90s, it was the delivery, not the jokes

  • @A_C_E_13
    @A_C_E_13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2150

    “SPACE BAR!
    _INDENT!_
    *_S P A C E B A R ! !”_*
    I love this high-waisted man ❤️

    • @niamh8307
      @niamh8307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      THATS THE THING HE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT!!

    • @ellarae9545
      @ellarae9545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sorry what does high-waisted mean? cause I get the feeling you’re not talking about like pants and stuff

    • @anaifra
      @anaifra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ella Rae they’re referencing one of John’s skit, he talked about how 13 year olds can say meanest things like “look at that high waisted man, he’s got feminine hips”

    • @ellarae9545
      @ellarae9545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      arfiana rs ohhh haha thankyou 🙏🏼

    • @adam-dn3hi
      @adam-dn3hi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was reading it the moment he saiyd it lol

  • @eternallyscream
    @eternallyscream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2812

    *A giant, 7’1 pig walks into the room*
    Gen Z: 1:31

    • @nayfemLIVE
      @nayfemLIVE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      This comment is SO UNDERRATED

    • @eternallyscream
      @eternallyscream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Elbeology Aw you just made my day, glad I made you laugh ;p

    • @madisonarnold4092
      @madisonarnold4092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      This just made me cackle so loud

    • @celestialgardens4101
      @celestialgardens4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      this was too good

    • @alyssadanielle55
      @alyssadanielle55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahajajajajwj true

  • @paulcooper8818
    @paulcooper8818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5536

    My friend was a stewardess on a flight with the Rolling Stones.
    Mick Jagger was not nice, but all the other band members were.

    • @langdonalger9219
      @langdonalger9219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

      Paul Cooper did he by any chance ask to borrow a laptop charger?

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      To be honest I wouldn’t have tolerated that shit. Mick jagger or not, he doesn’t get to be an asshole.

    • @him12672
      @him12672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @Jay Ess Yeah Keith is a lad

    • @JustJesstheMess
      @JustJesstheMess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Lead singers are just a-holes. The history of rock has taught us that.

    • @TheBigboy453
      @TheBigboy453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Kali Southpaw ya cause hes a bitch who cant handle shit himself and has to have grown men fight for him

  • @tehreemraza123
    @tehreemraza123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7734

    Is it just me? Or John Mulenay should definitely play a historical prince who's sarcastic and cracks jokes all the time.

    • @greenkorn69
      @greenkorn69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Yo, where's the Kickstarter for that? He's born to play that role.

    • @tehreemraza123
      @tehreemraza123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@greenkorn69 IKR. Let's hope he does.

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Tehreem Raza they need to
      Wrote him into Shrek!

    • @invinciblebear94
      @invinciblebear94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Literally watch the TH-cam edit where he tells the story of Hamlet with just clips from his specials.

    • @terrenceharris-hughes4436
      @terrenceharris-hughes4436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And talks about Ice T

  • @thelivingdarkness1399
    @thelivingdarkness1399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    "One word at a time with verbal abuse"
    Story of life

  • @acryspec3288
    @acryspec3288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2397

    “*UhM, dOeS aNyOnE hAve a LaPtOp cHarGeR?*” -John Mulaney 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheagenesFromThasos
      @TheagenesFromThasos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Acry Spec NAWT FUNNEH

    • @aestheticbullsht286
      @aestheticbullsht286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i was busy lmao then i saw @ExtremelyHomo2000 and i somehow lmao more than i could ever
      LMAO

    • @TheagenesFromThasos
      @TheagenesFromThasos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nav JB 😂

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      NAWWW

    • @chrispham8705
      @chrispham8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To visually illustrate the risk of airborne coronavirus transmission, The Washington Post used a military-grade infrared camera capable of detecting exhaled breath. Watch: th-cam.com/video/xEp-Sdgl9AU/w-d-xo.html

  • @jamz8729
    @jamz8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27051

    His jokes aren't half as funny as his delivery, very few comedians could pull off the same jokes.

    • @semisiheimuli2651
      @semisiheimuli2651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

      Jam Z charisma is everything

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

      Imagine if Amy Schumer tried to perform a John Mulaney stand up ....

    • @eamon2please
      @eamon2please 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Amy Schumer's delivery is excellent.

    • @katiematthews8848
      @katiematthews8848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +775

      Eamon Doyle for her own jokes, yes, but if she tried to do John Mulaney’s set, it would be a disaster

    • @jamz8729
      @jamz8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

      @@katiematthews8848 "her own jokes" 😂😂

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2955

    *Imagines summoning a Diet Coke and chucking it at a car*
    (In an English accent) ...yeah...

    • @Handlethis81637
      @Handlethis81637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Noooo

    • @Mockingjay125
      @Mockingjay125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      NAWT FUNEEEH

    • @HS_Gomikubi
      @HS_Gomikubi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      idk about any of you but I've lost count of the number of times I've wished I could do exactly this. There are people, and then there are drivers who abuse the fact that they're in a motorized vehicle to harass others who happen to be on foot within their vicinity simply because they can get away with it. Those fucks deserve to have unopened soda cans chucked at them in response, if not rocks exactly the right weight to be throwable by hand and put a visible crack in their windows.

  • @pianystrom8137
    @pianystrom8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    John Mulaney is addictive. I've tried other comedians, but I keep coming back to him. There is something very satisfying about Mulaney delivering a punch-line.

    • @beowulf9878
      @beowulf9878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You know what else can be addictive? Cocaine and alcohol.

    • @pianystrom8137
      @pianystrom8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@beowulf9878 Yes, I must try that! But are those things cute and charming?

    • @beowulf9878
      @beowulf9878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@pianystrom8137 it was a dark joke because he had to go into rehab for alcohol abuse and Cochin addiction.

    • @pianystrom8137
      @pianystrom8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@beowulf9878 I did not know that. Nice to hear from you. You taught me something I did not know. I like that.

    • @catherinethorstenberg8957
      @catherinethorstenberg8957 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because he’s filled with cocaine?

  • @crm1301
    @crm1301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1819

    WATCHING THIS AFTER FINDING OUT ABOUT DONALD TRUMP'S DIET COKE BUTTON LMAOOO

    • @gremlingremlin2011
      @gremlingremlin2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SAME

    • @dr.alphys
      @dr.alphys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      WAIT WHAT CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@dr.alphys when trump was in office he had a big red button, that didn't launch nukes but instead, would send up a butler with a diet coke on a silver platter up to his office...or so im told

    • @dr.alphys
      @dr.alphys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DIGITALGH05T HAHAHAHA THANK YOU

    • @oliviagrace6914
      @oliviagrace6914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Kate Weissenberger don’t take God’s Name in vain or curse! 🥰

  • @MrTrickstercoyote
    @MrTrickstercoyote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7022

    I spent five minutes, the other night in my kitchen, yelling "salt and PEPPA!" Because I was seasoning pork chops with salt and pepper.... "What's this? It's PEPPA!"

    • @jsavage6355
      @jsavage6355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      5 minutes seasoning pork chops? Goodness, man, how much seasoning did you use? Or were you making 300 pork chops?

    • @aaronburratwood.6957
      @aaronburratwood.6957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      BBP Prime
      I like salt a lot. I can see that.

    • @MrTrickstercoyote
      @MrTrickstercoyote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@jsavage6355 Well I was also acting it out, the movements and a bad Patrick Stewart accent.

    • @LecheSeason1
      @LecheSeason1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO

    • @amymesserschmidt2044
      @amymesserschmidt2044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂 You. We can be friends

  • @justas423
    @justas423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4338

    Mc Jagger's true power is summoning Diet Cokes into his hands.

    • @netflixisajoke
      @netflixisajoke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +961

      You're not wrong.

    • @EV-wp1fj
      @EV-wp1fj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I'm surprised its even Diet Coke. Is Mick Jagger avoiding the calories? :-P

    • @joey-js9pr
      @joey-js9pr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      how the fuck did the actual netflix account respond to you

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@EV-wp1fj yeah usually it's just a line of coke *laughs at own joke*

    • @hynjie
      @hynjie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sakamoto

  • @HydroSnips
    @HydroSnips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    The bit I love about this sketch is that he has got Jagger’s mannerisms and quirks right down to a T, even down to the way he points at stuff and that frown he does on concert footage sometimes. He must have seen enough Jaggerisms and practised them to get that so spot on - and all for a five-minute sketch.

    • @dang2443
      @dang2443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he spent two hours with him he said.

    • @pixelwash9707
      @pixelwash9707 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And the ACCENT and cadence. Gotta mention that.

    • @noreeaki
      @noreeaki ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JAGGERISMS

  • @DavidDiMuzio
    @DavidDiMuzio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    This made me laugh out loud. Well done Johnny Boy!

  • @lanceturley7745
    @lanceturley7745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    I remember that Patrick Stewart episode of SNL, and this large child's impression is dead-on accurate.

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *Tall child

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also his Mick Jagger impression is pretty good too. The way he makes his mouth looks like his is so funny.

    • @jawbone78
      @jawbone78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same! This was the most relatable bit ever for me. I've been doing my own version of it for twenty years.

  • @mbembyz7863
    @mbembyz7863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1823

    ‘I say knock knock out loud’
    Also, the kicks on space bar.

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Love the kicks. 🤣

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Muhammet Bembeyaz
      *Noooo!*

    • @jeanniebennett2420
      @jeanniebennett2420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Space bar. Indent. SPACE BAR! 😂

    • @jacktheiss4085
      @jacktheiss4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Mulaney is the only person in the world who can make space bars and indents funny 😄

  • @forcryinoutloud
    @forcryinoutloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I have John Mulaney's Jagger voice yelling in my head on repeat NAWT FUNNEH! :P

  • @eieiojklf712
    @eieiojklf712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Guys, when Mick Jagger said *"N O O O o O O ! ! !"* I felt that.

  • @meriadriao4007
    @meriadriao4007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5406

    Someone: please, pass the salt and the pepper.
    My dumb brain: ok, here comes the *SALT AND PEPPA*

    • @Michael_Killey
      @Michael_Killey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Here’s SALT. AND WAIT, WHATS THAT. PEPPA

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Actually thought you were gonna sing "Push It."*

    • @bigdogtinyberet_
      @bigdogtinyberet_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Immediately flashes to that cursed day at the Salt and Pepper diner*

    • @alexandersmith7061
      @alexandersmith7061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      **Me after reading this comment** THAT’S NOT FUNNAY!

    • @t-mofisher8922
      @t-mofisher8922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Salt and Pepper?
      BWAH BWAH WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT

  • @TheKenttt
    @TheKenttt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6768

    Ah damn...thought this was an ad for his next special. Such a tease, Netflix.

    • @albadore
      @albadore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      So, does this mean we get another one soon? "NAOWWW!"

    • @dedelove4444
      @dedelove4444 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right!

    • @casinomann
      @casinomann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where is it from?

    • @yen.m
      @yen.m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      casinomann it’s from his Netflix special Kid Gorgeous at radio city. It’s amazing 💖

    • @ScreamGeronimo
      @ScreamGeronimo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @graced4844
    @graced4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    i can’t stop thinking about the diet coke button on trump’s office desk

    • @pam8324
      @pam8324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Came here BECAUSE of that 😭

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The- the _what?_

    • @graced4844
      @graced4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      apparently there was a mystery button on trump’s desk that they figured out summoned someone to give him a diet coke lol

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@graced4844 Oh, hahaha. That's ...strange. cx

    • @susansmith493
      @susansmith493 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@graced4844 people believe anything "they" say. :)

  • @alacritical7873
    @alacritical7873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The jokes themselves are good, but what really makes John Mulaney great are his charisma, stage presence, and delivery. The way he presents himself and speaks is so unique and hilarious

  • @hannahmercado2641
    @hannahmercado2641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3630

    John Mulaney needs more Netflix Comedy Specials

    • @jenevieveyoung6506
      @jenevieveyoung6506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Han Mercado no, Netflix needs more John Mulaney comedy specials.

    • @jorgepadilla9945
      @jorgepadilla9945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He can borrow my login and get all the netflix specials he wants.

    • @MrJesse546
      @MrJesse546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jenevieve Young ya but Netflix is a joke

    • @donebread6641
      @donebread6641 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not if they're like this one. First special was great.

    • @asterisk4540
      @asterisk4540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      John Mulaney needs to replace every Netflix comedy special

  • @langdonalger9219
    @langdonalger9219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1076

    I can’t get no
    Happiness?
    No!
    Satisfaction?
    Yeah

    • @alejandrorodriguez4572
      @alejandrorodriguez4572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      _Yeah_*

    • @m.m9076
      @m.m9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Alright next sentence! Spacebar, indent, *high kick* spacebar!

  • @smac919
    @smac919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    This tall child is the best stand up comedian on the planet right now.

    • @m.m9076
      @m.m9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think that him and bo Burnham are the greatest standup comedians rn

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@m.m9076 Man, I wish Bo still did standup, but if he needs to get away from the limelight for his mental health, I'm all for it :)

    • @m.m9076
      @m.m9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LifeOnTheLedgerLines absolutely! It’s important to take care of yourself even if it means not doing standup stuff for a while

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@m.m9076 It's honestly sad that our culture sometimes glorifies unhealthy work lifestyles and burnout, but I'm glad there are good examples of self-care and proper maintenance of mental health. Have a great day!

    • @mickthetic
      @mickthetic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol. Louis CK, Jim Norton, Rich Vos, Doug Stanhope, Nick Mullen, Big Jay Oakerson,,,,

  • @Lilyrobbins101
    @Lilyrobbins101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I LOVE how he walks, runs, and kicks to emphasize his point.

  • @violatehpegasus
    @violatehpegasus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13045

    NAWT FUNNNEEEHHH

    • @beccaj2286
      @beccaj2286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Viola Luchair Jesus I thought you were saying fricking John mulaney wasn’t funny jeezum

    • @violatehpegasus
      @violatehpegasus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@geiayanami best reply I've gotten to a comment ever

    • @jakobfenner5464
      @jakobfenner5464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ViolaTehPegasus YEASHH

    • @anoni9805
      @anoni9805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm British and I laughed at the accents haha

    • @seriousceez
      @seriousceez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guayy

  • @MiguelRPD
    @MiguelRPD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2576

    I gave you 120,00 dollars and *YOU SPENT IT ALREADY !?*

    • @obsoletelobster9258
      @obsoletelobster9258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I could hear this perfectly in my head

    • @ModeratelyAmused
      @ModeratelyAmused 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "120,00 dollars" not a thing

    • @lukebeds287
      @lukebeds287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@ModeratelyAmused in some countries commas are used to signify breaks in denomination, just as some countries use a full stop. So 120,00 could also be seen as 120.00 or simply 120

    • @Adobo809
      @Adobo809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Luke Beds you missed the joke

    • @lukebeds287
      @lukebeds287 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Adobo809 I figured as much, could you explain it please?

  • @raviolivixxen4865
    @raviolivixxen4865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He speaks so clearly. Probably one of stand up comedian that you can hear every single word he says. And truly and fully understood.

  • @acanwithnobrand
    @acanwithnobrand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Hi I’m mick jagger and I’d just like to say
    **clears throat**
    NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @truerosie
      @truerosie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mick Jagger would not say Hi. Way too pedestrian.

    • @misschuckito1311
      @misschuckito1311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@truerosie Greetings this is thus Mick Jagger and I WILL pronounce...

    • @mattschneider6773
      @mattschneider6773 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YESSSS!

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    3:06 NOW I know where that meme format is from!

  • @corina9007
    @corina9007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Thanks to Tumblr, I got curious enough to know why he's always used as a meme and enjoyed this special so much. My cheeks were hurting during the horse bit lmao.

  • @mrulizez12ify
    @mrulizez12ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:07 I lOST IT at this point lmfao

  • @lundylow
    @lundylow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I've seen this several times and I can't believe I only just now noticed he's doing the Picard meme when he says "and Peppaaaaa!"

  • @revui5582
    @revui5582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    i started losing it at his little leg kick when he said "next sentence!"

  • @winx123rocks
    @winx123rocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    i already know every single word of this stand up, don't worry netflix

    • @wmmiles00
      @wmmiles00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ahahahahahaha SAMMMEEEE

    • @aylinm6588
      @aylinm6588 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice pfp

  • @melchiorzibeon5024
    @melchiorzibeon5024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    When he said that you'd summon diet coke all day long, I was already denying it because I don't like diet coke, and he immediately followed up with the perfect excuse to do it anyway! This man is a genius

  • @matthewsanchez1108
    @matthewsanchez1108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:31 my neice when i ask her what she wants to watch

  • @thexen
    @thexen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3805

    John Mulaney would be the most successful late night talk show host, if given the chance. On the level of Johnny Carson.

    • @timkim2479
      @timkim2479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      That’ll be a waste of his talents.

    • @thexen
      @thexen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@timkim2479 Yeah, probably.

    • @adamhenry6793
      @adamhenry6793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah! They're both named John!

    • @foeof
      @foeof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      He's a writer primarily. He's not the best off the cuff really -- he's generally very abrasive and relies on insulting as his crutch. Not saying he's bad but just that he'd probably be a bad talk show host. I mean it might last a couple seasons and be pretty funny but it's not something that could last decades.

    • @adamhenry6793
      @adamhenry6793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@foeof Jokes are like wine...sometimes.

  • @Ernie1978
    @Ernie1978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    His delivery is just brilliance in motion. I'm amazed by the tall child.

  • @carla6485
    @carla6485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The detailed description he adds to his jokes just gets you at the very end.

  • @victorialeonida3379
    @victorialeonida3379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Even if you don't like Diet Coke you would just summon them so you could chuck them at oncoming cars."
    I have never felt so understood in my whole existence.

  • @zuzannagorecka7521
    @zuzannagorecka7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    3:40 absolutely love this British accent. He did so well

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Mulaney is a great storyteller.

    • @tkclawson3336
      @tkclawson3336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He certainly is. If you've never heard his "Salt and Pepper Diner" story, you should check it out!

    • @thingfish000
      @thingfish000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and a lousy stand up comic.

    • @kevinconnor6035
      @kevinconnor6035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@thingfish000 We know. Your standup is way better. If only people had taste, you'd be selling out stadiums instead of playing to the same 12 dudes every week at the open mic. Meanwhile, John Mulaney will just have to settle for selling out venues all over the place, having a really popular TV show, getting guest spots any time he wants, and winning awards. There is no justice in the world.

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kevinconnor6035 I know, right? Jeez, some things just won't come to the people who truly, _truly_ deserve it, am I right? Smh, man, smh.

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevinconnor6035 jesus christ why do you even bother

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I just imagine the Drake meme but with Mick Jagger saying "NAW!" and "yeaahhh..."

  • @anushkagupta3897
    @anushkagupta3897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    He Talks Like This If You Know What I Mean

    • @Fern635
      @Fern635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I Know Exactly What You Mean

  • @joejohnson273
    @joejohnson273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Am I crazy to think John could actually play Mick Jagger in the inevitable Stones biopic?

    • @miz_logo_lee
      @miz_logo_lee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Joe Johnson no I keep seeing Jagger when I see him. They are near Doppelgängers.

    • @OldSlyEyes
      @OldSlyEyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No your batshit crazy

    • @ericsean6693
      @ericsean6693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I see it too... lol It's the lips, although John's isn't quite as full.

    • @CarolFremel-my4hs
      @CarolFremel-my4hs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ericsean6693 lots of botox would fix that

    • @oyemate8647
      @oyemate8647 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not at all

  • @damonhickman8844
    @damonhickman8844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    Um does anyone have a laptop charger I could borrow?? 😂😂

  • @alexwood4695
    @alexwood4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    John looks like he’d be more comfortable in the cast of the Book of Mormon

  • @kenziii5973
    @kenziii5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "people don't seem that nice and they're doing fine in the world" 😆🤣 exactly I happen to figure out that late too

  • @Mutex30
    @Mutex30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1884

    All I hear is Spider-Ham.
    It's funny
    But it's still Spider-Ham.

    • @emiliorivas5832
      @emiliorivas5832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That makes it better

    • @berika2018
      @berika2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      When I saw Into the Spider-verse it was 100 times funnier because all I could hear was just normal human John Mulaney.

    • @countingclams
      @countingclams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ah, did you not know john mulaney before that movie then? All my friends who didnt know him said hes just spiderham but for me it was just john mulaneu

    • @nikkinikkinikki98
      @nikkinikkinikki98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hear Andrew from Big Mouth or just John Mulaney lol

    • @SuperHumanz101
      @SuperHumanz101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean Peter Porker lol

  • @zooleykuh
    @zooleykuh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    We need another Netflix special with John Mulaney!!!

    • @feebeedoc78
      @feebeedoc78 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      zuleika mari
      Do we? Perhaps just use the first person participle.

    • @zooleykuh
      @zooleykuh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Rose S we do!

    • @kennygerberich4985
      @kennygerberich4985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@feebeedoc78 Lol, perhaps you should have Googled "participle" before your attempt at being condescending.

    • @drakemarshall4112
      @drakemarshall4112 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      zuleika mari Indeed we do! I also need to watch it with you lol

    • @TinyTank209
      @TinyTank209 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LM sniff yo ass

  • @gabskei9510
    @gabskei9510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    “NAWT FUNNAYY”
    Writer Mulaney: :0

  • @luluhutton2663
    @luluhutton2663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I’ve watched this about 5 times and I still giggle like a little girl.

  • @luldubs3688
    @luldubs3688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    John Mulaney can actually pull off the please laugh now moment!

  • @terrenceharris-hughes4436
    @terrenceharris-hughes4436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    You telling me this guy goes on stage and tells jokes.
    Yeah Ice he's a comedian and he's doing a standup routine. You're going to have to get used to that

    • @aero_xxi
      @aero_xxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nice reference

    • @seamor5657
      @seamor5657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      aero. when I was a dog, I didn’t have a horse watching me so I sadly did not have enough guidance as a child to get this reference.

    • @kevinconnor6035
      @kevinconnor6035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seamor5657 You've never spoken.

  • @katebriscoe6103
    @katebriscoe6103 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I absolutely love his impression of mick jaggers English accent 😂

  • @melodye14
    @melodye14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love how he isn't pissed at all at that treatment just very practical about people having different perspectives on the world.

  • @pearl650
    @pearl650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    He talks like he's starting a sentence with every word

    • @kindredtoast3439
      @kindredtoast3439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I first read this as "He talks like he's starting every sentence with a word."
      But wow, you're right. I just went back and listened to about 30 seconds of the video with my eyes closed and I totally hear it. I always thought the way he talked sounded unique. Now I know why. And I can't unhear it.

    • @danitho
      @danitho ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, now I'll never unhear this 🤣

  • @blew1t
    @blew1t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i love how you would be able to identify that he's impersonating mick jagger even if you had the video muted. like, his face is doing a jagger impression

    • @meebler
      @meebler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Farmer n boy

  • @jazwilly85
    @jazwilly85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Not Funny!"
    The irony of how funny this is!

  • @YakNoodleTheOfficialChannel
    @YakNoodleTheOfficialChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    2.1k people said NOT FUNNNY!!!

    • @Betoven81
      @Betoven81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      841 bruh 🤦‍♂️

    • @YakNoodleTheOfficialChannel
      @YakNoodleTheOfficialChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Betoven81 if only you were here 7 hours ago. Good Times...

    • @vivyash3851
      @vivyash3851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2.1k ppl say that now lol

    • @YakNoodleTheOfficialChannel
      @YakNoodleTheOfficialChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vivyash3851 thank you for reminding me 😂

    • @gillmaricel3730
      @gillmaricel3730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@YakNoodleTheOfficialChannel they're all mick jagger on different accounts

  • @seanrichardson3485
    @seanrichardson3485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    John Mulaney is one of the few modern American stand-up comedians that I really enjoy. Looking forward to seeing more!

    • @ThisIsYourOnlyWarning
      @ThisIsYourOnlyWarning 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sean Richardson check out Russell Peters or Paul Mooney. They’re both pretty funny.

    • @echostorm1996
      @echostorm1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThisIsYourOnlyWarning Russell Peters is Canadian actually.

    • @chronaldcrunk6667
      @chronaldcrunk6667 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Canada is still part of North America

  • @madik4574
    @madik4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    cant say mulaney isnt funny. he’s hilarious bcz his delivery is impeccable. even if the joke itself is not hurting your ribs, the delivery itself will.

  • @jerryhenson3916
    @jerryhenson3916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His Mick Jagger impression is really damn good.

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    His impressions have improved. He pulls it off with seemingly little effort, and that’s the trick, innit?

  • @Daysgobye52
    @Daysgobye52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    He talks like a villain from a 30's black and white mob movie. I love it!

  • @suzphillips8162
    @suzphillips8162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is how you joke about celebrities without being out-and-out mean-spirited about it.

  • @janettripper3132
    @janettripper3132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just absolutely adore him.

  • @summerlea06
    @summerlea06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I now have a weird mental image of Mick Jagger Summoning a diet coke directly from thin air.😂

  • @88bhaney
    @88bhaney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Apparently Lil Dicky is a John Mulaney fan. He adapted the diet coke line into the freestyle he performed on Sway in the Morning about 2 months ago.

  • @6stringbass460
    @6stringbass460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love the tall child I wish him the best of luck in rehab❤️

  • @marioanthony8787
    @marioanthony8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This man was made for comedy!!

  • @quacklovesparanormal2041
    @quacklovesparanormal2041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I’m a simple man. I see John Mulaney, I click the video.

    • @quacklovesparanormal2041
      @quacklovesparanormal2041 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The comment below me has 1.3k likes, but I’m the highlighted comment.... I like it! Thanks for the likes guys!

  • @aliciamaria7610
    @aliciamaria7610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Now at the end of my life" he's literally 36 😂

  • @joliealbury6936
    @joliealbury6936 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Hey, John, what's the name of that British cartoon pig again?"
    John: 1:30

  • @kevinr8692
    @kevinr8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:15 Not Funnnnny!!!. I play it randomly to my friends when they come over

    • @aliburns2150
      @aliburns2150 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes! Noooo! 😂😂😂

  • @avastans
    @avastans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Even if you don't like Diet Coke, you just summon 'em, so you could chuck 'em at oncoming cars!" LOOOOOOOOL

  • @Gidget521
    @Gidget521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I say knock, knock out loud"

  • @flyflh
    @flyflh ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how he says Jagger's No more harshly than his Yes.

  • @lord__pasta
    @lord__pasta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "May I please have a diet coke *please* "
    That.... Is exactly how I word everything when I need to say please. I need 2 or 3 please's per asking question.
    "Please, may I please have a diet coke *please* "

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    dude is hilarious, love his take on life.

    • @aohige
      @aohige 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To each his own I suppose. He couldn't even get a tiny giggle out of me.

    • @Rand0m411
      @Rand0m411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does he ever do jokes?

  • @adolfopena7358
    @adolfopena7358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    He should star in more movies.

  • @Amandaaa2244
    @Amandaaa2244 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My mom hooked up with mick jagger at a party in the 80s when she worked for the mafia and that’s always a fun random fact to tell strangers 😂 she doesn’t remember it because she was too drunk but when the song “moves like jagger” came out she was like “idk I feel like if it was THAT forgettable, his moves actually weren’t too great…”

  • @Ifnotbeyoubeme
    @Ifnotbeyoubeme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Yes, but at least John doesn’t look like he’s wearing a scary Halloween mask.

  • @csainphor
    @csainphor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I could watch this special every day and never get bored, it's the greatest.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carlyne Sainphor
      Be sure to check out John’s other shows on Netflix if you have a subscription.

  • @mrflibble1259
    @mrflibble1259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    People saying he isn't funny, first of all, comody is subjective. Second of all WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

    • @MiguelRPD
      @MiguelRPD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Some aren't but his jokes have grown on me. I love the $120,000 bit and bitten binder.

    • @mrflibble1259
      @mrflibble1259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MiguelRPD check out salt and pepper diner, it's brilliant

    • @jayyyzeee6409
      @jayyyzeee6409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only Mick Jagger says he is "NOT FUNNY!"

    • @dylanb6338
      @dylanb6338 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comedy*

    • @thejanusproject32
      @thejanusproject32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh i don't know, 7 billion people on this earth, not everyone can agree with you

  • @redskeletonart238
    @redskeletonart238 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Yehhh! 😎” in his mick jagger voice lives in my head rent free, in fact i say it nearly every day

  • @ROMAN-bi7oi
    @ROMAN-bi7oi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:40 OMG I NEVER REALISED HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE THERE
    I WOULDVE PASSED OUT GOING ON THE MIDDLE OF THE STAGE LIKE THAT

  • @sarahdaniel9912
    @sarahdaniel9912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    This made me love Mick Jagger more

  • @zahrazarqaa5210
    @zahrazarqaa5210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Having the ability to summon diet cokes whenever you want is just too much power of course we’d abuse it

  • @johnfreepunk6664
    @johnfreepunk6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    John “MOTHERFUCKER IS THIS HOW YOU WRITE SONGS?”
    Mick Jagger “Nooooooo”
    John “really?”
    Mick “YEAH”

  • @jaimelannister1797
    @jaimelannister1797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember as a kid I always thought he was McJagger, not Mick Jagger

  • @M-N00
    @M-N00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    this was the 1st time I've seen or heard of John, now a massive fan, not many comedians get me that quickly.