those are the pronouns of someone who 100% heard what you just said but they still act like they have absolutely no idea what just came out of your mouth😂😂 only to answer your question .7 seconds later😂
I got banned from Twitter for putting that in my bio lmao. I argued it was just a humorous trend, but this way pre-Elon and I had to remove it to get unbanned 😂
Thank you for “as a transparent person, my pronouns are who/where” because I WILL be making that joke at the thanksgiving dinner table when the topic inevitably comes up 🤣
@@Maxippoya! Like, I go by they/them, I find this hilarious!! Honestly, if I didn't expirence this weird gender s#&% myself, would think it was silly too! Also, this is the type of thing I would make, because it's funny🤣
The sad thing is, this isn't a joke anymore. There literally is a kid in my sister's high school who identifies as a cat and the school put a human sized literbox in girls bathroom. Our country is screwed.
@@NewYorkCityGritty5 Actually their strategy is to threaten self-harm. That's how this whole thing started. They kept pushing the idea that kids were killing themselves because people weren't affirming their identity. It's really sick that they would resort to these tactics, but they're sick people, so it's to be expected.
Sexuality fad is so accurate. It's definitely a fad. Can't wait until it's over. Edit: A fad is something that is popular for a short time. Yes, it will have lasting affects. No, I'm not saying people who identify as non binary will just disappear. I'm saying its popularity won't last. This is why you should never permanently alter yourself to be part of something temporary or to follow a fad. What's popular now never lasts. There is always some other new fad around the corner.
Tomboy is technically a Gender. Stupid IK, but there's a reason Gender & Sex are seperate words. Gender be paper, Sex be blood. Aesthetic vs Substance. I swear some hate is just out of confusion or lack of understanding. But then again you probably think im a paid off liar like the last guy I told that to lol.
They're called content machine, there's a couple other groups like them. They do cheesy stuff, it's not hilarious, but it's often topical, somewhat original, rather dry, almost British level, & they put in effort
By the way, this channel is The Content Machine. They’re linked in the description, but a lot of people don’t read the description, so I felt like I should credit them here.
I identify as a gaslighter
My pronouns are
don’t remember/never did that
@Justagirl1112well she does lie and gaslight, so not gonna blame you for that
Gaslighting doesn't even exist
You're just crazy
No they aren't. Don't your remember?
@@haydengamingportal286LMAO
@@haydengamingportal286lmfao
"Don't feel like a woman, but also hate men? Well, come on down to Pronoun Town and grab a they/them". 😂
🎵🎵😂 Great little jingle
So catchy
😂😂😂😂😂
Hell yeah im here
🤣🤣🤣
"As a transparent person my pronouns is who/where?"
Omg that's gold😂😂😂
they're john cena's pronouns lol
I came to write that same thing! THAT GUY, deserves the raise! Comment gold right there! 👌
Complete regrets 😂
Oh, you're into pronouns? Lemmie She/Them tiddies then 😏
@@thearchitect6169😮
As an asian my pronouns are A+/A+
As your Asian neighbors child my pronouns are A++/A++
As your asian neighbors asian neighbors child, my pronouns are A+++/A+++
OMG this made m laugh so hard. Thank you for brightening my day.
As your asian neighbours neighbours child my pronouns are math/A++++
@@enamulhaque8202why can't you be more like Timmy,Timmy's grades are A+++++ for everything 👿
I love the transparent person who uses who/where as their pronouns. That's my new favorite.
So appropriate 😂
Literally me 😂😂😂
That’s how I identify during tax season
My dad's pronoouns
😂😂😂
That jingle is EVERYTHING
If you didn’t know you have a popular comment
@@Iwatchytqlet’s fix that shall we
@@Iwatchytq no!! I didn't know!! ❤️❤️❤️
I identify myself as a threat. My pronouns are Try/Me.
Lol.
I dont wanna be that guy, but i have nearly 50 likes by saying "Lol." It confuses me, why?
That... is actually a good threat
😂😂😂😂
i identify as Uzi Doorman, my pronouns are BITE/ME
YES
As a representative of the IDGAF+ community, we approve.
Can my friends and I join? Please and Thank You.
i love you😂😂😂😂
You should make it the IDGAF- community, to show the # of F’s you give is all the way in the negatives 😂
That is GOLD!😂😂😂
Can I join?
"Who are you to judge us?"
I identify as a judge.
Lol
@@judgemagister "judgemagister" Coincidence?
Pronouns: or/der
You do know that a judge is a real thing you can be? But, judges don’t judge that kind of thing. They judge criminals
Wow, Gavel, you are so judge-mental.
Do you guys hear this hammer?
“As a transparent person my pronouns are who/where”💀💀💀
Have to get that on a t-shirt 😂
A transparent "trans parent", LoL.
@@robertgoolet2707 bro dont ruin it 😭
I died
Mb
"Or our best-seller, She/They" had me dying-💀
Same! (subtly poignant)
Same, and it’s so true 😂
@@sharkdentures3247 I READ THIS AS SUBTLY PREGNANT HELP
@@echossaisse lol
It confuses me so much. Like instead of saying 'her hair is nice' you say 'they hair is nice'.
It hurts my ears.
I identify as a confused person. My pronouns are Huh/What
Golden comment
those are the pronouns of someone who 100% heard what you just said but they still act like they have absolutely no idea what just came out of your mouth😂😂 only to answer your question .7 seconds later😂
Nah man 💀
This is certified bruh moment.
Dema/crat
I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are He/Hee.
Damn it, ya'll are to creative 😂😂
I got banned from Twitter for putting that in my bio lmao. I argued it was just a humorous trend, but this way pre-Elon and I had to remove it to get unbanned 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I identify as a kung fu master. My pronouns are He/Ya
😂😂
That jingle at the end slaps.
I'm completely sold. Living my best life to Pronoun Town, pls refer to me as they/them.
I want to buy a they/them for no other reason than the jingle 😂
It is not true it is just hateful. Why are you promoting this?
@@sloane4836 It is true. It’s how ridiculous this whole thing is.
That and "The oppression Olympics"..
“As a transparent person, my pronouns are who/where” 💀
That is some funny shit right there!! 😂
*who/whom
I identify as a Hater, my pronouns are Fuck/You
can also be what and how
As an Attack Helicopter my pronoun is whip/whoop.
This "ad" is the greatest thing I've seen this year
As I identify as a Walmart Bag, I actually feel very left out. He forgot my Non/Disposable pronouns. 😞
😂😂😂
I also identify as a brick wall. Sad he also forgot hard/rock pronouns. Justice for Walmart bags and brick walls.
I understood that reference
I sexually identify as an Attack Apache Helicopter.
Dang, listening to Katy Perry too much?
If I ever get called in for jury duty, I will let them know that my pronoun is "Your Honor."
I will be immediately dismissed and sent home.
You playing 4d chess
My sister just had jury duty I'm sad I didn't see this sooner
Damn- terrible idea I must do.
My pronoun preference is "Your Majesty". I even have a white porcelain throne in my house to prove my right to use the pronoun. 🤣
I just got a jury duty summons the other day. I wonder if I can use this. 🤔
One comment said "i identify as a texan, my pronouns are yee/haw"
Shit made me cry 😭
LMFAO 💀 💀
Bruh😂
😂
Shut up lgbtq member
Love it😂
For those wondering the channel name is “Content Machine”
Thanks 👍🏻
Thanks.
Thank you! That's why I'm in the comments
Awesome, thanks!
Thank you!!
My pronoun preference is "Your Majesty". I even have a white porcelain throne in my house to prove my right to use the pronoun. 🤣
From now on I have decided to make my pronouns Your Majesty/Your Highness 💯
@@hellod7961 Welcome to the club, Your Majesty. 😂
🤣 wish i could take that throne when i go out🤣
Hey, I'm a single guy with TWO porcelain thrones! So I outrank some of Your Majesties, my Majesty is a step above y'all's! 😂🤣🤴👑
I too have a porcelain throne, in fact I'm watching and commenting on it right now.
I identify as a ambulance
My pronouns are wee/woo
😂
This made me laugh so much 🤣 😂
😂😂😂
I identify as Michel Jackson my pronouns are hee hee
I identify as a helicopter but I feel left out as my only pronoun is "whompa". Everyone else gets two pronouns. Sigh.
I identify as money, my pronouns are Ka/ching
😂
I identify as McQueen, my pronouns are Ka/chow
I identify as a bank robber and my pronouns are
GET DOWN/RIGHT NOW
@@akshays6797 I'm glad I'm not the only one to think this.
i identify as a high schooler my pronouns are 'leave me alone'/'i want sleep'
Lol
I identify as French, my pronouns are oui/oui
I identify as an Asian, my pronouns are dog/bat
@@ThisIsADog.💀💀no way you just said that.
@@BookEpiphany I’m an Asian lmao i can talk like that
@@ThisIsADog. Ah that's okay then. Still very funny 🤣
All the way home
I identify as a doorbell. Thus, my pronouns are ding/dong.
I identify as a transformer, my pronouns are *autobots / rollout*
My pronouns are ?/! You are welcome to try to pronounce them!!
Now that is a comment with a comedic punchline! Well done😂
😂
My name is Nick and i use my name as a pronoun but i also go by she/her so I mix them to make
My new pronouns
Nick/her
“So you’re into pronouns, can I she/them tiddies?” This was a pride shirt 💀
💀💀
And people are promoting these to children
@@BeansPowerFR
@@BeansPoweryep.
@@BeansPower.. no.
“We even got some Thawnes in the back!”
*IT WAS ME BARRY!*
I identify as a computer program. My pronouns are Debug/Log.
Nice to meet you. Mine are dev/random.
@@hughbrackett343nice to meet you, mine is /dev/null
Me too except my pronouns are restart/error 404
Since I identify as a starter program, my pronouns are Hello/World
so let's debug you
"Don't feel like a woman, but also hate men, come on to pronoun town and grab a they/them!" Lmao that's catchy
It's a melodic tune better than woke current non talented musicians and artists right now 😂😂
Fk why is is ready my ring tone
“Or our best seller, she/they.” 💀
Edit: I don’t usually do this but thx for 5k likes
Didn't get it
A lot of people use it like a LOT
@@aswinramesh4421tough
Because most of the time its the feminist who use pronouns shenanigans
@@spagooba215 ik
As a microwave, mt pronouns are
*MMMMMMMMMMM* / *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
I identify as "my lawyers have advised me not to finish this joke"
ah yes, nick/her
@@sarppras4267 Can you explain this pronoun...it sounds racist?
@@princessbc9791well, he either identifies as her, or either as Nick. It's that simple
@@endlessscp4611 Doesn’t read like it hunn
@@princessbc9791oh no, it’s British slang for female underwear
i identify as a train, my pronouns are chuu choo
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂
I identify George Washington my pronouns are U/ S/ A
@@Zara.109U / S / A *
I identify as the Sun so the world revolves around me 🗿🗿🗿
YES XD
That's what I women is gonna say
You go, gir... I mean, Sun!
Basically you are american
The best one yet 😂😂
As a divorced man I identify as drunk/broke.
I identify as an ambulance, my pronouns are wee/woo
Omg. Ur Sooo funnie
That's the Cutest I've read....Thanks
Based
This is actually funny and idk why
You also could identify as a police car with those pronouns
You shall now be referred to as Mr. Wee
Wait no-
"or our best seller She/they" 💀💀
Bot 😂
lol
Ain't no way bro said "As a transparent person"
And the pronouns actually match 💀
263 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that!
266 likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that!
So many cucklord in this reply section
265 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that!
556 likes and 4 replies? Lemme fix that!
As a ghost, my pronouns are
Where/Was
As someone who identifies as a bodybuilder, i prefer the pronouns muscular/enormous
Mine are Ster/oid
As someone who also identifies as a bodybuilder, I go by Yeah/Buddy pronouns.
Mine are "nice/cock" bro
@@crusader5013 Don't go stealing Canadian pronouns now...
@@Sonick92 😂💀
"stop recording here please" "uhm sorry I identify as a camera" "oh ok go ahead"
Stop recordinf here , i identify was a skibidi toilet
I identify as a television man and i see that you don't have protection glasses on
Doesn't work. Those people are narcissists and only want you to use their pronouns but ignore you if you want them to use your pronouns.
I seen this before the employee couldn’t do anything or they will get fire for disrespecting customers
Did you know that actually happened?
I identify as a billionaire.
My pronounces are cha/ching.
When the E
More like mr krabs lmao
@@Ghostcookie3777 lmaoo yess! :))
HHAHAHAH
MONEY MONEY MONEY
I Identity as a countryman
My pronouns are Beer/Truck
I identify as a race car
My pronouns are Vroom/vroom
“ So come on down to Pronountown and grab a They/Them, got my laughing.😂😂
Got my laughing too
As you didn't put the mark at the end of the quote, that means that the quote didn't end that the replies will continue as part of the quote.
@@nofacedgoldfish6216 Not anymore! "
@@Sylvainjose-satoyumiyato NOOOOO!!!!
@@nofacedgoldfish6216” Here we go again!
Also works for people who lack personality or any interesting traits so they can make pronouns their whole personality.
Now you got it! 😂😂😂
Isn't that just about all of them?
Yeah,now THEIR whole interaction is just correcting people😂
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 nah, some of them are genuinely sweet and caring people. But sadly the majority is kinda weird
@@REJECTFALSEICONZ oh, no worries, I met several who would give respect first, without demanding it back, I know it's often the loud minority
I need a 10 hour version of that song
If anyone wants the channel name, its Content Machine
Thank you lods
@@saroancabahug6710 no problem at all, pet
Many thanks 😊
Thanks I was actually wondering that 🙂
I got yall
A lot of people need this 😂
“ come on down to pronoun town and grab a they/them”. Killed me 😂
Thank you for “as a transparent person, my pronouns are who/where” because I WILL be making that joke at the thanksgiving dinner table when the topic inevitably comes up 🤣
The LGBTQ+ community would _absolutely_ be a better place if more people in it had a sense of humour/humility.
Yeah and not get offended when people are actually funny, like if you actually believe in something you shouldn't get offended when people attack it
@@Maxippoya! Like, I go by they/them, I find this hilarious!! Honestly, if I didn't expirence this weird gender s#&% myself, would think it was silly too! Also, this is the type of thing I would make, because it's funny🤣
@@kittenslitteone8269same
@@MaxippoI mean in my experience we don’t get offended by jokes. It’s just the select few glorified on the internet
@@kazoo_gaming442we got a saying for this. "The emptiest barrels always have the loudest falls". It's the loud minority, not the majority
In the words of Shania Twain, "Man, I feel like a woman."
I still thought of this song too 👍
But my thought lead me to wonder, why and how this song till now was not used in any form in these depates 🤣
Also Barry Gibbs,"More than a Woman"
da da dada da da
@@4450krank let’s go girls
“feeling *left* out”
I see what he did there 😂
And i identify as British
My pronounce are
"Give us/your country"
As an British person, I can confirm.
As a non British person, this is a joke. And probably also true
You and your brothers the USA and Russia are troubled.
@@NatalyaLysa I'm neither from there
@@NatalyaLysa I'm Indonesian
Whoever wrote that jingle..they/them deserve a Bravo 👏
“Or our best seller, she/they!”
That took me out 🤣
Didn't get it
@@aswinramesh4421 Lots of girls go by she/they instead of she/her. That’s why it’s best seller.
@@aswinramesh4421Because there are more biological male turning to trans-women than the other way around. They mostly adopt the she/they types.
I told my boss that i identify as a CEO. I'm registering for unemployment now.
yes 69
Who cares
Should have identified as rich.
😂😂😂
One can always try 😂
If that theme song ain’t playing at my funeral I ain’t dying
Nobody dies at their funeral. They're already dead!
@@josephdestaubin7426 @youmissedthejoke
I identity as a cat and my pronouns are "Me/Ow"
The sad thing is, this isn't a joke anymore. There literally is a kid in my sister's high school who identifies as a cat and the school put a human sized literbox in girls bathroom. Our country is screwed.
My pronoun is, " IM A FUCKING IDIOT!", and I demand you use it loudly when addressing me! 😂
yeah i can see that
@@garlic_bread410 May i think he’s talking about you
@@garlic_bread410 you have a ukraine flag in your name, lmao, I just know what type of person you are.
@@garlic_bread410 You should use his pronoun loudly before addressing him
@@garlic_bread410 saying that shows you don't even understand the joke
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Channel called Content Machine
THANK YOU!!!
This video does not appear to be on it
@@joshjahncke4178 It's a short so it can be hard to find since they don't show the titles in the shorts section
Tysm... she said watch their vids but didnt give their channel name
@@reuvencooper8170its in the description but yeah nobody checks those
As a man who's been gay since the 90s, i can teach these snowflakes how the world works
“As a dead beat dad my pronouns are gettin/milk” 💀
Best one 💀
As a nuclear bomb my pronouns are ka/boom
As an asian my pronouns are he/yaa
As a demon child my pronouns are your/worst/nightmare
As a apple my pronouns are app/le
My pronouns are his highness/ his excellency . I demand everyone refer to me this way or I will throw a hissy fit.
Well, that's how the libs do it! It's been pretty effective for them as a strategy👌
@@NewYorkCityGritty5 Actually their strategy is to threaten self-harm. That's how this whole thing started. They kept pushing the idea that kids were killing themselves because people weren't affirming their identity. It's really sick that they would resort to these tactics, but they're sick people, so it's to be expected.
Yes his excellency
Sure, your gayness
my pronouns I a tower, thus I refer to 9/11
i identify as british, my pronouns are crumpet/crumpetself
You successfully insulted 2 groups of people. Probably while sipping unsweetened ice tea
as a british gremlin, i laughed way too hard XDDDD
@@potatopitoto3301 Earl grey, to be exact
I identify as a machine gun, my pronouns are Rakata/Tatata
I identify as an A-10 warthog, my pronouns are brrrrr / more brrrrr
The subtle “being LEFT out” to start the video 😂
I love how its not offensive or anything, just pure humour.
since when did my comment get 2.1k likes
So that’s what their calling it
@@frankjenkins6949*they’re
@@ianmarktorres3261 congrats on finding a error in their sentence, now find a reason to keep going
humor? its true
@@uncrustable9923yeah it’s true but it’s also humorous, and thats what makes it great
You’ll never know how I got so many likes
Get them a Grammy
Even a Gracie....,.
an*
That’s not what Oscars are for
Platinum Record
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson.
My pronouns are “he he”
this added back 90 minutes to my life
same
Same, now i can wait 1 and half an hour to jump
@@Korogiri_Koenagi Yea lol
@@Korogiri_Koenagilmao bro top ten biggest virgins
@@oxos_pass and?
Sexuality fad is so accurate. It's definitely a fad. Can't wait until it's over.
Edit: A fad is something that is popular for a short time.
Yes, it will have lasting affects.
No, I'm not saying people who identify as non binary will just disappear.
I'm saying its popularity won't last.
This is why you should never permanently alter yourself to be part of something temporary or to follow a fad. What's popular now never lasts. There is always some other new fad around the corner.
Definitely agree with you
The over dramatization of it is a fad. Theres normal people such as me where im bi and im normal. He him. cause i don't want attention😭
like frfr people go by zi zer wtv tf for attention. i understand trans people and non binary people but after that they need to get a life and stfu💀
All the damage, though, until it is.
@@andrewnoel840 nah cause its just like every other fad throughout the years. People like it until they don't and then no one will care
"If I had a dollar for each gender I'd have $2 and a bunch of monopoly money"
-A very wise person
That is actually golden
Fr like I support the lgbt but the neo pronouns and shit are so fucking stupid
How did I find this now I need to put it into action 🤣🤣🤣
Tomboy is technically a Gender. Stupid IK, but there's a reason Gender & Sex are seperate words. Gender be paper, Sex be blood. Aesthetic vs Substance.
I swear some hate is just out of confusion or lack of understanding.
But then again you probably think im a paid off liar like the last guy I told that to lol.
@@shonenjumpmagnetoNo, gendet is biological determined by for example,something called testosterone.
I identify as a gamer.
My pronouns are it’s a me/wahoo.
Underappreciated comment!
I’m fat so my pronouns are kg/lbs
😂😂😂😂 made me die of laughter.
Those people are geniuses😂
Mr menno parody songs are epic and hilarious i wish Brett cooper will do a reaction to him he is a genius.
Thanks for the happy 🪅🪅🪅🪅🪅🪅🪅🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
"To enter a perceived marginalized community" Spot on! Lmao
I identify as Gothamchess
My pronouns are The/RROOOOOKKKK
LMFAOOOO
That who/where comment at the end caused a hard exhale. And that is one of the highest compliments that I can give.
Someone said they identify as invisible and their pronouns are who/where/how and that reminded me of that 💀💀
I love the "I identify as non-visible, I'm....Trans-Parent"😂😂
invisible lol
More like transparently awesome 🏳️⚧️
That jingle at the end was more catchy then anything I’ve seen on tv in years.
how's someone just gonna turn plural?
conjoined twins?
@LiterallyLane Even conjoined twins don't want to be referred as plural, which is ironic since they're technically qualified for it.
"We even got a couple Thons in the back"
This got me rolling! 🤣
“And grab a they/them!” I dead at that part
Or the Best seller… “She, they!” 😂😂😂
A lot of jobs won't even hire if you've got "pronouns" in the bio.
This is gold !!!! The whole game summed up in 20 seconds !!!!! Absolutely hilarious
I identify as sadness. My pronouns are I'm/tired
that's depressing
@@hmmkimmum actually I’m depressing. They’re sadness
#relateable
Hate how accurate this is and if any of them are offended GOOD
As someone who used They/Them because I'm biological Intersex, this us absolutely hilarious.
🎶PrOnOuN tOwN🎶 is sending me💀
My personal pronoun is "Our Glorious High Commander"
Interesting. I'd like mine to be The High & Mighty but I believe that's already taken so maybe just The Mid Level
Amen! 😃
Hail Commander
Mine is Mein Fuhrer
" i identify as Michael Jackson and my pronounce are *he/he* "
THANKS I'm STEALING THIS!
😂😂
This is straight gold 😭😂🤣
Need to follow them on here if possible that’s great
The channel is called content machine I believe.
th-cam.com/users/shortsxRveaERuy84?feature=share
@@Banooneraaaaand that's what I was looking for! Lol! Thanks so much!
@@abbyroach205 No problem!
They're called content machine, there's a couple other groups like them. They do cheesy stuff, it's not hilarious, but it's often topical, somewhat original, rather dry, almost British level, & they put in effort
So true. These people are so delusional and desperate
Wdym
Could be right i cannot prove you wrong.
So yeah they might. Whats youre conclusion? I want to know.
Delusional? That's ironic. Desperate? Desperate to not get treated like shit for being autistic, yeah.
By the way, this channel is The Content Machine. They’re linked in the description, but a lot of people don’t read the description, so I felt like I should credit them here.
because it's a short...
How do you even read description in a short
@@Azrael178 go into the three dots, and click description. That’s for the mobile app
Bruh, I didnt even know there was a description lamo
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GOLD! I sang along at the end...it was perfect