The Kingdom of God is at Hand John 3:16 King James Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
The Kingdom of God is at Hand John 3:16 King James Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
I know the bit is that it's weird information for Schlatt to have, but it's honestly more surprising to me that Charlie and Ted have never heard of Mr. Hands. As someone who had unrestricted internet access as a wee lass and gave out my Skype name to randos on public Minecraft servers, it's really hard to imagine that there's actual internet content creators that have yet to be initiated to such classics.
@Adam Collier bro didn't grow up on the internet in the 2000s/early 2010s... we had NO sense of self-preservation 😭 😭 i would get into skype calls with complete strangers at like 13 years old and send them links to shock porn. shit was wild
@@Animenite97 Creative Minecraft servers back in the day were fucking lawless wastelands. I mean, I met some weirdos on Hypixel adventure maps, sure, but I feel like I can't even describe the shit those creative server kids were up to without being put on some watch list. I remember being annoyed when all the creative servers started cracking down to be more family friendly, but holy shit, was it needed. On skype, though, it was mostly just slightly older tweens/teens with their shock sites, but I'm also 88 percent sure I've talked to actual groomers before what with all the grown adults telling me how 'mature' I sound. Luckily, I am completely socially inept, so I'd get antsy after knowing people too long and wipe my contacts . Now, I'm studying Comp Sci with dudes who run virtual machines on their desktops just to connect to Zoom meetings while I remember the good ol' days of entering my real-life address into sketchy surveys on the off chance of getting free in-game dollars.
I love how Wilbur is like Tommy’s supportive older brother and Shlatt is like his cool alcoholic uncle Edit: you ever make a comment that just ages absolutely horrendously 😰
fun fact the mr hands ranch wasnt just a random ranch, it was a ranch for people who enjoy beastiality, specifically horse beastiality but they had dogs too
well i think it was a outta sight outta mind kinda situation like don't tell anyone and we'll stick around kinda thing i think that due to that incident that place was shut down. because a headline like "man dies riding horse" isn't eye-catching. but "man dies after being ridden by horse" does make you go wtf the ranch certainly wasn't legal for anything other then a ranch also they um. filmed him being impaled and well somebody uploaded to the internet and what i'm getting at is. Mr.hands is now eternally famous for his fatal encounter with a well endowed stallion the recording still exists on the internet and unfortunately you can watch it i do not recommend searching for... nor watching the video.
Fun fact for those who do wanna know how Schlatt knows about Mr. Hands - Schlatt was and probably still is a Mr. Sark fan. Sark brought up Mr. Hands in one of his Cards Against Humanity videos. Had a full on bit about it. He's also the source of the unlimited games but no games question - that was a question on Machinima Respawn Inbox, a show where people mailed in questions to Sark and APLFisher.
“I know a guy in heaven who was filled by a horse once” is one of the cleanest lines ever delivered
Bruh mr hands went around my school this is the first time I’ve heard it mentioned since
How is there only two comments on a 2.1k liked comment?
@@pheonix4924 Nothing more needed to be said
How did Ted not know this?
But far from clean for the guy
I'm now convinced Schlatt is the "Third Unidentified Man" from the Mister Hands incident
That makes to much sense
you could be right tho idk
I wouldn't put it past him after what he did in 99'
@@braydenchan30249
if only it happened 6 years earlier, this would be HILARIOUS
ted always seems so in shock with everything schlatt does, you'd think he'd be used to it by now
i think its his character too. just the guy who always expects better and never gets it LMFAO
You might say Ted is a bit oblivious. Not unlike yourself, to the fact that he is just playing along and this being 90% of their content.
teds character is the best sidekick
I think he's kind of a "Straight man"
Best sidekick, plus completely tone deaf. 2:33
Schlatt is the type of guy to look at a very stable topic and go "don't google Mr. Hands" and not wait for an answer
Commenting about the first clip is peak attention deficit
Love the reference
The Kingdom of God is at Hand
John 3:16
King James Version
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Whilst chugging the thick water
@@jhendi309 and he thinks its from a podcast episode...
The Chinese FInger Traps had me rolling.
The best content of the year xD
300 chinese finger traps
Same… and I’m in class😭
I was in the floor I couldn’t breathe 😂
yeah, i can't barely breath.
"You are my childhood hero"
YOU ARE STILL A CHILD
He's....18..
@@Echobabe_ **slow head shake of dissappintment**
@@BrianLTU -insert shaky breath-
@@Echobabe_ wasnt he 17 by the time of the video recording? i might be mistaken lmao, i dont really watch vods
@@catharticignorance it was a jokeeeee
Schlatt is the type of guy to bring 18 people to watch a 18+ movie
All under the age of 18
@@tommibear4013 💀💀💀💀
WUAHHA
Let's admit that under 18s have seen 18+ content their whole lives
You know Steven Kings' " It "?
Largest child audience
@@AxiEisa are u dumb?
1 x 18=18
Bruh Schlatt saying “I know a guy in heaven who was filled by a horse once” had me laughing hard 💀
Just like that horse
720
schlatt is the definition of "american"
@Theo. gay is included in schlatt's factory settings dw
The Kingdom of God is at Hand
John 3:16
King James Version
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
I'm just glad that he's not right-wing. If he was, that would be almost as tragic as those bumper stickers.
@Theo. he really is
Agreed
Schlatt in the little scooter while they were golfing had me dying
Man tried to take the keys like that could stop the absolute unit that is schlatt
*GUN*
i feel like im in a fever dream whenever i see clips of schlatt doing literally anything
Schlatt is the type of person to just stare at you and run away (Thank you for this.)
Nice PFP
Schlatt is that one dude who does anything people dare him to, without any certainty of rewards.
"I know a guy who was filled by a horse once"
yeah hes not in heaven man
6:26 "oh so we're lying today"
schlatt seems like the type of person to walk into a bar and ask if they could serve him an angel shot because he doesnt wanna go to hell
Schlatt is the Homelander of TH-cam.
I know the bit is that it's weird information for Schlatt to have, but it's honestly more surprising to me that Charlie and Ted have never heard of Mr. Hands. As someone who had unrestricted internet access as a wee lass and gave out my Skype name to randos on public Minecraft servers, it's really hard to imagine that there's actual internet content creators that have yet to be initiated to such classics.
in fairness, you did an insane thing giving out you Skype name to randos.
@Adam Collier bro didn't grow up on the internet in the 2000s/early 2010s... we had NO sense of self-preservation 😭 😭 i would get into skype calls with complete strangers at like 13 years old and send them links to shock porn. shit was wild
@@drewisdreaming I mean, I did, born in 97. I just didn't do that shit lol. Those be safe online ads worked on me
@@Animenite97 Creative Minecraft servers back in the day were fucking lawless wastelands. I mean, I met some weirdos on Hypixel adventure maps, sure, but I feel like I can't even describe the shit those creative server kids were up to without being put on some watch list. I remember being annoyed when all the creative servers started cracking down to be more family friendly, but holy shit, was it needed.
On skype, though, it was mostly just slightly older tweens/teens with their shock sites, but I'm also 88 percent sure I've talked to actual groomers before what with all the grown adults telling me how 'mature' I sound. Luckily, I am completely socially inept, so I'd get antsy after knowing people too long and wipe my contacts .
Now, I'm studying Comp Sci with dudes who run virtual machines on their desktops just to connect to Zoom meetings while I remember the good ol' days of entering my real-life address into sketchy surveys on the off chance of getting free in-game dollars.
no fear, huh
I love how Wilbur is like Tommy’s supportive older brother and Shlatt is like his cool alcoholic uncle
Edit: you ever make a comment that just ages absolutely horrendously 😰
REAL!
The words “cool” and “alcoholic uncle” should not mix
@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 yeahnthey should
Nice, I gave the 911th like
And you just summarized every single fanfic with Schlatt in it
schlatt is the definition of "youtube"
schlatt is the definition
schlatt is the
schlatt is
schlatt
schlat
Shlatt is allways making these youtube moments.
I love how Shlatt is calling the guy for help with the Chinese finger traps but all he did was tell him to repent and turn to good 😭😭😭
he really went all out with the saying "dont be afraid to be the weirdest in the room"
9:45
My dad walked right when this conversation started
7:46 telling my mom I threw up on my bed
as a person who almost never smiles 5:26 made me burst laughing out loud.
Hey, that's not a good thing, my man. I hope you get the hel pyou need and you're able to find happiness outside of schlatt clips.
@@LunatheMoonDragon I'm good don't worry :) I just don't really smile a lot tbh
schlatt is my comfort youtuber and if that doesn’t tell you how mentally ill i am, idk what does
8:23 they talk to schlatt like he's a dog 💀💀
"I know a guy in Heaven who was filled by a horse"
You sure he's in Heaven?
fun fact the mr hands ranch wasnt just a random ranch, it was a ranch for people who enjoy beastiality, specifically horse beastiality but they had dogs too
WHAT THE FUCK i actually didn’t know this
How was this allowed
well i think it was a outta sight outta mind kinda situation
like don't tell anyone and we'll stick around kinda thing
i think that due to that incident that place was shut down.
because a headline like "man dies riding horse" isn't eye-catching.
but "man dies after being ridden by horse" does make you go wtf
the ranch certainly wasn't legal
for anything other then a ranch
also they um. filmed him being impaled and well somebody uploaded to the internet
and what i'm getting at is.
Mr.hands is now eternally famous for his fatal encounter with a well endowed stallion
the recording still exists on the internet and unfortunately you can watch it
i do not recommend searching for... nor watching the video.
6:10 bro that guy has the composure of a frigging hostage negotiator.
"Got some stickers for you too, Pro Bono" got me dying
I like how most of the clips are from other people's videos and streams. Truly a "Schlatt" moment.
Fun fact for those who do wanna know how Schlatt knows about Mr. Hands - Schlatt was and probably still is a Mr. Sark fan. Sark brought up Mr. Hands in one of his Cards Against Humanity videos. Had a full on bit about it. He's also the source of the unlimited games but no games question - that was a question on Machinima Respawn Inbox, a show where people mailed in questions to Sark and APLFisher.
6:50 fundy looks like he is high
Fr.
he probably is-
"your silence speaks volumes right now" -Ted Nivision
2:28 this audio was actually one of many of mika's crisp gulp sounds
13
2:17 the face he makes 😂
Schlatt going "mommy" while chugging thick water is deeply disturbing.
the end made me almost spit out my coffee. just the "good" "nice"
6:10 missed opportunity to say his pickle is in a pickle
3:45 The despair in the "NOOOOOOOOO" 😂
3:45 was that Trevor screaming no? Haha
9:33 schlatt thats not barbies friend thats her sister. what does that say about her family
The Chinese finger trap thing was so awesome
2:55
Schlatt ai has a stroke
Please more, I love these.
that last clip was gold it went from wholesome to heretical in 0.1 seconds.
The way he was grabbing the cake box was giving me so much anxiety
0:44
Let's just say
Horses weren't the only things violent that night.
5:03 got an ad titled even roast i fucking died
3:38 WHY WAS HE OPENING THE BOX LIKE THAT 😭😭😭
1:49 "whos the goodest boy in the room? you are!-" pans to a smiling schlatt.
4:15 I was NOT ready for this clip 💀💀💀
I'd watch an entire series of Will, Wubby, and Schlatt
Here before Schlatt has to delete/edit/reupload becuase someone at YT got their panties in a twist over a joke.
Camping around Moses lake washington and watching these comps on 1 bar 144p. First clip has me howling at 1:45 a.m.
No matter how many times I’ve seen these chips, they never cease to scare the shit out of me
I actually saw this billboard once when I was in the car XD 4:36
WE NEED MORE COMPILATIONS!!!
10:35 The "GOOD!" "NICE!" kills me every time
4:31 ayo
Schlatt is genuinely a beautiful man
RIP KRACC BACC you will be missed
We still need the metal sarcophagus.
7:25 HIS FACE LMAO
Bruh I look up and see haymich from the hunger games movie yelling at a paraplegic schlatt with a gun
8:17 nicocado on his scooter
“I watch men” was unexpected yet expected
I was literally crying while watching vent videos and clicked on this 💀
The fact that Schlongus knows enough about Mr Hands to pronounce Enumclaw correctly says so much.
I keep a bottle of thick water in my car, any new person who gets in has to take a sip. It’s actually the most discussing thing ever😂
8:17
"last chance to look at me Hector"
8:59
bro the finger trap video made me choke on my water 💀
i havent laughed so hard in so long, my chest hurt so bad
This video is almost two years old and I am still watching it like a winner that just lost.
9:00 😂😂😂😂
i was feeling pretty sad. this video made me laugh. good video.
what video is this.
0:50
I watched this and almost cried from laughing 🤣🤣🤣
I love how Sclatt went “Hello” after the priest on the other line was in to much shock of what he was saying
“ I watch men “😂😂😂😂
he takes the key out of schlatt's people mover and schlatt pulls out the fucking GAT bruh
4:34
Aaaaaand that's enough internet for today
The Enumclaw story is real and is still talked about from time to time in washington.
What if the Boeing engineer was another early whistleblower, and that's how they chose to avenge their company secrets 😅😂
THE FINGERTRAPS IM CRYING NOOOOO 😂
the one with the thick water is like that part in Harry Potter where Dumbledore has to drink the potion to get the locket
8:05 this clip made me get this for my dad on his birthday
A comprehensive guide😏
The first one made me spit out my tea
“and this is what I care aboout” am I the only one that thinks schlatt held out that “about” too long (he was too distracted by the hot men)
ngl the guy they called from the "where are you going, heaven or hell?" was actually pretty cool
every time Schlatt goes into Minx's room she instantly goes into ''housewife trying to figure out if she's gonna get beat or not'' mode
3:48, the cake fell like those towers
slimecicle is such a mailbox
Schlatt tries to be Mr. Sark for 10 Minutes.
0:33 I love my state
same
Puyallup repping in the chat
10:36 notice how slime didn’t say anything?
The guy was actually a whistleblower and was forced to go the the ranch by Boeing executives
1:32 at this point Tommy just became SAS sniper's dream target.