When I was 14, I’d get called occasionally about a van I was supposedly selling. No big deal. Until one day my phone kept going off non-stop in class. I went off to the bathroom and had a shit ton of messages, voicemails and texts, all threatening me with bodily harm if I didn’t move the van. When I answered the phone, totally freaked out and obviously young, the woman went from full-meltdown mode to completely apologetic. lol I miss those times sometimes
The very first day I had a smartphone, I got a phone call in the middle of the night from a very drunk pleb. He asked me if I was still coming to drink with him. I don’t know what I said besides “wrong number,” but it was three AM and I was not very articulate. He apologized, hung up, and I have wondered what happened to his friend ever since.
I remember I got a text from a random number that said "To the left," and I just replied "Take it back now y'all" and moments later they doubled up with "One hop this time" and we just kept on doing it until we got the full song. IDK whether it was intentional or not, but to this day I'm proud of whoever that was.
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I mean it probably started with playing one of those games that requires a gun controller, but there'll always be the mystery of why they needed to message so many people. Did Isaac rob the other kids blind or something?
Once I accidentally got added into a group chat full of middle-aged rich people talking about their vacations to somewhere in Italy. I played along for a few days before telling them the truth and promptly leaving
Most interesting wrong number I ever got was teenagers in 1992 calling from Russia (I lived in Canada at the time). They said they were just trying numbers to see who would talk to them! I often think about them and hope they're well.
Reading the stories people are sharing reminds me of how I almost sent a text to the wrong person on discord, I was telling my sister how much it cost for the kids to go to bible camp and I almost sent it to someone else and it would have been an ominous "Its $175 per kid" text. Thankfully we could delete sent messages.
I just did it on purpose just after reading your comment. I told to some random person in my dsc contacts that "it is $175 per kid". I wonder how they will react.
I recently got a wrong number text that said “Patricia is stuck in the toilet again and I can’t find the butter. Where is it?”. That gave me a good laugh
Recently got a wrong number text saying "Hey you were crazy drunk last night, did you get home safe?" It cracked me up, cuz I'd just given birth and was up all night with my newborn. Anything further from getting hammered at a party I could not imagine 🤣
Best wrong text series of my life was between the years of 2016-2018 I was consistently getting messages from a guy named Gabe he meant to send to his friend Scott. Come to find out we had the same number as I had an android and he had an iPhone, I looked up everyone named Scott in my area and found the correct one messaged him and said "you don't know me but your friend Gabe is trying to get ahold of you, also your direct tv bill is due".
I had a girl text me 15 time. Telling me do dump her dad, and I would never be her stepmom. With more interesting reasons every time. She wouldn’t take you’ve got the wrong number seriously. Until I told her I wasn’t dating anyone let alone her dad, and I was only 16. We ended up texting about cartoons for the next hour. That would have turned out differently if my old Nokia had a block option.
@@beek.4860 the ones I remember are. He didn’t do the dishes. He lied ,and was still married. That he just lost his job, and wanted my money, he does nothing all day but watch things in his room. That he wanted harem so was engaged to four other women. That he had cancer and needed me to pay the bills. That he had multiple stds from sleeping around. That he was just looking to get someone to raise all of his kids so he could skip town.
I remember getting a wrong number text once and it just said “ well, Joe’s arm is bleeding none stop again. Do we do something about that??” I hope Joe is okay 😂
I once got added to a target work group. We had a lovely conversation about how amazing the mini waffle maker from target is and how strawberries are OBJECTIVELY the best fruit until some square unadded me.
if you want to talk objectively, i would argue in favor of the tomato due to its versatility, although i am interested in hearing the reasons as to strawberries being superior
@@DarkShard5728 ah see, this is where you’ve lost me. You’ve turned the waffles from a desert into a viable meal, which my American brain cannot fathom. I understand you’re trying to pull a fast one on me by choosing tomatoes which technically classify as a fruit, but that’s not the only variable here. You’ve changed a sweet into a savory, which is a completely different beast. Tomatoes and strawberries occupy different ends of the flavor spectrum and thus cannot be comparable, lest we throw the different mindsets needed for sweet and savory desires out the window.
@@DangerNoodleReads while incomparable, they are still fruits, and thus in the question of "objectively best fruit," necessitate comparison, however impossible or unthinkable it may be. so again i ask of you; provide your defence for the fruit misclassified as a berry by name, and i will consider it
One time I got a whole paragraph sent to me in french- I don't speak french- and told them they had the wrong number. My mom got really mad at me for that and I couldn't understand why. Turns out that she had told my great aunt who never texts anyone that I was taking french class (note: this was the summer before I took french 1) and auntie assumed that meant I already spoke it and decided to contact me. I still don't know why she thought that but oh well
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i guess some of them were flirting w someone and asked for their number and were given the wrong number on purpose and they dont wanna admit they were weird lol
Usually it's because they think it's the right person trying to avoid them. We don't know what happened before they contact the wrong number, so I don't get why a lot of people assume the worst of them.
Reminds me of that one time my teacher got a class in the middle of class. The caller said "Hey it's the nurse. I'm coming over to poke you" and my teacher simply replied "no. No you aren't" funniest thing I've seen
I remember once receiving a wrong number call at the age of 10 or so from a woman who opened the phone call by yelling “HELLO MY SISTAAAAAAH~” and I was so confused that I just answered, deadpan, “I think you have the wrong number,” and without skipping a beat the woman was like “OH I’M SORYYYYYY~” and immediately hung up. I still think about that interaction sometimes
I had a call once from a random number once. So of course I answered it and it was something like “I’m so sorry Ryan I really hope we can work things out!” Viciously sobbing. I responded “I’m sorry I think you have the wrong number” and then they said “Oh I’m sorry” still crying and hung up. Was quite weird. Hope things are ok.
I get so many calls from random numbers. Oddly, I hardly get texts from random numbers. I have gotten scam texts, but they are all just very suspicious links that no one in their right mind would click.
Once in a family group chat we added my brothers old number by accident. Poor guy was so confused and didn’t recognize anyone. Problem is my brother is a notorious prankster so everyone thought he was messing with us…
I like the idea of some dude accidentally getting added to someone else’s family group chat, and then just immediately getting gaslighted about being a member of the family …
@@esobelisk3110 Of course you'd like that idea Ricky, you ol' ruffian of a lad. So are you coming to the family potluck next weekend? Kate is bringing mozzarella sticks!
@@esobelisk3110 best part is due to a family tradition several people were convinced that he had the talking big mouth billy bass and tried to make him admit it
I once got a wrong number text. “Hey Rosie, last night was great. Thanks for your number. This is Jason” “I don’t know a Jason. And my name isn’t Rosie.” “But Rosie gave me this number” “No, this is some random 11 year old from Scotland.” “What’s your name then?” This is where my bookshelf filled with bibles comes in handy (raised as a Christian, got taught a crazy name in Sunday school) “Mezshibotheth.” “Tf-“ This was about 3 years ago. Hope Jason got Rosie’s actual number
Once an old guy called me to tell me my supposedly aunt got covid. He was super sweet and thought I was his granddaughter while I tried to explain to him that I'm not for 30 minutes straight. He was super sweet though and I wished him the best regards when he finally noticed he called the wrong number. Honestly made my day, was an awesome dude :)
A few years ago, my sister changed her number and I called her previous number by mistake. The girl at the other end told me that I had the wrong number, but the thing is, my sister would totally say that as a prank. They sounded kinda similar too, so I just told them to stop joking around. We went back and forth a couple of times, me fully believing I was talking to my sister until this woman got genuinely angry. She said "I am not your sister. Never call this number again. I mean it." Then she hung up on me. I then realized my mistake, and I called my sister's real number to relay the story. She said "that's hilarious. I'm going to call her now and ask for me." I still think about this lady.
Your sister's joke reminded me of a joke my father often cracks: Caller: can I talk to Mr. Smith Receiving end: there's no Smith here Next Call Caller: Can I talk to Mr. Smith, I have a message for him Receiving end: there's no Mr. Smith here 30 min later *phone rings* Caller: hi I'm Mr. Smith, any messages for me?
I once got a wrong Reddit DM, of all things, of someone who was VERY angry, rightfully so, about something involving their dad selling them into sex work and manipulation. I was terrified getting that message because I thought I did some awful heinous thing until I read the text closer I really hope whoever that was is doing better now
Texts the wrong number "I think you have the wrong number" "No, it's you, the person I wrote to and replied to my text, to have the wrong number to reply to". Yeah, makes sense.
Speaking of texting, when I was younger I was playing games on my dad’s phone when he got a scam text or a wrong number text. Being the evil the child I was, I handed the phone over to another friend who could type really fast, and had them mash the keyboard and fire off messages consisting of random letters. We sent about 40 messages before they blocked us.
I remember getting a phone call from a number thinking it was my stepdad, Warren. I answered and said “Whats up warren?” He said “Huh?” And naturally, being awkward I replied, “Uh, never mind, whats up?” And even though he just heard me call him Warren, he said “Not much, you want to buy some weed?” I was so flabbergasted. I just told him he had the wrong number, and he kindly apologized and we said our goodbyes. Just a strange but funny interaction. He seemed like a nice guy too.
I got a wrong number text on WhatsApp last week from a girl who said she wanted to ask someone named Jessie some questions about immigration. I told her she had the wrong number, but then she noticed my profile pic (which was a stock photo of an actor from this c-drama I like) and asked if I was that celebrity. As a joke, I said yes in a way I thought was clearly sarcastic (because what would a Chinese celebrity be doing with a US number on WhatsApp responding to random numbers?) but apparently I wasn’t clear enough because she immediately started trying to call and FaceTime me asking to see me. Before I had time to respond she was already texting me in Chinese about how excited she was to have my number and asking what tv shows was I working on, etc. when I didn’t respond she got upset and it finally ended with “you’re letting your fans down,” before I could explain to her I hadn’t meant it seriously.
Stalker fan with serious parasocial relationship issues there. Even if you somehow were that celebrity it’d make no sense why he’d want some random woman calling, talking about how excited she is to have his number, acting entitled to his time, wanting to see his face and chat on video call, etc. Fans aren’t entitled to anything from celebrities.
I once woke up to two wrong number texts, one was from someone who thought I was someone they were talking to on tinder, and another was.. creepier. it said "I buried the body, what do you want me to do with the evidence" I don't think I've ever blocked a number faster than I did that day.
Crazier is that that texted probably wasn’t the killer but they were probably an accomplice trying to text the killer 😂 crazy Or hopefully just someone messing around 🤣🤣
I never told anyone about the cronicles of Jennifer. Back when I had my old phone I would get random texts to someone named "Jennifer" about every month. It turns out that this Jennifer that people were texting to lived in central Texas, for reference, I live in the PNW. By far the funniest text that I got from there was that what I assume was Jennifer's ex texted me an offer to get back together. I told them that this wasn't Jennifer and that they just texted a random teenager that got Jennifer's old number. They texted back "oh shit, lmao." And asked me if I knew Jennifer's new number. So, random Jennifer from central Texas, if you see this, can you please inform your employers that you should probably update any contacts that they have from you.
My old number was apparently some doctor's number so I got a lot of questionable messages. I got called a few times and it was really awkward as an 11 year old to tell some adult to stop messaging me about their feet pains.
My old highschool teacher had the same problem, apparently his number was close to the health clinic's number, so he would get awkward calls like that too.
Some doctor has our house number on his card and we get called by his patients for years. It only got awkward recently when my brother became a doctor, cuz we would have to clarify which doctor they r calling.
I got a few wrong number texts and calls when I was around 13 years old. It was an elderly woman who misdialed. And then did it again. But we both just laughed it off, and I told her I wished her luck. After the third try, she must have succeeded. We talked for like five minutes collectively, but I still remember how kind she was.
I had to tell a group chat of lacrosse moms that they kept incorrectly adding my number to the team parent group text FIVE TIMES, and I only got them to remove me by pointing out the fact that they were giving a complete stranger information about the exact time and place their kids would be. THEN I GOT ADDED TO THE SOCCER MOM GROUP TEXT
One time I had an entire conversation with a woman who was a wrong number. She texted me and at first I thought it was wrong number but then for a bit I started thinking it was my school friend who had somehow found my number. Meanwhile she was thinking I was her niece. Because her niece's name was also Lily, which, coincidentally is my name. So we had an entire conversation where I asked her if she did the English assignment and apparently I guess she was a college student so she said yes. Also one time got a text from a guy in New Jersey who thought I was some girl he met at a party and obviously had been given my number as a way of rejecting him. I am not the least bit surprised considering his response to me saying this is a wrong number was utter denial. So I gave my phone to my mom who told him this is not the phone of any girl he's looking for and was in fact the phone of her 14-year-old daughter. She asked him to stop contacting me and he said and I quote, "fuck you and your daughter." This was years ago but I still remember it and I can understand why that girl didn't give him her actual number.
when I was around 11 I used to get texts from the same unknown number constantly. They apparently thought I was their aunt or something? Definitely a family member. I learned about their birthday parties, how many people wanted to wish me merry Christmas and lots of other things. I think once I texted them back like "you have the wrong number, I'm sorry", but after a while they would text me again, so I didn't do anything else about it. But I always felt bad whenever I imagined the real aunt who possibly never got the invitation to the parties and everything
I once got a wrong number text, when I was 16, and still had one of the sliding keyboard phones. Someone texted me, asking "Is this Alex? I'm [can't remember name] and we met in SC last weekend. Would you like to meet next weekend? I really liked talking to you." I explained that I wasn't Alex. Got an "Are you sure?" I wanted to reply I was sure, bcs my name isn't Alex. They replied "Oh... Ok. Do you know Alex?" No, I said I didn't know an Alex, but expressed hope that they find the person they enjoyed talking to. I hope they did.
I used to constantly get calls and texts for “Marty,” talking about his nursing visits or something like that, or just people checking on him. It sounded like he was really ill. Poor Marty. I’ve never met him, but I hope he’s okay.
The extreme amount of PAness in that message had me siding with Brittney and Christi, honestly 😅 I'm thinking whatever they did, it was probably blatant and not the sort of sugary-sweet venom that Helen spits 😂
This one person wrong numbered me, congratulating me and my team on our victory, and sent a photo of a trophy. I was at a barbecue at my grandma's, wasn't part of any sport/club, and was (and still am) an extremely introverted person. So I texted back "Whoever you meant to send this to is having a better life than me."
I woke up early today and decided to watch this video, but in the middle of it I cracked up and laughed and my parents came into my room and I couldn't stop laughing, so they took my phone and decided to see what I was laughing about and they started laughin too and then my brother woke up and he came to see why we all were laughing, and he started to laugh too, and the same happened to our neighbors and neither of us could stop laughing so we all are now isolated from the rest of society. Have a nice day.
None of these are as bad as the time I got 20 texts (all out of order) which I think were from a drunk mother angry at her son's father who had been to jail. And then a day or two later I got text from a different number with a long apology to someone's spouse for acting crazy due to new depression meds and ptsd. I have no idea if these texts were from the same person, but if they weren't, it's weird I got such crazy messages so close together. Either way, the whole situation was nuts.
I once got a text that was... well... read it yourselves: "I'm gonna ungrill your cheese." "I'm gonna unmac yout cheese." "I'm gonna eat your fruit cup." "I'm gonna unfry your chicken." "I'm gonna steal your leaves." "I'm gonna unlemon your lemonade." "I'm gonna unsugar your sweet tea." "I'm gonna unice your ice cream." "I'm gonna unload your phone." "I'm gonna unstill your still life." "I'm gonna unforever your forever 21." "I'm gonna unice your ice." "I'm gonna unfruitful your fruit loops." "I'm gonna unart your art." "I'm gonna unmyth your mythology." "I'm gonna unsketch your sketchbook." "I'm gonna unjoke your joke." "I'm gonna unmine your minecraft." "I'm gonna ungorilla your gorilla glue." "I'm gonna uncook your cookies." "I'm gonna unbake your bacon." "I'm gonna uncup your cake." I'm gonna unculture you you uncultured swine." "I'm gonna untoast your toast." "I'm gonna uncar your car." "I'm gonna unmask my mask." To this day I have no idea who sent this to me and why.
I’ve been spending so long sending pictures of my dog to random strangers all over the US, and it’s had no positive results so far, yet I shall keep trying. Also my number neighbor doesn’t like me.
Years ago I got a text from an (rightfully) angry mother demanding child support payments. She took the "I'm not the father of your child(ren)" news surprisingly well.
That happened to me when I was 12. This mother was angrily telling me to "Pay the child support, bastard." It took me three paragraphs, five arguments, and one voice message to convince her I was not the so-called "Jeremy 'Bichardson' Richardson" who was the arrogant father of her three month old child. When she realised I was a 12 year old girl, she said, "Feck it, I knew he gave me the wrong number when he got a new phone." And then nothing has happened since then. That message has been there for five years, and I just texted back saying, "did you ever get those payments?" And she said, "Yeah, after I lectured him and scolded him for giving me the wrong number deliberately, giving me a 12 year old's number instead." This is on my old phone, which my mother gave to me when I was 9. And presumably had a similar phone number to Jeremy's new phone. I just told her, "Well, that sucks. I'm 17 now, so if he does it again, give him my uncle's number." I told her my uncle's number, and he's a local police officer in the town I presume they lived in when I did (still do, now.)
I once allowed a very intense argument to happen at me in a wrong number text. I waited until she got so shitty and insulting that it would be embarrassing before letting her know it was a wrong number. That was fun.
A few times this has happened to me. I'll tell one of the stories. So, I suddenly got this text that said, "Hey, Andrea. It's Pat, I asked Britney if she wanted to invite you to her birthday party and she said 'Ask her if she wants to come.' So, do you wanna?" I really had no idea whether to tell them they had the wrong number or to play along. I played along. So I texted back, "Yeah, I'll come, just tell Britney's dad to not add the peanuts." I somehow correctly guessed that this "Andrea" was allergic to peanuts and that Britney's dad set up the party, lucky. And then Pat said, "You have a peanut allergy? Never told me." So I just said, "Yeah, I decided to not tell you until now as it would've probably annoyed you." And then Pat said, "It would've been fine, so anyway, what date should we start setting up the stuff?" I knew I was fucked. I had no idea when Britney's birthday was, and apparently Andrea ALWAYS decided the same times for every birthday, so I was done. I just said, "Oh, I'll let you decide this time, Pat." And he was like "Really? You never let anyone else decide, why now?" "I was just tired of doing it the same everytime, so I let you decide." "Oh, well thanks! That was new." And then that was the end of the conversation. A day later, Pat texted me and said, "Is this even Andrea? She is VERY talkative." That's when I revealed who I really was and he was like, "Oh, cool. I don't mind though, you can come too, whoever you are." Aaand, that's how I became friends with Andrea and everyone else.
Not a text but instead a phone call; In high school I was at a buddy’s house playing some games in his basement and we heard the phone ring. He decided to answer it after which we were met with a bunch of Chinese(?) people talking in the background before a heavily accented man asked “Hello, master, what can I do for you?” before *he* hung up.
@@rachelcookie321 he put an emphasis on *he* though, which I’m pretty sure is meant up to clear up whether it was the caller or friend (its the caller) because it wouldn’t be surprising if it was the friend. but if it was actually *_him_* who hung up, the caller, that is shocking, and worthy of emphasis
sometimes i wish i’d get an interesting wrong number text but then i realize if i did, i’d probably have a heart attack and angst over it for 10 mins straight before just blocking them. anxiety is a bitch
I was added to a group chat once. The creator started talking about how their son had an audition for Disney channel and did really well. About 6 months later I texted the group chat to see if he ever got a call back, had to know if I was talking to someone soon to be famous. Never got a response 😅
When my mother got her 2nd phone number, she was unfortunate enough to get the phone number of a recently bankrupt pizza-place. I don’t remember what the pizza-place was named, but she had to explain to at least 75 people over the course of multiple months. Ofc, some called multiple times, too. This was before i was born, so that’s why i don’t have any details (24+ years ago)
I remember seeing a similar story where a pizza place near the user had put up posters around town, advertising their place, with a number on it. Problem is, it was the user's number, not the pizza place's number. The result of that was probably similar to the result of this one, but I can't remember it too well.
I remember the time when I got a text from an unknown number that simply said "Eine weitere Maus im Badezimmer gefunden" which when I translated it it said "found another mouse in the bathroom" I took a screenshot of the text because I found it funny and then blocked the number because I dont want some german dude constantly texting me about thier mouse problem. Now I just searched for the screenshot, wrote the text down and just control c control v'ed it here because this is the right place to tell this story of mine.
I got a text once from an unknown number which mentioned me by name and said "Hi .... can you please give me a rough time? Ta Tracey xx" I pondered on this for a while before I remembered it was from a woman I was buying some furniture from and we had yet to arrange a pick up time!
One time one of my little sisters got ahold of my mom's phone, ended up typing in a bunch of random numbers and tetters that led autocorrect to believe she was typing out "Ethiopia". She then proceeded to send it to my later very confused uncle
One time this girl texted me after she'd been given a fake number by her date(?) I told her I wasn't him, and for some reason she wanted to meet up with me in person, even though she did not know me. I ended up panicking and blocking her, and the only major things I remember were the name of the guy she was trying to text (Langston), the fake name I gave her (Eliza), and the fact that all her texts were łíķé ťhíş
Usually spambots use accented/lookalike characters to get around spam filters, and if they were ignoring your responses... it was probably one of those imo
WAIT THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME?? different names, but the lady had said that a guy she was talking to on bumble gave her the wrong number, then insisted we meet up 💀 i also panic blocked LMAO. did yours send a (probably stolen off the internet) selfie as well?? it seemed realistic at first so i responded along the lines of "oh yikes sorry he did that! 😬", but the second i got a selfie back and a meet up request, i decided it was probably a bot and blocked it?
The memory came back where I myself was a wrong number. When I got my first phone, I tried testing it out by texting my mom. However, I put the wrong number in by accident or something, and ended up texting this random stranger something like "Hi mom ☺❤" or something along those lines. When she didn't reply, I tried testing it out more by saying stuff like "mom? Where are you?" and I got this text back that said something like "you have the wrong number, sweetie, this is not your mom," It's been about five years since that occasion and I still remember it and wish I didn't.
So I once got a girl who was wrong-numbered from a dating site. I'm a nice person but after this interaction I'm gonna be as much of a sarcastic ass to any future wrong numbers, cuz this very quickly devolved. Here's how it roughly went down. Her: "Hey this is [name]. We messaged on Bumble. We should go get drinks!" Me: "I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number." Her: "Wait, this isn't [guy's name]?" Me: "No. I'm sorry." Her: "Oh my gosh! I can't believe he wrong-numbered me. This is so embarrassing!" Me: "I mean maybe ask him on the site to clarify the number. I'm sure it was a simple mistake." Her: "You're nice. What's you're name?" Me: "Dylan." [It's a girl's name in my case. I should've told her, but I had no idea what was going on.] Her: "Well since me and [guy's name] seems like it won't be working out, maybe you and I should hang out." Me: "I don't think my mom will appreciate me hanging out with a total stranger." [It still hadn't occurred to me what was happening.] Her: [Sends a picture of her making a provocative pose in just a bra and underwear.] "Send me pictures." Me: [Now I get what's going on.] "Ummm... I'm a 16 year-old girl. And I'm straight." Her: "I'm so hotttt. Tell me what you want to do to me." Me: [Blocks number and screams internally.]
My favorite wrong number text conversation happened after there was a minor earthquake in my area. Some random person text going "are you and the family ok?" I told him he had the wrong number but assured him I was good, asked how he was and wished him well. Very pleasant
I once got a wrong number from another state asking me about a package I was supposed to deliver. I spent like three days ignoring it untill the guy said he was "here." I asked him if he brought the truck and shovels and then got upset when he said he didn't. No idea what happened to him as he stopped texting, I wonder what he's up to now and wonder if he ever got that package.
Once, I got a text from a random person that said, “Hello. This is Amelia, please call me back regarding your divorce.” Another time, I was added into a group chat where one of them sent directions to a 7-11😂 And some other times, I’ve gotten texts saying, “thanks for last night” or “I’ll call you back.” My phone number is pretty popular with all the random calls I get too.
Once I had a wrong number text me on my phone. Literally was terrified. It said I'm downstairs. Was shitting myself for like 15 minutes and finally decided to come down with a monitor box. Realised it was the wrong number and texted them saying that. They were so embarrassed. Sorry for not saying it sooner, random guy.
I had something like that happen to me once. I have something set up on my phone to, when I get a call from someone not in my contacts, automatically text something along the lines of "your call has been automatically rejected because you're not in my contacts." and one day I got a text replying to one of those with "who are you how did you get my number" and a bunch of angry emojis. I told them _they_ had called _me_ and that they must've butt-dialed me or something like that, and their immediate response was "no I didn't, blocked". In retrospect this story isn't nearly as funny written out as I thought it was in my head, but I'll share anyway.
"Quilt club" Best one of the lot. Honestly, I may end up just texting random numbers because I'm bored and why not. I sometimes wish I got wrong number texts instead of random bank scams which I reply to in French... or people pretending to be the NHS
Can we All take a moment to consider the advanced brain move of the guy Who contacted the wrong number, then accused the person THEY contacted for being the one with the false number. What kind of 4D brain power is at play here?
One time someone accidentally texted me someone died. I kinda cried tbh- I didn’t even know who they were but I felt bad- so I just said “listen, wrong number, but sorry for your loss”
My Dad once got a wrong number phonecall. They asked "Is this Susan?" Dad said "No." They responded "Are you sure?" Hilariously they called back an hour later, still searching for Susan. xD
someone once asked me "Is it possible to have a day with the monkey on sunday?" and no, it wasn't someone asking me out, though that would've made sense
One time I got added to a group chat to plan someone's birthday party. For some reason I just lurked in the chat until they asked me what I thought. Then I left without saying anything. They were planning to go to a night club, actually seemed like a fun birthday for an extrovert. Another time some woman named Roxy was insisting that I was the guy who gave her his number at a bar last night. I was 12 and panicking because I had only had my phone for a week and didn't want my mom to see
Either that "quilt club" text was an interesting misunderstanding based on a loaded connotation, or it was the quickest thinking by a drug dealer I've ever seen
The other day my friend got a text saying, “If you want to know what happened last night, ask your sister.” My friend has no sisters. She then responded asking what happened. The person said, “ Well let’s just say that in nine months you will have a sister.”
reminded me of some guy trying to reach someone named hannah he met the other night--the stranger whose number she'd given him informed him of the situation, at which he became aggressive and claimed he could get any girl he wanted. the reply: "except hannah apparently"
jesus, you sound like a warm toilet seat at a gas station, in the middle of wyoming.
That's a new one
Lmaoo what
how the fuck did this get pinned
matt are you okay
how drunk were you when you pinned this
@@thefancyghost2891 I pin whatever comments intrigue me, and by God this intrigued me
That is the rarest insult i have ever seen
I'd like to clarify that the spanish text actually translates to "where are you idiot and are you cheating on me"
Thank you, 500 llama
Still
What conversation let to That?
¿Que conversación dio a eso?
Si
@@jatziberoja04 someone's been going out too much
So "ontas" was meant to be "dónde estás"? Huh, I was a bit confused by that one, thanks for clarifying it.
I once got a text in 2014 saying: "I just passed by the butt tree! LOL"
Sometimes I wonder what that looks like.
I don't think anyone getting that text wouldn't wonder the exact same thing to be fair.
Like a butt, I assume.
You never texted back
I had a tree in my yard I called the booty tree. It looked like it had a butt.
I think I know
When I was 14, I’d get called occasionally about a van I was supposedly selling.
No big deal.
Until one day my phone kept going off non-stop in class. I went off to the bathroom and had a shit ton of messages, voicemails and texts, all threatening me with bodily harm if I didn’t move the van. When I answered the phone, totally freaked out and obviously young, the woman went from full-meltdown mode to completely apologetic.
lol I miss those times sometimes
@NotBasicInfo Not yet. When I do I’ll let you know tho 👌
The very first day I had a smartphone, I got a phone call in the middle of the night from a very drunk pleb. He asked me if I was still coming to drink with him. I don’t know what I said besides “wrong number,” but it was three AM and I was not very articulate. He apologized, hung up, and I have wondered what happened to his friend ever since.
I remember I got a text from a random number that said "To the left," and I just replied "Take it back now y'all" and moments later they doubled up with "One hop this time" and we just kept on doing it until we got the full song.
IDK whether it was intentional or not, but to this day I'm proud of whoever that was.
Hell yeah
Ha! The entire cha-cha slide
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sorry my pocket typed this
@@EdnaK728this is most I’ve ever seen someone’s comment unintentionally match their profile picture
@@troywilliams2901 well you have to admit it's pretty funny
"Hi everyone, I wanted to let you know that Isaac had a PlayStation 2 controller in his hand, not a gun." I need the full story. I NEED IT.
Same, honestly!
Same, wtf.
He played Persona 3 on PS2 (look up "persona 3 summon gif" and it'll make sense)
@@thischannelisinactiveimsor9500 It all seems to come back to Persona 3 when it comes to PS2s and guns.
I mean it probably started with playing one of those games that requires a gun controller, but there'll always be the mystery of why they needed to message so many people.
Did Isaac rob the other kids blind or something?
Once I accidentally got added into a group chat full of middle-aged rich people talking about their vacations to somewhere in Italy. I played along for a few days before telling them the truth and promptly leaving
How were their vacations?
@@variedreasoning6416 We need answers!
@@variedreasoning6416 Good. They love it there.
That is the best name with the best profile picture Bee K.
Oh goodness LOL
Most interesting wrong number I ever got was teenagers in 1992 calling from Russia (I lived in Canada at the time). They said they were just trying numbers to see who would talk to them! I often think about them and hope they're well.
surprisingly wholesome
Well that’s not a “wrong” number then, is it?
@@catchara1496i think it needs quotes around it, to say its not really a wrong number or whatever the proper word is
Reading the stories people are sharing reminds me of how I almost sent a text to the wrong person on discord, I was telling my sister how much it cost for the kids to go to bible camp and I almost sent it to someone else and it would have been an ominous "Its $175 per kid" text. Thankfully we could delete sent messages.
Oh my god, that's hilarious.
I just did it on purpose just after reading your comment. I told to some random person in my dsc contacts that "it is $175 per kid". I wonder how they will react.
@@thebobrkurwaHow did they react?
@@MCAlexisYT "what the fuck"
after one month
@@thebobrkurwareaction necessary
I recently got a wrong number text that said “Patricia is stuck in the toilet again and I can’t find the butter. Where is it?”. That gave me a good laugh
Well, where is the butter? Death by toilet is an shitty way to go.
@@Justin-ul7fh Thank you
@@Justin-ul7fh they butter get them out
@@acolossalangrybook3169 lol
A G A I N
Honestly, speaking from experience, it is pretty hard to find anyone willing to shoe a mule. Those things kick HARD. I wish Rebecca good luck
I thought it was a suggestive thing.
@@CoingamerFL i thought they were talking about drug mules
the hell is wrong with yall
What does it mean to shoe a mule? Just putting the little horseshoes on it?
@@rosiered6712 yes, that is appearently a thing (seems to be pretty much the same as it is with horses). I guess you learn something new every day.
Recently got a wrong number text saying "Hey you were crazy drunk last night, did you get home safe?" It cracked me up, cuz I'd just given birth and was up all night with my newborn. Anything further from getting hammered at a party I could not imagine 🤣
3:43 Dude, if some stranger sent me a picture of their bomb-ass macaw, they'd be my new best friend.
I laughed way too hard at "You are Shirley mistaken"
That was just gold
It took all my will power to make sure I didn't choke or spit out my drink when i heard that one 😂😂🤣🤣
Shirley I'm not but I can make you into one.
i am serious, and dont call me shirley
It's a shame it's probably fake
Once got a text from an unknown number saying
“Nice job reading.
Nice window curtains too! 😉”
Needless to say I was slightly unnerved
they did a little trolling
Totally using this
This is so funny for the ones doing and reading respectively, but poor you
I love you Sayori
@@BrokenKey sayoris pretty good yeah
Best wrong text series of my life was between the years of 2016-2018 I was consistently getting messages from a guy named Gabe he meant to send to his friend Scott. Come to find out we had the same number as I had an android and he had an iPhone, I looked up everyone named Scott in my area and found the correct one messaged him and said "you don't know me but your friend Gabe is trying to get ahold of you, also your direct tv bill is due".
I snorted MTN Dew out my nose at this, good lord!
The delivery of "to quilt club" absolutely SENT me
I once got texted saying "hey why wouldn't you stop talking about dorito flavors last night"
That's the best thing ever.
Taco flavor is the bomb and everybody knows that.
@@Tree_-wp5zn THERE'S A TACO FLAVOUR? THE HELL MY COUNTRY IS MISSING OUT ON THIS
@@Eejit that's like the second most common flavor here in America...
Heavily recommend moving here for those.
@@Tree_-wp5zn Oh well, I'd rather stay in potato land.
I had a girl text me 15 time. Telling me do dump her dad, and I would never be her stepmom. With more interesting reasons every time. She wouldn’t take you’ve got the wrong number seriously. Until I told her I wasn’t dating anyone let alone her dad, and I was only 16. We ended up texting about cartoons for the next hour. That would have turned out differently if my old Nokia had a block option.
What were her reasons why you couldn’t date her father?
This. I love this
@@beek.4860 the ones I remember are. He didn’t do the dishes. He lied ,and was still married. That he just lost his job, and wanted my money, he does nothing all day but watch things in his room. That he wanted harem so was engaged to four other women. That he had cancer and needed me to pay the bills. That he had multiple stds from sleeping around. That he was just looking to get someone to raise all of his kids so he could skip town.
@@NatsumenoKage I don't know which is funnier: that the dad actually did all those things, or that she was just making it up to get rid of you
@@beek.4860 There is the reason I remember this.
I remember getting a wrong number text once and it just said “ well, Joe’s arm is bleeding none stop again. Do we do something about that??”
I hope Joe is okay 😂
I once got added to a target work group. We had a lovely conversation about how amazing the mini waffle maker from target is and how strawberries are OBJECTIVELY the best fruit until some square unadded me.
if you want to talk objectively, i would argue in favor of the tomato due to its versatility, although i am interested in hearing the reasons as to strawberries being superior
@@DarkShard5728 ah see, this is where you’ve lost me. You’ve turned the waffles from a desert into a viable meal, which my American brain cannot fathom. I understand you’re trying to pull a fast one on me by choosing tomatoes which technically classify as a fruit, but that’s not the only variable here. You’ve changed a sweet into a savory, which is a completely different beast. Tomatoes and strawberries occupy different ends of the flavor spectrum and thus cannot be comparable, lest we throw the different mindsets needed for sweet and savory desires out the window.
@@DangerNoodleReads while incomparable, they are still fruits, and thus in the question of "objectively best fruit," necessitate comparison, however impossible or unthinkable it may be. so again i ask of you; provide your defence for the fruit misclassified as a berry by name, and i will consider it
One time I got a whole paragraph sent to me in french- I don't speak french- and told them they had the wrong number. My mom got really mad at me for that and I couldn't understand why. Turns out that she had told my great aunt who never texts anyone that I was taking french class (note: this was the summer before I took french 1) and auntie assumed that meant I already spoke it and decided to contact me. I still don't know why she thought that but oh well
“HOW DARE YOU NOT AUTOMATICALLY READ MY MIND ABOUT YOUR AUNT CONTACTING YOU IN FRENCH.” -Your mom, probably
@@Tigerstarr9 they do be like that tho
Yeah they are
Bonjour. Je suis désolé d'entendre ça... C'est vraiment affreux. J'espère sincèrement que cela ne se reproduira plus jamais. Je suis incroyablement désolé de votre situation et de l'extension de garantie des voitures. C'est tellement douloureux et affreux. Au revoir, malheureux étranger
@@osheridan he said he doesn't understand french and you're replying in french lol
Why do some people get so defensive when you tell them they’ve reached a wrong number?
But how could they, ✨ THEY ✨ ever make a mistake? That must be another person's fault!
@@user-xp1xg2dv6i Even though it's just making themselves look creepy, it's the other person's fault. 😆
i guess some of them were flirting w someone and asked for their number and were given the wrong number on purpose and they dont wanna admit they were weird lol
Usually it's because they think it's the right person trying to avoid them. We don't know what happened before they contact the wrong number, so I don't get why a lot of people assume the worst of them.
Embarassment
Reminds me of that one time my teacher got a class in the middle of class. The caller said "Hey it's the nurse. I'm coming over to poke you" and my teacher simply replied "no. No you aren't" funniest thing I've seen
I remember once receiving a wrong number call at the age of 10 or so from a woman who opened the phone call by yelling “HELLO MY SISTAAAAAAH~” and I was so confused that I just answered, deadpan, “I think you have the wrong number,” and without skipping a beat the woman was like “OH I’M SORYYYYYY~” and immediately hung up. I still think about that interaction sometimes
I had a call once from a random number once. So of course I answered it and it was something like “I’m so sorry Ryan I really hope we can work things out!” Viciously sobbing. I responded “I’m sorry I think you have the wrong number” and then they said “Oh I’m sorry” still crying and hung up. Was quite weird. Hope things are ok.
Holy shit I hope Ryan is okay, sounds tough
Wow I hope they're okay.
RIP ryan
I like how you OF COURSE answered a call from an unknown number. Thousands of people wish they could be that brave 😄
I get so many calls from random numbers. Oddly, I hardly get texts from random numbers. I have gotten scam texts, but they are all just very suspicious links that no one in their right mind would click.
Once in a family group chat we added my brothers old number by accident. Poor guy was so confused and didn’t recognize anyone.
Problem is my brother is a notorious prankster so everyone thought he was messing with us…
I like the idea of some dude accidentally getting added to someone else’s family group chat, and then just immediately getting gaslighted about being a member of the family …
@@esobelisk3110 Of course you'd like that idea Ricky, you ol' ruffian of a lad. So are you coming to the family potluck next weekend? Kate is bringing mozzarella sticks!
@@variedreasoning6416 yeah I'm kate, can confirm. I am bringing exactly 54 mozzarella sticks.
@@esobelisk3110 best part is due to a family tradition several people were convinced that he had the talking big mouth billy bass and tried to make him admit it
is he a member of your family now
I once got a wrong number text.
“Hey Rosie, last night was great. Thanks for your number. This is Jason”
“I don’t know a Jason. And my name isn’t Rosie.”
“But Rosie gave me this number”
“No, this is some random 11 year old from Scotland.”
“What’s your name then?”
This is where my bookshelf filled with bibles comes in handy (raised as a Christian, got taught a crazy name in Sunday school)
“Mezshibotheth.”
“Tf-“
This was about 3 years ago. Hope Jason got Rosie’s actual number
Possibly not. I suspect this Rosie, as well as a couple of folk in this vid, may not have had as good a night as the person sending the texts 😂
Once an old guy called me to tell me my supposedly aunt got covid. He was super sweet and thought I was his granddaughter while I tried to explain to him that I'm not for 30 minutes straight. He was super sweet though and I wished him the best regards when he finally noticed he called the wrong number. Honestly made my day, was an awesome dude :)
A few years ago, my sister changed her number and I called her previous number by mistake. The girl at the other end told me that I had the wrong number, but the thing is, my sister would totally say that as a prank. They sounded kinda similar too, so I just told them to stop joking around.
We went back and forth a couple of times, me fully believing I was talking to my sister until this woman got genuinely angry. She said "I am not your sister. Never call this number again. I mean it." Then she hung up on me.
I then realized my mistake, and I called my sister's real number to relay the story. She said "that's hilarious. I'm going to call her now and ask for me." I still think about this lady.
Your sister's joke reminded me of a joke my father often cracks:
Caller: can I talk to Mr. Smith
Receiving end: there's no Smith here
Next Call
Caller: Can I talk to Mr. Smith, I have a message for him
Receiving end: there's no Mr. Smith here
30 min later
*phone rings*
Caller: hi I'm Mr. Smith, any messages for me?
ngl I expected something along the lines "we're married for 10 years and have 2 beautiful kids"
@@meetaverma8372 there's always a Mr. Smith
@@looniemoonie5955 This is TH-cam not a question in r/AskReddit
@@looniemoonie5955 bruh
I got a wrong number text from someone who simply said
"Where did you store the egg"
followed by
"You are refrigerator?"
Are you?
@@Minecraftbauer9 I am indeed, refrigerator
*I LOVE REFRIGERATORS!*
“You are Shirley mistaken” might just be the smoothest thing I’ve ever heard.
Surely you can’t be serious?
@@plumjet09 I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
I once got a wrong Reddit DM, of all things, of someone who was VERY angry, rightfully so, about something involving their dad selling them into sex work and manipulation.
I was terrified getting that message because I thought I did some awful heinous thing until I read the text closer
I really hope whoever that was is doing better now
Ngl, the image of you going "holy shit, did I somehow traffic a child in my sleep or something?!?!?" is hilarious to me.
Texts the wrong number
"I think you have the wrong number"
"No, it's you, the person I wrote to and replied to my text, to have the wrong number to reply to".
Yeah, makes sense.
100%
I once got a text that said "dude, you lied about Groot cussing" and to this day I smile every time I watch Guardians of the Galaxy.
That would be Vol. 2, correct? Or was that in Infinity War?
Such a missed opportunity in the 3rd one
"R u coming to see my tree I need to know" best line ever
Speaking of texting, when I was younger I was playing games on my dad’s phone when he got a scam text or a wrong number text. Being the evil the child I was, I handed the phone over to another friend who could type really fast, and had them mash the keyboard and fire off messages consisting of random letters. We sent about 40 messages before they blocked us.
I remember getting a phone call from a number thinking it was my stepdad, Warren. I answered and said “Whats up warren?” He said “Huh?” And naturally, being awkward I replied, “Uh, never mind, whats up?” And even though he just heard me call him Warren, he said “Not much, you want to buy some weed?” I was so flabbergasted. I just told him he had the wrong number, and he kindly apologized and we said our goodbyes. Just a strange but funny interaction. He seemed like a nice guy too.
Well, did you buy any?
@@Minceraft69 no, his rates were far to pricey!
Wanna buy some death sticks?
@@prime_optimus are your rates far too pricey?
Weed%
I got a wrong number text on WhatsApp last week from a girl who said she wanted to ask someone named Jessie some questions about immigration. I told her she had the wrong number, but then she noticed my profile pic (which was a stock photo of an actor from this c-drama I like) and asked if I was that celebrity. As a joke, I said yes in a way I thought was clearly sarcastic (because what would a Chinese celebrity be doing with a US number on WhatsApp responding to random numbers?) but apparently I wasn’t clear enough because she immediately started trying to call and FaceTime me asking to see me. Before I had time to respond she was already texting me in Chinese about how excited she was to have my number and asking what tv shows was I working on, etc. when I didn’t respond she got upset and it finally ended with “you’re letting your fans down,” before I could explain to her I hadn’t meant it seriously.
Tbf, they're an idiot for believing that. Either they're 12 or just that oblivious
That celebrity is gonna have a tabloid scandal based off those texts now probably XD
Stalker fan with serious parasocial relationship issues there. Even if you somehow were that celebrity it’d make no sense why he’d want some random woman calling, talking about how excited she is to have his number, acting entitled to his time, wanting to see his face and chat on video call, etc. Fans aren’t entitled to anything from celebrities.
@@shadowflamegaming7446 welp
As it was a Chinese Celeb - they will have a fun stay in their local reeducation camp
You're letting your fans down mate
I once woke up to two wrong number texts, one was from someone who thought I was someone they were talking to on tinder, and another was.. creepier. it said "I buried the body, what do you want me to do with the evidence" I don't think I've ever blocked a number faster than I did that day.
That’s horrifying
bruh
that second one was probably a troll, but jeez
They were definitely messing with you lol
Ain't nobody going to message about their crime, they would do it in person
Crazier is that that texted probably wasn’t the killer but they were probably an accomplice trying to text the killer 😂 crazy
Or hopefully just someone messing around 🤣🤣
I never told anyone about the cronicles of Jennifer. Back when I had my old phone I would get random texts to someone named "Jennifer" about every month. It turns out that this Jennifer that people were texting to lived in central Texas, for reference, I live in the PNW.
By far the funniest text that I got from there was that what I assume was Jennifer's ex texted me an offer to get back together. I told them that this wasn't Jennifer and that they just texted a random teenager that got Jennifer's old number. They texted back "oh shit, lmao." And asked me if I knew Jennifer's new number.
So, random Jennifer from central Texas, if you see this, can you please inform your employers that you should probably update any contacts that they have from you.
My old number was apparently some doctor's number so I got a lot of questionable messages. I got called a few times and it was really awkward as an 11 year old to tell some adult to stop messaging me about their feet pains.
You got Foot PTSD now, which is on the other end of foot fetish
@@meetaverma8372 Truth! 🙏
My old highschool teacher had the same problem, apparently his number was close to the health clinic's number, so he would get awkward calls like that too.
Seiki Li-Fuß
Some doctor has our house number on his card and we get called by his patients for years. It only got awkward recently when my brother became a doctor, cuz we would have to clarify which doctor they r calling.
matt i don’t think i’ve laughed this hard at other people’s videos ever- this applies to all your videos
Same for me
Its hard to laugh hard at a video on youtube and he makes me die of laughter
Yeah
@@alliexcx5576 EXACTLY!!
Me too oh my god, I barely ever laugh at youtubers but there’s sth about the way he reads that gets me every time
I got a few wrong number texts and calls when I was around 13 years old. It was an elderly woman who misdialed. And then did it again. But we both just laughed it off, and I told her I wished her luck. After the third try, she must have succeeded. We talked for like five minutes collectively, but I still remember how kind she was.
I had to tell a group chat of lacrosse moms that they kept incorrectly adding my number to the team parent group text FIVE TIMES, and I only got them to remove me by pointing out the fact that they were giving a complete stranger information about the exact time and place their kids would be.
THEN I GOT ADDED TO THE SOCCER MOM GROUP TEXT
One time I had an entire conversation with a woman who was a wrong number. She texted me and at first I thought it was wrong number but then for a bit I started thinking it was my school friend who had somehow found my number. Meanwhile she was thinking I was her niece. Because her niece's name was also Lily, which, coincidentally is my name. So we had an entire conversation where I asked her if she did the English assignment and apparently I guess she was a college student so she said yes.
Also one time got a text from a guy in New Jersey who thought I was some girl he met at a party and obviously had been given my number as a way of rejecting him. I am not the least bit surprised considering his response to me saying this is a wrong number was utter denial. So I gave my phone to my mom who told him this is not the phone of any girl he's looking for and was in fact the phone of her 14-year-old daughter. She asked him to stop contacting me and he said and I quote, "fuck you and your daughter." This was years ago but I still remember it and I can understand why that girl didn't give him her actual number.
Yikeroni and cheese sorry you had to go through that
sometimes girls get scary vibes so they are threatened to not reject a boy, but give a fake number to get away.
I'm scared
Typical Jersey guy amirite
@Bluejay Productions And the guy pulled the trigger.
when I was around 11 I used to get texts from the same unknown number constantly. They apparently thought I was their aunt or something? Definitely a family member. I learned about their birthday parties, how many people wanted to wish me merry Christmas and lots of other things. I think once I texted them back like "you have the wrong number, I'm sorry", but after a while they would text me again, so I didn't do anything else about it. But I always felt bad whenever I imagined the real aunt who possibly never got the invitation to the parties and everything
Wow that's wholesome and sad at the same time
I still get calls and texts from numbers I do not know and one of them also thinks I'm their aunt!
you're apart of the family now...
it could be the aunt has passed away and the person just send the messages just for comfort?
@@jeanneann3545 huh, possibly. I never thought about that, but you might be right
I once got a wrong number text, when I was 16, and still had one of the sliding keyboard phones. Someone texted me, asking "Is this Alex? I'm [can't remember name] and we met in SC last weekend. Would you like to meet next weekend? I really liked talking to you." I explained that I wasn't Alex. Got an "Are you sure?" I wanted to reply I was sure, bcs my name isn't Alex. They replied "Oh... Ok. Do you know Alex?" No, I said I didn't know an Alex, but expressed hope that they find the person they enjoyed talking to. I hope they did.
god, the absolute chaddery of responding to 'you have the wrong number' with 'no YOU have the wrong number'
I used to constantly get calls and texts for “Marty,” talking about his nursing visits or something like that, or just people checking on him. It sounded like he was really ill. Poor Marty. I’ve never met him, but I hope he’s okay.
Bruh. You didn't think to tell them that the severely ill person they were checking up on wasn't you? I call cap on this one.
@@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777 I did tell them. Slowly but surely, the calls stopped.
@@user-oq9pz6tt9x Ah.
This is NOT Marty Party. This is sad.
I've gotten a wrong number voicemail talking about somebody who was ill and in the hospital, and I was worried about them
Helen is a straight up savage for that passive aggressive ending. And I'm now super invested in what Britney allegedly did to Caitlin!
The extreme amount of PAness in that message had me siding with Brittney and Christi, honestly 😅 I'm thinking whatever they did, it was probably blatant and not the sort of sugary-sweet venom that Helen spits 😂
honestly it sounded more aggressive than passive
This one person wrong numbered me, congratulating me and my team on our victory, and sent a photo of a trophy.
I was at a barbecue at my grandma's, wasn't part of any sport/club, and was (and still am) an extremely introverted person.
So I texted back "Whoever you meant to send this to is having a better life than me."
I woke up early today and decided to watch this video, but in the middle of it I cracked up and laughed and my parents came into my room and I couldn't stop laughing, so they took my phone and decided to see what I was laughing about and they started laughin too and then my brother woke up and he came to see why we all were laughing, and he started to laugh too, and the same happened to our neighbors and neither of us could stop laughing so we all are now isolated from the rest of society.
Have a nice day.
None of these are as bad as the time I got 20 texts (all out of order) which I think were from a drunk mother angry at her son's father who had been to jail. And then a day or two later I got text from a different number with a long apology to someone's spouse for acting crazy due to new depression meds and ptsd. I have no idea if these texts were from the same person, but if they weren't, it's weird I got such crazy messages so close together. Either way, the whole situation was nuts.
Quite an unfortunate situation for her son...
I once got a text that was... well... read it yourselves:
"I'm gonna ungrill your cheese."
"I'm gonna unmac yout cheese."
"I'm gonna eat your fruit cup."
"I'm gonna unfry your chicken."
"I'm gonna steal your leaves."
"I'm gonna unlemon your lemonade."
"I'm gonna unsugar your sweet tea."
"I'm gonna unice your ice cream."
"I'm gonna unload your phone."
"I'm gonna unstill your still life."
"I'm gonna unforever your forever 21."
"I'm gonna unice your ice."
"I'm gonna unfruitful your fruit loops."
"I'm gonna unart your art."
"I'm gonna unmyth your mythology."
"I'm gonna unsketch your sketchbook."
"I'm gonna unjoke your joke."
"I'm gonna unmine your minecraft."
"I'm gonna ungorilla your gorilla glue."
"I'm gonna uncook your cookies."
"I'm gonna unbake your bacon."
"I'm gonna uncup your cake."
I'm gonna unculture you you uncultured swine."
"I'm gonna untoast your toast."
"I'm gonna uncar your car."
"I'm gonna unmask my mask."
To this day I have no idea who sent this to me and why.
"I'm gonna uncultured you, you uncultured swine" is actually a wonderful insult
Wonder if the person who sent that was under the influence
This guy really wants to undo you.
Based on the name (which I will not be sharing to protect the sender's dignity) I assumed it was a woman who sent me this.
Threats 👀👀
"i don't have the wrong number, maybe YOU do"
in what universe does that even begin to make sense
i love how passive agressive moms are talking to each other. hating the other's guts but being polite always
I’ve been spending so long sending pictures of my dog to random strangers all over the US, and it’s had no positive results so far, yet I shall keep trying. Also my number neighbor doesn’t like me.
I never thought I would regret not living in the US so much...
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 90% of the time, the picture doesn’t even send because it’s either a landline or the number doesn’t exist.
If I were to receive such a image I would be overjoyed!
Mate, when you get to me I’ll be sure to complement the lad or lass
God I need to stop saying mate as an American but it’s fine
i did a similar thing with photos of my cat, i just airdropped him to everyone else eating at the cheesecake factory lol
Years ago I got a text from an (rightfully) angry mother demanding child support payments.
She took the "I'm not the father of your child(ren)" news surprisingly well.
That happened to me when I was 12.
This mother was angrily telling me to "Pay the child support, bastard."
It took me three paragraphs, five arguments, and one voice message to convince her I was not the so-called "Jeremy 'Bichardson' Richardson" who was the arrogant father of her three month old child.
When she realised I was a 12 year old girl, she said, "Feck it, I knew he gave me the wrong number when he got a new phone." And then nothing has happened since then.
That message has been there for five years, and I just texted back saying, "did you ever get those payments?" And she said, "Yeah, after I lectured him and scolded him for giving me the wrong number deliberately, giving me a 12 year old's number instead."
This is on my old phone, which my mother gave to me when I was 9. And presumably had a similar phone number to Jeremy's new phone.
I just told her, "Well, that sucks. I'm 17 now, so if he does it again, give him my uncle's number." I told her my uncle's number, and he's a local police officer in the town I presume they lived in when I did (still do, now.)
I once allowed a very intense argument to happen at me in a wrong number text. I waited until she got so shitty and insulting that it would be embarrassing before letting her know it was a wrong number. That was fun.
A few times this has happened to me.
I'll tell one of the stories.
So, I suddenly got this text that said, "Hey, Andrea. It's Pat, I asked Britney if she wanted to invite you to her birthday party and she said 'Ask her if she wants to come.' So, do you wanna?"
I really had no idea whether to tell them they had the wrong number or to play along.
I played along.
So I texted back, "Yeah, I'll come, just tell Britney's dad to not add the peanuts."
I somehow correctly guessed that this "Andrea" was allergic to peanuts and that Britney's dad set up the party, lucky.
And then Pat said, "You have a peanut allergy? Never told me."
So I just said, "Yeah, I decided to not tell you until now as it would've probably annoyed you."
And then Pat said, "It would've been fine, so anyway, what date should we start setting up the stuff?"
I knew I was fucked.
I had no idea when Britney's birthday was, and apparently Andrea ALWAYS decided the same times for every birthday, so I was done.
I just said, "Oh, I'll let you decide this time, Pat."
And he was like "Really? You never let anyone else decide, why now?"
"I was just tired of doing it the same everytime, so I let you decide."
"Oh, well thanks! That was new."
And then that was the end of the conversation.
A day later, Pat texted me and said, "Is this even Andrea? She is VERY talkative."
That's when I revealed who I really was and he was like, "Oh, cool. I don't mind though, you can come too, whoever you are."
Aaand, that's how I became friends with Andrea and everyone else.
That's cool!
that was so wholesome
Not a text but instead a phone call;
In high school I was at a buddy’s house playing some games in his basement and we heard the phone ring. He decided to answer it after which we were met with a bunch of Chinese(?) people talking in the background before a heavily accented man asked “Hello, master, what can I do for you?” before *he* hung up.
💀💀💀
The man who called was the one who hung up?
@@rachelcookie321 that’s what they said, yeah 😂
@@thesleepydot they just said “before he hung up.” it was unclear if they meant the caller or their friend.
@@rachelcookie321 he put an emphasis on *he* though, which I’m pretty sure is meant up to clear up whether it was the caller or friend (its the caller) because it wouldn’t be surprising if it was the friend. but if it was actually *_him_* who hung up, the caller, that is shocking, and worthy of emphasis
seeing those goats named "jiggy" and "wi'it" is a tragic reminder that my friend refuses to name any of her goats kendrick lamar
your friend is good
@@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme ah we have a rare kendrick lamar disliker in these comments
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*DELOVWRWD*
The final "You are Shirley mistaken" is worth the whole video.
sometimes i wish i’d get an interesting wrong number text but then i realize if i did, i’d probably have a heart attack and angst over it for 10 mins straight before just blocking them. anxiety is a bitch
BITCH SAMEEEEE, screaming
I feel like this video should be a lesson to all of us to confirm who we are texting before we say anything sensitive or important.
"Make sure you bring the stuff"
"To where? I'm confused"
"To quilt club!" 😂😂😂😂😂
I was added to a group chat once. The creator started talking about how their son had an audition for Disney channel and did really well. About 6 months later I texted the group chat to see if he ever got a call back, had to know if I was talking to someone soon to be famous. Never got a response 😅
When my mother got her 2nd phone number, she was unfortunate enough to get the phone number of a recently bankrupt pizza-place. I don’t remember what the pizza-place was named, but she had to explain to at least 75 people over the course of multiple months. Ofc, some called multiple times, too.
This was before i was born, so that’s why i don’t have any details (24+ years ago)
I remember seeing a similar story where a pizza place near the user had put up posters around town, advertising their place, with a number on it. Problem is, it was the user's number, not the pizza place's number. The result of that was probably similar to the result of this one, but I can't remember it too well.
@@geoman265. That happened to me when I was a kid, but with a Jamba Juice.
I remember the time when I got a text from an unknown number that simply said "Eine weitere Maus im Badezimmer gefunden" which when I translated it it said "found another mouse in the bathroom" I took a screenshot of the text because I found it funny and then blocked the number because I dont want some german dude constantly texting me about thier mouse problem. Now I just searched for the screenshot, wrote the text down and just control c control v'ed it here because this is the right place to tell this story of mine.
Im from germany and my grandma had a mouse problem 6 months ago or so and they found a mouse in the bathroom
I got a text once from an unknown number which mentioned me by name and said "Hi .... can you please give me a rough time? Ta Tracey xx" I pondered on this for a while before I remembered it was from a woman I was buying some furniture from and we had yet to arrange a pick up time!
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Bet they became friends
One time one of my little sisters got ahold of my mom's phone, ended up typing in a bunch of random numbers and tetters that led autocorrect to believe she was typing out "Ethiopia". She then proceeded to send it to my later very confused uncle
I guess now we know that “ethe3owowwpaianwiwoa” = Ethiopia. Thanks A.C.!
One time this girl texted me after she'd been given a fake number by her date(?) I told her I wasn't him, and for some reason she wanted to meet up with me in person, even though she did not know me. I ended up panicking and blocking her, and the only major things I remember were the name of the guy she was trying to text (Langston), the fake name I gave her (Eliza), and the fact that all her texts were łíķé ťhíş
I seem to have neglected to mention the fact that I stated that I did not want to meet in person yet she kept saying she wanted to meet up.
Usually spambots use accented/lookalike characters to get around spam filters, and if they were ignoring your responses... it was probably one of those imo
WAIT THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME?? different names, but the lady had said that a guy she was talking to on bumble gave her the wrong number, then insisted we meet up 💀 i also panic blocked LMAO. did yours send a (probably stolen off the internet) selfie as well?? it seemed realistic at first so i responded along the lines of "oh yikes sorry he did that! 😬", but the second i got a selfie back and a meet up request, i decided it was probably a bot and blocked it?
ALSO JUST NOTICED YOUR TRUCY ICON WE LOVE TRUCY WRIGHT 💞
@@mae.glitter AA fan unite lmao
The memory came back where I myself was a wrong number.
When I got my first phone, I tried testing it out by texting my mom. However, I put the wrong number in by accident or something, and ended up texting this random stranger something like "Hi mom ☺❤" or something along those lines. When she didn't reply, I tried testing it out more by saying stuff like "mom? Where are you?" and I got this text back that said something like "you have the wrong number, sweetie, this is not your mom,"
It's been about five years since that occasion and I still remember it and wish I didn't.
So I once got a girl who was wrong-numbered from a dating site. I'm a nice person but after this interaction I'm gonna be as much of a sarcastic ass to any future wrong numbers, cuz this very quickly devolved. Here's how it roughly went down.
Her: "Hey this is [name]. We messaged on Bumble. We should go get drinks!"
Me: "I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number."
Her: "Wait, this isn't [guy's name]?"
Me: "No. I'm sorry."
Her: "Oh my gosh! I can't believe he wrong-numbered me. This is so embarrassing!"
Me: "I mean maybe ask him on the site to clarify the number. I'm sure it was a simple mistake."
Her: "You're nice. What's you're name?"
Me: "Dylan." [It's a girl's name in my case. I should've told her, but I had no idea what was going on.]
Her: "Well since me and [guy's name] seems like it won't be working out, maybe you and I should hang out."
Me: "I don't think my mom will appreciate me hanging out with a total stranger." [It still hadn't occurred to me what was happening.]
Her: [Sends a picture of her making a provocative pose in just a bra and underwear.] "Send me pictures."
Me: [Now I get what's going on.] "Ummm... I'm a 16 year-old girl. And I'm straight."
Her: "I'm so hotttt. Tell me what you want to do to me."
Me: [Blocks number and screams internally.]
My favorite wrong number text conversation happened after there was a minor earthquake in my area. Some random person text going "are you and the family ok?" I told him he had the wrong number but assured him I was good, asked how he was and wished him well. Very pleasant
I once got a wrong number from another state asking me about a package I was supposed to deliver. I spent like three days ignoring it untill the guy said he was "here." I asked him if he brought the truck and shovels and then got upset when he said he didn't. No idea what happened to him as he stopped texting, I wonder what he's up to now and wonder if he ever got that package.
Plot twist: He was outside your window
Once, I got a text from a random person that said, “Hello. This is Amelia, please call me back regarding your divorce.”
Another time, I was added into a group chat where one of them sent directions to a 7-11😂
And some other times, I’ve gotten texts saying, “thanks for last night” or “I’ll call you back.” My phone number is pretty popular with all the random calls I get too.
Once I had a wrong number text me on my phone. Literally was terrified. It said I'm downstairs.
Was shitting myself for like 15 minutes and finally decided to come down with a monitor box. Realised it was the wrong number and texted them saying that. They were so embarrassed. Sorry for not saying it sooner, random guy.
03:56
"I think you have the wrong number."
"No *YOU* have the wrong number!!!"
"But... but... you texted me...?"
I had something like that happen to me once. I have something set up on my phone to, when I get a call from someone not in my contacts, automatically text something along the lines of "your call has been automatically rejected because you're not in my contacts." and one day I got a text replying to one of those with "who are you how did you get my number" and a bunch of angry emojis. I told them _they_ had called _me_ and that they must've butt-dialed me or something like that, and their immediate response was "no I didn't, blocked".
In retrospect this story isn't nearly as funny written out as I thought it was in my head, but I'll share anyway.
Literally my thoughts! I was like "D... Does this person know how phones work?"
"Quilt club"
Best one of the lot.
Honestly, I may end up just texting random numbers because I'm bored and why not.
I sometimes wish I got wrong number texts instead of random bank scams which I reply to in French... or people pretending to be the NHS
Just send "Hey, just wondering if you got your photos printed?" and see how the other person responds
@@geoman265. I may do this
Same, all I get are scam messages claiming they pay $450 a day if I worked for them
@@geoman265. Bogos binted? 👽
@@bradbradthebrad What?
the christi, helen, brittney and caitlin drama is so good and i NEED the full story NOW.
My dad once got a text from someone who said "we're going shopping, do you want anything?" and my dad replied "yeah get me some biscuits"
Can we All take a moment to consider the advanced brain move of the guy Who contacted the wrong number, then accused the person THEY contacted for being the one with the false number.
What kind of 4D brain power is at play here?
I like when the wrong number texter says "No, you have the wrong number" because it means exactly the same thing
One time someone accidentally texted me someone died. I kinda cried tbh- I didn’t even know who they were but I felt bad- so I just said “listen, wrong number, but sorry for your loss”
My Dad once got a wrong number phonecall.
They asked "Is this Susan?"
Dad said "No."
They responded "Are you sure?"
Hilariously they called back an hour later, still searching for Susan. xD
someone once asked me
"Is it possible to have a day with the monkey on sunday?"
and no, it wasn't someone asking me out, though that would've made sense
Now either that's a (divorced) parent asking the other to have a day with a child.
Or they're talking about a literal animal
@@PeterJavi it’s my turn with our monkey pet!!! 😡😡😡
One time I got added to a group chat to plan someone's birthday party. For some reason I just lurked in the chat until they asked me what I thought. Then I left without saying anything.
They were planning to go to a night club, actually seemed like a fun birthday for an extrovert.
Another time some woman named Roxy was insisting that I was the guy who gave her his number at a bar last night. I was 12 and panicking because I had only had my phone for a week and didn't want my mom to see
Either that "quilt club" text was an interesting misunderstanding based on a loaded connotation, or it was the quickest thinking by a drug dealer I've ever seen
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im never coming home
'oh you cheeky fucker'
Hearing Matt say that with more sass than i could ever muster, he clearly wanted that wine
The other day my friend got a text saying, “If you want to know what happened last night, ask your sister.” My friend has no sisters. She then responded asking what happened. The person said, “ Well let’s just say that in nine months you will have a sister.”
That bloke with the bird just murdered me. 💀💀💀
"you are Shirley mistaken". I CANT BREATHE!😂🤣😂🤣☠️
My suggestion to respond to Richard: "Clearly didn't gain enough trust to get the RIGHT number."
reminded me of some guy trying to reach someone named hannah he met the other night--the stranger whose number she'd given him informed him of the situation, at which he became aggressive and claimed he could get any girl he wanted. the reply: "except hannah apparently"
That Shirley pun was gold.
Sometimes I want to text random people the manuscript for my South Park fanfiction. I never do, but still.