French and British colonial songs: Our army is the strongest, we fuck up everything that stands in our way German colonial songs: I fell in love with a girl but she isnt interested
Isn't someone gonna mention the fact that he kinda treated her like a savage with "and then she went in the town dancing without clothes nor underwear" ?
My fiancee is Samoan and was taught German by her grandmother who leaned from her grandmother who dated a German Sailor briefly before leaving to fight in WW1 Edit: we just had our first child Heidi Mahina Shiflet
That's actually kind of sad to me. The one German who doesn't get friendzoned goes to fight in one of the most brutal wars in history, and the girl he left behind taught her future family how to speak German. Keep that tradition alive.
Imagine being a German and traveling all the way to Somoa and met a girl, you've liked her and confessed your feelings and she told you she is married. *Then you travelled in Poland and the Polish girl tells you she has a boyfriend*
I’m from Tahiti and it’s actually not that rare for us to have some Germanic blood in us. If you come here you’ll find Tahitians with Dutch, English, French and German ancestry.
Netherland soldier: "Girls from Java love us!" Austrian soldier : "You should meet italian women!" French soldier: "Indochinese girls love our company" British soldier: "Girls from India are really into us" German soldier from Samoa or little polish town: Puts muzzle of Gew98 into mouth...
American Soldier: "Those Filipino girls are wild" Soviet Soldier: "I guess that was also true of the Berliner women we met..." Japanese Soldier: "Nanking, same here..." Turkish Soldier: "At least you guys had some women left, it was boring af in west Armenia" Neo-Tibetan Empire Soldier: "What time do we live in?!"
@@vgjl1824 Somewhere in Cuba commiting cool war crimes with Blas Villate, but yeah Cuban girls also liked them, not like those Virgin Prussians. Chad empires club is consitent of all empires aging more than 47 years
Vlad The Impaler id love Togo to Hawaii but as you said homelessness, drug abuse and I’m assuming massive hordes of tourists (ironic because I’d b a tourist)
I mean, it sounded like he literally just asked if he could walk with her, and she completely flipped out. Probably wasn't the first time a German had walked up to her, and I'm guessing the other times, they weren't so friendly. 19th-Century imperialism. Gotta love it.
This is a great song. Beautiful woman adores and is loyal to her husband and sings her praises of him. And instead of being bummed you realize 'holy smokes i'm on an island full of these loyal women and they are dancing with very little on!'
Ah yes, the typical German march. They always contain at least one of the following topics: Girls Kameraden Beautiful bits of nature Cities or villages Just general happiness Diseases (Feel free to add to the list in the comments) Have a nice day!
For a colonial song, this is a very harmless and humorous song. It's a tldr version of a imperial German dude saying "aw darn it. I got denied by a Polynesian girl. I did my best though."
In my opinion, it‘s very akin to modern day German Schlager. If I would‘ve heard this without knowing it was a sailor‘s song, I would‘ve guessed it was much newer.
sure you can , i am learning german by myself with little external teachers, i am mostly learning german by myself and i think i am going alright, i have heard many stories of people using Duolingo and babel for german practise, which they reached the level b2 and even c2, soo yeah you can lear german its not as hard as you think.
@Indian Fascist Just saying, polynesians aren't black, but are more similar to the people.of Indonesia and Madagascar. But they are still brown so in that case just about the same to blacks for the Nazis.
I remeber my cousin who went to Samoa. He asked an girl out and she said no. When he came home he said he asked an girl on Samoa and played: "In Honolulu" the rest of the day.
For all the confused people this song is not about Honolulu or Hawaiians but about how similar it is too Samoa which is why he says in Honolulu as a reference. Love both places btw It is about a german getting rejected by a local. Also the flag and country shown is German Samoa
The Germans sure were good at making upbeat songs about being unlucky (ranging from being rejected by a Samoan or Polish woman, to having your entire ship capsize off of Madagascar) in their own empire.
@@andrewryan4417 since by definition? a sailor can be anyone who travels the seas for goods or military purposes, which would be navy, the title doesnt explicitly say they are warring sailors, but with outside info if the song is actually a navy song, then it would be.
@@Apogee012 If that was the case, then sorry as nobody said sailor prior to your comment. Otherwise, we've been talking about the German Kriegsmarine all this time.
"Miss, may I accompany you on a walk?" "Oh no! I'm married and have been for a long time!" *Procceeds to make song talking about how he got rejected and goes to see little girls dance in town wearing only a leaf skirt.*
@@ジョエシタジョンイ Mädchen is a weird word because it usually means girl but it can also mean young woman. Something that is also important to look at is that these song were probably written by/for young men
I wonder what Samoans think of Germany today? Do our two countries still have good relations and is there still any German traces left? I‘m really curious as Samoa is probably the most obscure of all the German colonies...
From what I read, the Samoans didn’t give a damn about the Germans and actually were friendly to each other. And for the traces of German, they don’t speak their language, but no doubt there is a tiny amount of German blood in them.
It is friendly. But that is partially because the German Governor to Samoa, Wilhelm Solf, was a Chad who respected the native cultures and was respected in return. There was a small uprising of Chiefs due to the social upheaval of electing non-chief Samoans to offices, but the rebels were deported to Saipan after being negotiated down the first time. His wife and daughter also opposed the Nazis. Respecting the Samoan culture as he did, his daughter was named So'oa'emalelagi Gräfin von Ballestrem, which in the Samoan language means ‘She Who Has Come From Heaven’.
Sure thing they know! They will ask nicely and when you politely refuse they will sign The Munich Agreement with Brits, Frenchies and Italianos and take half of your beautiful country and fuck up everything.
Im worried about my sa-vings My rent's been going crazy I need a solid jo-b Or I'll be broke Im a bachelor of sci-ence With years of solid train-ing but only getting, "We're sorry, no." "There are no o-penings No ones planning to reti-re and as for in-terns they are not paid We will keep your name on fi-le with several hundred o-thers in case we ever need part time help." In New York Ci-ty, On the coast of Califor-nia, and in the no-rth west, that's how it goes Then leaves the interview-ers To live in well of sub-urbs with healthcare paid for and brand new cars
British sailors: RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES French sailors: "We'll rule the seas and become the best and most powerful country" American sailors: "Fuck yeah Manifest Destiny" German sailors: "I got rejected"
I always wondered how things on youtube could get from "aw man i feel for you, cuz you rejected" or "SIMP" and lead to arguements about Monarchy, Fascism,Politics and German patriotism
> gets friendzoned > Proceeds to join this weird club called the Thule society > Gets a spiffy new black uniform later on as the club pres gets "promoted" > Takes part in a little tomfoolery that lasts from 1939 - 1945 > Proceeds to spend the rest of life in Argentina after the party ends Profit ?...... **Wait**
I love how Germany was begrudgingly a colonial power in the late 1800s and early 1900s, which is reflected in their colonial songs (especially this one)
Response to getting rejected - A regular guy: gets support from friends and family A real man: creates an entire song about it to be sung centuries later for the rest of us..
When you get friendzoned in your own colony
And then u call on the bois to do u a solid ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
When you get rejected by your child
Northern tracks when you get rejected from Art School
Time to commit some atrocities then
@@NAA81-d5z what
Getting rejected - small brain
Getting rejected and making a song about it - big brain
Gettin rejected and making an upbeat song about it - ultra brain
Getting rejected and making an upbeat song with your fellow sailors about it - legendary brain
@@corensiagh ha ha davie504
Neing happy about being rejected:
*E N L I G H T E N M E N T*
Hmm seems Tylor Swift to me
Imagine asking a girl if you can accompany her and she says, *"OH PLEASE, NO"*
Well, time for another anschluss
i'd probably go into cardiac arrest
Its more like „Aw Hell, no!“ in the context of that he‘s not worth of hers time
feelsbadman
@@DragonHunter24 nope in german its like a No thank you like a kind no
"In Honolulu, in the Land of the Azores, and on Samoa, this is tradition."
Poor guy got friendzoned on at least three different islands.
The Azores is multiple islands, same with Samoa, my man gets rejected too much
damn, even the Portuguese rejected him, AND THEY ADMIRE THE GERMANS
does anybody know who made this song and when it was made
@@treeman12815 1871 - 1918
@SkepticDylan Well yeah somewhere between those years
French and British colonial songs: Our army is the strongest, we fuck up everything that stands in our way
German colonial songs: I fell in love with a girl but she isnt interested
F
Isn't someone gonna mention the fact that he kinda treated her like a savage with "and then she went in the town dancing without clothes nor underwear" ?
@@Retaliatixn How is that treating her like a savage? that is how they walked around.
Imperial incel
@@harz632 oh god do you actually like the German Empire?
When a German boi gets friendzoned in the 19th century
Banana Borealis 20th*
@@nolongerinusequit3621 How about the 1900s?
@@EnderGradRPC what about early 1900s
How about the first decade of the 1900s
What a simp
An F for the dude that went to Samoa to get friendzoned
F
F
F
F
F
Boys when they get friendzoned: Omg I'm so sad this is so sad I'm so depressed...
*Men when they get friendzoned:*
Gentlemen*
i thought they committed mass murder of some kind
@@aestheticimagery7702 Of ones which fought german policemen with muskets in the jungles yes, but the loyals weren't touched
Ger Men
@@saitama4128 GerMen ^^
is this the first instance of
"Hey"
"I have a boyfriend."
No, it has probably been a thing as long as monogamy has.
Well husband, but yeah.
Imperial version of
that would be mark antony
Firmus Have you ever heard of a joke before?
what if we kissed....
...on german samoa??? 😳😳😳
jk jk 😂😂
unless 😏💞💓
@@sgp7931 unless what?
@CobaltMusketeer nein
Ja nein
The western islands of Samoa were a german colony before their independence
Smh why do all these hot Polynesian women go for dumb chads, instead of Imperial German gentlemen gamers like me?
Not Done Yet because who wants a nose like that?
The virgin imperial German gentleman vs the chad husband
The Virgin German Imperialist vs The Chad Samoan Warrior
Lol down here in the HI they married to big strong gangster Polynesian guys
Weil du ein Simp bist
I love the way it says “In Honolulu” in the German accent
Best German phrase to say my friend.
I N H O N O L U L U
It isn’t even accent... that’s how you say in Honolulu in german... coincidentally the same as in English
@@hoontersmusthoont834 is like German say Newyork or else
@@FRFFW Agreed
English sailor songs: come on boys we will sing in some kind of choir. YAY! we have a flute!
German sailor songs: GET ZE ENITIRE ORCHESTRA ON SHIP
German sailor songs: T U B A
Why do you think German ships are big
@@intercontinentalballisticm4296 I think because they are big
@@FBISpyVan ah damn that is some really big brain thinking
Why'd you think they made the Bismarck so huge?
My fiancee is Samoan and was taught German by her grandmother who leaned from her grandmother who dated a German Sailor briefly before leaving to fight in WW1
Edit: we just had our first child Heidi Mahina Shiflet
@Carl Le Pauvre thanks were married now and happily I might add
I hope you are happy living together
@@Rob17kLiebermann we are
@@kyleshiflet9952 Glückwunsch, mein Guter
That's actually kind of sad to me. The one German who doesn't get friendzoned goes to fight in one of the most brutal wars in history, and the girl he left behind taught her future family how to speak German. Keep that tradition alive.
What Moana heard after the movie.
Hippity Hoppity, das island ist now mein Property.
Lmao
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
@@wife_puncher_bot8483 get out of here swamp German
@@northatlanticcommonwealth1188 nein
My female friend who speaks German moved to Honululu last year. I gotta hit her with that "fraulein darf ich sie begleiten?"
How did it go?
bro how did it go
OH, BITTE NEIN!
@@ctieyantie2481 I want to know too
@propaganda dude ..... y'all she lives across the pacific from me lol
Sorry but I can t get over the fact that it looks like Czechoslovakia
LMAO yes
?
That got split in half. Oh wait it did
@@CommisionerArts .
Czechosamoa
Imagine being a German and traveling all the way to Somoa and met a girl, you've liked her and confessed your feelings and she told you she is married.
*Then you travelled in Poland and the Polish girl tells you she has a boyfriend*
And make a whole song about it
I think you got the meaning of the song wrong lol
I think the polish girl is a nun, for she “never kisses” or works in some religious job
and then Germany loses WWI
@@viraxo5474 he is talking about another song about a polish girl
Imagine actually being from Polynesia and having German ancestors
𝘰𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵
Some of them have german surnames, especially politicians and entrepreneurs
I’m from Tahiti and it’s actually not that rare for us to have some Germanic blood in us. If you come here you’ll find Tahitians with Dutch, English, French and German ancestry.
@@basedkaiser5352 tonga here lol
Von Holts on Oahu, and other Hawaiian Germans. The Hawaiian Kingdom nearly scrapped with the Germans in 1886 over Samoa. RHN Kaimiloa.
The rock
Netherland soldier: "Girls from Java love us!"
Austrian soldier : "You should meet italian women!"
French soldier: "Indochinese girls love our company"
British soldier: "Girls from India are really into us"
German soldier from Samoa or little polish town: Puts muzzle of Gew98 into mouth...
"Ich dunno mann, being single ist not bad."
American Soldier: "Those Filipino girls are wild"
Soviet Soldier: "I guess that was also true of the Berliner women we met..."
Japanese Soldier: "Nanking, same here..."
Turkish Soldier: "At least you guys had some women left, it was boring af in west Armenia"
Neo-Tibetan Empire Soldier: "What time do we live in?!"
Reiner_trying_to_commit_suicide.jpg
And where is spanish the most important
@@vgjl1824 Somewhere in Cuba commiting cool war crimes with Blas Villate, but yeah Cuban girls also liked them, not like those Virgin Prussians. Chad empires club is consitent of all empires aging more than 47 years
I'm Samoan and I love that the Germans notice something from us...that we are so traditional.🇦🇸🇼🇸
Yeah it IS an American territory, doesn't mean it always was.
@SIIrmax Used to be German, then Japanese and finally American...
@SIIrmax Former German Samoa is now independent, American Samoa still belongs to the US.
SIIrmax Samoa was originally split between America, Germany and the United Kingdom.
SIIrmax Also I think Britain and America split Germany’s third after WW1, Britain would free their Samoa, but America still owns American Samoa.
Imagine if you wanted to get into Heaven
But God said
"Ach bitte nein!"
*P A I N*
Agony
lmao
Guess ill go to hell **insert meme**
Ich brauche nichts zu sagen..
This song is actually so good
Mice prflpic
This comment is actually a comment
PatrioticOne You are not wrong
Its totaly better then todays song
bro when was this song made
I live in Honolulu and I can confirm that this happens every day
I assumed Hawaii was 50% Asians 40% Americans and 8% African and 2% native Hawaiian Polynesian?
Vlad The Impaler id love Togo to Hawaii but as you said homelessness, drug abuse and I’m assuming massive hordes of tourists (ironic because I’d b a tourist)
Ryjt
Axis dudes in HI?! I'll need to wake my "sleeping" kin and tell em the bad news.
The background drawing is really beautiful
Edit after 4 years: why the hell does this have so many likes, I just thought the drawing was pretty.
even the krauts cant withstand a exotic chick
The first simp
@@EE-ed6fz hol up
Race mixing is cringe
cool name mixed race couple? Cringe *proceeds to shred a guitar*
Samoa - rejected
Hawaii - rejected
Azores - rejected
Small polish town - girl offs herself
Madagascar - everyone gets sick
Art college - Last straw
@@user-te1ot7ux7c1945 - Last Year
Art - rejected
Argentina - accepted
Wait where in "In einem Polenstadchen" does the girl off herself? I'm assuming that's the song you're talking about anyway
Me being portuguese love that this song includes the word Azores
É sempre bom encontrar uma referência à nossa lusa terra, quando menos se espera
Well, it does refer to girls from the Azore Islands, so...
DEVOLVA NOSSO OURO!
@@sexton_hale24verinaud66 n ã o
@@slimeguy3437 gay
lol I'm from Samoa was just searching for traditional Samoan songs for a school project but I think this is too traditional
Moral of the story
Don't ask a native married women out for a date
Don't ask a -native- married women out for a date
Johnny Topside oof the problem is consent... should have known that
I imagine the lady in tu3 song as common caucasian rich german
I mean, it sounded like he literally just asked if he could walk with her, and she completely flipped out. Probably wasn't the first time a German had walked up to her, and I'm guessing the other times, they weren't so friendly. 19th-Century imperialism. Gotta love it.
Im german and sing this out loud regularly when drunk. 😂
Love it, it would be fun and a great memory as well 😂😂
As do I, foot stomping on the ground all the time.
Army bands have the best songs
I wonder if the Bundesmarine still sings this song
Drunk funni 👍🏿👍🏿
It’s so interesting how songs can be used to tell stories, this one is probably my favorite.
Ah, fancy meeting you here Kaiser
When Hawaii joins the Riechspak
Do you mean the Reichspakt ?
More like when Hawaii joins the Entente
That word does not have any meaning in German
@@RedDonEvil Reichspakt*
@Raptor then what
This is a great song.
Beautiful woman adores and is loyal to her husband and sings her praises of him.
And instead of being bummed you realize 'holy smokes i'm on an island full of these loyal women and they are dancing with very little on!'
Actually the girl represent an island nation which is already colonized
Are u sure?
@@Birb728 It’s not. Samoa WAS a German colony.
@@Birb728nah it was independent nation before Germany came
The worst she can say is no, just be modest and nice.
Her: *EVERYTHING YOU CAN DO MY HUSBAND CAN TOO*
She made it clear and I respect girls that do that. However, I despise guys who are so stubborn that once told no, they don’t stop.
A calm and calculated reply😂
Ah yes, the typical German march. They always contain at least one of the following topics:
Girls
Kameraden
Beautiful bits of nature
Cities or villages
Just general happiness
Diseases
(Feel free to add to the list in the comments)
Have a nice day!
Horrible mentions of the great war (trench life, losing friends, loneliness, wanting to go home, etc)
Glory[ia]
Die Heimatland! Leaving for war
Extremism
getting blown to shit in WW1
The best thing about this song is that I learned that the older generation got friendzoned or rejected as well.
Imagine getting rejected. Just take what you want my fellow.
@@absolutechad5428 Yes my fellow chad. We never get rejected
@@dad2827 Hard to be rejected when you don't accept the foolish notion of "consent" I consent, I don't know what the woman has to do with it.
@@absolutechad5428 hmmm Nanjing?
@@Vetgil Yep. That was me. I was there
For a colonial song, this is a very harmless and humorous song. It's a tldr version of a imperial German dude saying "aw darn it. I got denied by a Polynesian girl. I did my best though."
In my opinion, it‘s very akin to modern day German Schlager. If I would‘ve heard this without knowing it was a sailor‘s song, I would‘ve guessed it was much newer.
I want to learn german so much. Look how this language is beautiful!
sure you can , i am learning german by myself with little external teachers, i am mostly learning german by myself and i think i am going alright, i have heard many stories of people using Duolingo and babel for german practise, which they reached the level b2 and even c2, soo yeah you can lear german its not as hard as you think.
If you're a native English speaker it's easier than you would think as English is part of the Germanic language family.
It's quite easy, I used duolingo for like 20 minutes total and I can already name many German words
Interestingly, the @ on your profile in Portuguese means "Little Face"
@@Powerguido._ indeed. It was a stupid name from my childhood... Never cared to change it. But yeah, carinha means little face.
F for this dude🚬
Imagine going to your own colony and get friendzoned by a Samoa girl
I think you didnt got the meaning of the song XD
I'm requesting this song at prom next year. Because I know I'll be single there
me to
Someone tell Nazis the German Imperial Navy had a song about thirsting after native women.
They'll be so triggered.
Well technically German women are native women as well?
@Indian Fascist Just saying, polynesians aren't black, but are more similar to the people.of Indonesia and Madagascar.
But they are still brown so in that case just about the same to blacks for the Nazis.
@@cloroxbleach9222 nazi's only radically hated those whom they believed caused their country great suffering everything else was the norm of that era
@@jeegupopli1871 Nazis had a superiority complex nonetheless
Indian Fascist Hawaiians arent close to being black lmao
Her: Come to my house
Me: But you live in Honolulu, while I live in Germany.
Her: my parents arent home
Me:
Then she friendzoned you
First the polish girl and now her, this poor lad has been so kind yet can’t find success in love 😭😭😭
French girl got him😉
@endrrlicia In ww2 Germans soldiers are very diffrents, east european peoples was viewed like "subhumans" by german leader
@@germantankinfantrycommande7086🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳
The only Russian, German and American land at the same time - Hawai :)
Alan Jean Bactiar-Caracessec What about Germany after WWII? :p
Germany never went to Hawaii
And British
@@pythorpchumsworth672 they did, you just don't know history.
Also Japanese
Valentine's day: Exists
Weebs: Hugs their waifu body pillow
Me:
I remeber my cousin who went to Samoa. He asked an girl out and she said no. When he came home he said he asked an girl on Samoa and played: "In Honolulu" the rest of the day.
For all the confused people this song is not about Honolulu or Hawaiians but about how similar it is too Samoa which is why he says in Honolulu as a reference. Love both places btw
It is about a german getting rejected by a local.
Also the flag and country shown is German Samoa
It literally says little girls dancing without clothes.
👀
Young women is a more accurate translation
*fbi*
It's referring to young women, lol
Madchen is a flexible word.
The Germans sure were good at making upbeat songs about being unlucky (ranging from being rejected by a Samoan or Polish woman, to having your entire ship capsize off of Madagascar) in their own empire.
Poor guy got friend zoned so bad they made a whole song about it
A celebration of loyalty and honesty, I fucking love it.
Honestly, this is one of the best sounding german military songs out there
@Bgsleo yeah, it is a song the german navy sang
Sailors arent necessarily a part of the military
@@Apogee012 Since when?
@@andrewryan4417 since by definition? a sailor can be anyone who travels the seas for goods or military purposes, which would be navy, the title doesnt explicitly say they are warring sailors, but with outside info if the song is actually a navy song, then it would be.
@@Apogee012 If that was the case, then sorry as nobody said sailor prior to your comment.
Otherwise, we've been talking about the German Kriegsmarine all this time.
Dr Ludwig temporarily set this song to private so I look elsewhere, then I found this song here😊
I told my friend I was on vacation in Honolulu and he sends me a link to this shit.
your friend is truly a friend of culture then lol
Are you German lol
@@hawks-wings no but that would be 10x funnier lmao
Almost every German marching song is about how some individual soldier has the worst rizz known to mankind
What about Wenn die soldaten? And the Funkerlied?
Getting rejected : Bad
Bringing fleet : Cool
well at least they respected the lady's decision
Now that's a real chad
It looks like she's holding Czechoslovakia😂
The melody, harmony, and chords in this are just fantastic! Thank you for sharing!
we just love making songs about being rejected don't we?
"Miss, may I accompany you on a walk?"
"Oh no! I'm married and have been for a long time!"
*Procceeds to make song talking about how he got rejected and goes to see little girls dance in town wearing only a leaf skirt.*
i heard its supposedly Young Women and Not Little Girls, so maybe like 19yr olds and not 6yr olds
It sounds like,"Young Maidens", Probably girls around 16/17.
@@ジョエシタジョンイ Mädchen is a weird word because it usually means girl but it can also mean young woman. Something that is also important to look at is that these song were probably written by/for young men
@@jonny2900 it does come from the same root as the word maiden, so it probably means young woman, not little girl.
Behold, the one German military song that cant be appropriated by Nazis
True. That would be admitting that Nazis can fail. (But fail with class I will say)
this should be our national anthem ffs
Sadly
Girl ended Man's career in 3 minutes and 26 seconds 💀
I wonder what Samoans think of Germany today? Do our two countries still have good relations and is there still any German traces left? I‘m really curious as Samoa is probably the most obscure of all the German colonies...
From what I read, the Samoans didn’t give a damn about the Germans and actually were friendly to each other. And for the traces of German, they don’t speak their language, but no doubt there is a tiny amount of German blood in them.
It is friendly. But that is partially because the German Governor to Samoa, Wilhelm Solf, was a Chad who respected the native cultures and was respected in return. There was a small uprising of Chiefs due to the social upheaval of electing non-chief Samoans to offices, but the rebels were deported to Saipan after being negotiated down the first time.
His wife and daughter also opposed the Nazis. Respecting the Samoan culture as he did, his daughter was named So'oa'emalelagi Gräfin von Ballestrem, which in the Samoan language means ‘She Who Has Come From Heaven’.
Friend: “Oh the worst she can say is no” Girl:
ive noticed german music is alot of drums and trumpets i love it
Imagine you get friendzoned so hard your homies write an entire song about the events and gets popular
girl getting rejected: “omg no one talk to Jonathan he’s an asshole 😭”
boys getting rejected:
Germans sure now how to take rejection well
Drink a good beer and sing
Plenty of fish in the sea. Pick yourself up, laugh at it and move on.
Sure thing they know! They will ask nicely and when you politely refuse they will sign The Munich Agreement with Brits, Frenchies and Italianos and take half of your beautiful country and fuck up everything.
Unless it's rejection from art school :P
Well the Austrians on the other hand....
Worst part is, shawty be sayin she married even tho there clearly ain't no ring on her finger...
Well they didn't have the metalworking skills to do that
@@Derpainoter I mean they could get a cool sea shell
Wedding rings were mainly a western cultural phenomenon
@@hiimryan2388
Wedding ring ❌
Cool shell ✔️
Hahahahhaa
as a samoan german i love this song is so classic
"Brown women come here"
"Time to racemix,i will turn into tradition later"
are you an autist or is English your 2nd language?
Im worried about my sa-vings
My rent's been going crazy
I need a solid jo-b
Or I'll be broke
Im a bachelor of sci-ence
With years of solid train-ing
but only getting,
"We're sorry, no."
"There are no o-penings
No ones planning to reti-re
and as for in-terns
they are not paid
We will keep your name on fi-le
with several hundred o-thers
in case we ever
need part time help."
In New York Ci-ty,
On the coast of Califor-nia,
and in the no-rth west,
that's how it goes
Then leaves the interview-ers
To live in well of sub-urbs
with healthcare paid for
and brand new cars
Well done, I hope you become as successful in your career as you are in your songwriting. ^^
Good luck
Underrated comment, bravo!
Time to swap careers
British sailors: RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
French sailors: "We'll rule the seas and become the best and most powerful country"
American sailors: "Fuck yeah Manifest Destiny"
German sailors: "I got rejected"
Common W Germany
Getting rejected in your own colony ...
*Prepare to anchulss Hans*
I like how everybody is completly missing the point of the song XD
Hey we meet again
@@AGermanwithaMG42 wait me or the other guy?
@@viraxo5474 if it was you I would’ve @ you but no I meant the other person
@@AGermanwithaMG42 well you didnt @ the other person either so...
Wow this song is great for refreshing yourself on learning German from back in secondary school.
When you approach a girl and she instantly rejects you:
*GENAU WIE DIE SIMULATIONEN*
This song makes me smile every time I hear it. Germans are a wonderful people.
German colonialism was different
It was perfect
Germans in 1940:💀
@@Armenian.Knightk1939
@@snowsoldier_9775 in 1939 its just started 1940 make more sense
@Kapitalizm_seven_biri it was more of the ss, one german pilot escorted an allied plane to safety, and possibly many more stories like that.
I always wondered how things on youtube could get from "aw man i feel for you, cuz you rejected" or "SIMP" and lead to arguements about Monarchy, Fascism,Politics and German patriotism
Cuz some informed people still thinks that any German thing pre WW2 was a Nazi thing
As if Germany was Nazi since god created fucking earth
> gets friendzoned
> Proceeds to join this weird club called the Thule society
> Gets a spiffy new black uniform later on as the club pres gets "promoted"
> Takes part in a little tomfoolery that lasts from 1939 - 1945
> Proceeds to spend the rest of life in Argentina after the party ends
Profit ?...... **Wait**
this tried to be esoteric but failed, everyone knows the references
I love how Germany was begrudgingly a colonial power in the late 1800s and early 1900s, which is reflected in their colonial songs (especially this one)
they sucked as a colonial power
@@jmgonzales7701 They came late to the colonialism party when other Europeans had already beaten them to most parts of the world.
Response to getting rejected -
A regular guy: gets support from friends and family
A real man: creates an entire song about it to be sung centuries later for the rest of us..
@ nice
*NPCs:* the German Empire flag is rAcIsT
*The German Empire:*
Also known as "Ich ging einmal spazieren"
Girls in Hawaii: This place is beautiful😃😘😏🏄🏼♀️
Boys in Hawaii:
Nothings compares to German's songs. Thanks for sharing with us this beautiful German song.
I'm heading to Hawaii in two days, planning to listen to this when I land in Honolulu
Did you do it?
I need this every once in a while
I fucking love German Empire music
Polish military songs are good too.
Soviet military songs are good too.
Objectively one of my favorite German songs. Thanks for posting this man
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For those who want to hear him say in honolulu continuously
It's a nice song.
Greetings from Germany.
Grüße aus Deutschland ;)
i love germany, from philippines
Hallo aus Kroatien!
Can you make a video about greek ww2 song. The name of the song is της ελλάδος παιδιά σοφία Βέμπο. Thank you.
uhh how do you say that
@@carterpeterson3218 don't worry, the Germans will pay for your Greek lessons
Tis Elládas pediá Sofía Vébo
Did you have a stroke when typing the name of the song or is greek writing that crazy
της (tis) Ελλάδας (Elládas) παιδιά (pediá) - Σοφία Βέμπο (Sofía Vébo)
They said honolulu better than Americans. That's hilarious
I forgot Germany actually had colonies.
He’s singing about how he got friend zoned basically
Other empires talking about strength and shit but Germany discussing the real issues
"Bro shoot your shot, the best she can say is no."
Her :
«Ich bin verheirat!»
It’s okay Hans, the Kaiser’s colonial ambitions didn’t fare much better.
Being a german sailor in the 1900's pacific must be a vibe thought