Charlie Townley it’s not up to u to decide what’s oppressive and what’s not plus - just because he has the power to do so doesn’t make what he does correct in any way
I think what’s so funny about James is the fact that his jokes don’t seem planned, they just pop into his mind. Clarksons are often outlandish and controversial to garner a reaction and Richard has a big grin on his face whenever he tells his but James is just how he naturally is while telling a joke
For me there are only two iconic moments: 1. When James 'macheted' Jeremy to death; 2. When the wheel fell off from his Salfa Romeaab and he hold on to the dashboard cover
I used to binge Top gear when I was 8-12 years and loved it solely the cars. I'd always skip the news and guest segments... now I appreciate the show in a whole different way.
Some say he was born in the Victorian Era. And that legend has it, he has fought in both World Wars, and legend also would tell you that he led the mission Operation Cock in November 1943 alongside RAF Squadron 55 or the Hammersmith Cockerspaniels with another famous RAF pilot named Richard Hammond, the 9th Marquess of Birmingham to bomb the Nurburgring runway in the Rhine-Palatinate region of Nazi Germany and after D-Day in 1944, he reunited with the Marquess of Birmingham to fight the Luftwaffe over Dresden assisting USAFFE bombers while fighting the feared Gorilla Squadron led by the legendary Commander Herzog von Clarkson. And they both won the Victoria Cross after the war, especially after our slow hero made it back to base during an air raid in 1945 while flying a damaged Spitfire while getting 5 enemy kills. All we know is, he's called James May!!!!
Yeah sorry about that, I actually equalised most of them as I went along editing them together but when I shuffled some of the clips round, turns out the sound reset.
wait, i just realized something... James May was doing the dance at 1:00 like that triangle meme (music make u lose control), he was doing it before it was meme'd!
Tinned haggis.
Only the finest
*CHEESE*
In bovril
@@WJINTL Cheese in Bovril is so much better than that Sainsbury's Taste the Difference cheese
Brown Bread
"don't hit with the hammer"
"why not?"
"because it is the tool of a pikey"
😂😂😂
How that wasn’t censored by the bbc we’ll never know
When is James May not iconic? I dream of meeting this man.
True goals
C H E E S E
So many seem to wish he was their dad-me included😊
I've met him at the pub a few times. He noticed me and my mate looking at him and giggling and just sighed and said "cock"
I have a relative who let him borrow his lighter
“People will remember him as Boris the oppressor”
And he was right
@@GreggOld apart from firing everyone who is component and being a puppet
Aged like a fine wine
@@Forestgravy90 he is you brainwashed degenerate.
Charlie Townley it’s not up to u to decide what’s oppressive and what’s not plus - just because he has the power to do so doesn’t make what he does correct in any way
Only James may would ever insult someone using the term “philistine” lmfao
The way he said it is so fitting too
You dont get out much ey.
Ive heard that many times as an insult.
The Mongoose I live in the US, nobody here even knows what that means
@@TheBanjoShowOfficial You people barely know anything, so why would you know Philistine
Gaius Caligula because I’ve read the bible
I think what’s so funny about James is the fact that his jokes don’t seem planned, they just pop into his mind. Clarksons are often outlandish and controversial to garner a reaction and Richard has a big grin on his face whenever he tells his but James is just how he naturally is while telling a joke
"If you'd had a pistol you'd have shot yourself by now?"
"Oh, years ago."
Gen z humour at its best
He alternates at high speed between "From the '20s" and "In his 20s"
0:55 A Clarkson perfectly cut scream? You're too kind
I love that sequence so so much
I can’t see 1:02 and not think of
*CRITICAL HIT*
*-124*
My therapist: James May with short hair isn't real, he can't hurt you.
James May with short hair- 7:33
I hadn't fully registered that was him...
he looks 10 years older
James May's fanbase alone is bigger than whatever views New Top Gear still gets
I was gonna Like it but it was in 69 so I'll just leave it like that
You could insert anything in the "James May's fanbase" slot and still have that statement be irrefutably true.
Its now on Mays ferrari type
your profile picture made me lol (laugh out loud)
Well considering that number is 0, i dont think it was a very high bar to beat
“History will remember him as boris the oppressor”
Oh how right you were.
That aged like a fine wine.
“So I aks you, is I conic?”
That was so hard to understand i heard him say so i ask you is i blink 😂
I think he was saying "am I bling"
1:58 stig in the background photocopying his helmet and j chillin
Ive seen that clip many many times, first time noticing him
Love it
@@bardiaafkhami984 same here, I was re-watching the episode today and never noticed it
well ill be damned.
That pretty much sums up top gear
Clarkson: "I can cheer you up, would you like some cannabis?"
May: " Yes please"
Exactly
I've always assumed James is high most of the time.
can someone help me source the ep?
@@captainbeachboy3413 it’s the Albania road trip
he actually gave him a cannabis drink 😂😂😂
@@captainbeachboy3413 Series 14.
1:58 the stig scanning his helmet😂
lmao wow. good eye
Great catch
I can barely see him
He blends in 😅
The flawless hat throw into jeremys spuds at 0:59 is hilarious
Plums*
I say the "cheese" stays forever. Like the intro
I think "I object to the beige" is James' best line to this day lol
We are not worthy.
WE’RE NOT WORTHY WE’RE NOT WORTHY WE’RE NOT WORTHY
@@zaumen32 get out of my head! get out of my head! get out of my head! get out of my head! get out of my head!get out of my head! get out of my head!
just wanted to ty my dude really made me appreciate the word C O C K
oh and btw
all clear
standard
cheese
And every single word of the English language
@@marcjohnson3553 Well if May said all words of the English language then i guess this could go on for a while :)
I didn’t know I needed James May lying face down in a nightclub to the tune of Cha Cha Slide in my life. And yet here I am
NO its not a KIT CAR.. its a Lamborghini.. Philistine.
"Would you like some cannabis?"
*"standard"*
What episode is this
1:28 This *May* just be his best quote yet
"Boris the oppressor", James may has a time machine in his shed, confirmed.
“He’s eaten a hole in my trousers”
Rabbit owners: first time?
JAIL lmao
@@subtlerooster9265
May we have a 10 minutes of iconic James May?
"Dont hit it with a hammer it's the tool of a pikey" 😂😂😂
6:05
S T A N D A R D
*S T A N D A R D*
S T A N D A R D
Boris the oppressor
That line has aged spectacularly well.
Boy did he call that one.
What mk 1 or 2
@@maxburnett8271 just no...🤣🤣
@@noahbowie5985 why not
I'm sure North Koreans would swap their dear leader for yours in a jiffy.
The one where he's yelling at clarkson for backing up the caravan and hits him in the plums with his hat is cut perfectly.
When can we expect "James May being iconic for 456 quindecillion minutes"
Probably in a few decades
He’s old enough
3:08
James may is a treasure. Never lose him.
0:56 this clip killed me 🤣🤣🤣
For me there are only two iconic moments:
1. When James 'macheted' Jeremy to death;
2. When the wheel fell off from his Salfa Romeaab and he hold on to the dashboard cover
"I feel more like a knob" I can relate.
“I’ve only got a shotgun and it’s quite long” and “oh years ago” might be the greatest thing ever
LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAN
1:04 is my favorite clip makes me laugh everytime
"Well, I ask you. Is I bling?"
Yes, James, you are indeed bling...no, you are the most bling.
The best part is I haven’t seen half of these clips😂 brilliant mate
2:36 “so I asks u is I bling?”
James May knows what manga is, a true icon, a voice of the people
I used to binge Top gear when I was 8-12 years and loved it solely the cars. I'd always skip the news and guest segments... now I appreciate the show in a whole different way.
8:19 - Love the sound of that fire extinguisher
1:29 Surprisingly accurate description of Boris in 2021
This man simply is a legend
I can’t wait for 10 minutes
8:10 off the 3 fighting for the fire extinguisher is so funny 😂😂😂
When they cut back to the burning shed it was simply glorious.
"All clear everyone, All cle- *fuckin dies*"
literally the only youtuber i’ve ever set post notifications for
"if you had a pistol, you'd have shot yourself by now?"
"oh years ago" LMAO
7:20 when the bass drops
1:00 godlike aiming
With godlike bars!
1:28 aged like a fine wine!
UNDERRATED CHANNEL IVE REALLY ENJOYED WATCHING YOUR VIDS MY MAN :)
"history will remember him as Boris the Oppressor" James May predicting the future right there
Please make a 'Old Top Gear crew laughing at each other.' Compilation. I am begging you!
6:13 such a British thing to do X-D
1:58 Stig is photocopying his helmet
"because its the tool of a pikey" has got to be one of the best.
“Would you like some cannabis?”
“Yes please”
“Roight”
Ery’ noice!
2:05 i love stig just working in the background
idc what anyone says, the outro was perfect
1:10 he sounds terrified 😂
James throwing the hat on Clarkson migth be the funniest thing ever.
James "Oddjob" May
James May is the hero of heroes
The charles.peugeot405 joke is pure gold
When you're at the jetwash, should the *bonger* go off halfway through the cycle, or at the end?
My local goes 30 seconds before the end of the cycle, that’s when I hit the limiter to get wheels done lol
Some say he was born in the Victorian Era.
And that legend has it, he has fought in both World Wars, and legend also would tell you that he led the mission Operation Cock in November 1943 alongside RAF Squadron 55 or the Hammersmith Cockerspaniels with another famous RAF pilot named Richard Hammond, the 9th Marquess of Birmingham to bomb the Nurburgring runway in the Rhine-Palatinate region of Nazi Germany and after D-Day in 1944, he reunited with the Marquess of Birmingham to fight the Luftwaffe over Dresden assisting USAFFE bombers while fighting the feared Gorilla Squadron led by the legendary Commander Herzog von Clarkson.
And they both won the Victoria Cross after the war, especially after our slow hero made it back to base during an air raid in 1945 while flying a damaged Spitfire while getting 5 enemy kills.
All we know is, he's called James May!!!!
1:15 “WooooW!”
Yes! More, please!
i love james ngl
8:02
8:13 " you've frozen my goalies!!! "
0:36 james really called him a Philistine 😂😂😂
Nobody has the power to dislike this golden globe film
I love this man!!😂❤
1:02 we all felt that😂
James May is so iconic, there's a whole month named after him
0:59 a british rap battle.
Hammonds face when they're talking about improving currys is priceless.
CLARKSOOOON
btw PLEASE adjust volume levels. It's absolutely horrid having to turn the volume up and down every few seconds.
Yeah sorry about that, I actually equalised most of them as I went along editing them together but when I shuffled some of the clips round, turns out the sound reset.
I lost it when James may was in a ultraman costume
This video was so good, I forgot James was the center of attention 😂
6:28 same James, same
The vocabulary this man knows is beyond us
been waiting for this video
1:28 This aged like a fine wine.
wait, i just realized something...
James May was doing the dance at 1:00 like that triangle meme (music make u lose control), he was doing it before it was meme'd!
Shouldn't surprise you
Clarkson: Funny Tall Fat Oaf
Hammond: Crazy Little Angry Man
May: Witty Intelligent Sharp Pianist
I love James’s laugh
James May walked so gen z could run
8:46 James is dead in the club while cha cha slide plays
It's very poetic
@@subtlerooster9265 it's symbolic of his personality
Jeremy’s laugh in the yoga bit killed me!
My favourite saga
Jeremy laughing at James is the best. 🥰
The Chuck E Cheese cha cha slide at the end ties it together very nicely.
I adore James’s sweaters I want all of them
1:30 oof that foreshadowing
How has the 'Boris the oppressor' footage not been clipped up for a meme? Someone needs to do that right now! XD
This... This is... P E R F E C T I O N