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    Schlatt and the boys give some more presentations.
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    Friends in the video:
    @Charborg
    @SwaggerSouls
    @Kryoz
    @Justa Minx
    @24 Frames Of Nick
    The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and SwaggerSouls and Kryoz and Charborg draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
    Yes, I copied and pasted that from last time cuz it got a lot of views and this is basically the same video again. It's just business! Charborg, SwaggerSouls, Kryoz, JustaMinx and 24framesofnick join us this time to give fun presentations in Talking Points and Patently Stupid. Watch as the men talk about Corpse Husband and how Egirls are Ruining my Life! and also how he chokes me like he loves me or something I don't know. Well anyways I'm gonna go now bye
    Also Minx joins this episode of Jackbox, where Schlatt and Minx are cute together and also hot together or something.
    Yes, I copy pasted that again. This is getting too easy
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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9311

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    • @isekeira7845
      @isekeira7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Okay

    • @blackbob1576
      @blackbob1576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      Nice ! -I will definitely check that out-

    • @fabion1716
      @fabion1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Nah
      Edit:ok maybe

    • @harilosian
      @harilosian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      When you

    • @isekeira7845
      @isekeira7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@blackbob1576 nope I was HAHAHAHA

  • @pokemonteaml
    @pokemonteaml 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6043

    “Who needs women”
    Schlatt: “now you have my attention”

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @bakefacep6148
      @bakefacep6148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hmmmmmm

    • @justinwentworth1467
      @justinwentworth1467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saw your profile pic and thought it was my comment lol

    • @spirituallydead2671
      @spirituallydead2671 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hardtrance goa channel 1995 - 2003 that was an entire essay and no one actually read it all lmao

    • @aceglass4020
      @aceglass4020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spirituallydead2671 I read it and regret it

  • @dankmwan
    @dankmwan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    "child friendly"
    the three women in 1999: 💀💀💀

    • @Turbosak
      @Turbosak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      They joined the others in the backyard

    • @aiden9576
      @aiden9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1999*

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Were they children though? I think not.

    • @xxstellastarlightxx9284
      @xxstellastarlightxx9284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

    • @bunnee1053
      @bunnee1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean i thought of one specific person 😀

  • @chinstonsworstshill3937
    @chinstonsworstshill3937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7137

    "Futa?"
    "Like the cheese?"
    I'm pretty sure it's futaccine.

    • @joshuaherrmann6426
      @joshuaherrmann6426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      E

    • @willy9473
      @willy9473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joshuaherrmann6426 E

    • @FileCorruption
      @FileCorruption 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      More like futanari

    • @ASteadyForce
      @ASteadyForce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@FileCorruption Has anyone seen the subtlety recently? I can’t seem to find it

    • @RedPawner
      @RedPawner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@Kristian Mestousis Ναι, και εγώ

  • @vucksz
    @vucksz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    I've never laughed so hard at a suicide joke when schaltt said find god

  • @knight2_1
    @knight2_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4307

    “Who needs women?”
    ~ Minx, probably a woman

    • @halfpace1462
      @halfpace1462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I dont know about that one chief

    • @Yvngtaiya
      @Yvngtaiya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      ~ minx, probably not a woman

    • @user-wm9un1dd8y
      @user-wm9un1dd8y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      ~ Minx, possibly a woman

    • @degabruh_
      @degabruh_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Minx is a man

    • @eraykaan
      @eraykaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      allegedly

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21166

    Just wanted to point out
    The only person who voted for “minx’s ugly ass voice”
    Was minx

    • @tensebug
      @tensebug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      gottem

    • @irok1
      @irok1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +820

      Yeah, someone likes being degraded

    • @jaypegasi3769
      @jaypegasi3769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Ah, a self burn, those are rare

    • @thekeyandthegate4093
      @thekeyandthegate4093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Leave it to the woman to be conceited and self centered smh 😤😤😤

    • @goldmagikarp9579
      @goldmagikarp9579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@thekeyandthegate4093
      I
      I don’t think she was being conceited there dude

  • @questionnotscott8389
    @questionnotscott8389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    Swaggersouls: *stutters*
    TH-cam auto-generated subtitles: *music*

  • @deadlyorange96
    @deadlyorange96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2356

    I love how careless schlatt is with being offensive

    • @-sgsdfhdhhdt
      @-sgsdfhdhhdt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Yeah. And then theres the snowflake morons on twitter trying to cancel him

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      "Schlatt is the only good racist"

    • @carvel9916
      @carvel9916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ammagon4519 LMAO

    • @retropixl5177
      @retropixl5177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He *is* dark humor

    • @deadlyorange96
      @deadlyorange96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@retropixl5177 he is darker side humor

  • @Tman_Hall
    @Tman_Hall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11868

    "I'm a woman in a funny competition against five men"
    That got me

    • @hmm6006
      @hmm6006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl ?

    • @colliejoy1235
      @colliejoy1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Are u saying that woman can’t be funny???!! HUH???!! THIS IS AGIAN PROOF THAT JSCHLAGG IS OPRESSON AND SPRADENG IT TO OTHERSS!!!!

    • @jubbusbubbus
      @jubbusbubbus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      @@colliejoy1235 Schlagg is love, Schlagg is life. I’m glad you accept that at least.

    • @colliejoy1235
      @colliejoy1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jubbusbubbus wot de FOCK! Get out of ur false mibtset and open ur eyws! YIFF! You mak me so angry I wanna bark at you! ARF ARF YIFF YIFF Uwu!

    • @jubbusbubbus
      @jubbusbubbus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@colliejoy1235 oh god you’re a real aggressive puppy. OH LOOK, HERES A BONE! GO FETCH! *throws bone*

  • @harilosian
    @harilosian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6683

    Man really started it off with “the most child friendly people I know” lmao

    • @complicated1574
      @complicated1574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      k dood

    • @liamkerekes4906
      @liamkerekes4906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Okay1 mhmm.

    • @sharko3211
      @sharko3211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OH NO

    • @Reaconteur
      @Reaconteur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Is Carson there

    • @beforegrim
      @beforegrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      grandpa slips in black tar heroin in the birthday card

  • @biggoggy7991
    @biggoggy7991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    I can’t listen to minx without hearing “tennis ball throw it against the wall”

    • @captainanon6849
      @captainanon6849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can I stab my Whiteclaw?

    • @The_Milkman9
      @The_Milkman9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It helps me forget that I have cancer...

    • @xXMindSoulXx
      @xXMindSoulXx ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not as low as the prices at walmart

  • @bookofpayne
    @bookofpayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    I was a little worried about the pope while Jschlatt was sitting there in his chair, just doing nothing. Who's saying the prayers if schlatt is just sitting there?

  • @earlysteven123
    @earlysteven123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2912

    “Dream breathed so I don’t have to anymore”

    • @heardemsayy
      @heardemsayy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *ties noose*

    • @gana7206
      @gana7206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats what he said 😂

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4:24

    • @drayleepful
      @drayleepful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      #dreamsharted

    • @papi5130
      @papi5130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drayleepful #dreamsharted

  • @themadkraken1912
    @themadkraken1912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21984

    Swagger's "Stutter" bit harkens back memories of his Brain Rot masterpiece.

    • @BunnyStarTelevision
      @BunnyStarTelevision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      YES

    • @lamalonmon8625
      @lamalonmon8625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +887

      “ b-b-b-b-b-brain rot! “

    • @SarahSmith-tn2jm
      @SarahSmith-tn2jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      my thoughts exactly

    • @theamazingspiderwuss4236
      @theamazingspiderwuss4236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

      @@lamalonmon8625 m-m-mmmmoooonKEYYYY MOOOONNNKEEEYYYYYYY. BRAIN HERE NO NO BRAIN NO BRAIIIIN. What a modern poet

    • @lamalonmon8625
      @lamalonmon8625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      @@theamazingspiderwuss4236 beautiful, my favorite sentence of “ The joys of being a victim of brain rot. “

  • @caitries7421
    @caitries7421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1366

    minx is so underrated lmao

    • @fettacheese3001
      @fettacheese3001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Your pfp is gillian you have my respect

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      She's my favorite sexist.

    • @foxboyo420
      @foxboyo420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes she is

    • @Stella.22g
      @Stella.22g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sometimes she does too much unfunny stuff imo

    • @Jacksonyuur
      @Jacksonyuur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Over rated

  • @cool_username07
    @cool_username07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    14:34 the duality of man

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20653

    Dream really breathed?

  • @devrimsikora9967
    @devrimsikora9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5718

    The fact that schlatt genuinley doesn’t care about his sponsor is hilarious

    • @fishyalt2
      @fishyalt2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl what was the point of that

    • @justas423
      @justas423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@fishyalt2 being an ass.

    • @iitsmuri
      @iitsmuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@fishyalt2 thankyou for warning me

    • @fishyalt2
      @fishyalt2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@iitsmuri ur welcome

    • @fishyalt2
      @fishyalt2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@justas423 HEY HEY IT WAS RANDOM AND INCONVENIENT JEEZ MAN

  • @spaced0ut_chld598
    @spaced0ut_chld598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    14:40
    There are two types of people here

  • @bosha6654
    @bosha6654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I am personally offended the text to speech joke didn't win.

  • @trashhuman3977
    @trashhuman3977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3786

    Schlatt really said: "The American people are tired of women"

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That’s why I’m English

    • @avabrant4503
      @avabrant4503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@Mosslistic eat ur crumpets and leave before the queen gets harmed

    • @lardusbirmingham7020
      @lardusbirmingham7020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AMEN 👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @ITTAPUPU12
      @ITTAPUPU12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Favorite tool song?

    • @lilyyyy7306
      @lilyyyy7306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@avabrant4503 yesssss girlllll

  • @okTibi
    @okTibi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5638

    Says “Child friendly” at the beginning of the video, like we don’t know what schlatt did in 1999

  • @SuidicalRaccoon
    @SuidicalRaccoon ปีที่แล้ว +47

    6:18 how did that fail, it was so well executed

  • @KaiserFritt0
    @KaiserFritt0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    8:22 Kryoz's absolute brain-rot moment with his avatar picture in-game are perfectly balanced

  • @masterspork3735
    @masterspork3735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8474

    Schlatt is taking so many sponsors I think he's actually going to run for president

    • @littlechi7738
      @littlechi7738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      He should he would make a great one right?

    • @racctti
      @racctti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@littlechi7738 yeah, he probably would make a great president!

    • @ruttedmammal4255
      @ruttedmammal4255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@racctti dreamsmp flashbacks

    • @potatoguy5552
      @potatoguy5552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Definitely gonna be better then Obama tho

    • @jestaplushgal3528
      @jestaplushgal3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      this election was brought to you by our sponsor- NORDVPN

  • @caiyleeelol664
    @caiyleeelol664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2585

    I got the most child friendly people”
    First drawing:
    *baby gun*

    • @justvibing7851
      @justvibing7851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I see you also watched the same video

    • @colliejoy1235
      @colliejoy1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IT WAS ALIE! HE LIED TO US!!! THESE PROPKE ARE JUST AS OPPRESSIVE AS HE IS!!!!

    • @jubbusbubbus
      @jubbusbubbus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@colliejoy1235 what’s a propke?

    • @curioticgamer1723
      @curioticgamer1723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It also had yellow liquid coming out of its mouth

    • @lyrxcz2xd261
      @lyrxcz2xd261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@colliejoy1235 who is he oppressing. Also learn to type right and with out the cap lock on

  • @shortsentral
    @shortsentral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    14:16.
    The moment that birthed a new era

  • @dragonwings5134
    @dragonwings5134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    11:33 minx is the only one who voted for "minx's ugly ass voice" lmao

  • @tinyperson4864
    @tinyperson4864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7852

    "My forehead isn't that big"
    "Neither is your chest honey"
    *I felt that one all the way from America*

    • @OogieBoogiesLair
      @OogieBoogiesLair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +670

      The way he said the insult then hesitated on "honey" made it funnier

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Timestamp?

    • @marcell3891
      @marcell3891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@meow.610 9:38

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@marcell3891 thank you

    • @TheRealityWarper08
      @TheRealityWarper08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      #Flatjustice

  • @IronChinFatih
    @IronChinFatih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2665

    Jschlatt saying "attaboy" is so wholesome and heartwarming.
    Edit: timestamp is at 11:58 thanks for @Braedylane for that

    • @sara-li5ou
      @sara-li5ou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      i know especially to like tubbo

    • @Maxwellish
      @Maxwellish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      don’t know about that one lul

    • @marleeno.1741
      @marleeno.1741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      time stamp?

    • @turquoisemoon8453
      @turquoisemoon8453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where

    • @marleeno.1741
      @marleeno.1741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laneslaned thank you!!

  • @Mack-wg7ss
    @Mack-wg7ss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    12:38 this aged amazingly

  • @johnweber4504
    @johnweber4504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    minx's sigh of regret at 12:10, as if it took her this long to realize men are fucking stupid and we love it

  • @espinita.
    @espinita. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5021

    Minx has made a living out of being bullied and I love that

    • @Cowmaize
      @Cowmaize 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      My highschool dream come true

    • @sirdigsalo1
      @sirdigsalo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I just feel terrible D:

    • @espinita.
      @espinita. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@sirdigsalo1 same ngl but she seems to like it

    • @sirdigsalo1
      @sirdigsalo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@espinita. I mean yes, but I hope she knows, or that others let her know that she's rather wonderful.

    • @Man-qq2em
      @Man-qq2em 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@sirdigsalo1 Get ready to be called a simp by a bunch of redditors.

  • @nugnugz
    @nugnugz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1897

    This man segwayed into an ad after talking about a baby shooting themself. Schlatt is doing it right

  • @calebstuder448
    @calebstuder448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:51 Thanks Kryoz, it worked!!

  • @jamiewilson9547
    @jamiewilson9547 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    if you leave a baby alone in a room with a gun, it'll die. But if you leave TWO babies in a room alone with a gun, one baby will leave that room a warrior

  • @puppychan9875
    @puppychan9875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    Minx out here setting the women's rights movement back 20 years

    • @sirdigsalo1
      @sirdigsalo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She got lefts too here, goddamn

    • @officialgoogleyoutube
      @officialgoogleyoutube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nicest thing anyone has ever said about Minx.

  • @gerardoledezma4126
    @gerardoledezma4126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3230

    When is JSchlatt ever not dangerous?!

    • @bench_trio9526
      @bench_trio9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "when he's mad having to deal with a child named tommy"

    • @F22046
      @F22046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They don’t call him Blades for nothing

    • @zernox69
      @zernox69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's just seems to you but it's not

    • @SaltyFrankie
      @SaltyFrankie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1998 he was pretty safe

    • @docyoument
      @docyoument 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the pope

  • @madmilk762
    @madmilk762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Schlatt in the thumbnail has the smoothest face I've ever seen him have. Which means he's always contorting his face in the strangest ways.

  • @santafewarbonnetproductions
    @santafewarbonnetproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:35 "Is that a rape whistle?

  • @robertishere8407
    @robertishere8407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    Damn it's like Russian roulette with a bunch of toddlers

    • @samuelp7116
      @samuelp7116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Interesting profile pic you got there buddy

    • @midnightlover1421
      @midnightlover1421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hmmm that profile pic is uh hmm

    • @robertishere8407
      @robertishere8407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@midnightlover1421 what don't you shower with your gun?

    • @lonelytent2833
      @lonelytent2833 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yo is that Læffy?

    • @Comeck42
      @Comeck42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lonelytent2833 YO! It’s Læffy (:

  • @thisaccountisnolongeractive5
    @thisaccountisnolongeractive5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2035

    Minx: "Who needs women?"
    Schlatt: *kicks Minx*

    • @slitherywriter1711
      @slitherywriter1711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      She seriously should've seen that coming.

    • @trayvon4484
      @trayvon4484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      CEO of not adding anything

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slitherywriter1711 lmao

    • @dimwitbeavis3165
      @dimwitbeavis3165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Great work, that’s exactly what happened but it makes it funnier when it’s in text form, thank you we all needed this.

    • @bajenbilly
      @bajenbilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dimwitbeavis3165 for real haha

  • @tempisk
    @tempisk ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:32 As Someone with a stutter I approve 👍 oh wait I mean I-I-I ap-p-p-prove

  • @JoeRoganExperienceRecaps
    @JoeRoganExperienceRecaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    all im saying being someone who does have stutter swagger was so accurate

  • @DraqonfruitYT
    @DraqonfruitYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1679

    “The most child friendly people”
    Babysitting Mama flashbacks

    • @cherryblossom1460
      @cherryblossom1460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "And that is a lie" - The Maury Show

    • @broncosfan303-
      @broncosfan303- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How the fuck u finna get 1.2k likes and 1 reply lol

    • @beatrice7232
      @beatrice7232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      PLS

  • @jordynnunez9975
    @jordynnunez9975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    “i don’t remember what i picked anym- I AM TIRED OF ENDLESSLY PISSING”

    • @ii_m0niq_ii66
      @ii_m0niq_ii66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl no

    • @jordynnunez9975
      @jordynnunez9975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl i appreciate the hustle but no ❤️

    • @colliejoy1235
      @colliejoy1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How dare he! First up it wad race, and now he’s making fun of those whit urinary problem?!!? WHATTT???!??

  • @YourVP1807
    @YourVP1807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I like how the sponsor is literally just an off brand monster legends

    • @retropixl5177
      @retropixl5177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dragon city actually

    • @YourVP1807
      @YourVP1807 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I know but the one it is a knock off of is monster legends

  • @winniethepooh2941
    @winniethepooh2941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It’s something about shlstts brutal honesty about doing sponsors for money makes them feel a lot more legit I don’t know why

  • @unaisqureshi5812
    @unaisqureshi5812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Minx: Hello
    Schlatt: *My time to cyber bully has arrived*

    • @LtDub
      @LtDub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yo how do people get cyber bullied like walk away or close da laptop

  • @Powersan01
    @Powersan01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    Can’t be as dangerous as what he did back in the 90’s

  • @bruh-ye2pm
    @bruh-ye2pm ปีที่แล้ว +7

    14:24 whats the difference?

  • @PIVOTGOD1234
    @PIVOTGOD1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's insane how much of a masicist minx is for agreeing to play

  • @pebbble___
    @pebbble___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    these people *are* the most child friendly.

    • @bruhmode6836
      @bruhmode6836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree

    • @semajbgbd7000
      @semajbgbd7000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree with this statement

    • @user-bu5ps7cg1u
      @user-bu5ps7cg1u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      indeed. do you see the children lining up to be their friends? or becoming corpses idk

    • @skinnywacky
      @skinnywacky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We said that about Carson

  • @Connor-jl9gq
    @Connor-jl9gq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    "I'm a woman against five men in a funny competition, so I've already pulled the short straw"

  • @illusio1
    @illusio1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:22 i heard *slatt* in the background
    I think i may be losing it

  • @StardustCrusad3r
    @StardustCrusad3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:11 I made the mistake of taking a big sip of water, and almost choked to death laughing

  • @jaredleighton3182
    @jaredleighton3182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2406

    Nobody:
    Schlatt: Today’s sponsor is [Insert 2 word mobile game I never heard of] BABYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

  • @zayinmassivi6589
    @zayinmassivi6589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2618

    Minx: My forehead is not that big
    Schlatt: i'm about to end this "thing's whole carrer

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Forgot the end quote but I’ll still like

    • @VerySourTaste
      @VerySourTaste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@borbleborb4586
      Forgot the period but I’ll still like

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Harold Reginald forgot the comma, but I’ll still like.

    • @FilmBucket
      @FilmBucket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@borbleborb4586 Forgot the capital, but I'll still like.

    • @stonytornado3746
      @stonytornado3746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@FilmBucket forgot me but i'll still like

  • @haku_kz4586
    @haku_kz4586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    His new vid got age restricted because of the comment section lmfaoo

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Truly disgusting, that "people" would do such a horrible thing

    • @tetrawoofer
      @tetrawoofer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

  • @Jeremiah_Aintthere
    @Jeremiah_Aintthere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    14:46 I just realized what it is

  • @johnpsix7858
    @johnpsix7858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    This game never goes well when Schlatt joins

    • @shrimp9199
      @shrimp9199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      not just THIS game, ANY game

    • @complicated1574
      @complicated1574 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      k

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any game doesn’t go well for other people when Schlatt joins

    • @Asgretalos
      @Asgretalos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Big hot men,” “Men having sex,” and of course, “Vote for me, chat”

  • @chextheroyalbastard3495
    @chextheroyalbastard3495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    “Ever heard of futa?”
    “The cheese?”

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Upon hearing "futa cheese" I dry heaved through my eyes

    • @weinerfuck4694
      @weinerfuck4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      whats futa

    • @Greenplumber
      @Greenplumber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@weinerfuck4694 google may answer your question

    • @literallymemoviesenjoyer
      @literallymemoviesenjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Incognito recommended

    • @SamPaste928
      @SamPaste928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Greenplumber it’s the Federal Unemployment Tax Act

  • @zippinghen
    @zippinghen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    me when i am watching this alone: normal jschlatt
    me when my dad came in the room: 14:03

  • @markkaluzhskii4095
    @markkaluzhskii4095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:05 my man aint a simp

  • @casp3564
    @casp3564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    the day that schlatt plays survive the internet is the day that twitter fucking implodes

    • @liahmmessinger3753
      @liahmmessinger3753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whats that?

    • @queenofclubs4927
      @queenofclubs4927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      its a game basically where people cancel each other. It's funny as heck, but very difficult to not get cancelled

    • @lordofthemehmehs
      @lordofthemehmehs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You were right lol

    • @utubesgreat7777
      @utubesgreat7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's the future like?

  • @therealm1ck
    @therealm1ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    "Child Friendly"
    What about the Steel Toe incident Schlatt, what about those poor women.

    • @fireferretlord884
      @fireferretlord884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hello, i am new around here, what exactly happened

    • @therealm1ck
      @therealm1ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@fireferretlord884 wanna know why they call him the Steel Toe?

    • @insanejay3777
      @insanejay3777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ah the Steel Toe Incident of 1999. So many Orphans for Techno to slaughter that day..

    • @fridge-ghost
      @fridge-ghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ah of course, the incident. the one that left many in shambles

    • @Unreachableparadise
      @Unreachableparadise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fireferretlord884 you wouldnt want to know

  • @rainbowjar3321
    @rainbowjar3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:32 that goddamn smile

  • @Greendogblue
    @Greendogblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm so happy Charborg is in this, he's so underrated

  • @StacyMcCabe
    @StacyMcCabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    “Is that a rape whistle” choked on water

    • @sebastianalvarado2390
      @sebastianalvarado2390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was the same when they said AirPod lol

    • @willy9473
      @willy9473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why tf did you choke

    • @StacyMcCabe
      @StacyMcCabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@willy9473 laughing

    • @arquebusier.
      @arquebusier. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they meant drake whisyle as it looks very familiar

    • @StacyMcCabe
      @StacyMcCabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf why do I have so many likes

  • @juliag3071
    @juliag3071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    “It shoots itself in the head it’s not gonna do it again right”
    -Schlatt 2021

  • @dantheman5676
    @dantheman5676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always felt like an outsider in my family. Especially with my older sister. She was always better than me, and was always insulting me all my life. Whenever I tried to do anything new or to be good at something, she'd always tell me how awful I was at everything. She had everything I wanted, pretty, smart, great artist, popular, She had my parent's love and pride, and they'd give her all the money and anything else she wanted, while they still refuse to let me go to college. I had social anxiety, I did have one thing over her, a cat. I found a baby kitten outside, very clean looking with no claws, so I assumed it had an owner. I put up signs and asked all my neighbors, but no one claimed her. So I took her in. She was beautiful, and everyone wanted to play with her and pet her, but she only wanted to be around me, she followed me everywhere and only let me play with her. I finally felt wanted, even if it was just a cat. I cried to her, I talked to her, and even though she couldn't understand me, I felt understood for once. My sister hated the cat, at first she thought it was cute, but the cat would always run away from her, so she started getting mad that it was always inside and whenever she saw the cat, she'd throw it outside, despite me warning her multiple times that the cat had no claws and couldn't defend herself. One night, my younger brother told me my sister had droven over my cat. It was already dead when he found it, and I knew it must be my sister who let her out because she was the only one who threw her outside. I fell on the ground, I couldn't stop crying and hyperventilating, I had to keep hitting my chest to breathe. My brother buried the cat, I couldn't look at her once. I still regret that, but in the moment, it felt like she could still be alive if I didn't look at her dead. My eyes were bloodshot and red, and my face was incredibly swollen for 2 days afterwards from all my crying. The next day was my sister's birthday, and she was having a party. My parents asked me to make decorations and I'd made them all before my cat died, in fact that's the reason I wasn't watching her that night. I would've been fine, I wouldn't have snapped, I even put up all the decorations, if my sister hadn't come up to me, looked me in my clearly swollen face with bloodshot eyes, and said, "Take down the banner. Your handwriting looks bad." I went into the garage, and ripped the banner, I ripped all my decorations into pieces, I threw the cake on the ground and took my parent's present to her, a nice tea set, and smashed it on the ground. I came inside, looked her in the eyes and said, "I hate you so much. You couldn't handle having one thing love me more than you, huh? I wish you were dead instead." Walked into my room, and slammed the door. No one came in for hours, I expected my parents to come and yell at me, but when someone finally came in, it was my sister, and she was crying. She looked at me and apologized. She told me all her life she felt like she had to be perfect and nothing less, our parents put so much pressure on her, and she always took the anger out by being mean to me. She always though deep inside, we both still loved each other and what she did wasn't affecting me too much, but when she heard me say that to her, she realized just what she had done. How she made me feel and how she had taken away the one thing I had. She realized she had made me hate her. I found out the last few hours I had been in my room, she had called off the party, and cleaned up the garage. We had a heart to heart for a few hours and we became close again after that night along with the rest of my family.The weird thing was, I asked her why she put the cat outside that night and she said she hadn't. I remembered that night my parents weren't home, and my sister was in the garage all night, cleaning and moving stuff around. She wasn't in the living room once, and my brother was helping her, while I was in the kitchen making decorations. If either of them had come inside, I would've seen. My sister left though the garage door to go to the store as well. I know this probably isn't true, but it gives me great peace to believe in my heart that everything happens for a reason, and my cat died for the purpose of bringing my family together, and nothing could've stopped that, even with no-one opening the door.

  • @mocapcow2933
    @mocapcow2933 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rewatching this, love Nick, bro has become one of my favorite youtubers.

  • @dexxboii3080
    @dexxboii3080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "Dream breathed so I don't have to" is an excellent quote

    • @misteruncanny
      @misteruncanny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially with that image

  • @jasminemiller4848
    @jasminemiller4848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    “I’m with 5 men in a funny competition” god I love her

    • @awesomecoolguy8857
      @awesomecoolguy8857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Why do you like women?

    • @funnymayo7049
      @funnymayo7049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@awesomecoolguy8857 True True

    • @gbrea6137
      @gbrea6137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A foonay competition

    • @unlacedshoe3696
      @unlacedshoe3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@awesomecoolguy8857 women

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@unlacedshoe3696 now laugh

  • @heroicdoorknob8868
    @heroicdoorknob8868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Swaggersouls and Schlatt is wonderful. SwaggerSchlatt.

    • @FilmBucket
      @FilmBucket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Schlaggersouls

  • @Adampazaz
    @Adampazaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:46 new valve logo looks great!

  • @finnrby
    @finnrby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Schlatt, the only person who I'll watch a sponsorship for instead of skipping it.

    • @fluidcultist2591
      @fluidcultist2591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Him and internet historian

    • @htw1230
      @htw1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Internet historian too

    • @xwxnum
      @xwxnum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And internet comment ettiquette

  • @blackbob1576
    @blackbob1576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    9:36
    Minx: My forehead is not big!!
    Jschlatt: Neither are your t*ts

    • @Frost-fb1gz
      @Frost-fb1gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He killed her man.

  • @lilyyyy7306
    @lilyyyy7306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing

  • @dootlime
    @dootlime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:11 this is the best part to any ad i've ever seen

  • @GanerRL
    @GanerRL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    8:40 based

  • @sev1011
    @sev1011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Never thought I'd almost die to a response such as "Is that the cheese?"

  • @KaiTheArtizt
    @KaiTheArtizt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Finally a TH-camr who doesn’t mind being offensive but can (probably) be respectful

  • @bossbombboy9547
    @bossbombboy9547 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how at 11:28 minx was the only one to vote minx's ugly ass voice

  • @MaxiiSMP
    @MaxiiSMP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4856

    I know for a fact if Schlatt found you crying in the bathroom he’d say “get outta here with that depression shit” then ask if you’re ok-

    • @echospeaks6398
      @echospeaks6398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Your name is so fucking funny

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You are right-

    • @partygoblynn
      @partygoblynn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Speaking from experience?

    • @MaxiiSMP
      @MaxiiSMP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@partygoblynn no sadly

    • @mynameisbef5854
      @mynameisbef5854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      he'd be the guy that goes "you're not ugly, just not that pretty either, mediocre" tryint to comfort you but really failing

  • @K_J_Coleman_Composer
    @K_J_Coleman_Composer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    "Hi, my name is Convicted Felon. But you can call me Connie."

    • @jacklfitz
      @jacklfitz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good Time (A24, 2017)

  • @RibbitRibbit721
    @RibbitRibbit721 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    charborg is the perfect chaotic neutral person for this game

  • @snynn
    @snynn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.

  • @Edgelord9000
    @Edgelord9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Schlatt's real laugh sounds so sarcastic I don't even know what's real anymore.

  • @ryana28_76
    @ryana28_76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3790

    Schlatt- “I got the most child friendly people I know”
    Also Schlatt- *doesn’t invite Carson*

    • @zeddperm3031
      @zeddperm3031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      whos carson

    • @desiiwezzii
      @desiiwezzii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@zeddperm3031 I- who is that old man?

    • @anonymoose2650
      @anonymoose2650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@zeddperm3031 I think that’s the point-

    • @JayArr96
      @JayArr96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      @@zeddperm3031 Give him a minute, boys. He’ll eventually get the joke...

    • @Andy-cx1dv
      @Andy-cx1dv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      This took me too long to understand

  • @waluigistan7278
    @waluigistan7278 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wow, I'm shook. A video in which I genuinely feel bad for Minx.

  • @grease1950
    @grease1950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im glad charborg is playing with these guys now. He is funny as hell.

  • @freyaschenberg1225
    @freyaschenberg1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    the cheeky little smile schlatt does when holding his wallet before doing an ad is legitimately one of my favourite things, i really don't mind watching his ads bc of that

  • @MaWka_Ch.
    @MaWka_Ch. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    "FUTA"
    "Is that the cheese?"
    I'm dying lmao

  • @chaseb.4811
    @chaseb.4811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:36 I would’ve put tomfoolery and repercussions

  • @rwrunning1813
    @rwrunning1813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:54 t o m a t o

    • @Shibbity
      @Shibbity 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      T O M A T O

  • @dan__.
    @dan__. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    “Most child friendly people” proceeds to bring minx
    Edit: for all of the people saying that was the joke I already knew that I just found it funny

    • @asamakowski8316
      @asamakowski8316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Good thing it wasn’t Carson 😳

    • @dan__.
      @dan__. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Nqnix I know I just found it funny that he said that

    • @dan__.
      @dan__. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@asamakowski8316 yeah wonder what’s happening with him

    • @loumey74
      @loumey74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dan__. hopefully hes talking to someone and not coming back to youtube ( not cause i hate him but it seems to be the source of his issues )

    • @baguette7014
      @baguette7014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@asamakowski8316 Carson is very child friendly

  • @pinkstarliight
    @pinkstarliight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "who needs women"
    schlatt: *nods*

  • @winsome6973
    @winsome6973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:00 RIP MINX