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@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me that is literally copy and pasted from another time you replied with that, i can tell because both times you put both a period and a comma instead of just a period
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@@The8B1tWarrior if they didn’t wanna joke after the Carson drama, then they wouldn’t make 20 jokes about pedophiles after 😂 (and lowering age of consent)
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@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me Maybe try capitalizing on other popular youtubers and break the system. Make funny compilations of the dream smp. Or secret lore bullshit. Capitalize on them for subs under people's noses and give them what they want instead of annoyingly begging for it. If your that desperate, that is.
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@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me Does it look like anyone cares? No. Stop begging for subs in the comments section expecting people to care.
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me that is literally copy and pasted from another time you replied with that, i can tell because both times you put both a period and a comma instead of just a period. also why the fresh hell would your parents even care if people subbed to your account that has no content
I'd like your comment but it is currently 420 likes... well, by the time you read this it probably won't: someone made that decision, and now they have to live with it.
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You can't cancel someone who refuses to care what others think. He's a genius. I would argue Swagger is much worse in overall quality of being offensive though. Dude is committed to saying fucked up shit and is hilarious for it.
am i the only person who thinks this is really inappropriate to joke about when their friend carson just got publicly exposed for grooming a 15 year old or something
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@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me My uncle promised me he would stop touching me if you deleted your channel, so i would appreciate it if you could help me out a little bit.
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@@pvzheroesproplayer3449 it wasnt even towards you. The other guy asked so I told him to look it up. Obviously you didnt ask you didnt even reply on this comment to begin with
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When Schlatt raps it's like its the first time he has ever read the lyrics, even though he wrote them himself. My theory is tha t his brain just shots off and lets the gay and racist instincts take over
POV: You’re Watching JSchlatt Videos And Are Drastically Searching The Comments Trying To Find A Comment That Isn’t: *”Truly Disgusting, That Some People Would Do This Horrible Thing.”*
“the Most Gay award”
*strategically cut to where you can’t see schlatt getting it*
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I enjoyed that part
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me that is literally copy and pasted from another time you replied with that, i can tell because both times you put both a period and a comma instead of just a period
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me worst place to advertise. stfu lol
@@iamstablefn nobody cares
“no more children alright?”
seconds later: “BUCKLE UP BECAUSE IM TAKING YOU TO CHILDREN TOWN”
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@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me people dont care about you lol
Congrats that's the joke
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@@sperinthalakkat9831 are u on the wrong comment...
Corn
(it's a reference to the video, watch it to understand )
I like that one! Thank you Charborg :)
Thank you for helping me!!
C o r n
"Buy some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn, ÆAAAAA"
Remember that time when corn?
I genuinely want to see them try to be family friendly, we can only imagine how it'd go
It went horribly wrong
i like to think they make an attempt every single time and it always fails
AnhDlC
Mmgds😭
]]p
wouldnt go well
I love how the “Child” image was the constant fear throughout the presentations
well children are scary
After callmecarson they don't wanna joke
They gotta tread lightly after the Carson shit🤣
.
@@The8B1tWarrior if they didn’t wanna joke after the Carson drama, then they wouldn’t make 20 jokes about pedophiles after 😂 (and lowering age of consent)
should've named the video "we made this game kid friendly"
So kid friendly we called it children town
A bit too friendly...
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Did it do the thing
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me
Maybe try capitalizing on other popular youtubers and break the system. Make funny compilations of the dream smp. Or secret lore bullshit. Capitalize on them for subs under people's noses and give them what they want instead of annoyingly begging for it. If your that desperate, that is.
"The 'forbidden meat' comes from which animal?"
"My Uncle."
NOOOOOO YOU SAID THE THING
I thought one of them was gonna say "My Uncle"
was waiting for tht to be one of the answers lmao
Saame
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“I’m gonna buy a nice cat, and I’m gonna forget any of this shit ever happened...”
Aged like fine wine
wait how
@@anna9797 he has a cat now
@@DaveMoment Aweee, that's unexpectedly cute :D
@@deadmanrang his nickname is JCatt and he actually called it that in a video
Jcatt
>Demands more dog racism
>”Ghost costume” dogs
>"wizard" dogs
>”KKK-9’s”
"No more children this time."
"Buckle up, because i'm taking you to Children Town."
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@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me lmao nah
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@@iamstablefn bruh stfup
Roses are red, gotta hit that dab, diddlin kids, is really bad.
Jesus Christ
Ayo hey man love your vids
I have arrived
I could see Schlatt’s mouth go dry when he saw the child image
you know its gonna be a good video when the first comment you see is "Jesus Christ"
*jesus Christ*
"I may still be depressed, at least I have my upvotes, you know?"
- Every redditor ever
lmfao yea
That's the joke
Too many cooks
**Reads title**
*_No, no I don't think you will._*
LMAO YEAH
reddit moment
i gave the 1000th like, now give the kids back
@@feefe6483 the kids are going anywhere
@@feefe6483 The kids are mine, they aren't being returned any time soon.
Made this game wholesome.
Meanwhile Schlatt: I'm Mister Lister the Sister Fister
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@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me that is literally copy and pasted from another time you replied with that, i can tell because both times you put both a period and a comma instead of just a period. also why the fresh hell would your parents even care if people subbed to your account that has no content
LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! th-cam.com/video/5at079xgGX4/w-d-xo.html
.
That shit is engraved in my brain after binging like all of Kryoz’s videos
“Rebuild your fallen kingdom- no not that one “ - Jschlatt
What a rascal
How this only got 2 comments
And that was when I ruled the land...
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Did anyone else notice he whimpered too?
I was surprised when there wasn’t an uncle joke on the forbidden meat question
Me too, lmao
Ground beef. I said it :)
:)
SAME
I thought they'd say Jared Fogul again
“Wholesome” is not how I’d describe corn in space
The space*
jshatt
On the space*
schlatt: holds up wallet
everyone: let me guess, ridge wallet?
schlatt: nope, king of avalon
why would it be ridge wallet if he wasn't using one? nah but on a side note I find it interesting how Schlatt gets sponsored by the most random shit
@@GWPetersFilm he holds up his current one and throws it
@@GWPetersFilm you get 2 seconds to look.
Honestly ridge wallets are nice
Schlatt and Everyone: makes extremely offensive jokes
Everyone: *laughs*
Minx: also makes offensive jokes
Everyone "oh God"
he also cuts out her raps LMAO
unlike schlatt, minx is not a wimp
@@meow10dew no?
@@castorhyfsat858 yup🙄🤚
@@meow10dew minx had as many raps as everyone else dude
"Buckle up, because i'm taking you to children town."
Carson King: some time in the 21st century
@@clockjaw5189 LMFAO
@@clockjaw5189 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DIDNTTT
@@clockjaw5189
LMAOOO
Carson: LETS HIT IT!!
So glad these guys played with such a small streamer like schlatt, he needs the help
I’m glad he’s been getting so much attention lately
Maybe we could get big guy on to help our little side burns boy schlagg
Yeah I didn’t even know he existed until today
Amen 💅😔
@@Jam-cw7tq what
“Schlatt” and “Wholesome” in a sentence is something I never thought I’d hear
theweeklyslap
Schlatt is not wholesome
Lol
Schlatt isn’t wholesome, but the guy behind it often is
Compilation channels would beg to differ
wait "schlatt" isnt in the title so technically they aren't in the same sentence
There’s gonna be a day when schlatt takes out his wallet for his sponsor and it’s ridge wallet
I can’t wait
a ridge wont be able to hold all of the money he has
@@MattZakaryan His -$90,000 dollars.
.
YEAH ALSO HELLO MISFITS PFP
7:30 "No children this time"
Literally not even a second later: *"BUCKLE UP, CAUSE I'M TAKING YOU TO CHILDREN TOWN"*
i like spn too :)
Only schlatt would have his Christmas tree still up.
it was probably recorded a while ago
@@mydude7601 he still had the tree up on jacks stream :,)
Mine is still up lmao in to lazy to take it down
@@paiglyngd3696 Nothing wrong with that. i love Christmas
Christmas trees are cool man
We’re not gonna talk about how schlatt got the “most gay award”?
Who else would it have gone to
@@realperson9104 true
gayschlatt
he likes men
Well he did say this...
2:11
So yeah
why tf does he decorate for christmas a month later
Its what big guys do
His existence is simply to powerful to keep up with mortal times
hes a powerful man
hes just built different
why tf not
"I'm gonna buy a nice cat and I'm gonna forget any of this shit ever happened."
Schlatt wasn't kidding.
He never is
Soup
I'd like your comment but it is currently 420 likes... well, by the time you read this it probably won't: someone made that decision, and now they have to live with it.
@@nihilisticalbino fear not, I have read your comment before the funny number disappears. Thank you for your efforts :).
669th like
Schlatt: We made this game so wholesome!
5 minutes later: More Racism!
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me no she didnt stfu
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Leave
@@iamstablefn id rather you shut up
True, why tf is this shit in my recommended
“I’m gunna buy a nice cat and forget any of this happened.”
**Jambo has joined the game**
Soup*
*Jambo
Soup
Soup
Soup :pepega: :clap:
"We made this game WHOLESOME!"
Everyone: *Concern*
More like *CORN* cern
@@honeydewof7975 goddamit, you got to it before I could
@@bradonlastname4494 they do say great minds think alike
@@honeydewof7975 Come down today, and try some corn!
and we will sacrifice your newborn.
*WOOO-*
@@thememeguy2135 Not today! Satan 😟
After several months, Schlatt finally fulfilled the "I will get a cat and forget this shit ever happened" prophecy
But did he forget this shit ever happened?
@@Fool_Bait true
hey.. fellow wings of fire fan?
@@canamegirl52 yessir
"I am still depressed but at least I got my upvotes" - Schlatt.
every redditor
@@mrcasanova785 lmao yes
SCHLATT ONLY CARES ABOUT LIKES ABD VIEWS??!! HOW DARE HE!!!!
r/teenagers
“Wholesome”
Schlatt your friends can’t be wholesome we know and forgive u
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me no
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me damn that’s crazy
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What do you mean. This was clearly wholesome. I watched this with my uncle.
LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! th-cam.com/video/5at079xgGX4/w-d-xo.html
"Gathered a group of respectable people"
My first thought was "Oh so Minx isn't here today"
im d e a d
@@noobo569 rip
You did Minx like that 💀
I thought that too gosh, i thought hed be like “.. a group of respectable people.. and minx.”
I noticed that on his last video, he gathered “child friendly” people. That was the first jackbox video Carson was not in.
4:00 he bought the nice cat and forgot about the presentation. Truly a man of his word.
Who else to make a game wholesome but our wonderful president
No longer president of Manberg, though
@@temperatetimes it’s unfortunate
Our glorious dictator
46
@@Okay1 ok👍
the depression slideshow vote bit is actually just a creative reimagining of America's got Talent
LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! th-cam.com/video/5at079xgGX4/w-d-xo.html
It's always painful watching them rap, but like a car accident, I can't look away
Ba - doom cha
*plane
One of my favorite bits is the sadistic smile while holding up a leather wallet before any sponsor segment.
Also when he shoots Jakob in the ad read to prove that schlatt is the king we need and deserve
Sometimes the jokes aren’t even funny but I laugh anyways because the laughter is contagious
yeah the jokes are so out of pocket but I fw it
It's like when Schlatt is being gay, I can't help it.
laugh tracks but on youtube
Who needs comedy when you have laugh tracks
It's like he's trying to speedrun being cancelled.
the more he gets cancelled, the more power he gains, it's all part of his plan
You can't cancel someone who refuses to care what others think. He's a genius.
I would argue Swagger is much worse in overall quality of being offensive though. Dude is committed to saying fucked up shit and is hilarious for it.
There's no way anybodys gonna be beat jersey e-girls record tho
am i the only person who thinks this is really inappropriate to joke about when their friend carson just got publicly exposed for grooming a 15 year old or something
@@LH-wd5yq first of all you need to do your research and second of all, they’re internet personas, it’s not how they act in real life.
I love that Schlatt hypes up everyone’s rap verses with lil comments like “damnnn” or “ohh shit!”
Schlatt: no more children this time
Fitz, who made the presentation: uhhhhh....
Can we just talk about how schlatt is actually good at making sponsor games sound entertaining
agree, he definitely need more subs
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@@cyh..7 im not sure what 4-2 means but here u get a sub
LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! th-cam.com/video/5at079xgGX4/w-d-xo.html
The fact that schlatt genuinley doesn’t care about his sponsor is hilarious
The titel: We made this game WHOLESOME!
The video: *Fitz talking about how his uncle touched him as a kid leading everyone to making uncle jokes.*
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me My uncle promised me he would stop touching me if you deleted your channel, so i would appreciate it if you could help me out a little bit.
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Shlatt: No children this time
Nick: Buckle up, cause I’m taking you to children town!
He really did get that monkey lamp he was talking about
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me no
I want it, any idea where I can get it?
LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! th-cam.com/video/5at079xgGX4/w-d-xo.html
@@godsdrunkestdriver8438 amazon
Bots are gay, stop spamming this guy's comment
The way he smiles while holding his wallet could cure covid instantly
yes
I feel like Schlatt and Minx could be in their own sitcom. Like who tf wouldn’t watch that, that’s gotta be the purest form of comedy ever
3:41 Minx is hilarious actually
The ol' set em up and knock em down
Why is nobody mentioning the
“I’m as rich as a gold digger” “I should probably stop rapping” joke???
Somethings are better left aside
That was gold
Why did he stop, what's so bad about vigour?
@@rhysjoyce4406 what??
@@rhysjoyce4406 ayo you think I’m trying to cancel him or some shit?
Love that Schlatt cuts away right as the most gay award shows up but you immediately see him with the award.
Fits said “I’m not voting for any more uncle jokes” as he votes for one
"I'm taking you to children town" *EPSTEIN INTENSIFIES*
who's epstein
@Flaccid baby teeth if you know you know
@@Forlorn_Overseer look it up I'm not good at explaining things
@@slightlyspoiledmilk didn't ask
@@pvzheroesproplayer3449 it wasnt even towards you. The other guy asked so I told him to look it up. Obviously you didnt ask you didnt even reply on this comment to begin with
"Nick no children"
*•Buckle up, because I'm taking you to children town*
i was fucking dying when i saw that
I laughed at “Jared Fogle” while taking a drink and sprayed Dr. Pepper out of my tear ducts it burns it burns
WHAT THE FUCK ARE U GOOD
Sir u good?
We need an update.
How are you now???
Guys i think they're dead
Everyone’s talking about his christmas decorations but no ones talking about the hologram gorilla in the intro
Monke
the man likes monke
It's a gibbon
0:28 the funniest moment by far. Nothing will beat this
"We made this game WHOLESOME!"
**Kryoz talking about needing more racism**
segregation is pretty wholesome ngl
wholesome af
@@joekerr5418 reddit wholesome award
I didn’t think it’s was possible for schlatt to be wholesome
Shungite
AHHHHHH!! I love your pfp!!
Heyyy an oompa fan
shungite
I see you are a man of culture as well
"I'm still depressed but atleast i got my upvotes y'know" redditors in a nutshell.
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Therapist: Schlatt being a softie isn't real, it can't hurt you
Schlatt: being a softie 1:31
Edit: Holy shit thanks for the likes :D
XD
Gay
@@noxdova Gayschlatt confirmed?
I’ve payed this so many times it’s black like I can’t see it
@@biggusdickus9125 *scatman*
Hey big guy there’s a channel called “Big Guy” he looks kinda like you
I know right?! Tbh I think Jschlatt’s taking his content
LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! th-cam.com/video/5at079xgGX4/w-d-xo.html
I feel people are gonna get r/wooosh ed
@adrian ikr such a dumb mistake smh
It’s a fan page or jschllat himself
lol
lol
lol
Thankyou Jawsh
I lol’d too Josh! Wow we have so much in common!
lol
Love that minx has been in so many of his videos lately, she’s super funny
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me How to not grow a youtube channel
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me ur parents gay
women aren't funny
@@NiniTheGOAT anime profile pic = no rights sorry
@@doublenaut443 so true
“I’m going to buy a nice cat, and forget any of this shit ever happened”
He planned Jambo
"The forbidden meat come from what animal?"
Me at home: MY UNCLE
LOOK WHAT JSCHLATT DID !!! th-cam.com/video/5at079xgGX4/w-d-xo.html
I was thinking about this lmao
@@kateavrill pffffft, thinking is for neeeeerds. We're not allowed to think at the Jschlatt Cult
Schlatt: “We made this game wholesome!”
Me: *Doubt*
schlatt lifting his wallet with a smile gave me so many flashbacks -
"Im gonna buy a cat and forget this ever happened"
The prophecy has been fulfilled
Schlatt: I know I'm doing this sponsorship for money and so do you
Sponsers: what happened here? Must've been the wind
Up next:
We made this game into a WAR CRIME!
"I named my dragon Big Guy... because I love guys."
Gayschlatt intensifies
Pampampempampararampampampempamperaram
my man
7:29
No children this time
*Top Ten Sentances said Before Disaster*
Schlatt: We made this game WHOLESOME
Everyone: nah
*I M T A K I N G Y O U T O C H I L D R E N T O W N*
title: we made this game wholesome
the video: “my uncle touched me”
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Family bonding so wholesome
9:03 love how it says The Most Gay Award then you see schlatt winning with it
"no children this time"
"buckle up cause im taking you to children town"
Schlatt is a king kong supporter look at the gorilla desk light :flushed:
:flushed:
:flushed:
:flushed:
Ok discord user :stuffed_flatbread:
:flushed:
17:38
Genuinely expected one of the answers to be “My uncle”
Same lol
there’s nothing more enjoyable than just seeing schlatt’s discord picture pop up for a second just saying “bing” at 14:03
This is literally wholesome, which I'd never thought Schlatt can be THIS wholesome... wowiez I'm surprised lol
When Schlatt raps it's like its the first time he has ever read the lyrics, even though he wrote them himself. My theory is tha t his brain just shots off and lets the gay and racist instincts take over
@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me tell yo mama to raise no clout chaser
think schlatt might have to research what "wholesome" means
Schlatt: I'm gonna by a cat and forget this ever happened
Schlatt a year later : J A M B O
The absolute frenzy when the brain tower showed up is everything
THAT BIT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
"We made this game wholesome"
30 seconds in and Shlatt already has a gun
0:10 holy shit he finally has sunlight in his room lmao
POV: You’re Watching JSchlatt Videos And Are Drastically Searching The Comments Trying To Find A Comment That Isn’t: *”Truly Disgusting, That Some People Would Do This Horrible Thing.”*
the opposite
@@DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR ...You *What?*
Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing.
YEA
Truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing
*Minx makes a funny joke*
Schlatt and his Doctor Pepper: *spits*
12:27 The radio sound effect makes me imagine this as a desperate radio warning to soldiers ahead of front lines.
15:54 Im surprised “Cornhub” wasnt an option
4:05 he went through with it, schlatt has a cat
I was looking for this comment lmao
the minx content slaps sm she's so funny
schlatt wearing the sinjin drowning merch is single handedly completing my life
Ikr right wen I saw that my life was complete
4:00 was really when we started foreshadowing Jcatt, wasn't it
3:55 little did he know he would literally buy a cat three months later