"I piss elements , and I shit sharp cheddar on the floor" is a statement with such an undescribable threatening aura about it that it really is one of the quotes of all time
And he randomly shows up with streamers 100x his size like it's nothing and becomes some entity that makes everyone crack up then either get confused who he is or they know who he is and they freak out knowing he just showed up in a random stream you didn't expect to see him in
My screen froze and I assumed that Schlatt was just sitting there staring into the distance, thinking. He is the only TH-camr that I ever would assume this of. I love Schlatt.
Incident No. 285 - The JSchlatt Screen Anomaly Viewers of the video “We made this game SPOOKY.” by the popular channel JSchlatt have experienced an anomaly in which at one part of the video(we are not sure which yet, as the users experiencing this anomaly didn’t really mind to document the timestamp in which this anomaly occurs) the screen freezes at a point when JSchlatt stares at the camera. Users believe this is just a funny glitch, but it is not, as our lead IT technicians on-base have studied. Our current hypothesis is that JSchlatt put some kind of technical curse on his video that affects 1 in every 1,848,650 viewers, which only leaves two victims. No negative or unusual occurrences have happened as a result of this anomaly- though it is possible it may still happen. We are currently studying this anomaly, and with any further breakthroughs we will update this case file.
@@jokingosprey666 Your report has been noted. We are currently investigating the Pope figure appearing in many “JSchlatt” videos, our current leading theory is that he is possessed. Many of our anomalies do point towards “JSchlatt”, including a very recently discovered one where many commenters report being unable to refer to the aforementioned “TH-camr” without using quotes.
i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember
"This is the last Schlatt Plays Jackbox Video until I Revamp The Series Into Something Better And Funnier And More Focused" I appreciate the effort and drive to keep reworking existing series and innovate, good work schlatt.
I like schlatt but I still can’t get over the fact that a human being actually has a beard like that for years now without cutting it down completely. I wouldn’t be able to survive with such a beard
Ahh 20 minutes of the finest 9/11 jokes, meanwhile content creators left and right get cancelled over some fucking lotion. Never change schlatt, fucking love this.
@@ArbiterPlus she got a sponsor for some shitty lotion but if people shovel shit like Raids Shadow Legends and other Chinese data-harvesting microtransaction-infested crap that’s okay? People need to lighten up on the cancelling, this shit has gotten way out of hand.
@@SemiGun There's a difference between a game (that some people may or may not enjoy) and a lotion that markets itself against something false. Also while you're not wrong about the Chinese data, Amerca has done it for years and they don't get the same backlash.
To clarify this a little more; Valkyrae, a huge Twitch streamer and TH-cam creator, released a skin product called RFLCT. The purpose of this product is to block gamers from the 'harmful' blue light that comes from your monitor. However, studies show that the blue light literally does not do anything negative to she skin. Basically, she's selling a useless product that advertises to her overwhelmingly young audience. Effectively, people are buying this because they want to have skin like hers, but they're getting scammed as the product does absolutely nothing. I agree, cancelling is horrible. However, advertising a virtually useless product to a young audience in hope they will one day be as "pretty" as her is just outright stupid. Hope this helps!
I love how Schlatt explains the game modes now. Months ago, I had to watch multiple jackbox vids before I stopped getting confused about what's going on and how the game works lmao
TheSportsGuru wdym? I just been watching his chip video and thought of more things he could do it with this one in particular came to mind bc Halloween! But I suppose he could’ve thought of it.
No? It was a comedic cut, if he didnt want it in there it would have been cut, and if he was worried about being cancelled he also would have cut out all the 1000 9/11 jokes lmao
I really wish there was an unedited version somewhere; it seems some of the funniest stuff gets cut out because Twitter would throw a little baby hissy fit.
5:39 Fun fact about that, there were several proposals put forward in the years after the September 11th attacks which involved rebuilding near-identical copies of the World Trade Center towers, albeit with better structural stability and 10-20 floors higher.
As a bisexual and transgender kid, I gotta say I absolutely love schlatt. I don't care how much twitter tries to 'cancel' him, hes such a fucking inspiration. He's helped me so much in life. I will forever and always be a schlatt supporter, and I'm proud to say it. Great work, big man! I'm proud you're working so hard(but don't overwork!), your videos make my day! Thank you, Schlatt.
I don't see why people are trying to cancel him, he's supportive of LGBTQ+, he doesn't say anything too controversial... Eureka, that's it, he lived in Texas for a bit. Ain't nobody that likes Texas except for Texas itself
@@HypaBeast have you seen how many are in this comments section? I'll report the first couple I see but I have better things to be doing. also James asked a question, the bots have been way more common recently and I do wonder why, since they've been around quite a long time
9:11 one of my favorite moments is how "Schaltt" complains about the Mac Miller answer, but is then revealed to have written the words "Mac Miller Dies"
hearing kryoz and mcnasty with jschlatt always wakes me up to the web that is entertaining as fuck content creators than can bring us such beautiful groups as this respectful to allow the jokes to roll out, and they do be rolling out
4:50 Here is my idea… *11/9* It is a remote that can remake 9-11 anytime you want… You wanna watch it again let this controller (that I definetly didn’t steal from the magic man above the clouds) change your timeline with godly powers and make it again however you like (Side note: it will happen you can only increase the chaıs factor)
God damnit that norm joke at the end. Once i heard the set up of the blood and bones looking for a brother I knew it immediately. Well done jschlatt keep his legacy going
The secret service is at my door
get out your g maul
Same, a Smith and Wesson 500 bone collector holding them back
Charborg please ask Criken to remember the channel password
Expected
Sucks 2 B U lol
"I piss elements , and I shit sharp cheddar on the floor" is a statement with such an undescribable threatening aura about it that it really is one of the quotes of all time
I'm putting that in my quote book
I feel similarly about "you can't touch me with a 10 ft air fryer"
p-p-p-please dont shit sharp cheddar on the floor.. and piss elements.. i beg of you, sir..
It gets my heart racing
Not even one of the best quotes. Just, one of the quotes
"2977 cases of lost life is a hard ass bar."
-Swaggersouls (2021)
@@nurazizahshizumi1725 oh yeah ill definitely click that
@@nurazizahshizumi1725 bruh the bots are out for weeb blood now
@@nurazizahshizumi1725 I love computer viruses
The bars maintaining the buildings structure weren't though
@@cartwheel76 my god, you my sir are different gravy
schlatt:no more 911 jokes
also schlatt: "is that a plane coming towards me? Uh oh."
“2977 cases of lost life”
"Both of those towers were destined to fall"
"Mmmm, towers"
11
“my father died on that fateful night”
the Norm MacDonald reference at the end
"he walked through blood and bones"
"yeah it was to see my brother, he was in Canada"
The entire video was a Norm Macdonald reference
What national tragedy
The more I learn about this 9/11 guy I start to not care for him as much
@@gnomesmellterribly7233 it’s okay you’ll hear schlatt steal more of his jokes soon don’t worry
The light was on
Schlatt: "Can we stop rapping about 9/11"
Also Schlatt 5 seconds later: *"2977 cases of lost life"*
Yes, that was the perceived joke
To be fair, 2977 cases of loss life is a hard as bar.
reyalt and yogase's comments have 9 and 11 likes as of writing this comment
Good job Shlurpur's fanbase
Yeah but that could mean anything
that is the joke ye
Schlatt really is the only dude who could make a single game fit every single adjective
What’s up checkmark
Hmm, second comment on a checkmark?
What's up checkmark
You are annoying
C H E C K M A R K P R I V I L A G E D K I D
14. They made 14 jokes about the event that happened on that day. That's about 1 every 70 seconds, and I laughed every time
That's 7 for each fallen tower
@@Dr_Hoops_McCann lmao
This reminds of the "Luther stole 40 forty cakes" meme
LMFAOOO
Schlatt: can we stop rapping about 9/11?
Also Schlatt: this is no Valentine this is a knife, 2977 cases of lost life
Charborg is the most casually funny person I’ve ever watched. This man is just naturally hilarious with zero effort, I absolutely love him.
"I am nuts I am picks up shit I eats it" is all time
Him and Slimecicle
And he randomly shows up with streamers 100x his size like it's nothing and becomes some entity that makes everyone crack up then either get confused who he is or they know who he is and they freak out knowing he just showed up in a random stream you didn't expect to see him in
Bro replaced Cargskin lmao
My screen froze and I assumed that Schlatt was just sitting there staring into the distance, thinking. He is the only TH-camr that I ever would assume this of. I love Schlatt.
my screen froze black too!
Incident No. 285 - The JSchlatt Screen Anomaly
Viewers of the video “We made this game SPOOKY.” by the popular channel JSchlatt have experienced an anomaly in which at one part of the video(we are not sure which yet, as the users experiencing this anomaly didn’t really mind to document the timestamp in which this anomaly occurs) the screen freezes at a point when JSchlatt stares at the camera. Users believe this is just a funny glitch, but it is not, as our lead IT technicians on-base have studied.
Our current hypothesis is that JSchlatt put some kind of technical curse on his video that affects 1 in every 1,848,650 viewers, which only leaves two victims. No negative or unusual occurrences have happened as a result of this anomaly- though it is possible it may still happen. We are currently studying this anomaly, and with any further breakthroughs we will update this case file.
@@asterglaceon I would like to report an occurrence at approx 2:20
@@jokingosprey666 Your report has been noted. We are currently investigating the Pope figure appearing in many “JSchlatt” videos, our current leading theory is that he is possessed. Many of our anomalies do point towards “JSchlatt”, including a very recently discovered one where many commenters report being unable to refer to the aforementioned “TH-camr” without using quotes.
"i walked through blood and bones to find my brother. he was in northern Canada" - the goat
RIP Norm
not gonna lie, that guy sounds like a real fuckin’ jerk
What a terrible name for an airline company it reminds me of that tragedy.
@@JoeBroo ahh don’t laugh about 9/11
I bet that Schlatt doesn't have a doghouse.
10:36 is the best Schlatt laugh I have ever heard, it's so darn genuine and he never expects it
This group is just splendid
honestly huge shoutout to charborg. homie has been in every video and he carries every time
@@jschlattLIVE who tf is charborg
@@jschlattLIVEThis is so cute.
@@jschlattLIVE frfr
@@jschlattLIVE what’s up checkmark
I like how they have fully embraced the twin tower jokes
same
just like how the flames embraced the towers
@@DessertArbiter exactly 💪
@@DessertArbiter god damn it. That was funny.
I hope they add it to RuneScape
5:42 i dont know what it was but the "whats that" had me gasping for breath for about ten minutes
Seeing jackbox make a return truly puts a smile on my face
I guess it’s just not a popular video without bots everywhere…
Cool thought! Do you know what the outro music is called?
@@Diprobase off topic
@@starwarsevilanakin Do you know what the artist is called too? I couldn’t find the it. Thanks for tell me though!
@@Diprobase no I dont
Love how Schlatt says stop with the 9/11 jokes and proceeds to make them himself.
whos schlatt? the guy in this video is “schlatt”
@@supercat4259 mmmmmhhh “schlatt”
@@supercat4259 what schalt do when jackbox why is schlatt here
He really said “stop….it’s my turn”
@@axelbrown552 lmao yeah
A little fun fact: the secret service investigates every death threat to the president, joke or not.
that skeleton looks polite. bet that’s what he’s been hiding since 1999
Schlatt and his group of friends do 9/11 jokes like they happened yesterday.
Such patriots. Taking “never forget” to a whole new level 🇺🇸🦅
that's funny because if they happened yesterday they'd be fucking gone in a nanosecond
it's been 20 years and still possible to get cancelled
Their patriotism crash landed so well
whos schlatt? the guy in this video is “schlatt”
@@supercat4259 Idk man, the only "schlatt" I know is "schlatt"
i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember i remember
"This is the last Schlatt Plays Jackbox Video until I Revamp The Series Into Something Better And Funnier And More Focused"
I appreciate the effort and drive to keep reworking existing series and innovate, good work schlatt.
Editor at 2:50 : Do not google MaterBater
Me: Googles Mater Bater
Also Me: *regret*
Sup checkmark
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My day has been blessed by McNasty, Schlatt, and Swagger
Geez man, so many bots. Here's a comment from a real person.
@@dgsezu thanks bro 😂
Dude, is that a pfp from SprayCan? @soccerplayah66
Look up charborg hes pretty funny too.
@@mortalsno4086 his rimworld vid was fucking hilarious
I like schlatt but I still can’t get over the fact that a human being actually has a beard like that for years now without cutting it down completely. I wouldn’t be able to survive with such a beard
yeah, okay God
Like you'd know anything about fashion. Your son walks around with nails in each limb carrying a cross.
@@RealElevenTimes It's called aesthetic!!
Schlatt: Please can we stop with the 9/11 jokes
Also Schlatt: Makes a mojority of the 9/11 jokes
whos schlatt? the guy in this video is “schlatt”
@@supercat4259 what
what
What
mojority
Ahh 20 minutes of the finest 9/11 jokes, meanwhile content creators left and right get cancelled over some fucking lotion.
Never change schlatt, fucking love this.
someone explain
@@ArbiterPlus she got a sponsor for some shitty lotion but if people shovel shit like Raids Shadow Legends and other Chinese data-harvesting microtransaction-infested crap that’s okay? People need to lighten up on the cancelling, this shit has gotten way out of hand.
@@SemiGun There's a difference between a game (that some people may or may not enjoy) and a lotion that markets itself against something false.
Also while you're not wrong about the Chinese data, Amerca has done it for years and they don't get the same backlash.
To clarify this a little more; Valkyrae, a huge Twitch streamer and TH-cam creator, released a skin product called RFLCT. The purpose of this product is to block gamers from the 'harmful' blue light that comes from your monitor. However, studies show that the blue light literally does not do anything negative to she skin. Basically, she's selling a useless product that advertises to her overwhelmingly young audience. Effectively, people are buying this because they want to have skin like hers, but they're getting scammed as the product does absolutely nothing.
I agree, cancelling is horrible. However, advertising a virtually useless product to a young audience in hope they will one day be as "pretty" as her is just outright stupid. Hope this helps!
@@SemiGun who?
Charborg: The worst he can say is no, right?
Kryoz: I’m the main course, you’re a soggy ham sandwich
I love how Schlatt explains the game modes now. Months ago, I had to watch multiple jackbox vids before I stopped getting confused about what's going on and how the game works lmao
That last Norm Macdonald joke tho. schlatt really was inspired by Nor
Loved it. I replayed it and went, "Did he just say what I thought he said?"
@@hamarzia4724 he did, my friend, he did
9:21 swagger reading the prompt no one is looking at and laughing with everyone else about something completely different is so funny
18:24 I always suspected Schlatt's comedy was inspired in some way by Norm. It's nice seeing you reference him here, RIP Norm
He's said on a podcast before that Norm is his biggest comedic influence
@@dumb2ducky which one? kinda wanna watch it lol
@@dumb2ducky which one
@@dumb2ducky commenting which one so i get notified if you respond
Who
If Runescape decides to sponsor Schlatt again I'll be more than surprised after that
whos schlatt? the guy in this video is “schlatt”
yeah idk why you though it was schlatt, it's obviously "schlatt"
fake fans istg 🙄🖐️ can't believe you don't even know this ugh /j
“You go back in time, and you watch it again!”
That one had me wheezing ngl
No one's talking about how adorable Schlatt's discord picture is
whos schlatt? the guy in this video is “schlatt”
@@supercat4259 stop- just stop mate-
@@supercat4259 PLS YOURE REPLYING TO EVERYONE SAYING THIS
@@supercat4259 what does this even mean??
@@ashfeather1273 Agreed, "he" really needs to "stop"
I’m ready for the ‘we made this game Christmassy’ for a Christmas jackbox video
chrisussy
more like
"we made this game festive"
Chrisussy
@@suzuhirose5365 amogus
festive
16:00 had me in the first half, then you started talking about eating platybussy
real
Could we perhaps get a “ranking all the different Halloween candies” I think that would be cool for the spooky season!
I hope he sees this, it'd be really cool
Cool idea
TheSportsGuru wdym? I just been watching his chip video and thought of more things he could do it with this one in particular came to mind bc Halloween! But I suppose he could’ve thought of it.
Id rather a ranking of the 2977 lost lives.
That Norm reference at the end was fucking fantastic
13:26 Charborg’s offended “what the fuck-“ always gets me
this was the first time i wasnt tempted to mash my arrow keys through the sponsor segment. Good job schlatt
the sheer stress from "Iron Man is coming to runescape" knocked me back 7 feet
Yeet
17:10 is a hard-ass bar
schlatt thinking about retiring.
denis defeancesco: yo the original king kong nuts is for sale.
schlatt: ... retirement can wait.
15:32 "All of my fans beg me to crawl, both of those towers were destined to fall" -Schlatt 2021
0:34 The moment I saw "Flavor Enhancer" I knew exactly what he drew.
"I get grossed out by fat women"
I feel like Schlatt took that bit out so that he wouldnt get "cancelled" again
He didn't put any Swaggersouls bits either lmao
Wait when did this happen
My thoughts exactly :/ It's a joke , but even if it wasn't (which isn't the case) ppl are allowed to have opinions :/
@@acid_tongue_4315 when was this ?
No? It was a comedic cut, if he didnt want it in there it would have been cut, and if he was worried about being cancelled he also would have cut out all the 1000 9/11 jokes lmao
Can someone send me a materbaiter mine broke
What's up checkmark
yeah i gotchu
having a checkmark and being liked by schlatt but still only 64 likes. feels bad but not rlly haha nick
what's up checkmark
Having checkmark but 4 replies is wild
7:43 thank you for the new invention Dr. Doofenshmertz
I really wish there was an unedited version somewhere; it seems some of the funniest stuff gets cut out because Twitter would throw a little baby hissy fit.
maybe like a high or mid tier patreon?
Not daddy closet touchy time 😭
15:55 so did the people in the buildings, Schlatt
5:39 Fun fact about that, there were several proposals put forward in the years after the September 11th attacks which involved rebuilding near-identical copies of the World Trade Center towers, albeit with better structural stability and 10-20 floors higher.
18:22 I appreciate the Norm quote, rest in peace
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that noticed
I can't believe Schlatt walked through blood and bones on the streets of Manhattan to find his brother, who was in northern Canada.
As a bisexual and transgender kid, I gotta say I absolutely love schlatt. I don't care how much twitter tries to 'cancel' him, hes such a fucking inspiration. He's helped me so much in life. I will forever and always be a schlatt supporter, and I'm proud to say it. Great work, big man! I'm proud you're working so hard(but don't overwork!), your videos make my day! Thank you, Schlatt.
I don't see why people are trying to cancel him, he's supportive of LGBTQ+, he doesn't say anything too controversial...
Eureka, that's it, he lived in Texas for a bit. Ain't nobody that likes Texas except for Texas itself
Same! (Except I'm pansexual, not bisexual)
I'm transgender too and also a schlatt supporter
@@justsomeonelookingfortheas5998 Hell yeah! Wanna be friends? I need some more friends
@@Eddieee-v6k of course I need some more friends too
Whenever Swagger and Mcnasty are in a video you know it’s gonna be good
8:26 that's defiantly something approaching the towers
Loved the Norm Macdonald reference at the end
Thanks Kanye East
That Norm Macdonald reference at the end was perfect
3:18 the fucking Dream face💀
I love the Norm MacDonald reference at the end
Rip
Love that Norm Macdonald reference at the end. Good shit 👍
16:06 platabussy
Nasty Schlatt and Swagger are so chaotic together and at the same time, completely in sync
whos schlatt? the guy in this video is “schlatt”
@@supercat4259 jshlockshlock is honestly funny
Jschlatt is uploading regularly, this makes me so happy.
Me too! I hope we haven’t jinxed it 😭💀
@@bethaniie_ we jinxed it :(
@@elenab9066 Ffsss 😭
@@elenab9066 WE JINXED THE FACT THAT WE JINXED IT
Let's just not say anything now PLMSLKSSKSJ
You spoke too soon
Schlatt paying tribute to Norm at the end is sick... you can tell a lot of Schlatt’s comedic style was inspired by him.
Schlatt definitely bought and scammed a few gf’s during his runescape days.
What's is the deal with bots these days
Airline food
@@gljames24 just report em instead of complaining
@@HypaBeast have you seen how many are in this comments section? I'll report the first couple I see but I have better things to be doing.
also James asked a question, the bots have been way more common recently and I do wonder why, since they've been around quite a long time
ayo this guy literally can just stop everything. even if he makes videos just for sponsorships its still appreciated due to his sheer unique humor
9:11
one of my favorite moments is how "Schaltt" complains about the Mac Miller answer, but is then revealed to have written the words "Mac Miller Dies"
Jschlatt and Swagger making that Norm McDonald reference at the end really hit me
whos schlatt? the guy in this video is “schlatt”
I wonder how many people noticed it
hearing kryoz and mcnasty with jschlatt always wakes me up to the web that is entertaining as fuck content creators than can bring us such beautiful groups as this
respectful to allow the jokes to roll out, and they do be rolling out
Just like the fire trucks were rolling out on September 11th
@@WindveilGT NO U DIDNT
SwaggerSouls sounds like he’s constantly trying to make a funny voice.
The norm joke at the end warmed my heart
15:06 THE ROBOT WAS PRETENDING
whatever you do, DON'T look at the whiteboard... scariest shit i've seen in months bro
i can literally just imagine like seconds later the ss knocks down his door like "joe biden just died and you're the main suspect"
have they tried turning President Brandon off and on again?
Probably should just write secret service my man.
You got me thinking 1943
SS so Schutzstaffel ?
Ich habe sieben Pfund nukleare Strahlung in meimem auto
I see Schlatt and the boys woke up and had that thought: "Ah, its a nice day to try get cancelled for a video" again.
whos schlatt? the guy in this video is “schlatt”
like he can get cancelled in the first place
@@alscaldes9200 exactly
5:43 "WHUTS THAET?"
that sentence in the sudden silence was hilarious
5:53 What kind of fucking cackle did swagger just make lmfao
These videos make my day every single time. I know you want to move onto bigger things, Schlatt, but please keep this series around.
4:50 Here is my idea…
*11/9*
It is a remote that can remake 9-11 anytime you want…
You wanna watch it again let this controller (that I definetly didn’t steal from the magic man above the clouds) change your timeline with godly powers and make it again however you like
(Side note: it will happen you can only increase the chaıs factor)
11/9 is the date I hit 1k
I took a vigorous swig of water, then read "I piss elements, and I shit sharp cheddar on the floor."
I spent the next minute choking and coughing
"This is no valentine this is a knife, 2977 cases of lost life" was kinda hard tho ngl
5:41
“Not a plane in sight.”
*realizes theres a plane in sight*
“W H A T S T H A T ? !”
I love John. 🤣
6:09 I used to think that this is what circumcision was.
I didn't even realized that _I_ was circumcised.
“9/11 airlines… what a horrible name for an airline. Reminds me of that tragedy.”
I miss your jackbox videos with the boys, please make more schlatt. These are some of my favorite videos on TH-cam.
That last second Norm reference warmed my heart. Miss that man.
15:21 Bottom left may be an issue
Best part is the norm joke at the end. RIP NORM
I give this episode 9/11
Schlatt: Why’d you have to do it
Also Schlatt: Made the words Mac Miller Dies 9:14
Love the Norm Macdonald joke at the end
Was going to say the video was an homage to Norm but then I remembered that’s just your whole channel
he walked through blood and bones
God damnit that norm joke at the end. Once i heard the set up of the blood and bones looking for a brother I knew it immediately. Well done jschlatt keep his legacy going
16:19 am I crazy or is this verse actually kinda hard
There are like 0 Swaggersouls bits, i’m scared of what that man said
honestly my favorite video series, each one is a masterpiece
I love how the first problem solver schlatt blurred the- uhhh manhood - yet you can still clearly see it 😂😂
2:42 *That's Real BTW ... and It's Horrifying ...*
What is it...
@@coughsyrupvibezz Fun looking Sxx Toy lmao 👃🏾💦
@@coughsyrupvibezzdo not search it up
charborg has gone from making gmod scooby doo to being a key member of this group, what a guy