Imagine falling asleep in front of the Tv, then waking up several hours later at like 1AM and seeing any of these ads playing. It would feel like a real life horror movie.
This just feels like I’m watching an SCP disguised as a shopping store that’s about 15 minutes away from having an MTF go in and get totally wiped out trying to figure out how to contain a floating hand constantly shooting commercials.
@@Idontknow-km5hp if we were to make it into one, we’d have to change from omega mart. Can still use the core idea, but as far as I remember, SCP wiki is pretty strict on no references
OMG, I didn't even look at it that way and I'm a pessimistic asshole myself. I totally thought it was more related to the products they sell. As in you have no idea what these products really are, what's in the physical store itself, or how many different products they may sell based on how many departments they may have. Maybe it's like a big ass Target with a grocery store kinda place. But that's just my American commercialism mind at work. What you came up with is by far more glorious. Real ominous considering Omega is the final letter in the alphabet. Like this is the last store you'll ever shop because these are all weird end of world products that don't make sense, end of days kinda thing... or simply, these mother fuckers at Omega Mart are gonna fuck you up real good if you don't shop there!
I'm just disappointed there's no real grocery store with ads like this: imagine advertising normal products and one or more cursed non-product. I would love that company.
Um... that's actually a very good definition for something that's high-quality art: if words *could* describe it, the artist's work would be redundant in a way. I use the criterion of "no words that could possibly describe how these (works of art) make me feel" when looking at large art collections or at art fairs. If I don't get goosebumps, there is no point of spending time on it...
This isn’t horror This is terror Horror is when you are temporally scared Terror is when you constantly fell un-nerved by the thing in question A good example of horror is five nights at fredies This is a good example of terror
They did such a good job making these look and sound vintage that I literally thought this was a thing that has been around for a while and I was unaware of it
@@member-berry-bonbons1124 As a person who grew up with with analog video, VHS, standard definition, interlacing and scanlines, it looked annoyingly fake to me. It doesn't look authentic, it looks like a high definition video with the contrast turned down, the exposure blown out, maybe a softening filter applied, and a very unrealistic "random" horizontal artifact.
_"You have no idea what's in store for you !"_ To regular customers just sound like a corpo's catchy slogan but to enemies or rivals of the company it sounds like a genuine threat or a warning, I like that premise.
@@Andrew982_ if you go to the real Omega Mart in Las Vegas it has quite a lot of lore in the back of the store. You can also buy the weird crap they sell.
The videotape tracking lines are the icing on the cake to make this look like an authentic video from the eighties! Super entertaining work, well done!
I bought some Lil’ Meow and now my cat is terminally ill despite enjoying it. Tuna rabbit doesn’t cause cancer though, only Pigeon Mouse. My bestie boight tuna rabbit and her cats aren’t sick
I love how ominous their slogan is. ''You have no idea what’s in store for you!'' It sounds both like a tagline and a threat. perfect phrasing that works both ways. (both as a catchy market slogan and as a horrible threat)
It's Omega, because it's not Beta Mart. Including it is a glitchy like 5th dimensional beings said " LET'S BECOME A STORE" and did it in the 3rd dimension.
@@MaoRatto its like just a pocket dimension outside of time and space where your reality can warp from the slightest accidents, like squeezing the bread and it makes a chew toy noise.
Actually been to Omega Mart in Las Vegas, pretty neat place. Lots of weird things to explore. Front looks like a regular market but certain areas (like the freezer section) lead to the back and its like being inside an alien spaceship.
i got the feeling that this was an alien outpost trying to disguise itself as a grocery store to learn more about humans and their culture and not quite succeeding.
Have you seen any Will McDaniels TH-cam video's or Scarfolk Council blog? They would both blend in quite nicely with the Omega Mart dimension.Although Scarfolk humor tends to get a bit darker.
I thought these commercials were fake too, until i looked up the place and it’s real! And then my brain was like: “Huh, maybe these are online exclusive ads (like you could only see these ads on the internet like as a TH-cam ad or on any website)” but when i saw this comment... i was genuinely surprised they took the time to put it on tv, imagine the people who saw the happy new years ad for the first time and then they jump when they hear the ending. Since most people who watch TV are elderly people, I think that might cause some heart attacks... But other than that, I’m impressed with the work done here. They have the mix of both creepy and hilarious at the same time.
I thought the commercials were for a creepypasta-like youtube thing. Like watch them in any order to get the whole story. Then found it was a real place that essentially that's what you actually do and went "Welp I know where I wanna go next."
“Guys we accidentally sold illegal lemons. We need them back what do we do?” “Um how about a PSA?” “Your fired” “What about a message with a sentient one eye lemon so they can give it back to us?” *genius*
When I first saw the thumbnail, I thought they were real ads. So I was gonna congratulate the creator on preserving lost media but this is so much better!
Imagine talking to an Omega Mart cashier. "I hope you're having a great day! Oh, don't mind the lemons. They don't like it when you stare at them for too long."
"Someone stepped on one earlier and seems to have phased halfway into the floor. Please avoid the area marked by ecru cones until our difficult spill specialists can clean up the mess. Have a nice day!"
I remember buying condoms from Omega Mart last week, and they were great! Granted, I still haven’t figured out how to take it off quite yet, but I’m sure that’ll sort itself out here soon!
It’s an art installation, but it functions like a real grocery store, in that you can actually buy the products there. There’s also hidden doors and slides, and a storyline to work through
I would say omegamart has the weirdcore style. But it's a real grocery store, just more kid like cause there's fun things to do when your parents are shopping. And the food is normal, just weirdly advertised
@@popolnocy When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! …with the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
This is what happens when you contract a advance weapons research company to design a bar-code scanner. They probably incorporated some classified weapons technology that was meant for the battle field.
The pig interrupting the slogan and loudly tooting had me fucking rolling, i never know how to take these art projects, am i meant to be scared or laughing?? Agjskdlv
The impression I get from these commercials is that despite being run by aliens, Omega Mart has a greater sense of accountability and responsibility than most Earth based corporations.
Well that's because their smarter than us... not because were humans, but because they've had to deal with all the mental contortions of a developing society, through internal crises which have brought most civilizations towards the Fermi Paradox... multiple times and survived! They're wondering if we'll survive the fake wokism and the mental contortions that must be going on to condone such irrational behavior that self-victimizes purely for the reason of being at another's expense, which they can capitalize off of.
Its been around for a while but its mostly just used to feed poor elderly people like my grandparents (only reason i know of it) so im just hoping it doesn't blow up and become some weird fad or something
@Fan of Leafnation you live in Russia. Death is constantly a hair's breadth away, and if a company isn't giving its cut to the mafia, it dissappears. Omega Mart would be able to operate with impunity so long as it gave Vladimir Putin the opportunity to profit from it.
@Fan of Leafnation ...You do realize OmegaMart isn't a real store, and these aren't real commercials, right? Edit: Apparently, no one is reading the rest of this thread, so I'll say it here too. I know it's a real PLACE, it's an art project pop-up type of thing. It's still not a real store, and these aren't real commercials, rather, advertising for the attraction.
I know I'm probably stating the obvious, but I ADORE the way this looks. What makes it so unsettling is that everything is mostly normal... besides the obvious. They're just like a regular commercial until they're not. For the most part, no jumpscares, just weird, unusual things that leave you wondering what the fuck you just watched. You could probably get someone unsuspecting to watch this easily because it hits so suddenly and so unexpectedly. THIS is the kind of stuff that gives you real chills and I LOVE it.
@@canon-de-75 I think jumpscares can be good if done right; they just got very overdone very fast. But I dunno, surreal stuff like this has always struck a chord.
Imagine your mom just thinks this is a casual store with a lot of short prices and then she just walks in and then there’s just a bunch of distorted things that she actually try’s to buy
I remember stumbling upon these at work two years ago. I was working a graveyard shift and bored out of my mind. I thought I stumbled upon some cursed forgotten archive of something and I was like "wow, these are incredibly creepy and uncanny. I love em!"
I like how you can tell that the "Lemons" used to be people are begin panicking once they fully realize what has happened to them shortly before an arm comes to get them.
@@ofexistence267 I think thats the most terrifying aspect of Interdimensional travlel stuf. imagen coming to a world that looks and feels normal, but then there just that one litel thing thats not right. :O like you just dont know with other dimensions, reality is strange enough as it already is, its what we got, and yet we can imagen so many other ways reality could be like.
It's like a friendly eldrich horror is trying to fit in around humans by pretending to be a grocery store. It read a book on 'How to grocery store for humans', but ended up skimming most of it and just looking at the pictures.
![Omega Mart Employee Training Video - Complete Course [FULL VIDEO]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QYw4UVzl84A/mqdefault.jpg)
“you have no idea what’s in store for you” is unironically a brilliant tag line for a shopping center
But in this context it feels so ominous lol
Yup
And it's true
@@robertbeauchamp4031 basically what I said
@@Ashley-hk6sz but this is kinda a museum
they seem genuinely concerned with everyone's safety but just don't know how to make something safe
lol
We'll never be safe
fr
"Nut free salted peanuts"
Yeah
Imagine falling asleep in front of the Tv, then waking up several hours later at like 1AM and seeing any of these ads playing. It would feel like a real life horror movie.
Nah just the lemon one
Everything seems fine but not the lemon one
Imagine waking up to the pig in the new years ad lol
*INTENSE BLOWING*
I’d just assume I’m dreaming
Imagine seeing this on the TV's of that scp ikea
“Nut free slated peanuts” just having salt pour out has to be one of my favorite jokes in these.
The 100% salt message on the packaging is just the cherry on top, or should I say, the nutless salted peanut on top.
$5,99 per gram is also the most expensive salt ever
This just feels like I’m watching an SCP disguised as a shopping store that’s about 15 minutes away from having an MTF go in and get totally wiped out trying to figure out how to contain a floating hand constantly shooting commercials.
This should actually be an SCP
@@Idontknow-km5hp if we were to make it into one, we’d have to change from omega mart. Can still use the core idea, but as far as I remember, SCP wiki is pretty strict on no references
Scp 3008 but a shopping centre
@@pbper I was gonna say 3008
It's just channel 58s ads
When life gives you lemons, make sure it’s not Omega Mart.
@Mikeu... what's in store for you
@@nickthequick0723 !
MAKE OMEGA MART TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!
Conquer ancient Rome from the safety of your cafeteria.
HIgd3 IM GONNA MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE OMEGA MART LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
I love how ominous their slogan is. “You have no idea what’s in store for you.” It sounds like a tagline and a threat.
It's to get people to buy it and threaten them
yeah, very much like a threat, now I’m wondering if that Omega Mart Lemon is still in there…
OMG, I didn't even look at it that way and I'm a pessimistic asshole myself. I totally thought it was more related to the products they sell. As in you have no idea what these products really are, what's in the physical store itself, or how many different products they may sell based on how many departments they may have. Maybe it's like a big ass Target with a grocery store kinda place.
But that's just my American commercialism mind at work.
What you came up with is by far more glorious. Real ominous considering Omega is the final letter in the alphabet. Like this is the last store you'll ever shop because these are all weird end of world products that don't make sense, end of days kinda thing... or simply, these mother fuckers at Omega Mart are gonna fuck you up real good if you don't shop there!
@@celebrityrog omg chill
Oh wow that’s the joke
I'm in love with the idea of just pouring salt in trick or treaters' buckets.
Either a trick or a treat
bro its not salt
its literally nut free salted peanuts 😂
@@shinylugiagames270 Ik, why would it be just salt? That's crazy!
@@HattedFool ikrr
Also, the kid who got my Glorbox loved it! He passed out! In fact, I passed out as well, it's that good!
There is no words that could possibly describe how these ads make me feel.
Feelings like that belong inside your Glorbox.
I'm just disappointed there's no real grocery store with ads like this: imagine advertising normal products and one or more cursed non-product. I would love that company.
Um... that's actually a very good definition for something that's high-quality art: if words *could* describe it, the artist's work would be redundant in a way. I use the criterion of "no words that could possibly describe how these (works of art) make me feel" when looking at large art collections or at art fairs. If I don't get goosebumps, there is no point of spending time on it...
They make me feel weak as if I was laughing but I'm not laughing
this makes me feel joyiflaughing
This is my favorite type of horror. no blood, no cheap jumpscares. It’s just the atmosphere.
same
@Julio Lopez idc tbh
yes thank you.
Same!! Does anyone know where I can find more?
This isn’t horror
This is terror
Horror is when you are temporally scared
Terror is when you constantly fell un-nerved by the thing in question
A good example of horror is five nights at fredies
This is a good example of terror
It's like aliens opened a store but can't fully conceptualize the human condition so all their stuff looks disturbingly off
OMEGA MART IS REAL
IVE BEEN THERE
@@badtriceratops1867 Yes, it is real.
Well, at least they know when to retract a product not suitable for our biology.
Surprising you are incredibly close to the story the omega mart walk through experience tells
You perfectly described our current stage of consumerism!
They did such a good job making these look and sound vintage that I literally thought this was a thing that has been around for a while and I was unaware of it
They didn’t have hand held scanners that looked like that until the 2000s.
@@davidthedeaf I see. But for real though, they did a really good job at making it seem like it's been around for a while.
@@member-berry-bonbons1124 As a person who grew up with with analog video, VHS, standard definition, interlacing and scanlines, it looked annoyingly fake to me. It doesn't look authentic, it looks like a high definition video with the contrast turned down, the exposure blown out, maybe a softening filter applied, and a very unrealistic "random" horizontal artifact.
@@rickr530 cool. Well I also grew up
With vhs and it looked pretty damn good to me
@Rick R youre the comic book guy from the Simpsons, aren't you
_"You have no idea what's in store for you !"_
To regular customers just sound like a corpo's catchy slogan but to enemies or rivals of the company it sounds like a genuine threat or a warning, I like that premise.
Dimensional traveler here: this is a normal store across the multiverse
Nice pfp
Please tell me that you're a therapist
Someone with an scp pfp, commenting something not related to scp on a video that sounds like an scp sounds impossible yet here we are.
Not just rivals. It sounds like one more innocent throwaway jingle at first glance, then you parse it out and it suddenly sounds sinister.
I love how the lemon realizes the danger its in when they say that it will be disposed of.
tbh i think its ment to be a pet
Save the sentient Lemon., because all sentient life matters.
"This item will be carefully disposed of."
"Your gonna do *WHAT* to me?"
its like that one spongebob episode where his house gets slurped down by uhhh I forgor
Its not like the lemon was like: "Talk to me lady, Im all ears"
I feel like Omega mart is some sort of inter dimensional being that genuinely just wants to be a supermarket
An SCP
I’m pretty sure that’s what the lore behind Omega Mart is.
@@insert_username_here This has lore? I thought it was just cursed commercials
@@Andrew982_ if you go to the real Omega Mart in Las Vegas it has quite a lot of lore in the back of the store. You can also buy the weird crap they sell.
SCP foundation would like to know your location
1:01 i love this little detail the lemon realizes that hes gonna get disposed of
Imagine asking an Omega mart employee where the snacks are and he says "They're in the hallway around the mini anti-matter bombs."
@Ender cat da best ah just the peeled skin from blisters
This sums up Omega Mart in a nutshell
Lol did you know there is an actual omegamart at the address on screen
@@shadowyt3769 Lol did you know we all knew
Lol
“Nut-free salted peanuts”
You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this
Finally a product for those of us who have allergies
salted peanuts are already nut free XD
That’s why Omega Mart is so awesome - They’re the perfect balance of Creepy/Funny
@@myld_panic4416 Yeah yeah, Mr. Technicality. We get it.
@@yosefdemby8792 this person is also nut-free salted peanuts
I kind of feel bad for that lemon. Man was just taking a nap and was told his entire species is going to be "disposed of"
I still have 2, they're reproducing at alarming rates, help.
@@Concerned_Custodian maybe a flamethrower will work but I just used a good ol hammer to bash there brains in
lemon demon
yeah, he looks harmless. i would give the man a head pat
Don’t worry, they’ll do it “carefully”.
The voice actor is 100% accurate to early 90s. The writing (lame jokes) and music are perfect.
Omega mart: "Your safety is important to us."
Also Omega Mart: *mixes lemon things with lemons*
What were the Omega Mart lemons..?
HURRR
ALSO: HURRR
you just gotta be missing a part of your brain to find this funny
@@lateraldamage8479 i have no idea tbh
THE NEW FNF LEMON DEMON
@@JordanHaydooonbhg his name is just demon but ok
"Oh-oh-oh, Omega Mart, you have no idea what's in store for you-u-u-u!"
I can't stop hearing it
BUY TICKETS NOW
*Blows party horn*
You're hired :)
I can’t stop hearing it either, please make it stop, please help me it’s getting louder
Sounds like threat
The lemon's eye widens when the lady says "carefully disposed of".
Lemon demon
@@monji6838 yes that is how lemon demon was born
The videotape tracking lines are the icing on the cake to make this look like an authentic video from the eighties! Super entertaining work, well done!
This looks like something that would play on a commercial break at the SCP foundation
They got the glorbox
Portal
Makes me think y’all know something
It is
No it doesnt
Alright, none of the creepy shit did anything to me but the “Nut-free salted peanuts” made me crack up.
The actual store has root beer vape juice flavored root beer.
*100% SALT*
I bought some Lil’ Meow and now my cat is terminally ill despite enjoying it. Tuna rabbit doesn’t cause cancer though, only Pigeon Mouse. My bestie boight tuna rabbit and her cats aren’t sick
the end of the ham commercial was probably supposed to be a jumpscare, but my sense of humor is so broken it just made me wheeze
For me was the new year one
Ωmega mart: *products actually bend and tear the fabric of reality*
Also Ωmega mart: nutless peanuts
peas
Saltless salt
Boneless peanuts
Glorboxless glorbox
Boneless ẞêåñ$
I did not know you directed these. I only remembered you from the mystery guitar videos (especially robot dubstep).
I direct a lot more things! Currently at SNL- check out some of my stuff on my playlists if ya dig this!
I love how ominous their slogan is. ''You have no idea what’s in store for you!'' It sounds both like a tagline and a threat.
perfect phrasing that works both ways. (both as a catchy market slogan and as a horrible threat)
I think it's more of a warning than a threat
You literally have no idea what’s in store for you!
definitely more of a warning, and always remember to think safely...
And it's also factually correct
Yeah like if there's maggots in the apple. "You have no idea what's in store for you 🎶"
TBH the most ominous part of the New Years’ Ad is definitely “It’s gonna be a great 2020!”
2020 has passed
@@Theguythatscursedwithugly2345 so what
@@Theguythatscursedwithugly2345 whoaaa omg REALLY???
@@Theguythatscursedwithugly2345 r/woooosh
@@Theguythatscursedwithugly2345 No heck
It's called OmegaMart because it's the last store you'll ever shop at.
It's Omega, because it's not Beta Mart. Including it is a glitchy like 5th dimensional beings said " LET'S BECOME A STORE" and did it in the 3rd dimension.
@@MaoRatto its like just a pocket dimension outside of time and space where your reality can warp from the slightest accidents, like squeezing the bread and it makes a chew toy noise.
I’ll never go to a store again because I have infinite pizza bagels
A spinoff called alpha store
That makes sense, because the Omega is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
Meow Wolf’s immersive art experience "Omega Mart" was such an amazing experience.
This is just normal alien stores commercials made so humans feel comfortable when our new overlords arrive
"YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN-STORE FOR YOU!"
. . . --- . . .
What
@@RaiToons It makes sense.
I am now vary scared
It makes sense
This company's annual reports probably something like "When run out of earth fruits, we sell the ones we have in the mother ship-- I mean"
I tried to make some omega mart lemonade and they started screaming at me
Adds a nice kick of anguish
Lol
Which They?
@@lukaszbarszczak1775 the them
Silly, you're supposed to let them make it for you. Just remember, it's rude to look when they do.
You have no idea what's in store for you, is the most menacing tagline for anything ever
Actually been to Omega Mart in Las Vegas, pretty neat place. Lots of weird things to explore.
Front looks like a regular market but certain areas (like the freezer section) lead to the back and its like being inside an alien spaceship.
i got the feeling that this was an alien outpost trying to disguise itself as a grocery store to learn more about humans and their culture and not quite succeeding.
I have too
I am currently trapped inside the freezer help
@@Life-tastic No.
I was there on 3/9/22. Fun times; got to let hackers into the system to re-take the factory....
This feels like a job for the SCP foundation.
Stop fucking talk about us dammit! We already distributed a bunch amnestics to piss off 3000 to make you guys forget
@@aioctober873 bruh didn’t the SCP foundation play off all the websites and videos about SCP’s as creepypastas? Now ur just exposing the foundation.
@@sundew3848
Shut up before I make you
I know are with us too specifically because you know how we operate
@@aioctober873 nah, we’re just 2 idiots on the internet. Isn’t that right?
@@sundew3848 yup
Totally
*we need to get the fuck outta here*
they somehow managed to make something that is creepy but oddly funny at the same time
The store is even better the employees stare you down and will randomly sneak up on you and yell in your ear then give you info
@@bleachedslime9448 Wait, this exists?
@@bleachedslime9448 Holy shit, It is real!
@@Universe_Arcana yes i went there like four days ago its awesome
@@Universe_Arcana in las vegas nevada at area 15
The random strangeness of the prices is my favorite. Like Zalgo being 4.99 a month.
This sounds more like absurdism humour than a creepy pasta.
Have you seen any Will McDaniels TH-cam video's or Scarfolk Council blog? They would both blend in quite nicely with the Omega Mart dimension.Although Scarfolk humor tends to get a bit darker.
Its a real place too
Tell us more professor.
Because it is absurd humor 🙄
2:50 lmao
These are the most threatening and passive aggressive commercials I've ever seen in my life even despite them not being actual commercials
But they actually are real commercials. They were put on TV to advertise the real Omega Mart in Las Vegas. Its an art exhibit by Meow Wolf
@@erikwaterson361 wait what- that's just made my day slightly better knowing that these are actual commercials
I thought these commercials were fake too, until i looked up the place and it’s real! And then my brain was like: “Huh, maybe these are online exclusive ads (like you could only see these ads on the internet like as a TH-cam ad or on any website)” but when i saw this comment... i was genuinely surprised they took the time to put it on tv, imagine the people who saw the happy new years ad for the first time and then they jump when they hear the ending. Since most people who watch TV are elderly people, I think that might cause some heart attacks... But other than that, I’m impressed with the work done here. They have the mix of both creepy and hilarious at the same time.
@@erikwaterson361 wait these are ACTUAL commercials-?? Woah i feel so much better all the sudden for some reason.
I thought the commercials were for a creepypasta-like youtube thing. Like watch them in any order to get the whole story. Then found it was a real place that essentially that's what you actually do and went "Welp I know where I wanna go next."
"Oh, cmon, the products on the shelves next to the cashiers isn't that wierd."
*The products on the shelves next to the cashiers:*
Glorbox
“Guys we accidentally sold illegal lemons. We need them back what do we do?”
“Um how about a PSA?”
“Your fired”
“What about a message with a sentient one eye lemon so they can give it back to us?”
*genius*
Oh they just sell bars of chocolates on the shelves next to the cashiers for us.
buy a plumbus, made of freerange plumbus material
When I first saw the thumbnail, I thought they were real ads. So I was gonna congratulate the creator on preserving lost media but this is so much better!
Tbh this is actually better than most ads these days 😂
I'd shop there if it was an actual grocery store (that sold normal things of course)
@@ericbazinga even with the anomalous shit I would want it
@@ericbazinga well you can go there and buy some stuff in the store
I'd shop at Omega Mart.
@@shishoka go to las Vegas, some of the items in the store are for sale too!
Imagine talking to an Omega Mart cashier. "I hope you're having a great day! Oh, don't mind the lemons. They don't like it when you stare at them for too long."
"Someone stepped on one earlier and seems to have phased halfway into the floor. Please avoid the area marked by ecru cones until our difficult spill specialists can clean up the mess. Have a nice day!"
@@KertaDrake uh oh, the equipment is now damaged! Replace it with an aqua cone.
Well, you can go talk to a real Omega Mart cashier in las Vegas
The lemons makes the ryuuko avatar very fitting.
“I’m sorry?-“
“Celebrate the new year with savings! Like this honey glazed *hÆmM* .”
_AE_
@Jasleen Gil honestly the best part in my opinion
i cant figure out if im hearing hand, sand, or ham.
i know its ham but my ears are confused
@Jasleen Gil you scared the fuck out of me
Ok
I remember buying condoms from Omega Mart last week, and they were great!
Granted, I still haven’t figured out how to take it off quite yet, but I’m sure that’ll sort itself out here soon!
Honestly Omega Marts ads are golden. Such a good advertising style. And I'm not being sarcastic, it's actually kinda smart
You could say that they are Omega Smart.
It’s an art installation, but it functions like a real grocery store, in that you can actually buy the products there. There’s also hidden doors and slides, and a storyline to work through
No, this is cursed advertisement. Yeah it's funny but that lemon scares me...
I would say omegamart has the weirdcore style. But it's a real grocery store, just more kid like cause there's fun things to do when your parents are shopping. And the food is normal, just weirdly advertised
@@Urfav.kaitlyn It's weirdly advertised and now I can't look at a single lemon without remembering that creepy eye
“When life gives you lemons, give life to them”
-Omega mart scientist 2020
Cave Jonson approved
@@popolnocy best reply I saw this week
@@popolnocy When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade!
Make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!
Demand to see life’s manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
Do you know who I am?
I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down!
…with the lemons!
I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Giorno giovanna: don't mind me if i do
@@popolnocy Cave Johnson's motto
They should really have a warning about those scanners in the employee training films.
omega mart has no employees
This is the training video
This is what happens when you contract a advance weapons research company to design a bar-code scanner. They probably incorporated some classified weapons technology that was meant for the battle field.
Where do you expect them to acquire their necessary population of scanners?
God.
0:57
Love how the eye panics when the announcer says the lemons will be disposed of.
The lemonade was so passive scary and it felt like an emergency broadcast
it's just a lemon
It's just a lemon
just a lemon
it's just a young version of lemon demon from fnf
Careful, he might turn you into BRUH
It's official, I'm going to call bread wheat squares forever now.
i mean, they *are* just wheat squares
Dont forget your Gestating Mammal Liquid Toast Paint
what if it's rye, are you just gonna lie?
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO
Polysaccharide sponge.
The pig interrupting the slogan and loudly tooting had me fucking rolling, i never know how to take these art projects, am i meant to be scared or laughing?? Agjskdlv
*blows streamer horn*
Yes
ikr akshaosols
Yea
For me is laughing
It’s crazy how nostalgic this is but also creepy at the same time
The ham commercial fully leans into the fact that celebrating New Years 2020 is more terrifying than a dark distant future in the fourth millennium.
war ham 4k
- in the grimdark future of 4020, there is only ham
The other years are warnings
2:38 2082: Peeg become hooman
I was the like number one thousand
The SCP foundation’s going to have a field day with these guys and all the anomalies
@@wburchell3468 lmao
The foundation is garbage, dude.
Edit: Man I just upset a lot of twelve year-olds.
but like would the store itself be a anomaly and all items be counted as with it or would every object be its own scp
@@eagles5205 Probably gone be like 001-A or B, all the way to Z. If theres more than 26 items? Go to numbers.
omega mart 🤝 SCP foundation
Well, that's just freakin' brilliant Mike. Thank you.
Now that's a TH-camr I've not seen in a long, long, time.
Glad to see you're still making stuff, Greg!
I want u to have my kids...
@@boiithiriet8966 Okay, that's enough internet for me.
@@Unoriginal_Fox i want omega mart to be real.
@@Unoriginal_Fox I want it be real.
This Is Better Than All YT Ads I Seen
The impression I get from these commercials is that despite being run by aliens, Omega Mart has a greater sense of accountability and responsibility than most Earth based corporations.
They're CARBON based? Shit! Pull all of the silica-lifeform products, now! And all of the home computing products too!
They may not understand humans, but at least they have good intentions.
I really enjoy these wheat squares on Earth.
Well that's because their smarter than us... not because were humans, but because they've had to deal with all the mental contortions of a developing society, through internal crises which have brought most civilizations towards the Fermi Paradox... multiple times and survived! They're wondering if we'll survive the fake wokism and the mental contortions that must be going on to condone such irrational behavior that self-victimizes purely for the reason of being at another's expense, which they can capitalize off of.
How do you know there runner by aliens
These are actually hilarious lmao. The interupting pig, the lemon being like "wait what?" And the orange juice rising to the lords gate
I don't understand the orange juice.
@@KirbyCoder Hello Kirbo. I think the thing there and why it is a problem is if you drank it.. then you would become orange drink
Guys stop corrupting reality there's 2 of you
I swear to god if selling individually wrapped bread starts becoming a thing I’m going to go insane.
Such a waste of fucking plastic
Its been around for a while but its mostly just used to feed poor elderly people like my grandparents (only reason i know of it) so im just hoping it doesn't blow up and become some weird fad or something
@@IL05TMY50CK5 Oh like in elderly care facilities or something? I guess I could see that being a thing, but it really is wasteful.
I have some bad news
What if they start selling sandwiches in those normal loaf sized packaging
I love the fact they stop when the pig blows the party horn in the “happy new year” advertisement
i love how they managed to do surreal correctly without it being disturbing, just weird.
im not even in the usa lol
@Fan of Leafnation you live in Russia. Death is constantly a hair's breadth away, and if a company isn't giving its cut to the mafia, it dissappears. Omega Mart would be able to operate with impunity so long as it gave Vladimir Putin the opportunity to profit from it.
@Fan of Leafnation ...You do realize OmegaMart isn't a real store, and these aren't real commercials, right?
Edit: Apparently, no one is reading the rest of this thread, so I'll say it here too. I know it's a real PLACE, it's an art project pop-up type of thing. It's still not a real store, and these aren't real commercials, rather, advertising for the attraction.
@Fan of Leafnation you know these aren’t real right- also like ooo live in Russia like cool?
You love stupid things.
I know I'm probably stating the obvious, but I ADORE the way this looks. What makes it so unsettling is that everything is mostly normal... besides the obvious. They're just like a regular commercial until they're not. For the most part, no jumpscares, just weird, unusual things that leave you wondering what the fuck you just watched. You could probably get someone unsuspecting to watch this easily because it hits so suddenly and so unexpectedly. THIS is the kind of stuff that gives you real chills and I LOVE it.
Tl:dr Jumpscares are boring and lazy, I like proper weirdness
@@canon-de-75 I think jumpscares can be good if done right; they just got very overdone very fast. But I dunno, surreal stuff like this has always struck a chord.
This is however,not including 2:52
Goddamn it man my ears burn and the pizza isn’t here
Look it up on Google maps the address is a real place
You're annoying
Imagine your mom just thinks this is a casual store with a lot of short prices and then she just walks in and then there’s just a bunch of distorted things that she actually try’s to buy
That explains the vortex in the fridge
you have to pay $35 dollars to get in
Hmmm I mean who doesn't want to have a staring contest with a lemon?
Apparently a bunch people thought it was a normal mart.
Funny thing is, I heard you can buy most the products at the exibit 😆 I think I'd buy the box that just says "Done".
I remember stumbling upon these at work two years ago. I was working a graveyard shift and bored out of my mind. I thought I stumbled upon some cursed forgotten archive of something and I was like "wow, these are incredibly creepy and uncanny. I love em!"
I like how you can tell that the "Lemons" used to be people are begin panicking once they fully realize what has happened to them shortly before an arm comes to get them.
Oh thats why my lemon had an eye
Now ı know why thats dangerous
Time tho make the lemon a juice!
I thought it was panicking cause it realised it was getting recalled
That probably explains the orange juice experiment bit...uh oh.
@@SaviourV might have been a previous experiment involving lemonade.
The Orange Juice only gave you glowing skin and a $5 voucher.
I like how the lemon looked at the words and was like “ oh shi- “
@Hayden Deneau the devil would say that
That pig with the party horn startled me at the end. It wasnt even a jumpscare, I just wasnt expecting it to get louder
Same
That's a jumpscare
I thought it was funny so I watched it again.
Piggy go *FEEWWWWWWWWW*
I had no idea those were called party horns.
Same
2:38 High Evolutionary Experiments be like
"Honey, the orange drink is acting up again, could you bring the bat?"
“Hold on, I think the lemon hid it”
@@e5858 "It better not have! That should've been disposed of!"
@@bubblegum7838 “But it it looked sad!”
@@Vileplume87”I don’t care, they said to get rid of it for a reason honey!”
@@FoxyARYT "But it hasn't done anything wrong! It's just been staring and enjoying my stories I tell."
The one with the little pig coming back to life was really heart warming.
You have no idea what’s in store- *insert party thing*
You have no idea what’s in store for- NNNnNnNNnnNN
2:41
2:51
It havent came back to life, it was before it was turned into ham
Its fun as long as you aren’t wearing headphones.
The amount of scp vibes i got from this video is *u n r e a l*
When the scp foundation needs money so the start a shop vibes
Yeah
If Wondertanment made grocery items
You know Dr. Bright came in and [REDACTED] the lemons...
Well this ad is actually a cognito hazard... Now you will be [REDACTED] for [REDACTED]
ITS LIKE THOSE COMMERCIALS I SEE ON AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL
The _Omega Mart_ commercial looks like this is came straight out of the Interdimensional Cable.
you’re not wrong. like something is always just a little off but you never really notice.
@@ofexistence267 I think thats the most terrifying aspect of Interdimensional travlel stuf.
imagen coming to a world that looks and feels normal, but then there just that one litel thing thats not right. :O like you just dont know with other dimensions, reality is strange enough as it already is, its what we got, and yet we can imagen so many other ways reality could be like.
Yup
Yep
Could someone write a Omega mart SCP?
humorous horror is my favorite type of horror
Yeah
Yes
It's my favorite type of humor
I completely agree with you dude
Agreed. Used to be more popular.
"Individually wrapped wheat squares"
Gives me the long yellow things vibe
@KENDRAYA CRUMMY wait bananas grow on trees??
@KENDRAYA CRUMMY well I thought they grew on bushes
Yes and no it’s not really a bush it’s confused with a tree cause the tightly packed leaves are like wood
They grow on herbs
@@ticklingballs bananas are berries
Palms aren't trees either lol
Plants are weird
It's like a friendly eldrich horror is trying to fit in around humans by pretending to be a grocery store. It read a book on 'How to grocery store for humans', but ended up skimming most of it and just looking at the pictures.
I'm telling you: don't buy their tampons.
Why, doesn't everybody love some wiggling from em?
@@sens0ry0verl0ard7 This is cursed
The more blood they absorb, the bigger and more powerful they become.
Sucks the blood out of your entire body, will leave you a dried up husk. 7/10
Nice one xD
I love rewatching this and actually reading and listening to the prices, because these commercials are just jam packed with little details
"100% Please Concentrate" on the orange drink...
Tried to call it, no answer though
@@kalvenzander4710 i’m allergic to peanuts and that makes it 10x more funny
@@datadamage wth the orange juice doing 💀
I like how it doesn’t really feel like it’s trying to b creepy just confusing
the lemon one was pretty unsettling to me
@@quaker47 the lemon was like OH NO
@@crawlingstork460 yeah but what is that hand gonna do to that lemon is on my mind
@@duckfridge6186 C O N S U M E
@@crawlingstork460 would it go squish? Or splurt?
The pig blowin the party thing got me lol
I like how these advertisements almost seem normal for a split second then they instantly escalate and lose all touch with reality.
Sounds like a DDLC reference to me.
It's like watching 80's commercials from another dimension
when trollge creates a store
@@sakmadik69420
The omega mart incident
"Your safety is important to us."
The ad before:
*burning toaster*
This gives off so many liminal space vibes, really neat!
This is creepier than the anti-smoking ads
Yeah but at least it's funny
Impossible
ikr, the lemon ad is even more creepier because it has an eye
No. This was fucking hilarious, anti smoking ads are always either complete cringe or complete nightmare fuel.
@@yarlodek5842 that's true lol
Everyone talks about how its creepy but like...these ads are also absolutely hilarious. The creators found a good balance between comedy and creep
The “Nut-free, salted peanuts” really got me
Omega Mart: This product has been removed from our shelves and will be carefully disposed of
Lemon: OH SHIII-
Lemon was about to get his ass juiced
@@frostytheiceberg1127 **SQUEEEZE**
Lemon: he found out i was f(FAMILY FRIENDLY)ed up
Lemon: that was a good na-HOLY SHIIII
He getting fucked up but not in a good way
1:05 I love that simple logo action and the jingle
Always quality content from you Mike
Right
Oh hello Brandon didn’t expect to see you here
I have nothing clever to say.
its made by meow wolf
@@Paddylol Uh, no it isn't, buttface.
If I had a time machine, I would go back to the late 70s and put these ads on TV... And just watch the mass hysteria unfold
@@Archcrius color tv was very much normal by the late 70s tbh
These also look more like mid 80s to early 90s local chain ads to me, not so much 70s.
O
You want my time machine?
@@Lamberting Yes
I am scared confused and disturbed by this uncanny thing that showed up in my recommended somehow.... You have earned my subscription sir
Sorry about your cousins
I've been to meow wolf in Santa Fe and it's bizarre but also beautiful, I wish I could've known more!
SCP foundation is probably having a field day with this.
Matt part also
@boeing 737 max 8 haha gottem
Scp number ♾
@@thatwasveryunholyofyoumore5464 *mat part*
@boeing 737 max 8 haha?
I love how they say “your safety is important to us” yet they have nothing safe to use or consume
Idk, The lettuce and those barrels of cheese puffs look pretty interesting.
Hey, it's perfectly safe, we're just from an incompatible dimension.
That's the ideah. Because there's no difference between Omega Mart and the United States government.
besides the zalg
The lemons are perfectly safe.. it was a licensing issue.
_"You have no idea what's in-store for you!"_
Well, they are not wrong.
L E M👁N
@@-kenik9629 oh that's good!
W H E A T S Q U 🌾 R E S
D 🅾️ N E 🥛 M I L K
P 👁 R K
just found out mike directed these LMAO. i was obsessed with omega mart a couple years ago