I love how we're getting some deep lore with each video. It's 50% shitpost and 50% epic saga of Dagoth Ur (the God) and his best friend (secret lover) Argonian Nerevar.
Dagoth Ur goes on a schizophrenic episode. Wouldn’t be surprised if he made a Dagoth Killdozer and went on a rampage and destroyed half of the buildings in Morrorwind.
@@baz5042 his reasoning for his divine rampage is thus: the empire approved the creation of skooma dens that made red mountain inaccessible to the Nerevarine and new sleepers.
As an Imperial, hearing Dagoth Ur describe himself beating a wizard unconscious with his bare hands, and dragging him off to turn him in to the authorities, was very touching. I truly wish there was a way to have spared Dagoth Ur. One of the best people to ever exist on Nirn, despite being an elf, and a villain. It would be a shame to waste that potential with an unceremonious death. He deserves to be judged at least.
Yeah. You know what? I could totally see Dagoth Ur (the god) having Aylieds second on his shit list after the mongrel dogs of the Empire. If only because the Dwemer aren't around to be second
Dagoth Ur saves Sotha Sil from Almalexia and gets his help in finishing Akhulakhan (or in helping him with Alejandro Juan Luiz Martínez's dwemer conversion pieces)
Nerevar I require your assistance. The sleeps have been secretly watching behind my back, and it has inspired them to convert my new centurion into a Gundam for the gnomes.
What i always appreciate with this channel is that yours are clean and funny - a swear can be pretty funny; but most Dagoth Ur channels are just 60% swearing, 30% anger and 10% humour
Poor Dagoth Ur, the God. I feel for him, not only for his gnome-plight and Motel issues, but because Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg like few others can.
I like how even in this fever dream of a shit post, Dagoth' Ur (the God) is surprisingly honorable towards his enemies (the mongrel dogs of the empire)
Dagoth Ur the Chad wizard. The flesh sculpture remind me of those vampires that can sculpt flesh and get living being to make living furniture; the vampire clan from vampire the masquerade.
From what I understand, Dagoth Ur is alright with slavery and spreading plagues but draws the line at torture, especially done to the Mongrel Dogs of the Empire. He is a complex God
@@theforsackenone CHIM is in the in-universe enlightenment basically in vidya terms it's like a character in game opens up the console and puts god mode on, or installs mods or what have you, check uesp it's pretty cool. Also C0da makes these canon, not CHIM 😤
@@Srymak Ohh right, C0DA... Honestly from what I've gathered, it's less 'opening up console' and more just reaching DOUBLE nirvana. It's why Vivec ultimately knows fighting Nerevar is pointless. Mystery is below one who reaches heaven by violence.
I used to live in this motel called the flamingo hotel. Was there for almost a year, shit fucking suckkkkked but there was tons of meth. So it wasnt all bad i guess
lol Nerivarine lets Dagoth crash at their place and Ur gets on the coach and says "fk your couch" and kicks them with his dirty feet messing up the coach; so the Nerivarine beats the fk out of Dagoth's legs xD
I love how we're getting some deep lore with each video. It's 50% shitpost and 50% epic saga of Dagoth Ur (the God) and his best friend (secret lover) Argonian Nerevar.
Most of Morrowind is openly high and/or sexually degenerate. It was never a secret.
[New Quest Received] Let Dagoth Ur crash at your house
which is mostly obviously just caius's house midway through the main quest who wants to pay money!
@@mistrui6446 well yeah the video literally says that
New Objective: Crash at Cosades' casa
"Man fuck you. I'll see you at work."
Dagoth Ur goes on a schizophrenic episode. Wouldn’t be surprised if he made a Dagoth Killdozer and went on a rampage and destroyed half of the buildings in Morrorwind.
I mean, isn’t that kinda of what he was trying to do in the lore with the giant robot and heartstone?
@@baz5042 his reasoning for his divine rampage is thus: the empire approved the creation of skooma dens that made red mountain inaccessible to the Nerevarine and new sleepers.
Suppose that is why he wants to finish akulakhan
Sometimes, reasonable gods must do unreasonable things.
"The Tribunal keeps rejecting my inquires so I have taken the liberty of building the Akuladozer, I think you know what happens next sweet Neravar."
Dagoth Ur (The God) once more proves his superiority by displaying his divine potential (throwing hands)
*Dagoth should know better than to crash at such a shady motel.*
*He's lucky that Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez wasn't stolen!*
Everytime he says dagoth ur (the building) it always gets a hardy chuckle out of me
As an Imperial, hearing Dagoth Ur describe himself beating a wizard unconscious with his bare hands, and dragging him off to turn him in to the authorities, was very touching.
I truly wish there was a way to have spared Dagoth Ur. One of the best people to ever exist on Nirn, despite being an elf, and a villain. It would be a shame to waste that potential with an unceremonious death. He deserves to be judged at least.
Wait, Dagoth Ur (the building) or Dagoth Ur (the god)?
Imagine turning people into chairs instead of replacing your stone beds with fine imperial beds.
I love that Dagoth Ur (The God) despite being horrified by the fleshsculpter, still remembered the political situation and acted appropriately.
the way it says "horribly wrong" is fantastic
I really expected him to say "I walked forward and he beat the fuck out of my legs"
So by consorting with other Daedra (Molag Bal? Namira? Sheogorath?), the Ayelids became like the Tzimisce from Vampire: the Masquerade?
damm i thought the same, but then nah.
"wizards are nerds, you can easily punch." - Big D
New quest: Let Dagoth Ur hide from gnomes and suspisous cult members in Nerovar home (and judges his home decoractions or sometihng )
The Sixth Motel and The Desk Clerk Unmourned.
Hate when that happens, at least he didn't get mugged in the parking lot after being shot from a drug deal gone wrong.
Yeah. You know what? I could totally see Dagoth Ur (the god) having Aylieds second on his shit list after the mongrel dogs of the Empire. If only because the Dwemer aren't around to be second
The ayleids arent around either
Imagining Dagoth Ur (the God)'s rock hard body lying atop a rock hard slab of rock makes me rock hard.
Dagoth Ur saves Sotha Sil from Almalexia and gets his help in finishing Akhulakhan (or in helping him with Alejandro Juan Luiz Martínez's dwemer conversion pieces)
Nerevar I require your assistance. The sleeps have been secretly watching behind my back, and it has inspired them to convert my new centurion into a Gundam for the gnomes.
Reminds me of the time I had to fight a bunch of sithis cultists at a super 8 in black marsh
What I've learned here is 1) not to go travelling in Morrowind and 2) don't buy any decorative stuffed gnomes.
When I started this series, I never would have thought that I would enjoy it's lore ... lore can be everywhere.
What i always appreciate with this channel is that yours are clean and funny - a swear can be pretty funny; but most Dagoth Ur channels are just 60% swearing, 30% anger and 10% humour
@@dosbueno2gud Your feeling is correct.
The Dagoth Ur and Nerevarine Cinematic Universe keeps expanding.
"Seeing as the crime was committed on an Imperial, the Imperials should be the ones to deal with him" I respect it
wouldn't you let dagoth sleep on your couch. i bet hes an amazing best friend
Poor Dagoth Ur, the God. I feel for him, not only for his gnome-plight and Motel issues, but because Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg like few others can.
I like how even in this fever dream of a shit post, Dagoth' Ur (the God) is surprisingly honorable towards his enemies (the mongrel dogs of the empire)
Dagoth Ur the Chad wizard.
The flesh sculpture remind me of those vampires that can sculpt flesh and get living being to make living furniture; the vampire clan from vampire the masquerade.
The Tzimisce iirc.
Now I want this animated.
@@dosbueno2gud pay 5$ and tell ai to draw comic pages. describe the ai each picture, voila.
@@dosbueno2gud i had 50 shitty msngled pictures and 8 fine arts, very enjoyable. I got to 20 words on the description do try with precise input...
From what I understand, Dagoth Ur is alright with slavery and spreading plagues but draws the line at torture, especially done to the Mongrel Dogs of the Empire. He is a complex God
This makes me wonder if Dagoth Ur is really getting haunted by gnomes or if it's just a joke lmao.
You read to much lovecraft, Dagoth. You just start imagining things.
Dagoth Ur wanders into a Tzimisce haven
Never go to a shady hotel it can only end badly
This gnome subplot really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.
Must've been Umbacano
You have significantly messed up when Daggoth Ur thinks you should be nicer to Imperials.
The "Nenilata" inn should have been a dead giveaway
This feels like the stitcher is back in town or something
How is dagoth ur the best sounding ai voice
Just a reminder that CHIM makes all of these canon.
CHIM?
i actually dont know lol
@@theforsackenone CHIM is in the in-universe enlightenment basically in vidya terms it's like a character in game opens up the console and puts god mode on, or installs mods or what have you, check uesp it's pretty cool.
Also C0da makes these canon, not CHIM 😤
@@Srymak Ohh right, C0DA...
Honestly from what I've gathered, it's less 'opening up console' and more just reaching DOUBLE nirvana. It's why Vivec ultimately knows fighting Nerevar is pointless.
Mystery is below one who reaches heaven by violence.
I used to live in this motel called the flamingo hotel. Was there for almost a year, shit fucking suckkkkked but there was tons of meth. So it wasnt all bad i guess
this escalated like no other.
Oh. The elder scrolls has fleshcrafters, too?
i love how ur vids accually have lore. Dagoth ur (the god) and Nerevar (his argonian lover)
Imagine that he goes into his house and meets Ahnassi.
@@dosbueno2gud Dagoth getting jealous and shocked over Nerevar having a cat GF would be hilarious.
"Nevevar, what in Oblivion possessed you to marry a farm tool? Are you doing this to get free skooma?"
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind: BloodGnome.
lol Nerivarine lets Dagoth crash at their place and Ur gets on the coach and says "fk your couch" and kicks them with his dirty feet messing up the coach; so the Nerivarine beats the fk out of Dagoth's legs xD
Wait, who fixed the vents?? Lol
What is the significance of the names used here, especially the name of the hotel? Is it related to pelenor or something?
poggers
I do not like this race Nerevar, it's smug aura mocks me!
dagoth ur (the building)