Dagoth Ur Needs You To Co-Sign His Lease

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
  • It's tough to be a god. One second you're riding high, constructing Akulakahn. The next, you don't have two septims to rub together. #morrowind #dagothur #elevenlabs #elderscrolls

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  • @quanicle101
    @quanicle101 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    my favorite dagoth memes are the really mundane ones. like dagoth ur talking about doing normal shit like paying taxes

    • @Shindenize
      @Shindenize ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And being an ass about it, with the Nerevarine taking all the blame.

    • @legacy9171
      @legacy9171 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love how eloquently he speaks

  • @kevinperrette
    @kevinperrette ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:58 is basically the start of a masterpiece of monologue.

  • @TheWheelman298
    @TheWheelman298 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Dagoth ur the god being evicted from dagoth ur the building due to his brother and accountant dagoth endus losing all his money to bad crypto investments is funnier than it should be.

  • @ectopicEye
    @ectopicEye ปีที่แล้ว +51

    your renditions are hands down one of my favourites. not only is the script fire, but the voice is just perfect

  • @rosedragon3498
    @rosedragon3498 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dagoth ur asks you to sign his petition

  • @MrJulioPK
    @MrJulioPK ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:35 holy shit lmfao. my sides

  • @TurtleShroom3
    @TurtleShroom3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Who "owned" the Red Mountain Zone and, specifically, Dagoth Ur (the Volcano)? The Tribunal?

    • @firefight77
      @firefight77 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What a grand and intoxicating innocence, we're not allowed to notice who owns it.

    • @giantslug6969
      @giantslug6969 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It was indeed the Tribunal, but the very mentioning of who is considered anti-Tribunic and such will get you banned from reality

    • @Pink_Noodle
      @Pink_Noodle ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Supremely based comments here. Hopefully we get back to Veloth's teachings someday.

    • @WinterPhoenixForestKirin
      @WinterPhoenixForestKirin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope one day the Nords will be "allowed" to own Skyrim again. Curses upon the fools who lost it.

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WinterPhoenixForestKirin
      Lost to whom? The Falmers tried to exterminate the Nords first, and did so unprovoked, IIRC

  • @aronfejes
    @aronfejes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Subscribed. This is incredible.

  • @averykimball
    @averykimball ปีที่แล้ว +12

    How can you evict a god?

  • @deviousdieselmusic
    @deviousdieselmusic ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “ Well Voryn, EVERYONE is doing it. All the ascended gods are putting their septims in netchcoin and n’wahcoin”

  • @murrayshekelberg9754
    @murrayshekelberg9754 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dagoth Ur is pretty based

    • @rq4740
      @rq4740 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *very based

  • @FelineRed
    @FelineRed ปีที่แล้ว

    Writing in these XSlayer's ones are a cut above the rest of these dagoth meme videos. Very flowery.

  • @blackjackking51
    @blackjackking51 ปีที่แล้ว

    Terrible.

  • @OkamiDeluxe
    @OkamiDeluxe ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I love that for Dagoth that opening line counts as a pleasantry

    • @manwithintent9827
      @manwithintent9827 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@manwithintent9827 come Dagoth Ur, I've prepared a place where we can kiss.

  • @BIastwave.
    @BIastwave. ปีที่แล้ว +81

    There is something so god damn funny about Dagoth Ur being in these incredibly mundane but realistic scenarios

  • @baileymihajlich2052
    @baileymihajlich2052 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Is it too late to get in on the ground floor for Netch-coin!?

  • @HassanSra
    @HassanSra ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “serpent brained nwah” the is one of the funniest ES slurs I’ve ever heard

  • @lonetrap
    @lonetrap ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the way he says "sweet sweet Nerevar" always gets me hahahah

  • @batialexis9339
    @batialexis9339 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I love the dagoth ur series where he tries to live a ordinary life.

  • @YaBoiAshX
    @YaBoiAshX ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Am sorry dagoth, the banana hat is too sick

  • @michaelsasylum
    @michaelsasylum ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The real estate market in Balmora must be on fire, even Dagoth Ur can't find a pad to crash in.

  • @ColonelMarlowe
    @ColonelMarlowe ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stinks to high aetherius… haha I’m going to have to use that.

  • @mmmtm8930
    @mmmtm8930 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think Netchcoin was my favorite bit.

  • @LotteLattes
    @LotteLattes ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I Dagoth Ur, Head Of The Sixth House And The Tribe Unmourned Approve This Message

  • @lindseytaylor3793
    @lindseytaylor3793 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i need a whole series of dagoth ur somehow having been sent to our planet with no way back and so he makes rant videos to cope. i love the elder scrolls lore related dagoth ur videos about daedric princes and such, but sometimes i just want to hear his thought about, like, home owners associations

  • @thomaswootwoot
    @thomaswootwoot ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why does this partially sound like it’s in the style of H P Lovecraft?

    • @D--FENS
      @D--FENS ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I suspect it's the proper usage of archaisms.

  • @dutch1641
    @dutch1641 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    literally the career of every funni person on twitch or youtube

  • @EnkiduIX
    @EnkiduIX ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like that these are a thing, even tho they miss more than they hit.
    That being said, this one knocked it out of the park, effing hilarious! 🤣

  • @leek5682
    @leek5682 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The line about the well meaning optimism of a friend absolutely kills me 😂😂😂

  • @dog2man1994
    @dog2man1994 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man this sounds like the ai phoned this in.

  • @AyyDraws
    @AyyDraws ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Vivec-tubers

  • @squattingheads
    @squattingheads ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "The building" will never not make me laugh

  • @smokeygreeny4488
    @smokeygreeny4488 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Let's not beat around the nirn root 😂

  • @malekartorian3054
    @malekartorian3054 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Netchcoin to secundus