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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 มี.ค. 2023
  • This is honestly just my opinions on things being displayed through the means of the funny gold man. But I can do whatever the fuck I want, you are not my dad. Yet.
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ความคิดเห็น • 71

  • @Sypitz
    @Sypitz ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Dagoth Ur (the concussion sufferer) unknowingly ate a mixture of barley oats, skooma, and sawdust, all wrapped up in a leather wrapping.

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So what matters is how his resulting bowel movement is, not the abomination he shoved down his throat?

    • @cowboydan507
      @cowboydan507 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned?

  • @fireblast133
    @fireblast133 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I am becoming more and more convinced this is a postmodern Tamriel and Dagoth is just leaving voicemails on the Nerevarine's phone.

  • @zacharyweaver276
    @zacharyweaver276 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    [New Quest Received] Go for lunch with Dagoth Ur (the god)

    • @thetruemonarch9294
      @thetruemonarch9294 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (side) invest in the Wraps!!!!!

    • @loop4569
      @loop4569 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      [Your journal has been updated]

  • @bean9786
    @bean9786 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Your scriptwriting is god-tier. The fact that this level of writing talent is being used on shit-posting is half the funny for me at this point

  • @caelvanir8557
    @caelvanir8557 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The homeless man is essential for it to be a quality place

  • @CliffCutterActual
    @CliffCutterActual ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The thing that really sells these for me is they are simultaneously relatable to most people and also absolutely dripping with deep Elder Scrolls Lore

  • @thatguyoverthere2761
    @thatguyoverthere2761 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I can't stop watching this shit, pure fucking gold.

  • @SomeGuy-gc8zs
    @SomeGuy-gc8zs ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dagoth Ur (the god) has a good understanding of the quality of local restaurants. Never been to a filthy hole-in-the-wall and gotten bad food.

  • @DrErikNefarious
    @DrErikNefarious ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This is getting to the point where a timeline of events needs to be made

    • @kettle8457
      @kettle8457 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dosbueno2gud please please please

    • @Sypitz
      @Sypitz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dosbueno2gud 48 HOUR DIMENSIONAL DAGOTHCUBE

    • @DrErikNefarious
      @DrErikNefarious ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dosbueno2gud I expected nothing less

  • @joshuafischer684
    @joshuafischer684 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is exactly my experience with mexican food. The best mexican food is located in a crumbling building in a strip mall. Nobody but the owner's 16 year old daughter (the hostess) speaks english. There is a ceiling fan missing a blade. None of the tables match each other or any of the chairs. There's somebody's tio in the back, nobody knows WHO'S tio he is, just that he's SOMEBODY'S tio. There's mariachi music playing on an old speaker that's worn out, so half of the music is just static. And the food is the best you'll ever hope to eat.

  • @DreamsInShades
    @DreamsInShades ปีที่แล้ว +26

    These videos are always so relatable. I always explain to my friends about the concept of the U graph for building quality versus quality of food. Once they enlightened, they never go back to their old ways.

  • @Lex_Araden
    @Lex_Araden ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Local restaurants really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Next week's episode of "The Big Amaranth Theory":
    Dagoth Ur (the god) comes to Nerevar for aid. The Mongrel Health Inspectors of the Empire have decided to close down the WRAPS restaurant. So in order to speak for the law and the land, Dagoth Ur (the god) offers the old Bosmer some funds and an opportunity to move to Dagoth Ur (the Volcano) so that he may open a new shop there and continue to bless the world with his grand and Intoxicating wraps. So Voryn asks Nerevar to take Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez and a few Dreamers with him back to Suran to help the old Bosmer finish packing up and moving his stuff while the Sixth Houses finishes setting up a new Restaurant space for the Bosmer in Dagoth Ur (the building).
    Oh, also bring Sunder and Wraithguard, he'll have need of it to beat the fuck out of the Health Inspectors.

  • @Taerus
    @Taerus ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Your channel definitely has the best writing out of all of these

  • @ST-gd2bf
    @ST-gd2bf ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Dagoth Ur (the food critic) should check out YumYams, a small chain in the Imperial City specialising in Dunmer arboreal cuisine.

    • @wallyhackenslacker
      @wallyhackenslacker ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As absolutely godly as these Dagoth Ur (the memes) are, one of my favorite parts is how the simultaneously spawned a sub-meme of saying Dagoth Ur (the noun). There is something about that that just kills me!

  • @amandalam7272
    @amandalam7272 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I lost it at "the seat hurt my godly ass," the qualification of the godliness of it was the cherry on top.

  • @woodrowwilkins6410
    @woodrowwilkins6410 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Here comes the war against the health department.

    • @woodrowwilkins6410
      @woodrowwilkins6410 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe an administrative one involving forms and regulations.

  • @SodapopKevin
    @SodapopKevin ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gone is the 6th House, the House Unscented. What's funny is I was giving my friend the other week similar advice for finding a good pizza place (since he lives on the West Coast, which is mostly made up of chain franchises where he is at) in that any place where it looks like you'll be knifed going in has to have the best pizza around or why else would a place that looks like you'd be knifed walking in would still be open.

  • @mnspstudioful
    @mnspstudioful ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Did you say Bosmer? As in the cannibalistic elves with a penchant for feeding guests the leftovers? And then making their guests into leftovers? That Bosmer? Ok. Cool.

    • @MrTheta-lc8zy
      @MrTheta-lc8zy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cannibal Wrap Arc

    • @nichkey5315
      @nichkey5315 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Namira would be pleased, she should go their with dagoth!

    • @maxaltenkirch1022
      @maxaltenkirch1022 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "chunks of unidentifiable meat" hmmmmmmmmmm

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is just a meme. Their religion forbids the harming of plant life as well as wasting the meat of anything that has been killed. So any strict adherents are pure carnivores who cannot refuse to eat any meat for reasons not related to quality of the meat(like it is already rotten or possibly poisoned) or the source of that meat(meaning the beasties, man, or mer it came from). They do weaponize it a bit as they understand the rest of tamriel abhors this practice. So feeding a hated enemy foreigner their own mother makes a rather strong point. But I also think they would understand, in general, it is in poor taste(hehe) to do this with actual friends.
      Basically don't piss off a bosmer and you don't have to worry

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm especially interested in that pin-up of Barenziah in her prime.

  • @iaminterface0101
    @iaminterface0101 ปีที่แล้ว

    so THATS why there's so many of those candles around

  • @MarkD5678
    @MarkD5678 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Such a shame. Dagoth Ur (the God)'s has unknowingly stumbled upon one of the fabled Elder Wraps and will soon be rendered unable to taste ever again should he dine there again.

  • @vosvig
    @vosvig ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a great story. Immortality for my favorite restaurants? Hell yes.

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:43-2:29 Should be a short by itself, because that’s actually REALLY good advice for a foodie like myself.😊

  • @bengraves9416
    @bengraves9416 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the longer format! Keep it up! 😂

  • @JohnDoe-xt3kf
    @JohnDoe-xt3kf ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please never stop making these, they are fantastic

  • @FoxHoundV
    @FoxHoundV 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We need writers like you and others in Hollywood. They haven’t put out anything funny in over a decade.

  • @thomashill1340
    @thomashill1340 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Its so fucking true. I went to a mexican place in like the roughest part of town imaginable. Like so rough I physically parked my car so I can visibly see it when I dined there. The food was Dagoth Ur tier. They gave you phenomenal fucking tacos for cheap af.

  • @YourWaywardDestiny
    @YourWaywardDestiny ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Bosmer must be protected at all costs.

  • @tedcruzwiththetopdown5411
    @tedcruzwiththetopdown5411 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Culinary Facts

  • @nobodyimportant4778
    @nobodyimportant4778 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He was there for 50 minutes

  • @windows95leon
    @windows95leon ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg

  • @thetruemonarch9294
    @thetruemonarch9294 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best way to anyone's heart, God or not, is through their stomach. Also, I'm imagining the Tribunal discovering Wraps!!!!! And secretly going there.

  • @gustavobassi3052
    @gustavobassi3052 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing content, please keep it coming

  • @dimitrilitovsk2372
    @dimitrilitovsk2372 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder how dagoth feels about the burger King song, or Jared from subway, or maybe even the mongrel dogs of the McDonald's food chain

  • @turtlesnekproductions2206
    @turtlesnekproductions2206 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A worthy quest to keep that bosmer alive

  • @michaelnemo4593
    @michaelnemo4593 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know, Dagoth Ur (The God) has been taking a real long time to drive out the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind. How much longer until we get a video where he finishes that?

    • @michaelnemo4593
      @michaelnemo4593 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dosbueno2gud This makes me very sad 😔

  • @rejvaik00
    @rejvaik00 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pretty sure that Dagoth just participated in cannibalism via this bosmer chef
    That wasn't a homeless guy outside lol that was a corpse, the bosmer was too old, frail, and lazy to dispose of properly

  • @AzraelSoulHunter
    @AzraelSoulHunter ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder if at this point Nerevar doesn't kill him because at this point Dagoth will just defeat himself.

  • @Kaftan
    @Kaftan ปีที่แล้ว

    Suran: Best nightclubs and best restaurants on Vvardenfell.

  • @damian6660
    @damian6660 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish Dagoth Ur would talk like that about my cooking.

  • @mexicanhalloween
    @mexicanhalloween ปีที่แล้ว +1

    are there shitposting awards? you need to win them. I have become a dreamer for I must hear the words of the sharmat

  • @joshuahoffman1458
    @joshuahoffman1458 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You may wonder why Dagoth Ur would make an exception in his racism. This is because Dagoth is exceptionally racist.

  • @Fish-ub3wn
    @Fish-ub3wn ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome.

  • @sillywilliam1
    @sillywilliam1 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is brilliant

  • @Mordecrox
    @Mordecrox ปีที่แล้ว

    If only Jagar Tharn took cooking notes

  • @CalebGaming420
    @CalebGaming420 ปีที่แล้ว

    skooooooo

  • @commiesquid4620
    @commiesquid4620 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes, but how was it on the way out?

  • @JoeRoganVOD
    @JoeRoganVOD ปีที่แล้ว

    Tempted to do this dragoth ur stuff, any voice recommendations?

  • @herma_mora
    @herma_mora ปีที่แล้ว

    hmm, did you perchance get the recipe during your visit?

  • @herecomemacOnTT
    @herecomemacOnTT ปีที่แล้ว

    It's all downhill from here 😢

  • @1000niggawatt
    @1000niggawatt ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn, i want some wraps now