LORD OF DOUCHE | Douchebag Beach Club
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- My years of Douchebag training have lead me here... to the Douchebag Beach Club
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Outro animation by the amazingly talented James Farr:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...
so we’re all just bingeing our childhood favourites huh?
YUPPERS
Mmhmm
yup
@@Krilva518 yup
This makes me feel old.... lmao
Good thing my childhood was jack playing a game about getting JACKED
Off?
@@jesus9787 that an offer?
@@karma-tw7gw yes
I had Vanoss in Sandbox mode but there not to different but you know what it was fucking great
Do they call It getting jacked because your more like the spediceye boy?
Ah back when life was simple. Please. I want this back
Bro fr
Mhm
me too, best time of my life
Jesus Christ...it hurts because it’s true
To think I was 14 watching this damm time flies..I’ve been watching since his first far cry series makes me feel old now
POV: you have crippling nostalgia
HOW DID YOU KNOW
yeah
Ding ding ding✅✅
yep
You read my freaking mind
I like how “gaining mass” only refers to the upper body and your legs can be toothpicks
I love how the humor is pretty accurate, I know a few guys like this
They never do leg day so I’m pretty sure if I pushed them slightly they would topple over
just hit their knees and they wont be able to get back up
When the doctor checks their reflexes they end up in the ER
@@fullliquorbar8829 LMFAO
@@fullliquorbar8829 lol
@@fullliquorbar8829 VIOLATION
Who got recommended this after 6 years
Me
Bro if this game came out today it would get canceled so fast and it’s so sad cause this was completely fine back in 2010’s
Me
7 for me lol
@@Pink_Marshy actually same
10:04
"Chicks banged: 3, YOU PROUD OF ME MA!?"
Lmao😂😂
Ma:no
Ma: pathetic, I banged more chicks in the last 5 minutes than you did in your entire life
@@NorthernNonsenseEnjoyer hol up
what does LMAO means ?
@@conniei laughed my ass off
2014: me: *:0 this game is amazing*
2015:
2016:
2017:
2018:
2019:
2020: youtube recommendations: *WoUlD yOu LikE sOmE nOstALgiA?*
Um..What does that even mean?
@@Kaijufan360 it means something old that was good and you liked that came back many years later
Yes, welcome 👌
It’s 2021 update it
@@vegandonut1018 i forgot about this comment lol
I think the bike being out of commission is a joke saying douche's always skip leg day, so nobodies every used it and it's just rusted away.
Ahhhhhh good catch.
lolll lift it instead :P
***** Either way. But it's mainly about skipping leg day.. that's like.. the whole design joke with the game.. they have legs that stay the same.
*****
That's what he meant by leg day..
MrGreenYeti
Holy shit I swear to god I thought this was a fever dream
no right
Me lifting:
3,4,5
*hot girl walks in*
45,46,47
Lmao
Same and LMFAO
You mean,
Me lifting:
1,2,3...
*HOT CHICK COMES IS DANGGGGGG*
Me:
9383928383928, 9383928383929...
@@asew7438 Lol
Unsung Gaming 101 WHO CARES IM IMPRESSING HER
Who else absolutely loved the intro 😂💚 (Edit) thanks for the likes!!
Yep he was rasing the roof hard xD
me, i was DYING!!! XD
the start of the video was funny i was think he was like(IM A DOUCHEBAG DONT TRY FIGHT WITH ME) xD lol!!!!!!!!
Me
Me
“Brada” is Serbian for “a beard” so I assume that’s what miss Paris meant
Yeah that also means beard in Macedonian too
I thought brada was supposed to be a parody of Prada lmao
Peep
@@spookire8496 that's probably more likely. She says that line even if you don't have a beard.
Meme avatar
I can't believe i watched this a whole 6 years ago, time goes by so fast
He skipped leg day
Probably cause he only worked out for a single day
they always miss leg day xD
@@beefboss4587 bro I love your name xD
Who needs legs when you got monster arms like these? He can probably walk on his fkin fingers
You can’t skip something that doesn’t exist
Arms are so big but legs are so small
preaching with Joshua Never skip leg day.
Never skip leg day
Never skip leg day
LEG DAY IS TOMORRRRROWWW
dare devil 95. Erey day is leg day
"Shes so wet Shes in the shower what were you thinking" 😂😂😂😂
Watch the start of the video and then you will see
I’m not telling You well I’m not tellin you then
Audi Kat Was can i get challel support plz
Whaaaa
Omg I turned my volume down when he said that lol
10:22 Jack blends in perfectly with the shower girl :'D
Lol ye
He really does!😂
"I don't know how the economy in this world works. I lift weights, I make money. Can I do that in real life?"
Oh, 2014 Jack. Such an innocent lad.
Jack: You look like Voldemort!
Me: Even Voldemort looks better than her.
ys
That's right ,3.
+_ Voldemort _ Oh yes it is.
+_ Voldemort _ VOLDEMORT
voldimort is pretty fit to be honest.
I also stand in the shower in public in the exact same position without blinking for long periods of time.
Hay babe
Chase Hughes SMOOTH AS FUCK
+Chase Hughes is she your girlfriend
Nope.
Really you just said 'NOPE' ;D
at 6.39 did enyone notice jacks money said 308.31999
man_of fire lol wtf
man_of fire yeah I was about to comment
yeah i saw datd ALOT OF DAT MONEYS
man_of fire I did
Man_of fire Death destroyer yes
where did the times go by where we all had no school on the weekends and just watch jack play games
"i wanna be the very best that no one ever was, to be a douce is my real test, to score chix is my goal"
~jacksepticeye 2016
Mya_ Plays_Minecraft 2014****
Mya_ Plays_Minecraft 2014
Mya_ Plays_Minecraft it says to score chix is my *cause*
douche*
Mya_ Plays_Minecraft this was in 2014 bakka
Game logic: Pay $100 just to take your shoes off
Lol
IKR
+Green Ranger Yassss
I know like da fuck
hjjiiiiieheqggqrgqehibgel
The sad thing is that there are people that think this is cool...
MARK OF THE BEAST RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
SuperNinja187
I beg your pardon?
Darude - Sandstorm
666 is the mark of satan or the beast
SuperNinja187
Oh, you were refering to my name! Now I get it!
realizing i was 5 watching this..... 5..
Bro is 12 ur stll young for this lil bro 😭
@@heheboi4877 bro im 14 im not good at math 😭
@@envyi505 still young for this 😭🙏
As entertaining as these videos are I hate these kind of people in real life. Seriously who wastes their time like that?
SuperZero2552 People who want to be strong and impressive waste their time in that if thats what your question was?
Neon Pink Zebra The amount of laughter you caused me to have just now can't be typed, so you'll have to take my word for it that I'm laughing at you profusely. "Strong and impressive," indeed.
XD Strong, Impressive.....
Neon Pink Zebra Kinda strong, impressive... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ha!
+Neon Pink Zebra I think he's referring to the douchebagginess and the plain wrongness of steroids, "banging" multiple chicks in one day, and general douchebaggery. Gaining muscles to be impressive and confident is good, but that's not what this game is. It's making fun of douchebags to be funny
at 10:23, your facecam fits perfectly to the chick under it Sean :D
It looks like a photoshop gone wrong XDD
I never knew you also watched Jack
YES LMAO
DENIX I LUV YOOOOUUUUU
wow it does
Jack: Chicks banged? 3...Are you proud of me mom?
lel
Cmon say MA not mom
i feel ya
How old are you I'm 8
moron
Whatever you do don’t have one of jack’s videos turned all the way up well wearing headphones I repeat don’t turn the volume all the way up well wearing headphones on jack’s videos
Anyone else notice that you have to pay to go barefoot? xD
Alec Robey yeah. kind of ridiculous but considering the game...it makes sense
Timely Alchemist Ik I just loved it XD
Ha! It’s like paying for every step you take
Holy crap the intro....I just fell off my bed laughing....
OBird
Yes?
OBird
OBird me too
OBird ikr same
3:29 man be beating his meat
Ben Wilby My Thought Exactly
He does it all the way through it's real weird
you mean slapping his salmon
Nice one there
ikr i noticed it to xD
I watched Seán so much when I was younger that my humor is basically just a copy of his 😂
Jack: I'M A DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOM GET THE CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A. Ham
John Portillo ; ) sup
So cool
To cool
A. Ham
A. Ham
To cool.
Am I the only one who gives Jack high fives at the beginning of the videos? I am? Ohhhh.....
me too
Jasilyn Patrock me too
Jasilyn Patrock same
Jasilyn Patrock At the end, I always punch the area of the screen where the like button is and do the double-high-five-thing.
By the way his name is Shawn....
I've been with ya since about 800,000 subs, and I love all your vids. I'm happy you're past 1mil. ✋ I no that's late.
Thank you :D i appreciate the support
:) ur welcome. You're so funny that you make stupid games like this fun.
Saiyan Jedi Dude, i'm subscribed :D
Saiyan Jedi been around since he was at 3 subs
Been around since 12K. Its insane how far he has gotten.
When you realize you been watching Jack for more than 6 years this is fine this is okay
I loved how he caved in and bought the flippers 13:25
Guy forgot about leg day..
He forgot leg day about 400 times
+Springtrap Okay, but just one thing.
...
...
...
Can I give you a hug? :3
+Maxwell Davis skip leg
So true
I've been with you since 200,00 and have been amazed at how fast your channel is growing. Good job man.
“DUDE,I’m gonna be so BUFF that all of the STRAIGHT guys are gonna want me”
-Sean 2014
anyone else notice the PARTY ROCK shades at 14:43 ?
i like how this is made in sep 9 2014 and we watching this in sep 3 2016
lol
Ye
But its just normal bc all of his vids are just bootyful XD
RandomGirl 4 life fuck you
WEIRD GIRL
wtf? I just complimented jack and now you're telling me to fuck off? Dude say that to yourself.
RandomGirl 4 life sorry meant to write that to someone else
For anyone who is wondering Brada means beard in Serbian so jack was right about the chin strap
No one was wondering
@@undead_shadow9655 jack was and so was I and probs a lot more people
@@Andreag12984 quite literally no one asked
@@undead_shadow9655 skill issue.
10:23
Look at how perfect that is with the facecam and the girl
Lmao
Imagine if he had a green screen at the time lmao
Who else noticed his hand when he was standing still?
I did 😳
+jacob hussey ikr
+Aiden Dixon JACKing 😂
+jacob hussey Yeah, I did, was just about to comment the same thing xD
+jacob hussey fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
0:05 when your favorite song comes on in your playlist
Lmao
*RAISE THE ROOF!*
In the game, it cost $100 to go barefoot XD
XD
how do you pay 100 to be barefoot can't you just take off the shoes
+Jessie Bobb you need access to be barefeet :3
3:02 1 MILLION SEVENTY THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT
I DONT REMEMBER
SIX
DOUCHEBAGGGGGGGGGG
Jack is da best
Did anyone realise that he has play dough in the backround? XD 15:53
Shishi 06260 i see it
i did lol XD
Yeah .-.
its a way to relieve stress i think tbh
I cracked when i saw it
Aggressively... ‘RAISE THE ROOF’ 😂😂😂
Oh my... That Pokemon reference. Also, where's my 2018 bros?!?!?!?! (And sistahs. ;3)
Amanda Curtis *HI SISTER*
Hi
What you mean I'm in 69696969
Amanda Curtis Da ChangsterGirl is here!
Fuck Pokemon
lol I remember when I first played this game I fell in love with it and got max everything and all the girls in like half an hour
Same
SHADOWS IN MY ROOM can’t take back the love that I gave you. Still the point where I love and I hate you and I cannot change you so I must replace you oh, easier said then done I thought you were the one listening to my heart instead of my head, you found another one but I am the better one I won’t let you forget me...
you can’t play it anymore :(
this got in my reccomended now- I REALLY MISSED OUT ALL THESE YEARS
*jams come on*
*jack slowly come in*
Jack:RAISE THE ROOF
Me:hahahahahhananahahahajanah
For some reason I think that’s funny
I rember when the date of the video said 1 day ago.
Haven’t watched this for 6 YEARS
Did anyone else realise at 10:20 it's kind of like Sean's body is attached to that girl's?
At 13:53 look at his legs how does he stand up?
I don't even know anymore.
samantha Divnich he skipped leg day
Wow
i skip legday too. i train only to find a woman. but no woman like train legs on a man
I'm kind of sad Jack didn't make a Phoenix Wright reference about the hair.
same..
At least he made a Pokèmon reference
..HOLY CRAP IT DOES SORT OF LOOK LIKE PHOENIX
i was thinking about that too XD
I quickly noticed it.
Yeah
I was 12 when i first watched this.
I now run a company and have a son.
@@trapmusic5669 Congrats dude
@@trapmusic5669Congrats on your success!
Listen to 1:11 to 1:28 with your eyes closed
😂
no why must this happen stop that's weird no no no no no no no no
xD 😑
pause at 4:48. jack has a new body. XD
lolololo
Anyone else here a whole decade later
It's been 6 years I've seen this so much Nostalgia
so were all rewatching our childhood favourite videos when their bored?
Yep
I used to love this so much, coming home from primary school. Ah, the nostalgia.
Anyone else here 8 years later on 22nd November 2022
"I have swag coming out of my ass!" Heh, that reminds me of Lily's dad from The Walking Dead. (Game.)
"I have charm coming out of my ass!"
"Real charming dad..."
***** Yup... sad end tho..
Let me guess Clementine dies
Darył Dixon What?! No!
***** Yea, close, but no.
Jack:"RAISE THE ROOF"
me: GAWD DAMNIT JACK XD LOL
Jeez I watched this when I was 10 💀
i was 5
Nothing like old jack nostalgia
I remember playing this game on someone else phone when I was like ten or eleven XD we were on a six-hour bus ride to camp and all i had brought were books, so this older kid let me play on their phone for a bit, good times
8:05
In the words of Childish Gambino, in multiple songs,
"I got swag out my ass so I’m usin’ that
Texting with Olivia Munn, hopefully she’ll give me some".
"Swag out the ass, I'm the man, fuck chico".
4:54 SEAN, YOU BASTARD, YOU TRICKED ME. 😠😂😂
Thanks for the throwback algorithm! I remeber when I was young I would watch this with fear because I wasn't supposed to watch birds with cussing.
When you skip legday
Who's Watching This In 2019?
3X7R4_ P07470 woo
Me
Your mom
me
No body cares
How come bare foot cost $100
medical bills
Mr. Bean Bag ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
😳 dont wanna say it
2018-2019 anyone?
Me 2018
Me 2019
Un Known me either one since I am kinda close.
Hi
PeerieAnimations G’day
I watched this years ago
now im back
So its like 12 at night and im watching Jack. The beginning is quiet so i turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP and wake up ALMOST EVERYONE because he suddenly says "RAISE THE ROOF!" 😂😂 im dead 😂😂
Anybody else just coming back to his videos for fun?
Yup
my cousin is six and the word he says most is douche!
:)
Rotten Potatoes99
Mmmkk
You are awesome
Hockeygoaliedude_ 41_FTW hahaha my lil cousin said to f*** off once
After 7 years still hasn't got old😌
When Jack said "BUT WE GOTTA GET ALL DA BITCHES!" at 0:40. The game all of a sudden said flirt with chix. 😂
I remember watching this 7 years ago
This is such a weird thing to remember
Jack: "ohh, you look like a ferret-" me: shut rofl 😂
*whut
hi I have a good day please see the
+Hunter Giannelli I meant whut look at the replies
But you wrote "shut" so I don't give a shit.
coming back to these videos is so nostalgic
Man... 9 Years?
yea man….😢
LITTERALLY my childhood
10:25 the girls body looks like it's jack's body LMAONSWFJDKSADGJSH
hahahaha yeah!
HAHAHAHAHAHHCBCNCNVNVKC
What pic is this? I know it's a pitbull but it's funny
@@Kaijufan360 walter
Never forget leg day.
***** Douchepurses need leg day. They need no arms.
Fun fact, years ago I didn’t have internet, so I downloaded an archive of old school jack vids when ever I went to visit family with internet, so I had someone to watch when I felt like shit. Anything 4-5 years ago and earlier I have downloaded on my old computer.
I spent 2 years watching old jack on repeat...I don’t regret any of it
It’s been nine years since this dropped
0:01 slide in your dm’s like
OML XD HE SANG THE POKÉMON THEME SONG XDD BUT DOUCHEBAG STYLE. LMAO
Braixen The Fox ikr it was fantastic
Braixen The Fox
Dana Park What
play. hello neighbor
Amanda Napier iooo