Black Ops 3 lowered my IQ by several points

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  • @GhostlyWhiteGuy
    @GhostlyWhiteGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1529

    The only thing I remember about this campaign was the robot tearing your arms off and the needlessly complicated ending that I forgot after 2 days

    • @nathandts3401
      @nathandts3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I only remember White Rabbit and making fun of how bad the game was with a friend.

    • @ummmhelp
      @ummmhelp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      millions of dollars spent on a virtual arm removal

    • @enriquealvarez6145
      @enriquealvarez6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      All I remember is train go boom meme

    • @mariano98ify
      @mariano98ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nathandts3401 it is not the white forest?

    • @nathandts3401
      @nathandts3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mariano98ify White rabbit is the name of the song that plays at at the end part where you're walking and purging. Quite a famous song.

  • @bebberonibizza
    @bebberonibizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1820

    now you gotta play the alternate campaign that has zombies instead of robots. trust me its integral to the story and definitely makes more sense

    • @LuvzToLol21
      @LuvzToLol21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      HA! Good one.

    • @cainmathewson1857
      @cainmathewson1857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Call of Duty has gotten to the point that for a good few seconds after reading this I was actually about to try and look that shit up lol

    • @bebberonibizza
      @bebberonibizza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@cainmathewson1857 it's real

    • @CountlessPWNZ
      @CountlessPWNZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      nah, zombies after waw and black ops 1 were genuinely wack.

    • @ratryox5667
      @ratryox5667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@CountlessPWNZ pov: you like having a different opinion just to be different

  • @Blackcloud288
    @Blackcloud288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Truly surprised there was no "the dead speak" joke integrated, considering that's the actual plot of the game.

    • @johnjacob2978
      @johnjacob2978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Check the text at the end of the video

  • @redeye4516
    @redeye4516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    I knew I was in for some shit the minute they referred to their special forces teams as "being black ops"
    A "black operation" or "black op" is the term for a military operation that isn't meant to b publicized. It's a secret that can never get out for political reasons, if anything goes wrong the government denies that you exist and you're basically on your own. This is why Mason was never rescued from Vorkuta, you were buried the minute you jumped off that plane.
    In short, a "black op" is a kind of operation and not an organization of task force, but this is COD where nothing is done correctly or logically so I dunno what I was expecting.

    • @WK-47
      @WK-47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah, like everyone in every military and government was replaced by a literal bad actor and left with all their resources to pretend to do the person's job and then end up in the most amazing, ridiculous situations.
      Pretty much avant-garde art like he said. It's hyper-real or something. Weird stuff.

    • @NotOnLand
      @NotOnLand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Metal Gear Solid 1 even explains this in the intro cutscene. "This is a top-secret black op, don't expect any official support." You'd think with how influential that game was the devs would know that.

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@NotOnLand They also could've googled "what are black ops" before making Black Ops III.

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      how are they publicized if you're in a simulation?

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Immolator772
      I think you've missed my point. A black op is a type of operation, not a group. The game is calling your character and their group "black ops" as if it's a unit designation, which it's not.
      For example, let's say that we're playing a game series called "Electrical Fires" where you play as a firefighter unit specially trained in putting out electrical fires. In Electrical Fires 3, your character is put into a group and they tell them that they're an electrical fire now. Do you see what I mean now?

  • @mr.s9783
    @mr.s9783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    The BO3 campaign was one of the most convoluted, depressing, and bland experiences I've ever had playing a video game. You can tell a lot of work went into it, but more work doesn't always get you a better game.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      the problem really was that it was marketed as a futuristic Cold War, with a sort of augmentations arms race but it wasnt like that at all. The game didnt know if it wanted to be a cyberpunk-ish story of a rouge AI trying to learn about itself or about the cia and black projects like the original Black Ops

    • @mr.s9783
      @mr.s9783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@OlEgSaS32 And they shoehorned everything in and it was terrible. Rumor has it they originally wanted to do an open-world campaign before it was scrapped. Imagine that. 🤢🤮

    • @icantthinkofagoodusername4464
      @icantthinkofagoodusername4464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Apparently this wasn't even meant to be a Black Ops game, but because Black Ops is the best selling of the CoD sub-franchises Activision forced them into changing it. That along with an early version of the campaign getting scrapped lead to the story being so poorly told. It has cool elements but you have to slow down all of scrolling text at the start of each mission and read it to understand the story's plot twist that's never explained otherwise, and without knowing the plot twist you can't notice a lot of the little details that foreshadow it. It's like they finally figured out how they would fit all of the themes together in a story but didn't have time to execute it properly, so they just left the largest plot point hidden in some fucking text you can't realistically be expected to read.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@icantthinkofagoodusername4464 Not to mention it was supposed to be *open-world* at first.

    • @ver5549
      @ver5549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mr.s9783 ngl I would’ve played the shit out of it if it was open world or at least like Infinite Warfare’s campaign

  • @feasogachsionnach1872
    @feasogachsionnach1872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    This game is tied in with the other black ops games, it's just very vague. In the Egyptian Train Station mission (I forget the name of the mission), Khalil talks about Raul Menendez being partly responsible as to why the Egyptian defence has lasted as long as it did, or something like that.

    • @OpticHamster69
      @OpticHamster69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      There's only 2 references to previous games of Raul Menendez and Nova 6 Gas in the Singapore. That's it, definitely on a level like Black Ops 1 with the mind fuck

    • @feasogachsionnach1872
      @feasogachsionnach1872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OpticHamster69 Aye

    • @CaptainResident
      @CaptainResident 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The actual base concept is tied to it, actually. The entire reason the world is in that state is because aircraft and drones became pointless, since Menendez' fuckery with drones led to countries MAJORLY improving their air security. So all the wars are on foot and that's why there's cyborg soldiers. So it's kind of like showing the after effects of BO2.
      That said, the game does fuck all to explain this as you play it and it's such a huge waste of a neat concept.

    • @saladv6069
      @saladv6069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They actually explain the aftermath of BO2 in the safehouse codex, but the game never tells you it exists.

    • @CaptainResident
      @CaptainResident 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Roniixx nobody is really trying, this is just stuff the game talks about in the background that nobody pays attention to.
      Really shit storytelling but the base concept is alright, they just wasted it on "hoohoo haha mind games".

  • @temporallobe
    @temporallobe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Its ok, Oboe. We know you love CoD and replay all the campaigns on a daily basis.

  • @LuvzToLol21
    @LuvzToLol21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    The gritty Psychonauts reboot no one asked for

    • @Kable_TV
      @Kable_TV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah they had to soft reboot the series again and they just called it phsyconauts 2

    • @dandy6876
      @dandy6876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and no one needed

  • @403Online
    @403Online 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    The concept of the campaign was pretty cool, the whole Deus Ex-esque mind/machine narrative. The problem is, it was executed super poorly. I should not have to google what happened.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think it's in part because it was originally supposed to be open-world game (likely a bit like Human Revolution/Mankind Divided), but got retooled into classic campaign shooter halfway through.

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i like how everyone tells it's executed poorly, when most didn't even get the story. It's psychological story for a reason.

    • @sporter527
      @sporter527 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i just want a game where i shoot the bad guy and train go boom

  • @xBezerkerrr
    @xBezerkerrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I remember they had a weird half assed zombies version of the campaign too that re-contextualized the missions while putting zombies everywhere instead of regular guys

  • @aidar95
    @aidar95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small,
    And the ending of Black Ops 3
    Doesn't make sense at all

    • @porkcracklins630
      @porkcracklins630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AI gains sentience, murders scientists who made it, calls itself Corvus and begins infecting soldiers that link to it (through Taylor who linked with it first). Slowly develops sapience as it passes from soldier to soldier which drives Hendricks insane. It attains full sapience in PC's brain and after the PC kills themselves, Corvus takes over and calls itself Taylor after the soldier who (inadvertently) freed it. Made sense to me.

    • @danielo9141
      @danielo9141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The 'technology' that mother gives you allowed soldiers to live on after death, which is essentially the save function in any shootem up.
      This is why the ceo stand-in npc cannot explain who you are as they have not achieved CHIM. This exec character then gets a gruesome double death punishment for their story crimes, but not before your character is overwhelmed by the revelation of CHIM and commits harrycarry.
      The true villain 'ai' is therefore a metaphor for the player who fulfils the supply demand transactions of the AAA Industrial games complex. And also drives this player character towards their doom, shame on you! It is also a backhanded insult to the player, delivered via a pithy plot with tropey twists that you presumably have paid for.
      The secret mastermind behind the AI really just wishes you'd play with their lootbox casinos, season pass timeshares and buy the skins/nfts indefinitely so they have to do less animations, voice acting and no writing for a campaign mode. So the corporate avatar was still the realreal villain, but he couldn't understand why.
      Or something. White rabbitttttt

    • @mr.s9783
      @mr.s9783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@porkcracklins630 No, player character was dead the whole time and was reliving the memories of Taylor through his DNI.

    • @icantthinkofagoodusername4464
      @icantthinkofagoodusername4464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@porkcracklins630 The scrolling text at the start of each mission are mission debriefs from Taylor. It describes the mission you're about to play but with Taylor being the protagonist instead of the player character. That along with a lot of subtle hints reveals that your character dies during the tutorial mission and you're reliving Taylor's memories through your DNI that's linked to his during that training simulation. There's actually a load of really cool foreshadowing that hints at the plot twist, like Taylor talking about Kane in the first mission, Kane's bandanna not being on her during moments that didn't really happen that the protagonist's mind is making up, and the frozen forest poem really being something recited to you by a doctor to calm you as you die, but all of it is sort of purposeless when you can't understand these details without knowing the plot twist which is never actually explained in-game.

    • @cdubsoptional7849
      @cdubsoptional7849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielo9141 in addition to everything you said, I think the game's also ripping off the Hyperion novels.

  • @jaded3160
    @jaded3160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    This game is literally a fever dream after you died. The games campaign takes place in for some reason someones conscious mind. And you are dead after the events of the first level. So basically its just fever dream the campaign but add some nazis and nazi zombies with a side of futurism and the middle east is at the brink of collapsing and your pretty much good

    • @LuvzToLol21
      @LuvzToLol21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      The "Reznov is dead" twist from the original Black Ops was great because you could actually connect the dots and figure it out yourself. You replay the campaign and start to pick up on clues, like how no one but Alex ever talks to or mentions Reznov.
      BO3's "you were dead the whole time" just comes out of nowhere. It had no buildup, no foreshadowing, and it doesn't really explain anything.

    • @khinzaw77
      @khinzaw77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@LuvzToLol21 It's literally an M. Night Shyamalan ending, completely unearned and out of nowhere.

    • @mariano98ify
      @mariano98ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@LuvzToLol21 well, it had foreshadowing, only that I don't remember as it was... The Reznov twist really have some plot holes, like the years that Mason spent in Vietnam after he "rescue" Reznov, why he didn't interact with him between missions? Did he not speak with him and show explain him to his squad saying something like: "look boys he is the famous Reznov I was speaking about who saved me in Vorkuta" and his squad be like "with who the hell are you speaking you about, Mason?"

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@LuvzToLol21 It kind of had a buildup but it's not one you'd really understand until a second playthrough. In the 2nd mission, where you're getting used to your new abilities in a simulated fight, this is happening while you are undergoing the surgery to get all your cyber buffs. You die mid-operation, and it's at the point where they state that "The simulation breaks down here, but we can go ahead", and you go on the chase with the woman. The implication being that the simulation broke down because you died and had stopped being fed information, but the DNI creates a reality for you.
      But the issue is that's only real foreshadowing if you know the simulation is perfect usually, so it breaking down would mean something. For all we know the simulations break down all the time so it's nothing to be worried about.
      It tries to make it a lot more blatant later, with obvious hallucinations and stuff, but that's just as easily explained by the DNI being imperfect. It's really hard to make a hallucination plot make sense when you also introduce ACTUAL hallucination creating technology. It's like trying to have a strong death scene in a show where it's established people can fake death or resurrect easily. Makes it really hard to actually know or care if it's a real death or not.

    • @Tjag321
      @Tjag321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So it's just the movie Repo men but worse in every conceivable way?

  • @MikoyanGurevichMiG21
    @MikoyanGurevichMiG21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    4:36 Still a better WW2 level than Vanguard

  • @WelcomeToLaMatanza
    @WelcomeToLaMatanza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    For a long time I didn't know this game had a campaign because i bought the multiplayer only lol

    • @alvanegra253
      @alvanegra253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      you bought the ps3 or xbox 360 version xd

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It shouldn't even be a black ops series. There's like one single aspect from the previous black ops that translates to this game. And I think it's just the whole "bad guys creating sleeper cell soldiers in the good guy countries " or something

    • @theasiancow1860
      @theasiancow1860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alvanegra253 i remember watching videos of how bad it was on xbox 360 lol. Bo3 was genuinely a good cod tho. Multiplayer was solid and zombies was awesome. Last cod I really played

    • @alvanegra253
      @alvanegra253 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theasiancow1860 same, now I just hope I can play the previous ones

    • @notNajimi
      @notNajimi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theasiancow1860 yeah it still really carried the spirit of bo2, just not in the campaign

  • @doomshill110
    @doomshill110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I heard that the whole campaign after u get ur limbs ripped off in the beginning by that robot is set in your dying mind, so that's something

  • @l33tnobody1337
    @l33tnobody1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    the saddest thing is that barely anybody understood what the game was about and how it all made sense. I literally had to watch videos back in the day explaining it and while I did understand it, I also understood that they did a poor job bringing it across. From what I understand it goes like this: When the robot rips your arms off and breaks your legs you actually died. They tried to save your life by turning you into a cyborg and having Taylor help your brain get used to it by linking his to yours. It's later explained that when you jack into the other characters shortly before they die their last moments get connected to your memories, i.e. they can live through them. And that is what's happening to you. You're living through Taylor's Memories as your last moments. That also explains why your character is confused, not knowing how they got to the next place or what day/year it is. I think it's a cool Idea for a story, it was just very poorly executed.

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, you can't have a mindfuck story and then never reveal that this is what you were doing

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In BO4 they should've explained it, since most COD players don't have the IQ to understand it.

    • @TheSlayer.
      @TheSlayer. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Immolator772 Well they can't explain anything if there is no campaign lol

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheSlayer. exactly

  • @woolyyyyyyy
    @woolyyyyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That scene at the beginning when the mech mutilates the player in first person is fucking brutal. It's so fucked up.

    • @BigBoss_670
      @BigBoss_670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it was hilarious when I played on release. Especially when you try punching it lol

    • @joehill7916
      @joehill7916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BigBoss_670 yeah lol haha sure.

    • @rbpierce8151
      @rbpierce8151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Check out the 'strogification' in Quake 4, lol

    • @Evolution-Is-A-Blatant-Lie
      @Evolution-Is-A-Blatant-Lie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joehill7916 f-gat wimp. go to your safe space

    • @joehill7916
      @joehill7916 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Evolution-Is-A-Blatant-Lie coming from someone with "words kill" on their bio lmao

  • @WelcomeToWalMarth
    @WelcomeToWalMarth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    only thing i played it for was that one mission set in a ww2 section
    also nightmares mode thats just campaign but also with zombies
    edit: apparently bo3 campaign is set way in the future using bo2's story events as a background. none of the characters are related to the characters from bo1 or bo2 tho lmao

  • @saladv6069
    @saladv6069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I respect the effort they put into it, I think the story makes sense when explained properly, but the story fails to do that

    • @hermitgreenn
      @hermitgreenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They wanted to do a Metal Gear Solid 2, but fumbled the ball. The hints are there and it's better executed in Cold War.

  • @beanieguitarguy4070
    @beanieguitarguy4070 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Black Ops 3 was by far the best CoD campaign ever for Co-Op. My friend and I were entertained for hours just laughing at how comically bad it was. 😂
    It helps that the gameplay actually was fun, too.

  • @shifty1927
    @shifty1927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You got metal legs Lieutenant Stabler.. Black ops X Forrest Gump X Law and Order... the ultimate crossover.

  • @fuego2606
    @fuego2606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I played this campaign and remember that it wasnt bad but I have no recollection of what happened and I think that's pretty much explains how good it is.

  • @coralanturn
    @coralanturn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I remember playing this campaign on hardened and dying 20 times to the metal gear boss thingy. I also remember a zombies campaign that was a bit more fun.

  • @cdubsoptional7849
    @cdubsoptional7849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I absolutely lost it at "Train go boom" @ the 1:30 mark. Jeezus, murray, 'n jooohesif, I was not ready to laugh that hard

  • @chriswilliams8159
    @chriswilliams8159 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a famous person/philosopher once said, ''Train go BOOM!"

  • @squareroots6003
    @squareroots6003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    This Call of Duty campaign has the best story ever in a call of duty game, it tackles a lot of deep and meaningful shit like the afterlife, and what it means to be alive. But the developers were like, yeh lets give them the story fragmented and they'll figure it out, it will be fine.

    • @vale_3k
      @vale_3k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think this campaign is great and genuinely one of the coolest thing cod has done, I feel like people would consider it one of the best if it was a lot easier to understand. I don't think it deserves the hate it gets at all but I can see why people don't want to watch 10 videos explaining the ending lol. Still love the gameplay, abilities, enemies, crazy mission design etc, its very different from the typical "go stop evil russian man" but I get why people dont like it as a cod game or a black ops 2 sequel

    • @tenghiskhan2063
      @tenghiskhan2063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@vale_3k personally if your story is hard to understand it either isn’t a good story, or your presentation was poor, level of confusion doesn’t equal level of quality

    • @boreasthenortherndragon6217
      @boreasthenortherndragon6217 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a very good idea, but poorly executed. I wouldn't call it a great story as a result.

    • @squareroots6003
      @squareroots6003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tenghiskhan2063 the presentation was terrible, it didn't help that the missions were placed out of chronological order, but also they were all available to play from the start, so people could play in whichever order they wanted. That only added to the confusion.

    • @sharpen193
      @sharpen193 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@squareroots6003 I wish they did what MGSV did with its ending and have you do an abridged version of the story but with things more clear this time.

  • @TheTber123
    @TheTber123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that guy's death scream echoing and getting all "90's videogame sound quality" gave me real Street Fighter vibes, I don't know. But Mortal Kombat also works too.
    (the guy who gets killed by a tree near the end)

    • @rexpalus7455
      @rexpalus7455 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean The Doctor? Type 'emergency medical hologram voyager' to a search engine :)

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I barely remember the campaign, I remember some of the missions, and a few cool things in the campaign, such as choosing your weapons and outfit... That's it.

  • @existingnikch
    @existingnikch ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The gameplay for the campaign is great IMO, it's just that the story was shoved through a woodchipper and put back together inside out with off brand Elmer's glue

  • @yeetyateyote5570
    @yeetyateyote5570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact, you actually CAN make a grenade launcher in subnautica. If you breed a TON of crashfish in the big alien containment you can shove em into the PRAWN storage, equip the propulsion arm, and freely load and fire them from the cockpit seat at your leisure. They usually 3-hit bone sharks, it’s super satisfying

  • @dodgeworldl8470
    @dodgeworldl8470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Fun fact; The game tells you the character you started the game as died... In a jumble of text on a loading screen. So the games main plot of the game is not only on a loading screen, but really hidden in it.
    Who green lit this story!?

    • @Axispa.
      @Axispa. ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Black Ops 3 is a massive mindfuck.

  • @Ben-vs7bq
    @Ben-vs7bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i think youre right that nobody else has ever played this campaign because i definitely wouldve heard about it if anyone else knew blops 3 turned into a lars von trier movie

  • @JesusChristDenton_7
    @JesusChristDenton_7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Remember that time people compared Deus Ex: Mankind Divided and Call of Duty: Black Ops 3?

  • @SolaceMcfly
    @SolaceMcfly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The campaign had a few bugs, the multiplayer was fun except when you ran into a whole team using the camping specialist, zombies was probably the best in recent years compared to what came after it. Now the game is filled with hackers

  • @edwinflores3265
    @edwinflores3265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seeing you use Modern Weapons in WW2 just convinces me that some Dev heard of "Darkest of Days" and was like, "Let's use that idea!"

  • @caleb0peyton
    @caleb0peyton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I played this with my uncle, who’s already played through it, so he skipped the cutscenes and I had no clue what was happening.

  • @Jayalen
    @Jayalen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Black ops 3 story in a nutshell:
    You were killed by robots and the rest of the campaign is a hallucination of a dying person (you) that slowly devolves into a fever dream

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv ปีที่แล้ว

      Me irl

  • @artyomsaveli9681
    @artyomsaveli9681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'I don't think a single person in the entire world has ever played this (Black Ops 3) Campaign.'
    Well I did, and I wished I didn't.

  • @Destroyerofnations
    @Destroyerofnations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny enough is that it’s meant to be a legit sequel, as they reference the Cordis Die from BO2 and their uprising. This is supposedly set after that ending.

  • @Nefarious_Bread
    @Nefarious_Bread 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey, the hand cutting off laser thing can also be used for feet.

  • @roam980
    @roam980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What urks me most about the black ops 3 campaign is not how convoluted it was, but the fact that before release they had the football player marshawn lynch promoting the game and how he was featured in the story mode.
    Yet in the actual game he was only featured in one level and he was just a background character like WTF?!

  • @darkchild130
    @darkchild130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah yes, the campaign that was so convoluted you needed to read the tie in graphic novel to make any sense of it.

  • @victorleon67
    @victorleon67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Most confusing COD campaign of all time. Best Zombies though

  • @Mrevilkittens
    @Mrevilkittens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow watching an Oboeshoes video and getting a notification of a new Oboeshoes video is like an Oboeshoes overload, or an Oboe-load if you will.

    • @tomkrawec
      @tomkrawec 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oboe-load me up, soldier.

  • @TheSword2212
    @TheSword2212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rip Spencer this was your favorite COD. I miss you man I miss you a lot

  • @legendaryfella3236
    @legendaryfella3236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Overall this game was alright, the zombies was really good, the multiplayer was decent, and the campaign was awful.

    • @somerandomdood3478
      @somerandomdood3478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The ost was good in my opinion

    • @chrisiooo
      @chrisiooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The campaign was probably the worst of all CoDs (still played it twice, one of those times in coop on the abslute cock and ball torture that is realism difficulty), but I spent way more time than I'd like to admit in the MP and still do so occasionally.

    • @M0rshu64
      @M0rshu64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bo3 was the golden age for Zombies.

    • @strikefg
      @strikefg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisiooo vanguard:

    • @chrisiooo
      @chrisiooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@strikefg Tbf, I've only seen videos of Vanguards campaign but seems to be better thwn BO3

  • @fromulus
    @fromulus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I owned this game, hell I owned a blops 3 edition ps4, but I don't remember this campaign at all, must've never played it. No regrets there.

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I didn't hate the campaign, honestly. It was fun enough in co-op, just kind of meh. There were way too many cutscenes, though. Seriously, it really hits you just how much of the game is cutscenes when you play the alternate zombies campaign.

  • @zvir7493
    @zvir7493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I played the BO3 campaign like 5 times and I still don’t know wtf was going on in that game.

  • @VampyKitsune
    @VampyKitsune ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I played it and realized that I needed to play it a second, this time paying attention. And then I played it 3 times just to make sure I understood everything

  • @shark899138
    @shark899138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how he incorrectly stated Treyarch didn't want to make more campaigns and activision went "No you don't have to." When Treyarch WANTED to make a campaign for BO4 and ACTIVISION went "No. Just make profit."

  • @matteoziegler7632
    @matteoziegler7632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I ironicly liked this campaign mainly because you had like some consistent mechanics like funny fireflies that burned people alive

  • @outlawtaylor3
    @outlawtaylor3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually played this game for the campaign. So I owned a Xbox 360 (no internet) and pre order it from GameStop. When it came out it didn’t have a campaign (for last gen consoles). So I canceled the game. So I got a PS4 and then I could play the game. After playing the campaign multiple times and after beating it the only thing I comprehend from the story was “train go boom”.

  • @HistoryMonarch1999
    @HistoryMonarch1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I played the campaign and I always wondered “why does this feel like multiplayer” cause the UI

  • @pickbrandon5583
    @pickbrandon5583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember playing this a few year after it came out, and boy was I glad I waited for it to by 15$ at gamestop lol

  • @HQ_Default
    @HQ_Default ปีที่แล้ว

    1:20 - 1:31
    That's it. That's the perfect summary of Black Ops III.

  • @purvdragon-sensei
    @purvdragon-sensei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Was this the one where you’re supposed to play the campaign backwards? That’s why you can play any level from the start.

  • @dwagin6315
    @dwagin6315 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "ember" trailer made this game seem way cooler than it actually was. The idea of mankind messing with their genetic biology with cybernetics, slowly becoming a shell of their former humanity is a common trope, but a fun one nonetheless. We got none of that at all here.

  • @Miss-Foe
    @Miss-Foe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of the few CoD campaigns I actually played to completion (mostly because I hated the mp) and I gotta say it wasn’t worth the $0 it cost to steal it. I ended up giving it to my brother who ended up loving the mp for some reason I’ll never understand. Made me not trust him when MW2019 came out and he said CoD was good again.

  • @AjitaniShirasu
    @AjitaniShirasu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I shot up an airport and got BONUS POINTS."
    ~Badjur, 2015

  • @devonstacy8433
    @devonstacy8433 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Outcome?
    Train go boom”
    I quoted that for monthes lol

  • @adeptusfantasticus
    @adeptusfantasticus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Play the nightmare campaign at least, it's the se cutscenes and story but really out of order with bad adr it's hilarious and better than the actual campaign

  • @mattc7420
    @mattc7420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how the robot was designed to commit war-crimes with an intimate knowledge of the human body.

  • @roguerifter9724
    @roguerifter9724 ปีที่แล้ว

    This might be the first of the Black Ops campaigns I played. I thought I owned Back Ops II but I couldn't find it when going through my PS3 games recently, and I just got Back Ops I, but I might have Black Ops II boxed up somewhere because at one point I thought I was going to have to move last year, and boxed most of my games up. I unpacked most of them but I'm sure there are a few I haven't found yet.

  • @Carlos-Garcia47
    @Carlos-Garcia47 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the only cod campaign that I never finished😂

  • @zhakest8328
    @zhakest8328 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:12 reminds me of Rhys destroying handsome jack in tales from the borderlands

  • @sethgaston8347
    @sethgaston8347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you Oboe, comment for the algorithm to give me back my kids

  • @Mr.Mosquito89
    @Mr.Mosquito89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when you gotta make a new call of duty yesterday, but all you've got on your desk is a Titanfall disk and a copy of William Gibson's "Neuromancer" with half the pages missing.

  • @andrewlunceford1984
    @andrewlunceford1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember renting this game from redbox and it being my first cod campaign. I remember enjoying it and thinking it had some cool visuals

  • @robertolesiliatotacchini5023
    @robertolesiliatotacchini5023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I only understand one thing about this game "Train Go Boom"

  • @trashcompactorYT
    @trashcompactorYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The NRC? The Nuclear Regulatory Committee? What a weird enemy faction

  • @xxdesertstorm
    @xxdesertstorm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how did you not put in TRAIN GO BOOM at full volume that line made that game great

  • @TiernanWilkinson
    @TiernanWilkinson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was one of the Call of Duty campaigns ever made.

  • @aliberry5510
    @aliberry5510 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I literally walked away from my computer to get some juice and all of a sudden Dr Manhattans in this game? 4:36

  • @liikliik88
    @liikliik88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crazy how I never touched the campaign of this game and never had a second thought

  • @irh_real
    @irh_real 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the campaign of all time, the game is played, the people speak, the people are killed, truly one of the most games

  • @HALOASSASSIN24
    @HALOASSASSIN24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Robot Beats your guy to beat, the end."
    The funny thing is: That's the actual plot of Black Ops 3.
    No seriously.

  • @beefjerky007
    @beefjerky007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “What’s your name, soldier?”
    “Taylor Skywalker”

  • @omaa11
    @omaa11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    he actually said society lol

  • @williambuckley8769
    @williambuckley8769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On steam I'm missing the last achievement for realistic campaign it was such a pain mentally and physically

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Use camo cyber ability, all primary attachment wildcards, use the Drakon with thermal sights, FMJ, Suppressor, Rapid Fire, Extended Mags, Fast Mags. Secondary war machine (for ASP tanks or mobs), EMP grenades, any lethals, Emergency Reserve and Repulsor Armor tac-rigs. Abuse your special cyber vision to see and shoot enemies through walls with FMJ. Abuse thermals to shoot people's ankles and shoulders while they are in cover. If you're level 20 (you should be), you can switch to the remote control hack ability and use that to clear out entire rooms of enemies with talons, sentry guns, or the little rocket tanks.
      Use loadout crates to refresh your Emergency Reserve after going down. The hardest mission in the game is going to be either the first one because you don't have the special vision yet and the last holdout can be a bitch, or the one where you swim underwater forever and die to a glancing blow from the depth charges. If you're having trouble with the flying drone boss with the 4 engines, know you can snipe the engines through gaps in the roof with your sniper. Takes a mag but it kills the engine, you don't need explosives.
      And the mission where you have to run out into the firing line and plant the explosive spikes looks scarier than it actually is. The enemies infinitely respawn so just clear a couple, camo, sprint the spot and plant the spike, back away and blow it to cover the retreat, then lay in cover till camo comes back. During the holdout after the jet flying set piece, learn the spawns and abuse camo to shoot enemies without them firing back. You don't need to kill them all, just enough that the hack goes through and gets you a checkpoint. Warlords (tanky robots that hipfire LMGs and walk at you) are pretty easy to melt with headshots. I imagine EMP or any control hacks work well too.
      I just platinumed it the other day because I apparently got it free on PS5.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I played the campaign, I forgot about it after beating it.

  • @jonathanvillanueva9206
    @jonathanvillanueva9206 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I still remember being hella angry after I completed the campaign. I was like “what is the frozen forest”!?!?!

  • @HeHe-lg9bv
    @HeHe-lg9bv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favourite part was Corvus T-posing after killing Kruger

  • @HazmatUnit
    @HazmatUnit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have played the campaign, almost the entire campaign. Let's say there were definitely some parts where it was trying to force you get friends to play with.

  • @s4-r7
    @s4-r7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I played the campaign and the only things i remember are that i didn't understand the end cutscene,that the part with the zombies was the least boring part and that some enemies did have way to many HP.

  • @jesuschavez8417
    @jesuschavez8417 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You literally just play 1 mission. The rest is reliving Taylor's memories and more existential dread.

  • @czechoslovakia7105
    @czechoslovakia7105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *chuckles in bought this game for just zombies*

  • @Kinos141
    @Kinos141 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The twist is that you actually died after the first mission and that they synced you up with Taylor to put you in a coma dream thing while they try to revive but it didn't work.
    It's basically one big death throe.

  • @andrewmccrary8149
    @andrewmccrary8149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only reason I remember this game is because Taylor was a main character in Law and Order SVU.

  • @worsethanyouthink
    @worsethanyouthink 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Train go boom is literally the only memorable part of this

  • @Itsfriedsteak
    @Itsfriedsteak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Played this a few weeks ago after seeing your other COD videos and man did I make a horrible decision

  • @charlesh4333
    @charlesh4333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m kinda surprised you didn’t throw in the zombie level from the campaign

    • @nesquick84
      @nesquick84 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesn't like it when the dead speak

  • @randomperson2797
    @randomperson2797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Day 567 of trying to get Oboe to do a Skyrim Sigurd RP
    “Out of all the CODs, this is one of them” as someone who has never played cod and only knows about it through absorbing it from internet culture, this is exactly the conclusion I came to, it’s just, one of them

  • @Speedy636Germany
    @Speedy636Germany 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're not the only one, I'm currently playing the campaign. However, I only want to finish in order to re-play the maps with zombies ;o)

  • @simbachvazo6530
    @simbachvazo6530 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ops 3 was my introduction to BO, I only ever played the first Modern Warfare before it. It sucked, but the secrets and the little hub area was neat.

  • @alexyo3927
    @alexyo3927 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Campaign coop is always a blast me and some friends had a blast playing this

  • @everyonehatesjet5542
    @everyonehatesjet5542 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I immediately thought Doctor Manhattan as soon as I saw that blue guy flying lmao

  • @FredDurst00
    @FredDurst00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All I remember is train go boom.

  • @mikachu69420
    @mikachu69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as one of the few people who 100% this campaign, but i still don't know why the bad guys are bad or what the hell the ending means

  • @echodelta2172
    @echodelta2172 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    THERE GOES QUADRINAROS POWER COUPLING
    I see you, oboe....