Game Theory: Who Will Survive [CENSORED] Virus?
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There has been a lot of news going around about how to not catch the flu and other recent illnesses. In that, I found an interesting question about facial hair - will it protect you from getting sick? Today we are checking our temperatures as we see if your beard is RUINING your chance at staying healthy! From Mario's mustache to Geralt's manly stubble, we are seeing who would SURVIVE a viral outbreak!
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"Your grandmother who has diabetes and hyper tension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump!"
preaching the words of the good lord my man
Ah yes a man of taste I see 👌
I had to see if it was real. Seriously insensitive.
My mom has diabetes and she’s a grandma
@@karts1072 i have diabetes and its kinda bad because you need to inject needles in your body everyday
"Yoshi noise " Virus : "exists'
Steve : "drinks milk" u have no power here
@@agodzillafan9280 it cures unheathly stuff too
@@nisa0430 yep, you right!
True
Yee
I go through 3 bottles a day of milk.
I'm invincible.😁😄😁😄😁😄
In conclusion your grandmother who has hypertension and diabetes would outlive Luigi who clearly has a disadvantage with the high jump
Tomar, stop stealing Zach's jokes.
Okay we all saw the same oney plays maybe have an original thought
@@masterblaster8386 I have originals but that was just a cheap laugh 😆
@@CelestialWitch u stupid f××× that was the whole point is for ppl who saw the video dumb motherfu××××
Hurmph...well, okay.....
“Ah the perks of being forever alone”
MatPat, you have a wife. You have a son. You are not alone
Shhh he's trying to do funny
and catpat!
dont forget skip.
Who's MatPat? I only know matdaddy
#matdaddytrend
"Young, clean shaven, good hygiene, doesn't come into contact with others often..."
"Peach!"
Samus Aran: "Am I a joke to you?"
Though Samus has a lot of contact. Not the pleseant kind but *still* contact. =P
@@Thanathos1991 Contact in a hazmat suit on steroids tho
Samus, chief, doom guy, commander Shepard.. the list of people that wear futuristic armor with a ton of filters and seals go on and on. But ok peach is most likely because gloves.
Little Mac aswell
Sonic-*_B R U H_*
Matpat: this video is duuuumb
Matpat 3 years ago: let’s figure out the length of Luigis peen
That was three years ago?
Oh yes matpapa
2 more likes and it is blessed
No not at all we NEED a o know his peen size
THAT WAS THREE YEARS AGO????!!oh god I’m 13 this year and U still feel old.
This is offensive. My grandmother who has diabetes and hypertension definitely didn’t survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump-
Oof
Please end this
Game theory: Who would survive the holocaust?
I would love that video
Link would
@@NotEHcop So does Cloud from FFVII, and Luke from Earthbound....
Oh no... what have I done?
bro 💀
considering he said “Oy vey” at the start of the video, matpat wouldn’t.
Doom guy: *kills thousands of demons*
One demon: *sneezes once*
Doom guy: “guess I’ll die!”
That assumes the Praetor Suit doesn't filter that out.
Implying his immune system also isn't also as powerful as the Doomguy himself.
@@YoungAlienBoy Stop with the botting
He would cut the sneeze in half
@@absence9443 you're goddamn right
Not giving this to Samus? The girl who is not only spending most of her time alone in space, but goes everywhere in a full body environmental suit
That's true
would her and master chief tie? they both do that.
And doomguy
Samus is also genetically altered by an alien species, so not ENTIRELY human to begin with. There's a good chance the virus just wouldn't affect her.
link has been in a 100 yr quarantine
Your grandmother who has diabetes and hyper tension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump
But can goku beat aids?
Can’t believe he didn’t further the series with “Who Will Survive Police Brutality?” A true shame 😔
Ness has already got that one on lock
@@xerobeat9142 YOOOO FORGOT ABOUT THE DOWN SPECIAL YOU RIGHT
Just look at 12:10
Police brutality doesn't exist in America. Stop watching propaganda.
@@ScienceDrummer Me who got hit by police brutality T_T
7:31 I’m getting mixed signals... so you want me to call you MattDaddy? Kinky but ok...
@@Dead_Channel964
Stop spamming, joker.
ethan lilly wat 'bout MattyDaddy? Hehe
TH-cam: recommending stuff about “the virus”
Also TH-cam: *say it and you’re gone*
I love youtube.
I know right !
youtube is crazy
I know TH-cam is so weird right now with their demonetization seriously do you remember in 2017 you could say anything you want anytime you want and not get in trouble for it but then everything has changed and it really sucks like most of my TH-camrs are in allowed to see the cursewords in so now they have to resort she saying weird things instead of actually cursing I don’t give me wrong it’s so funny
@Nathaniel Garner moderation bots like these are the reason robots haven’t taken over humanity
This video aged like a fine wine
Who came from trash taste?
Can goku survive aids
I just came back to this video because of them
Me
Here
Yea I saw them talking about it
*Virus Exists*
Robot Characters: Hah noobs
*Computer Virus also Exists*
Robot Characters: Ah Sh- *dies*
Meganan though. Along with mother elf
Gravemind: Pitiful created... Are we a joke to you?
TH-cam: demonetizes content with word “corona”
Corona beer: In terms of money, we have no money
Science channels talking about the sun be like: 🤐
So corona beer how much money do you have
Corona beer company: No
Didn’t they stop selling Corona Beer because of the coronavirus??!
•-Asteroid_Town-• I don’t think so but I’m pretty sure their stock price dropped because some idiots think that corona virus and corona beer are the same thing so they stopped buying the beer
The same people who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows
Tangled: The kingdom of...
TH-cam: NOPE!
Wtf, I heard about this and I'm actually kinda surprised that it's real. What was MatPat and the whole team thinking?
pure genius was brewing in matthew patthews mind
wdym its hilarious
It's cool
ngl it's pretty funny
its so funny
next you should do which video game character would survive 9/11
Whipping out the double jump chart rn
"Princess Peach has no facial hair" False. She has sideburns.
bruuuh
😆
She CLEARLY has _peach fuzz_
Thaaaaaanks for that thing I’ll never unsee now lol
But the mask can still fit on her face lmao
Me with a cold: I’m fine just gonna wait it out
has sudden urge to travel the world:
Somethings wrong, I can feel it
@@YoungAlienBoy dude chill
Bot spooky
@spooky filmz ent. Bot I've seen you so many times repeating the same things same video.
Combhebment? You mean comment?
Are you having a stroke?
Rap god🙌
Imagine trying to watch this video in like 5 years
Ikr LOL
2 more years then
Hi irs future me hahajaha mehahahahaha
Watched today, it was an experience
@ThatGuyRNA I'm gonna find you ur ip is super easy to access hehe 😜 💓 ill be there soon.
wow it's almost as if this MatPat guy doesn't know how to be a human
man you watched oney plays kind of late
He’s doing his best.
you mean matdaddy
you're late@@PunkySlush
@@colt-_-jonson1743I'm late
Title: *exists*
Me: “Oh okay.”
MatPat: “Why is TH-cam like this?”
Me: “Good question.”
This is a great comment
@Kaii .-.
"The perks of being forever alone"
-a guy with a wife and kid 2020
Where are they matpat? HAVENT SEEN THEM FOR A WHILE!!!
Kehrbotr Supporter, don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to.
😬
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Everyone i ever loved is gone
Thanks maxmofoe for reminding me of this
Coronavirus patient: I can't wait to watch videos to distract me from the fact that I'm dying.
Matpat:
Coronavirus patient:
matdaddy:
Steve: **Has Unamed Virus**
Also Steve: **Drinks Milk**
Steve Again: I'm Cured!
Emerald Gaming my dude can get poisoned and drink milk and not die
Minecraft cows is a cure to all illnesses
Expectation : _milk can cure anything including unamed virus_
Reality : _milk doesn't cure anything_
*Reality is often disapointing.*
The power of melk/mill😂😂😂
@@candyneige6609 True..
This came out on my 18th birthday while I was in Juvie.
Bro 💀
Missed this video when it was released, came back because of TrashTaste Podcast
TH-cam: _I'm sorry, we can't have you talking about "controversy."_
_We pay the "news agencies" for that._
It's to help prevent the spread of misinformation from people only out to collect and revenue
@@BecauseGames *looks over again at media*
This reeks of irony...
Wow, true.
LOL
A
"The most viral topic thats sweeping the globe in 2020"
aliens in a couple months: Watch this
To be honest ban is justified as many wannabees spread misinformation about it...
TheRezro idk if you’re joking or not but this is about extraterrestrial aliens
@@burnttoast6974 I do. But I throw my fly...
Imma do a pro gamer move
Imagine your grandma dies from corona virus and this pops up in your recommended
Y'all remember when covid didn't seem like such a big deal? Heh.
13:14 - I beg to differ: Samus. She has a full body armour with in built air-supply, completely cutting her respiratory system off the rest of the world. She literally cannot come into contact with any disease wearing that.
X Parasite: Allow me to introduce myself
Yeah. She will once uppon a time put the suit off.
Master Chief on the other hand...
@@konoko1002k She didn't even have her Suit off when the X infected her
Master chief has all of those things, but like, 20 times better, in fact, according to one of the halo books, Spartans like him can BREATHE in space WITHOUT their helmets on for almost 20 minutes, plus, master chief pretty much hates people and usually works alone sooooooo.......
Do you mean the suit that does not even cover his entire skin?
Sorry, but my money is still on the Master chief. He at least has a full-body armor.
Matdaddy: Princess peach is the safest because she stay isolated
Me: Ya whenever she's not racing, fighting, playing tennis, soccer, baseball, hockey, party games, ect.
Or touching her face with the gloves that are meant to protect her... I get that mats a Nintendo fanboy but he couldn't have picked someone that makes more sense from that sector of gaming? Like, come on Samus does exist you know!
@@nickodagoat7395 on a weekly habit
Ha ha, lol
or getting kidnapped by a giant tortoise and getting saved by a "plumber"
Dat Boi My god, she is so dead!
What the hell, this is real?
Man this is just a work of art
Matt: Don't call me Matdaddy
Me: OK then, Daddypat
Daddypat actually sounds better xD
@@marchogan1259 Daddypatty
DadPat
That actually sounds better 😂
Joann Zivalich-Schutz Matthew Fatherly God of Holyness Games And Or Films Cause We Don’t Discriminate Patrick Star
[CENSORED] More like [REDACTED]
[CENSORED] More like [REDACTED]
[DATA EXPUNGED]
@@michaeldistortedrosen7245 As in, the SCP Foundation is muzzling the world, and that the virus-that-shall-not-be-named is secretly a dormant variant of 008.
[REDACTED] More like [WHAT THE □□□□ MAN???? YOU SAY PEOPEL REPOBBLICK OF DOUBLE CHIN IS MICHEAL JACKSON - BAD?!]
Josh Lefelhocz that would be funny
The next few days of comments will exclusively be oney plays viewers coming to comment the same exact thing
And?
Yup
@@zackkilgore528 And it is funny
"ahhh the perks of being alone"
MATT YOU ARE M A R R I E D AND HAVE A C H I L D
wait he has a child?
Yes he’s Matt daddy
@@Chomp_Fllangin You must be living under a rock.
edit:im joking btw
MatPat: Don't call me MatDaddy
Us: THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN TELL US THAT WAS A THING?
Its reverse psychology!!! He wants to be called MatDad
because he wants it to be a trend, it's a trap to fool us.
The obvious answer is that he _wants_ us to call him that and he's using reverse psychology (it also sounded _very_ sarcastic, in my opinion), but what I can't figure out is _why_ he wants us to call him that.
@@notagoat281 i think it might be partially because if it becomes a thing it might get trending and will bring people to his videos, increasing his views. but also because stephanie seems to not like the beard and so this might be a way to annoy her
r/whoosh
Pikachu fainted!
"huh. that's strange. I'm not even in a battle."
Link would’ve survived if he slept a few more years
And what about Samus? She not only spends 99% of her life in space, but she wears an environmental space suit!
MatPat: The perks of being alone forever
Me: Says the guy who’s married with one kid and a while editing and video crew
This is halarious
This is literally what I said after I heard him say that.
Says the person who's used to being indoors for nearly 3 years before Covid came around.
MatPat: alludes heavily to the virus
TH-cam: _You’re on thin f*cking ice, buddy_
👌🏻
Considering I very possibly have the [REDACTED] virus, this censorship is kinda bullsh!t. I understand TH-cam doesn't want people fearmongering for profit, but this is ridiculous. Not talking about it doesn't magically cure it.
@@NutmegBGB who found out TH-cam hated that anyway
MatDaddy*
NutmegBGB you have just censored the words of Coronavirus yourself, I know it’s a joke, but still
Your grandmother who has diabetes and hypertension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi has a heightened superjump
2:17 I like how you even care to make the video time match
Notice that too
Master chief almost never takes his suit off and his air filters can filter the flood spores. I think he is the most likely to survive
Also doom guy but demon addtion
Seamus also
and Olimar
The augmentations he underwent made his immune system over powered. Suit or not he wouldn’t even know he had it.
The ones most likely to survive honestly are those that don't have physical bodies.
Samus. She wears an armored space suit. Boom. Finished your video for you in less than 10 seconds.
Thanks for the memories dude I miss you already
MatPat: "Smash Bros is basically the CDCs worst nightmare"
MatPat: chooses a smash bros character as least likely to die
Hobi Hope to be fair there’s like 80 now and all are pretty popular and well known so it’s likely any one you choose is in smash
Very funny, indeed. But, to be fair, I thought the Smash Bros versions of those characters are not the 'real' ones : they're just how a kid imagines his or her toys being alive and fighting.
ok matdaddy XD you're a great dad owo
@@jackfables3470 yea m8 yur rite
Tbh mat if it wasn't for cranky Kong i thought you were gonna say gow4 kratos
Short explanation: We'll all be fine.
Long explanation: We'll still be fine.
Something isn't right. Don’t think “we’ll all be fine” when 5000 people have already died
@@amazinc754 only 5,000? We'll be fine
@@amazinc754 yes we will lol less than 30% of cases are severe
@@amazinc754 Just saying it's definitely not the next plague.
Something isn't right. Unless you're immunocompromised or elderly in which case you might not be
Which is why it's important to be educated and concerned, but not panicked
Mat coming up with this video: How can I use a pandemic for personal gain?
I feel like this video was more educational than anything. It was made in the early days of the pandemic and used something his audience likes (video games) to help others be aware and educated when it came to the virus
I'm here from Trash Taste 😂
Hol up isnt kirby just gonna becomes one with the virus and gains its abilities
But how is he going to gain its power if it's attacking him from the inside
He swallows
Lol your right
its impossible for the virus could hurt him cause his stomach is a endless space
@@holee2737 true
MatPat: "Do not call me MatDaddy"
Me: "Ok, MatDaddy"
#MatDaddy for the win
y not 'Dadpat'?
Hard to discern if that was sarcasm or not but if I see him I'm yelling out Mat Papi
matdaddy
or DaddyPat???
Bro, Kirby's technically the only one who survived a pandemic that affected literally everyone (except Dedede) and he did it just by existing, he doesn't even need a mask.
I can't believe this video is still up. he's just getting more and more socially inept
Good
9:33 Geralt whoudn't need a face mask because he is a witcher, and thanks to his mutagens he can't get sick.
@@YoungAlienBoy Who is this even.
@@YoungAlienBoy People please don't, it's spam of his own video.
@Juggled Lotus falling ill and being poisoned are 2 different things.Not only that, Geralt NEVER got sick in the books or in the video games (aside from Dandelions bs) and none other witcher did.Venom could hurt a witcher, but only by burning his skin.
@Juggled Lotus not proven and kinda stupid. Just stop
@Juggled Lotus Witcher thanks to their wildly mutated physiology are actually immune to diseases, and in part even usually toxic substances (it's why a good chunk of potions are lethal to humans but not them)
Matpat: "I repeat! I totally do not want MatDaddy to be a thing!"
The entire Game Theorist community: Hi MatDaddy.
The subconscious do not understand "Not"
#Matdaddy
Spooky Filmz Ent. SHUT THE HECK UP
Matdad
I didn’t know ok now I do where’s Matt daddy
Steve from Minecraft can literally get rid of every mortal disease just by drinking milk
We're discarding the completely unrealistic rules of Minecraft.
@@Pyrodiac But you are fine with other games that have unrealistic things happening. Mario where they have dinosaurs that throw their eggs, sentient mushroom, and a items that can give superpowers like throwing fire, ice, or even clouds.
1 problem with Kirby getting the virus. Everything Kirby inhales goes to another dimension and he can copy stuff my accessing it. The only way Kirby gets it is through direct contact.
Matpat: Today we’re doing a theory on-
TH-cam: Allow me to introduce myself.
*Matdaddy
Previous month I was able to withdraw my first five figure paycheck ever!!! I've been working for this provider on-line for 24 months now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most important thing about it is the fact I am not really that tech-savvy, they only asked for standard understanding of internet and elementary typing skill...The best thing about this job is the more free time I got for my loved ones. I am in a position to dedicate quality time with my friends and family and look after my children and also going on holiday vacation together with them very routinely. Don't neglect this chance and try to react rapidly. This is what I do... *grab26.com*
PatMat: "Do not Make MatDaddy a thing"
Me: "I refuse to fall to for your reverse psychology!"
hmm
MatPaps
Dang it we failed. His name is now PatMat.
We all fall to it in the end
MatDaddy
I'm honestly amazed this is still up. Imagine your grandmother dies of COVID and you go on youtube to see MatPat talk about video game characters dying from COVID.
I feel like Kirby should be the most doomed according to MatPat's canon. Kirby is a single-celled amoeba according to MatPat so even just a single virus would completely destroy kirby from the inside out
I like how it’s becoming like the Voldemort Virus. “It which shall not be named.”
Oh my god that's great
That is now it’s name
Everyone: It’s such hard times.... how are we going to survive?
Matpat: Oy Vey, YouTubing in 2020 is hard. ROLL INTRO!!
*Oy Vey
Oy vey *rubs hands*
If we’re talking about video game characters who survive, it should be the MANY immortal characters
Mat Pat = Phone Guy In FNAF Musical
My friend and I agree: most likely to survive is actually the protagonist from Portal.
Chell, absolutely, pretty sure she’s lived longer than coronaviruses as a whole, let alone corvid 19
If this was minecraft, All Steve has to do is to drink a bucket of milk. It immediately removes all effects
Also olimar, considering hes in that space suit
swordsmancs covid 19 IS the c*****virus
Actually R.O.B is most likely
7:38 Guys please stop calling me matdaddy
Me: already making plans to spam his twitter with messages saying matmommy
HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!?!?!??
I think the survivor would be Samus, she is pretty much Peach in a full body suit, aready immune to X parasite, and isolated in space.
People with a flu:
"I should stay home until i get better"
People with Coronavirus:
♫ I will travel across the land ♫
Searching for people far and wide
🎵infecting far and wide🎵
Or instead I'm moving to America, canada, Mexico, Panama
Gone to infect them all
Wow wow wow!!! Remember, Virus-that-shall-not-be-name!
10:25 Matpat: Geralt's stubble puts him at risk.
Geralt: *is effectively immune to basically all toxins and disease due to being a witcher*
While Witchers can experience negative reactions due to toxin, it doesn't even effect them until they've used multiple doses of what amounts to lethal poison for anyone else; heck, what they use as alcohol for recreational use is a lethal poison for non-witchers.
Could he even contract the virus? Do human diseases even have the capacity to infect a witcher at all.
And is not some hairy ape as well.
@@ThreeGoddesses He contracts it, but it literally does nothing to him that he would likely never even notice.
Don’t think he took that into mind because he said the person that was most likely to get it was a monkey that can’t get corona
I See that you're a man of culture as well
Ah yes. I sure do love: Game Theory: Who Will Survive [CENSORED] Virus?
looking back this was in really bad taste
It was not.
the virus that shell not be named: *exist*
steve: *drinking milk noises*
Lol
"Don't call me MatDaddy"
Okay Dadpat.
#DadPat
....
Thank you internet you just took the words from my mouth.
#dadpat
#dadpat
ye but kirby is just a cell, he would die instantly, no immune system, no mask, inhales strangers, and would explode if a single virus came into him...
Wow, a year later, and so much of the advice presented here has been switch around. The minimal protection of surgical and even cloth masks has been recognized as more economically feasible for preventing the spread of disease, because it stops you from spreading viruses if *you* have them.
Fun fact:
The Toothbrush mustache was actually very popular among British men from the start of the 20th century. Eventually losing favour around the 1940's for some reason.
Addo yeah cause that was around the end of world war 2 and you know they don’t wanna have a mustache from the person who cause ww2
@@Nexpeon r/wooosh
NeoExpr | lmao
wonder why. I guess some things are just lost to history.
EdgySquid r/ihavereddit .....
TH-cam: *demonitizes coronavirus*
TH-cam: Well boys, we did it. Coronavirus is no more.
Heh
👍👍👍😥😥😥👌👌👌💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥💧💧💧
But TH-cam forgot about the newss
HE SAID IT
That is communism just go and try to say famine in north Korea. Yeah you'll see what I'm talking about.
Doom guy just pulls out his super shot gun and destroys the virus
I thought this was a joke, but this is actually real
Wait Zach and Lyle didn't make this up as a joke?
Lol it exists
@@lambda653 the worst part is his little skit at the beginning makes it seem like he only censored it Bc TH-cam made him
@@hfc9991 This was made in the apex of the pandemic too, guessed he made this to cope with the situation
@@orangeman3220 like when the sleepy cabin member(forgot who) made the 9/11 level on starcraft
nope they didn't.
"Ah, the perks of being forever alone."
You're married and have a kid.
Unlike most of us {:D
He's an outlier.
@@Michael-McCollum I know. I was being facetious.
What about Rosalina? She's away from the viruses... In space?
Be me coming back to this video
Wtf Matthew
Matdaddy: "DON'T CALL ME MATDADDY"
EVERYONE:" MATDADDY "
That was reverse psychology, he wants you to call him that.
Respect his wishes call him MatMommy
He clearly wants people to. The way he said all that >_>
OwO matdaddy! Iwuve wou!!! Iwm a bwig fan! >w< MATDADDY!!!!! iwve watched the whole fwive nifghts ad OwOdy!!!! (☆w☆)
Ps my comments will now be that
MatPat: “I’m building a better TH-cam.”
Also MatPat:
Dadpat :>
@@scarlettefoxx5585 my dad's name is Matt irl lol
#Dadpat
#MatDaddy
@@kyleross1727 WOAH WOAH WOAH
Peach is just continuing her regular life
Great job staying monetized.
TP Zelda, especially when she was locked in the castle, also wears gloves, comes into contact with NOBODY and even has a hood and scarf/mask
@Norah Aslam so true!
Mat Pat: finds an alternative to the name cor****irus
TH-cam: wait that's illegal
its the kung flu (not mine)
Collection of alt names I’ve seen so far:
Kung-flu
Chi-sneeze
Boomer Remover
Plague-Inc IRL
Blink-and you’re dead (if you’re 82)
what why can not enyone say the viruses name the verry sad anoying corronavirus i dont like hering it or saying it name
@@savvy9231 boomer remover < boomer doomer. chi-sneeze is a good one.