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KINGDOM HEARTS 3: Woody's Stardust Crusaders
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ก.พ. 2019
- I really do think that Kingdom Hearts 3 has peaked. It's going to be VERY difficult to top the cutscene of Woody getting stanced up while overpowering all of the darkness to the overarching antagonist of the entire Kingdom Hearts series.
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When the Toy Cowboy tells an anime character he's a loser because he's edgy.
Give that cowboy a keyblade!
Kyle Trathen
That is the coolest thing that I never knew that I wanted until I received it!
Sasuke crys in a corner
Yeehaw, *partner.*
He ain't wrong pal
"I'm guessing no one's ever loved you before" Jesus Christ Woody wait for the final fight before you just straight murder a man.
"you're hollower than any toy" XD
“Look how they massacred my boy”
I can't believe Woody just murdered Young Xehanort on camera.
Wow, no wonder Young Xehanort was happy to return to his own time. After all, he'd forget everything that happened on his time-hopping journey - especially the part where he got chewed out by a cowboy doll!
I'm surprised the game's rated E10+ after that murderous roast
Absolutely convinced Woody would've handed Xehanort his ass on a platter.
Woody would neg-diff Xehanort any day
he absolutely would've. probably why they waited so long 2 add Toy Story to Kingdom Hearts
STAND USER: SHERIFF WOODY
STAND NAME: DEAD OR ALIVE
STATS: A, A, A, A, A
*STATS: NONE,NONE,NONE,NONE,NONE
@@ebrimambowe3030 it is impossible to tell his power with just letters.
@@ivangrela2341 *Stats: ?,?,?,?,?,?
Change attack to S
*WOODY PRIDE
Xehanort: Oh, you’re approaching me?
Woody: I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
Xehanort: Oh Then Come Closer
MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH! MUDAH!
HOWDYHOWDYHOWDYHOWDYHOWDY
@@chefsnotinthemood5127 ZA WARUDO
ZA WARUDO! STOP TIME!
Woody’s toy body is just a limiter to protect the world from his full power.
Snuggle Octopus Woody’s FINAL form is actually just ultra instinct Shaggy using less than 1% of his power
Woody IS Kingdom hearts
Woody keeps shaggy from using all of his power
@@friendlyauthor7435 and i dont understand this game but wreck it Ralph (cuz Sonic, Mario drugs and others were there) or fortnite ramirez should join smash not sora
@@Davidpoland2005??????
Kingdom hearts is hard to understand and you have to play all the games to know it.
Also fortnite should not join smash
*Sora: Key Platinum*
*Woody: Cowboy Purple*
*Goofy: Magician's Goof*
*Buzz: Hirophant Command*
*Donald: Quacky Chariot*
*Xehanort: The Kingdom*
Cowboy Purple and Magicians Goof killed me.
Za kingdomo
ZA KINGDO
humble memer I feel like goofy and Donald should switch, seeing their roles in combat
Lightyear chariot sounds cooler
Sora for Smash? Nah, we need Woody for Smash.
How about Woody in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Oh, my woody knows how to smash very well.
Grim Scythe bet mine is bigger
And mickey
Agreed.
Woody roasting Young Xehanort is the Best scene in the entire franchise, let’s be honest.
Sorry but nothing will ever beat Y***** V****** (if you've seen it you know what I mean)
It is until the later parts if this game. 2 words. Lingering will
You mean Y***** V******
@@emblemblade9245 Just to be clear I was trying to spell Y[5 asterisks] V[6 asterisks]
YEETUS VANITAS
Toy’s Bizarre Story: Plastic is Unbreakable
BUZZ LOOK A ROAD ROLLER DA!!!!
DuhChampion Buzz: Where?
ROLLA ROLLA DA!!!
Ironically, plastic IS unbreakable.
There's ZA WARUDO IN MY BOOT
HoLLow mAn Someone STAR FINGERed the waterhole.
You thought it was just another pathetic toy.
But it was me, WOODY!
Lightning Point WooDIO
Glad no one’s told you the meme’s dead.
@@Hadyn_Oceanbell Glad no one's told you I wrote this two years ago.
@@bionicdragon5 Savage
Kono woody da
"Let's go to Frozen world and go watch the frozen movie. *chuckle* Ah, that's probably not a joke, is it?"
Narrator: It was, in fact, not a joke.
_evil be like: (“darkness” noises)_
roxas be like:
im not sora
I've seen you in RT's video
darkness
-cue applause-
DARKNESH!!!
Yeah, I am a toy, and a friend.
STEP
“Oh, so you’re approaching me?”
“I can’t save Buzz if I don’t get closer”
“Then approach all you want”
😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Him: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!
You: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
@@antisimptrooper4635 ME: DORARARARARARARARARARARARRA!
@@mikedanielespeja6128 OOOORRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Sora: hmm ... let's see ...
Alpharad: Honestly, Woody has been taking this pretty well, for a toy.
WOODY’S POWER INCREASES BY 5%
Alpharad: Oh. God.
@Madyson Andres 25:30
yes
Ok so here is how the Toy Story franchise goes
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
Kingdom Hearts 2
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days
Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
Kingdom Hearts Re: Coded
Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance
Kingdom Hearts X
Kingdom Hearts 0.2: Birth By Sleep - A Fragmentary Passage
Kingdom Hearts 3
Toy Story 3
Toy Story 4
Finally the real timeline.
Can’t forget the shorts!
@@yeahscramokaywereclosedfor6770 No... oh god no please no..
Oh no! It's @@mattfromwiisports2797!
Smash bros now too?
Jojo but the stands are called friends
"Buzz... You've developed a friend!"
Is this the work of an enemy friend
Buzz's friend [To Infinity and Beyond]
they're called study buddies
@@WeavileGuy
plusplusplusplus
THE TIMEOUT!
MINUSMINUSMINUSMINUSMINUS
I knew it.
Woody is Jotaro.
Xehanort is Dio.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
stole the body of a younger man who defeated him, time powers, is going to get his ass handed to him by a 17 year old, was at several points a really buff pretty guy, and the plot of the main series is kicked off by him returning. It checks out, xehanort is discount dio
Sora is 16.
@@fightingmedialounge519 15
About a year has passed since now and kh2.
Sora- *gets yeeted into a object*
Goofy- eh-e! Kakyoin! Impossible!
"Whatever you're talking about, I don't care!" And Woody has never been more relatable.
Oh, and that "Frozen" thing? Not a joke.
*new-time Kingdom Hearts fans in a nutshell*
@@GenocidalSquid i don't think you know what that word means bro.
so true
kingdom hearts story is so confusing you just kinda stop carring for a while
and even if it weren't i still won't care if i was in his situation
The people who made toy story said that this is canon it takes place in between 2 and 3 so technically it’s Toy Story 2.5
Where's Toy Story 2.8 then?
More like DIsney Infinity. Game Theory did a video about that and its connections.
It is not canon. The interview where that came out was mistranslated. What they said is that the world's story fits so well into the larger Toy Story narrative that they wish it was canon.
@@mega20able ewwww
@@kubli365 :(
6:44 Imagine coming home from somewhere and seeing your next door neighbor have this shit in their front yard.
...Jesus, I just realized that the tower is like taller than the garage.
It's a death water sprinkler
Not even the front yard just smack in the middle of the driveway. With all the concrete smashed up.
Can we talk about the implications of Woody and Sully being able to stand up to two of the 13 darknesses, like as far as powerscales go? It's nuts.
Pixar power
Technically they're not on Earth. This is a pocket dimension created by young Nort to study the Toy's hearts. So that's why they're toys
No. The reason why they are toys is because of Donald magic.
@@soul6733 you know what the magic is for!
But hey, that's just a theory, a game theo-
Technically I don’t remember asking
Pingas
You know, I could totally imagine Woody becoming a keyblade wielder during his stance scene.
"The replicas will become people."
"COOL"
Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Yare Yare daze
"let's just go to frozen and watch the entire frozen movie!"
oh you poor, poor soul.
25:38 SUPER WOODY OF THE INSULTING
Woody: Xehanort look! A x-blade!
Xehanort: Where?!
Woody:
And what's with that Japanese symbol? It kinda like Joestar's Bizarre Adventure.
Thus Insulted Woody Kishibe
*ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ*
John Santos meanacing
Woody is basically the only person who can face against Shaggy on equal power
That is true
All thanks to his Stand, [Friend In Me]
Sorry, but the most powerful being in the universe is either The Fat Controller or Speedwagon
Whut about Matt
Brock from Pokemon can face against Shaggy at equal power thanks to his stand [Jelly Filled Donut]
25:39 When Woody uses 1% of his power
The best Piranha Plant Main Actually It’s 9 Of It’s Power 😞😞
Wonder whose better, Shaggy or Woody
@@sbeegb1808 10 questions scientists still can't answer
20:44 Anyone else reminded of the demise of a beloved protagonist that also involved a blow to the stomach? Rest in peace Kakyoin.
Guess we know that Sora would've survived if he was in Kakyoin's spot during his final fight.
Sora vs Dio
@@thechaoscrew7552 "SHI NE, SORA!"
dont give me the feels like that, i miss that milf-loving stand user
@@mountaindew9921 He was the best jelly-filled donut there was
Really underused the mech suits in the toy box world. Lol.
Wow, a verified person with no replies!
@@ashulman1931 not Anymore
wow! a verified account with 3 replies.
wow a verified account with 4 replies
@@pupu4809 wow a verified account with 5 replies
20:47 that transition was God-like
Hel- i..I mean HECK YEAAAA
Not really
HAHA HA HAHAHA!
*Toy Story 2.5: Kingdom Hearts*
btw this is a cannon part of the toy story lore
@@alexsonic7 Also, Space Cats.
“Hold on! I don’t think i’m emotionally prepared!”
Rex will always be the most enjoyable character in Toy Story history. Change by mind.
And relatable
I will not ruin your fantasies.
Maybe just a little.
Rex is immature and innocent. And therefore weak.
Woody is old. Woody has seen his world change and die. He lived through Sputnik. He lived through Spaceman toys. He lived through Toy Expos.
Woody is the strength of the Old World, and he is Good.
When the reckless eagerness of Rex breaks what he loves the most and he is about to cry in horror at what he has become or failed to become
Woody will be there to save the day, and put everything right.
Because Rex has a Friend in Him.
@@matthewferrantino9521 what the hell
3:53
Before Re:Mind: lol, look at these toys mistaking Sora for a Video Game Character
After Re:Mind: WAIT A MINU-
Same, Re:mind actually makes the story way more emotional, but also way more epic, there are emotional scenes as there are epic scenes
_Killer Queen has already touched the like button_
JOOSUKEEEEEEEEE
VINOS she’s a killer~
Man of culture spotted with that pfp
Boya.
@@aleisshiki3649 Wrong
And now, for the Third Bomb: Bites The Dust!
Killer Queen is already in your eye, the switch has been activated!
21:20
I can't believe someone thought to reference Titanfall in the year 2019... Bless you.
10/10 best game
Titanfall 2 was amazing man not even lying
Clearly alpharad knows quality shooters
But titan fall is a reference to any other mechas battle.. They only copy the concept and the people thinks that they invented it.
I played it. I loved it
The fact that Kingdom Hearts is actually a game series in the Toy Story universe is funny.
Woody's bizzare adventure:
Part 1: Phantom cotton
Part 2: Movement tendency
Part 3: Sawdust crusaders
Part 4: Plastic is unbreakable
Part 5: Vinyl Wind
yo not gonna lie but part 4 is the plastic they use in scissors plastic wrap
cuss dam dat shit is umbreakable
@@ittybittymaniac fr tho
I'm annoyed that alpharad is talking about how he's small in toy story but what would you rather happen you going to college with Andy, like hey we better study up for the biology test tomarrow
"Andy, what was Mr McNamara's homework?"
That'd be sick
Hell yeah man. And then we infiltrate the mind of a criminal and make him confess, meeting friends on the way. Cough Cough Persona 5
Kingdom Hearts literally be stealing them hearts and sending out calling cards
Y. Xehanort: The math test, this is the darkness i've been seeking
Sora: No way! Andy has to get an A on that test or his mom will ground him! I will help him cause Andy is my friend!
Andy: What's even happening right now
User: Woody
Stand: Friend In Me
EDIT: Thanks for the 1000 likes
MojoNoahGamer wow, I thought he had star platinum
Stand Ability: Bestows physical power upon the Stand User proportional to the bond they have with their friends. As the saying goes: Acquaintanceship is Witchcraft!
The Aussie Nerd lol
Stand: Andy's coming
Andy's coming parylises all excited
Stand: Snake in Ma Boot
Stand Master: Woody
Description: This stand spawns snakes from under the users foot which attack the enemy from short/mid/long range and its poison can stun an enemy making it hard to move and increased dosage can cause death
Alpha: It's going to be a battle versus Thanos
Disney: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN
I love how even Sora doesn't know what the hell Donald is saying at times
Edit: Also technically Big Hero 6 is inspired by a Marvel property so they got Marvel sort of covered.
I was waiting for Alphas reaction the Verum Rex intro, and I am not disappointed
It basically is just is ff vs 13, hell alpha said so.
Can't wait until we (maybe) see his reaction to the secret movie. That thing had me all kinds of fucked up
Everyone reacts the same way: "This is a Nomura troll isn't it."
@@nuclearsynapse5319 Honestly when kh4 comes out in 2036 we'll all be like "look at how naive we were, this obviously meant etc" just like how you watch the secret movies of the past games and somewhat understand them now.
No, most answers to the secret cutscenes are fairly underwhelming.
26:11 You know you've made a good game when players know the characters like that.
Lmao they made a KH reference in Toy Story 2.5😂😂😂
Kingdom Hearts is an even more ambitious crossover than Jump Force (minus the nightmarish cutscenes)
Thank god im sold
As much as I love Kingdom Hearts, Smash Bros beats it by a long shot. Well, in terms of being a crossover I mean.
:)
XigbarDetectiveBobbyFulbright TheSpiritofJUSTICE Well ACTUALLY...
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
Minus Waluigi and Shadow the Hedgehog not being on the roster
But cutscenes are nightmarish
_There's a snake in my boot!_
There's some darkness in my boot!
NANIIIIIIIII?!
This must be the work of an enemy stand
There's a snake in my snake
OOOHHH MMYYYY GAAWWWD
@ 25:39 - The "Stando Powa" activates
Stand Name - "Friend in Me"
Stand User - "Uddi Sherifu"
Stand Type - "Range Irrelevant / Colony "
Stand Stats - "Destructive Power = D. Speed = B. Range = A. Persistence = A. Precision = E. Potential = C."
Stand Apperance - "Friend in Me, like most colony stands in JoJo, posses multiple bodies. Each body appears as a futuristic cowboy with all the bells & whistles (ie = a revolver 'esk blaster. Snake leather boots that hiss when the stand walks, which has lead some to believe that there are microscopic snakes in the boots.)
Stand Abilities - "Friend in Me acts as a support stand which boost the power of other stands which it's user considers a friend. The stands effect can stay with said friend even if they're miles & miles from they're nice warm bed. In a pinch, Friend in Me can come together to form a bigger version of itself but it can only remain like this for 5 minutes. Doing so, it's stats change to that of a close range stand."
Stand Cry - "Howdy /dy /dy /dy."
friend in me is such a JoJo stand name 🔥
Oh you’re approaching me partner”
“I can’t beat the buzz out of you without getting closer”
“Oh-ho then come as close as you like deputy”
*pulls out revolver*
You know, what with the whole "changing appearance based on the world", apart from the Monsters Inc and Lion King worlds, why are Donald and Goofy never not anthropomorphic animals? And why does no one ever point that out?
They don't want to be specist.
_Never_ use the name of an animal as an insult for a human.
Also, fun fact, the Toy Story world is canon to the movies. Yes, the creator ACTUALLY said that, not even joking.
So toy story 4 is were Sora came back
so basically sora is confirmed to be in toy story 4
So since we haven’t seen Jessie or Bullseye, like, ever in this world, that means it’s obviously 1.5
TheSalsaGuy c well we don’t see slinky and potato head either
TheSalsaGuy so this is 2.5
I love that the heartless in Toy Box have a shader applied to them to make them look like animate vinyl figures.
2:09 Insert LOZ joke
*_"WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS"_*
Did you notice that “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” was playing the entire time?
Yah, that’s the world theme for the toy box of world, also y call it toy box if we aren’t even close to on 3 quarters of the time
Woody is the most powerful anime character, he could even beat Shaggy
Ok I believe you
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE DARKNESS
DON'T SAY OUR LORDS NAME IN VAIN.
No
He does force shaggy to use 10% of his power
And considering no character In fiction gets past 1%
That says a lot
HE IS JUST A TOY
Just kiding
10:07 Oh they’re toys, they’re supposed to be T-posing
“There’s something you should know about their members”
*intermission*
“Now you be careful”
Infinity War: We are the biggest crossover to ever exist!
Kingdom Hearts: Hold my beer
Smash Bros Ultimate: we are the biggest crossover to ever exist! Even more then Infinity War!
Infinity War: Hey!
Kingdom Hearts 3: hold my many beers.
@@galaxitera8216 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: Hold my beer.
@@galaxitera8216 nah. they're wines. 13 reds and 7 whites.
"The replicas *will* become people."
"cOOL!"
the fact that that's actually how it goes down in the game is amazing.
13:09 Goofey.exe has stopped working
“I feel like this loli is as good as dead”
Jacob, why
Woody: 2 more minutes till andy come back.Hey buzz do you here something
Buzz: no
Slinky: WOODY WATCH OUT
Zurg: ROAD ROLLER
woody:n-nani
hear*
"ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT ORA ORA THING!? "
YES! YES! YES! Oh My God!
!!!Yes Yes Yes YES!!!
the fact that Sora freaks out that they're toys but doesn't bat an eye when they're suddenly a lion cub a tortoise and a hornbill
5:00 Hold on Alpharad, you're telling me that something in Kingdom Hearts doesn't make sense? That's impossible.
I never know if you hate the game or satirically enjoying it.
this is how people who *like* Kingdom Hearts sound when they play Kingdom Hearts
you just summed up every single person who plays kh, it's a "I hate this but I like it too" moment every second of the game
*O H Y O U ' R E A P P R O A C H I N G M E!?!?*
I cant beat the shit out of you if i am not close enough
@@George-pp4vr Ho ho then come as close as you like!
Good Grief
How does Disney make such an edgy confusing storyline
It was Nomura, not Disney.
dnmstarsi and then add in all the Disney characters and their worlds
@@Hoppa456 Talk to Nomura.
Because Disney isn't the one making the story. It's actually the anime corporation square enix. Disney simply tells square enix what they cannot do to their franchises. For example, Elsa from frozen cannot die, Mickey cannot say this, goofy cannot have gravity defying hair treated with Pantene Pro V.
POV: Buzz is the one being paranoid rather than Woody
Also, super saiyan moment: 25:39-29:18
Can't wait for YEETAS VANITAS
Oh god...
Hes in one of the best scenes in the franchise in this game. Wont spoil it but it involves doors
best part of the fucking game
Yare yare daze.
Found you
:)
Nigga you stole my line
Rex: It's Jaston Five!
Why can’t I escape Justin
I've never seen kingdom hearts in my life and this video is just
*confusion*
12:31 Love how he's saying it's that simple...when in reality it's even simpler....you just have to run up the games shelf near the vent, no jumping or anything needed.....
Hello good sir may I ask, is the title to this video a reference to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? A Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Hirohiko Araki?
well yes, my good sir, it is the manga series that has spanned over decades now, and a few months ago part 5 was adapted to an anime.so, my good man, I will confirm that it is indeed, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
is your username a David Bowie reference? a british singer/songwriter?
*woody’s bizarre adventure*
w e e b
Solid Snake. jojo isn’t an anime, it’s an experience that everyone should witness
Woody is a better McCree
Fight me.
Will you look at the time
You can’t fight facts
U right
Theres a high noon in my boot
But,who even said that McCree was better than Woody?
4:34 when Rex can't stop playing Final Fantasy Explorers
27:11 "even empty puppets can be given strong hearts. Im going to have to remember that" *xemnas in org xiii intensifies*
Alpha uploaded twice in one day, it must be the work of an enemy stand
woody not being voiced by tom hanks is so unsettling
Can’t expect everyone to come back
His brother does all the woody video game voice acting
It's Jim Hanks, his brother.
Is Better voice than Elizabeth from Pirates of the caribbean.
"I'm guessing no ones ever loved you before" Ouch, hit it em where it hurts, Woody.
let him cook
hollup
Looks outside and sees a toy shooting lasers and riding on amusement rides.
8:00
I could never relate to Sora more.
Imagine if that anime guy that hangs around Donald and Goofy got into Smash. That would be crazy
Like that's gonna ever happen
Woody was like at 25:32 i got a stand in me
But... It's not a "human world". It's a world where toys have the ability to move, talk, and feel. That's what makes it special. That's like saying Pokémon is a human world. Sure... But you're kind of missing the important part of why it's different.
You're right!
its not that deep bro
@@AaronAstro If that's going to be his argument in not understanding why you're a toy in a world with humans, it's a poor argument. And if you think my surface level explanation is deep, you'd drown in a kiddie pool.
@@Clorgisclorg i cant swim, this is bullying
This is what the internet was made for calm text based discourse and discussions.
This actually is Toy Story 2.5 and a Half Divided by Cube - Reborn: Awakened by Sleep Re:coded with One Millon and a Half Days.
/2
Final chapter prologue back cover final mix
@@clemente3966 Zero Alpha Plus
& Knuckles
@@optillian4182 Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry ®️
They went to a toy store that wasn't Al's toy barn. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
25:40
Stand user : woody
Stand: Soulfull Jazz
Stand ability: woody has a tag on his back. He can extend it depending on his determination
24:30 Is that a final fantasy reference in a final fantasy game?
Don't forget the fanfare.
Lol the victory music
*ahem* gummi mission is literally final fantasy reference land
20:44
Kingdom Hearts 64
only 64 entries? Aren't you the optimist
Though of course, the next one to be released will undoubtedly be Kingdom Hearts 3.14159 - Realm Release Ratio; An Incomplete Story
my highest disneyland score was 0 as i never went there before
01:50 alpha predicted ReMind
Sora looks a Minecraft story mode character
How?
What?
In the toy story world
That scene was a Sheer Heart Attack.
Was that a _JoJo reference_
You deserved the like just for the Mario 64 joke alone xD
26:26 - Woody Time
Edit: wasn't expecting this to happen.