look me legit a minute in before I realized "wait, THAT WAS SPATNZ TALKING!?!?!?!" I never expected him to have a voice coming out of a guy looking like THAT of all things.
Ubisoft has been so bad at their job..... we didn't even have time to talk about the *THREE DECADES OF RAMPANT SEXUAL AND PHYSICAL ABUSE THAT THE CEO KNEW AND FOSTERED WITHIN THE COMPANY* that's how bad they are. We don't even have time to talk about the abuse
The fact that I didn't process the guy in the video was actually spatnz until 2:40 and thought he had just taken clips from some random guy talking for some reason
Every time a disembodied voice youtuber gains a body, it smacks me with the force of a Phoenix Wright Objection. What shocked me even more is that spatnz doesn’t look duke nukem like, instead he looks like the guy who would pull a super elaborate scheme just to mess with his friends for the funny.
I genuinely thought until a minute in that everytime it cut to Spatnz it was just some random guy that Spatnz was talking over, his voice over sounds so disconnected from his face cam
That's how a lot of VAs for tv series and movies too. "I have a face that's made for voice acting. If I acted in live action, I could only play as old, confused dads" --Tom Kenny
To me, it honestly looks and sounds like you overlayed your voice over someone else talking, I can ONLY imagine you as a dang Shy Guy from Doki Doki Panic.
Rainbow 6 started falling (farthest back I can remember) when Mozzie lost his Super Shorty, but since then they removed highly customisable Recruit, ruined Casual, Removed Nade cooks, they really said "Don't let bros cook"! And took Recruit rush by making them like the other Ops, I'm amazed people deterred them from taking away Smonks Immunity to his own gas (There's probably more, but this Is what I remember and really got to me) [Edit] Ragdolls, they took ragdolls, that was a big one, I remember taking down Glaz In Café Dastoyevski, and he ragdolled onto the nearby bench and *sat* on It like he was just taking a breather!
What's made the watchdog situation even worse is that people found textures in the PC version of the game that made it look much more like the e3 showcase. What happened was that Ubisoft wasn't sure about the capabilities of the PS4 and the Xbox one and that they feared losing what was then the last gen consoles, the 360 and the PS3, players if they made the PC and the next gen versions look much better.
i was planning to go in the videogame making industry, and ubisoft is one of the game companies in my city that i live in at the moment and i always thought "nah, not ubisoft" this just solidifies it
It took me until 3:50 to realize that guy wawing his hands around in the video is wild spartanz. Just tuned it out like all the other background futage.
The negligence of this franchise is one of the biggest reason why they are failing soo hard commercially, hopefully the leaks of that new Rayman Remaster becomes real so that they finally rebrand the Rayman Franchise back to It's original roots, and also choose the right time to release them, Origins and Legends sold extremly low at launch because of the fact that other games were being released in the same days and week, they should Remaster Rayman 3 Hoodlums Havoc, Remake Rayman 2 The Great Escape (either the Dreamcast or the PS2 version), then make Rayman 4 with the same engine that they'll use for the remake of 2, and just like that, this franchise could have potential to get back in the spotlight, but that's all up to Ubisoft with their capitalism decisions.
I didn't read the description! I think this is the first time I've ever seen your face and it gave me so much WHIPLASH! I mean, you look good but it's just...was NOT expecting it!
I wouldn't be surprised of Ubisoft tries to make a monthly subscription per game with advertisements and a more expensive monthly subscription without advertisements but 30 times more expensive microtransactions
Holy shit i just got hit with so much cognitive dissonance. It took me like 15 seconds to realize he had the camera on, and it was him talking, and not just a voice over
As a R6 Siege OG (Been Playing since 2016) Ubisoft has literally massacred the game. Either with brain dead updates that make things worse, like reworking maps and not allowing people to play the originals, over-nerfing or over-buffing operators, graphic/aesthetic changes, changes to the "story"/lore of the game (Like seriously, tf was that olympics season bruh). Introducing new operators with similar abilities leading to stagnation or completely reworking thier abilities so all those years of maining an OP goes down the drain. Unfair matchmaking that made ranked and even casual just absolute sweat lobbies. Adding political/social messaging that nobody asked for, and much much more. The fall off in my opinion began around 2019, after COD 2019 cameout and it's been on tradgic decline ever since. Idk if R6S is saveable at this point, so I think ubisoft would either continue milking seige until it's completely dry. OR pull an overwatch 2, and release a brand new Rainbow Six title, where it's more of an aesthetics improvement rather than anything else. Either way, R6 is cooked. Only way I think this can change is we get a new dev team and a new publisher that isn't ubisoft.
The steam contract you sign when buying a game tell you that if steam in any way avoids you from playing the game you bought you can sue them and they will just accept the blame So for example, only up was available on steam for peopoe who bought it even tho it was taken down by dmca, because steam contract gives you a use license, and best part is, those licenses are taken in consideration when taking a dmca claim and you cannot take down anything on steam without accepting that the people who boug it have permission to install and play the game So Ubisoft, did break the contract with steam after taking games down because you have a license that was given to steam then to you, so if you bought any Ubisoft game that was removed, you can sue Ubisoft because they accepted that contract with you and they broke it
I don't understand why when people talk about Ubisoft's failing, including this video, they neglect Rayman completely and act like he doesn't exist. his games are amazing and it's a shame this video and others on this topic are not talking about him at all.
"Insanity is doing the exact same f*cking thing over and over again, expecting sh*t to change." Far Cry 3 This quote matches literally every game company. Call of Duty, Black Ops, Team shooters, Battlefield, and other EA games
he looks like he's voicing over himself
Actually fucking true, I went to the comments to see if anyone else said that and you did
Damn man ur fr fr being honest about that
i didnt know if it was him or not i thought he was just talking over some ubisoft executive or somthing
I thought the same lol
i thought he was using stock footage for a bit until it showed up for more than 4 times
Bro managed to escape from Ms. Frizzle's school, holy shit
XDDD
💀
Arnold is back
Arnold my goat 🙏🙏
CAAAAARLOOOOOOOS!
Bro looks like he gonna ask for a normal field trip 💀
Holy shit, why is that so accurate
@@GoobyGoblin with the Friz?
@@Javda2008 NO WAY
@SoullessKuriboh AWWWW‼️‼️
🎼Cruisin' on down main street
You're relaxed and fellin' good.~
I was confused for a second before I realized that was "spantz." So unexpected.
look me legit a minute in before I realized "wait, THAT WAS SPATNZ TALKING!?!?!?!" I never expected him to have a voice coming out of a guy looking like THAT of all things.
Yeah his voice does NOT match his face at all
I thought he was black for the voice
It took me almost a minute to realize that that is the real spantz and that he is not talking over the clip of a random streamer.
@@roseoliveira6709 same
Live-action Spatnz jumpscare
This is the first time I’ve seen his face
@@TheHumanPerson9753same I was like “who is this at first, the voice does NOT fit” 💀
AAH!
For the first time ever with a reveal i think his voice matches his face perfectly
Is it just me or do his lips look not synced to his voice?
Most causal TH-camr face reveal ever
This isn’t the first time he’s shown his face it’s just been awhile
This isn't a face reveal? He's reveal/shown his face before. Earliest I can find is in a Kwite video.
Earliest I remember seeing his face is in a Kingani video where he drinks an anchovy-mimosa.
Code Bullet was WAY more casual. And funny
I swear all youtubers never look how they sound ☠️
The magic of “acting voice”
Only person I can think of currently who’s voice matches their looks is Damien Lee
@@Bluepizza1684Damien Drake
i certainly did not expect this redhead
@@tiberiusstaicu7853 That's red? More like blonde
Ubisoft has been so bad at their job..... we didn't even have time to talk about the *THREE DECADES OF RAMPANT SEXUAL AND PHYSICAL ABUSE THAT THE CEO KNEW AND FOSTERED WITHIN THE COMPANY* that's how bad they are. We don't even have time to talk about the abuse
Reply to move this up
Holy flim flam.
Didn't they have a room named after a well-known abuser? (Can't remember the name)
😮
@@BazingusBoii think that was blizzard, not ubisoft
Spantz hatred for Ubisofts incompetence is so strong he did a face reveal
Why was I expecting spatnz to look like Peter Griffin.
In older videos on his main and other people's he used to look like Peter
I actually tought he would look somewhat like Vinesauce Vinny
I always thought he was black ngl
@yalikejazz5049 I was leaning more on possibly latin
Damn, same.
You're the opposite of what I imagined you looking like. I imagined more something like boyle in Brooklyn 99.
i thought he'd look like courage jd
I imagined he'd look like damian lee
He used to look like buzz mccallister a few years ago.
I always thought of him looking like Jonny RaZeR
I thought he would be like a mixed race guy with a wierd long hair
Who's is that ma- wait his lips are moving at the same time Spatnz speaks. Oh fuck that's Spatnz.
spatnz turned out to be ginger
Oh shit he’s one of us
You're walking on thin ice buddy
So sad to see yet another person without a soul.
I'd pray for him, but I know he is too far gone for even God to do anything about it
Wait, there’s a chance he’s a daywalker
another one of us
Bro looks like the human form of the octopus villain in penguins of Madagascar
Dear god I see it
I was about to say that 😭
Ahhh nah bra I can't stop seeing it😂
Most accurate comparison
r/beatmetoit
White boy jumpscare
Nahh Freiza you wild 💀
"IS THAT FRIEZA?"
- spec ops guy
"🥷s call me The Parfait"
Frieza I thought you hated 🐵 tho
The fact that I didn't process the guy in the video was actually spatnz until 2:40 and thought he had just taken clips from some random guy talking for some reason
Same
Brandon jumpscare
Its been a while since I've seen his face lol
@@onikarulast time I saw him was the kingani christmas special me thinks
Me, yakuza fan, playing 8 games with the same protagonist, location and combat but still being surprised and exited by the story and sidecontent.
Ed Sheeran's lesser known brother
WHAT?!
TENCENT?!?
Ubisoft, don't you DARE make a deal with the devil! You don't know what you're doing! File Chapter 11 or something!!!
They've already lead themselves to the fire, at this point there's prolly no convincing them not to jump into it.
The horse led itself to that cliff so it's probably going to take that plunge
Ubisoft led itself to the top of the building, it's probably gonna take the plunge
@@weegeenumberone2 bruh.
@@Have_some_plasma fym bruh
For the first few minutes my brain didn't comprehend that you were using a facecam
Something's wrong with me
Same
I feel like there’s a slight amount of desync too tbh
bro it took me till 1:20 to realize that hes not just doing some random persons voiceover but that's him,.
Same
Same
Its cause the audio is a little desynced
Same
Goog lord, I wasn't the only one😂
“Please let this be a normal feild trip” ahh spatnz
Every time a disembodied voice youtuber gains a body, it smacks me with the force of a Phoenix Wright Objection. What shocked me even more is that spatnz doesn’t look duke nukem like, instead he looks like the guy who would pull a super elaborate scheme just to mess with his friends for the funny.
He looks like Octavius Brine from Penguins of Madagascar 0:18
Spot on holy shit, I knew he looked so familiar but I couldn't remember who
“Kevin, bake on! We’re gonna need that victory cake for later."
Holy fuck I can't unsee that
It's Dave!
I love how the whole comment section correctly calls the sudden face reveal a jumpscare😂. It actually startled me stg
I genuinely thought until a minute in that everytime it cut to Spatnz it was just some random guy that Spatnz was talking over, his voice over sounds so disconnected from his face cam
I did not expect spatnz to be ginger. Edit: the face cam took me out of the video so much I had to put it aside and listen to audio only.
Spantz needs to bring back this week on the internet fr
Wow, I didn't expect Napoleon dynamite's deep voiced older brother in this video.
I don’t know what I was expecting Spatnz to look like but I wasn’t expecting to see a magic school bus lookin student
Bro has had his appearnce known for years though
how the hell can you have a facial expression and body language that's like a tenth as expressive as of how you sound
That's how a lot of VAs for tv series and movies too.
"I have a face that's made for voice acting. If I acted in live action, I could only play as old, confused dads"
--Tom Kenny
He no longer looks like buzz mccallister. He looks like arnold now.
Oh my god you’re right Lmaoo
To me, it honestly looks and sounds like you overlayed your voice over someone else talking, I can ONLY imagine you as a dang Shy Guy from Doki Doki Panic.
Also you kind of look like a cousin of mine, but with a different hair color.
Plot twist: it is ur cousin but they caught the gingervitis
6:12 That also means “If buying isn’t owning then piracy isn’t stealing”
Bro looks like the villain from penguins of madagascar
💀
WAIT YOURE NOT A MARIO SHYGUY IRL???? scared the hell outta me man
Took me a solid minute to realize this man talking was also the same guy on screen
It took me like 30 seconds to realize that the guy was actually you, and not random footage of some guy complaining😅
You can't convince me it's actually him speaking, he does NOT look like his voice belongs to him.
White boy jumpcare 🥶🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅
ubisoft: OUR SALES ARE GOING DOWN HOW CAN WE FIX THIS
RELEASE THE LIMBLESS ONE
he looks like he's voicing over himself
Bro lookin like the broccoli in our preschool lunches 💀
Rainbow 6 started falling (farthest back I can remember) when Mozzie lost his Super Shorty, but since then they removed highly customisable Recruit, ruined Casual, Removed Nade cooks, they really said "Don't let bros cook"! And took Recruit rush by making them like the other Ops, I'm amazed people deterred them from taking away Smonks Immunity to his own gas (There's probably more, but this Is what I remember and really got to me)
[Edit] Ragdolls, they took ragdolls, that was a big one, I remember taking down Glaz In Café Dastoyevski, and he ragdolled onto the nearby bench and *sat* on It like he was just taking a breather!
when spantz apeared in person it took me a minute to realise it was him and not something he wanted to show
I didn't think that was spatnz until 4:14 minutes into the vid holy shit
9:23 Actually, it's great. To have no attention is to suffer the results of the benefits from receiving any.
0:04 FACE REVEAL?!
Prob already has. Most of us didn't care to look at his socials.
did a podcast few months back
he did a video with ani a couple years ago where they opened up packages
@@judojamie379
Name of the video?
@@ThaBotmon "I let twitter pick what I bought from ebay" on ani's channel
What's made the watchdog situation even worse is that people found textures in the PC version of the game that made it look much more like the e3 showcase. What happened was that Ubisoft wasn't sure about the capabilities of the PS4 and the Xbox one and that they feared losing what was then the last gen consoles, the 360 and the PS3, players if they made the PC and the next gen versions look much better.
Bro looks like he goes to wizarding school with a smart girl and some guy with a scar on his forehead.
This gotta be racially motivated bro the only similarity to Ron is that hes ginger
i was planning to go in the videogame making industry, and ubisoft is one of the game companies in my city that i live in at the moment and i always thought "nah, not ubisoft"
this just solidifies it
Spatnz face jumpscare
Spat face reveal was NOT on my bingo card
It took me until 3:50 to realize that guy wawing his hands around in the video is wild spartanz. Just tuned it out like all the other background futage.
His voice doesn't match his looks at all
@@acciprovus3614 yea, thought the same thing
2:29 it ain’t ironic because they expect things to stay the same and similarly successful, which means they agree with the guy, not contradict him
Seeing spat's actual face gave me such whiplash my brain refused to accept it was him talking and just kept assuming it's a voiceover
spatnz looks like the guy who made pizza tower
Yeah of course Napoleon dynamite would call himself a Spartan and talk about the fault's of Ubisoft
Bro looks like Arnold from magic schoolbus. He was never the same after all those field trips
Bro, I just want another Rayman
It took me a little bit for me to realize that was him and not just him voicing over somebody
Spatnz is prepubescent Jeremy Clarkson confirmed. Hence this fast talking manner. SPEEEEEEEEEEED
I genuinely didn't realize the voice was coming from him until 35 seconds in-
Ubisoft's biggest sin is their ignorance of Rayman's existence.
The negligence of this franchise is one of the biggest reason why they are failing soo hard commercially, hopefully the leaks of that new Rayman Remaster becomes real so that they finally rebrand the Rayman Franchise back to It's original roots, and also choose the right time to release them, Origins and Legends sold extremly low at launch because of the fact that other games were being released in the same days and week, they should Remaster Rayman 3 Hoodlums Havoc, Remake Rayman 2 The Great Escape (either the Dreamcast or the PS2 version), then make Rayman 4 with the same engine that they'll use for the remake of 2, and just like that, this franchise could have potential to get back in the spotlight, but that's all up to Ubisoft with their capitalism decisions.
I don't know what I was expecting looks-wise, but I was not expecting that
i've been watching your content for a while and it's good to have a face to a name lol! i'm just some commenter but i think you're beautiful
Wow, who is this? Someone awesome I bet lol haha yay
My brain didn't even register he had his camera on, I thought it was footage of a dev he was talking over for a solid minute
I didn't read the description! I think this is the first time I've ever seen your face and it gave me so much WHIPLASH! I mean, you look good but it's just...was NOT expecting it!
Ubisoft makes EA looks like fine, competent, and trustworthy people.
Guys just spread knowledge about Sony stealing their users account and selling them
It goes back to the 2016 stealing account that is abandoned
There’s only one person who can save Ubisoft at this point… Rayman
This video feels like a voice over
I'm shocked. Not about Ubisoft setting itself on fire. But seeing Spanz without the shy guy. I didn't know what to expect.
🎉facecam🎉
I wouldn't be surprised of Ubisoft tries to make a monthly subscription per game with advertisements and a more expensive monthly subscription without advertisements but 30 times more expensive microtransactions
white boy jumpscare
Holy shit i just got hit with so much cognitive dissonance. It took me like 15 seconds to realize he had the camera on, and it was him talking, and not just a voice over
Leprechaun jump scare💀🍀
I expected him to look wayyy different
As a R6 Siege OG (Been Playing since 2016) Ubisoft has literally massacred the game. Either with brain dead updates that make things worse, like reworking maps and not allowing people to play the originals, over-nerfing or over-buffing operators, graphic/aesthetic changes, changes to the "story"/lore of the game (Like seriously, tf was that olympics season bruh). Introducing new operators with similar abilities leading to stagnation or completely reworking thier abilities so all those years of maining an OP goes down the drain. Unfair matchmaking that made ranked and even casual just absolute sweat lobbies. Adding political/social messaging that nobody asked for, and much much more. The fall off in my opinion began around 2019, after COD 2019 cameout and it's been on tradgic decline ever since. Idk if R6S is saveable at this point, so I think ubisoft would either continue milking seige until it's completely dry. OR pull an overwatch 2, and release a brand new Rainbow Six title, where it's more of an aesthetics improvement rather than anything else. Either way, R6 is cooked. Only way I think this can change is we get a new dev team and a new publisher that isn't ubisoft.
It took me a while to realize Arnold appearing between clips was actually Spatnz.
2 things:
1. have you lost weight? You look good!
2. The longer hair suits you!
Took me like 4 minutes to realize "Oh. That's not Spantz just talking over some dude. That IS Spantz"
I think you lost weight from the last time you were on screen, congrats! 👍
The steam contract you sign when buying a game tell you that if steam in any way avoids you from playing the game you bought you can sue them and they will just accept the blame
So for example, only up was available on steam for peopoe who bought it even tho it was taken down by dmca, because steam contract gives you a use license, and best part is, those licenses are taken in consideration when taking a dmca claim and you cannot take down anything on steam without accepting that the people who boug it have permission to install and play the game
So Ubisoft, did break the contract with steam after taking games down because you have a license that was given to steam then to you, so if you bought any Ubisoft game that was removed, you can sue Ubisoft because they accepted that contract with you and they broke it
If only Ubisoft made a new Rayman or Buck Bumble. They wouldn't be in this situation.
Buck bumble is made (and hopefully owned) by Argonaut Games, and they are back from the dead remaking Croc!
@@Lippy01 Oh damn, I wasn't sure about that. But let's hope there will be a Steam Release for Buck Bumble in the future. lol
I forgot that he isn’t a little shy guy creature and is in fact a real person
1:59- funfact Ubisoft purposely butchered this game on launch
Why
I don't understand why when people talk about Ubisoft's failing, including this video, they neglect Rayman completely and act like he doesn't exist. his games are amazing and it's a shame this video and others on this topic are not talking about him at all.
I didn't realize Sean Schemmel was this passionate about Ubisoft's failures.
Ubisoft's only W is probably the Mario and Rabbids duo of games.
Oh no he’s ginger
I thought my pfp was original ):
@ Anyone can be Pizza Rat.🔥✍️
ngl I was expecting spatnz to look like a dad from the Mediterranean
I say this without a single hint of malice in my intentions: you look like if Arthur the aardvark was human.
spatz be orderling food like its his last days.
Spantz FACE REVEAL 🤯🤯🤯
"Insanity is doing the exact same f*cking thing over and over again, expecting sh*t to change." Far Cry 3
This quote matches literally every game company. Call of Duty, Black Ops, Team shooters, Battlefield, and other EA games
YOOOOOOOOO SPATNZ IRL REVEAL WTF?!?
Everything has gone down hill since horse armor was implemented in Oblivion