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  • @kanekicaneca5285
    @kanekicaneca5285 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2368

    bro not feeling any pain from that punch just makes him one hell of a defense attourney, he really focusing all his stats on defense

    • @USCanDoBetter
      @USCanDoBetter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      One of the few comments that actually made me chuckle!

    • @VortexF
      @VortexF 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Literally phoenix wright

    • @G36C-556
      @G36C-556 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      100 Vigor

    • @mangoslormpy7618
      @mangoslormpy7618 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Maybe it's cuz I'm not the one punched, but the punch looked weak anyway

    • @alvianekka80
      @alvianekka80 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical trauma."

  • @JNSStudios2
    @JNSStudios2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2597

    I felt the worst second-hand embarrassment ever from that guy singing his apology.

    • @omegamon0239
      @omegamon0239 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      Legitimately paused and skipped to the next section even before the audio played

    • @trulyagoose
      @trulyagoose 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@omegamon0239 real

    • @achour.falestine
      @achour.falestine 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Was the unregistered weapon his vocal cords ? 😂

    • @TheDumbStupid
      @TheDumbStupid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      idk why I had a dream where I had to sing to the cops about what I saw and how I was the only innocent one when my family became criminals. I only say this because I thought it was stupid, how the hell did someone do something similar

    • @JDydgi
      @JDydgi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​​@@TheDumbStupid i'd say yours* is infinitely better than that dude, at least yours seems like it could be a set-up to a decent comedy.

  • @sharkhammr
    @sharkhammr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1727

    "Any defendant who represents himself has a fool for a client."
    ~old legal saying

    •  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      "You can't be convicted if you keep killing every judge who trials you"
      - a better quote

    • @destroyerinazuma96
      @destroyerinazuma96 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I've heard there are two main reasons. Most well-known is you're not as knowledgeable as an attorney. But the more subtle one is you are emotionally invested in your own case and you can't take the 3rd person "watching from the side" approach your lawyer can. With that being said, I've seen a couple on Reddit write that when they had a civil lawsuit, they gathered as much info as they could and did some of an attorney's work before hiring an attorney. First it saved them money and second it made the attorney's job easier. Plus even if the couple made some mistakes in their preliminary work, the attorney would likely see and correct it.

    • @ethannursalim7796
      @ethannursalim7796 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      if the defendant who represents himself is a top their law man?

    • @CrimsonGold-pq8xy
      @CrimsonGold-pq8xy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "unless your phoenix wright"
      - Some guy responding to said saying

    • @m16dude967
      @m16dude967 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Sir, what if the defendant is a lawyer"
      Well shit.

  • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
    @a.s.raiyan2003-4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2069

    That Judge vs. Defence Attorney was some Ace Attorney type shit. They should do that in the future games.

    • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
      @RegalRoyalWasTaken 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      the final case ends in a punch out match

    • @vonKaiser1917
      @vonKaiser1917 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      That Judge gained a lot of exp from giving out so many sentences

    • @k_kubes
      @k_kubes 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I pretty sure some cases are actually based on really absurd IRL cases

    • @wellIhavenothingbettertodo
      @wellIhavenothingbettertodo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I'm still shocked that happened. But then again it's not surprising cause florida

    • @ablackbunny3149
      @ablackbunny3149 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It suddenly goes from the VN gameplay to a straight up round of MVC

  • @Yesnaught
    @Yesnaught 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +215

    A single infraction is basically spotless. Courts see people with a dozen active charges on a regular basis.

  • @garynumber22
    @garynumber22 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1028

    3 years of driving and only a single speeding ticket is pretty clean by my standards.

    • @DarkElfDiva
      @DarkElfDiva 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      I've been driving since 1998 and never even been pulled over. (EDIT: typo)

    • @Wolfie54545
      @Wolfie54545 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      What ARE your standards?

    • @garynumber22
      @garynumber22 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      @@Wolfie54545 For 3 years of driving I would say about 5 speeding tickets or 1 DUI would qualify as tarnished in my eyes.

    • @PCrailfan3790
      @PCrailfan3790 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      ⁠you have your expectations way to low, no speeding tickets is acceptable, my parents have both been driving for 20+ years and never gotten a speeding ticket, and we live in Florida.

    • @garynumber22
      @garynumber22 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@PCrailfan3790 Yeah well everyone speeds when they think they can get way with it. Like when you're driving out of a highway that has a speed limit of 30 but there's no cars in front of you and there's no cops around so you just speed up to 50.

  • @bloozism
    @bloozism 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

    respect to the defense attorney for fighting a judge over that

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I want a lawyer like that if I ever had to go to court lol

    • @juliangingivere
      @juliangingivere 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@elishafollet5347When he said he would fight for you he meant that.

    • @jjthe
      @jjthe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Eh not really. The argument was not over the right to a trial. It was over the right to a SPEEDY trial. That right is waved all the time because of how backed up courts get. The lawyer was basically just standing there and saying that he won't wait. It seemed more like the lawyer felt like his time was being wasted more than anything else. I don't think anyone else in the courtroom appreciated that attorney either considering they all clapped when the judge came back after winning the fight
      The judge was obviously in the wrong too, especially because he continued the hearing after the fight without the defense attorney.

    • @jjthe
      @jjthe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @user-hn78i8so8c They definitely do but that issue is not going to be solved or helped by a lawyer standing in the courtroom saying that he won't wait and expecting everyone else to bend over backwards

    • @Erakius323
      @Erakius323 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If I am ever in court, I want that guy as my defence attorney.

  • @verygoofyalligatorwithshades
    @verygoofyalligatorwithshades 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +633

    The fact that some of us can get hit in the face and we just don't feel it doesn't make sense to me.

    • @Sejikan
      @Sejikan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      I mean you can still feel it without feeling pain

    • @xterate3961
      @xterate3961 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Happened to me before a couple years ago, was just so confused about what just happened that I didn't notice the pain

    • @RaisinHook
      @RaisinHook 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      it's too fast to register sometimes just stinging a bit

    • @chrismath149
      @chrismath149 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Adrenaline...it's one hell of a drug.

    • @mozzarellamaniac6300
      @mozzarellamaniac6300 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I've been hit in the face sometime in my life. You don't immediately feel it cus your adrenaline would kick in

  • @kaey6105
    @kaey6105 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1015

    Ah yes instead of punching yourself you punch your defendant whose tryng to get you out of jail what a wise man

    • @Boooiiiiii
      @Boooiiiiii 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      The defendant is the one getting blamed for the crime not the attorney

    • @PilsCureMyDepression
      @PilsCureMyDepression 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I feel bad for him literally all bro wanted to do was help him walk free once again..

    • @dentheduck2095
      @dentheduck2095 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@PilsCureMyDepressionunless it's free one

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Public attorneys aren't there to get you off. They're there because you're entitled to an attorney and they have to make sure your rights aren't violated. They also negotiate plea deals on your behalf.

    • @valentine943
      @valentine943 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He would have been an astronaut 😢

  • @punking488
    @punking488 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +245

    Judge vs attorney seemed like long unfinished beef that had been growing and finally boiled over. Because the way they acted, they seemed done with each others shin, long before the judge said to step outside and throw down.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It took place in Florida....... so that should explain it

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Apparently the attorney was expecting a verbal argument. He didn’t expect the Judge to jump him.

  • @KeeGamer310
    @KeeGamer310 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +299

    court humor is a good subgenre of humor

  • @nalah2402
    @nalah2402 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    I did jury duty for the first time last month and the guy defended himself. All he did was bring up irrelevant points and badger witnesses, so we pretty quickly came to a guilty verdict on both charges.

    • @uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhidk
      @uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhidk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      was his name phoenix wright

    • @nalah2402
      @nalah2402 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhidk Nah, just some guy who thought just because he was a veteran he could do whatever he wanted at a bar with no consequences.

    • @nalah2402
      @nalah2402 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @user-hn78i8so8c I thought about it, but decided not to. I did at least keep myself from being assigned more than one case though

    • @nalah2402
      @nalah2402 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @user-hn78i8so8c No, it didn't get that far. He got pissy cause someone closed the door behind him after he went outside because it was cold. When he came back, he was talking shit and threatening people. His charges were disobeying a lawful order to leave the bar and resisting arrest, which the body cam footage proved he had done both very quickly.

    • @nalah2402
      @nalah2402 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @user-hn78i8so8c It wasn't closing. Someone had closed the door because it was cold, and he left it open. He was able to get back in just fine but was pissy about being closed behind him even though it wasn't locked. He also laughed at the officers and told them to call backup because he said he would fight them and they would need more people to make it fair. They managed to get five officers on scene, and they took him down once he started raising his fist like he was gonna start trying to punch people. No one was injured, but he kept stiffening his limbs on purpose so they couldn't cuff him or pick him up. And we knew it was on purpose because he didn't mention any medical conditions that would cause that in the body cam footage or while he was defending himself in court

  • @guillotinegamer1701
    @guillotinegamer1701 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +593

    The Xanax girl, if I recall correctly, actually got called back *again* right after this and got EVEN MORE bail because she gave him an attitude for getting the first added bail. And the judge sends her on her way with the snarkiest "adios!" Kinda surprised you didn't mention that 👀

    • @USCanDoBetter
      @USCanDoBetter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      That was from a long time ago am I right? Yea I remember!

    • @TheOrignalKillezz
      @TheOrignalKillezz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      She flipped him off and yeah he added more bail

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@user-hn78i8so8c You don't even know what bail is.

    • @CatManOfTaste
      @CatManOfTaste 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @user-hn78i8so8cyou get the money back lol

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@user-hn78i8so8c Bail is a monetary promise to the court that you will show up. It's not buying your way out of the charges and you get the money back when you show up. It's purpose is to prevent people who are potential flight risks from going intp hiding. You don't even need to post money. People post signature bonds all the time. Not to mention that bail bondsmen will loan you cash if you feel the need to get out of jail to continue working. Bail is fine. Excessive bail is the issue.

  • @davidvulakh744
    @davidvulakh744 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +407

    What the heck was even that thumbnail about if you didn't talk about it?

    • @pixelcat29
      @pixelcat29 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +200

      Thanks for pointing out the clickbait. Now I don’t need to waste my time.

    • @toastgoats7545
      @toastgoats7545 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      If you make a compilation of police/court footage you're legally required to use a clickbait thumbnail, no exceptions

    • @maxtex60n40
      @maxtex60n40 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Ai aaaaahhhh

    • @CorruptedFamine
      @CorruptedFamine 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@pixelcat29 Still a pretty funny video, kinda disappointed, but found it worth it still

    • @charlethemagne5466
      @charlethemagne5466 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@CorruptedFamine I didn't, I'm sick of thumbnails clickbaitin me and wasting my time. I disliked this video on 4 accounts out of spite.

  • @eludelessRBLX
    @eludelessRBLX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    the guy who sung his apology did better than 99% of youtuber apologies

  • @tsbro2995
    @tsbro2995 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    Appreciate the return of the silly shy guy slideshow

  • @Cheese..
    @Cheese.. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    Running a red light and blaming the guy behind you for it is just 👁👄👁

  • @Yuri10103
    @Yuri10103 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    I really liked this new style of video, in my opinion it’s better than a extended version of short videos

  • @MilesProwerTailsFox
    @MilesProwerTailsFox 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    A lot of officers don't really care about speeding tickets if you weren't found drunk or under the influence of substances at the same time, is considered a simple mistake so yes it is a pretty clean story

    • @themeddite
      @themeddite 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Unless its extreme excessive speeding like 20 over the speed limit

  • @lordlahmie244
    @lordlahmie244 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    To add even more insult to injury, at 4:13, that lady walked away and gave the judge the finger. He saw it and called her back again. She acted snarky once he did which likely lead to him increasing her sentence again. It’s hilarious

    • @bendingdemon6483
      @bendingdemon6483 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He increased her bail because giving someone more time or arresting someone (if you're a cop) for someone giving you the finger isn't actually legal, it's not a charge you can give to someone "They were rude to me so I had them arrested/added more time to their sentence" is not a valid reason and would get immediately dropped

    • @AnotherAustin-z7b
      @AnotherAustin-z7b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He increased her bail because it didn't upset her enough when he gave her the first bail, so he brought her in and raised it to get that sweet feeling of controlling the lower class, then when she hurt his feelings he raised it again because he failed at the one thing that a judge is supposed to do which is to be impartial and not abuse your position because of your feelings about a person

    • @bendingdemon6483
      @bendingdemon6483 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AnotherAustin-z7b She was caught with possession of illegal substances, also she's not 'lower class', she's from a pretty wealthy family.

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Isn’t “contempt of court” a punishable offense?

  • @Mabra51
    @Mabra51 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    5:27 On the back of his "trust me" shirt there's crossed fingers.

  • @twizl4
    @twizl4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    The guy singing his apology was wild but he kinda hit that shit I won’t lie

  • @internetlurker1850
    @internetlurker1850 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    2:31 Wdym "I really couldn't tell you if this would work", he said "I'm sorry for the things I've done" in the first linem that is practically admitting to the crime, no way that would work unless the goal is to plead guilty.

  • @Gebunator
    @Gebunator 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Public defender gets punched, becomes Private Offenser

  • @JingleJangle256
    @JingleJangle256 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The clerk probably thought the speeding ticket was nothing because, in the US, going 15 over is basically rookie numbers for real speeders.

    • @minimaster0328
      @minimaster0328 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This one road I live near is built like a 2 lane highway, wide lanes, full shoulders, no lights until the very end. Buts its speed limit is 40 and it has the town highschool, library and police station all across the street from one another.
      Going atleast 50 is the norm, and 60 in a row of cars is really common. And that's on top of the 25mph school zone
      Thankfully there are next to no accidents because the sightlines are really good and there are NO SIDEWALKS IN MY ENTIRE TOWN so no one ever walks there, but fixing the speeding would mean changing the entire road layout to get people to drive slower naturally

  • @Mr-highhonor
    @Mr-highhonor 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    Bro really resorting to click bait

    • @ProjectNetoku
      @ProjectNetoku 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He always does you guya haven't knoticed

    • @Mr-highhonor
      @Mr-highhonor 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@ProjectNetoku I barely watch his content Ima be honest.

    • @jhallo1851
      @jhallo1851 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ProjectNetokuyou guya haven’t knoticed

    • @gooseinatuxedo
      @gooseinatuxedo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      If you make a court video, YOU HAVE to have a click bait thumbnail. It's just the rules 🤷‍♂️

    • @Mr-highhonor
      @Mr-highhonor 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@gooseinatuxedo lmao

  • @mcewenzach79tf2
    @mcewenzach79tf2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    From what I heard, DeWitte had been impersonating a police officer and using it to harass people since 1998, which back then he skipped school just to do so. He used his funeral escort company Metro State to harass and intimidate citizens on the road. DeWitte also has a bad temper as shown in some bodycam videos.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We're they successful in putting him behind bars?

    • @mcewenzach79tf2
      @mcewenzach79tf2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@elishafollet5347 he probably did but bailed and went back to doing what he had done.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@elishafollet5347I like to think he's in prison impersonating the warden

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Redbikemaster lol

  • @Getmad28
    @Getmad28 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    You forgot to include a clip of the legendary “bruh”

  • @piecheese1214
    @piecheese1214 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    The thumbnail promised me a 13 year old getting a life sentence. Where is she?

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah, feel a little cheated, like WTF did she do!?

    • @fajile5109
      @fajile5109 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That was AI generated image

  • @Flufferpup
    @Flufferpup 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    He was probably talking about not feeling any pain in the moment, which can happen because of adrenaline and stuff. It tends to dull pain. About 10 minutes later or when he got home, he would have definitely been sore.

  • @Colink101
    @Colink101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I gotta respect the defence attorney willing to throw fists for their client.

  • @TheRoomforImprovement
    @TheRoomforImprovement หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My favorite court camera case was the one for Alan McCarty, a man Who threatened a Florida judge for “stealing his kids” in a custody battle. Even though the one he threatened, wasn’t the same judge. He got dragged out of the courtroom twice for hurling profanity and on the day he was sentenced, he literally refused to stand.

  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I think the saying goes "A man who defends himself has a fool for a lawyer" or something like that.

    • @GrubbusHubbus
      @GrubbusHubbus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fool for a client, yes.

  • @toastgoats7545
    @toastgoats7545 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Used to like this dude's videos and he goes and makes clickbait. Bro didnt fall off, he climbed halfway up and jumped.

  • @bendingdemon6483
    @bendingdemon6483 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "False imprisonment" is the law way of saying he kidnapped somebody and held them like they were in a jail. Think Syndrome from The Incredibles and how he captures them and puts them in the weird electric prison thing

  • @Evixyn
    @Evixyn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I was kicked baited for expecting to see a young teen received A Life Sentence Behind Bars. The judge brawl was a nice touch.

  • @Halozocker104
    @Halozocker104 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Forced imprisonment is basically kidnapping...
    Saying this to make some sense of the 2-15 years charge depending on severety- id say kidnapping/imprisoning a child for an extended period should bring more than even 15.. but im not a lawyer.

  • @Comraddog
    @Comraddog 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    you can even give the judge a hug :D

  • @AdamOwenBrowning
    @AdamOwenBrowning 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:10 she said her jewelry was valued at "Rick Ross." yeah she said the value was "Rick Ross" lmao. The judge tried to double her bail and he got called racist and rescinded it

  • @SuperFlashDriver
    @SuperFlashDriver 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    To be honest, having court camera recordings should be a mandatory thing in every court case, because then people would laugh and find this type of content entertaining as heck. It's the reason "Super Troopers" and "Police Academy" are fun to watch because of how ridiculous they can be, including in the court rooms.

  • @thetoxicraptorz3482
    @thetoxicraptorz3482 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine being accused of a crime, and your defendant is willing to literally fight the Judge for you. We need more lawyers like him 😭

  • @michaelatta2614
    @michaelatta2614 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    thumbnail promised me a 13 year old getting a life sentence

    • @OrcaBrigade
      @OrcaBrigade 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, what the fuck happened to that story?

  • @Not-an-Alien
    @Not-an-Alien หลายเดือนก่อน

    I mean respect to the judge taking his disagreement outside the bounds of his authority. He wasn't a judge here just a dude fed up and wanted to fight. Usually they just hold uou in contempt.

  • @MeltingBucket
    @MeltingBucket 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Love seeing lil shy guy appear lmao

  • @BX--nq6gf
    @BX--nq6gf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Court cams are important. We all have a right to publicity in our trials.

  • @ChucktheSpicyChicken
    @ChucktheSpicyChicken 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Bro: Yo is there Friendly Fire in this game?
    Me: 1:47

  • @BEHEMONAUT
    @BEHEMONAUT 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Did you ever see the rick and morty skit called "name i can't remember vs the state of georgia" i really don't remember the title other than it was "vs the state of georgia." Hillarious.
    Edit: state of Georgia vs denver fenton allen

  • @vjm3
    @vjm3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So a little background on the whole Sovereign Citizen concept:
    Although some change the application or justification, most "SovTards" believe they don't have to follow US laws and jurisdictions, because instead, the "Articles of Confederacy" do. The Articles of Confederacy were pretty much a "Bill of Rights" before the US Bill of Rights came about (it should be noted the Constitution and the Bill of Rights effectively nullified any application of the now obsolete Articles of Confederacy, but these SovTards still want to larp as if it's gospel law of the land).
    So now when these SovTards get arrested, they try to argue some of the following statements, as apparently granted by the Laws of Confederacy (or some abstract derivative from it):
    1. You are a "free man" of the land, and so you are allowed to "travel" without being stopped by people (in this case, the police or the government).
    2. As a free man, you cannot be held liable if you do not have a name (somehow). So that's why you'll see SovTards say bonkers stuff like "My name is NOT Dumb Assington...the name Dumb Assington does not exist, and although others have been known to call me by the concept of Dumb Assington...I am nor have ever been the PERSON known as Dumb Assington."
    3. You do not have to remain complacent in police or government seizes of your persons (whatever your name is), and it is illegal for them to stop you.
    One final thing to mention here is SovTards believe if you do not give your name, or acknowledge your identity in whatever way (ex. stating your name in court, or giving any license to a cop), then by even the US definition of the law, you cannot be prosecuted for a crime. I (think) this is based off of some weird legal basis where someone can't be prosecuted if they either aren't aware they're being prosecuted (as in, they can convince others that they're unaware of what's happening to them), or that they can't be convicted of a crime, because there's no identity to own the charges going forth. I honestly don't know, because this is legalese we're talking about here, but I do know most cases heavily rely on the fact that you're acknowledging that you're some specific person, and you're conscious/aware of what's going on during the trial. Someone should correct me on this.
    But as you see, this leads to a person who:
    1. Believes the law not only doesn't apply to them, but CAN'T apply to them, because due to the Articles of Confederacy, it's illegitimate in the first place.
    2. Due to their refusal to acknowledge they are a specific person, they can't be charged with crimes (even if the entity commonly referred to as THEM does it).
    So pretty much, a SovTard pretends they're not a person, toothlessly reprimands a legal system they believe doesn't apply to them, and pragmatically, hopes the legal system doesn't understand the legal system (or doesn't want to deal with it all) enough to bother prosecuting them at all, and just lets them go.
    Here's the thing: Although I do not know the legal precedence, I'm pretty sure the US courts have officially addressed the whole Sovereign Citizen question, and ruled "If some retard claims to be a Sovereign Citizen, you can still prosecute them for a crime they've committed. Even if they do not own up to a name, as long as reliable evidence is convincing enough to pin THIS person to crimes they committed, then you can apply the US law on to them and force them to endure the justice system."
    This applies also to the other random re-flavoring of Sovereign Citizenry, like "Black Hebrew Israelites" or "Moorish Citizens" or whatever bullshit that tries to follow the same basic scam.

  • @Elitedestructfulnoob
    @Elitedestructfulnoob 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    5:22 why that’s the dumbest shit I have ever herd in my whole life 2 different subjects

  • @iamthepizzaeater7906
    @iamthepizzaeater7906 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Holy shit it’s Spantzzzzzzz’s brother, Spatnzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • @chelscara
    @chelscara วันที่ผ่านมา

    9:38 lawyer really thought if she just kept yelling it’d be fine 😂😂😂😂

  • @mateuszkawczynski2052
    @mateuszkawczynski2052 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I feel clickbaited

  • @nightsong81
    @nightsong81 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Is it some kind of tradition for court case compilations to always have nonsense AI thumbnails?

  • @bartekcalinski1221
    @bartekcalinski1221 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ironically, the defense attorney who got punched looks like has a little bit of blood on his chin during the interview, so unless that interviews was like 2 weeks later
    or something I doubt he actually "didn't feel any pain"

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Looks like he bit himself when he got punched.

  • @toonnoon19
    @toonnoon19 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:30 The Jaws of Life have already been used on that truck. And here he is driving it into buildings 😂😂😂

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    dude i'm actually about to pass out laughing at the judge and defense attorney fighting each other

  • @loreraptor5093
    @loreraptor5093 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    8:38 'oh god. not him again' lord havew mercy; this is a recurring incident?

  • @abdullahakhtar9824
    @abdullahakhtar9824 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The traffic flow near where I live can reach 70mph on a 5mph

  • @Zer0Tr1gger
    @Zer0Tr1gger 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:48 "Preferring crunchy peanut butter"
    PREACH IT, BRO

  • @futurebot1130
    @futurebot1130 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    honestly really like these types of videos coming from you, good stuff

  • @poppyfrancis7338
    @poppyfrancis7338 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    All I gotta say is smart move by the attorney who got punched to just not say anything about it. Obviously it affected him but he was not about to have his embarrassment become known across the country for some Florida man type shenanigans

  • @User-s7j5u
    @User-s7j5u 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro should get 15 years for causing that whole court room emotional stress. And holding them against they will ong

  • @jamiehughes5573
    @jamiehughes5573 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:16 birth of the legendary hunter l4d meme

  • @vidyastuff3509
    @vidyastuff3509 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cant help but notice a certain demographical pattern here.

  • @johnsuarez1404
    @johnsuarez1404 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "He didn't feel any pain, he just tasted skin and it was gross" 🤣

  • @Bobo-ox7fj
    @Bobo-ox7fj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    damn lots of noticeable things in this video

  • @christopherderasmo5041
    @christopherderasmo5041 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:38 You got to feel bad for this guy.
    You spend thousands on a guy to represent you in court only for them to brawl with the judge.

  • @GarfSmiles
    @GarfSmiles 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    shy guy man speaking facts.

  • @KhroweDontYouKnow
    @KhroweDontYouKnow 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    So if you cant pay CS they take away any ability to pay CS gotcha, makes sense.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cant he just mail her the money or something?

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @user-hn78i8so8c he needs to take responsibility for his child if he can't work outside the prison for the money needed for his kid/kids then he can easily be put to work in the prison itself and half or more of his paycheck can go to his kids

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @user-hn78i8so8c he needs to take responsibility for his kid so if he can't work a job outside the prison he should be required to work prison labor were half of his paycheck shall go to the kid

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @user-hn78i8so8c he needs to work in order to secure money for his kid

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @user-hn78i8so8c Oh summer child. Nobody in prison wants free stuff.

  • @punkjack4344
    @punkjack4344 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This channel used to be one of my favorite but now that he is using clickbaits I will definitely unsubscribe.

  • @king_noobie0
    @king_noobie0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:00 why was people feeling bad when there was physical proof he was driving on his phone. he never deserved a driver license after that.

  • @LeeTCGA
    @LeeTCGA 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    is there even a point to clickbait when the actual video is good?

  • @ulench6653
    @ulench6653 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I uhhh, don't wanna be that guy, but I did notice a pattern with a lot of these people.

  • @therealfsh
    @therealfsh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    im seeing a pattern

  • @sierrajohnson717
    @sierrajohnson717 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I just watched a video about the chaos of Irish Politics, and this ads to the unseriousness of official gov stuff 😭

  • @Klaus1386
    @Klaus1386 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So.. you take the means of their earning cash for said child support and then.. arrest them, and do it again, and again.
    Brilliant.

  • @fuselpeter5393
    @fuselpeter5393 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ohhhhh I have a suspicion how she got the Xanax......

  • @pipopawebghost8095
    @pipopawebghost8095 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Spatnz: representing yourself in court is a stupid idea
    Miyoko Kawahara: I have already proven it can be done
    And they said I was crazy

  • @kaiserslavaniaashur1623
    @kaiserslavaniaashur1623 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    wait so judges can extended sentences when people call them mean words but get’s kicked out when they start a fist fight between them and the lawyers? Hwat bs

  • @dovakiin296
    @dovakiin296 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't feel like that judge should of been fired for fighting? The attorney agreed to it and they fought outside of the courtroom.

  • @bh4vvy33t
    @bh4vvy33t 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Old mascot is back

  • @aickavon
    @aickavon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the 'getting hurt but not feeling pain' incident can happen a lot, especially where he was hit (The center of the jaw) where it just becomes really numb.
    The massive amount of confusion and sudden flooding of adrenaline really sets you up for not feeling anything like pain while you figure out what the hell just happened. If it was the NOSE however? I would call that man a liar if he said he didn't feel pain.

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ‏‪2:08poor guy probably questioned why is he even doing his job anymore
    I might do the exact same if I was a public defender

  • @belg4r489
    @belg4r489 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey! Gonna correct something here for no real reason. So the first guy said the illuminaty was created May 1st 1776, fun fact the Illuminaty was actually real! It's just nothing like the conspiracy theories, the Illuminaty was a secret organization in the Ottoman Empire that recruited from the much more well-known Freemasons. Their goal was to fully seperate church and state, beyond what was already done. They grew quite quickly but beyond recruiting a number of people, including a few high up people in the empire, never got around to actually doing anything.
    The Ottomans found out about it due to some correspondence that had been intercepted and quickly cracked down on them extremely harshly. They really scared them since the Ottomans banned all secret societies besides the Freemasons following this event and even they now had to supply a member list.
    It's an extremely interesting piece of history, and it's entirely possible that if this had not happened proper secret societies would still be around today!
    Hope you learned something!

    • @TommyTheGunM99
      @TommyTheGunM99 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sorry for being “that guy”, but the Illuminati was formed and operated in the Kingdom of Bavaria as well as some German speaking states at the time. Not the Ottoman Empire.

  • @Sejikan
    @Sejikan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What's the Clip at 1:18 from?

    • @beef5010
      @beef5010 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      came to ask the same thing. no answer yet 😔

  • @crystalrex14
    @crystalrex14 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your thumbnail wasn't in the video. I really hate that type of misleading stuff. The video was relatively entertaining but I can't get past the fake photo

  • @Drag0nmaster
    @Drag0nmaster 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    5:32 Why? That is super offensive. Never say that about those two again.
    It is such an insult to dumb people to call them dumb, i suggest "dip$h1t" and "m0ron1c b4stard"
    (Censored for youtube) (Hope all y'all can tell it's a joke)

  • @nicholasr.1394
    @nicholasr.1394 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    For those here for thumbnail, it's clickbait.

  • @popeallahsnack-bar9804
    @popeallahsnack-bar9804 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:00 I can imagine that was the straw that broke his back

  • @CodenameRockerika
    @CodenameRockerika 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Lol. Everyone goes 10-15 over where I live. Even the cops sometimes.

  • @carrot8378
    @carrot8378 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is why in the UK we only have court sketches

  • @jacobp.2024
    @jacobp.2024 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Forgive me, but I don't really get any satisfaction from seeing someone on drugs get berated by an old out of touch man. Our penal system is a revolving door and our courts are a laughingstock for the greater part of the world. It's designed to punish, not help people, so of course we get situations like this.

  • @Born_Stellar
    @Born_Stellar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    yeah 1 ticket is pretty clean. Most drivers are actually soo soo bad its not even funny. If everyone drove like me there wouldn't ever be accidents. I know that sounds like I'm bragging or something but its not hard to just follow the rules. You ever see an accident where everyone did the correct thing that wasn't mechanical failure? no its always speeding for the conditions, or running a light or ignoring a sign or not looking. Not saying I got 100% on my drivers test but my only demerits were crossing a little over the yellow line when turning left, which I then corrected.

  • @SinisterBlitzo9
    @SinisterBlitzo9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    YAY SPAZ IS FINALLY USING HIS SHYGUY AGAIN AFTER SO MANY YEARS

  • @HatsuneMiku-lk5ii
    @HatsuneMiku-lk5ii 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the constant punches has me dying lmao

  • @Freegrem
    @Freegrem 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Everyone gets a 15ish ticket when they start driving and it falls off most of he time after like a year

  • @ToxicMothBoi
    @ToxicMothBoi 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The one time ive been in court was hella fun. I was the victim and the actual criminals incriminated themselves IN COURT. Their defendant ended up literaly saying "if you dont shut the fuck up i'll make sure they'll give you the maximum sentence possible"
    They all ended up being forced to appoligize, had to pay 300€ each to me AND serve 200 hours of community service.
    I was so happy to have real life saul on my side. They will never be able to get government payments either since they were using the government money to ship weapons across the border lol. I loved life when that went down

  • @MIDO44444
    @MIDO44444 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nah man that defense attorney didnt feel anything his name is freaking Vladimir

  • @Doodle128
    @Doodle128 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Court pouncer my beloved

  • @ianbelletti6241
    @ianbelletti6241 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    About the ticket: tickets with multiple charges often get thrown out when one charge is false because it illegitimizes the entire tickets. That's why cops that want one of the charges to stick will issue you multiple citations instead of combining them on one ticket.
    Also, clean record means that there's nothing on your record to that point or is within the time frame that can be considered by the court in relation to the violation.