except.... he needs to answer a very important question! He's said that "whiskey is ketchup", therefor, is ketchup a sammich, or, wellington? And, by extension, is whiskey a sammich, or a wellington?
This guy just randomly popped up on my shorts one day for no good reason I can think of, but I’m glad it happened. Seems like a genuinely good person with a heart of gold ❤
Strictly speaking, gravy is not emulsified. It's just viscous enough that the separation of fats and water is very slow (hence why it still separates after a time). In an emulsion, the water and fats don't separate (because they're bonded together by the emulsifier).
Incorrect, while the aqueous phase and nonaqueous phases are mixed the gravy is an emulsion. The presence of an emulsifier just inhibits the separation keeping the two phases emulsified longer, or indefinitely in some cases.
It's neither random nor chaotic. He is abstracting out the multitude of phenomena into a minimal set of objects requiring individual handling. A standrard procedure in programming.
I have a good one for ya then lol. So where I live, getting drunk is sort of... customary. If you think Russians or Germans drink a lot, haha, you got no idea. Now, because of this, hangovers are part of the tradition. We got a certain soup that's basically a miracle worker in alleviating the effects of heavy hangovers (dry mouth, exhaustion, constant hunger). Eating that soup in the morning after heavy drinking is a proven boost to the rest of the otherwise pretty down day. So in some cases, soup (or stew if you want to be technical) IS a breakfast food for some.
The real chef Boyardi is bougie chef boyardee. Dude was the head chef at the fanciest, most expensive hotel in NYC at the time. The chef boyardee product line really did him dirty
@@bowenstump6847 agreed. As for cake, I suppose it depends on what kind. If it's like, a box of cake mix, that's a solidified soup. No order, just ingredients emulsified together. If it's got like, jam in the middle, definitely a sandwich, the bread is just super sweet
@@pryn.darkstorm Except the cow wellington was unwellington-ed before being re-wellington-ed in bread, making the cow meat technically a soup before it was encased once again
No actually, we can follow the bread-cube chart for this Top and bottom: Sandwich Vertical layers: Lasagna Bottom and 2 sides: Taco Bottom and sides: Pie Just bottom: Pizza Completely covered: Empanada If you're talking about sweets then im the same order it's; Alfajor Cake I'm not sure there's such thing as a sweet Taco Pie (again) Waffles/Pancakes Pop tarts
That's cause its not canon, its logic. as such he consistently reaches the same conclusions, as opposed to the majority of conscious wellingtons, who generally will make use of some intuition or opinion without even making the distinction to themselves that it is no longer fact. Thor is an Organic Intelligence on a level not common except among our Artificial progeny.
It's an excellent idea, coming from someone who rides a bicycle a lot. You can put it in a thermos and when you get hungry or thirsty, pull over and take a few sips. But remember to chew if you've chunks in your soup. I don't usually worry about that because my preferred soup is French onion
Every day i get on socials Thor is there to drop random facts and technicalities, sometimes to my own chagrin, and leaves me with the same thoughts every time. “I don’t know how i feel about this newfound information, and i don’t like that”
Then you should know gravy is defined as a sauce 😂 tut tut GamingChef. Using your credentials like that. My old Michelin Star restaurant would have a field day with this.
sandwich. sandwich. sandwich. personally, i split his definition of sandwich into sandwiches, tacos, and cakes. so by my book, the quiche is a cake, and the rest logically follows.
Soup, salad, sandwich, and ravioli. Salads are like soups but not in liquid. Salads can sometimes be one ingredient with potential sauce/dressing added. Therefore a steak is a salad
@@alexschopbarteld922 Gravy is meat and/or vegatable juices from cooking used as a sauce, possibly with added thickeners. If we go a little further (to liquid derived from heating added as a surface coating), then because ketchup is made through maceration and pressing, ketchup and gravy are two separate categories. However, because *latex rubber* is derived through breaking the skin of the rubber tree, most condoms are ketchup.
@@The_Forge_Master where I live we have a soup called Burnsoup, and for the matter of fact it is made the exact same way as gravy, just a bit more liquid
I get high watching this man and it either turns into some spiritual therapy of one’s self, weird facts that are true, ferret content which I love or anything philosophical on food and I’m all for it
It's genuinely surprising how much I've learned about food from this channel. All against my will, of course, but you take what you can get some times.
5 years ago, my friends and I had this exact conversation and came to the exact conclusion. I taped our conversation to prove it. What Thor calls a Wellington is actually a ravioli. There is one form of matter between ravioli and sandwich: the flat bread, which is a ravioli that has its encasing ruptured. A hotdog is a flatbread until the buns split, in which it becomes a sandwich
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“Like the earth, or a ravioli.” is a sentence I was not expecting or prepared for
Just to be hit with "a Wellington."
Chat is a TH-cam Wellington.
The earth is a Wellington and Juniper is a soup?
He had me, lost me, had me then immediately lost me again
A pop tart is ravioli
..... The guy that just drank gravy at the dinner table is now a wellington.... O______O
From his shorts alone, I get the impression his live streams are just him on the main menu of heart bound answering questions lmao
the tts messages don't come out until he takes a break to listen to them, which is usually on the main menu of games I guess
I’ve only seen him gaming when I drop by
I believe on the shorts they often just put that at the bottom for advertising
You could see some of the content of what he does on stream in the background. There's a bit of code on the bottom of the cam sections XD
@@thehawk4201 minute ago is crazy
"I will be taking no further questions"
Fair enough.
spoken like a true politician who spouts a buncha nonsense and retreats ..
except.... he needs to answer a very important question! He's said that "whiskey is ketchup", therefor, is ketchup a sammich, or, wellington? And, by extension, is whiskey a sammich, or a wellington?
@@agalerex ketchup is obviously soup? so is whiskey.
I wanted to ask where stir-fried rice falls on this rating... Is fried rice... Soup?
😂
This guy just randomly popped up on my shorts one day for no good reason I can think of, but I’m glad it happened. Seems like a genuinely good person with a heart of gold ❤
same
Strictly speaking, gravy is not emulsified. It's just viscous enough that the separation of fats and water is very slow (hence why it still separates after a time). In an emulsion, the water and fats don't separate (because they're bonded together by the emulsifier).
Incorrect, while the aqueous phase and nonaqueous phases are mixed the gravy is an emulsion. The presence of an emulsifier just inhibits the separation keeping the two phases emulsified longer, or indefinitely in some cases.
This man is chaotic lawful.
"whatever makes sense to me are the laws"
This is it. He makes laws to bring chaos
So he is soup in solid form.
@@akhigasi nope, he is a wellington, as are we all. darn encapsulating skin.
what
Gotta love how thor can go from giving advice to random chaotic conversations
Piratesoftware is a soup?
@@SB35702 Hey, we don't make the rules.
It's neither random nor chaotic. He is abstracting out the multitude of phenomena into a minimal set of objects requiring individual handling. A standrard procedure in programming.
@@SB35702Aint no way😭
cereal is soup.
ergo, soup is a breakfast food.
I have a good one for ya then lol.
So where I live, getting drunk is sort of... customary. If you think Russians or Germans drink a lot, haha, you got no idea. Now, because of this, hangovers are part of the tradition. We got a certain soup that's basically a miracle worker in alleviating the effects of heavy hangovers (dry mouth, exhaustion, constant hunger). Eating that soup in the morning after heavy drinking is a proven boost to the rest of the otherwise pretty down day.
So in some cases, soup (or stew if you want to be technical) IS a breakfast food for some.
THANK YOU. I've been dying on this hill for years.
After extensive thought, I have come to the conclusion that I am indeed not an idiot sandwich, but an idiot ravioli
Hehe.
Idiot Wellington with soup brain
@@justanedit001 you mean Wellington 😂
Technically an idiot wellington, yeah?
Love it ahaha
What I got from this short: milkshakes are soups.
Always have been
My takeaway is that earth is a ravioli
@@tacticallemon7518 You are correct. Under this system of taxonomy, the planet Earth is a ravioli.
Flavoured moo juice
Cereal is soup
Wellington is literally just super fancy beef ravioli. Gordon Ramsey is bougie Chef Boyardee.
👀
The real chef Boyardi is bougie chef boyardee. Dude was the head chef at the fanciest, most expensive hotel in NYC at the time. The chef boyardee product line really did him dirty
Chef Ettore Boiardi (localized as Boyardee) is bougie version of Chef Boyardee, bro.
@@travisbuckman5563I thought Rattatoulli was a pretty clear analogy to Chef B. I guess not
You’ve got it all wrong.. Raviolis are a cheap Wellington 🤯
That is probably the most specific and definitive definition of a soup I have ever heard anyone give
So many things were glossed over.
Drinking gravy
Comparing the earth to a ravioli.
I’m absolutely here for it.
"Anything that is ordered and structured is a sandwich."
Cakes and pies: SAY THAT SH*T TO MY FACE, CALL ME A SANDWICH, I F*CKING DARE YOU!!!
I would argue depending on the pie it could be a soup with a bread bowl
Closed top pies are wellingtons. Open top pies are dry soups
@@bowenstump6847 agreed. As for cake, I suppose it depends on what kind. If it's like, a box of cake mix, that's a solidified soup. No order, just ingredients emulsified together. If it's got like, jam in the middle, definitely a sandwich, the bread is just super sweet
@@bowenstump6847 can't be, soup requires an emulsion. Which by the way opens up a whole other debate, just read the definition for emulsion...
Cake is wellington. Period.
Thor didn't draw boxes
I didn't understand what he was saying
Sadge
I believe you mean Digital Wellington Diagrams
Too bad, because no further questions would be taken
@@Dm3qXYGood thing it was a request, not a question then!
So a pizza is a sandwich but a calzone is a wellington
That... actually checks out.
@@DeltaJam-1 I couldn't put it better myself
@@DeltaJam-1 this upsets me to my core
Are burritos a wellington?
@@rinyuni Absolutely
"I will be taking no further questions." I was a about ask something in my head.I burst out laughing
People are wellingtons
I have so many questions, I’m pissed about that rule.
@@Sithis211 Cows are wellingtons. So a beef wellington is a wellington in a wellington.
@@pryn.darkstorm nah, it's a sandwich
@@pryn.darkstorm Except the cow wellington was unwellington-ed before being re-wellington-ed in bread, making the cow meat technically a soup before it was encased once again
Volcanoes exist, the earth is thus not fully enclosed
Finally someone found the hole in Thor's logic. Clearly the Earth remains a sandwich due to the existence of volcanoes.
No actually, we can follow the bread-cube chart for this
Top and bottom: Sandwich
Vertical layers: Lasagna
Bottom and 2 sides: Taco
Bottom and sides: Pie
Just bottom: Pizza
Completely covered: Empanada
If you're talking about sweets then im the same order it's;
Alfajor
Cake
I'm not sure there's such thing as a sweet Taco
Pie (again)
Waffles/Pancakes
Pop tarts
What category does spaghetti fall under?
@SSUSAZ Spaghetiti, and most other pasta, are pure chaos.
Chaos in a bowl is soup.
Chaos in a plate is pasta
Soup: 🍜🍿🥫🍚🍧🍝
Sandwich: 🍔🧁🍣🍰🌮🍕
Wellington: 🌯🥧🥟🥜🥠
Layered cockatils are sandwiches they even often have an olive on top
🌎
Bruh wtf
tacos are actually a kind of hot dog
@@BigManaxa hot dog is a sandwich
Anybody that is a fan of "Married... With Children" knows that gravy is not just a beverage, it is THE beverage
They really should sell cans of "Al's Best" for Thanksgiving.
That dude can punctuate a statement like no one else. 10/10
Your chat aren't just goblins, they're fleshdumplings
I can't wait for Thor to find out about Dumplings.
In his definition earth and ravioli are both wellingtons. You're expecting a dumpling to shock his world?
So when you make a game, you’re just making a really complex digital sandwich, which is then turned into a Wellington by a compiler.
Finally, I can send a wellington through email, the post service has been threatening to block me if I send anymore physically
Earth is a Ravioli. Suddenly everything makes sense.
Ehhh. A better classification would be a cake or jelly doughnut. You just have to account for space time not being flat at that scale.
@@userJohnSmithravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
Oh damn The Flat Earthers were correct all along
@@spiritupgrades it's not an ice wall, it's a pasta wall. Now we know.
Wellington*
He embodied all his previous serious answers. He does not forget his own canon
That's cause its not canon, its logic. as such he consistently reaches the same conclusions, as opposed to the majority of conscious wellingtons, who generally will make use of some intuition or opinion without even making the distinction to themselves that it is no longer fact.
Thor is an Organic Intelligence on a level not common except among our Artificial progeny.
@@MrKahrum: Uhh... most AIs are illucid fever-dreams lacking any actual logic.
You can tell how pleased he was after he said this
Real ones know that everything is soup
"Soup or salad?"
"Ackshually, salad IS a soup!"
Did you not listen? Salad is a sandwich
No structure, emulsion, therefore soup
@@AMaskedIndividual No, did *you* not listen to him?! It's clearly a soup because it has no cohesive order 😤
@@Algenhirn depends on your way of making it
Edit: how do you make your text bold btw?
@AMaskedIndividual with * around it
You can drink soup, but the question is, should you?
It's an excellent idea, coming from someone who rides a bicycle a lot. You can put it in a thermos and when you get hungry or thirsty, pull over and take a few sips. But remember to chew if you've chunks in your soup. I don't usually worry about that because my preferred soup is French onion
@ingamelevi1929 that is a good point. Just gotta be careful with bones, if you use it for broth.
You're weird if you keep scraping your bowl instead of just tilting it up to your mouth. Of course you drink soup.
Do you have a spoon?
Broth is just watery soup, and you drink that.
Technically all soup is drunk, as it is a liquid.
everytime I see one of these shorts all I get is absolute wisdom
As a good British Northerner. I can tell you 100% that gravy is indeed a drink
And I will hear no more on the matter
Stock can be a drink, gravy is a soup. I’m also a northerner, Bovril is a stock.
Pasta is soup, pizza is an open faced sandwich, and twinkies are wellingtons.
Can't argue with that. Flawless logic
This video was like consecutive punches to the face
We need a Thors guide to food book
I feel like I was just given forbidden knowledge from an eldritch entity
love how your talking about soup like brian cox talks about astro physics
Every day i get on socials Thor is there to drop random facts and technicalities, sometimes to my own chagrin, and leaves me with the same thoughts every time. “I don’t know how i feel about this newfound information, and i don’t like that”
I'm at 15 years of being a chef, and he's right
What about straight up water?
@@wHy_575 Can contain a numerous quantity of dissolved gases and minerals and is disorderly.
Water is soup.
@@wHy_575 that’s just a mineral soup
Then you should know gravy is defined as a sauce 😂 tut tut GamingChef. Using your credentials like that. My old Michelin Star restaurant would have a field day with this.
@@jarmoo900 Sauce is just soup
Judging that gravy is fats, thickened with flour, and then re-liquidied and spiced, it's definitely a soup 😂😂😂
Ok, but what is a wellington?
-"I will be taking no further questions"
I guess I will never know. Oh well.
I just started laughing really hard. I loved the whole delivery 😂
Thor knows the cube theory of food
What about the Taco*! Quiche! THE BEEF CAKE
sandwich. sandwich. sandwich.
personally, i split his definition of sandwich into sandwiches, tacos, and cakes. so by my book, the quiche is a cake, and the rest logically follows.
Thor is like that uncle who always knows what to say when we get confused 😅
The giant space worms are taking notes
Drink>Soup>Sandwich>Wellington
That escalated quickly.
ah yeah, the 3 states of food, soup, sandwich and wellington
Humans are wellingtons 😂😂😂
I think humans are more cordon bleu since they have holes.
Humans are really weird donuts.
@@Arclite02 we are donuts OBSESSED with passing other objects through our center. Foods, drinks, other donuts, just can't get enough of it really
"Everything is either a sandwich, a soup or a wellington."
-Sun Tzu
What about just a steak? Sashimi?
@@michaelarena9186 yeah, its the single ingredient dishes that break his classification scheme. meatloaf is definitely not a sandwich.
Soup, salad, sandwich, and ravioli. Salads are like soups but not in liquid. Salads can sometimes be one ingredient with potential sauce/dressing added. Therefore a steak is a salad
@@RogueJin Nah that's reaching. Salad gotta be mixed up.
@@MrKahrummeatloaf is a chaotic arrangement of ingredients, so he would probably argue dry soup
gravy, rice, curry = soup
pizza, lasagna, sushi = sandwich
ravioli, human = wellington
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whiskey = ketchup
You were born just to spread chaos. And I’m here for it.
So an encapsulated chaotic mixture is...
Thor explaining this in such a well structured way makes it sound so normal
Also makes it a sandwich
I love that it seems like he gave this some serious thought before anybody asked him this question
Gravy is not a soup, it is meant to be consumed on top of other foods like mashed potatoes, and is therefore a condiment.
So its ketchup?
Ketchup is fruit soup
@@alexschopbarteld922 Gravy is meat and/or vegatable juices from cooking used as a sauce, possibly with added thickeners. If we go a little further (to liquid derived from heating added as a surface coating), then because ketchup is made through maceration and pressing, ketchup and gravy are two separate categories.
However, because *latex rubber* is derived through breaking the skin of the rubber tree, most condoms are ketchup.
@@The_Forge_Master where I live we have a soup called Burnsoup, and for the matter of fact it is made the exact same way as gravy, just a bit more liquid
By that logic pasta sauce is a condiment, which it isn’t (it’s a soup)
I get high watching this man and it either turns into some spiritual therapy of one’s self, weird facts that are true, ferret content which I love or anything philosophical on food and I’m all for it
I fully expected Thor to say "Earth is a ravioli" like that one time he went "Whiskey is ketchup"
This man has never had a sauce in his whole life.
This man has never heard a joke his whole life
Proclaims there are only 3 types of food.
Refuses to argue further.
I love how thor says chaotictly assigned materials is pretty much soup
my brain hurts because this logic man... i love how amazing this is... xD
Thor is not just chaotically poetic with life advice....he can do food too?.next level of impressed here..
Ffs, the way you break things down to make perfect sense but also being so chaotic and making no sense is hilarious.
So what you're saying is... a spaghetti & meatball-filled donut is a Wellington?
He answered that one so fast, you can tell he's given it some thought before
In other words, popcorn is a soup, and a pot pie is a Wellington.
wait wait wait.
euclidean space is a sandwich,
hyperbolic space is a soup,
and spherical space is a wellington.
“I will be taking no further questions” I immediately did a spit take 😂😂
Thor just wrote up a PHD Thesis paper in 30sec
Gonna tell my kids thor was an ancient greek philosopher
Bananas are berries, cucumbers are a fruit and there's no such thing as a blue raspberry 😂
Yet, after listening to Distractible, I've learned that some sandwiches may actually be considered a Cannoli.
"The earth is a raviolli."
"I will not take any further questions"
Okay well you know what Thor? Water is just a damn soup of hydrogen and oxygen.
So a sloppy joe is a soup wellington.
A structured chaotic soup.
Everything we eat in the world is either
soup.
Salad.
Sandwich.
Challenge me
Again, I propose, what then is a homogeneous solid? Such as a block of butter, a cube of sugar, or a bar of chocolate?
Gravy is technically not emulsified.
Chaotic evil food classification
Actually laughed out loud. Thanks!
No, wellington is a raviolo.
It's genuinely surprising how much I've learned about food from this channel. All against my will, of course, but you take what you can get some times.
I always enjoy the words of wisdom you bring to my feed 😂
And this class is where the great Hotdog/Sandwich debates began.
Bro really said, "no further questions" after making me have even further questions
Thor has his own version of the Cubic Rule of Food, I see.
This man just saying shit to make us wild out. He ain't Thor, he's Loki.
A Wellington is more specific than ravioli. Thus, a Wellington is a ravioli.
I love that the Earth was your example for a wellington BEFORE the ravioli.
5 years ago, my friends and I had this exact conversation and came to the exact conclusion. I taped our conversation to prove it. What Thor calls a Wellington is actually a ravioli. There is one form of matter between ravioli and sandwich: the flat bread, which is a ravioli that has its encasing ruptured. A hotdog is a flatbread until the buns split, in which it becomes a sandwich
Thor: Gravy is a soup as are many liquids
Me a scholar: As you see from this testimony, Cereal is therefore a soup
... gravy's literally meat soup *why did u do this to me Thor?!*
**twitches from meat soup technicality**
Got it. The Earth is not round...it is a Wellington...shaped like a Ravioli.
"When its ordered it becomes a sandwich". Thus, frozen soup is a sandwich.
My brain is a sandwich. My life is a soup.
"Behold, a Wellington"
A taco shell is a sandwich but a taco wrap is a wellington