Jim Cornette on Tessa Blanchard

[@SWyrick366]

"Hi everybody, this is Tessa Blanchard, and the shit you're about to listen to is mine!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@famednacclaimed5336]

I was so hyped when Corny told him to "fire up" the audio. 😂😂😂

[@noahhossman7070]

I fucking marked out so hard at that

[@birdmanhero]

Let that baby fire lmao

[@K-dawg26]

@@chrisakane9840 shut the fuck up, we don't need a mental image of that!

[@bigmow21]

I was listening and then he said that and I paused it until I got to the house. So pumped!

[@chrisakane9840]

@@K-dawg26 i need a mental image of last night on impact. When cassie threw a celebration for RVD. 😆 cassie should have invited Tessa to celebrate and replace RVD with the FIEND or jericho and a lil bit of the bubbly🍾

[@curtisesters1297]

I come back to this video every now and then for a nice laugh, thanks Jim and Brian

[@garv04]

So true

just came back myself today

[@curtisesters1297]

​@your comment brought me back lol

[@Adam-yb2ei]

Vince bought the audio: “this is such good shit”

[@robroux6074]

Rhea Ripley is the anti Tessa

[@jesuszamora6949]

"If you thought the wedding angle was shit, just wait until Tessa's RAW debut!"

[@ericmarchand7968]

Doooooooooky!!!!

[@TheBadGuy235]

"We're gonna pair her with Natalya! Team Shart!"

[@buddyholly2969]

She's gonna poop! She's gonna poop! She's gonna poop!

[@jonathanturbide2232]

22:52 - "Hold on, pressing play...."
LMAOOOOO I can't believe they actually played that on the air!!!!! LMAO!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TuMalditaMadre]

I listened to the podcast last night as I went for my walk, it was beyond hilarious but I thought this wouldn't have made it to TH-cam but here it is.

[@jonathanturbide2232]

@@THERobertL2000 You're welcome, and yeah it's super disgusting but Corny and Brian's reactions are hilarious so it's well worth getting grossed out LMAO 😂✌👍

[@UnexpectedWonder]

😁😁😁😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😋😋

[@doubleyouexwhyamzed]

Ewww! She is SO unlady-like. The fact that she agreed to do that. Wow. LOL.

[@SuperPeterok]

@@doubleyouexwhyamzed she looks more manly than Tully

[@davidcross6340]

Brian "I'm not going to play that"
Jim "is it copyrighted"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 brian tried 3 times not to play it

[@tysontomko]

Call steven p new hahahaha

[@mrfozz5209]

More like copyshited

[@cukara]

Damn, I wish I didn't hear it! Had so much fun before that audio! ;)

[@poop7334]

@@cukara what the fuck?

[@UNCAUfan87]

I remember the 1st time I heard the audio of that girl taking a shit, I nearly vomited.

[@ShawnMcClearn-Yinzer-At-Heart]

The dirty talk interrupted by a tubercular cough was the icing on the cake.

[@ChronicTHCBlaze]

Tuberculosis cough? Haha 😵😆

[@manifestgtr]

*COUGH COUGGHHHH*
“Mmm you like that? Got me a touch of the consumption...”
*plop*

[@ericstevens8660]

@@escapethematrix4204 i will never look at a female wrestler the same way ever again....GROSS

[@BattMegley]

Twas the smell

[@kensimmerman1257]

I guess some guess like the sound of a girl choking on the smell of her own ass I don't understand the world anymore

[@freiflug83]

LMFAO! So much gold in the audio lol
Brian: Hold on. Pressing play
JC: I'm not worried about copyright now. It's the FCC!
Brian: Jim in a situation like this, do you think they should just go for the finish or draw it out?
JC: ...
Brian: Want me to fast forward?
JC: IT'S LONGER?!
**toilet flushes**
Brian: There's the finish

[@RichLuciano1]

I don't know what's worse: The fact that this just happend or the fact that I listened to it.

[@DjTractus]

We're in the same boat and after hearing that I welcome our alien masters

[@rexsexson5349]

A little from column A a little from column B

[@RyanS881]

We are a sick society, FACT

[@shedpower9916]

Must have been a pretty gnarly shit the way she started coughing. She couldnt even handle it 🤣🤣🤣

[@SuperPeterok]

Covid shit

[@chriswwe123]

😂😂😂

[@MrBrianboisselle]

“Princess Poopenhaus” Jim Cornette, 2020

[@BillerdClubWorldWide]

The way Brian cracks up kills me

[@GraveMemories]

@@jamesb1988 thanks for reminding me

[@peteboyle7728]

When I first listened to this yesterday, I was driving and laughed so hard I had to pull over until the shitting bit was over.

[@magic3383]

What's he saying Robin?

[@kshinokevin]

"When the S#@t (does) Hit the Fan.." "WTF ?!? We don't want to see the video, but we need to see the audio. The pun stinks, in my opinion." "You can not identify This S#%t." "Can We air that (on TH-cam) ?" (an FCC violation) "It is pretty damn sh@tty to have someone put that out." - Jim Cornette / Corny / James E. Cornette Forget the "Pee Tape," this is the "Crap/Shit Tape" (23:04 - 27:27 = the actual audio excerpt). "We have reached a new low, a new depth." - Brian if this was Jerry "The King" Lawler in the 1990's, he would have said "Extremely Crappy Wrestling." (a jab at the raunchy, ultra violent, and inflammatory riot producing promos = South Philly's "ECW" wrestling org. which was ran by Paul Heyman & Todd Gordon).

[@Game-ib3ql]

“Wait, wait, wait backup, what was that?” Corny was into it

[@Mister_Phafanapolis]

I've seen his wife, I think Jim is in to some freaky stuff.

[@GAHDOOOO]

Phafanapolis Yeah, and then some... 😬

[@mclovin6039]

@@Mister_Phafanapolis this comment has aged well like a fine wine. Nothing but "fun" 👍😉😂

[@CNYKnifeNerd]

@@mclovin6039
What "aged". He's never hidden his kinks...

[@prisonmike3605]

“Pardon the pun this whole story stinks” 😂😂😂 nicely timed Jim

[@brettperry3737]

I got a $100 that says when Vince finds out about that tape, some poor chick is gonna end up with this as her gimmick.

[@jeremiahmorris1852]

Nattie had a gimmick like that where she was farting a few years back

[@carolynbuckley8733]

Rene young

[@davidholzer4155]

@@jeremiahmorris1852 she actually shit her pants in the ring

[@AaronLesterMedia]

Oh Lord. You're absolutely right. Especially with Vince's sense of humor.

[@wooweezymoviestar601]

@@davidholzer4155 how do you know?

[@bumblebtuna3066]

“Where she been PF Chang’s”. Omfg I died

[@TraumaER]

BumbleB Tuna 🍚 🍛

[@DuskShad90]

Me too! 😂

[@K-dawg26]

@@TraumaER John Luke Robertson at the fuckin' dentist.

[@TheJhar22]

Brian's laugh was the punctuation to that.

[@brycekirk5529]

@@TheJhar22 He needs to laugh like that more often

[@Xaintrix]

“It’s longer?!?!??” - Jim Cornette 2020

[@DuskShad90]

I fuckin died 😂☠

[@Shawn6751]

@@DuskShad90 Me too

[@TheViper-yv6yp]

lmao!

@@roy12525 here

[@jarredmoore1970]

“Shoved her used tampon in someone else’s face” choked on my damn beer 😂😂🤢🤮

[@darylcatpiss]

Yeah it was a gimmick really

[@vibangigan5336]

Wrestling is a work bud

[@UnexpectedWonder]

😁😁😁😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😫😫😭😭🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

[@RareWarRoses]

Hey now that's Su Yung finishing move!

[@marcuswhitlow548]

@@RareWarRoses Zack Ryder's, too...

[@johnwalton4441]

The way she said "How long you've been watching me" had me dead 25:33

[@noahhossman7070]

Jesus Christ I nearly wrecked my car listening to the “poop audio”. One of the funniest things I’ve heard in years.

[@pengyzin8668]

Wtf I'm horny

[@ChuckTreble]

You gotta go to some nearby comedy clubs. You'll have a better time.

[@fatboicarti9797]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK

[@eviltwin8212]

The audio is undeniable forever.

[@supercool2999]

How about getting audio of Bayley, Sasha Banks, Lacey Evans or Asuka taking a dump

[@mikeschiela4860]

"That was a 5 star dump!" - Dave Meltzer

[@MorganTyler86]

In New Japan he would rate it 10 stars

[@frod79]

Prichard will call BS on this Meltzer review. Pun intended

[@AB-iu7fu]

LOL

[@TheChodax]

And the prize goes to! 😂

[@mitchellpilkington7433]

Be 6 1/2 stars in the Nagasaki Kawasaki dome

[@Ihaveaglitch]

This show has officially jumped the shart.

[@Jackaljkljkl]

"If you end up in Impact, there's a reason you end up in Impact..."

[@lae2640]

hahahah what a burn
someone should tweet that to Tessa

[@taheemlewis7627]

You mean dixieville aka blue owl brand aka last time ec3 was relevant

[@truuflight1142]

Impact is where it’s at though 😂

[@jtthegame]

@@truuflight1142 i like what impact has been doing although nwa is the best wrestling at the mo.

[@tonyh1718]

Maybe you want 6 figures but only wrestle 30 times a year?

[@Sidney_L]

I'd like to thank Jim's lawyer for letting this live reaction make it to air.

[@Dr170]

Remember, if you want to air recordings of poo, call Stephen P. New

[@adamjohn3819]

Stephen P New!!

[@hawkfishdaniels7199]

@@Dr170 Great rhyme you have there.

[@richardnealiii1840]

Defamation by defecation... Got a bit of a ring to it 😂

[@theevilascotcompany9255]

"Hey Stephen, it's Jim. Are we allowed to play an audio recording of Tessa Blanchard defecating for a ... hello? Hello?"

[@jeremy2684]

I swear this podcast has me crying laughing over here

[@jairusdavis3619]

Ikr when the poop audio started and her describing it I started crying and coughing so bad lol

[@ELGordoRR]

@@jairusdavis3619 nearly threw up while driving to work but laughing at the same time.

[@TheViper-yv6yp]

U and me both ;) lol

[@UnexpectedWonder]

I feel ya. 😁😁😁😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@cjr1881]

Lie

[@THESNEAKERADDICT]

Had to watch this again

[@bruggytee]

that’s a nasty comment💀

[@TheMollyman420]

I literally came back to listen again too lmao

[@Beer_Baron_]

“So, we shouldn’t play the audio?”
“PLAY THE AUDIO!”
HOLY CRAP!!! HAHAHAHHAHA

[@ayochayce8185]

HOLY CRAP CLEVER 😂😂😂😂

[@charlesmoore3654]

"I'm waiting for Manny Fernandez to chime in"💀💀💀💀

[@titonothere6179]

Charles Moore the raging bull needs a podcast

[@billywall7752]

Lol...Manny can’t stand Tully Blanchard.

[@jeffreyb6165]

Nor is Manny even remotely capable of telling the truth. He is hands down the biggest liar in shoot history.

[@MortonT1958]

Jeffrey B: The Raging Bull is hilarious, though. As long as you consider that the interviewee is the wrestler Manny “Raging Bull” Fernandez and don’t view it as as shoot interview it is fun to listen to.

[@jeffreyb6165]

@@MortonT1958 And another thing about Manny is that he was a good performer and tough as nails. That's probably why interviewers never call him out on his bull$hittery because he could probably still mess someone up even at his age. Manny would fight a buzz saw and give it the first 2 rounds on a 3 fall contest. Can't take away they mans toughness, but my gosh I've never seen anyone who could tell more lies in a shoot than him. 😆

[@316CactusJack]

Putting it on TH-cam unedited that's a bold move 😱😱🤢🤮😂

[@justinorel6592]

Worth it.

[@alexandregama3090]

Thats why I love this channel.

[@brettperry3737]

Between Corny and the comments section, I think the kinds of people who would be sensitive enough to complain, got scared away a long time ago.

[@shanestephens4728]

Chris Benoit
Underrated comment. Oh the ironing. #HeUsedTheCrossface

[@justinorel6592]

@@shanestephens4728 I set up the crossface with a diving headbutt. no one mentions this.

[@verbottencheese6320]

Did I legit just listen to two guys comment on someone taking a righteous dump? And gotta love Brian turning into a witch briefly with that cackle.

[@josephfrezza5822]

For those interested, the audio with the "dump in question" is played at 22:52

[@alexnava8729]

You sir, are a true hero. Thank you.

[@BlackjackBrooks]

Jim reacting to the poop tape is the funniest thing I've seen in months! THAT'S PURE GOLD!

[@windymcgee6833]

Where is the video???

[@mgcuniverse9037]

Agreed

[@richardnealiii1840]

Gold? Sounded more like "brown" to me 😂

[@metalheadwrestling5928]

I always heard about her bad attitude backstage but, as Ron Simmons would say, "DAMN!!!"

[@hb2645]

Yeah I heard about her attitude too, because I was wondering why WWE didn't sign her. Someone on TH-cam actually commented back to me that her attitude sucked. Hopefully her attitude has changed because she will really miss out on big money if it hasn't.

[@truuflight1142]

H B she getting good money; she’s the highest Paid wrestler

[@hb2645]

@@truuflight1142 I didn't know that. It's hard to believe that she's getting more than the top women in WWE though. I wish her well, she's very talented.

[@robroux6074]

@@hb2645 Why do people think WWE pays.. every Indie wrestler has confirmed that Impact and Indie shows pay way more than WWE. WWE is like working on a Salary with suprer long hours and working off the clock and no comission, Aew & Impact is like working per hour and your paid commission and you are free to work for other employers for more money

[@robroux6074]

Shes not racist, isn't she engaged to a Mexican.

[@TheSteelStallion]

Man, Bryan's laugh after that PF Chang's line, had me laughing for a good five minutes straight.

[@SuperPeterok]

Timestamp?

[@vict4451]

@@SuperPeterok 26:25

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

His laugh nearly knocked me out.

[@deejayguppy6087]

Earlier in the vid, Brian sounded like the Predator, as in GETTOTHACHOPPA Predator, not Chris Hansen Predator. After the PF Changs line, he went full Palpatine.
Guy's got range.

[@alazkaalazka6087]

Somebody get ahold of JaRule
I need him to make sense of this

[@Lexio3031]

WHERE IS JA???

[@Blazeni420]

Forever funny

[@boygreen2002]

I dead ass make this reference everyday

[@miningbagsofgoldprospectin289]

"Help me Ja Rule"! My dad is old and white. He always says "Help me JaRue"!

[@susancooley5208]

Wheres Ja?!?

[@ultimoskillit1714]

"This story stinks" - Corny 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@rorystfu]

Jim coins Tessa's faction name: The Defination of Defecation.
His flubs are better than what they put on TV.

[@brucebanner3566]

The nation of defecation. The defecation of domination. 🤔

[@rhondafulton9065]

🤣🤣🤣💰

[@stinkypinkeee5085]

The Young Shitters...I got nothing...

[@jonnya4209]

"Tessa performs brutal back drop on fan"

[@danielwilliamson1577]

It's been a while since I laughed so hard my stomach hurts. Thanks for this 30 minutes.

[@brycekirk5529]

26:27 I can't stop replaying, plus laughing at that laugh Brian made

[@iBallz_]

@rhys rollins But that P.F. Changs - line from Corny was just great ... can't remember laughing so hart and so often during a Drive-Thru

[@tylerheldmann1]

@@iBallz_ I don't know why it turns me on for some reason I feel like I shouldn't be

[@buddyholmes08]

Lol he sounds like a witch with that laugh.

[@pokemon8849]

Palpatine hahahahah

[@tylerheldmann1]

@@pokemon8849 I don't know why it turns me on listening to this

[@mauricerousseau6053]

She didn't even washed her hands. (in my Cleveland voice) that's just nasty.

[@PlasticFoods__]

“I don’t think we’re gonna be able to put this on TH-cam”
TH-cam: Hi.

[@vibangigan5336]

“Took a dump for a fan......”
“WHAT?!?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TyMarshall007]

just hearing Cornette saying WHAT makes me laugh

[@marcuswhitlow548]

I only knew of of Shitzi Brownshart... er, uh, Shotzi Blackheart selling shit pictures. Never heard this story before...

[@tonychairez9299]

Wait who made a shit video lol?

[@mclovin6039]

@@tonychairez9299 tessa. Shotzi just sold pics of her shit not vids I believe.

[@Coryindahouse81]

had to channel stone cold for that one

[@joeyleggz3676]

I'm in tears here from laughing so hard at the poop tape. I hope it's not copyrighted.

[@J5V5W5]

“Where she’s been, P.F. Chang’s?!”
Jesus Christ Corny!

[@kyewilson7837]

John Van Winkle Brian’s reaction killed me

[@Krokodilius]

lmao...how do you walk into work the next day after this...

[@Willverinerage]

"How much would you pay for that?"
"I would pay zero"
No hesitation whatsoever from Bryan Last LOL!

[@maestromurphy2047]

I'm in tears 😂 I can't deal with Brian laughing and Jim's witty remarks 😂😂😂

[@lostapwbm2790]

Tessa Blanchard: The Incarnation of Defecation.
The Excellence of Excretion.
The Who's Who of Number Two.

[@RichLuciano1]

The Ayatollah of bunghole-ah

[@cbwilson86]

The insane shitstain

[@RichLuciano1]

The Fartbreak Kid

[@osaji922]

The queen of... uh, yeah she pooped.

[@bajan71683]

The Duchess of Doo Doo

[@TheMuddFishh]

Something so contagious about Brian's laugh

[@THESNEAKERADDICT]

that voice definitely sounded like Tessa lol

[@wodencafe]

It sounds exactly like Tessa.

[@planexshifter]

Her voice is kinda sexy....

[@RasslinManShorts]

@@planexshifter did you ask for the tape lmfaooo

[@extremeking425]

@@planexshifter .... no ....

[@cishansen4162]

80 courics lmfao. Love the South Park reference. Corny is gold.

[@WWEGAMEING101]

When I tell you when he asked what did she eat PF Chang’s I laughed so HARD

[@sehnzeleid]

This video is a whirlwind of emotion.

[@michelvanbriemen3459]

Seems like all these ladies had a synchronised tampon tantrum

[@screamsfromthegrave3324]

"That shit had to be at least 80 Courics! " - i'm loving the South Park reference there Corny haha

[@AMongoose87]

Brian ugly laughing at cornys PF Chang line is my favourite thing this year so far 😂

[@xxxglassjaw]

apparently Steven P. New listened to the audio intently and determined it was youtube acceptable. I wish that was a law school and or bar exam question

[@Dr170]

The whole situation feels like a Saul Goodman episode come to life.

[@adaddyyumyumshira5358]

the fuck are you talking about

[@davidholzer4155]

This is one of the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@hey01e5]

me: tessa should apologize for saying the n word
brian: i'm about to end this woman's whole career

[@robroux6074]

can he end Rhea Rippleys too??

[@PlasticFoods__]

Bahahahahaha

[@chrisortiz8072]

Might be for the best it ends

[@apdarkness905]

@@robroux6074 Oh god, she is the LEAST appealing female (and I use that word loosely) competitor in NXT. Yeah, I wholeheartedly agree with you, Rob.

[@Kfowlkes09]

@@apdarkness905 She's more manish looking than Chyna and that's saying something.

[@moonsaves]

"Who released this?"
The release is ongoing, Jim.

[@VolkXue]

What else happened for those of us that don't follow wrestling news

[@lae2640]

@@wooweezymoviestar601 bro you're sick

[@wooweezymoviestar601]

@@lae2640 how? Explain why I'm sick?

[@lae2640]

@@wooweezymoviestar601 ask your mom or dad

[@TheJhar22]

@@wooweezymoviestar601 coprophilia is classified as a mental disorder for one thing.

[@andygoesfishing]

The end of this segment is the true representation of shit posting lmfao

[@davidholzer4155]

Princess Poopin' house

[@stephensmith9093]

That would make a great t shirt it would sell

[@crazyoney2k]

The best part of this video is Jim’s voice goes that high it actually sounds like Bruce Prichard’s impression of him

[@j.m.ziadeh3021]

This has to be the 5th time I've listened to this video all the way through (including sharing it with my friends and family).
One of Jim and Brian's best segments; right up there with Jim admitting defeat against Vince Russo, the Raccoon, and the
review of Enzo Amore's Phoenix music video.

[@MikeJr9284]

I still find it hilarious that the whole Twitter situation happened a day before Tessa won the Impact World title.

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

She asked for it.

[@jonathanturbide2232]

That's the thing, she should have tweeted about the match and should have focused on hyping the PPV. Instead, her tweet reeked of arrogance and entitlement, so it's not shocking that all the girls she apparently had problems with all jumped on her that day.

[@MikeJr9284]

Jason Beard True, but the timing was so perfect.

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

@@jonathanturbide2232 - Well, the women actually gave her exactly what she asked for and supported each other. They had been doing so behind the scenes and kept silent at the request of some of the victims, who rightfully feared for their careers. It sucks and is disappointing to hear about her having these issues, especially on repeated occasions, but she shot herself in the foot by trying to be fake and inspirational rather than being humble and gracious. She was overzealous in her attempt to capitalize on the moment and she flew too close to the sun. I feel sorry for Impact after all the time they've spent finally getting themselves to be recognized as an actually somewhat reputable company, and now they're stuck with damaged goods as the face of their brand again.

[@jaredbellow]

Bunch of never was outlaw geeks trying to take down a star with actual talent. Any accusation on Twitter is worth what it costs to use Twitter.

[@roadwarriorhawk692]

I have to quote Ron Simmons here...... "Damn!"

[@davidmagson6736]

this is a part of the #MEPOO movement.

[@chrislaverick]

David Magson 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@jordandennis6794]

@Paul Brasfield someone outta hang it in a parking lot

[@petemasta99]

@1 Gladiator ACTUALLY IT'S #MEAUSTIN

[@robdurfee6861]

She then literally cheated on the Mexican fiancé with one of the boys and then proceeded to hold the TNA title hostage on her way out of the company. Class act all around is Tessa

[@MegaAwesomeguys]

almost died listening to the audio

[@UnexpectedWonder]

I feel ya. 😁😁😂😂🤣🤣😋😋

[@TuMalditaMadre]

OH GOD THEY REALLY INCLUDED THE POOP AUDIO!

[@johnmcdonnell5404]

One of the greatest reactions by Brian n Jim I've ever heard this is pure gold

[@keithyw]

this is one of those very rare circumstances that actually left Corny absolutely speechless and in a perpetual existential crisis

[@tylojzs]

Ya never know what you're gonna get listening to the Drive-thru
💩💩💩

[@georgenicholson6080]

Somehow that looks exactly like Tessa. Well done!

[@jvinson]

Tessa is the most hated female since Moolah.

[@jacksafereffort516]

“I turned on the twitter this morning…”
Jim the old southern grandma trying to be hip.

[@kyewilson7837]

The sad part is it genuinely sounds like her

[@crazyoney2k]

It does listen to a tessa interview

[@kyewilson7837]

Myownpersonaltruth I have that’s why I’m saying it

[@tonymatrisin4328]

Can imagine the faces shes making after seeing those annoying ones she does in her matches

[@Markleadguitar]

of course it's her. Before wrestling she did underwear matches where her pussy would flop out every 10 seconds, of course it's her

[@jamesgallagher1992]

@@tonymatrisin4328 you mean "the faeces"🤣🤣🤣

[@erictoniaschwab1009]

As a father of 2 daughters all I can think is that i feel bad for Tully. No dad would ever want to endure this.

[@billywall7752]

erictoniaschwab1009 I’m no so sure. Tully Blanchard is probably my all time favorite and he’s more relevant now than he’s been since the 80’s. Some of it is from his work in AEW and with his daughter the talk of the wrestling industry.

[@tobygreen4257]

We are in a weird era. If she got paid $10k for that then who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
If this is Tessa B and I was her dad I would find it humiliating but then I would be like well, there is zero that I can do about it and it doesn’t invalidate her as a person.

[@thesupervisor3270]

Feel bad for Magnum TA he’s the one that raised her not Tully

[@erictoniaschwab1009]

Lamar Shakur I forgot that Magnum raised the kids. Thank you for the reminder. And yes, it’s got to be very hard on him

[@c71score]

As a father of 2 sons all I can say is I'm happy I only have 2 sons.

[@tommycochran1019]

“Well then let that baby fire!” line made laugh😆.

[@jamalabdelbaset6635]

“Where’s she been? PF Chang’s!” 😂😂😂😂

[@tonykozina1814]

Everyone in the cardio room has turned and given me "the look", no less than 3 times, as I've uncontrollably laughed myself into oblivion.. Princess Poopenhouse, says the Lord! L.M.A.O.

[@VegetaAlex]

Uncle Jim is that one family member everybody has...

[@mauristar02]

I listen and laughed at this while i was on the bus and people where like: Wtf is wrong with this dude?

[@Nick_Barone]

mauricio cassanello I bet they weren’t. You think they were, but they weren’t.

[@BrianJamesShanley]

I died laughing more times in this one clip than I had in the previous year combined.

[@BluSpykz]

"If a guy was that upset..."
*remembers ACH / Jordan Myles*
Smiles. For miles.

[@shanestephens4728]

BluSpykz
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG smiles.
Like, across the whole front of a T-shirt 🤣🤣🤣

[@jameseric211]

I love that the artwork doesn't give the end of this segment away lmao!!!

[@garv04]

So true

[@madbrowniac7871]

The Iron Sheik bragging about a "positive" drug test is perfect Heel Comedy gold!B.W.

[@jarrettreynolds4560]

The funniest shit I’ve ever heard.😂😂😂. This is what just made me a subscriber now.

[@brucebigg919]

When I first listened to this latest episode, I dozed off for a bit, and then woke up to "Tessa" taking a dump 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TraumaER]

Bruce Bigg 🚽 RIP _(Undertaker voice)_

[@johnporter9073]

Gives a new definition to the term "Strong Style".

[@xbox7077]

Brian's laugh at 26:29 😂😂😂😂

[@zanon__]

Brian, to be fair, the thing with these "all of a sudden horror stories" is that sometimes it takes someone coming forward for everyone else to feel confident in doing so too.

[@masonschwalm2010]

Guess we know whether Tessa spits or swallows 😂 😂 😂. Spitting seems to be her go to move when she’s pissed off, seeing as multiple people claim she’s spat on them. Good work Tully, sounds like the apple fell straight down the tree....

[@WhatAboutall]

Magnum TA raised her...lol

[@masonschwalm2010]

Interesting. I didn’t know that. Learn something new every day, lol. Just figured with all the stuff I’ve heard about Tully/former Horsemen members being racist assholes that maybe some of it could have rubbed off.

[@jonnya4209]

@@WhatAboutall Not Skinner?

[@ricardoguanipa8275]

Well for sure this wasn't a "Clean Finish" so

[@stinkypinkeee5085]

She needs to invest in diaper wipes...

[@kshinokevin]

that was a good one...

[@itsabeautifulanimism3704]

The very first fart along with Brian just dying laughing from “Wanna watch me take a sh!t?” absolutely sent me into tears belly-laughing 😂

[@toniohurd]

Yes Jim Chelsea Green was in TNA but her name was Laurel Van Ness

[@guruheeldickstrong6601]

Chelsea Green is the hottest.

[@kennyneally3662]

loved her as laurel van ness

[@marcuswhitlow548]

@@guruheeldickstrong6601 I guess, if you dig farm animals...

[@VictorNewman201]

Reclusa in Lucha Underground (Marty the Moth's girlfriend), she fought Pentagon Dark

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Thank you. I was gonna say that. 😁

[@jackdavide5742]

'Who released this?'---one of the best all-time double entendres..That, and 'it's longer!??"

[@MichaelSmith-ru4wg]

Oh wow, that does sound like Tessa actually.
also, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@tortugadave8765]

At 29:19 I've never heard Corny at such a confused loss for words. This was hilarious, I cried.

[@xymoriintus]

The tessa pooping audio is some of the funniest stuff I've heard in a long time! 100% golden audio