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Imagine all the talented actors out there who never get a shot to showcase themselves in highly advertised projects yet Melissa McCarthy is never out of movies. Life isn’t fair haha
I have a positive spin on that - with a obese falling down unfunny lead like MM I know exactly which films I will never even attempt to watch. Well that and one of the best decisions I made in past 6 months flushing netflix down the bowl like a post taco bell shit.
To be fair, the story about you being in a Ukrainian jail cell having a deep conversation with a 300 lb ex soldier named Yuri about how the mailboxes in Kyiv were telling him to hurt people sounds more interesting than anything we got in the last 10 years.
The king and his henchmen and the crab man scenes were the only good funny scenes in the movie, otherwise it completely sucked. Thanks for including jason bateman as the crab man in this shitty movie.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them get drunk and watch shitty movies so we don't have to. Thanks Drinker, you are making the world a better place.
I guess they saw the complaints that it made no sense for Armageddon to use oil drillers instead of tapping into the well of astronauts from around the world who often had military backgrounds and decided they could make it even dumber.
I'm gonna be honest. The title of this video scared me. When I saw the title "Thunder Force is Garbage" I thought to myself "Oh, he'd BETTER NOT be talking shit about Thunder Force! Those were some of the best SHMUP games on the Sega Genesis!" Then I watched the video, realized it was about a giant turd shat forth from the SJW butthole, and I felt better.
its on Netflix, Netflix just camouflages its fails. They just spam the h*ll of this films of you landing section when logging. I love that something thats new is "Trending in Argentina", yeah mate, an english language movie of no franchise, no advertising is trending just after hours of being released. People end up watching them because they think its "top stuff". I still get crappy "Suggested for Nahuel", i watch scifi/action, my girlfriend watches anime and terror, why do I get teen/sexual id stuff suggested? My most social related stuff is watching ww2 recolorized, why im still bombarded with crappy drama and argentinian BS when I never saw a show or series from here on Netflix, being Argentinian doesnt mean i like "argentinian stuff" by default
Your comment on reversing their powers makes so much sense, I only have one tweak I'd make to it: The dumb slacker was also a "popular girl" in school, used to being the center of attention. Makes her getting a power to make her go unnoticed all the better.
I was hoping he’d mention the grandma scene where she says “You guys didn’t think I knew you were thunder force.” THEY LITERALLY DONT WEAR MASK THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE
It's not the originality in the idea (there's very few truly original stories), but the originality of the *application*. Look at Hancock, it's 2 unoriginal stories ("SuperDude" & "Loser Redemption") , but they were mashed together in such a way you get a very original version of both. This, given her track record, not so much...
Forget originality of ideas. There's ways to make a trope work. But does anyone notice how for all the talk of representation and portrayal of women in media and given women opportunities to write and direct, every single female centric comedy ends up looking the same... aesthetically and tonally. Charlies Angels, Ghostbusters 2016, Bad Moms series, this movie, Ocean's 8, even The Heat. Same flat TV-movie look and washed out color grading and tone, be it the dialogue or the music. Low contrast, high brightness, high saturation. I get that budget is an issue but if at least the writers and directors put some effort in, you'd see bigger budgets for this genre eventually. Nothing comes close to Thelma and Louise in this genre. The same way that nothing comes close to Sarah Connor and Ellen Ripley in the action genre.
@@valentinegonsalves7322 It's what comes of promoting based on woke cred, which is just an activist veneer over politics as usual, which means talentless sociopaths end up in privileged roles at the expense of anyone with any merit. And they'll use their privilege and job security to denigrate meritocracy and anything which might imperil their authority.
Surprised Netflix wasn't like: What could be better than combining Melissa Mcarthy with Adam Sandler in a remake of When Harry met Sally. LOL The test audience probably died after the first ''joke'' :P
Oh, that's what that was. Got a notification from Netflix saying "we think you'll like this." Generally, if Netflix recommends something to me, I treat it like a 3cm kidneystone; it's gonna be a hard pass.
On that note, what is it about movies today always trying to push the "smart black person" trope and failing miserably at it? If I was black, I would feel ashamed at how black people are depicted in modern movies.
@@carljohan9265 I’m black and I don’t have a problem with it. I’ve constantly seen black trauma movies that were shown and ppl were getting tired of them. Black superhero movies are things that excite us. Not this one tho, this one is shit. But yeah I kinda see what your saying.
@@carljohan9265 I mean actors shouldn't represent an entire race in general unless ofc that was actually their role to play. People care too much about what appears on the big screen when they know it is purely fictional and theatrics
That makes me wonder if the favors were purchased by his or her bj's because everybody knows that difficulties in Hollywood are resolved on the casting couch. Oh well, all I can say is that I hope he is better looking! ;)
@@RICHARDGRANNON Octavia has mentioned that she struggles to book roles sometimes. This is despite the fact that she has an Oscar. She either has to take indy films which might be better critically but don’t always pay as much as large studio-backed films or take a more support role in a bigger film, which might pay little better but it’s not a leading role (I think she was a character in Divergent but she was in like 3 scenes and that franchise got canceled).
My two roommates literally just put this movie on and I could tell in the first five seconds that it would be garbage, and low and behold while it’s on, the Drinker drops this video. Perfect.
I don't think many men are clamoring to go watch this. Rather, it's gonna get inflicted on them when their female relatives want to watch it and the guy gets dragged in.
The trailer said enough. I didn't need the Drinker's review to know that you have to be a special kind of masochist to watch this movie just for entertainment.
If you're stupid enough to watch this, even by mistake, you'll probably laugh. If you don't laugh, at least you'll learn to not watch this kind of shit again. If you don't learn, you deserve everything you get.
I sometimes feel bad for Melissa McCarthy. She was brought into the Hollywood fold because she represents an average, unglamorous, ordinary woman. And then they relegated her to a joke. How is that supposed to make us average, unglamorous people feel about Hollywood?
"I once spent the night in a Ukrainian jail cell having a deep and insightful conversation with a 300 pound ex-soldier named Yuri about why the mailboxes in Kiev were telling him to hurt people" I see meeting Tatiana's parents went well.
There's the perfect idea for a short film penned by The Drinker. Lead Roles: Ewen Bremner as The Drinker and Olek Krupa as Uncle Yuri. Police Station Chief: Rade Šerbedžija.
Netflix: Here we ran out of origjnal ideas, so just dumb yourself down and watch. Audience: So you are saying Thunder Farce is actually a real movie? Hold my whiskey, this is going to be a loong night.
I'm so proud to have worked on the worst film of 2021... we all knew it was hot garbage before we even saw the final product... edit: I still haven't watched it XD
I sat down 4 or 5 times to watch it I get it ... I couldn't tell you the path the characters took but I can tell you they live and super strength starts in titties.
@@markherring3513 I work in post production :) I am being non specific so I don’t completely out myself. The teams working on these movies aren’t always super big.
I can't help but think there would be fewer repeat offenders in the prison system if we just forced the incarcerated to watch marathons of Melissa McCarthy movies in every room played at .25 speed.
I have to say that I suffer a lot less nausea and formless rage since I cancelled Hollywood in my life. Videos like this confirm my choice to be a mentally healthier person. Thank you.
Talk about taking one for the team. Many thanks for his bravery though, because looks can sometimes deceive. I avoided Galaxy Quest for years because the DVD cover made it look like a lazy Star Trek parody film, filled with actors struggling at the edges of their careers. Turns out it's one of my favourite films ever. So... We need people to actually watch this shit on our behalf is what I guess I;m trying to say. I'm half way through a box of wine.
I have a strong stoma for crap films but only made it half an hour in before I had to quit. It started to hurt my soul. I got the feeling that at the end of a days filming everyone went home and just sat in silence for a while. Sitting alone at the kitchen table, unable to look at their loved ones in the face. Starring at the wisps of steam coming off of a cup of tea and wondering what their life might be if they didn't have to pay a mortgage. Gathering the remains of their tattered spirit before finally being able to rejoin their family, the hugs of their children reminding them of what's important and giving them the strength to go back the next day to continue their contribution to a cultural turd so awful it will haunt their every quiet moment for the rest of their lives.
I can guarantee you these people have 0 remorse for the "work" they are doing, if anything they are proud and laughing at the world whilst it gives them a free ride. It is simply the club of celebrity, where they get to be rich and famous working in Hollywood making garbage that nobody will watch whilst continuing to be funded by an agenda filled company that has more money than it knows what to do with. All the while thinking they are changing the world by giving millions of dollars to bad projects and ugly people inside and out.
Melissa McCarthy: you guys want to see me play the fat funny girl again Everyone: No please God No! Melissa McCarthy:you want me to make another movie with my husband again? Everyone: No please God no! Melissa McCarthy: okay just cuz you guys asked for it I'm going to play the funny fat girl again and make a movie with my husband you're welcome! Everyone: Lord Please Take Me now what did I do to deserve this punishment 😭😭
Honestly..... that was a really good point about how even something as simple as switching their powers would’ve had more meaning based on their characters personalities
I personally wouldve liked it if the main character was a miscriant and slowly became a better person but has to battle with becoming a good person or keeping their powers or something but we got this....... "yay"
@@Mike-qc8xd Agreed! Those with original cast were hilarious. Then they found they could make lousy movies and some people would still watch, kinda like what happened on the TV show itself.
@@rebeccaconlon9743 That wouldn´t be very pc laughing at obese unfunny women, I would find that kind of behaviour appallingly repulsive. And yeah I have a wife too, it happens even to the best of us, so I´m inclined to believe HerrRoehrich, funny german name btw.
Yeah... One of the rare drinker reviews I probably would never have watched regardless. The two leads were enough for me to give it the "fuck no" treatment.
Wait... two friends from school/studies, who have grown estrange, with one becoming a good scientist and the other just becoming Melissa McCarthy - that's EXACTLY the foundation for two main leads from Ghostbusters 2016!!!
@@exitwound3931 This. Empathy and good faith/ benefit of the doubt are good, but after a certain point you recognize things from further off. Aka red flags. Nothing wrong with wanting to keep your sanity.
His comments about Ghostbusters were almost word-for-word my description of it about three days ago, right after I watched this dreck. I remember how Feig had them just roll the camera while they just talked and talked and talked... and talked.... Urgh!
I'll be proposing them a reality show about my nieces being as public as possible with their vast personal life (I'm trying to avoid censor, so you know what "personal life" means)...
I was watching this yesterday and turned it off after 40 minutes. Nothing happened after 40 minutes. So disappointed. It was literally trying too hard to be funny.
@@sillypuppy5940 Yeah, the premise was super promising. I honestly liked Melissa McCarthy. I just didn't like how dragged out the "training" was. It's like the screenwriters forgot how to write. Set up everything in the first 20 minutes. Have to get to the real action by then.
I stopped watch it after 20 min. but had movie going using it as a source of noise. Was on my computer chatting with friends and basically saw the end of this garbage movie. Honestly, Melissa not funny at all anymore and the other one never was funny.
Or a Southern Baptist. They won't even let us buy alcohol on Sunday. Jesus told us to drink wine on the highest, holiest day of Christianity (Passover) but it somehow makes Sunday bad.
@@HAL-dm1eh So much for the repeated and grossly misinterpreted separation of church and state. The constitutional provision that was intended to keep the churches influence and limit it's impact on federal and state laws.
After the last Lord of the Rings came out, the list of films I've seen: John Wick, Blade Runner 2049, Les Miserables, Hateful Eight, Live Die Repeat, Scott Pilgrim (hated it), and the James Bond films. New Hollywood sucks.
A rhetorical question with a point I agree with, but LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring, one of the Harry Potter Films, The Matrix, BR:2049, Lost Highway (?), one of the Bourne films, a Mission Impossible film, Casino Royale, uh... The Sniper (?), Snatch (or Lock Stock), and that's all I can come up with. Minus a few I forgot, relative to the amount of films made, that's sad. More masterpiece films were released in 94 alone than what I could recall.
@@12ealDealOfficial Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch and The Matrix were all filmed in the previous century, so your list is becoming pretty small. 😁
You know, they could have had such a great plot element with the sociopaths. The sociopaths could be the only ones that are making themselves known and that stupid serum doesn't do anything beyond amplify the dormant abilities given to children that were exposed. Just one of many corrections
Bad guys campaign motto - "Making Chicago super again". Gee, I'm sure that's a reference to SOMETHING, but I can't quite put my finger on it. (sarcasm)
Don't forget the Netflix's underreported Teenage Bounty Hunters. If you thought cuties was bad, TBH will really shock you. They cancelled it because it showed a pattern of sexualizing underage girls and nobody had keyed in on it with all the hoopla over cuties.
@@christinawilkephillips7684 yeah Netflix has made some absolutely crap but you seriously need to watch their daredevil show it’s nothing short of a masterpiece
@@threeriversforge1997 what did the show even do? I cant tell for sure from glancing but it kinda looks like the actors are over 18. Even if not, what's the worst that happens, they go on dates? You're saying every show with 16 year olds going on dates is shocking?
I doubt it. Six months from now, it'll be like 'Thunder What?' If you doubt me, try and name _without looking' the muppet serial killer comedy McCarthy last 'starred' in.
"If you watched this movie for any reason it's time to take a long hard look at your life" This movie sent drinker into an existential crisis. Fuck. *edit* Thanks for all the likes! Drinker, if you read this give The Last Supper a watch. I'd be interested to know your opinion on it.
It wasn't bad i think he doesn't appreciate fat humor and is disgusted instead. Bateman is great maybe im biased but his charisma worked well with McCarthy.
Not to mention she's doing a backflip on top of a moving car, as if she's moving forward with the car and won't fly off the car to the ground the moment she jumps, like in real life.
Flat Earther detected (Duncan Wade). Bad CGI aside, yes, you would move forward with the car, because you’re sharing momentum with it. If momentum worked how you were suggesting, you’d be pinned to your carseat every time you accelerated the vehicle from the driver’s seat and seatbelts wouldn’t be a thing. Now, you’re right that she should’ve been knocked off the car, but that’s all to do with wind, not momentum. That’s right Flat Earthers: get fucked.
@@thefilmwatcher1302 No, it shouldn't be just wind. Moment she loses contact with the vehicle, she would begin to decelerate in that given direction as the car still accelerates. For the duration of the flip, it might not be long enough to create a significant enough difference in position that she completely missed the car, but she'd probably end up landing on the end of the car/trunk and just falling. She shouldn't have just landed square in her original position, but it's a movie and not a very serious one, so eh.
I'm a Baptist, and I'll say I at least prefer Mormons over Jehovah's Witnesses because at least Mormons don't come to my door with their bootleg-Bible (Mormon Bible's the same way, they just don't act like it's the actual Bible) and attempt to Verse-Battle me at the door before they run off like a vampire being exposed to sunlight.
This is hilarious. I literally just saw the title and a picture on Netflix last night and thought; “wow I bet this is terrible. I bet the drinker will make a video about this.”
I watched Total Recall last night with the kid's, the Arnold version and as the credits were rolling this movie came up with a countdown of seconds before it started and I grabbed the controller and stopped it just in time 😳 😆🤣
I had the exact same feeling watching the title and picture. You just KNOW that the series will suck when you see 2 overweight Karens posing as superheroes.
@@nuttydishwasher5377 Superheroes are Sexy at any size my good man. Fat chicks are the best in bed by the way. The bigger the cushion the better the pushin' is true. Always choose a Fat Girl over a skinny girl every time.
Oh, Drinker, the sacrifices you undergo on our behalf...we're so grateful we didn't have to go through such a savagery ourselves. So thank you and godspeed..
McCarthy at all of her pitch meetings: "Ok I know I've delivered continuous box office bombs, but this time I've got this HILARIOUS new movie idea! So I play myself as usual and just be really fat and obnoxious and stupid and really fat and more obnoxious and clumsy and fat and stuff!"
You remember in the 90s movies were fun to watch and looked forward to seeing a new movie..remember those days. There was at least one movie you knew every word to, and if you told another person about that movie they’d know what you’re talking about. Those days are gone
"ThunderForce is nobody's finest hour" - In all fairness, the original music by Corey Taylor, Scott Ian, Dave Lombardo and co was pretty fuckin' rad. My kid enjoyed the movie, I got to scroll through reddit - so it's not a complete loss.
Imagine if one of the bad people who go super powers found the error of his ways and decided to fight against the other bad people when his family was murdered by one, but since people automatically associated bad people with powers he was shunned and became a lone wolf fighting other evil “superheroes” in a physical and mental battle
@@Sorakeyblademaster37 The kind of "comedians" in SNL skits probably have never seen a single anime in their lives, let alone a superhero parody that is well made, brilliantly animated, and actually genuinely funny.
The crab man and the king and his henchmen scenes were the only genuinely funny parts of the movie, I actually loved the crab man parts, especially how I called his backstory in that he got turned into a crab man so logically he turned to a life of crime and the way he just nonchalantly delivers the line when he says it is just gold. Funniest physical comedy part was when he leaves the scene walking sideways clacking his claws, hysterical. Saving grace of that steaming pile of dog shit movie.
I love comedies, and I LOVE Superheroes! I thought this movie seemed interesting and figured it was worth giving it a chance. Boy, was I wrong... I was legit depressed 10 minutes into the movie, and eventually had to turn the thing off and delete it from my PC. I actually felt bad and sad. I never even made it to the super powers! What an absolute dumpster fire of a movie. I feel like I got robbed - even though I downloaded the movie for free!
That dude getting tazed is Octavia Spencer's husband in real life. I swear that dude is whipped. Yeah, they actually spent MONEY on this where other, better ideas, go ignored.
I think McCarthy's husband has some serious clout in Hollywood. It's the only way to explain how she keeps getting work. Kinda like when Paulie Shore's mommy kept unleashing him upon the world.
I had a coworker who thought Birds of Prey/Harley Quinn and the whatever whatever whatever was a wonderful film. She raved about it. Girl power! Yeah, somebody, somewhere is going to love it.
Before Hollywood tries to sell me one more “Sexy Fat Girl” story, I want to see what the wives and girlfriends of the producers, writers, director, and male actors look like.
He will always remain as Vern Schillinger from Oz. That show was amazing for it's time. And it certainly is one of those shows that everyone should watch.
I only found out this existed (and I have netflix) cause ur channel is awesome and ur reviews brutally honest. Speakers of truth have few friends, but lots of followers thankfully. The irony of loving ur channel and at the same time finding out this farce of a movie exist because I watch ur channel, I figured what an interesting dichotomy u and ur fans would appreciate. Lol
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Avoiding anything with Melissa McCarthy has served me well in life so far, I see no reason whatsoever to change that.
Amen brother
She was quite good in the Gilmore Girls according to my best mates wife's boyfriend.
Melissa McCarthy is such an annoying actor i havent like a single thing she has been in
And yet she keeps getting work....she's got to have some serious dirt on someone in Hollywood.
She was good in happy time murders
Imagine all the talented actors out there who never get a shot to showcase themselves in highly advertised projects yet Melissa McCarthy is never out of movies. Life isn’t fair haha
"There can only be one". Fat chick. In Hollywood. At any given moment.
It must just mean that's the best we have...
JJJ: " YOU SERIOUS?"
I have a positive spin on that - with a obese falling down unfunny lead like MM I know exactly which films I will never even attempt to watch. Well that and one of the best decisions I made in past 6 months flushing netflix down the bowl like a post taco bell shit.
@@rustyspigot1876 "Is that a challennge?" - Rebel Wilson
@@ignaciotaborda6538 I thought that was a dude.
This movie does not help the stereotype that women aren't funny.
But that's merely...the obvious
it's not a stereotype if it's TRUE
Lol wow
But they keep on truckin', I wonder when reality will hit 'em 🤔 btw, huge fan of your videos, keep exposing their hypocrisy, Mr. Obvious 👍
Yet there are very funny women out there. My own mother was hilarious 🤣
When an 8 minute review is way funnier than it's 2 hour movie counterpart. Now that's entertainment
I barely made the 8 minutes!
True. Also he pasted up pictures from Russia and pedaled them as Ukraine. Not kosher at all ;)
To be fair, the story about you being in a Ukrainian jail cell having a deep conversation with a 300 lb ex soldier named Yuri about how the mailboxes in Kyiv were telling him to hurt people sounds more interesting than anything we got in the last 10 years.
God I hope that's not a love story
I would watch it.
i saw 350lb dude who was screaming on mail boxes in Kyiv for no reason ))
@@AlekMadeDis Yuri put on some weight I see.
@@neilyb5012 still better than Twilight
The mayor of Chicago turning out to be a supervillian is the most realistic part.
@Fake Name holy shit. That's a match. I would have also accepted cicada.
And any politician in the world
Accurate
The king and his henchmen and the crab man scenes were the only good funny scenes in the movie, otherwise it completely sucked.
Thanks for including jason bateman as the crab man in this shitty movie.
That's Gold on Reddit.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them get drunk and watch shitty movies so we don't have to. Thanks Drinker, you are making the world a better place.
Lol, If you see Melissa Mcarthy in a movie and are wondering if its good or not then you obviously havent watched her before.
I would never have watched this shit show in the first place
You don't need to have 2 digit iq to know this movie is bad
@@bobholt6217 Have you seen her in Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Bruh its not a shit movie
“We have a serum that can turn regular people into super heroes... but who do we test it on..? Ah yes, of course! Two middle aged, over weight women!”
Could be funny. Just wasn't.
I can think of another show that did this where these two women would serve as excellent practice dummies
@@owenmaleski2203 you mean like Isaiah Bradley?
I guess they saw the complaints that it made no sense for Armageddon to use oil drillers instead of tapping into the well of astronauts from around the world who often had military backgrounds and decided they could make it even dumber.
The reasoning had to have been "If we can make them superhuman, we can do it with anyone."
"The mayor of Chicago turns out to be a bad guy."
So, basically every real mayor of Chicago.
Al Capone cursed the entire city.
@@NexusKin Al Capone was a better administrator than most Chicago mayors...and he had tertiary syphilis.
@@petebondurant58 If only he had gone to a doctor while it was still in its early stages, he could've been completely cured.
@@equalsnein Luckily I just have to play Watch Dogs, then I can see what Chicago's like without actually going there.
Chicago is like Old Detroit in Robocop only more violent.
"The guy running for mayor of Chicago turns out to be the world's most obvious villain"
Well at least they kept it realistic.
Can't help myself but he reminds me of Matt Gaetz.
LOL
Like mayor beetlejuice. Lol
Not really since he’s a straight white male that’s mayor of Chicago.
The actual actor would certainly be better than beetlejuice. If you don't know the mayor of Chicago, that sentence probably makes no sense.
The Drinker: “Do you remember in Ghostbusters 2016 where...”
Me: “ No. No, I do not.”
The Drinker remembers so we don’t have to. And this is despite his alcohol-induced brain damage.
@@markparkinson6947 That’s what he does, he drinks and knows things.
@@nevertrustatory9412 Indeed!
I remember, I've tried to forget but whatever I do it still haunts me.
didnt need to watch that shit so yea nothing to remember if i didnt even see it
I'm gonna be honest. The title of this video scared me.
When I saw the title "Thunder Force is Garbage" I thought to myself "Oh, he'd BETTER NOT be talking shit about Thunder Force! Those were some of the best SHMUP games on the Sega Genesis!"
Then I watched the video, realized it was about a giant turd shat forth from the SJW butthole, and I felt better.
funny enough that was my exact thought
"This just in: Netflix will now just show up to your house and pump untreated sewage directly into your living room"
"I can barely tell the difference!"
Netflix has a “throw shit at a wall and see what sticks” style of producing content
@@jayespin And the result has undeniably been walls and floors filled with shit.
POV: You're an NPC in Saints Row 2
Coming soon from Netflix
Lol best comment!
Soon as I saw the ad on prime and Melissa McCarthy’s face, I already knew.
Right? She's "wokecasted"
I started going back to watching some US sitcoms and sh*t just isn't funny. I ask myself if it ever was.
Shes the worst
TH-cam keeps erasing Comments pertaining to my infatuation with melissa mcCarthy
Me too, I didn't need to watch the review ;)
The placement of a Slayer t-shirt here has to be the most Un-Slayer thing ever.
Just awful
above slayer it should say "HAMBURGER"
Slayer's no longer Slayer any more, so no loss
a fucking W H A T
Saw this on a flight home and people still got up and walked out.
did they use their seat cushions as a flotation device?
hol up
Hahahaha best comment ever.
Yeah I mean th- wait..
You stole that comment
Mormon here, this movie makes me want to take up drinking to forget.
You've gone super sober
As a fellow Mormon
Mood
Mean!
There's not enough alcohol in the world...
Is it worst than Amy Schumer's jokes?
I wish Hollywood would make more movies like this until they destroy themselves. How much punishment at the box office can they take?
Doesn't matter if the whole thing is just a front for money laundering lol
That's a general tendency with American films.
We'll find out.
its on Netflix, Netflix just camouflages its fails.
They just spam the h*ll of this films of you landing section when logging.
I love that something thats new is "Trending in Argentina", yeah mate, an english language movie of no franchise, no advertising is trending just after hours of being released.
People end up watching them because they think its "top stuff". I still get crappy "Suggested for Nahuel", i watch scifi/action, my girlfriend watches anime and terror, why do I get teen/sexual id stuff suggested? My most social related stuff is watching ww2 recolorized, why im still bombarded with crappy drama and argentinian BS when I never saw a show or series from here on Netflix, being Argentinian doesnt mean i like "argentinian stuff" by default
It will continue as long as Hollywood has a political usefulness
Your comment on reversing their powers makes so much sense, I only have one tweak I'd make to it:
The dumb slacker was also a "popular girl" in school, used to being the center of attention. Makes her getting a power to make her go unnoticed all the better.
I was hoping he’d mention the grandma scene where she says “You guys didn’t think I knew you were thunder force.” THEY LITERALLY DONT WEAR MASK THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE
That was actually the only funny scene in the first half of the movie. Can't say much about the second one, though, turned it off before that.
That was the point of the joke..
@@marklee2588 that kind of joke will only get you a rating of 1/10 in a movie
@@zondor8123 hey at least the joke boosted the movie rating to 1/10 rather than 0/10
“Parents were killed by villains”
Wow, what an original idea.
Well...
The Bat started it all
It's not the originality in the idea (there's very few truly original stories), but the originality of the *application*.
Look at Hancock, it's 2 unoriginal stories ("SuperDude" & "Loser Redemption") , but they were mashed together in such a way you get a very original version of both.
This, given her track record, not so much...
Forget originality of ideas. There's ways to make a trope work.
But does anyone notice how for all the talk of representation and portrayal of women in media and given women opportunities to write and direct, every single female centric comedy ends up looking the same... aesthetically and tonally.
Charlies Angels, Ghostbusters 2016, Bad Moms series, this movie, Ocean's 8, even The Heat.
Same flat TV-movie look and washed out color grading and tone, be it the dialogue or the music. Low contrast, high brightness, high saturation.
I get that budget is an issue but if at least the writers and directors put some effort in, you'd see bigger budgets for this genre eventually.
Nothing comes close to Thelma and Louise in this genre. The same way that nothing comes close to Sarah Connor and Ellen Ripley in the action genre.
@@valentinegonsalves7322 It's what comes of promoting based on woke cred, which is just an activist veneer over politics as usual, which means talentless sociopaths end up in privileged roles at the expense of anyone with any merit. And they'll use their privilege and job security to denigrate meritocracy and anything which might imperil their authority.
Melissa McCarthy is the epitome of a one note actor. She's the same character in EVERY movie!
Surprised Netflix wasn't like: What could be better than combining Melissa Mcarthy with Adam Sandler in a remake of When Harry met Sally. LOL The test audience probably died after the first ''joke'' :P
just like johnny depp after PotC
@@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 ... dont ruin a good classic. you're giving them ideas. the horror. the humanity. my eyes.
McCarthy can be a good actor, but she lets herself be cast as the same type of character most of the time.
@@2st486 Or Nicolas Cage anymore!
I love how Emily's power to turn invisible literally just means she sits in a corner and does absolutely nothing in all the fight scenes
Oh, that's what that was. Got a notification from Netflix saying "we think you'll like this." Generally, if Netflix recommends something to me, I treat it like a 3cm kidneystone; it's gonna be a hard pass.
#BOYCOTTNETFLIX
It's kind of like the trending section on TH-cam. Absolute garbage for the brain-dead masses.
Too true. That red “n” logo on all their originals means “never watch” to me.
Lmao best comment ive seen in a while
@@MrFox101 TH-cam has a trending section?
My mother is going to make me watch this later today. Pray for me.
I'm sorry, but it seems God has abandoned you.....
May God have mercy on your soul...
Get realllllly stoned before and then you’ll probably just fall asleep during what’s being called by hacks as the “movie”
I will pray for you man
I guess pouring acid at your eyes isn't a valid option, mainly because the ears stay intact.
"She looks bored, uncomfortable and embarrassed"
Much like the audience?
On that note, what is it about movies today always trying to push the "smart black person" trope and failing miserably at it? If I was black, I would feel ashamed at how black people are depicted in modern movies.
@@carljohan9265 I’m black and I don’t have a problem with it. I’ve constantly seen black trauma movies that were shown and ppl were getting tired of them. Black superhero movies are things that excite us. Not this one tho, this one is shit. But yeah I kinda see what your saying.
@@tobyokafor6069 The "hacker guy" in the latest terrible Jurassic Park movie.
That's all I need to say.
I would not want that to represent me.
I've already zoned out but am strongly reminded of Throbbing Gristle.
@@carljohan9265 I mean actors shouldn't represent an entire race in general unless ofc that was actually their role to play. People care too much about what appears on the big screen when they know it is purely fictional and theatrics
This looks so bad that it feels like Netflix should pay *me* every month.
"Seriously, this movie's about as amusing as a fucking cancer diagnosis."
- Critical, The Drinker
LEGEND
It's as old as the hills.
The Drinker Critical?
@@RealWolfmanDan i agree
Can we call it Fat Force?
@@emilyorter3661or Fat Farce.
The movie was directed by Melissa McCarthy’s husband. You know, the one you’ve never heard of. A lot of favors were cashed.
Her husband the director could eat no lean or was it something else?
This is the fifth film they've done together, they make Hollywood money no favors needed.
That makes me wonder if the favors were purchased by his or her bj's because everybody knows that difficulties in Hollywood are resolved on the casting couch. Oh well, all I can say is that I hope he is better looking! ;)
Her husband is not a good director.
I hope those favors are running out...
"More sober than a Mormon on Sunday." Words to live by.
Bored, Uncomfortable and Embarrassed perfectly describes Octavia's acting in this movie. You nailed it.
That's exactly what I thought.
Let's not forget the poor writing and directing by Ben Falcone... ugh
Do you think she did it as a favour? I was watching her thinking “why”?
@@RICHARDGRANNON Octavia has mentioned that she struggles to book roles sometimes. This is despite the fact that she has an Oscar. She either has to take indy films which might be better critically but don’t always pay as much as large studio-backed films or take a more support role in a bigger film, which might pay little better but it’s not a leading role (I think she was a character in Divergent but she was in like 3 scenes and that franchise got canceled).
Likewise 'Brash, Abrasive Arsehole' perfectly describes Mccarthy's every role.
The comparison with the fake comedy movie from ''Tropic Thunder'' is soooo spot-on, it's almost scary if you think about it.
Just grab two of Jack Black’s characters from the film, make them superheroes and you basically have the protagonists of this film.
The only real difference is that Tropic Thunder was legitimately funny. And was not painful to watch
@@tekno647 Any movie with Jack Black is painful to watch. He's like the female version of Malissa McCarthy.
@@MAGAMAN Really? He was quite good in Kung Fu Panda.
@@MAGAMAN He was great in "Bob Roberts" and the Neverending Story 3.
A minute of silence for The Drinker's eyes and ears, we shall not forget their sacrifice to warn the world of such a calamity.
Forreal huh, i saw this as #1 on netflix and was about to watch it until i got on my phone and found my way here
Lets not forget his soul.
This is exactly what I said after seeing his comments below the video. The Drinker is a real hero!
He is very very brave.
@@HurricaneMiltonsDad Or his liver...
Turning invisible is the best power because you can just casually nope out of a conversation
There's a theory that says : "if there's a Netflix watermark on it, chances are, it's a 4/10 movie at best"
Klaus is good
@@coquimapping8680 i was about to say that
I'd recommend "I am Mother". One of the more realistic and possible outcomes of the general intelligence singularity.
Haven't had that garbage in years
@@fuzzywzhe loved that film.
My two roommates literally just put this movie on and I could tell in the first five seconds that it would be garbage, and low and behold while it’s on, the Drinker drops this video. Perfect.
Free sleeping aid
after all these years, i've yet to see a half-decent movie on Netflix. this was worse than the usual tripe
Did your roommates regret putting it on?
Saw The teaser on Netflix, as soon as I saw her face i was like fuck thst
@@GetOutOfMyNoodleShop Apostle was pretty great. But that's because Gareth Evans is a badass, Netflix has nothing to with the movie being good.
I think we should all be thankful that Drinker has put this video out so quickly, we won't need to watch this shit (even by mistake)
I don't think many men are clamoring to go watch this. Rather, it's gonna get inflicted on them when their female relatives want to watch it and the guy gets dragged in.
What's even crazier is that he got Verified the moment this video went live
The trailer said enough. I didn't need the Drinker's review to know that you have to be a special kind of masochist to watch this movie just for entertainment.
If you're stupid enough to watch this, even by mistake, you'll probably laugh. If you don't laugh, at least you'll learn to not watch this kind of shit again. If you don't learn, you deserve everything you get.
I'm always thankful to the Drinker, but no fear I was ever gonna watch this. Because, you know, Melissa McCarthy. 'Nuff said.
I sometimes feel bad for Melissa McCarthy. She was brought into the Hollywood fold because she represents an average, unglamorous, ordinary woman. And then they relegated her to a joke. How is that supposed to make us average, unglamorous people feel about Hollywood?
She is in no way average and ordinary
"I once spent the night in a Ukrainian jail cell having a deep and insightful conversation with a 300 pound ex-soldier named Yuri about why the mailboxes in Kiev were telling him to hurt people"
I see meeting Tatiana's parents went well.
Nice one! That gave me a good belly laugh!
Uh, _Don't you mean Tatiana's UNCLE actually?
There's the perfect idea for a short film penned by The Drinker. Lead Roles: Ewen Bremner as The Drinker and Olek Krupa as Uncle Yuri. Police Station Chief: Rade Šerbedžija.
But why the mailboxes in Kiev signed "Russian Post"?
@@nanonymous9139 Darn FSB playing mind tricks on the population... :P
Me: "Hollywood literally couldn't lower the quality any more than they have."
Melissa McCarthy: "Hold my burger."
"...and my sandwich, my hotdog, twinkies, pepperoni pizza, fries and tacos"
AGREE
: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Netflix: Here we ran out of origjnal ideas, so just dumb yourself down and watch.
Audience: So you are saying Thunder Farce is actually a real movie? Hold my whiskey, this is going to be a loong night.
wrong it's hold my 20 burgers
*burgers
This is literally the first time I've heard of this. I guess my goal of purposely distancing myself from mainstream society is working flawlessly.
Same.
Apparently not, because here you are, now, hearing about it. : (
Exactly the same. Even some of the niche things I'm into are starting to suck, so I've had to go even more fringe.
Edgy.
Same on all fronts
I'm so proud to have worked on the worst film of 2021... we all knew it was hot garbage before we even saw the final product...
edit: I still haven't watched it XD
I sat down 4 or 5 times to watch it I get it ... I couldn't tell you the path the characters took but I can tell you they live and super strength starts in titties.
What job did you have?
@@markherring3513 I work in post production :)
I am being non specific so I don’t completely out myself. The teams working on these movies aren’t always super big.
@@Apoch86 i hear ya..nuff said!. Ive done stand in/body double/minor acting roles....i worked on a few clunkers myself.
@@markherring3513 I never said that ;)
You wanna get wasted? Take one shot every time a man is ridiculized, bashed, insulted or womansplained.
Dude I want to try it but I don't want my liver to die before 30.
Ridiculed. Now drink.
I can't help but think there would be fewer repeat offenders in the prison system if we just forced the incarcerated to watch marathons of Melissa McCarthy movies in every room played at .25 speed.
I like the idea, but torture of criminals is outlawed :p
Make sure they are strapped and have eye clamps like clockwork orange.
Prisons are supposed to improve and teach criminals not fucking torture them
thats more inhumane than executing them
@@nyk2000m Came here for the Clockwork Orange. Was not disappointed.
He watches so we dont have to. Which is why he drinks. Dont let his sacrifice be in vain.
Drink is probably cheaper than a shrink ... Cheaper still, Tatiana!
I have to say that I suffer a lot less nausea and formless rage since I cancelled Hollywood in my life. Videos like this confirm my choice to be a mentally healthier person. Thank you.
The Drinker watched this movie? You sir are the hero we need and deserve.
Talk about taking one for the team. Many thanks for his bravery though, because looks can sometimes deceive. I avoided Galaxy Quest for years because the DVD cover made it look like a lazy Star Trek parody film, filled with actors struggling at the edges of their careers. Turns out it's one of my favourite films ever. So... We need people to actually watch this shit on our behalf is what I guess I;m trying to say. I'm half way through a box of wine.
He also love watching shitty DC shows
Better off watching "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion" if you like the sort of old highschool buddies plot.
@politicallyinsensitive And some obviously like to eat a lot of fries, bacon & hot dogs.
No kidding. I just saw this mentioned and wondered if it was worth looking into. Clearly not.
I have a strong stoma for crap films but only made it half an hour in before I had to quit. It started to hurt my soul. I got the feeling that at the end of a days filming everyone went home and just sat in silence for a while. Sitting alone at the kitchen table, unable to look at their loved ones in the face. Starring at the wisps of steam coming off of a cup of tea and wondering what their life might be if they didn't have to pay a mortgage. Gathering the remains of their tattered spirit before finally being able to rejoin their family, the hugs of their children reminding them of what's important and giving them the strength to go back the next day to continue their contribution to a cultural turd so awful it will haunt their every quiet moment for the rest of their lives.
Ah, how I long for the days of Toxic Avenger and the Stuff.
I can guarantee you these people have 0 remorse for the "work" they are doing, if anything they are proud and laughing at the world whilst it gives them a free ride. It is simply the club of celebrity, where they get to be rich and famous working in Hollywood making garbage that nobody will watch whilst continuing to be funded by an agenda filled company that has more money than it knows what to do with. All the while thinking they are changing the world by giving millions of dollars to bad projects and ugly people inside and out.
Absolutely epic. Total horseshit but epic none the less. Thank you. :)
@@cattysplat Not only the super rich and famous work on films tho
I lasted about an hour worst use of time basically torture
Melissa McCarthy: you guys want to see me play the fat funny girl again
Everyone: No please God No!
Melissa McCarthy:you want me to make another movie with my husband again?
Everyone: No please God no!
Melissa McCarthy: okay just cuz you guys asked for it I'm going to play the funny fat girl again and make a movie with my husband you're welcome!
Everyone: Lord Please Take Me now what did I do to deserve this punishment 😭😭
If you had not done something terrible, he would not have sent McCarthy.
The three kinds of mccarthyism:
1. Accusing everyone as commie spies.
2. Being an anti-vaxxer.
and
3. This comment.
Honestly..... that was a really good point about how even something as simple as switching their powers would’ve had more meaning based on their characters personalities
My idea for a female superhero. The methane mistress. Farts methane from her VaJAyJAy then ignites it with hot flashes!
@@patrickwingert2018 interesting..
I personally wouldve liked it if the main character was a miscriant and slowly became a better person but has to battle with becoming a good person or keeping their powers or something but we got this....... "yay"
It's the SNL theory of movie making: take a second rate idea, add some second rate jokes, and make sure the actors are selected for their "wokeness".
It has a name: Patronage.
Didn't SNL actors made some awesome movies in the 80s?
SML movies used to be funny refer to the Blues Brothers or Caddyshack
@@rogeriopenna9014 He means more recent SNL. The original SNL was classic.
@@Mike-qc8xd Agreed! Those with original cast were hilarious. Then they found they could make lousy movies and some people would still watch, kinda like what happened on the TV show itself.
Watched it with my wife yesterday. I thought it was beyond terrible. She thought it was funny. I'm now second-guessing my life choices. 😂
You mean wife choices ;)
You need to divorce her
She could just be laughing at them... but then, that is if you actually have a wife
@@rebeccaconlon9743 That wouldn´t be very pc laughing at obese unfunny women, I would find that kind of behaviour appallingly repulsive. And yeah I have a wife too, it happens even to the best of us, so I´m inclined to believe HerrRoehrich, funny german name btw.
Stay strong brother
I have absolutely no interest in watching this show, but waking up to the drinker having a new review is an absolute pleasure.
Yeah... One of the rare drinker reviews I probably would never have watched regardless. The two leads were enough for me to give it the "fuck no" treatment.
I find I like drinker more than cinema as well...
Actually, Thunder Force is a movie.
@@markparkinson6947 society is turning into the cancer isn't it?
@@alfredpeasant5980 What do you refer to specifically in society?
“You’ll be more sober than Mormon on Sunday” 😂🤣 that’s gold
I’m Mormon and I agree with this statement 👍
Wait... two friends from school/studies, who have grown estrange, with one becoming a good scientist and the other just becoming Melissa McCarthy - that's EXACTLY the foundation for two main leads from Ghostbusters 2016!!!
Oh shit it is. Lol
oh wow
“...oh my god..” - butter passing robot
Melissa mccarthy and kirsten wig always play as the "quirky" character its so boring...
CD: "Remember in Ghostbusters 2016..."
Me: Trying my best not to. I don't want to go back to therapy again.
I never watched it, because I don't hate myself. I decided a long time ago that it is necessary to judge books by their covers.
Ghostbusters 2016 taught me that there isn't enough eye bleach in the world...
@@exitwound3931 This.
Empathy and good faith/ benefit of the doubt are good, but after a certain point you recognize things from further off.
Aka red flags.
Nothing wrong with wanting to keep your sanity.
A movie put him in therapy.
His comments about Ghostbusters were almost word-for-word my description of it about three days ago, right after I watched this dreck. I remember how Feig had them just roll the camera while they just talked and talked and talked... and talked.... Urgh!
According to South Park, Netflix will say yes to anything. Seems like they were right.
I think “Cuties” already proved that.
I'll be proposing them a reality show about my nieces being as public as possible with their vast personal life (I'm trying to avoid censor, so you know what "personal life" means)...
Didn’t they refuse Holmes and Watson?
They've run out of spaghetti to throw at the wall to see if it sticks, and have moved on to actual shit.
How about a Netflix series where Pamela Anderson is a Doctor Who like character?
Man.... I am so glad your channel exists. You’re consistently making valid points, as well as being freakin’ HILARIOUS.
Keep.
It.
Up.
"just like a reactor core in Chernobyl, I'll limit your exposure for your long-term health."
Ty sir. Took one for the team.
I was watching this yesterday and turned it off after 40 minutes. Nothing happened after 40 minutes. So disappointed. It was literally trying too hard to be funny.
That's about how far I got. Shame because it's not a bad premise.
@@sillypuppy5940 Yeah, the premise was super promising. I honestly liked Melissa McCarthy. I just didn't like how dragged out the "training" was. It's like the screenwriters forgot how to write. Set up everything in the first 20 minutes. Have to get to the real action by then.
Same here.
I stopped watch it after 20 min. but had movie going using it as a source of noise. Was on my computer chatting with friends and basically saw the end of this garbage movie. Honestly, Melissa not funny at all anymore and the other one never was funny.
Same
4:19-5:16 In 57 seconds, Critical Drinker shows more creativity than everyone in Hollywood combined.
Drinkers story at start is better than most movies nowadays
"You'll be more sober than a Mormon on Sunday."
As a Mormon, I approve of this joke.
Or a Southern Baptist. They won't even let us buy alcohol on Sunday. Jesus told us to drink wine on the highest, holiest day of Christianity (Passover) but it somehow makes Sunday bad.
It's also Sunday!
I was wondering why you were on a computer, but then I got confused with the amish
@@HAL-dm1eh So much for the repeated and grossly misinterpreted separation of church and state. The constitutional provision that was intended to keep the churches influence and limit it's impact on federal and state laws.
Cheers!
The number of films from this century that I will never watch is becoming chronic.
After the last Lord of the Rings came out, the list of films I've seen: John Wick, Blade Runner 2049, Les Miserables, Hateful Eight, Live Die Repeat, Scott Pilgrim (hated it), and the James Bond films. New Hollywood sucks.
Could you name ten films from this century that will still matter in the year 2100?
A rhetorical question with a point I agree with, but LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring, one of the Harry Potter Films, The Matrix, BR:2049, Lost Highway (?), one of the Bourne films, a Mission Impossible film, Casino Royale, uh... The Sniper (?), Snatch (or Lock Stock), and that's all I can come up with. Minus a few I forgot, relative to the amount of films made, that's sad. More masterpiece films were released in 94 alone than what I could recall.
@@12ealDealOfficial Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch and The Matrix were all filmed in the previous century, so your list is becoming pretty small. 😁
@@Mantric1 Lol ouch. I could've sworn Snatch was early '00s at the least. Can't believe how ahead of the time Matrix was though.
You know, they could have had such a great plot element with the sociopaths.
The sociopaths could be the only ones that are making themselves known and that stupid serum doesn't do anything beyond amplify the dormant abilities given to children that were exposed. Just one of many corrections
Absolute Garbage? Don't insult garbage, this is on a whole other level.
Bad guys campaign motto - "Making Chicago super again". Gee, I'm sure that's a reference to SOMETHING, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
(sarcasm)
Netflix is truly amazing, with such hits like cuties and thunder force.
Exactly why I couldn't unsubscribe from them quick enough!! 🤮
Don't forget the Netflix's underreported Teenage Bounty Hunters. If you thought cuties was bad, TBH will really shock you. They cancelled it because it showed a pattern of sexualizing underage girls and nobody had keyed in on it with all the hoopla over cuties.
@@christinawilkephillips7684 yeah Netflix has made some absolutely crap but you seriously need to watch their daredevil show it’s nothing short of a masterpiece
But they also have space sweepers... it's from Korea and unfortunately thats why its good.
@@threeriversforge1997 what did the show even do? I cant tell for sure from glancing but it kinda looks like the actors are over 18. Even if not, what's the worst that happens, they go on dates? You're saying every show with 16 year olds going on dates is shocking?
Ayeeeee thanks for the shoutout to us mormons 😂
As an old school gamer, I now have to spend the rest of my life saying, "No, the OTHER Thunder Force"...
Heh, _Thunder Force VI_ may even be more entertaining than this tripe.
I doubt it. Six months from now, it'll be like 'Thunder What?' If you doubt me, try and name _without looking' the muppet serial killer comedy McCarthy last 'starred' in.
Get drunk and listen to the Thunder Force 4 OST on repeat tonight- that's sure as fuck what I'm gonna do... -_-
@@The_Mighty_Fiction That movie was decent enough, I guess... Just because fat woman wasn't in every single scene.
@@haolihfaioefh Lightning Strikes Again FTW
"If you watched this movie for any reason it's time to take a long hard look at your life"
This movie sent drinker into an existential crisis. Fuck.
*edit*
Thanks for all the likes! Drinker, if you read this give The Last Supper a watch. I'd be interested to know your opinion on it.
It wasn't bad i think he doesn't appreciate fat humor and is disgusted instead. Bateman is great maybe im biased but his charisma worked well with McCarthy.
@@everquestfan Then you don’t actually like the movie, you just like Jason Bateman. There’s a ton of better Jason Bateman movies.
@@kylevernon "Game Night" Hilarious.
@@everquestfan I think you may just not understand the nuances of comedy yet. How old are you if u don't mind me asking?
I reckon the drinker buggies over the canyon of existentialism like a fucking yoyo
3:14 I just died laughing at those horrible FX. Melissa McCarthy doing a CG backflip is fucking gold.
Not to mention she's doing a backflip on top of a moving car, as if she's moving forward with the car and won't fly off the car to the ground the moment she jumps, like in real life.
Flat Earther detected (Duncan Wade). Bad CGI aside, yes, you would move forward with the car, because you’re sharing momentum with it. If momentum worked how you were suggesting, you’d be pinned to your carseat every time you accelerated the vehicle from the driver’s seat and seatbelts wouldn’t be a thing. Now, you’re right that she should’ve been knocked off the car, but that’s all to do with wind, not momentum.
That’s right Flat Earthers: get fucked.
@@thefilmwatcher1302 No, it shouldn't be just wind. Moment she loses contact with the vehicle, she would begin to decelerate in that given direction as the car still accelerates. For the duration of the flip, it might not be long enough to create a significant enough difference in position that she completely missed the car, but she'd probably end up landing on the end of the car/trunk and just falling.
She shouldn't have just landed square in her original position, but it's a movie and not a very serious one, so eh.
1:44 Nice use of Sam Neill's nightmare scream from Event Horizon. I approve.
“You’ll be more sober than a Mormon on Sunday”
Me, a Mormon. “Hold my root beer”
Get out of it! Save 10% of your money. Look up Helen Mar Kimball and Fanny Alger.
Lolol same 😂
@@garethjones9328 just appreciate the joke man. Chill
I'm a Baptist, and I'll say I at least prefer Mormons over Jehovah's Witnesses because at least Mormons don't come to my door with their bootleg-Bible (Mormon Bible's the same way, they just don't act like it's the actual Bible) and attempt to Verse-Battle me at the door before they run off like a vampire being exposed to sunlight.
@@johannderjager4146 lol. Nah Mormons don’t say it’s a bible. It’s just extra canon. Like the Dead Sea scrolls
His “go away now”’s are getting more aggressive, oh no
After watching so much mediocrity you would get too.
Not aggressive enough, considering what he has to go through.
This is hilarious. I literally just saw the title and a picture on Netflix last night and thought; “wow I bet this is terrible. I bet the drinker will make a video about this.”
I watched Total Recall last night with the kid's, the Arnold version and as the credits were rolling this movie came up with a countdown of seconds before it started and I grabbed the controller and stopped it just in time 😳
😆🤣
I had the exact same feeling watching the title and picture.
You just KNOW that the series will suck when you see 2 overweight Karens posing as superheroes.
The Drinker does not disappoint.
@@nuttydishwasher5377 this why you live in your moms basement
@@nuttydishwasher5377 Superheroes are Sexy at any size my good man. Fat chicks are the best in bed by the way. The bigger the cushion the better the pushin' is true. Always choose a Fat Girl over a skinny girl every time.
Thunder Force basically copied a similar formula as the 80's TV show "The Greatest American Hero" and somehow made it less funny.
Oh, Drinker, the sacrifices you undergo on our behalf...we're so grateful we didn't have to go through such a savagery ourselves. So thank you and godspeed..
He has booze to go through the pain of watching bad movies.
@@firecrackerjack68 and YT ad revenue
McCarthy at all of her pitch meetings: "Ok I know I've delivered continuous box office bombs, but this time I've got this HILARIOUS new movie idea! So I play myself as usual and just be really fat and obnoxious and stupid and really fat and more obnoxious and clumsy and fat and stuff!"
I'd be surprised if it wasn't McCarthy who came up with the movie title.
@Hello There I have to agree!
@Greg Elchert Hey if it (somehow) works for Adam Sandler...
The big plot twist I play a twelve-year-old that looks forty as a plot device!
The movie is due to her boyfriend putting it together... she has good movies. Those nit headed by her boyfriend.
You remember in the 90s movies were fun to watch and looked forward to seeing a new movie..remember those days. There was at least one movie you knew every word to, and if you told another person about that movie they’d know what you’re talking about. Those days are gone
Everyone nowadays can make movies
but not all of them have a good story to tell in it
oh yeah there were no shit movies in the 90s *sarcasm*
Kong vs Godzilla, nice try boomer
@@CantRead1 Ueah, why don’t you stop trying to sound like everyone else and actually come with an original response you broken record
@@OfficialChrissums Did I ever say there weren’t sht movies back then dumb az?
"ThunderForce is nobody's finest hour" - In all fairness, the original music by Corey Taylor, Scott Ian, Dave Lombardo and co was pretty fuckin' rad. My kid enjoyed the movie, I got to scroll through reddit - so it's not a complete loss.
Remember Idiocracy? Well, this movie proved prophetical in more ways we had ever expected...
@@justynthyme and trump's.
Or prophetic, even
I’ve really gotta watch this movie someday. I hear about it all the time.
@@StainsStainsStains holy shit you've never seen it? I actually envy you lol
I don’t remember
Ok i do but dont care
Imagine if one of the bad people who go super powers found the error of his ways and decided to fight against the other bad people when his family was murdered by one, but since people automatically associated bad people with powers he was shunned and became a lone wolf fighting other evil “superheroes” in a physical and mental battle
write that down, copyright it and then sell it to marvel.
No fat whamen go boom...
You made that up just like that? I'd definitely pay to watch it
@@HSG4meR I did, maybe I should write it down somewhere
@@katzuma7641 I think that's a good idea
Somebody wrote an SNL skit where a man with crab arms goes on a date and they decided to make a whole movie around that.
Come to think of it most of the stupid comedy movies of late have been infested with unfunny SNL actors.
I thought the Jason Bateman crab man was supposed to be One Punch Man reference that would go way over the target audience’s head.
The target audience's heads were slumped in deep sleep, so yeah, that puppy had some clearance.
@@Sorakeyblademaster37 The kind of "comedians" in SNL skits probably have never seen a single anime in their lives, let alone a superhero parody that is well made, brilliantly animated, and actually genuinely funny.
The crab man and the king and his henchmen scenes were the only genuinely funny parts of the movie, I actually loved the crab man parts, especially how I called his backstory in that he got turned into a crab man so logically he turned to a life of crime and the way he just nonchalantly delivers the line when he says it is just gold.
Funniest physical comedy part was when he leaves the scene walking sideways clacking his claws, hysterical.
Saving grace of that steaming pile of dog shit movie.
I love comedies, and I LOVE Superheroes! I thought this movie seemed interesting and figured it was worth giving it a chance.
Boy, was I wrong...
I was legit depressed 10 minutes into the movie, and eventually had to turn the thing off and delete it from my PC. I actually felt bad and sad. I never even made it to the super powers! What an absolute dumpster fire of a movie.
I feel like I got robbed - even though I downloaded the movie for free!
That dude getting tazed is Octavia Spencer's husband in real life. I swear that dude is whipped.
Yeah, they actually spent MONEY on this where other, better ideas, go ignored.
Melissa McCarthy’s husband actually, plus he was the director of this and most of the other lousy films in her filmography
Loves that steamy heat. Apparently.
I think McCarthy's husband has some serious clout in Hollywood. It's the only way to explain how she keeps getting work. Kinda like when Paulie Shore's mommy kept unleashing him upon the world.
Whoa, I think you were a bit unfair to Paulie Shore. McCarthy is way worse.
You had to remind us that Paulie Shore exists...
I actually laughed at a few Pauline shore jokes, not hers.
Fat representation.
Guess all that organ playing to encourage parents to buy their kids denim must have made him a power broker.
my boss at work thought the movie was hilarious......
i seriously KNOW that anything that comes out can be loved by someone somewhere
Hail Water World.
rusty spigot I loved water world, but that's probably because I saw it when I was a child
I had a coworker who thought Birds of Prey/Harley Quinn and the whatever whatever whatever was a wonderful film. She raved about it. Girl power!
Yeah, somebody, somewhere is going to love it.
@@spacegirl226 that poor lady has brain damage, get her help
@@mychevybangin33 I wish I had that excuse.
Before Hollywood tries to sell me one more “Sexy Fat Girl” story, I want to see what the wives and girlfriends of the producers, writers, director, and male actors look like.
The funniest part of this movie is realizing someone at Netflix greenlit this as the PG version of Amazon's The Boys.
For real? Are they blind, insane or mentally challenge?
@Uncle oof
Epic LOL
They need to check over their decision making.
No matter how many times i see the J.K Simmons clip i always laugh.
He was the best ever J. Jonah Jamerson on film.
Hahahahaha.
Are you serious?
He will always remain as Vern Schillinger from Oz. That show was amazing for it's time. And it certainly is one of those shows that everyone should watch.
If you guys like J.K. Simmons and super hero stories done well, I recommend "Invincible" on amazon prime.
@@LastBastian Which one? the 2001 Invincible, the 2006 Invincible, or the 2020 Invincible?
What do you mean? The man IS J.J.
There are few TH-camrs that can bring me comfort merely by their content/voice narration.
You sir, are awesome. Please continue.
I like the scene were the 3 ton bus, try's to pick up Malissa McCarthy.
"This is the type of movie that abed, troy, pierce and chang would have fun watching meanwhile they completely roast it."
Fucking burned
@@thebadwolf3088 much abiged
Nailed it!
3:19 I’m impressed Bobby Cannavale can get his arms around Melissa McCarthy AND lock his hands together. He must have a freakish wingspan.
CGI ???
Must be his superpower to be able to restrain land whales
Is he playing Mr Fantastic?
Literally her thing is "I'm fat, laugh".
On that note, why didn't Amy Schumer feature in that dumpster fire?
Shew female chris farley. But not funny.
I swear I could fine funnier jokes with the Rick and Morty community.
But isn't that ... Body shaming?
Did you not find 'Spy' funny? I thought that was so funny and watched it 3 times. But this ThunderForce I didn't laugh not once.
Melissa McCarthy is one of my "red flag" actors. I avoid any movie that casts her.
Watch her in St. Vincent. She's actually really good just makes terrible movies.
Same.
Spy was good. Identity theft too
I liked Spy and The Heat was watchable but that's about it
@@patrickoconnor5494 Yep. 👍
I only found out this existed (and I have netflix) cause ur channel is awesome and ur reviews brutally honest. Speakers of truth have few friends, but lots of followers thankfully. The irony of loving ur channel and at the same time finding out this farce of a movie exist because I watch ur channel, I figured what an interesting dichotomy u and ur fans would appreciate. Lol