it will impress brand snobs. my ex-gf bought a V8 in 2020 and not even 2 years later she bought the v12 or whatever the model is with a dust analyzer crap and gave her V8 to her sister - mind blowing how people get sucked in to absurd marketing gimmicks
Great point. That’s definitely a big part of the allure. Totally agree with you it’s mind blowing how absurd marketing gimmicks can get you to spend an extra $600.
This is excellent satire thanks for the laughs lol. I can’t tell what’s funnier, this or the Dyson battery glazer guy. At least he speaks to my scientific sensibilities❤❤❤. Here’s what you could improve if you wanted to make a real review: 1- consider the tautness of the mattress cover during your cleaning passes 2- test and cover more esoteric features like full machine filtration and filter rating (which is interesting for some😢) 3- put more strength into the drop tests and try it on many copies of devices at more heights for more consistency. (Can’t have your Dyson and your content too right?)
Samsung has an even worse design flaw! The Jet HEPA Exhaust Filter does not fit tightly into the motor compartment because of a stupid sponge gasket that deforms over time! The simple solution is to press it down and tape it up, but that's absurd.
The dyson is objectively better than the others in controlled test environments. Not by a meaningful enough margin to justify the price. However, the V15 regularly goes on sale for $450 these days, so calling it a $900 vacuum is not fair. As someone who works in cordless power tools, those batteries are NOT cheap. Easily $100+ before margin, which is why decent stick vacuums are expensive.
@@Zeethesquirrel guess I should have shown the $975 receipt. Depends what country you’re in and where you buy it… All the batteries and models have a 60 min run time so
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer yeah it’s absolutely not worth that price. I got mine under $500. Still not a great value for what it is. I don’t necessarily regret it, but I definitely probably gotten something $200ish less and it gets pretty close to the dyson.
I think you mean don’t ever buy one of these and if you go to a friends house and they have one you should point and laugh or snap it over your knee (not hard)?
We went for a Numatic (known from the Henry vacuums). They have a portable version of that, similar to dyson, but with a bag. Much better quality, replacable batteries, the most fragible pieces are protected by rugged plastic, no trigger, clearly built to last.
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer I don't regret it! We've had three Dysons, of which one got replaced in warranty and the others broke just outside warranty. All with battery issues too, which is apparently quite common.
@@chocolatewheelchair that’s a good one! As good as any of them. Testing the fancy pants tineco model now, I think the one you got is as good half the price. Thanks for your comment!
What I like about these videos is it’s nice to see people questioning the people, the giant corporations that produce these products. There’s been this weird shift from people using their brains to blindly buying things and never asking any questions. I’m subscribed. Keep it up
Really appreciate you saying so! Entertaining and zanily informative is exactly the aim, so this feedback is really good and I appreciate it a lot. Thank you!
I bought the Dyson V10 and it’s amazing. The trigger is great and helps saves battery imo. I’ve had it for 6 years and still works well. I’d like to see the testing in black light to see how the Samsung and Eureka keep the dust particles in. There are reviews showing the Dyson keeping everything in. No point of vacuuming if you’re crop dusting it back in the home.
Really its better to own a regular old fashioned upright bag vac like a Riccar, Kenmore or Simplicity, and bonus if you get one with a hose. I have a good old fashioned shop vac with a bag for the hard to reach areas because my Simplicity doesn't have a hose. Trust me, you will be WAY happier with the quality of clean, and having the bags acts as a filter to help keep particles out of the air. I do also own a cheap dust buster that I keep in my kitchen for when I make a mess of coffee, so its great for the 5 second clean up. You are sacrificing convenience but in exchange you are keeping the dust particles down, and for someone who deeply struggles with allergies, that's worth the trade. Side note, this is my first video of yours, are you reviewing in your underwear lol?!? If so, more power to you man! Comfort over style, I like the attitude, regardless if they are shorts or not, I think I like it here, I'll sub! Cheers!
You are absolutely correct, and your advice is what people need to hear. Please people: Get an old style corded bag vacuum and if you want something portable get a Dustbuster. Save your money and vacuum better. If you must have a stick vac, get an inexpensive one for god sake! Good sir, I thank you kindly for your comment and your sub!!! They are both appreciated greatly. I did most of the review in pants, but sometimes when you’re editing in your underwear you realize you forgot an important point and you need to film it…and pants just get in the way 😅
Oh my god I had no idea these vacuums cost so much, who would ever spend more than 500 and why?????????? Seriously. I have an old Miele corded…$350 new…6 years old. Beats the pants off any of the ones in your video
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer $350 new. So what it if it has a cord. Sucks like a college student in a professors basement who is bad at math but has straight a’s.
Thank you! Having tested 25 of these things now I can say with absolute confidence: all these vacuums heads work pretty much the same on hardwood and carpet. I have a plug in miele with a brushless powerless head that picked up dust and debris as well as any of the cordless stick vacuums. What I would concentrate on is battery run time (all should be at least 60 mins), suction, ease of use, weight and it should not cost more than $150.
@@TheLastHonestInfluencerSo glad i found your channel! Living in south east Asia where the currency is super low your videos truly help. Was honestly almost brainwashed into buying a dyson by channels like vacuumwars. Also love how you reply to every comment!
Love hearing that these videos help good people save money. I tested so many vacuums before ever trying the Dyson, I expected the Dyson to be so much better and the reality of how mediocre it was I burst out laughing first time I tried it. I have no idea how vacuum wars can say they things they do, maybe that’s why they don’t show their face it’s purely a commercial/sales channel in clever disguise. Anyways, I hope you find a great vacuum for a reasonable price now! Thanks again for your comments and kind words
You know that all these supposed ‘controlled tests’ by what appears to be independent TH-camrs are really just Dyson reps marketing their crap right? I don’t care if you buy any vacuum that’s what. No affiliate links ever. Try a couple head to head for yourself and tell me I’m right
Sorry to say so but I'm way too lazy to walk around the house with it hoovering the floors 😕. So I stay with my average floor robot. I'm sitting drinking my coffee and it does the job for me. If I bought Dyson I know I would use it maybe for max 2 weeks before it just stands somewhere completely forgotten.
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer so it uses bags which are essentially a massive filter. Since the suction path is straight through the bag, the dirt gets compacted and the bag itself has much higher capacity. More efficient overall. Compared to bagless vacuum and it's extremely durable and it's made in Germany and nearly if not all parts are repairable and easy to find extremely great floor and carpet picked up 30-Ft cord two different floor heads for carpet and floor You don't need to replace the filter every 3 months and you can mostly find one at a sebo dealer
Jesus that would be some 4D chess by Dyson. No way a company so dumb they put a trigger on a $1,000 vacuum is smart enough to pay a guy in his underwear to completely trash one. I mean, if they wanna send some royalties my way I’m pretty much broke…
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer *Yes, I could personally be called a stick vacuum myself. I’m 100% okay with vacuuming sticks - particularly sticks with some like… coconut cream in them.*
The Dyson V12 is the best vac ever made: th-cam.com/video/e2uhGB7LT9I/w-d-xo.html
it will impress brand snobs. my ex-gf bought a V8 in 2020 and not even 2 years later she bought the v12 or whatever the model is with a dust analyzer crap and gave her V8 to her sister - mind blowing how people get sucked in to absurd marketing gimmicks
Great point. That’s definitely a big part of the allure. Totally agree with you it’s mind blowing how absurd marketing gimmicks can get you to spend an extra $600.
This is excellent satire thanks for the laughs lol. I can’t tell what’s funnier, this or the Dyson battery glazer guy. At least he speaks to my scientific sensibilities❤❤❤.
Here’s what you could improve if you wanted to make a real review:
1- consider the tautness of the mattress cover during your cleaning passes
2- test and cover more esoteric features like full machine filtration and filter rating (which is interesting for some😢)
3- put more strength into the drop tests and try it on many copies of devices at more heights for more consistency. (Can’t have your Dyson and your content too right?)
Love your points! I’m more of a satirical humor guy, but appreciate the constructive criticism!
Samsung has an even worse design flaw! The Jet HEPA Exhaust Filter does not fit tightly into the motor compartment because of a stupid sponge gasket that deforms over time! The simple solution is to press it down and tape it up, but that's absurd.
That’s crazy. I didn’t know that! Thank you for this comment
The dyson is objectively better than the others in controlled test environments. Not by a meaningful enough margin to justify the price.
However, the V15 regularly goes on sale for $450 these days, so calling it a $900 vacuum is not fair.
As someone who works in cordless power tools, those batteries are NOT cheap. Easily $100+ before margin, which is why decent stick vacuums are expensive.
@@Zeethesquirrel guess I should have shown the $975 receipt. Depends what country you’re in and where you buy it…
All the batteries and models have a 60 min run time so
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer yeah it’s absolutely not worth that price. I got mine under $500. Still not a great value for what it is. I don’t necessarily regret it, but I definitely probably gotten something $200ish less and it gets pretty close to the dyson.
Should use the other head from the Dyson. Open the bent halfway on the head. The one you used is for hardwood floors.
I think you mean don’t ever buy one of these and if you go to a friends house and they have one you should point and laugh or snap it over your knee (not hard)?
@TheLastHonestInfluencer But really, it's very stupid to use a hard floor nozzle on upholstery, especially if you have an upholstery tool
We went for a Numatic (known from the Henry vacuums). They have a portable version of that, similar to dyson, but with a bag. Much better quality, replacable batteries, the most fragible pieces are protected by rugged plastic, no trigger, clearly built to last.
All these great Dyson alternatives I haven’t even heard of! Thank you for your comment and this information!!
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer I don't regret it! We've had three Dysons, of which one got replaced in warranty and the others broke just outside warranty. All with battery issues too, which is apparently quite common.
I love the vacuum i bought from your review, spent $150 and don’t regret it. Tineco A10D+!
@@chocolatewheelchair that’s a good one! As good as any of them. Testing the fancy pants tineco model now, I think the one you got is as good half the price. Thanks for your comment!
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer of course man! Appreciate you!
What I like about these videos is it’s nice to see people questioning the people, the giant corporations that produce these products. There’s been this weird shift from people using their brains to blindly buying things and never asking any questions.
I’m subscribed. Keep it up
Thank you sir. 2024 is a weird time to be alive
You seriously crack me up! I watch you for the entertainment content, not bc I'm shopping. AND I learn a lot in case I need to know in the future...
Really appreciate you saying so! Entertaining and zanily informative is exactly the aim, so this feedback is really good and I appreciate it a lot. Thank you!
I bought the Dyson V10 and it’s amazing. The trigger is great and helps saves battery imo. I’ve had it for 6 years and still works well. I’d like to see the testing in black light to see how the Samsung and Eureka keep the dust particles in. There are reviews showing the Dyson keeping everything in. No point of vacuuming if you’re crop dusting it back in the home.
I only made it past the first sentence in your comment before I ripped all the hair out of my scalp in frustration
No need to be rude really is there
Really its better to own a regular old fashioned upright bag vac like a Riccar, Kenmore or Simplicity, and bonus if you get one with a hose. I have a good old fashioned shop vac with a bag for the hard to reach areas because my Simplicity doesn't have a hose. Trust me, you will be WAY happier with the quality of clean, and having the bags acts as a filter to help keep particles out of the air. I do also own a cheap dust buster that I keep in my kitchen for when I make a mess of coffee, so its great for the 5 second clean up. You are sacrificing convenience but in exchange you are keeping the dust particles down, and for someone who deeply struggles with allergies, that's worth the trade.
Side note, this is my first video of yours, are you reviewing in your underwear lol?!? If so, more power to you man! Comfort over style, I like the attitude, regardless if they are shorts or not, I think I like it here, I'll sub! Cheers!
You are absolutely correct, and your advice is what people need to hear.
Please people: Get an old style corded bag vacuum and if you want something portable get a Dustbuster. Save your money and vacuum better. If you must have a stick vac, get an inexpensive one for god sake!
Good sir, I thank you kindly for your comment and your sub!!! They are both appreciated greatly. I did most of the review in pants, but sometimes when you’re editing in your underwear you realize you forgot an important point and you need to film it…and pants just get in the way 😅
Oh my god I had no idea these vacuums cost so much, who would ever spend more than 500 and why?????????? Seriously. I have an old Miele corded…$350 new…6 years old. Beats the pants off any of the ones in your video
Miele eh? Corded you say? Probably not as portable or convenient but I’m sure it must work way better as the motor would be far more powerful.
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer $350 new. So what it if it has a cord. Sucks like a college student in a professors basement who is bad at math but has straight a’s.
Great content! Btw i have a question what type of vacuum head do you recommend?
Thank you! Having tested 25 of these things now I can say with absolute confidence: all these vacuums heads work pretty much the same on hardwood and carpet. I have a plug in miele with a brushless powerless head that picked up dust and debris as well as any of the cordless stick vacuums. What I would concentrate on is battery run time (all should be at least 60 mins), suction, ease of use, weight and it should not cost more than $150.
@@TheLastHonestInfluencerSo glad i found your channel! Living in south east Asia where the currency is super low your videos truly help. Was honestly almost brainwashed into buying a dyson by channels like vacuumwars. Also love how you reply to every comment!
Love hearing that these videos help good people save money. I tested so many vacuums before ever trying the Dyson, I expected the Dyson to be so much better and the reality of how mediocre it was I burst out laughing first time I tried it. I have no idea how vacuum wars can say they things they do, maybe that’s why they don’t show their face it’s purely a commercial/sales channel in clever disguise.
Anyways, I hope you find a great vacuum for a reasonable price now! Thanks again for your comments and kind words
lol my grandfathers Kirby has no idea what a Dyson is. The kirby is older than I am... im 30.
That’s seriously impressive. Zero chance the Dyson will around for 30+ years!!
so in nearly every controlled test the dyson preforms near the top. What makes you more honest?
You know that all these supposed ‘controlled tests’ by what appears to be independent TH-camrs are really just Dyson reps marketing their crap right?
I don’t care if you buy any vacuum that’s what. No affiliate links ever. Try a couple head to head for yourself and tell me I’m right
Sorry to say so but I'm way too lazy to walk around the house with it hoovering the floors 😕. So I stay with my average floor robot. I'm sitting drinking my coffee and it does the job for me. If I bought Dyson I know I would use it maybe for max 2 weeks before it just stands somewhere completely forgotten.
That sounds so much better. I gotta get one of those robots too.
Spot on
Thanks!
I hate Dyson. Riccar for carpet, and Miele for hardfloor
My parents have a Miele for their hardwood and love it too. Totally agree
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer plus those things last forever. Great quality products
If you going to spend a ton of money on a vacuum, get a sebo Felix
@@PercyTheCrenasis never heard of it! Haven’t even seen one. Where do you find those at and why are they better? Thanks in advance
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer btw do you have more carpet or floors?
50/50 mix
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer so it uses bags which are essentially a massive filter. Since the suction path is straight through the bag, the dirt gets compacted and the bag itself has much higher capacity. More efficient overall. Compared to bagless vacuum and it's extremely durable and it's made in Germany and nearly if not all parts are repairable and easy to find extremely great floor and carpet picked up 30-Ft cord two different floor heads for carpet and floor You don't need to replace the filter every 3 months and you can mostly find one at a sebo dealer
This is a great video I hope it reaches more people
Thank you for your comment, the video is getting mixed reviews so I appreciate your feedback.
Now thats what I call criticism!😂 I would just buy a tineco A10! There headphones are pointless!
@@lw9520 the headphones are so bad I won’t even review them 😂
My doqaus $27 headphones work fine for me why do they bother?!
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Jesus that would be some 4D chess by Dyson. No way a company so dumb they put a trigger on a $1,000 vacuum is smart enough to pay a guy in his underwear to completely trash one. I mean, if they wanna send some royalties my way I’m pretty much broke…
@@LadyEveGuyBoiman maybe you should look at the other videos on this channel before you go thinking that 😂
Bro how do you have so much dead skin?
Shane-O! You’re the first person to ask that question 😂
It’s just super dry! What a bummer hey?
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer that dry desert weather. Need to start vacuuming my sheets.
You are missing the point of the trigger. It's there to break so the whole thing has to be replaced, which "triggers" another sale for Dyson.
Makes perfect sense now. Same reason why the brush flys apart if you tap it
If you dont like it so much can you send it to me i need a vacuum ill pay for shiping lol 😅
Too late it’s in the landfill 🙃
*I threw a big/legitimate-crying tantrum when the pants came back on.*
Hope your tantrum involved some variety of stick vacuum too 😉
@@TheLastHonestInfluencer *Yes, I could personally be called a stick vacuum myself. I’m 100% okay with vacuuming sticks - particularly sticks with some like… coconut cream in them.*