When he said "A hotdog in a hallway" I immediately thought of a dimly lit hallway with a sad hotdog in the middle and it was the funniest thing I've thought of
The funniest isn't when they either immediately smash or immediately pass, it's when both of them sit in silence and sheer thought together for 10 seconds straight
Ayo i was about to sleep, and see the title i was like " what the fuck?, well This will be interesting" but honestly, seeing 2 people arguing to smash or pass a game boss is hilarious
I did this with my friends a while ago, I'd only do the Stardust pillar of all of them, we also agreed that the Pumpking was very handsome, however he is not the correct material for glizzy insertion.
@@dzlrpacks i don't mind getting diced up a bit, and you can also just take the candle out, even if that kills him for whatever reason it's really just a minor inconvenience
11:00 Absolute smash. The Dutchman summons pirates. There are pirates inside. The bow pirate is a girl. Do I need to say more? 15:14 Hear me out. If she's a girl, she can multiply. Insta harem.
SMH you are not woke enough, it’s 2023, and you still refuse to acknowledge trans people?? Shame on you. Bold of you to assume that they’re not transgender. How do you know? Have you met them? You are officially canceled
Now we need a modded bosses addition Also, when I think of the pillars for a smash or pass, I think more of the enemies it makes than the pillar itself
Anahita and leviathan, but only the leviathan. And they showed minibosses, so the sky elemental, maybe ???, and of course, brimstone elemental. Also Scal.
Still perplexed that you wanted no part in the Mechanicalussy, it's ground breaking
destroyer + skeletron (4 arms). That's all
i can't believe u guys didnt smash the beeussy tho :(
“Mechanicalussy”
Did you know that mermaids are based off of manatees, and manatees are raped by salors because manatees vagina's are like a human's?
@@axtonviox6331 Ayo wtf
"A hotdog in a hallway" killed me instantly.
Bro im dying
LOL
when they say that can i get a timestamp
@@willandra 3:56
adrian u were thinking of a mantis not a manati
“could you imagine getting head from this thing and it gives you the oscillating turbo spin” is the greatest quote of all time
That and "hotdog in a hallway"
@@skipskip342every quote in this video is gold
When he said "A hotdog in a hallway" I immediately thought of a dimly lit hallway with a sad hotdog in the middle and it was the funniest thing I've thought of
Like a hotdog in the backrooms
I thought of the same situation but it’s a hotdog on a string
what if the frost queen would stick you to her like when you pick a frozen pole
Not pulling out
Nah i like freeze🗿
"Old, frozen, frostbite pussy" is my favorite quote in the whole video, I almost died laughing from the video
Empress of Light: Is just a full-on dommy mommy with substantial financial stability
WaffleTime: *"Give me the plant."*
Plantera is a plant, so they reproduce asexually, therefore financial stability wouldn't be an issue
Seeing people call a gigantic murderous fairy a ‘dommy mommy’ is funny af
@@Vexxel256 She would incinerate me with the unmatched power of the sun, but in a good way, y'know?
@@Vexxel256 she only killing you because you killed the butterfly
based
When you said "give me ideas to improve my content" this is definitely the first thing I thought of. All jokes aside amazing content
ayy a hollow knight fan
@@LphKaph '' enter the gungeon''
@@broly4213 what? I’m talking about a video he posted
adrian u were thinking of a mantis not a manati
i love how they start with either complete silence followed by laughter, or they immediately give an answer
edit: or "okay hear me out..."
Perfect coordination
The Lunatic Cultist is an instant smash, imagine the overestimation you could get from his clones, not to mention the dragon bondage and ice play
honestly the dragon itself is an insta smash
Plus the other cultists can help you and make a good orgy
Eh---
Cultust is also just hot in general
I'd let him sacrifice me to the dark lord satan
the awkward silence between every boss and then a small giggle gets me everytime
I think it's so funny XDD
*Plantae*
I will be surprised if there isn’t a double Smash on Empress of Light
I mean, you only can do it at night, or else she's gonna be the one clapping yo Cheeks
@@Bucketfullofaxolotl jokes on you I am Into that shit
@@Farweey 🗿
@@SillySkull 🗿
@@privatedino3239 🗿
"I want to tell people i slept with twins without the context" best joke in the video
Ocram definitely has diseases, the Soul of Blight it drops has a description like “The essence of diseased creatures”.
The funniest isn't when they either immediately smash or immediately pass, it's when both of them sit in silence and sheer thought together for 10 seconds straight
they’re definitely gonna rework the looks of bosses after this
female destroyer
@@shadowpazzo9246
Destroyer of females
@@user-sf9gs2pg1b *kills every npc while you fight it* "you no longer have bitches"
@@shadowpazzo9246 no bitches?!??!?!
@@omnial no females??!?!!?
We need a modded version of this, would be comical
"you wouldn't smash brimstone elemental!"
Edit: Bruh, seriously?
@@CalvinNoire 😈
@@tac4582 🤨📸
Calamitas lookin like a fine lady now
When scal comes.up
Mark has started something incredibly cursed, and it’s spreading.
I honestly love it. So glad he has caused this.
@@user-sf9gs2pg1b me too
@@user-sf9gs2pg1b agreed
Agreed.
what
14:57 "if i was him i would arrest him and if he moved it was fail RP and i would call the admin"
2:21
I hate that i saw every pixel of the Ice queen, i wish i could unsee her ,,assets"
Ayo i was about to sleep, and see the title i was like " what the fuck?, well This will be interesting" but honestly, seeing 2 people arguing to smash or pass a game boss is hilarious
Same
Same
Same
We need more collabs this had me on the floor laughing
Agreed
The wof one biting had me pass
Rewatching this 3 weeks later. 409 likes?!?!? WTF
My grandma was also in the floor laughing alot
Same lmfao
I did this with my friends a while ago, I'd only do the Stardust pillar of all of them, we also agreed that the Pumpking was very handsome, however he is not the correct material for glizzy insertion.
Im a girl and I would smash Pumking got me feels some type of way
okay so, you and your friends have literally just never touched the inside of a pumpkin
@@fortnitesexman true but, bro he has scythes for hands 😭. he also has a lit candle inside of him
@@dzlrpacks i don't mind getting diced up a bit, and you can also just take the candle out, even if that kills him for whatever reason it's really just a minor inconvenience
Glizzy insertion 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
17:56 the look of fear on his face
Terraria Wiki: Crowno has stated that the V-shaped line beneath the Empress' eyes, which some players may mistake for a mouth, is actually her nose.
Not canon, lies, a dream
Long pointy ears AND nose because she's elfish-like, i'd say it woudnt look that bad, but maybe akward to kiss
He is lying
Can't believe they passed on king slim just imagine how jiggly it is, gonna move like tidal waves when you hit from the back
Bro you'll get fuckin launched away
Wtf
Yeah wtf
Wtf cuh
Lol
11:00 Absolute smash. The Dutchman summons pirates. There are pirates inside. The bow pirate is a girl. Do I need to say more?
15:14 Hear me out. If she's a girl, she can multiply. Insta harem.
Down bad man
@@tavarioncabarrus8600 they be going by the logic of this video
What about big burly pirates? 😳
@@EKTE64 hell yea
@@EKTE64what the...
we can all agree this is the golden age for Adrian's hair
W
Agreed
@@WaffleTimeomg it's waffle time
@@WaffleTimehmu we can build lehos
14:20 I have several questions.
Empress of light legit has thighs. Can't say no to that 🤷♂️
But planteras tongue movement bro, also she looking badder ngl
We need one for every Terraria NPC next.
All i'm saying, the Dryad's single...
Lets hope you are 500 years old too
Agreed
frame one on zooligist, i'd bet they'd both say smash
Nurse, zoologist, dryad, and the mechanic
@UmbrellaLeef
Princess
You gotta keep an eye on the time when smashing the empress of light
I would think she doesn't mind the time of the day, just know you're 100% bottom when daylight is up.
@@lightingthief4482 already 100% bottom anyways
@@eltecatoconundrocity best position to be in sometimes anyway
@@lightingthief4482 "sometimes" you mean most of the time
Luckily I last 20 seconds
15:58 "do you think that our audience knows what an std is"
Yes, we do
I don’t what is it
@@TheMSMBrisk your a bit too young to understand
@@TheMSMBrisk you'll know when you're older
space time distortion
@@TheMSMBrisk a illness contracted by doing the master warrior’s penetration dance
13:58
GROUND ME ALL YOU WANT MOM YOU CANT DO ANYTHING TO UNFUCK THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY
-some random meme i found on reddit
*Staring at an eyeball*
waffle: in deep thought
Adrian: okay, hear me out...
We need to get mat pat to make a video out of this to determine the perfect terraria boss for adrian and waffletime.
OMFG THAT WOULD BE THE COLLAB OF A LIFETIME
1:23
Yeah, sure. From the cannon that fires beams strong to cause near instant disintegration.
Bro wasn't expecting this to be so damn funny thats a 100% like from me
I need to use the phrase "a hotdog in a hallway" much more often.
"There are probably so many fucking STDs. I probably got one from Santa."
-WaffleTime
why is no one talking about "you gotta think about the kids too yknow" 😭😭 (11:35)
Adrian's sense of humour is everything
That broke me
8:11 well it does drop souls of "blight" so diseased is spot on.
This video was created because you want to smash plantera and EOL and you’re too scared to say it in a normal video
don’t we all? 😏
@@blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhl XD
@@westgotus36 not plantera for me, just too much plant.
@@arandomdogecoin LIAR!
@@arandomdogecoinyou're out of line soldier!
16:20 "this is a fun video that will never see the light of day with monetization" me: gets the video on recommended
Monetizaiton is different than it not being on TH-cam at all.
Haven't seen waffletimes face until now. He looks like a gigachad
“Have you seen the art of empress of light” -Adrian
"yes" -me
Bruh I've seen art of the goldfish of course I have
@@Starlightnova111 you what
@@SciDarkReal did I stutter
@@Starlightnova111 maybe
I think they should do it with modded bosses bc that would be funny af
Hilarious
Doing this but with NPC's would be a crazy one 😏
no
the trio: zoologist, stylist and nurse
@@blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhl dryad?
@@asm7983 she is 500 years old
@@waynewayne3258 im just saying that cause lots of people like her
6:20 if donkey can have some so can I.
8:30 a bran fuck moment
13:07 imma leave this here
do another smash or pass with him but for Calamity + Thorium bosses. This collab is so hilarious
14:44 - The Lunatic Cultist
Me: Choose your next words very carefully......
I will not
Heat me out
Gender change potion
@@coffeecoffee2096 yes
1:26 the occulting turbo spin is the best descriptions for something I’ve ever heard
15:15 I mean it could just be a mask I mean we don't even know if it's not a female
0:48 "According to Redigit, the main developer behind Terraria, the ninja is the Guide's brother." BROTHER bruh
ninja being his brother and moonlord being his father
also it has the male character shape
SMH you are not woke enough, it’s 2023, and you still refuse to acknowledge trans people?? Shame on you. Bold of you to assume that they’re not transgender. How do you know? Have you met them? You are officially canceled
I would absolutely love to see more collaborations like this one on this channel
8:28 They decided too fast, Dont forget about the prime cannon, that would make a great fleshlight.
even has a built-in nipple clamp
If you wanna get diseases and explode
BOOM
Queen slime has 1:texture 2: financial stability (queen) 3: get the king in there for extra 4: can change to any form. Change. My. Mind.
“Imagine smelling the ocean.”
Me who can some how taste but not smell: I’m passing because it’s an animal.
2:04 bro hit home with that one
7:48
bro said "I actually fought him on 360"
you gave me instant nostalgia from when I first ever got terraria on in 2013 Christmas lmao
This is exactly what we've been waiting for...
What has markiplier done
The eye balls would pop out for the bunny😂
5:41 "Ok Hear Me Out..."
"think about the kids."
"Hol' up, wait a minute."
2:35 YOU CANNOT TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T LET THAT THING GIVE YOU HEAD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You are banned from all pumpkin patches.
You know its gonna be good when one of them says 'hear me out.'
Im an engineer and i will just transform the mechanical ones
wow i wouldve had no idea that in this video you did smash or pass on every terraria boss if it werent for the intro thank you so much
imagine some random artist just made them into some spicy female bossed, now that is very interesting
Somebody already made art of pumpking
@@dietznuts9353 SEND LINK THEN BAKA
No
@@dietznuts9353 I need link
Imagine the fanart for the ogre.
If I were smashing empress of light I would have a clock next to me so I can keep looking at the time to make sure it’s not day time.
she isnt fighting you, so at day, she may just boost her performance.
You become bottom at day time
@@souperhappydrinkingcoffee5130 true, or she gets a bit tighter
Ayo true though
" think of the STDs"
"I certainly got one from Santa"
This shit fucking killed me dude.
Lunatic Cultist is wearing a white plague doctor mask, but now I cant unsee BIG NOSE
They should do a Calamity version of this
YES
hell yeah
me when the supreme calamitas
The juicy Yharussy
Brimstone elemental
this has to be one of the funniest terraria videos ive ever seen lmfao
Fun fact: terraria lore says slimes can dissolve stuff
SHOUDLNT HAVE PICKED SMASH
Worth the sacrifice
it might be able to disable that for those times.
New bottom surgery just dropped
I love how their thought process is basically if it's fuckable or not. 😆
14:06 it does not matter what you do. it will never un-f*** the thanksgiving turkey
A warmth potion should do the trick
I am disturbed with the energy we have made in the studio
Idk what’s funnier, the instant answers or when they stop and think
The ninja in the king slime is indeed a male. It is confirmed that the ninja is guides brother.
8:24 *CRIES*
Those people are legends
@@xianxiannn as the biggest skeletron prime simp I am offended
This video makes me realize that Waffletime might possibly be down bad
no, he is cultured
5:52 yes but it makes the roar sound every time
I will never see terraria bosses the same
7:18 Robotic glizzy gobbler
Picture of Angler shows up:
Adrian: “PASS.”
WaffleTime: “Here me me out on this one.”
ngl adrian and waffle time are the funniest duo
Now we need a modded bosses addition
Also, when I think of the pillars for a smash or pass, I think more of the enemies it makes than the pillar itself
mainly for brimstone elemental
The Sanest Terraria player
I am never thinking about terraria the same way ever again
The ninja is the guide's B R O T H E R
I dont know whether this is an FBI moment or an Alabama moment
Thank you, we all needed this video today 🙏
Please do this again but with Calamity Mod, this was hilarious
that BrimStonussy doe
on my way to smash supreme calamitas
Me looking at brimstone elemental: 👀
Anahita and leviathan, but only the leviathan. And they showed minibosses, so the sky elemental, maybe ???, and of course, brimstone elemental. Also Scal.
@@ДАНЯ_МГЕ on my way to smash storm weaver
Btw, the ninja in the king slime is canonically the guides brother. So, it’s a boy.
I feel like EoL is a switch sub at night Dom at day
This is the most intellectual conversation I have ever seen