Smash or Pass: Every Terraria Boss
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2024
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Inspired by:
@jacksepticeye & @markiplier
In this video, Adrian Smashes or Passes All Terraria Bosses with his best friend Waffletime. Every Terraria Boss? Let's list them. JK, I'm lazy. Empress of Light and Plantera though.
Comment your favorite part with a timestamp! I wanna know!!!
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"A hotdog in a hallway" killed me instantly.
Bro im dying
LOL
when they say that can i get a timestamp
@@willandra 3:56
adrian u were thinking of a mantis not a manati
Still perplexed that you wanted no part in the Mechanicalussy, it's ground breaking
destroyer + skeletron (4 arms). That's all
i can't believe u guys didnt smash the beeussy tho :(
“Mechanicalussy”
Did you know that mermaids are based off of manatees, and manatees are raped by salors because manatees vagina's are like a human's?
@@axtonviox6331 Ayo wtf
Empress of Light: Is just a full-on dommy mommy with substantial financial stability
WaffleTime: *"Give me the plant."*
Plantera is a plant, so they reproduce asexually, therefore financial stability wouldn't be an issue
Seeing people call a gigantic murderous fairy a ‘dommy mommy’ is funny af
@@Vexxel256 She would incinerate me with the unmatched power of the sun, but in a good way, y'know?
@@Vexxel256 she only killing you because you killed the butterfly
based
“could you imagine getting head from this thing and it gives you the oscillating turbo spin” is the greatest quote of all time
That and "hotdog in a hallway"
@@skipskip7737every quote in this video is gold
When he said "A hotdog in a hallway" I immediately thought of a dimly lit hallway with a sad hotdog in the middle and it was the funniest thing I've thought of
Like a hotdog in the backrooms
I thought of the same situation but it’s a hotdog on a string
"Old, frozen, frostbite pussy" is my favorite quote in the whole video, I almost died laughing from the video
When you said "give me ideas to improve my content" this is definitely the first thing I thought of. All jokes aside amazing content
ayy a hollow knight fan
@@LphKaph '' enter the gungeon''
@@broly4213 what? I’m talking about a video he posted
adrian u were thinking of a mantis not a manati
the awkward silence between every boss and then a small giggle gets me everytime
I think it's so funny XDD
*Plantae*
i love how they start with either complete silence followed by laughter, or they immediately give an answer
edit: or "okay hear me out..."
Perfect coordination
The Lunatic Cultist is an instant smash, imagine the overestimation you could get from his clones, not to mention the dragon bondage and ice play
honestly the dragon itself is an insta smash
Plus the other cultists can help you and make a good orgy
Eh---
Cultust is also just hot in general
I'd let him sacrifice me to the dark lord satan
I will be surprised if there isn’t a double Smash on Empress of Light
I mean, you only can do it at night, or else she's gonna be the one clapping yo Cheeks
@@Bucketfullofaxolotl jokes on you I am Into that shit
@@Farweey 🗿
@@SillySkull 🗿
@@privatedino3239 🗿
"I want to tell people i slept with twins without the context" best joke in the video
We need a modded version of this, would be comical
"you wouldn't smash brimstone elemental!"
Edit: Bruh, seriously?
@@CalvinNoire 😈
@@tac4582 🤨📸
Calamitas lookin like a fine lady now
When scal comes.up
what if the frost queen would stick you to her like when you pick a frozen pole
Not pulling out
Nah i like freeze🗿
Ocram definitely has diseases, the Soul of Blight it drops has a description like “The essence of diseased creatures”.
Mark has started something incredibly cursed, and it’s spreading.
I honestly love it. So glad he has caused this.
@@user-sf9gs2pg1b me too
@@user-sf9gs2pg1b agreed
Agreed.
what
Ayo i was about to sleep, and see the title i was like " what the fuck?, well This will be interesting" but honestly, seeing 2 people arguing to smash or pass a game boss is hilarious
Same
Same
Same
they’re definitely gonna rework the looks of bosses after this
female destroyer
@@shadowpazzo9246
Destroyer of females
@@user-sf9gs2pg1b *kills every npc while you fight it* "you no longer have bitches"
@@shadowpazzo9246 no bitches?!??!?!
@@omnial no females??!?!!?
The funniest isn't when they either immediately smash or immediately pass, it's when both of them sit in silence and sheer thought together for 10 seconds straight
Terraria Wiki: Crowno has stated that the V-shaped line beneath the Empress' eyes, which some players may mistake for a mouth, is actually her nose.
Not canon, lies, a dream
Long pointy ears AND nose because she's elfish-like, i'd say it woudnt look that bad, but maybe akward to kiss
He is lying
We need more collabs this had me on the floor laughing
Agreed
The wof one biting had me pass
Rewatching this 3 weeks later. 409 likes?!?!? WTF
My grandma was also in the floor laughing alot
Same lmfao
I did this with my friends a while ago, I'd only do the Stardust pillar of all of them, we also agreed that the Pumpking was very handsome, however he is not the correct material for glizzy insertion.
Im a girl and I would smash Pumking got me feels some type of way
okay so, you and your friends have literally just never touched the inside of a pumpkin
@@fortnitesexman true but, bro he has scythes for hands 😭. he also has a lit candle inside of him
@@dzlrpacks i don't mind getting diced up a bit, and you can also just take the candle out, even if that kills him for whatever reason it's really just a minor inconvenience
Glizzy insertion 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Can't believe they passed on king slim just imagine how jiggly it is, gonna move like tidal waves when you hit from the back
Bro you'll get fuckin launched away
Wtf
Yeah wtf
Wtf cuh
Lol
Empress of light legit has thighs. Can't say no to that 🤷♂️
But planteras tongue movement bro, also she looking badder ngl
13:58
GROUND ME ALL YOU WANT MOM YOU CANT DO ANYTHING TO UNFUCK THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY
-some random meme i found on reddit
We need one for every Terraria NPC next.
All i'm saying, the Dryad's single...
Lets hope you are 500 years old too
Agreed
frame one on zooligist, i'd bet they'd both say smash
Nurse, zoologist, dryad, and the mechanic
@UmbrellaLeef
Princess
15:58 "do you think that our audience knows what an std is"
Yes, we do
I don’t what is it
@@TheMSMBrisk your a bit too young to understand
@@TheMSMBrisk you'll know when you're older
space time distortion
@@TheMSMBrisk a illness contracted by doing the master warrior’s penetration dance
we can all agree this is the golden age for Adrian's hair
W
Agreed
@@WaffleTimeomg it's waffle time
@@WaffleTimehmu we can build lehos
*Staring at an eyeball*
waffle: in deep thought
Adrian: okay, hear me out...
14:20 I have several questions.
Tbh the Cultist makes the most sense to smash because she/he is normal sized and won't break your hot dog, also you can just take off the mask and even if she has a long nose (which most likely is not the case) she/he has spells to make it normal sized.
Feels like y'all are really goin for a deus ex machina with those spells like he can just do anything with em
@@uncroppedsoop I mean it's never specified exactly what he can do so we can just assume he has the power of G O D
1 word, clones
@@fathersir3024one woman harem
11:00 Absolute smash. The Dutchman summons pirates. There are pirates inside. The bow pirate is a girl. Do I need to say more?
15:14 Hear me out. If she's a girl, she can multiply. Insta harem.
Down bad man
@@tavarioncabarrus8600 they be going by the logic of this video
What about big burly pirates? 😳
@@EKTE64 hell yea
@@EKTE64what the...
This video was created because you want to smash plantera and EOL and you’re too scared to say it in a normal video
don’t we all? 😏
@@blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhl XD
@@westgotus36 not plantera for me, just too much plant.
@@arandomdogecoin LIAR!
@@arandomdogecoinyou're out of line soldier!
17:56 the look of fear on his face
16:20 "this is a fun video that will never see the light of day with monetization" me: gets the video on recommended
Monetizaiton is different than it not being on TH-cam at all.
Bro wasn't expecting this to be so damn funny thats a 100% like from me
“Have you seen the art of empress of light” -Adrian
"yes" -me
Bruh I've seen art of the goldfish of course I have
@@Starlightnova111 you what
@@SciDarkReal did I stutter
@@Starlightnova111 maybe
You gotta keep an eye on the time when smashing the empress of light
I would think she doesn't mind the time of the day, just know you're 100% bottom when daylight is up.
@@lightingthief4482 already 100% bottom anyways
@@eltecatoconundrocity best position to be in sometimes anyway
@@lightingthief4482 "sometimes" you mean most of the time
Luckily I last 20 seconds
8:30 a bran fuck moment
I need to use the phrase "a hotdog in a hallway" much more often.
0:48 "According to Redigit, the main developer behind Terraria, the ninja is the Guide's brother." BROTHER bruh
ninja being his brother and moonlord being his father
also it has the male character shape
SMH you are not woke enough, it’s 2023, and you still refuse to acknowledge trans people?? Shame on you. Bold of you to assume that they’re not transgender. How do you know? Have you met them? You are officially canceled
why is no one talking about "you gotta think about the kids too yknow" 😭😭 (11:35)
Adrian's sense of humour is everything
That broke me
Doing this but with NPC's would be a crazy one 😏
no
the trio: zoologist, stylist and nurse
@@blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhl dryad?
@@asm7983 she is 500 years old
@@waynewayne3258 im just saying that cause lots of people like her
" think of the STDs"
"I certainly got one from Santa"
This shit fucking killed me dude.
8:24 *CRIES*
Those people are legends
@@xianxiannn as the biggest skeletron prime simp I am offended
We need to get mat pat to make a video out of this to determine the perfect terraria boss for adrian and waffletime.
OMFG THAT WOULD BE THE COLLAB OF A LIFETIME
13:07 imma leave this here
14:44 - The Lunatic Cultist
Me: Choose your next words very carefully......
I will not
Heat me out
Gender change potion
@@coffeecoffee2096 yes
14:57 "if i was him i would arrest him and if he moved it was fail RP and i would call the admin"
6:20 if donkey can have some so can I.
7:48
bro said "I actually fought him on 360"
you gave me instant nostalgia from when I first ever got terraria on in 2013 Christmas lmao
5:41 "Ok Hear Me Out..."
This is exactly what we've been waiting for...
Picture of Angler shows up:
Adrian: “PASS.”
WaffleTime: “Here me me out on this one.”
"There are probably so many fucking STDs. I probably got one from Santa."
-WaffleTime
this has to be one of the funniest terraria videos ive ever seen lmfao
wow i wouldve had no idea that in this video you did smash or pass on every terraria boss if it werent for the intro thank you so much
"think about the kids."
"Hol' up, wait a minute."
Haven't seen waffletimes face until now. He looks like a gigachad
I feel like EoL is a switch sub at night Dom at day
8:11 well it does drop souls of "blight" so diseased is spot on.
do another smash or pass with him but for Calamity + Thorium bosses. This collab is so hilarious
2:04 bro hit home with that one
2:21
I hate that i saw every pixel of the Ice queen, i wish i could unsee her ,,assets"
Aight here’s my list, don’t ask me anything.
King slime: Pass, too many and it’d be weird
Queen bee: speaking of BEEing weird, pass
Flying saucer: umm.. no.
Ice queen: Yikes umm… Smash, only humanoid thus far. Unless I get frostbite
Pumpking:Passss
Duke: Pass, thats just a fish pig.
Queen slime: Smash, I get rich
Stardust pillar: HARD PASS
Santa-NK-1: HOW????? Easy pass.
WoF: HEEELLLLLL NAH, PASS 100x
Plantera: screw it. Smash
EoC: PASS NO HEARING ANYONE OUT THATS A NO. WTF
Bessy: •___• “Hey shrek”
Summoner: if a girl, smash. If a dude, EASY PASS
Destroyer: if “I” was a girl, smash. But huge pass
Solar pillar: Pass, I’ll get my sh* burnt
Ocram: This is sus, pass on the diseases.
Skeletron prime: I’ll kill him
The brain: NO. JUST NO. PASS ASF THINK ABOUT THE CREEPERS THAT’LL SURROUND IT
Moonlord: No, for many many many many reasons.
Twins: THEY’RE THE SAME THING AS THE EOC, PASS. But retinazer… maaaybe..
Ogre: Who I look like? Fiona? Pass.
Flying dutchman: Who…? The whole crew or the ship?
Nebula pillar: Smash. No explanation.
Deerclops: Pass, no explanation needed.
Skeletron: Pass. Pass. Pass.
Empress: Smash, smash SMMAAASH.
Bunny thing: STRONG PASS
Mourning wood: Splinters. Pass
Turkor: PASS
Everscream: SPLINTERS. PASS
Cultist: Depends on gender
Vortex: NAH THE PARASITES, PASS
Eater: pass
Golem: Pass.
1:23
Yeah, sure. From the cannon that fires beams strong to cause near instant disintegration.
8:28 They decided too fast, Dont forget about the prime cannon, that would make a great fleshlight.
even has a built-in nipple clamp
If you wanna get diseases and explode
BOOM
imagine some random artist just made them into some spicy female bossed, now that is very interesting
Somebody already made art of pumpking
@@dietznuts9353 SEND LINK THEN BAKA
No
@@dietznuts9353 I need link
Imagine the fanart for the ogre.
The eye balls would pop out for the bunny😂
15:15 I mean it could just be a mask I mean we don't even know if it's not a female
2:35 YOU CANNOT TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T LET THAT THING GIVE YOU HEAD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You are banned from all pumpkin patches.
Fun fact: terraria lore says slimes can dissolve stuff
SHOUDLNT HAVE PICKED SMASH
Worth the sacrifice
it might be able to disable that for those times.
New bottom surgery just dropped
If I were smashing empress of light I would have a clock next to me so I can keep looking at the time to make sure it’s not day time.
she isnt fighting you, so at day, she may just boost her performance.
You become bottom at day time
@@souperhappydrinkingcoffee5130 true, or she gets a bit tighter
Ayo true though
“Imagine smelling the ocean.”
Me who can some how taste but not smell: I’m passing because it’s an animal.
7:18 Robotic glizzy gobbler
I would absolutely love to see more collaborations like this one on this channel
They should do a Calamity version of this
YES
hell yeah
me when the supreme calamitas
The juicy Yharussy
Brimstone elemental
I think they should do it with modded bosses bc that would be funny af
Hilarious
14:06 it does not matter what you do. it will never un-f*** the thanksgiving turkey
I love how their thought process is basically if it's fuckable or not. 😆
This video makes me realize that Waffletime might possibly be down bad
no, he is cultured
4:50 even better
Huh
💀
Liking the hair cut.
I gotta say Smash Lunatic Cultist.
Also Waffletime, the Ninja is the one controlling the slime ._.
Queen slime has 1:texture 2: financial stability (queen) 3: get the king in there for extra 4: can change to any form. Change. My. Mind.
Gotta love the silence at the start of every round
Also videos like this and comment sections of them are the places with most cultured people
ngl adrian and waffle time are the funniest duo
The ninja is the guide's B R O T H E R
I dont know whether this is an FBI moment or an Alabama moment
I am disturbed with the energy we have made in the studio
Just the idea of playing smash or pass with your friend is enough to make me laugh
0:47, in the lore, the ninja is the guide's brother, they are both somehow children of moonlord
This may have been one of my favorite ideas from you
great job to both you and waffle!
Idk what’s funnier, the instant answers or when they stop and think
This was the most funny and disturbing thing I have ever watched, love it🤣🤣
Lunatic Cultist is wearing a white plague doctor mask, but now I cant unsee BIG NOSE
You know its gonna be good when one of them says 'hear me out.'
10:42 always thought he was holding a door wedge
What has markiplier done
waffletime looking and talking like a giga chad. he describes everything perfectly
1:26 the occulting turbo spin is the best descriptions for something I’ve ever heard
I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today
Looks at pfp*
Smash
@@ajdndbdjbdjbro thats a guy