@@twigtoyoulater its not funny to joke about red belts like that, every year thousands of families suffer because of them, what are you gonna say next? something horrible about blue belts? smh my head
A true alpha doesn't give a damn about societal expectations of masculinity. They wear their nail polish, glitter, and alpha pumps with pride! An "alpha" that is so insecure in their manliness that they can't do what makes them happy is really an omega.
@@NutmegBGB A true alpha admits their insecurities and remains confident with who they are and their personal comforts in style. not every person needs to be a drag queen.
Hey I just wanted to let you know that your eye drops expire September of 2019. That seems like kinda far away but it'll probably be here before you know it. Depending on how often you use them it may be a good idea to put the expiration in your calendar so you'll get a notification when it's time to throw it away and get a new one. Like for me I don't use my eye drops super often, just as needed, so it definitely expires before I finish it. I mean you can risk it and just use the eye drops without worrying about when they outdate, but personally I wouldn't take the chance. I mean it's totally up to you though like if you're not too worried about it then that's cool.
Wow thanks. Whe you throw logic at me like that I have no choice but to go into deep thoughtfull consideration and realize that I’ve really been careless when it comes to assuming everything will just last forever. But it won’t last forever. There are limits that are staring me directly in the face. And I’m gonna write those limits down in my calendar right now.
You Suck At Cooking... Ugh I'm so relieved. I didn't want to be "that person" you know, but I couldn't just stand idly by and not say anything. We have to look out for eachother, brothers and sisters. Muah. Get rekked.
@@taritangeo4948 He can't possibly be that tall. I had a friend 6'3" in high school and she had to go to special stores to find shoes. About the largest size you can find in women's shoes in most places is a 10, which is about an 8 in men's sizes. Although these days, with all the transgender stuff, that may have changed. I haven't been able to afford shopping in some time
@Mina69a I know men can get tall. My son is 6'5" and I dated a guy who was 6'8". But for women's shoes, like I said, the cute shoes pretty much stop around size 9 so I lucked out there. Size 10 and up are not much of a selection so it's harder to find things. So for a man that size, height, his feet are probably over a mens 15 or higher. So it's be couple sizes larger in women's shoe size. Not gonna find size 20 women's shoes too often. Special order maybe. IMHO he's not that tall
Adam Mater - that Vitamix lives in our hearts forever. Until we can afford to get one of our own. Then screw his sister's stupid Vitamix which wasn't that great anyway so she can keep it hahaha we're better than her.
Sports Sports Sports Let’s play sports Books Books Books Let’s read books Let’s play sports and let’s read books And be well rounded human beings Sports Books Sports
The Kalam Cosmological Argument: Premise 1: Whatever begins to exist has a cause. Premise 2: The universe began to exist. Premise 3: Therefore, the universe has a cause.
i don't intend for this to sound backhanded--or front, side, top, or bottom-handed, etc. but this video was really great. i was worried you lost your edge after your channel exploded, but that's clearly not the case!
Yet another EPIC video recipe, although I have to admit, I developed a slight queasy feeling when you dawned your alpha pumps. Dig'n your assortment of game day kitchen tools by the way! Cheers!
Well in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking this matter in a different way and without fighting and by trying to make it clear, and by considering each and everyone opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
I disagree with you but I want to do so respectfully so that way I don't start an argument, anyway in my point of view I believe the I also completely forgot what I was gonna say.
Well, to say so, you really have to take into account the fact that everyone’s opinions are not actually the same, and that intelligence is sometimes an inherited trait, but that doesn’t mean anything to a very high population of people. But in the very end, when there’s no distractions or obstacles to overcome or naysayers and the like vying to dethrone you from your position, that I honestly, genuinely, without a shadow of a doubt have absolutely zero knowledge of what the hell I’m talking about.
Well, when considering the sensitivity of people nowadays, it hurts to say anything outside of the tameness of a glass of tap water, it is important to realize that you need to shoot for your demographic and take it, as you will only live once, so it's better to make sure that you always keep calm and I don't remember what the fuck I was doing, I think i left the onion on.
I'm just here for the incredibly ridiculous words delivered in an amazingly dead pan voice, in an order so absurd that if i didn't have visual i would be lost.
I've been binging these videos for days, and this is definitely 1 of my favorites. I got some major nostalgia when I saw the MVP ball. Now, I'm wondering when you worked at Microsoft.
Is there a puppy bowl version of the artichoke dip? Need to know because the dog food dip I made last year didn't go down well. I mean it went down fine but it was coming back up that seemed to annoy my ungrateful guests.
James Hill but how do I get to it? Is it available? I searched youtube and found one advertisement for it, but all the comments under that said that it had shut down and wasn't going to be made after all...
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Guys, please don't use a shallow baking dish. Use a baking dish that cares about you for who you really are.
Hahaha
😂😂😂
Thats actually pretty funny!😂
Lol.
_
You should warn people before showing that yellow belt. I was not ready to be terrified.
there's 666 likes... *grabs cross* whoop here we go
@John Null and high heels
then what would you do if you saw a red belt?
@@twigtoyoulater what about a red belt?
@@twigtoyoulater its not funny to joke about red belts like that, every year thousands of families suffer because of them, what are you gonna say next? something horrible about blue belts? smh my head
"99 out of a thousand times" is my new favorite go-to.
Where is it
Daniel Goldman 3:17
I love how that's less than 10% lol
Yes I can do math, and in doing so I have established my alpha presence
Maggatrix no it’s 9.9%
@@JayOnDaCob which... is less than 10%. Congrats internet stranger👍
I have never seen anyone walk so gracefully in pumps before. Bravo.
Katie Ledesma his hips sashayed away
I could never wear those things without falling on my a$$.
The whole Alpha segment is some of the best content I've ever watched...
Savi B Same he- (Blue screen)
A true alpha doesn't give a damn about societal expectations of masculinity. They wear their nail polish, glitter, and alpha pumps with pride! An "alpha" that is so insecure in their manliness that they can't do what makes them happy is really an omega.
@@NutmegBGB A true alpha admits their insecurities and remains confident with who they are and their personal comforts in style. not every person needs to be a drag queen.
@@anattablue I didn't mean to imply that, sorry if it came across that way.
I love that this conversation didn't turn into fight
Just recreated this recipe and don't skip on those instructions, the knife taped to the football really rounds out the flavors
Football!?
"rounds"
I see what u did
i was just trying to find a basic ass artichoke dip recipe and ended up being thoroughly entertained ..lol!
:)
Sorry to say but you aint going to find anything basic here.
STEPnREPEAT He has a over a hundred videos of this gold.
*laughs in brown belt*
STEPnREPEAT consider yourself lucky
Hey I just wanted to let you know that your eye drops expire September of 2019. That seems like kinda far away but it'll probably be here before you know it. Depending on how often you use them it may be a good idea to put the expiration in your calendar so you'll get a notification when it's time to throw it away and get a new one. Like for me I don't use my eye drops super often, just as needed, so it definitely expires before I finish it. I mean you can risk it and just use the eye drops without worrying about when they outdate, but personally I wouldn't take the chance. I mean it's totally up to you though like if you're not too worried about it then that's cool.
Wow thanks. Whe you throw logic at me like that I have no choice but to go into deep thoughtfull consideration and realize that I’ve really been careless when it comes to assuming everything will just last forever. But it won’t last forever. There are limits that are staring me directly in the face. And I’m gonna write those limits down in my calendar right now.
Are you his ghostwriter or what
You Suck At Cooking... Ugh I'm so relieved. I didn't want to be "that person" you know, but I couldn't just stand idly by and not say anything. We have to look out for eachother, brothers and sisters.
Muah. Get rekked.
Automatic Diaphragm... Unofficially
*w h o l e s o m e c o n t e n t*
This one... This one is my favourite.
Purely for the high-five high-five high-five
high-five
@@yousuckatcooking high-five
@@what-bl1ut high five
@@Carnomus high-five
High five
Let's get out there and have a GOOD. CLEAN. GAME.
You Suck At Cooking good? It will be a good game. Clean? Can't say anything about that
Fair.
You tied your yellow belt wrong
How important is a freshly laundered uniform to the sport process
but what if the game is Dirty Filthy Mudball?
Parmesamnesia - when you forget to add enough parmesan.
"If your only 7'2 like me slip on a pair of alpha pumps😂😂😂😂"
What about my only 7'2"?
Do you have any clue how hard it is to find pumps for someone that tall. Thats dedication
@@taritangeo4948 He can't possibly be that tall. I had a friend 6'3" in high school and she had to go to special stores to find shoes. About the largest size you can find in women's shoes in most places is a 10, which is about an 8 in men's sizes. Although these days, with all the transgender stuff, that may have changed. I haven't been able to afford shopping in some time
@Mina69a I know men can get tall. My son is 6'5" and I dated a guy who was 6'8". But for women's shoes, like I said, the cute shoes pretty much stop around size 9 so I lucked out there. Size 10 and up are not much of a selection so it's harder to find things. So for a man that size, height, his feet are probably over a mens 15 or higher. So it's be couple sizes larger in women's shoe size. Not gonna find size 20 women's shoes too often. Special order maybe. IMHO he's not that tall
andI know its a joke
Happy Sportsball everyone! Go teams!
Sayem this is the most edited comment since fuck...
How about that local team huh? They sure do stuff
xXLiLJokerXx yeah i really Like that one guy with the legs.
ur dumb
Come on, Benjals! Get loose!
I love how the vitamix still comes up.
Adam Mater - that Vitamix lives in our hearts forever. Until we can afford to get one of our own. Then screw his sister's stupid Vitamix which wasn't that great anyway so she can keep it hahaha we're better than her.
Adam Mater the continuity throughout the videos is indeed a nice touch.
I love how you actually respond to the comments. it makes me happy :)
It makes me happy too :)
@@yousuckatcooking I would like your reply but it's at 69, which is the number of the the best glitterback sportsball player AND NOTHING ELSE.
thats too wholesome im gonna cry but im not gonna because im so alpha
@@lea-ct4uo you should know that the real alphas can cry in front of others.
This is the highlight of my month, no lie, this is everything!
I love every one of your videos so much, please never stop
Hey you, it's me (3 years from the future). He hasn't...
Damn I'm only 6'5. I better go shopping for a pair of alpha pumps right away. 👠
ha short
Uh obviously there is no way anyone will let you be the alpha like that
@@bellablue8646 r/wooooooshh
Hah shortie!
Fun fact - high heels were originally worn by men to look taller
Where have you been so long?! OK, you're forgiven, it was totally worth it waiting! I heart you!
santi santi - hi if you like food go eat some thank you
Hey YSAC! You couldn't make a bad video even if you had very specific instructions to do so!
High five
High five
High five
High five
Whoa.. That was like... Mean.
Sir Sage WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
ARE YOU SAYING HE CANT FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE HE’S DUMB?
guy:why you didnt liked a comment you liked
me:it had 420 likes
WHOA I will give a high five to that
@@MrLastlived isn't it a compliment tho or am I being woooshd
can somebody write lyrics to the song at the ending, it's too demanding to me to follow all those words
It’s like mumble rap
uhh there are captions...
use cc
Sports
Sports
Sports
Let’s play sports
Books
Books
Books
Let’s read books
Let’s play sports and let’s read books
And be well rounded human beings
Sports
Books
Sports
Damon Phan this comment is not a joke though.
Rest in peace, vitamix, how will we cut our... baking soda now?
With a Knifesketball.
I cut my baking soda with cocaine. Wait I think I got that backwards
That must take forever. Cocaine is way too hard to sharpen.
That is an alpha meal. Go sports!
🙌🏽
It works every time
2:00 he never forget the vitamix
YSAC Family Reunion:
Sister: You're seriously still mad at me?
YSAC: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, KAREN.
I love you and your undo at four hundo
TrevorSomethingIsGod
TrevorSomethingDoesNotExist
I love Trevor so much
Jyri TrevorSomethingLetThemBelieveWhatTheyWant
The Kalam Cosmological Argument:
Premise 1: Whatever begins to exist has a cause.
Premise 2: The universe began to exist.
Premise 3: Therefore, the universe has a cause.
You shouldn’t love him he spanked pimblockto
See, I prefer to chop my garlic with the actual racket itself. the wire doesn't make it that fine, but if you smash it a few times it's pretty good.
0:55 love the leaking leak
If your leak isn't leaking, congratulations, you don't have a leak
@@disappointingperson9162 and If you don't have a leak, check to see if you have a leek, so you can make this dip
The alpha shirt got me good. best TH-camr ever 10/10
Quality content as always, you are a comedy genius man.
i don't intend for this to sound backhanded--or front, side, top, or bottom-handed, etc. but this video was really great. i was worried you lost your edge after your channel exploded, but that's clearly not the case!
Wow. What a flap-handed compliment.
a
@@dominikdupa6715 b?
@@c0nquitus308 c
@@dominikdupa6715 d
I literally found this beautiful masterpiece of a channel 12 hours ago, and I already want to sit down and binge watch every single episode *_*
Is this heart day? So many comments getting hearts, also, instead of a heart, can I get that $20 alpha male bribe?
When the leek leaked I fking lost it LMAO!!!
I thought he would have put clean golf balls but uh that's definitely dirt in there. :T
I dont see the problem
it's brown sugar
(this is a joke i don't know what it is)
trail seasoning like when I sprinkle dirt from the actual ground onto my food when backpacking.
Gives it a bit of earthy heat, I always add a bit.
He doesn't even like artichokes
Comments section is actually the love club by lorde I’m jealous
♩♫ Feeling good on a Wednesday, ya ya yaaa ♩♫
What is this masterpiece of a channel that I've found
A new ysac episode as you’re binge watching ysac episodes, what more would you want
A sandwich?
A lasagna
I love you rn
These videos are the kind of funny that doesn’t make you laugh but instead are really amusing to watch and leave you with a satisfied feeling inside.
Amazingly clever as always,! Blue screen joke so truthfully funny. Thank you for making my game day way more interesting.
Nothing says "Well-rounded human being" like playing tennis with Dadaist literature in the snow.
Book title, as shown at 4:57, is dada: Art and Anti-Art.
That's a textbook/for education title of I've ever heard one
This is exactly what I came down to the comments section for. XD Thanks!
You can't put Art and Anti-Art in the same book!
They'll annihilate each other and release a stream of energetic pronouns.
Great videos always glad I notified to your channel so I can see all your new videos I've watched literally every video you have made
joshuafyi anderson same here, i think a lot of people have watched them all. Remember when he used to swear constantly?
this guy never runs out of ideas it's ridiculous. this is the epitome of great content
Yet another EPIC video recipe, although I have to admit, I developed a slight queasy feeling when you dawned your alpha pumps. Dig'n your assortment of game day kitchen tools by the way! Cheers!
Well in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking this matter in a different way and without fighting and by trying to make it clear, and by considering each and everyone opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
I disagree with you but I want to do so respectfully so that way I don't start an argument, anyway in my point of view I believe the I also completely forgot what I was gonna say.
Well, to say so, you really have to take into account the fact that everyone’s opinions are not actually the same, and that intelligence is sometimes an inherited trait, but that doesn’t mean anything to a very high population of people. But in the very end, when there’s no distractions or obstacles to overcome or naysayers and the like vying to dethrone you from your position, that I honestly, genuinely, without a shadow of a doubt have absolutely zero knowledge of what the hell I’m talking about.
Well, when considering the sensitivity of people nowadays, it hurts to say anything outside of the tameness of a glass of tap water, it is important to realize that you need to shoot for your demographic and take it, as you will only live once, so it's better to make sure that you always keep calm and I don't remember what the fuck I was doing, I think i left the onion on.
i disagree, no offense
Thank god I was beginning to forget what joy felt like
Hahaha.
I'm just here for the incredibly ridiculous words delivered in an amazingly dead pan voice, in an order so absurd that if i didn't have visual i would be lost.
I'm like 8 hours late but can i join the ❤ club
Thanks bruh
I’m 7 months late, am I still involved?
I'm like 8 months late but can I join the ❤ club?
the leek
...
leaks
*high five high five high five high five high five*
High five
❤❤❤ you wangjangled my heart
This should be on a card.
That sounds painful
So by any chance will my volleyball knife work as well as my basetball knife? Tried a bowlingball but it just broke My counter after I dropped it.
That was the most cursed intro ever
Edit: I watched the rest of the video and I’m in tears. Best YSAC ever
bruh why everybody gettin hearts 🤤
Because we are all beautiful
Triston Charge stop talkin about your mom like that
Kristin M OOOH, BURN!!!
Triston Charge 😂😂😂 wth
burnnnnn !!!!!!!!!!! hahaha
Leaky leeks.
TAS the best!
"And be well rounded human beings"
Now that's a message I can get behind
Please don't eat me.
Artichoke is that neko atsume in your profile pic?
Js Yall Yaas :3
puteraasyiq wtf hahahaaahaahaa
Protect your heart, Indy!
Too late 😈😈😈
This video is so powerful I'm holding back tears
Nigga u weak af
Nvm I just cried
I honestly live for this channel
"So now that we 100% know who the alpha is, I'm gonna get back into the kitchen and check on that dip."
It's the subtle humor I like.
I can't wait to read a book during the Super Bowl while eating arty dip with a carrot spoon i whittled in my weekend whittling class!
I've been binging these videos for days, and this is definitely 1 of my favorites. I got some major nostalgia when I saw the MVP ball. Now, I'm wondering when you worked at Microsoft.
i can not get enough of your videos
You just know the day has gotten even better when you get a notification. Yay! :D
Yeahhh!
no, cuz when i get the notification i know that watching the video wont make me happy forever just for 5 minutes
You Suck At Cooking Gordon Ramsey need's to see your majestic work
CONGRATS ON 1 MIL!!!!!!!! You deserve each and every one of them
I am just so impressed at how well you walk in those heels.
I can do better.
You Suck At Cooking I don't believe it
HOLD MY SIPPY CUP
Lmao the exact _second_ school finishes this comes out. Day improved 1000%
I love that your videos incorporate comedy with really useful tips and recipes
Oh, you’re alive! Ok good, I was gettin worried, man...
No heart for you
I recommend alpha pumps in dark red, like the blood of your less alphaey opponents. Red lipstick also really spooks your enemies.
I've only seen three videos so far and i think i love you
99/1000
Editing is amazing as usual 🤗🤗🤗
I love the fact that he is walking in pumps and he is rocking it!
Of course the referee blocks the reflection of your beautiful face on the TV, sigh.
heyaroo He's like Medusa. If you look into his eyes you turn to stone.
Mufasa*
Theory: Binging with Babish and YSAC are actually the same person, but they just don’t know it.
Excellent theory.
Definitely my favourite thing to watch on TH-cam. Funny, educational and you learn how to cook. Genius!
how can someone be this funny,,,,,save some for the rest of us bud
No way bud!
You Suck At Cooking i mean, that's fair; you use your powers for Good after all
do you take pre order on the Knifesketballs?
Yup.
Your videos make me smile A LOT but also bite down on my teeth because it just gets too much of goodness for my heart.
Is there a puppy bowl version of the artichoke dip? Need to know because the dog food dip I made last year didn't go down well. I mean it went down fine but it was coming back up that seemed to annoy my ungrateful guests.
Where can I find a 2018 Grand Slamjangler? They’re out at Bed Bath and Beyond
Try Bass Pro
Did you look all the way in the BEYOND section?
You Suck At Cooking thanks!
So when are you going to release a cookbook? I've been waiting. The world needs your recipes in book form.
dreadernightkiller Out this fall I think
YES ANOTHER YSAC VIDEO! WHAT TOOK SO LONG?!!!
Last one was 5 weeks ago.
It's because he has a new show, You Suck At Everything. It was advertised here a few videos ago.
James Hill but how do I get to it? Is it available? I searched youtube and found one advertisement for it, but all the comments under that said that it had shut down and wasn't going to be made after all...
He's too busy Casually Explaining stuff
Reasonably sure the book is "Dadas on Art: Tzara, Arp, Duchamp and Others" by Lucy R. Lippard
this dude is no doubt, definitely the best thing to ever come out of youtube.
Who else has seen all 71 of these videos?
Bluestar Thecool me. Bingewatched the week I discovered his channel.
probably You Suck at Cooking
Bluestar Thecool me.
You goddamn right I have. This is possibly the best Channel I am subscribed to
Me
This just made my day
IDK if you're gonna see this or not but you made my day a lot better. Thank you very much!
I died at that Windows football
BEEP BOP BO BOOP.
You Suck At Cooking I swear getting noticed by you means as much to me as getting noticed by my favourite celebrity I love u
Somehow, I would not put it past you to properly place the catheter just for the sake of this video. Your dedication is on another level.
my mom loves your videos so much...
I know.
Do a hand reveal please
LemonAyds You idiot his hands are in the video 😂😂😂😂😂
@@bjarnhedur You idiot you don't know what jokes are.
@@bjarnhedur r/woooooooooooooooooooosh
@@bjarnhedur Come to R Slash Waaash!
@@bjarnhedur r/whoosh
I guess youtube really love you. You ALWAYS get on trending and it’s great
I try to be well rounded, that's why I don't do keto and drink a ton of beer. I'm like, halfway there.
You’re like a perfect sphere.
Douse anyone know where to get the mayo pods, I've looked everywhere?
Blazen Gamer in the laundry room. Your mom keeps them in a box that reads "Tide"
J Alberto Abreu 😂😂😂
Mayo trees, of course.
Mayo plants
J Alberto Abreu a millennial lost their life, delete this comment.
After about 5 videos this is my fav channel in TH-cam
HAHAHAHAHA LOVE THE LEAK JOKE
"glitterbacks"