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  • Over an hour of the top posts from r/SuspiciouslySpecificon Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
    Robin ► / xycronva
    Robin | Only nine: 00:00:00
    Robin | Click to be held: 00:19:49
    Robin | oh no: 00:32:51
    Robin | good to know: 00:46:05
    Robin | he wasnt born: 01:01:24
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  • @thependingsys6754
    @thependingsys6754 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1212

    It's actually really sad because ACTUAL 'dreamsexual' was meant to describe someone who only experiences sexual attraction in dreams

    • @Bibble73
      @Bibble73 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

      They ruined it :(

    • @thependingsys6754
      @thependingsys6754 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@Bibble73 fr

    • @thatonewitch
      @thatonewitch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      Asking for a friend: would those weird fantasies you make up before finally falling asleep that somewhat aroused you mean you are an actual dreamsexual?

    • @thependingsys6754
      @thependingsys6754 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      @@thatonewitch Maybe?? I'm not sure, but if the person doesn't feel attraction besides that then I'm pretty sure it would

    • @andiv_r
      @andiv_r 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Came to the comments to either say this or find this comment (because I’m aroace but once stumbled across that while I was questioning due to intrusive thoughts and not being able to distinguish those from my actual attractions or lack thereof), glad I found the comment before I said it myself.

  • @stiefbroer
    @stiefbroer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +813

    20:04
    Context: A man named Tararre was known for having an insatiable hunger. He joined the military, but the rations weren’t enough to satiate him so he became famished and was admitted into the military hospital where even quadrupling the amount of rations wouldn’t fill him. He was accused of eating a 14 month old baby after it went missing and he was chased out of the hospital.

    • @Trilltendo64
      @Trilltendo64 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      He was also eating garbage and ate an eel whole.

    • @drmantaray444
      @drmantaray444 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      I've heard about him via Sam o Neil academy

    • @justagirlwearingglasses
      @justagirlwearingglasses 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tararre, look at me. Look at me. Did you eat a fucking baby?

    • @jaydenduncan1860
      @jaydenduncan1860 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      @@drmantaray444came to comments to say this

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Yup, the possibility exists that he was used as a scape goat for someone having stolen the baby, as was common in those days.

  • @Paprika_Real4
    @Paprika_Real4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +277

    20:26 fun fact: in France, the origin country of mayonnaise, it is, in fact, illegal to name your child something that would damage their mental or physical wellbeing.

    • @franciosdauteuil4626
      @franciosdauteuil4626 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Wait is this true ?-? Because honestly props to France there should be a law like that everywhere so that people named terrible things like the poor kid who was named Dohvaakin by his parents to get them a free copy of skyrim XD

    • @Paprika_Real4
      @Paprika_Real4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@franciosdauteuil4626 yeah, something like that. I think there was a specific case that triggered this, but I forgot.

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Elon Musk's X1 Alpha (Or whatever the fuck it's called) wishing it was born in France.

    • @natsume-hime2473
      @natsume-hime2473 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@franciosdauteuil4626 Yeah, a lot of countries actually have that kind of law on the books.

    • @Zachyshows
      @Zachyshows 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      thanks for explaining what france is

  • @May-or-May-not
    @May-or-May-not 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I'm an elementary school teacher and kids will come down with a stomach bug really quickly.
    Kids will also frequently complain about stomach aches from bad sleep, anxiety, too little/too much food, just not wanting to be at school, arguing with a friend, really wanting to play fortnite and not being able to... Basically everything turns into a stomach ache when they're too young to really be able to express their emotions.
    Which is why when a kid complains about a stomach ache we usually wait a bit and observe before sending them home and then you end up with projectile vomiting all over the classroom.
    Fun times are had by all.

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I had a feeling. Adults have way more experience at identifying warning signs and are better able to identify if it’s something mundane. Makes me think of in House MD when Dr. House said, “Because he doesn’t have the words to tell us that his tonsils are inflamed,” as a reason for why he had to do additional tests on a child.

  • @ElectroKing77
    @ElectroKing77 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +574

    I think that "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" would actually be a cool replacement

    • @ShadowKing7826
      @ShadowKing7826 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@meh.1319 and the original one is missing s. it should be jumps not jumped

    • @frogboi9496
      @frogboi9496 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      … sphinx oF-

    • @unluckyjackle1782
      @unluckyjackle1782 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@ShadowKing7826it's also missing an h

    • @Yorushima
      @Yorushima 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      If we're being realistic, 2-3 words in that statement are a bit too uncommon to be desirable for use (Sphinx, Quartz, Judge). Short and easy words are favorable over long ones, more so if you're expecting people who don't know English well (if at all) to use it.
      Also minor gripe, that comma. A text input system may be designed to handle characters but not punctuation (dunno why but it's a thing)

    • @ghostiiwave
      @ghostiiwave 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@unluckyjackle1782 there's an H both "the"s

  • @maxbaker7841
    @maxbaker7841 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +520

    About the hair thing: the answer is no! DNA is only in the hair follicle, which can only be gotten by pulling out the hair at the roots. And even then, it's kinda hit or miss. If your hair was found on a crime scene, forensic scientists wouldn't be able to trace it back to you without the follicle. Though, they may be able to use the color and texture of the hair to get into a general ball park of whose it is.
    Source: I took a basic Forensic Science course in Highschool. This is only the bare minimum that I learned. Def look into it, tho, super fascinating.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      "the person has dark hair" - the scientist who tries to explain to the cop why the hair won't lead them to the criminal.

    • @Longingtobesomeone
      @Longingtobesomeone 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Came to say the same.

    • @CarbonatedCondensation
      @CarbonatedCondensation 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That’s very interesting, thank you

    • @robynsmom0907
      @robynsmom0907 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I was watching this on TV and pulled out my phone just to see if I could find this comment 😂 I just learned this a few days ago when watching an episode of Monk on Amazon Prime, and this was a trivia thing that popped up

    • @maxbaker7841
      @maxbaker7841 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @Tucher97 I know, it's so dumb. I mean, a curly, black stand of hair that's in a hair brush at the crime scene is a good piece of evidence for the culprit to have curly, black hair, if the victim doesn't also have curly, black hair and/or the hairbrush wasn't dropped their by some random passerby, prior to the incident. Using hair as evidence can get you a very rough, very vague description, but that's only if things line up well.

  • @ScrambledAndBenedict
    @ScrambledAndBenedict 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    5:25. Let me tell you. Worst thing that can happen to a man is when you sit on a public toilet, and your doodle touches the underside of the seat. You just feel diseased and soiled and the only thing you have on-hand to try and clean yourself is toilet paper. It feels the way I imagine it feels in a zombie apocalypse movie when you've been infected with the virus.

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    "I'm not like other girls" she said, and she wasn't.
    She was a giant snail...
    ...and you''ll never guess why she's been following you.

    • @5cherrypies
      @5cherrypies 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      OH MY god 😭

    • @djaydeved
      @djaydeved 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      is it...
      your imortal so long as the snail does not touch you?

    • @tzisorey
      @tzisorey 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@djaydeved There's a few variations, but yeah, usually

    • @object-official
      @object-official 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      darn it

    • @yautjaceltic8180
      @yautjaceltic8180 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just make a salt circle

  • @zeekrrr-.-
    @zeekrrr-.- 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +708

    we all know that everyone needs popcorn if robin is narrating for a whole hour
    edit: CAN YALL CHILL THE HELL OUT 😭

    • @anything_artsy
      @anything_artsy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Ikr

    • @lotsachatting
      @lotsachatting 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      lmao

    • @ethirium4389
      @ethirium4389 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Wait, it's all Robin?
      Time stamps: always has been

    • @Lunar_Starboy
      @Lunar_Starboy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How did you know I was eating popcorn

    • @throneisbed7833
      @throneisbed7833 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I am not eating popcorn. I am eating avocado and cucumber sticks because I made sushi and I only had enough rice for two rolls, leaving me with one nori sheet left in the packet and a full plate of avocado and cucumber sticks. Take my advice. If making sushi, and expecting to make only three rolls, do not cut up the whole cucumber and avocado. You will be left with the world's most water-flavoured salad.

  • @ajysuperfly7788
    @ajysuperfly7788 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    1:03 for me it was my 4th grade teacher being a bitch, using my work as examples of what not do do, being like "this is this kids work, he did this this and this wrong, do be like him" and made me so nervous to go to school that it made me puke literally every day. I missed half a year of school due to "sickness" when it was just stress and nervousness. She literally traumatized me.

    • @zodiacsignsdontexist
      @zodiacsignsdontexist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      please tell me you got revenge lo

    • @ajysuperfly7788
      @ajysuperfly7788 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@zodiacsignsdontexist not yet, but my mom says that if she ever met her in the street she would just punch her square in the face.

    • @hootis1
      @hootis1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ajysuperfly7788 not yet? as in not past tense?

    • @LocalUltrakillEnjoyer
      @LocalUltrakillEnjoyer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@ajysuperfly7788 not *yet*?
      what is bro planning

    • @zodiacsignsdontexist
      @zodiacsignsdontexist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      either way im excited for it @@LocalUltrakillEnjoyer

  • @RazorRevenge
    @RazorRevenge 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +294

    As a woman I can honestly say I would 100% rather have a domesticated raccoon over an expensive engagement ring.

    • @sierra_aura5943
      @sierra_aura5943 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I will never not want a domesticated raccoon, that is my dream pet

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      If I'm ever single again: I'm going to start a domestication project.

    • @RedLuigiE
      @RedLuigiE 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      As a man, strong agree.

    • @artsyhoodies
      @artsyhoodies 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      To be honest, if a guy proposed to me with a domesticated raccoon, I think I might have met my soulmate.

    • @natsume-hime2473
      @natsume-hime2473 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Trust me all of you, you do not want a domesticated raccoon. The little monsters are curious and need constant simulation to not get bored. So your house will get absolutely destroyed. Domesticate a fox instead, they're much easier.

  • @alexleaf4468
    @alexleaf4468 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    As for the random vomiting, older schools used to not have great ac so sometimes younger kids susceptible to heat would vomit during early autumn due to heat stroke. Also it's easier for kids to get motion sickness, and if any kid who recently got off a steamy raunchy bus held it in long enough they might just end up vomiting after in class

    • @miss.dannitiger
      @miss.dannitiger 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You are a genius

    • @melissajacobs5822
      @melissajacobs5822 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Schools mostly dont even have AC

  • @silverk3046
    @silverk3046 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    3:36 Fun fact, "barbecue sauce on my titties", the vine, was inspired by a line from Orange is The New Black.

  • @SCPain
    @SCPain 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +257

    The problem with “dreamsexuals” is that it is an actual thing. It means to only feel sexual attraction in dreams. However, these rotisserie chickens of people make it an uwu cute dsmp thing.

    • @Da_pie-rat
      @Da_pie-rat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Omgoodness I never knew that.
      I’m sorry that sounded really sarcastic and I’m not I’m just bland

    • @sleepyjony
      @sleepyjony 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Rotisserie chickens 💀

    • @SCPain
      @SCPain 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@sleepyjony would *y o u* like to be called a rotisserie chicken?

    • @sleepyjony
      @sleepyjony 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@SCPain no, i just like how you describe them as rotisserie chickens.

    • @SCPain
      @SCPain 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @dogegod I'm not very good at insults so that's kinda the best I could muster

  • @zackagonxm
    @zackagonxm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    14:57
    Cousin Bob had an entire character arc and all I did was read a sign.

  • @Alexia-cg1si
    @Alexia-cg1si 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons"
    "boy"
    *_INSERT AUTISTIC EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER HERE_*

  • @536clams
    @536clams 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    “She breasted breastily down the hallway.” Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @buzzish2804
    @buzzish2804 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    1:08:35 I’m sorry, but I can’t get over the fact that he said “crue trime” instead of true crime

    • @ThePurpleAxolotl2002
      @ThePurpleAxolotl2002 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      now tis a crue trime show innit?

    • @L3NORE.RAWR.X3
      @L3NORE.RAWR.X3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      SAMEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @user-vd5uq4uc9b
    @user-vd5uq4uc9b 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    As an SA survivior,(guy) I find that a cynical and dark sense of humor helps me overcome the supressive nature of keeping it a secret. You get to look directly at it and laugh.
    "For thise who have cried enough, they laugh"
    Comedians always have the worst childhood. They cope with it, so they practice alot. Kids tend to be physically limited as well.

  • @notamoose1894
    @notamoose1894 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    1:00 the reason kids would randomly puke is because their parents would force them to go to school when they're sick and then the kids would puke and go home

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    My brother-in-law bought a puzzle ring for my sister as an engagement ring. It was so much fun that she kept it and to this day she still brings it out to challenge houseguests to solve it.

    • @thymecrafter
      @thymecrafter 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      that’s sounds weird saying it like that

    • @Jumpyfoot
      @Jumpyfoot 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Interesting idea. What's the puzzle?

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@Jumpyfoot It's basically made from a bunch of interlocking crooked rings that, when properly aligned, collapse into the shape of a single engagement ring. It's actually surprisingly difficult to solve.
      Specifically what happens is that it only holds together while it is ON your finger.
      The (possibly fictional) story behind the invention of these rings was that a jealous husband made one of these for his wife as a wedding ring so that if she ever removed it to be unfaithful to him, he would know.
      My sister and her husband both have a pretty strong sense of humor, and enjoy puzzles, so it was perfect for her.

  • @GlennConstantino
    @GlennConstantino 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Here's my replacement for the ""The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" thingie;
    "Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs."

    • @M456m.
      @M456m. หลายเดือนก่อน

      I Thought You Couldn't Have Multiple Of The Same Letter?

    • @GlennConstantino
      @GlennConstantino หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@M456m. nah, just need to have all the letters of the alphabet for testing fonts and keyboards, even the quick brown fox has four "O"s

  • @red_phoenix0570
    @red_phoenix0570 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    34:04 I just recently worked as a delivery driver for a pizza place. My very last day we had a terrible storm, tornado watch and all. People that had ordered for pickup called and said that they wanted to change their order to a delivery because IT WASN'T SAFE TO DRIVE. Like okay, thanks. I'm putting my actual life on the line for your pizza because yours is worth more than mine. None of them even left a tip, though I don't think we let many people change.

    • @_Saturnly_
      @_Saturnly_ 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why tf was the place even still open? Wouldn't most restaurants logically close during a hazard like that? Seems like a safety issue to me.

  • @Creation-tv8kq
    @Creation-tv8kq 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    5:31 i paused the video, said 'dude, are you okay?' Then unpaused to hear Robin say it too. Im truly in my peak years

  • @Beanz-on-Toast
    @Beanz-on-Toast 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    As someone who works in construction (albeit in the UK) but for us PPE is the last step in Health & Safety, even if someone got injured while not wearing the appropriate PPE there was likely 5 other steps that could have been implemented before the hard hat became relevant to the situation. We use the "Swiss Cheese Model" when discussing situations like this where all of these measures and barriers were put in place to prevent injury and yet somewhere down the line the holes in the barrier aligned and allowed for this hazard to slip through and cause harm. The person who caused the harm will still be held liable tho, the victim is very rarely seen as the one at fault and if someone dies from an injury, its not just the person who caused the harm but other people further up the chain of command who allowed for training and procedures to slack to the point where death occurred.

  • @remitifromhell
    @remitifromhell 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    Dunno if this was already said, but the Black Sabbath song happens to be "Iron Man". And yes, this story is metal AF, gotta love Geezer's lyrics.

    • @TheMimiSard
      @TheMimiSard 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And the song was on the end credits of the Iron Man movie (2008), but that movie is about a totally different character and plot.

    • @klever...1
      @klever...1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Its also the song Beavis and Butthead rock out their air guitars to

    • @ChakatStripedfur
      @ChakatStripedfur 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Paused the video and came down here to say this. As soon as I read "got turned into steel by a magnetic storm" I was like IRON MAN!! and immediately paused and came down to the comments to check if anyone else had got that. So glad I'm not the only one.

  • @Smilley85
    @Smilley85 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    16:20 I love the German one: „Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern“, which translates loosely to "Frank races in a completely decrepit taxi all over Bavaria"

  • @highoncatnip_
    @highoncatnip_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:58 as that kid i remember why once
    On that day in first grade, they switched the pizza from that banger square shit to a stuffed crust pizza and only gave us like a slight warning at the beginning of school *after* the pledge when we were sitting down and all you could hear were chair squeaks and stompping. I get in line at lunch and buy it, bite into the crust, and INSTANTLY felt that shit coming back up. Went to the trash can in the middle of the cafeteria and let loose. To this day I still have not had stuffed crust again.

  • @ethanreid7791
    @ethanreid7791 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    bro i will never stop loving EmKay

    • @anxiety_ridden3
      @anxiety_ridden3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      frfr

    • @Snowwasteland
      @Snowwasteland 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Agreed

    • @ShadowGamerGirl9
      @ShadowGamerGirl9 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Exactly

    • @mothaclysm
      @mothaclysm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i love it more, especially the old logo

    • @squishyseraph7780
      @squishyseraph7780 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As all things shouldn't stop.

  • @ace_of_hearts_189
    @ace_of_hearts_189 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    4:24 there are two kinds of dreamsexual
    The valid one - under the asexual umbrella. Someone who is dreamsexual only feels sexual attraction in dreams. I believe there is also a dreamromantic, under the aromantic umbrella, where somebody only feels romantic attraction in dreams.
    The not valid one - sexual attraction towards the TH-camr Dream.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Whilst possibly valid, to me that just feels like that person is Asexual/Aromantic due to unprocessed trauma or other mental health issue,
      our subconscious psyche does have a habit of screaming at us in gibberish that we're going about things in an unhealthy way, and it might be a good idea to see if it's indeed something that needs working out
      And before people start making me out as insensitive to "The sexual Spectrum" or other baloney,
      I'm not saying Everyone that is a certain way is so due to that, and I find it beautiful that a person finds who they actually are, and is happy with that,

    • @ace_of_hearts_189
      @ace_of_hearts_189 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Voron_Aggrav i- you- I think you might have described me perfectly in that first part and I’m scared 😃

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ace_of_hearts_189 don't be too scared, I delved into Psychology to resolve some issues I had as a kid and that has helped me for the rest of my life to understand people well,
      Everyone has some mental health issue at some point in their life for whatever reason, so I'm fairly quick to understand how certain things can be signals of something, whilst also keeping the mindset that whatever someone does, or how they decide to live their life is more than acceptable if it's not to harm those around them actively (I don't accept the hurt of those unwilling to understand and accept others as they are, as harm as they themselves are the harmful)

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ace_of_hearts_189 and outside of the wall of text, If you do think it's something you want to work on don't be scared to find professional help, and if those you find aren't professional about it go somewhere else, we all deserve the best in life, sitting around doing nothing knowing we can do better is more harmful to ourselves than anything else

    • @moharassmi8729
      @moharassmi8729 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is really sad because dream is a good guy just that a small percentage of fans are really weird, but dream haters are definitely worse, they harassed his grandma on the phone for fun, called swat teams to his family, and doxxed him online

  • @reeseronithemacaroni8946
    @reeseronithemacaroni8946 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    robin is Sisyphus with having to read the same damn posts over and over again just for it to be put into a compilation that makes it painfully obvious he has read the same post 4 times within the span of an hour

  • @novafiregalaxy204
    @novafiregalaxy204 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That hiccup one hit close 🤣 10 or so years ago, every time my mom was about to call I'd get them. She'd talk for a second and tell me she will call back later when they are gone. 8 times this happened that day lol

  • @nafereuskortex9055
    @nafereuskortex9055 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    20:03 if you are curious there was a guy who could eat literally anything, one day a child vanished from the hospital, they couldn't prove he ate the baby but everyone assumed he did, when they cut him open he was 80% stomach and had rancid black stomach acid

    • @worldcomicsreview354
      @worldcomicsreview354 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's an IRL SCP.
      Or an X-Files episode for us crotchety eldsters.

  • @midasuproductoins9161
    @midasuproductoins9161 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    4:30 the whole dream sexual topic is a real thing. it's when someone is attracted to people in there dreams but not real life. but I know in this case it ment the youtuber dream I just wanted to raise awareness for the multiple meanings of it. have a good day

  • @golson1016
    @golson1016 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Fun fact: The way they typed "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" doesn't have an 'S' in it. It's supposed to be "the quick brown fox 'jumps' over the lazy dog."
    Have a nice day!

    • @frogboi9496
      @frogboi9496 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ya OP just messed up

  • @jhorn64
    @jhorn64 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    37:31 I had a bad pizza before, it was dominoes pizza and it was pretty much a sheet of cardboard with minimal sauce and burned cheese and was extremely dry and tough as hell to chew

  • @chriscrossedtheapplesauce
    @chriscrossedtheapplesauce 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    20:03 Idk if someone's already commented about this, but they are referencing Terrare. He had such a strong appetite that he would eat literally anything he could get him hands on. One time when he stayed at a hospital, he drank the blood from people who were blood letting and ate a live baby before being kicked out. There were some other crazy things with this man too. I recommend Sam O'Nella Academy's video on him. Explains it quite well and very entertaining

    • @cewla3348
      @cewla3348 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      bro is HUNGRY

  • @HeyItsCaz
    @HeyItsCaz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    20:10
    "Tarare, look at me. Did you eat a *FUCKING BABY???* "

  • @coolepic519
    @coolepic519 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    23:00 WHAT THE??!???!! WHY IS THIS SO REALISTIC????

  • @freedomorigami4430
    @freedomorigami4430 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    fun fact: 'the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' doesn't have the letter S. may your shower thoughts circle into impending doom.

    • @ellaminnowpea1999
      @ellaminnowpea1999 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I learned it as “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”

    • @AielHeart
      @AielHeart 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah it should have said jumps in the video

  • @xana3790
    @xana3790 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    at 3:41 I believe it was a vine origin

  • @Lady_Crispr
    @Lady_Crispr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Every time you censor a curse word my dog comes running for the non-existant squeeky toy.

  • @patro7177
    @patro7177 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" sounds like something you would say when using a powerfull attack, its sick

  • @FriskTheFallen
    @FriskTheFallen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ah yes the Frenchman's Coomsock, nearly as iconic as the Bong Cloud technique.

  • @Milk-ck1wv
    @Milk-ck1wv 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    7:23 Why do people forget that old songs was also sexual it wasn't all just kidz bop energy of music

  • @SvelaPrisera
    @SvelaPrisera 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    28:35 Easy solution to the water glove situation. If the original opening (the wrist) was tied then you simply clench down on the thumb part. You then use both hands to untie yourself from your headphones. Then, after you are free to move around you wrap your fingers around the thumb part so it's closed tight, letting in whatever leftover water into your mouth that is currently in-between your fingers and your mouth. You then calmly walk to the sink with one hand gripping the compromised thumb and the other cupping the bottom of it, periodically using your elbows to open any doors in your way (or otherwise using your knee to hold up the bottom of the glove while you free one hand to open a door). If the wrist is not originally tied, then you simply do that first and then proceed with the rest of the steps. Simple.

    • @geekywhiteguy
      @geekywhiteguy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the glove thingy would pop if yuo bieteid it

  • @L3NORE.RAWR.X3
    @L3NORE.RAWR.X3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    53:33 can confirm, for me its some lady who stands outside of an apt building in the mornings. she normally holding an american flag (by the times ive seen her), is mostly either praying or bowing, and sometimes has a hat with antlers

  • @ezrathing
    @ezrathing 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:08:57
    Money bags? My 2006 subaru has heated seats. They're not the best, but they get pretty warm after some time. I rarely use them, though. Lol

  • @motorman1318
    @motorman1318 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    When it's Robin that's doing this subreddit, you know it's going to be good.

  • @Code-Redd
    @Code-Redd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I need people to understand gen z and millinials had a lot of the same parents. Please, I cant have my childhood of being drowned in milk written off any longer

    • @DIDYOUDO5778
      @DIDYOUDO5778 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      is gen z a meme thing

  • @riddlemefish6217
    @riddlemefish6217 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    23:24 LMFAOO when he said "Oh it's Drew" and then read it in Drew's cadence made me laugh

  • @Skoopyghost
    @Skoopyghost 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I forget how many dyslexics exist. Reddit always reminds me.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    33:32 random chihuahua story: my grandparents live in an apartment complex. There is a Karen that lives there with her chihuahua. One time my grandfather was looking at the dog and the lady said "you got a problem with my dog?!" and my grandfather replied "no, I got a problem with _you"_
    that’s it
    that’s the story
    au revoir

  • @Oneinakrillion325
    @Oneinakrillion325 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    36:35, for those that don’t know, the cask of amontillado is a story about a guy putting a guy in his wall and bricking it up and stuff

  • @divyaredblox1826
    @divyaredblox1826 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    12:09 Omg! Yesss, The Giver! I also read that in school, it's so good!

  • @just_a_joltik
    @just_a_joltik 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    3:47 Ah, perfect! A new case plot for Ace Attorney!

  • @elijahcandage
    @elijahcandage 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:00 Actually, if it weren't for the vacuum of space, we *would* hear the sun, and it would be just as loud as a jackhammer. It could be heard even at night, and, in the unlikely scenario that the sun vanishes without a trace or an explanation, while light would take only eight minutes to disappear completely, the sound of the sun would take twenty years to disappear.

  • @Mercury_From_Solarballs
    @Mercury_From_Solarballs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    34:28 my school library has this sign lmaooo

  • @tammymomoftwo
    @tammymomoftwo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    32:25
    Had plenty of girl sleepovers when I was younger
    I remember one time my friends and I went into the park at night all dressed in our footie pajamas
    Held hands in a circle
    And tried to summon a demon using a hasbro brand Ouija board cuz the internet said it would work
    One girl ended up crying because there was no demon and she’d promised her sister she’d get a picture with one
    Another time we all tried playing Bloody Mary
    And one time we tried the cat scratch game
    Where you tell a story about a cat
    And somehow you’ll end up with scratches on your back
    All in all
    Little girls be summoning A LOT of demons

  • @carrierussell9224
    @carrierussell9224 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    As a woman with a wedding ring, I'd trade that nonsense for a domesticated raccoon any day!

  • @name_of_gods8739
    @name_of_gods8739 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    4:24 Fun fact: Dreamsexual is a valid sexuality, it is on the ace spectrum. No, i am not talking about the cc dreamsexual. there is an actual sexuality where a person only feels sexual attraction during dreams, but rarely or never feels sexual attraction when awake.
    (Just thought i would leave this here.)

  • @jamieennen964
    @jamieennen964 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I needed this laugh at 6 am whilst still thinking I'm going to get some sleep before my day starts at 8.

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    DO NOT TAKE THE ADVICE OF A TITANIUM WEDDING RING. EMERGENCY ROOM RING REMOVERS ARE NOT ABLE TO CUT TITANIUM AND THEY MAY HAVE TO DO RISKY METHODS TO REMOVE IT IF YOUR HAND SWELLS.

  • @Blueberry_dinosaur
    @Blueberry_dinosaur 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “Toe-eyed cabbage” is just general British insults, my personal favourite is “you absolute nonce of a wet tea-towel”

  • @lesliealex9834
    @lesliealex9834 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I can already tell this gonna be a good video once I saw the first one

  • @Smilley85
    @Smilley85 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    37:15 I was kinda disappointed by the Pizza I ate in Italy. The lasagna, however, served still bubbling in the terracotta bowl it was cooked in? *chef's kiss*

  • @franciosdauteuil4626
    @franciosdauteuil4626 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:25 Kardashian talons looking like a pale chickens foot I'm dead 😂

  • @Wolfstar007_
    @Wolfstar007_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    4:01 is like your dharmann vids but with an unpredictable plot

  • @mrcheshire104
    @mrcheshire104 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    34:44 alright who snitched

  • @foxbiscuit
    @foxbiscuit 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    dude my ex used to deliver pizzas and he LOVED working snow days
    he got huge tips, and while the roads were icy, they were empty, so he could go slow and be okay. he would make bank.

  • @rockinrollinmysoul5966
    @rockinrollinmysoul5966 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Turns out the Vincent D’Onofrio one is about his children’s book called pigs can’t look up. Had to investigate what was going on with that tweet lol

  • @randysmith9636
    @randysmith9636 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    When my cat was asking to visit Scotland silly me thought it was for a sightseeing tour.
    Looking back i should have figured something was up when i caught him using my knife sharpening stone on his claws.

  • @badqualityhiman-qw9gl
    @badqualityhiman-qw9gl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "from r/SuspiciouslySpecificon Reddit." is slightly infuriating

  • @Brunnen_Gee
    @Brunnen_Gee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    20:55 Having spent about 38 combined years living in Tennessee and Missouri, that's the most accurate thing I've seen on here.

  • @tktalk6900
    @tktalk6900 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    20:00 is a reference to Tarrare, a man that ate a baby (and many other strange things)

    • @a1z158
      @a1z158 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually he never ate that baby

  • @raptor4937
    @raptor4937 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    It's not just the memes I love... it's also the narrators!

  • @pirobot668beta
    @pirobot668beta 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have a technique for hiding USB drives: Using a hot-air gun, I melt the solder on the tiny circuit-board inside.
    The chip(s) can them be easily removed from the USB device.
    I take the chip(s) and a bit of hobby-glue, I add them to the ever-growing collage of bare silicon chips on my bedroom wall.
    The data in the chip(s) is fine...maybe.
    Good luck, FBI mans!

  • @-CanYouDont-
    @-CanYouDont- 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:57 people often puke when they are put under stressful situations, like how children are often stressed in school.

  • @unknown20005
    @unknown20005 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    i saw this during a livestream the streamer was having constant hiccups and someone in the chat said that if your struggling with hiccups to just stop thinking your a fish and somehow it worked and the next day my sister was having constant hiccups and i said the same thing to her curiously testing it and somehow it worked my best guess is if you say something random and unexpected it will trick the mind of the person or confuse them and they stop thinking about the hiccups and it just stops

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Was it Calliope Mori? Because I distinctly remember this exact thing happening to her

    • @unknown20005
      @unknown20005 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@MysteriumArcanum yeah it was

  • @BoredTruckn
    @BoredTruckn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:12:40 my brother-in-law's brother snuck up behind me one time when I was a kid.
    I was like 12 or 14.
    He wrapped his arms around like my collarbone area and startled the shit out of me.
    Apparently, I somehow flipped his ass over me and face-planted into the ground.
    I got a chip in my tooth for the rest of my life after that.
    Guy was sorry, he was just trying to roughhouse a little, I had essentially been an only child growing up so I didn't really understand that whole thing.

  • @SamHammie
    @SamHammie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Gotta love that there are tons of duplicate entries with conflicting answers due to this being a compilation of videos that were released months or even years apart. ( Case in point (the most conflicting set of duplicates IMO): 33:17 and 58:07 )

  • @LyricaSilvan
    @LyricaSilvan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun story related to the one about carrying long objects near a live wire: As a kid I had neighbors who had horses, and one of them kept trying to jump the fence. So they put up an electric fence to dissuade him from jumping it.
    So one rainy day, little horse-loving me was walking down the road to look at the horses, and I was holding my umbrella. I turned around to look at something, accidentally touched the fence with the metal tip on the top of my umbrella. It didn't shock me very badly, but it was enough to scare the hell out of me. Dropped my umbrella after a few seconds of my arm muscles being frozen, and never went near that fence in the rain again.

  • @pqstelss
    @pqstelss 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    4:21
    Dreamsexual and dreamgender are actually pretty interesting.
    Dreamsexual (It also goes by a few others names): Is an asexuality when you feel sexual attraction only in your own dreams.
    Dreamgender: When you’re a different gender in your dreams than when you are awake.
    (I assume they were talking about the weird ones where they made it off of the CC Dream)

    • @AsherInHell
      @AsherInHell 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah I think they were talking about the weird fans of the Minecraft TH-camr

    • @corwinberry
      @corwinberry 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Just to be safe. We're gonna have to burn a witch here.

    • @moharassmi8729
      @moharassmi8729 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hate it when fandoms give good people a bad image

  • @PikalaxALT
    @PikalaxALT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I knew it! You did have Robin read the same post twice, sometimes three times in different episodes! It's almost like the same stuff gets recirculated every few weeks, but like the carton of whole milk I left in my fridge while I vacationed in Hawaii and met with then was cheated on by a hot local girl and came back dejected and defeated, it's really fucking chunky.

    • @AsherInHell
      @AsherInHell 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🦈

    • @ChillGamerBlue
      @ChillGamerBlue 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I noticed as well.

    • @ChillGamerBlue
      @ChillGamerBlue 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@AsherInHelluhhh... jaws?

    • @sand_eater101
      @sand_eater101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yuh, but it’s only a few posts. Though I will agree that it’s annoying.

    • @CJSpider10
      @CJSpider10 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      r/suspiciouslyspecific

  • @Kaeyathrei-Kayak-
    @Kaeyathrei-Kayak- 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:10 Austrlians would have to fight 23 cats per person

  • @baconhair7393
    @baconhair7393 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    20:05, Tarrarea, the hungriest man alive a french peasant who was able to eat tons and tons of food and thousands of thousands of calories without being full or becoming fat at all, with a large mouth and expanded inner digestive systems that were inflated like a balloon inside him, was once in a hospital, and was kicked out for eating a *5 MONTH OLD BABY* a medical mystery. (For those who don’t want to look it up)

  • @MegabyteRedSector
    @MegabyteRedSector 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ok paused to post this... the mental image of a guy with a kilt, a big red beard, and Braveheart blue facepaint armed with a set of bagpipes slung over his shoulder armed with a hand vacuum in one hand and a wooden shield in the other is still making me laugh when I needed it most... if I inspired someone to draw it, you're welcome. ;)

  • @peleanimationcomics3263
    @peleanimationcomics3263 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    30:06-I literally laughed at the same time as you did here!!! 😂😂😂

  • @theulfhednar2655
    @theulfhednar2655 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    39:28 I use paracetamol though xD

  • @Vani11aDeath
    @Vani11aDeath 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The locks of love one is actually a really good question. If anyone wearing a real hair wig leaves hair at a crime scene, will the original owner of the hair be questioned? Would the possibly of them donating hair even be considered and looked into by the investigators or would the donor have to be the one to prove it? That sounds like a great premise for a crime drama if the situation really is realistic in any way.

  • @Turtles7734
    @Turtles7734 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Anybody else find it weird that Stacy's Mom got a song about her but Stacy's Dad has two songs about him?

  • @debtoralive4693
    @debtoralive4693 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My mother and I once ordered a pizza during one of the worst snow storms I've ever seen, knowing they would refuse, but they actually showed up. We felt kinda bad but did tip him very well.

  • @MlNOS
    @MlNOS 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    12:45, there's loads of those signs in Cardiff train station also it's nice that it's in Wales

  • @wesleyhopmans
    @wesleyhopmans 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    As a chess player I can safely say, whenever a chess says he has won in 37 moves it will not be aprproximately.

  • @JustAnInnocentLamb
    @JustAnInnocentLamb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Robin is my favourite narrator by far lol

    • @corwinberry
      @corwinberry 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You can just vibe his energy.

  • @yvl.astr0
    @yvl.astr0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    loving the new video, keep up the good vids

  • @donna8168
    @donna8168 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's funny you say that. I used to work for Apple, and we always got calls from family members of someone who recently died asking how they could get into their Apple account, so they could retrieve pics or phone numbers to notify of death, and at that time there was nothing we could do. They would offer to send in death certs and ID, but nope, your photos, and contacts died with you. I hated those calls, especially when it was a grieving parent or spouse.

  • @RampagingKnight2
    @RampagingKnight2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As someone who lost their mother recently. It can be important to access because of treasured photos / voice memos and stuff like that along with any purchases they have associated with their account that needs to be transferred over to someone elses.

  • @thepurplecone4488
    @thepurplecone4488 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    When I watch EmKay I know, it will all be ok

  • @legendarypunmaster7838
    @legendarypunmaster7838 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "you've never had bad pizza before"
    easy to say for someone who hasn't been to Pizza Mann and ordered the gluten free variant