So, wait. You leave a piece of raw meat at the back gate of your house every night, and in return you get an army of goblins that kill local criminals and will gang up on anybody you ask them to? How is this a horror movie scenario? That sounds *great.*
honestly im jealous and kind of frustrated she wasn't thankful that the little gobbos saved her ass. Granted giving the attackers head as an offering is unexpected but they seem like a bunch of VERY fascinating creatures capable of communication and such. I'd be thrilled to interact with these critters ngl.
I'm upset they stopped the drunk from expressing how important it was not to leave Maya alone with any of the greasy brood. That was important information. If you're that worried about making sure she feeds the red hats, then you probably shouldn't want her to get killed by the repairmen either. And they really should just accept they'll need to feed the red hats until Maya accepts the role. Don't ask permission, just go toss the meat out there.
Exactly. If everyone is in on it, you don't have to worry about getting arrested for trespassing. They may begin to not trust you, but better that than being attacked by a bunch of hobgoblins. They'll eventually come around.
Red caps dip their hats in the blood of their victims, hence the name. Perhaps getting drench in blood at the end is a sort of reversal of that. A dark baptism.
This was the funniest "horror" film I've ever seen. Their little Chipmunk voices, their little dances, the way the one died from getting a butcher's cleaver into his skull, and many others. There are so many hilarious moments.
One thing to remember about Ireland's fae: always, ALWAYS, be careful of what you say, because they will take phrases literally, and find ways to advance themselves while screwing you over. Most importantly, ALWAYS be kind to them, as it doesn't take much to anger them.
Fea are nice but their social standards literally comes from being time-displacement after their idiot a of king used a powerful ritual that should have granted him immortality. He never consulted the other nations or human tribes due to his over confidence in the ritual, which actually NEEDED more than one race to complete the ritual and give each races leader age-based immortality. Now all the fea, goblins, orgers and the like are forced to deal with a changed world with a new magic system that would take them AGES to comprehend, and now we're the leaders of that new world!
Hang on, so they interrogate the husband because they believed the tiny pregnant wife butchered bigass Hordor and he reveals it was the little people who did it, then minutes later a bunch of pissed-off gremlins pull up and start killing the home invaders. Well then WHY TF does the father still think the couple killed his son?? He just saw the little people massacre his other kids!
Maybe , or maybe not, i mean we didnt see any female goblins, or where goblins come from actually, and considering queen bees give birth to all bees in the hive, thennnnn........ ig you know where im going at with this.
Not related to today's video, but just wanted to say thank you for this content! I live in South Korea and we had a missile air raid alert yesterday (false alert fortunately) and I kid you not, the first thing I did was think about all the survival tactics I learned via your videos and packed a go-bag. Scariest 30 minutes of my life but I felt calm and had a clear plan of what to do, so yeah, just wanted to say thank you.
Good job OP, now just keep that bag packed and it's officially a bug-out bag that you can grab and run in seconds rather than take time to pack in an emergency.
I actually compared Nerd Explains to a few other how to beat creators. Other How to Beat creators just say meatshields, be ruthlessly brutal the whole time. They do this for every video. Nerd Explains adds a bit of comedy to the content, but also takes into account not just surviving, but winning with the best result possible, and includes the human element of wanting friends, wanting to be a decent person, and wanting your friends and family to survive if possible. Just makes me appreciate the content a lot, and I felt this was a good opportunity to point it out, and the level of detail put into the script.
My Vietnam war vet grandfather once told me; "I hope one day i can be half the man as the people who comment first in the comment section on youtube videos" True story.
I'm still debating if I would like to have this guy on my team or not if I Was in a situation like this,But it's definitely better than having him as an enemy xD
Well, i want him in the team... if there are atleast two people who are more useless than myself in any given situation. Because otherwise... kneecap your friend and run, it is.
I'm pretty sure he'd live by the 'you don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than your buddy' motto if it was a non-team situation. If it's a team situation, make sure you're not the least useful one he's willing to sacrifice and it'd be okay to have him around. TLDR: How to survive Nerd Explains, knee cap him before he knee caps you in solo survivalist situations. In team situations, make yourself more useful than at least one other teammate.
For what i learn goblin cant stand iron so im guessing 30-06 hollow point full of gallium mixed with iron point of the round maybe 10 gauge iron 000 buck 3 and a half inch high brass shells can work and shit tone of shells and rounds
I mean, these ones can be killed by beating them over the head with a big stick. I think any gun would do the job just fine, no need to try and get fancy special bullets. And if you meet any of the scarier fey, like the sidhe, they can turn you into a goat the moment you enter their domain. Gun doesn't help there, you'd be better off with sandwiches - Sidhe aren't allowed to hurt you if you don't break any of their rules.
I can't imagine a world without nerd explains. Hands down my favorite youtuber even though i dont even watch tv or movies I've only seen 2 of the movies hes covered lol
My brother and his girlfriend Emily Stay were extras in this film. Emily's dad Mark Stay helped make this film. Next time I see my brother I'll show him this video and see what he says. I'm not lying by the way.
i mean the little people are simple- they trade. just know what the price is and keep em happy while you sell the house to some other poor bastard and disappear to fiji or something
Hey Nerd Explains, loved your content for a while now! I’m not sure why you aren’t on tiktok? If I were you, I’d create 3 or 4 tiktok accounts that you just filter all your videos through break them in to parts so people can just watch them there and drive a good portion of viewers to your TH-cam. I think your personality would keep a lot of the viewers you pull in, you could do tiktok focused videos, rather than full movies. Short clips of whatever
So basically she makes a pact saying she'll give them "anything" they want, the goblins fulfill their end of the deal, she goes back on her deal and goes "mommy maternal ultra instinct" and gets rewarded for it? What happened to consequences? Oh well, I did stop watching movies 5 years ago for those reasons, consequences are kryptonite to these characters,the ones that start shit always get away with it, I mean the father deserved it but God damn...
considering they call her "mother" and they didnt kill the previous baby im assuming these goblins operate goblin slayer style aka need human women to make more of them.
@@housewilma4904 I have no problems with that, my issue is the lack of consequences for going back on the deal they made, she wasn't drunk. But when they take the child, the goblins are suddenly less hostile? No anger for breaking a deal, nothing.
they had the foreshadowing of the price earlier in the movie but i had expected something a bit different than what happened, taking a different family member just for the shock value (the husband), even though i don't think it'd make sense
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I think Goblin Slayer said it the best, and it applies here -- "Goblins are only as strong and smart as children. But they are just as strong and smart as children."
from a game lore stand point red caps are normally seen as elite assassin versions of goblins, even to the point of some games referring to them as "if you happen to see red, you're already dead", capable of using traps, are quite intelligent, incredibly fast, and deceptive, so seeing how easily these things got got was a little bit disappointing.
@@OCTO358 so I haven't been able to find the exact quote but there is something similar to it under redcap folklore on villain wiki, as for the games an example is the final fantasy series as well as (little less game ig) overlord(based off a game world so kind of mixed there)
@@janchowaniec2675 The version I always heard from my Irish grandma had them wearing metal boots and carrying spears. And they'd hang you from the trees while bleeding you dry.
You'd also be an idiot, cuz the other two would proceed to kill the shit out of you. 2v1, an injured lady vs two violent hoodlums with weapons whose friend you just murdered? Might as well take the knife to your own throat at that point.
So, wait. You leave a piece of raw meat at the back gate of your house every night, and in return you get an army of goblins that kill local criminals and will gang up on anybody you ask them to?
How is this a horror movie scenario? That sounds *great.*
Well that's only true if you have an IQ above room temperature and horror movie protagonists never do
That would be lit ag
rise my armada
honestly im jealous and kind of frustrated she wasn't thankful that the little gobbos saved her ass. Granted giving the attackers head as an offering is unexpected but they seem like a bunch of VERY fascinating creatures capable of communication and such. I'd be thrilled to interact with these critters ngl.
@@peanutceoofthepeanutorder2869 leave the head as offering for the goblins to eat! :D
Problem solved!
I'm upset they stopped the drunk from expressing how important it was not to leave Maya alone with any of the greasy brood. That was important information. If you're that worried about making sure she feeds the red hats, then you probably shouldn't want her to get killed by the repairmen either. And they really should just accept they'll need to feed the red hats until Maya accepts the role. Don't ask permission, just go toss the meat out there.
Exactly. If everyone is in on it, you don't have to worry about getting arrested for trespassing. They may begin to not trust you, but better that than being attacked by a bunch of hobgoblins. They'll eventually come around.
Red caps dip their hats in the blood of their victims, hence the name. Perhaps getting drench in blood at the end is a sort of reversal of that. A dark baptism.
This was the funniest "horror" film I've ever seen. Their little Chipmunk voices, their little dances, the way the one died from getting a butcher's cleaver into his skull, and many others. There are so many hilarious moments.
I cracked up so hard at "Belly Brust" lmao
How is nerd so funny, his analogies and phrases are on point.
I watch every one of his videos, even on movies I don’t think I’ll ever watch, just because of how good he is at these videos
@@toddriehle7675 me too
@@toddriehle7675 seriously, lol. He makes every movie enjoyable lol. The more garbage for him to mock, the better 😝
Dealing with dog sht ppl, the feeling should definitely be mutual
We bigfoots chased all the red cap goblins out of our parts of the forests centuries ago
Smart move
Bro how are you typing rn 😂
Thanks for that pal, but could you please take care of the wendigo problem we have in the mountains?
God bless you Mr. Foot
Based Bigfoot. How you liking your Starlink?
One thing to remember about Ireland's fae: always, ALWAYS, be careful of what you say, because they will take phrases literally, and find ways to advance themselves while screwing you over. Most importantly, ALWAYS be kind to them, as it doesn't take much to anger them.
And NEVER say "I give you everything you want."
@@DavidLange-d7p To be fair, these fae in particular seem to have a pretty standard exchange rate. 1 wish for 1 baby.
Fea are nice but their social standards literally comes from being time-displacement after their idiot a of king used a powerful ritual that should have granted him immortality. He never consulted the other nations or human tribes due to his over confidence in the ritual, which actually NEEDED more than one race to complete the ritual and give each races leader age-based immortality. Now all the fea, goblins, orgers and the like are forced to deal with a changed world with a new magic system that would take them AGES to comprehend, and now we're the leaders of that new world!
@@AnEnormousNerd Heck, not even that. They do 1 free killing with a head gift, for the price of a small plate of meat.
Hang on, so they interrogate the husband because they believed the tiny pregnant wife butchered bigass Hordor and he reveals it was the little people who did it, then minutes later a bunch of pissed-off gremlins pull up and start killing the home invaders.
Well then WHY TF does the father still think the couple killed his son?? He just saw the little people massacre his other kids!
Good question
Because he assumes that the Redcaps and the Couple are in League with each other, which, in a sense, they are.
Irish people ☕
I think this ends pretty damn well considering becoming the queen of goblins certainly seems to have some perks.
Maybe , or maybe not, i mean we didnt see any female goblins, or where goblins come from actually, and considering queen bees give birth to all bees in the hive, thennnnn........ ig you know where im going at with this.
@@adelsonmejia3595 Yeah, thats also what my first gues was. It's somewhat accurate when it comes to the folklore accurate goblins anyway
Not related to today's video, but just wanted to say thank you for this content! I live in South Korea and we had a missile air raid alert yesterday (false alert fortunately) and I kid you not, the first thing I did was think about all the survival tactics I learned via your videos and packed a go-bag. Scariest 30 minutes of my life but I felt calm and had a clear plan of what to do, so yeah, just wanted to say thank you.
Dude im proud of you, glad to know you are ready to push through the struggle
Good job OP, now just keep that bag packed and it's officially a bug-out bag that you can grab and run in seconds rather than take time to pack in an emergency.
If you rely on a channel like this for survival, you're already dead
@@neonicon8500 If the suggestion is good, it doesn't matter where it comes from
"I'll give you anything you want" they say every time, regretting it every time
So you can just become the king of the goblins and have yoir own army of little magical green dudes ? Neaat
NerdExplains has some of the best content on all of TH-cam, hands down!
I actually compared Nerd Explains to a few other how to beat creators.
Other How to Beat creators just say meatshields, be ruthlessly brutal the whole time. They do this for every video.
Nerd Explains adds a bit of comedy to the content, but also takes into account not just surviving, but winning with the best result possible, and includes the human element of wanting friends, wanting to be a decent person, and wanting your friends and family to survive if possible.
Just makes me appreciate the content a lot, and I felt this was a good opportunity to point it out, and the level of detail put into the script.
So after he sees the Red Caps he decided that the couple is still responsible for killing them
You expect a dumb, abusive redneck to have common sense? C'mon, that's less realistic than goblins living in the woods.
He has seen that they are working in league with them.
My Vietnam war vet grandfather once told me;
"I hope one day i can be half the man as the people who comment first in the comment section on youtube videos"
True story.
@@twistedclips he was there wheh it began, that man has seen some things
6:33 - Hey, Hodor, you're supposed to *hold the door* ! Get off that damn window!!! 🤬🤬🤬
😂
That husband is real piece of work. He stab a guy who tried to kill him and he starts to apologize? Where did his survival instinct went?
He was easily the most annoying part of the movie.
It went wherever his ball did cause he certainly didn't have em during the movie. Lol
He was such an annoying wimp.
Thank you for the SFW captions on the recap of a movie about violent murder goblins.
TH-cam is a joke
Being a Nerd explains fan is so cool
Thank you for saying what we are all thinking and then how we can survive 😂♥️ You are the Best!
"Beware the murderous Red Cap,
for he'd rather see you dead.
He'd like to spill out all your blood
and wear it on his head."
In dealing with the Fae, the name of the game is "respectfull distance"
I thought it was “Never Deal With The Fey”
@@steeredshark5542 sometimes the Fae come deal with you
Rule #1 of dealing with the Fey.
You do not deal with the Fey.
Rule#2 pizza is a surprisingly good baragining tool.
Rule #2: Do not deal with the Fey
Rule #3: DO NOT DEAL WITH THE FEY!
Rule #4: invest in cast iron cookware, fire pokers, etc. The Fay can't really handle iron too well.
Don't send Jamie in.
😂😅that preggo belly is ridiculous
It's so weird like the actress didn't know what to do so she kept rubbing it like that made it more believable 😂😂
"A pesticide strong enough to work on goblins"
Maybe lead poisoning?
iron powder
@@UNGOC_Engineer3231 yes but fey have a noted weakness to iron
I'm still debating if I would like to have this guy on my team or not if I Was in a situation like this,But it's definitely better than having him as an enemy xD
He's a great teammate as long as you're a valuable teammate yourself.
Well, i want him in the team... if there are atleast two people who are more useless than myself in any given situation. Because otherwise... kneecap your friend and run, it is.
I'm pretty sure he'd live by the 'you don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than your buddy' motto if it was a non-team situation. If it's a team situation, make sure you're not the least useful one he's willing to sacrifice and it'd be okay to have him around.
TLDR: How to survive Nerd Explains, knee cap him before he knee caps you in solo survivalist situations. In team situations, make yourself more useful than at least one other teammate.
@@prettyevil6662000 Better yet, make yourself the leader of the group. Or say "screw that" to morals and join the dark side, Humanity be damned.
If you provide yourself as a useful person yourself, he will try to keep you alive within reason. If not, he'll sacrifice you if necessary😂
Thank nerd I can't wait to send you some money for all support you gave me with your videos
In folklore red cap goblins will die if the blood in their caps dries up.
"they've been struggling to stuff a bun in her oven"
I suspect the woman they held captive was used as a breeder for more goblins and they needed a new breeder.
Also, they were oddly kind of cute.
Yeah. She got old.....
Your uploads have been more cooler and interesting keep up the good work bro
19:01 I fucking hollered 😂 That was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time
And remember if ever visiting Ireland just cosplay as Goblin Slayer to be safe .
I love the Spy Kids 4 clips shown, respect to you.
"a pesticide that works on goblins"
They already have that. It comes in liquid form (napalm) as well as solid (12 guage buckshot)
Unwelcome is actually a really great movie. I give it 8/10 stars.
Well I loved this video, and now I wanna watch the full movie, and somehow, to top it off, I was first on the list of the patreon list
"Fight like men!"
Gets shot
Basically beat them by listening to the goblin slayer's tips of how to kill goblins.
I mean, getting to assemble a personnal goblin army sounds pretty sweet.
@@UNGOC_Engineer3231 i know im late but lol i immediately thought of that when i saw this.
The Fae are always bad news, don’t makes deals with them.
The only good goblin is a dead one. SO LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!-
Goblin Slayer-San
Excited to learn how to survive goblins.
I hate goblins.
Gooooooblins.
“Bro, I feel for you. Not really, I mean… you’re a spineless coward”
😂😂😂😂
8:39 Man? He says as he is worthy of such titles.
"Time to Straw Dogs this shhh!"... 🤣 Love that reference!
For what i learn goblin cant stand iron so im guessing 30-06 hollow point full of gallium mixed with iron point of the round maybe 10 gauge iron 000 buck 3 and a half inch high brass shells can work and shit tone of shells and rounds
I mean, these ones can be killed by beating them over the head with a big stick. I think any gun would do the job just fine, no need to try and get fancy special bullets.
And if you meet any of the scarier fey, like the sidhe, they can turn you into a goat the moment you enter their domain. Gun doesn't help there, you'd be better off with sandwiches - Sidhe aren't allowed to hurt you if you don't break any of their rules.
I'm just trying to be Overkill like burt from tremors
Yeah in some lore, goblins have kids through human wums
I can't imagine a world without nerd explains. Hands down my favorite youtuber even though i dont even watch tv or movies I've only seen 2 of the movies hes covered lol
My brother and his girlfriend Emily Stay were extras in this film. Emily's dad Mark Stay helped make this film. Next time I see my brother I'll show him this video and see what he says. I'm not lying by the way.
Man, O'Brien's gone savage here.
Red caps so cool with different characters and little tiny knifes really cool film
Was waiting for this one Nerd is the best. Even angry Nerd. The sarcasm be so on point😭😭
i mean the little people are simple- they trade. just know what the price is and keep em happy while you sell the house to some other poor bastard and disappear to fiji or something
Hey thanks for this. As much as i love trolls goblins are cool too. I will definitely look for this movie.
Thank you for the upload now I have something to look at
Overlord has made me paranoid about ever meeting Red Cap Goblins
Love from a Vaush and NerdExplains Fan!
Finally. A horror movie about redcaps
😂😂😂😂😂the commentary...I NEED MORE
We appreciate your effort and hard work. God.bless you.
Nerd explains keeps making awesome content
You should definitely do a How to Beat video on "Run Sweatheart Run". That's a typical movie i would love to see covered by you.
Youre upload schedule has been crazy recently man keep up the good work
I'm so early and can actually watch it right now
Don't be dissing the ferocity of Chihuahuas...they are the canine equivalent of redcaps
What a nice way to wake up
Holy cow!!! That’s Hodor!!! I have never seen him in anything but GOT! Nice!! Does he show off his unit in this show too 😂!!
Just bought and watched this flick and it was a fun little film. I’m in love with Hannah John-Kamen ever since Killjoys! ❤
Hey Nerd Explains, loved your content for a while now! I’m not sure why you aren’t on tiktok? If I were you, I’d create 3 or 4 tiktok accounts that you just filter all your videos through break them in to parts so people can just watch them there and drive a good portion of viewers to your TH-cam. I think your personality would keep a lot of the viewers you pull in, you could do tiktok focused videos, rather than full movies. Short clips of whatever
When are you making a movie nerd? I bet it’d be interesting
Would love to see that happening. He deserves to be a star
The Irish equivalent of Yoda is decorated on LE Samuel Beckett
British cinema at its finest
So basically she makes a pact saying she'll give them "anything" they want, the goblins fulfill their end of the deal, she goes back on her deal and goes "mommy maternal ultra instinct" and gets rewarded for it?
What happened to consequences? Oh well, I did stop watching movies 5 years ago for those reasons, consequences are kryptonite to these characters,the ones that start shit always get away with it, I mean the father deserved it but God damn...
considering they call her "mother" and they didnt kill the previous baby im assuming these goblins operate goblin slayer style aka need human women to make more of them.
@@housewilma4904 I have no problems with that, my issue is the lack of consequences for going back on the deal they made, she wasn't drunk. But when they take the child, the goblins are suddenly less hostile? No anger for breaking a deal, nothing.
they had the foreshadowing of the price earlier in the movie but i had expected something a bit different than what happened, taking a different family member just for the shock value (the husband), even though i don't think it'd make sense
London seems like such a nice place.
Times were apparently tough for O'Brian after he left Starfleet and Keiko left him.
Ah red caps. Nasty little monsters.
Should do a how to beat the spiderwick chronicles
Given who's involved here, I'm thinking these goblins are somehow the result of a horrible transporter accident.
Funny thing is, in Dungeons and Dragons Red Caps are seriously annoying
Yea I haven’t fought them yet but they look annoying.
there basically goblins version of special forces.
there masters of gorilla warfare making traps and annoying the shitte out of you while doing it.
If I walk into therapy and my therapist is The Rock, I’m turning around and leaving.
I don’t know why Hoddor can’t find a good Viking movie to be in 😂
It good to see chief O'Brian
Idk i think the goblins are kinda cute in like a weird tiny goblin-y way
You're guaranteed to be goblinated.
@@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets lmaooooo nah I'd still obliterate the lil mfs
No matter what happens in this movie, I hope Jamie dying is one of them.
DAMMIT!
Nerd, what is the name of your theme song? I’ve been watching you since your first how to beat video and have tried finding the music but can’t.
17:41 can someone tell me what weapon he's using? It looks interesting and I'd love to buy one myself for protection against goblins
Was that Chief O’Brian from Star Trek I just saw there? 0:26
Best Chanel ever
Ayo Chief Miles O'Brien lol
When the couple were at the door together and daddy was yelling on the other side, they tried to call out, but the phones would not connect.
I am absolutely chuffed he included British sayings
Nerds patreon is the best damn five bones youll ever spend the only reason iam watching the nuetered version is to further enjoy my status as a elite fan so in short guys go out there and sign up you will not regret it my fellow survivors😂
We broke
No money 😑😭
Shill vibes
I think Goblin Slayer said it the best, and it applies here -- "Goblins are only as strong and smart as children. But they are just as strong and smart as children."
from a game lore stand point red caps are normally seen as elite assassin versions of goblins, even to the point of some games referring to them as "if you happen to see red, you're already dead", capable of using traps, are quite intelligent, incredibly fast, and deceptive, so seeing how easily these things got got was a little bit disappointing.
What game
@@OCTO358 so I haven't been able to find the exact quote but there is something similar to it under redcap folklore on villain wiki, as for the games an example is the final fantasy series as well as (little less game ig) overlord(based off a game world so kind of mixed there)
But in general they normally follow a consistent theme, fast, carry a scythe, redcaps, intelligent, and capable of using traps
@@janchowaniec2675 The version I always heard from my Irish grandma had them wearing metal boots and carrying spears. And they'd hang you from the trees while bleeding you dry.
@@AnEnormousNerd yeah I guess the spear and scythe are a preference thing prob got some daggers and slings in there as well
Okay I never seen this and it is a crime that I have never seen it this is the funniest horror movie ever!
It's funny cuz if I was her as soon as I grabbed the knife in the kitchen he pushed the line I'd kill one of them I think I'm not normal
You'd also be an idiot, cuz the other two would proceed to kill the shit out of you. 2v1, an injured lady vs two violent hoodlums with weapons whose friend you just murdered? Might as well take the knife to your own throat at that point.
This started off really similar to that movie a out the woods with magical creatures and time dilation
This looks like a job for Doom Slayer