The "Perfect" Husband
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Oddly I say these exact same things to my wife in this exact same tone and she has never called me the perfect husband.
Funny how they pick up the sarcasm instantly
Didn't she ever say that you are a perfect . . . something?
@@noyopacific perfect stranger
"Oddly"
I like the silliness of this almost as much as i like my silly and stupid videos. 🤔
My wife left the room half way through this. Prayers
Just get the pillow and blanket for the couch now.
@@cameronjournal why does she get to have the bed?
My girlfriend stopped watching halfway through too but she said she's not my wife so it doesn't count
Oh no! It's one thing having all the things in the video be accurate (which they are)... But another thing all together if your wife doesn't find it hilarious! So yes, here are some prayers!! *hands you prayers*
Safe bro safe
“Especially because everyone on that show is super rational and doesn’t need any therapy :).” So on point
I read this as he said it lol
That's so spot on. Like every show she watches fits this exact sarcasm.
Dr phil 2
This is the same reaction I have to whenever I see my mom watching The View. How someone can sit for hours listening to 4 washed-up bimbos with zero credentials giving strong opinions on politics and celebrity relationships is beyond me.
My wife loves murder porn and the bachelor. It’s the only two things she ever watches
“Plus Ive been in zero accidents and you’ve been in four”. Never heard anything more accurate to my life.
.. this year
Yeah putting on eye shadow
Literally me and my girlfriend except she has 2
My wife totalled a car by hitting a post in a parking lot looking at a Target store!
@@busteroaks402 Then says you always work instead of spending time with her. When the only reason you have to work so much is to pay for all her stuff and her totaled car of course.
This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen on the internet
Yup. Hit that one right on the head
Agreed
You are correct also full disclosure I'm not this guy I enjoy my life haha
Nope
"I'm getting sick of our brand-new countertops as well." Hahahaha.
You left out - *while sitting on couch* "Of course I'd love to do (whatever task)! That's why I asked you 3 times if you needed anything before I sat down and turned the tv on!"
Ouch! But don't you know it's not an expression of love unless the thing is as inconvenient as possible?
OH MY GOD YES. Need any help? No? You sure? I could do _____. No? Ok well if you're sure I'm going out on the porch to drink a beer and read a book. Less than 5 minutes later: "Babe can you come make _____ or clean _____!"
The part about gasping and pointing out things while driving really resonated with me
I turned off the voice on my GPS because I couldn't take two women telling me how two drive.
My husband found the answer to this one-he’s now extremely hard of hearing
I was going to send this to my wife. But decided I didn’t want to get divorced.
I’m sorry, but what would the downside be?
He have a new one "perfect" wife!! Maybe send both to your wife.😆
Well duhh... You'll get that divorce when she decides she wants it and no sooner...
I actually sent it to mine and she sent me back "The 'Perfect' Wife" one back. I did not know about that one.. I should have known.
I’m dying of laughter & told my husband to come watch with me. If your wife can’t laugh at her ridiculousness then that’s a bummer lol.
"I've been in zero accidents, and you've been in four... Just this year..." I DIED XD
“So your totally qualified to tell me how to drive” 😂🤣
The accuracy of this 🤣
Would like but 69 likes
Much research
Isn't Tuesday night poker at Target with the other husbands?
This was the origins story
Na Target is for Saturdays where the wives can spend a solid 4 hours +. Tuesday poker is around the block just out of sight of the wives while the men are on their 'evening walk'.
They gotta get their hours in....
Sounds like a GRINDR meet up.
missed call back opportunity for sure
"Of course I'll sell my sports car to buy a minivan, babe! What a great idea!"
True bro
Don't have children and you don't have to worry about that. Husband and I have 2 cars, a jeep, and 2 motorcycles 🏍🏍 🎉
@@ErynLizabeth_TheVegan you can have kids and have all that. Got rid of a coupe got an suv. Still have my nice car, 3 motorcycles and have a Son.
You spelled 3 motorcycles wrong, but I get what you're saying.
Get a Charger
I got married in 2013, since then I have had three trucks with a total of 600 000 km (375 000 miles). No accidents, no tickets. Wife has maybe driven 50 000 km (30 000 miles) 2 tickets and an accident. She'll still critique my driving and gasp all the God damn time.
Gotta love her though 😅😭😭
@@justinpettit8282 I do!
My wife is pretty safe but she is always beater vehicle shopping
It's amazing how many guys never pay attention until they get married and then learn these lessons and it's too late
@@danlevesque5437 I did this to a woman with something even more important, got a girl I was dating to vacuum a small room. She spun in circles no less than 12 times twisting up my immaculate vacuum cable into a bird's nest. 🤦
“Just this year” it’s January 5th 🤣🤣🤣
I could see the smile fade away on my girls face while I was laughing at this.
I’m getting sick of these brand new countertops as well!
🤣🤣🤣
"Im actually glad you've reject all 6 of my solutions...the best option is to keep crying about it!" Lmao too real
The kitchen remodel. That hit home. I also love replacing new items with brand new items for no reason.....
The gasps are too accurate. I remember my ex always doing that, so I finally asked
“Is driving like a series of terrifying moments for you?”
She said yes...
My sons dad doesn’t pay attention-he plays video games on his phone while driving and has almost hit cars & people and ran off the road..:...but ‘didn’t need me to tell him,he saw.’ 🙄 his family says the same thing & hates driving with him when they had to. Can’t wait to get my license-(wasn’t able to before bc he’s abusive) and leave. Hopefully one day his stupidity will be the end of him but only when he’s the only one in the car (although if it’s his mom too that’s only all the better-she’s pretty much the cult leader of the family).
Did we date the same woman? My ex refused to drive on interstates because trucks were too big.
One covid advantage is that you can invite your passengers to put their masks over their eyes.
After I had my first child, I became protective, and driving on freeways was overwhelming.
@@lowfat3082 if freeways overwhelm you, you shouldn’t be a parent
You need to add "I just love finding your long hair on the shower wall! I also love picking it up for you so you don't have to!"
My fiancee has dyed hair and it has actually stained our shower wall and I’m so annoyed by her because we live in an apartment that we are renting
I feel like this was his way of just venting all of the stupid stuff his wife has probably done to him over the years and he just disfuised it as a TH-cam video. Well played sir.
Doesn't his wife film these for him too 🤣
@@travolta4687 Most likely and if she was behind the camera, i could see her just viting her lip from both not saying anything and also bursting out laughing.
Legend has it he's been sleeping on the couch since the filming of this
This cracks me up but also kinda makes me super appreciate my hubby ... he was diagnosed christmas '2016 of a huge brain tumor and we are still on his journey : ( his tumor is aggressive and keeps growing back - so drs kinda given us the "day at a time , nothing we can do" gentle talk. Though he can't do the hubby stuff he did the first 27 yrs of our marriage, mowing lawn or out with the guys (he is mostly immoble now) - I appreciate his sense of humor and how he does luv his redzone football sundays still. Funny, Iam the one who is in 'hubby's shoes'! (and when i burn dinn I have backup for hubby and me too!! ) Cute vid : )
@@aprilchronister9980 ya know my one uncle his wife has had a brain tumor removed and it seems every year she has a slight relapse and it's hard on him and she just cant do stuff like she used to. That's why were always told to cherish every moment we can. Even the hard times.
This video just popped up after me and my girlfriend got into a fight about how I don't do enough chores around the house cause I didn't do the dishes yesterday.... on her day off. You know the day I worked all day, left before the sun came up and came home after the sun came up. But no way in her entirely busy day off could she have done those dishes or at least not complained when I didn't do them because I was fixing the sink after work.
Do not show your wife this video. As funny as you think it is, she will not see it the same way.
Sincerely,
A guy who didn't hear this advice in time
This should be documented and inserted into all wedding documents from the state
This may be the funniest one you've done yet. "I love when you tell me how to drive...plus, I've been in zero accidents and you've been in four...just this year..." Holy schnikees, hysterical!
You forgot “Oh, you want to remind me of everything you wanted me to do today while I’m getting ready for bed?”
Well done dude!
Actually when lasagna has the burnt crispy cheese on the sides, it's delicious!
I hope you will do another one and play your wife "The Perfect Wife"-can't wait to laugh again
I’m crying, but not in a good way. Man, I miss being single
This video is actually 6 seconds long but TH-cam says its 7 seconds long:th-cam.com/video/5bve0l0Z_sc/w-d-xo.html
Go to his channel page for proof
"signs you are in a healthy and loving relationship" for 2000
I feel sorry for your boy\girlfriend... You shouldn't be in a relationship.
@@mandielou 100% agreed.
@@mandielou - I feel sorry for you and your potential significant other. Must be tough with no sense of humor
This needs to be played on national television
I have the exact same breville espresso machine. Took my wife a year to finally start using it! Spot on!
Bruh the Breville RIPS
Wow, you invited all of your friends over for your essential oils pyrimid scheme party!!!
I don’t even know what to say to this but, wow. Just wow
This is really specific
So spot on! I loved the driving critique and pointing and gasping. So my wife.
Omg !!!! This is perfect!.... Even his mono tone of voice! 😂😂😂😂
Only thing he forgot was the rehashing something wrong you did 10 years ago..
I’m waiting for the “perfect” wife now
nsfw
@Blck Mach1 lmao I guess not, maybe his wife got mad at him
This has been one of the best videos ever uploaded on the internet. Thank you!
This is hands down the funniest thing you have ever posted! I'm dying :)
This was the last time myles slept in a bed.
You make my husband ACTUALLY look perfect, so good on you 👌
Let us drink to her but think of him who has to keep her, that poor man.
Your videos are normally really funny... this one was NEXT LEVEL 😂😂😂😂
Although this is hilarious, I couldn’t laugh. It was way too accurate; it almost made me cry.
This is one of the best yet, right up there with the Yeti lunch box comparison to a plastic bag
I sent this to my dad and he sent back the classic don't get married
“I’d Much Rather Go To Target Then Have My Freedom😀”
This hit way to close to home in every way. I'm actually really glad it's not just me.
"Work can wait" really got me 😅😅
I love it when you phone me every day while I’m coming home from work to ask what you should make for dinner. I really care about what’s cooking when I get home.
Love this guy and his videos! This one was hilarious!
Extremely accurate and makes me feel better! I'm not alone!!!
There’s something comforting about seeing something both so deeply relatable and funny
Ok new to YB..my face has been sore for three days from laughing.. thank you for the laughs.
I needed this after a long day of work. Thank you
The accuracy!!! Lol
Best video yet by far.
Ok the gasping and pointing at things got me hahaha.
Great job covering marriage on a Monday! Let us know when you do the other days of the week!
Saw you uploaded and immediately laughed because I knew it would be funny
An absolute wizard, funniest guy on TH-cam !!!
That brevill tho... saved me thousands... literally.
The gasping and pointing out things while I'm driving is so dang true 😂😂😂 I showed her that and she gave me this look 😡😡
This is spot on. Its now a toss up between this video and the cycling video as my favorite.
Holy crap! I was eating, and just about choked from laughter in the first few seconds. Let's see if I can make it through without dying. 😂
You Freaking nailed it. Thank you.
Why do I feel like this video was just a way for him to brag about his french press 🤣
Perfect. Absolutely perfect brother. Too funny...
Love the expressions on the second to last call. Priceless. Geez, so glad I'm single.
I too love the uneasy feeling of driving while my wife gasps and tells my how I'm doing it too dangerous with my zero accidents.
Showing this to my husband ASAP to make him realize that me not even doing 1 of these things PROVES he won the lottery 😆
Tell your husband that I relate to him. My wife is oblivious to how many of these she dose as well
Ive never related more to the gasping and pointing while driving 😭😂😂😂
This video was made to define “Passive Aggressive”
Saw this vid on fb, and I knew I had to subscribe 👍🏼😆
One of your best vids ever!!!
This man is GREATNESS!
Okay the burnt dinner thing was uncalled for. If she cooked for you, you're ducking welcome
Nailed it 💯
Absolutely love your videos thank you for making my shitty year better
Do more of these!!!
The driving part is 100% on point 😂 I finally get irritated and look at her and ask? “You wanna compare speeding tickets over the passed 5 years?”
How can this be so accurate for so many 😂
Hard to tell if you are acting or not... amazing! 😆 🤣
I do love the uneasiness brought on by a female passenger gasping as I drive, that’s definitely the case. You Betcha!
I’m a woman and this is 100% accurate 😂
Poor my husband
Oh... my... god... that was spot on!
PURE. GOLD.
The level of sarcasm is perfect
This deserves more views..🤣🤣
the 9 dollar coffee got me rollin lmao
Watched on full blast with the wife in the room. Glad to say im not getting any for at least a week.
really channeling your Midwestern JP Sears satire 😄
Super funny! Sharing with my husband now! 🤣
Had 5 Alta boxes show up in the last week because it’s “Really high quality and on sale!”
One of the best you have made
This is one of the best.
passive aggressive, party of 1. LOL
My all time favorite and you kind of covered it is coming home after a full day and being told I need to help clean house before company comes after the wife had been home all day.
Does said wife have children she is trying to keep alive?
@@user-rr3yw9dn1l all gone out of the house, but I do understand the struggle with the kids believe me there.
This is 100% true. Nailed it!
Best video yet. And I’ve seen em all