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That is the curse from Romelu Lukaku's Congolese ancestors on him for playing for the country of King Leopold II 🤣🤣🤣
This explains so much
Bruh got hit with the ancestral curse 😭
CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
It's over for the boi this beyond me 😂
DRC is a joke FA, that's why all their players pick France, Belgium, Switzerland etc without consideration
Lukaku is the very definition of a “streaky”, or a “confidence” player. When he hits a streak, and he’s full of confidence, he will bang in goal after goal after goal, but once he is out of that streak, he misses everything!
I kind of feel bad for him in a way because clearly he can do it, but mentally there’s a major weakness with him, always has been.
Probably the most reasonable answer
Inzaghi and Drogba were like that. But they were somehow tactical with their streaks where they became untouchable kings in finals and would always score merely via confidence and foxy veteran positioning.
He scored twice...its just they didnt count. The second one was a great finish
@@j.s3300 so he didn’t score… I could score 100 goals by picking the ball up and running it into the goal, it doesn’t count you muppet 🤷🏻♂️😂
@@NJTRAF
Its hardly a mental weakness when his teammate handballed the ball in the build up. Lets blame Lulaku for that.
Teammate handball...lukaku sucks. Teammate doesng handball, lukaku saves belgium. Fandom is dumb
Lukaku is definitely cursed. Kinda like Zealand's background setup.
Bro, he is of Congolese ancestory, playing for the country of King Leopold II. His ancestors have cursed him 🤣
@@riichobamin7612😂😂😂😂
Lakaka*
Never seen a wider variance in finishing ability. Like his floor makes Nunez look like Van Nistelrooy, but his ceiling is immense. When confident and angry, for Inter, I loved watching him. And it's not like I can criticise technique, shot type, or that he's rushing or shooting unbalanced. It must honestly be just a crazy mental block.
He was crazy good for Everton as well.
Or the curae from his Congolese ancestors. He is after all playing for Belgium, King Leopold II's country 😂
As an Everton fan, I blame the mental block on Manchester United. He was an absolute monster for us, unplayable on his day. Then he goes to United and is asked to replace Wayne Rooney, in front of the notoriously ruthless United fans, and I think thats where the mentality issues we see now stem from. His time in Italy showed the beast that he was at Everton is still there. I think his time at United just ruined his confidence and he still is struggling to recover.
Yep, the Post sir Alex Ferguson Man Utd vortex. Many leave and struggle or take a while to get their mojo back.
you might not be completely wrong but your reasoning wy is a bit of i watched this guy from his first match till current as i live in belgium so i do folow the league and the main thing with his he has always been treated like the second comming of crist and acted as sutch but any time he gets confronted with the fact there are things and players bigger then him he completely shits its as his brain can't compute it
Chelsea also has the number 9 curse as well so basically he's just gone to the two worst PL clubs for elite players. I'm even saying it as a United fan 😂
@@mikester4896 i still belive he is in the top 3 most over rated players in history tho
his time in the champions league final, the 2022 match vs croatia, and in this match shows that he’s finished😂
He's the reverse Weghorst
Gout Weghorst
@@JigsawLV That's a good one
The Legendary Weghorst
Portuguese TV Channel Sport TV 1 pundit had this great moment where he said "we could be here for 1000' and Belgium would still lose" thanks Lukaku for making it real
I’d feel bad for Lukaku but honestly his bad luck is so funny I just can’t stop laughing
Lukaku is the hottest player meme since early season Maguire.
The difference is that maguire is actually good
@@rickybobbylarge1059lukaku is a good player he just sucks ass in national games
Lakaka*
@@Mr.EkkFan and in champions league finals 😂
"Lukaku flops in major international tournaments" 11 goals in 23 euro/world cup games "Harry Kanes the best striker in the world" 12 goals in 23 euros/world cup games
Yes but lukaku is so good of the ball and gets in so many chances and still bricks them all.
@@tiosavand mbappe has never scored at the Euros and only kept that up by missing a sitter. Lukaku isn't that bad , it's just that the meme is too popular. So his misses are more glaring than others.
His teammates also choose to send it to the moon instead of giving him easy passes twice
Nah, both of them are choke artists, when you need them the most, they disappear 😂
@@tiosav Clearly he doesn't brick them all as he has a near 1 in 2 strike rate, he had the ball in the back of the net twice against solvakia one being marginally offside and one a handball no fault of his own
The actual response is he only scores against the "lesser teams" but the same thing can be said for Kane so for this comparison it doesnt mean anything
@@callumfinch-ellis6946 Kane is a much more complete player than lukaku,and conversion rate does not paint the full picture. As i said lukaku's ability to get in a goalscoring chance is on a all time great level,the xG of his single chance is probably higher than kane's on average. That being said he scores less goals than kane,on better chances than kane,and he is also a of terrible luck for any team he plays( if you belive in such thing, i do).
Lukaku should factually have 20 off the ball and 1 finishing in FM.
Not wrong there.
18 and 10 to keep it realistic, but for the joke you're right
I'd feel bad for lakaka if he wasn't such a snake to 90% of the clubs he's been with. So imma laugh every damn time lol.
99%
he gets loaned out every year what do you want him to do😭
Yeah the guy doesn't seem to have a spine, I don't feel bad, also he camps 86 minutes in front of goal to poach a ball in, amazing player...
@@MrKrewie The entire point of the video and all the comments its literally that you cant take away his footballing ability.
Also, maybe he isnt Italian, hence not goving a crap if Neaple, Turin, Rome and Milan have intensive rivlaries and signing where he has the option to play and earn.
The teams selling him also got DIRECTLY payed by their rivals. Whats worse? Normally it should be Dortmund negotiationg with Schalke (examples) , not a dude who isnt from the city and is just changing team.
Also Haaland was in contention fpr winning the Ballon Dor for doing the EXACT SAME (walking around the box for the entire game, poach one in) but EVEN MORE EXTREME.
@@bengtonNot go back to Chelsea for a second time since he already flopped there the first time?
Only thing I can agree with in that transfer is Inter needing money.
Honestly, I just want Lukaku to score an absolute belter now, even if it's not an important goal (for instance let's say he scores the 3rd goal in a 3-0 win at 90+ minutes)
A solid, 20 yards out, thumper of a shot that nearly rips the net off, just so he can get all his frustrations out
At least Romelu Lukaku is running
DR Congo curse on Lakaka is real.
DOCTOR CONGO
@@KaushikAdhikariCool hair
@@notfunny007 thanks
He’s literally Belgian Higuain
To be fair on Lukaku, he took those goals well but you know the Football Gods had to continue the Lakaka meme. He wasn't that bad compare to the World Cup in Qatar. Should have never returned to Chelsea 3 years ago though.
I miss watching Lukaku for Everton
Hey, he is still not cursed like Kane, Lukaku he is the curse!
His voodoo be working on him hahaha
Lukaku : ''Hates Big Matches'' + ''Lack regularity''
Lukaku runs like he is in knee high water
With Timberland boots on
Watching nature documentaries in the dark sounds nice. Might do that today, thanks for the idea.
The two goals being disallowed thing would also, definitely, happen to Alvaro Morata as well btw
I laughed my arse off at the second disallowed goal. As soon as I heard they were checking I was like "Oooohhh they're gonna be so mad and it's gonna be hilarious if this one is ruled out too"
I do so hope he keeps trying...and i do so hope he keeps missing. It's just comedy gold watching him, his reactions and the inevitable memes. Just brilliant. You do you Lakaka 😂
The 2nd goal disallowed was not his fault, the winger accidentally hit his hand on the ball.
Lukaka is who people think Morata still is.
Morata I remember had his troubles at Chelsea, and he didn’t do much at Madrid since he was there during the BBC era.
But at Atletico and Juventus, he’s amazing, for Spain he’s amazing.
Lakaka is a decent striker, but he really is just bad, he has what you want, but he’s like KD in basketball, but he’s not good at what he wants to do.
With his massive body he tries to finesse things, in his early career he actually did muscle people out of the way, and used his speed, but now he’s even heavier, but slower, yet he tries to be graceful, he should’ve been the box working on both feet and scoring headers, or shoving defenders away.
He doesn’t play to his real strengths and he’s then had to deal with that in bigger or important matches.
I think "major tournament Lukaku" is a birt harsh.
I remember 3 years ago at Euros 2020 he was considered one of if not the best striker on earth and he played like it for Belgium too
It was when De Bruyne wasn't really at it bc of that face injury from the CL final, and Lukaku absulotely carried that team
Major tournament Lukaku really only exist since Qatar
Lukaku gets an unreasonable amount of flak.
If we're being entirely honest. the same can be said about KDB for Belgium. My guy just never gets called out for it.
Lakaka is a striker tho that's not striking , kbd have more than one job
excuse me what? loooooooooool
@@LiftandCoa Gotta start watching the games my friend
KDB can struggle but he’s not bottling easy chances like Lukaku. This is because he’s usually the one creating the chances that Lukaku bottles lol
Also, Trossard in that first game was just as atrocious lol
I've actually got £10 on Belgium getting grouped with a friend, De Bruyne said it at the World Cup in Qatar, that golden generation is too old now, their only potential saving grace is they're in a very average group
Every group is average in the expanded Euros format.
@@rodafowa1279The France Netherlands group is quite good
@@AnEagle That group doesn't make any sense. How does that group exist when Belgium and Ukraine are the strongest teams in Group E, or Portugal and Czech Republic are the strongest teams in Group F?
OK now that was an intro 🔥🤣🤣
The fall off is real. It was a good run 🫡
Lakaka and his timberlands
the dude is topscorer of Belgium all time, and he did it in his twenties he's now 30
Thank you for the content. It's making my night shift breaks more entertaining
Lukaku makes Nuñez look like prime R9
Ibra did some voodoo s and this creature was born.
To be fair, he was not in good form in WC 2022 after injuries. He was subbed in late against Croatia. But since that game, he's cursed.
Can we talk about how shit those Belgium kits are. The players were absolutely soaked
LA KAKA
Lukaka back with an absolutely banger of a performance
Lukaku is the most anti-clutch player of all time
I remember when he was at Everton and Man United, he was always being made fun of due to his goal records against the big six.
I just want to point out that I grabbed Dragusin on a free when he was like 17 three or four FMs ago so he's my "I knew this guy was going to be good because FM" player
I still remembered him terrorising Brazil in 2018. How things change.
Wild that absolutely nobody is commenting that the header for his first disallowed goal was going in - if he'd just left it untouched Belgium gets that goal.
Lukaku is cursed when playing matches outside the nation of Italy.
lukaku should play for Congo, represent his heritage, and AFCON is more his level (jk)
Have you watched him vs Leverkuzen? He lost every ball he touched and once won the ball only to give it up in a better position for Bayer
Havent really seen him at Everton nor before that but since that, apart from the I believe first season at inter(?) I was never convinced of him being a top striker, a good striker yeah but not on the level as Lewa, Kane, Suarez, Ibra and so on
Qualification merchant
There was a darts player with the yips at the world championship some years ago. Guy was literally crying because he couldn't throw anymore. If Lukaku truly has the yips that's more sad than funny
Hey Zealand can you explain why Gimcheon Sangmu in the K League 1 looks like an FM team. The whole team is loan players.
Lakaka the Kate Bush fan!
Running up that hill
using the animal analogy for lukaku is wild 💀
Ehmmm... Why?
The title took me out 😂
Laughed all the way to the bank during the world cup, but now is just sad, I hope he scores a few goals this euro
I don't really get this commentary. He did score twice. First goal disallowed was very slightly offside not visible without VAR, can happen to anyone. 2th goal he scored was a handball by Openda with a good finish from Lukaku. Not his fault.
so what your saying is he didn't score?
because this wouldn't be the case had he score the 20 or so other chances he himself created by positioning.
he was just terrible 99% of that game.
in the 2 instances he was good, the goals were not valid.
LMAO.
@@neonneck5852completely missing the point. If the question is his finishing, he showed be can finish twice in this game
@@Worldsportstalk24 I think your missing the point bud he scored zero goals therefore finishing zero of his chances
Not his fault too when he missed his header on CL. The ball just doesn't want to come to his head.
Lukaku is one of those people who really struggles with pressure and when the stakes are high, he just crumbles.
Two words: Hype Job
Confirmed after today's match
Title reminds me it's been ages since I last saw Ace Ventura.
Thanks Z!
The reverse Ochoa.
LAKAKA
Playing for King Leopoldo’s country is why bro is cursed
As a Chelsea fan, I am eternally grateful for that match 🙌
Playing him for the full 90 is insane 😂😂😂
Lukaku can meditate and still sweat for noo reason
Lakaka
Man it’s sad what happened to Lukaku. His ego went to his head a bit after being settled and lethal at Everton. It was frustrating to hear him every time he played at an international level batting his eyelids at ‘bigger’ clubs - only for him to get his huge move then completely shit the bed. Purple patch at Inter aside he’s never been the same. Also - when he was at Everton he was so much leaner, why did he feel the need to bulk up and lose all that agility?
The Chelsea striker disease is chronic and there are few that truly recover.
I feel so bad for Belgium lol
That Champions league final last year was enough proof to me Lukaku cursed. kek
I was rooting for Slovakia to win the game, but it was painful to have Lukaku out of everybody be the guy who misses clear-cut chances and has two goals disallowed (even though he had absolutely no influence on the second one being disallowed).
Also, if he plays the same game ten years ago, he's the hero for Belgium because both goals would have stood. Which is also why VAR, as much as people hate it, is the right way to go, since now Slovakia goes into their second game with three points, confidence and a great shot at moving on to the knockout phase instead of being out of the tournament with one foot already.
Zealand says Lukaku is the best striker in this group by far. I'd like to point out Dovbyk even though he had a bad start too.
Many say that he can't handle big games or tournaments, but as an Inter fan, I think his worst game ever wasn't against a big team or in a big tournament but during a Monza-Inter (2-2)
During that game he wasn't even a starter but he entered the pitch during the 2nd half for dzeko, and from then he literally got everything wrong. At a certain point, lukak missed a very easy stop, and the cameras showed dzeko laughing as the next thing.
Lautaro Martinez and Gonzalo Higuain for Argentina as well
This is only been the case the last 4 years
No but seriously tho why the hell does the Belgium kit looks so damn uncomfortablywet
He's been on the scene since around 2011/12 and I'm still thinking when is it going to work for Lukaku?
Belgium being Belgium 🤣
Watching Lukaku handle the ball is like watching an old person with a cane trying not to trip when on frozen ground. It looks so bad, as if he has no idea how to actually play football.
If Belgium want to progress they need to start Openda, he is a beast.
Openda hasn’t scored for Belgium for like 2 years, and if you remember his game against Madrid (2nd leg), he might be a bigger choker than Lukaku. Plus Lukaku is important in Belgium’s dressing room
@@LuffyL-ch1ku I know that Lukaku's record in the national team is insane; however, when you look at how he plays right now you gotta give it to Openda and give him a proper chance on the big stage. And nobody knows how often Openda actually got the chance to a) start for Belgium and not just come off the bench, and b) to start in the proper striker position and not somewhere else.
@@MrReese He's got plenty of opportunities
@@LuffyL-ch1ku I call BS, Openda has made 18 apperances for the national team so far for a total of 533 minutes - that is less than 30 minutes per match, and more than half of that was in friendlies, averaging 52 minutes per friendly match. How is that plenty of opportunities?
He played a total of 144 minutes in the EURO qualifiers, 57 minutes in the Nations League, 7 minutes at the EUROs now and 13 minutes at the World Cup. That doesn't look like he got a starting spot in a striking position *at all* .
@@MrReese he didn't score against Montenegro with almost 90 minutes playing time though. 2 goals in 540 minutes is not good compared to his Leipzig carrer
Lukaku was already lakaka during the regular season at Roma… 😢
Thank you for this recap podcast mate. I can't watch every game here. I have to go to work at 9 unfortunately
Nobody be talking about the OFC Nations Cup
Chelsea will never get Lukaku off their books 😂
Morata has passed the torch on to Lakaka 🫱🏻🫲🏿
4:37 People who talk about a player's aura just arent confident enough to say they think the player is hot!
tbf he finish very well for both goals... disallowed lol
If Lukaku played at his best all the time, he would genuinely be one of the greatest strikers we have today
But he just has this thing making him hilariously disappointing
And I feel bad for him, but also it’s very funny
This is the first time i have heard someone American pronounce Geordie right
Lukaku would have been a 10/10 defender 😂
Well, at least in the first half against Brazil in 2018 WC he played really well. Funny thing he still didn’t score though.
His linkup play was good last game finishing not so
Thought he had a good game honestly, he had two goals wiped due to very close circumstances. I know he makes weird personal decisions, but people just love to shit on him for any reason. Unwarranted imo
What ancient trickster Football god did the Belgium national team insult?
Lukaku might suck at EURO but at least he is running unlike Zealand. Also i bet his backdrop is finished.
i feel bad for de bruyne man
Not disagreeing but to offer some balance, the second goal should never have been disallowed. That wasn't down to Lukaku having a nightmare, it was instead the officials who fucked up there.
Wait why shouldn’t we say Yips?
Lukaku's Important Matches rating should be a 1 in Football Manager.