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Theo’s the ONLY person , who can say wild , random outta line bullshit… and some how end up coming out the other side with the guest looking even worse for following him in there…😂
The “Will Smith’s husband line” was so cleanly delivered. And it was so quietly in support of supporting a comics right to make that joke hahaha I loved. Theo is playing Chess when everyone else is playing checkers lol
@@juiceyjuice3749 because Nicgaraguans are my brothers in history. the only thing that differs us is borders. look at a map you will understand. we are the same people
@@mysteryY2K same. As a Guatemalan, I agree. We should all see eachother as brothers in Central America. I actually say this to my friend who is Colombian but I thought was Nicaraguan 😂 I also call him my nicca 😹
Theo Von is an anomaly. He's really not a great Stand Up comedian but just in normal sit down conversations he is the funniest person on the fucking planet.
He is just like that one friend who is very funny when you are together with a bunch of other people, but when it's just the two of you the conversation kind of dies down
@@MrKBone93 nah I agree his stand up is mid and that’s generous lol I can’t sit through it I’ll listen to 4 hours of him on JRE happily tho then start in on another eps lol
Theo: "This guy over here has never masturbated before." Theo (2 seconds later): "I don't know him that well. He's really nice and I'm happy he's here."
Great compilation. But you could make 10-15,000 of these just from the first 100 TPW episodes alone. THAT is how prolific Theo is. His quality is 10/10 and his sheer massive quantity is 10/10. Theo is a comedic savant gifted with talent from God. Most under rated comic in history.
having no erections at all is genuinely not good tho it's natural to have them in the morning when testosterone is at its peak, he might have a problem
@Ricky Vall3y Reid so, that's not what he said, he said theo was trying to be hood, maybe theo thinks druski is hood. Go start a fight with you girlfriend loser or boyfriend. BTW no one wants to be hood, you're born into that and kept at a certain level. Low sociaoecomnic status. No one desires to be trash my guy.
Theo could be the funniest human on the planet, but it has yet to really translate to the stage. It seems to be a pretty common theme with a lot of the podcaster comedians. I really hope he takes Louis CK’s advice and goes all in on stand up because he could become one of the best to ever do it.
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“people who are without hair you see em all the time like Will Smith husband” 😂
😂😂😂😂
There's 2 types of people in this world. Those that masturbate and those that lie about doing it....
😅😅😅
MESSED ME ALL UP 🤣
i had to pause it to be able to pay attentino again after that jawn ahahah
"You think you might have an iron deficiency or smtn?" Sent me to another dimension 😂
Just watched that madness and almost pissed my pants
Yep probably because of iron deficiency lol
Omm I laughed loud AF after that 😂😂
dude was one of the Unsullied from Game of Thrones 😂😂
BRO SAMEEEE😂😂😂
When he looks at bobby and just midsentence asks "are you asleep or awake" I can't 🤣🤣
bro i lost it
Same here the way he said it so casually made it for me!!😂😂😂
bro i started laughing out loud
Im still laughing 😂
that shit got me
He doesn't have to be the funniest comedian but by god he's absolutely the funniest human that's ever walked the earth.
Agree 100% 😂😂
no
@@AdamOwens135 having your own opinion hits different too
That would be Norm MacDonald, but Theo is certainly close
@@ashtoncavanagh1622I've never understood Norms hype, I think his delivery is dry
“I think it upsets their system. Google if we can pick up a little one.” He’s wild for that 😅
was looking for this 🤣
Read the comment first so was waiting for what he could possibly be talking about and boy did it not disappoint
Doesn't even say little people he says "a little one" lol
Funniest part lmao
Im cryinggggggg
Theo’s the ONLY person , who can say wild , random outta line bullshit… and some how end up coming out the other side with the guest looking even worse for following him in there…😂
Dem young nugs
It's like a super power
I don't want to say he's the "New Norm" but some of his characteristics remind me of him for sure
Well, the only white person anyway…
The “Will Smith’s husband line” was so cleanly delivered. And it was so quietly in support of supporting a comics right to make that joke hahaha I loved. Theo is playing Chess when everyone else is playing checkers lol
Made me burst out laughing when he said that
Line isn't part of the quote
"he might have autism" is crazy dude was literally standing right there lmfao
Nah that fucking sent me 'i don't actually know him that well'... 😭😂
"prolly shouldn't have said that, it just sorta fell outta the conversation"
Broooo I lost it at “are you asleep or awake”😭
That went unnoticed and it sent me
So casual about it and just kept talking like nothing 😂
He had a disease where he couldn’t talk ….. a stutter 😂😂😂 I’m dead
11:08
This killed meeee😂😂😂😂
This one got me😭😭
“look up if we can pick up a little one”😂😂😂bru
THIS TOOK ME OUTTT 😂😂😂
🫢🫢😂😂
“so do you think you have a iron deficiency or something?” Theo is hilarious dude
Theo not being able to tell if Bobby was asleep is hilarious
He knew he wasnt bro its just a racist joke about asians eyes and the fact bobby hadnt moved at all in ages.
when he said i wouldn’t want to look at his blood cells under a microscope was funny asl
"WHERE MY NICGARS AT?" had me cracking up as a Salvadoran 💀💀💀
Same here as a Vietnamese
😂 why tf does it matter that you’re Salvadorian
@@juiceyjuice3749 because Nicgaraguans are my brothers in history. the only thing that differs us is borders. look at a map you will understand. we are the same people
@@mysteryY2K same. As a Guatemalan, I agree. We should all see eachother as brothers in Central America. I actually say this to my friend who is Colombian but I thought was Nicaraguan 😂 I also call him my nicca 😹
Same here as a polack
Theo convos are significantly funnier than his stand ups which is crazy to me lol
It’s his personality. It’s a pretty funny stand up, but his natural personality comes out in long conversations. That’s where you get gold Theo
“.. and do you think you might have an iron deficiency, or somethin’?”😂😂
jen cook let me in that rump hole
That's why I drink my urine honestly a pint a day you'll never get sick again swear on my brother's grave
“Will smiths husband”🤣🤣🤣🤣
How does he say shit like this with a straight face 😂
*I LOVED THAT JOKE SO MUCH, I NOW IDENTIFY AS IT. ❤
"Wow... are you asleep or awake?" to bobby is crazy bro 😭😭😭
Bro Theo Von is a national treasure
International bruh
Man…when Theo says “Woah, let’s not say that again” you’ve definitely gone too far 😂
to be fair...what that guy said was a major major major pause
the type of pause to make a dude whos never said "pause" say "Pause."
“Look that up can we pick up a little one” that shit had me dying
You don't want to unsettle their systems.
“Google that, if we can pick up a little one” 😭 bruh that sent me
Theo is a legend. I'm stoked he's in our generation of comics.
"Pull up a candy corn zach" I will definitely use this phrase randomly from here on
3:05 “Do you think you might have an iron deficiency “ man’s got something😂😂
theo is the definition of intrusive thought
LITERALLY
do some research on what an intrusive though is buddy..
@@camdenhamilton8542 i think i know what a intrusive thought is you fuckin regard 🤡
😂😂😂😂
will smiths husband has me deadddd lmaoo
It took me a while to get that hahahaha
You definitely a Queen😩
@@juneGM aww thank you 🫶🏾
they von’s confidence comes from
having the ability to completely throw off the other person no matter who they are lol
This is the greatest Theo compilation ever. Might even call it perfect 👌🏼
Well done
Took so long to discover it cause the incredible title 🤪🧐😝
“Are you asleep or awake “😂
funniest delivery ever
that yellow mirror joke gets me every time
Theo is like Joey Diaz to me. I don’t fancy their stand up comedy too much, but their stories on podcasts really crack me up 😂
Exactly
Bobby Lee looking right at him and he said are you asleep or awake? 😂😂😂 This dude is crazy.
“It unsettles their system”😭💀
"are you awake or asleep" bobby lee getting roasted has to be one of my favorite things
“Google that if we can pick up a little one”
Theo Von is an anomaly. He's really not a great Stand Up comedian but just in normal sit down conversations he is the funniest person on the fucking planet.
He is just like that one friend who is very funny when you are together with a bunch of other people, but when it's just the two of you the conversation kind of dies down
The way he’s so serious as he says the most insane things ever is so funny
I don’t think there has ever been a comedian who was as original, creative and hilarious whilst simultaneously being such a mediocre stand up.
Have you seen him live?
conversations r his niche he’s just so damn funny with other people
Mediocre? Bruh come on…Theo is hilarious across the board
@@MrKBone93 nah I agree his stand up is mid and that’s generous lol I can’t sit through it
I’ll listen to 4 hours of him on JRE happily tho then start in on another eps lol
Agree with this take. He’s unmatched in this type of setting. Standup, okay
Refreshing montage of clips I haven't actually seen 😂
That bit about the DJ at the funeral having a stroke and “when he hit the button it played a Nelly song” got me at work crying 😂😂😂😂😂
shit caught me off guard hahaha
Yellow mirror is so underrated
Theo: "This guy over here has never masturbated before."
Theo (2 seconds later): "I don't know him that well. He's really nice and I'm happy he's here."
Might have autism who knows lmfao
Dude is either lying or has a medical condition!
maybe he has autism hahahahah
@@bobsiddoway exactly lmao
@reznikHUN Check your iron levels
'he beat a disease where he can't talk'....... ' a stutter' HAD ME ROLLING LMAO
1:53 Theo put him under pressure 😂. He's sweating
“It upset their system, google if you can pick up a little one!”.😂😂
"Do you think you have a iron deficient or something" 🤣🤣
I came for just 9 moments so I was very satisfied with this video
under promise, over deliver
Pause
What do you mean by that?😂
“When you get that feeling what do you do? Put your hands on ice or what?” 😂😂💀💀💀
“DAMNNN!”
“Google that, look up if we can pick up a little one” lol I’m dead 😂
"google if we can pick up a little one" 🤣🤣 6:55
“Are you asleep or awake?” LMAOOO poor Bobby
Great compilation. But you could make 10-15,000 of these just from the first 100 TPW episodes alone. THAT is how prolific Theo is. His quality is 10/10 and his sheer massive quantity is 10/10. Theo is a comedic savant gifted with talent from God. Most under rated comic in history.
"i think it's because it unsettles their system" sent me lmfao
3:43 that “DAMN” followed by silence 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 "DAMN" and also that head movement lmao
@@superslavbross9935 put his whole neck into it lol
"like a birthday cake" 🤣🤣😂😂😭😭
Will smiths husband had me dead
"...you see them all the time, like Will Smith's hudband ." 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 haven't laughed so damn hard in a minute
“Disease where you can’t talk. He had a stutter” lmfao
"And you think you might have iron deficiency or something?" Hahahahahaha. That caught me off guard Jesus Theo... LMFAO
"They have that shit that will make you wake up inside your cousin"
Bro how does he even come up with that 🤣🤣
9:05 He looked so confused and uncomfortable when Theo said some sh_t about being on a iPad 🤣
“Are u asleep or awake” that fucking killed me.
Theo is an antidepressant 😂
Theo Von is a living intrusive thought.
9:38 the clarification on the “prolly”… like “not that I would know” 😂
“like a birthday cake” had me CRYING. he is a poet
"like will smith's husband" took me smooth out
Yellow mirror. Might be the funniest thing ever said. Ever!
Was looking for this comment, watching Bobby lose it had me crying
“Google that, if we can pick up a little one” 😂😂😂😂😂
"google that, if we can pick up a little one"
"Do you think you have might have an iron deficiency or something?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The kid who genuinely says he gets no feelings of lust is fascinating would love to get inside of his mind
What you trying to do to his mind🤨📸
having no erections at all is genuinely not good tho it's natural to have them in the morning when testosterone is at its peak, he might have a problem
Yeah i think he got insanely low test or something of the like
@@jacobious1537 I’ve watched the segment he gets erections. He just doesn’t act on them as he say, it’s fascinating.
Maybe he’s just that guy, and lost his virginity before he ever need to beat his meat😂
“you think you might have an iron deficiency or somethin” is actually a valid question in that scenario lol
Google that if we can pick up a little one. Theo my god
Caleb has a whole show where he intentionally try’s to trip people up. Theo left him speechless with the molestation comment without even trying
Looks at Bobby and says - are you awake or asleep 😂😂 that took me out 😂😂😂
Bro said "Yellow Mirror" 😭
That back and forth between Theo and Trevor always gets me 😂
All of a sudden, I’m craving candy corn…
I could watch Theo laugh at himself until the day I die.
Best Theo comp I’ve seen so far
“google that if we can pick up a little one” 😭
“Wow are you asleep or awake? 🤣🤣🤣
😂"Google if we can pick up a little one"
Dude druski and theo... wtf.... we need this duo
The podcast was so hilarious 😂 it was so funny seeing theo trying to be more "hood" with him💀
@@paymethanks Druski isn’t even “hood”
@Ricky Vall3y Reid so, that's not what he said, he said theo was trying to be hood, maybe theo thinks druski is hood. Go start a fight with you girlfriend loser or boyfriend. BTW no one wants to be hood, you're born into that and kept at a certain level. Low sociaoecomnic status. No one desires to be trash my guy.
@@RickyVall3y didn't say he was pussy, this what druski called him out on you goof
@@RickyVall3y that's besides the point lol, Theo was defintely trying to speak hood
2:16 when he looks at bobby lee and asks "are you asleep or awake" 💀💀😂😂😂😂
Then makes him laugh at the end with the yellow mirror 😂
“the kinda shit that’ll have you waking up in ur cousin “ 😂😂😂
“Unsettles their system” hahahahahh😂😂
“google that, if we could pick up a little one”💀😂😭😭😭
That part had me dyinnn 😄 he’s dead serious bahaha
“What’s that disease where you can’t talk gosh uhhhhh… a stutter” now that was the funniest shit ever
That cut straight after "and do you think you might have an Iron deficiency?" RIP me
I just love listening to theo talk so fun
Bruh when he says "really? even 2 years olds are walking up to him for photos"
i cant fugggggin breathe 💀💀💀
Theo might be the funniest man alive rn
'unsettles their system' 😂😂
His blood cells are sitting there vaping 🤣🤣🤣
Theo could be the funniest human on the planet, but it has yet to really translate to the stage. It seems to be a pretty common theme with a lot of the podcaster comedians. I really hope he takes Louis CK’s advice and goes all in on stand up because he could become one of the best to ever do it.
Why? Stand up is dead. Just let it go man.
Von is hilarious without even trying
"Are you asleep or awake" is top 5 theo moments all time!