What would happen if Gabe Newell was 100% honest with us? Check us out on the internets: / gamingwildlifeplays / gamingwildlife / gamingwildlife / gamingwildlife
That would be equivalent of mixing Ramen, Cake, Chili Sauce just because they are individually awesome and will guarantee good mixing results for that reason. XD
guys, im sorry, but look at the facts, half life came out in the 1000's half life 2 came out in the 2000's i guess we'll have to wait until the 3000's, sorry guys
I really wished at E3 this year Gabe Newell could just go up on the stage, take a really long dramatic pause, then hold a 3 up in the air and walk off the stage like a badass without saying anything
I just don't know why they let Half Life fans down like that. Oh yeah because they want MONEY it's all greed these days. Valve is being unfair to the Half Life fans.
Ha! Got a serious laugh outta this one. I mean, Valve would certainly have to be careful. However, I'm sure the quality of Gordon's hyperventilation during teleportation would be stout after almost ten years..(should that be a factor of this hypothetical game) ;)
Streetshark Valve used to be pretty user friendly, but the paid mods debacle was the last nail in the coffin that was trust in Valve. GOG Galaxy is coming brothers!
Streetshark This video still doesn't explain why they can't make HL3. It implies that they couldn't somehow maintain Steam and develop HL3 at the same time. Why? Because they don't have enough people? As the video shows, they're obviously making shittons of money. If they developed HL3 it WOULD make money. So long as profit is involved, why not? It's what a sizable amount of people are asking for. Personally I've lost my excitement for the game, but I would still buy it if it came out and didn't look like shit.
In all seriousness though, Portal 3 might actually be a bad idea. I represent a rich community of unstable teenage fangirls for which any mistep in the direction of the plot might lead to a mass suicide. It's stupid, WE'RE stupid, but our blood would still be on your hands, Gabe. Do you want that?
+Annie Trinity Fuck that.If any third game should come out first its fucking Half-life 3.No team fortress 3,no portal 3 and no left 4 dead 3 before HALF-LIFE 3!!!
GreedAndSelfishness I agree. After finally playing HL2 after leaving my original comment, we need a sequel to that way more than we need a sequel to Portal. Who ends a franchise on a cliffhanger? That's just cruel! Also, if we're assuming Portal 3 would continue Chell's story line, anything that happens in HL3 would be spoiled in Portal 3, because Portal 3 would take place after the events of Half Life. In fact, as much as I love Portal 2, it kind of shouldn't have been made, a misstep in priorities in my opinion. Unless maybe the two plots converge in the next installment and they therefore had to bring the events of Portal up to speed with the rest of the universe before they could proceed. Otherwise, finish the story you're telling before you start a new one, damnit!
Now suddenly Valve is "evil"?. Fucking Valve saved PC gaming and made games more accesible to everyone, not to mention cheap with a great gaming and online platform. And yeah fuck Valve because they make money by selling other studio's games, ¿isn't exaclty what Microsoft, Sony, EA, Activision and sometimes Nintendo does? and about Half-Life 3 just get over it, Valve never cared about it before Steam and certainly doesn't cares now, even if HL3 sees the light of day, ¿Do you honestly think it will live to the involuntary hype Half-Life fans created?
CommentSection Barbarian GoG is MUUUUUUUUUUCH smaller than Steam, and Humble Bundle pretty much just gives keys for steam and some other services. (Though, mostly Steam)
I think it's safe to say that half life 3 has gone the way of duke nukem forever. If it ever does come out, everyone will have moved on and stopped caring
thats not really what is happening i dont think Duke Nukem forever is a game toat was about 80% complete by 3d realms... then the company went under... someone else bought the title for DNF and scrapped the 80% completed product... then they tried to make it themselves and then THEY went over... i hear that the DNF title has switched hands like 2 or 3 times before Gearbox finally picked it up... and personally, i still enjoyed it
Left 4 dead 3 Portal 3 Team fortress 3 dota 3 half life 3 counter strike 3 they don't like third games in franchise. I mostly want left 4 dead 3 for consoles.
+Park Avenue its only extensions of the first counter strike, counter strike is the original game, cscz is an extension, css is a source version of the original and csgo is a money maker version of the original, so its not counter strike 3 but counter strike 2
Its much easier to pay random people who make content for you and make yourself look better than it is to just hire them full time with salaries and other benefits that you have to deal with. "Oh the community will think I'm a good hearted company because I give out money to random fans and I don't have to actually employ them? Okay cool." Hell, they would probably get sued if they didn't pay for the models they put into the game.
CragBlade Or you can try hard to find something about a fantastic game company that everyone loves to bitch about because you got abused in your childhood and you have no friends.
What if we ( Half-Life fans ) would come all together and make Half-Life 3! A game sequel made by Half-Life players For Half-Life players. It would be an epic dream! :)
Paweł Dudek Exactly, the funniest thing (or saddest, depending on how you look at it) is that one of the few things Valve actually regulate are the tags you can but on a game... You can't but a tag like "bad" or "broken" on a game for whatever reason... Even if it's actually true.
Kefka Palazzo That is because the opinion of 99% of people is still an opinion. A tag of "turn based" means the game is "turn based" and I can trust that. A tag of "bad" may be true for 99% of people, but what about those 0.4% of people that may enjoy it? Broken is arguable. Remember, it's a crash to desktop "feature" not a bug! ;D
Paweł Dudek Yup, it's fucking retarded! >.< Even the funny ones like "Nano machines son" Gets removed... And that can actually be a mildly useful tag, it'll tell you that it's most likely a sci-fi game containing small machines of some sort, and it'll give you a little laugh along the way, what's wrong with that?! >.
I honestly believe part of the reason they haven't and probably wont make HL3 is because there are so many people who want it, that Valve couldn't possibly make a game to their expectations.
A lot of people want the new Zelda. I guess Nintendo shouldn't make the new Zelda then. Stop with these lame ass excuses. You can't sit there with a straight fact and say that openly.
guys there are only 2 halves to a life half life 3 will never come out guys at the end, glados told chel(l?) to gtfo portal 3 will never come out guys THERES LITERALLY NO REASON TO RELEASE A SEQUEL TO A NEVER ENDING MULTIPLAYER GAME team fortress 3 will never come out gimme more valve franchises with a sequel and i'll tell you why the 3rd one will never come out
Actually have you Heard of "The Kane: Chronicles"? It was a PS2 game that left a major cliffhanger and to this day the company refuses to make a last game.
Wait a second... Half life release date 1998 Half life 2 release date 2004 that is a 6 year difference there are 2 games 6 divided by 2=3 HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
I hope you all understand that Valve is working on Source Engine 2 and they will not release HL3 on the old engine, because they want HL3 to be as good as possible.
Matthew Nameful I think Portal and Half-Life are going to run into each other so to speak in the next half life when it comes out. A lot of things point to it.
***** Wow.. nice story bro, im sorry for you, you're so right. It's sad how long we all have to wait.. but just think of the day it will come out... there's gonna be A MASS of news of Half-Life 3 or people playing it on their channel... I think it will break the internet XD :D
It will be called The Steam Box. You'll see the new Half-Life and the new Left 4 Dead (and why not, maybe a new Portal [or even a new IP, who knows?] ) bundled in their machines, but they won't make it exclusively for their machines, of course.
It seems like everyone in this comment section all wants Valve to release miracle games every six months. But when Treyarch does that with COD everyone complains, maybe we as the selfish fans could actually appreciate the fact that a fully blown corporation with all the money it would ever need to keep existing forever actually takes the time to stay devoted to their fans. The fact that Valve delays its games means that the game is not yet perfect and they want to make sure that their fans are given what they "deserve." Do you think it's easy for Valve to delay those games when all anyone will do is yell at them for making sure that their product is all it can be? When a company like Valve with the smartest, most talented, devoted, and passionate people in the world and only about 300 employees trying their best to be original and make miracle video games in this wasteland of creativity called the "Gaming Industry" they deserve to be commended for trying their best to give us what we all want. You WILL get what you want eventually, but until you get it let the developers at Valve do what they do best and make miracles, because it takes time.
For anyone wondering how Valve is run and why your games aren't coming out right now, their employee handbook would probably shed some light on it and I urge you all to read it, it's very interesting to hear how they work. media.steampowered.com/apps/valve/Valve_NewEmployeeHandbook.pdf
Team Gamerfood You literally have no idea what you're talking about. You're basing all of your opinions on your lack of real information on the subject. You probably didn't even read anything that I said.
Half Life 2 was released in 2004. That was 10 years ago. Your telling me that for the last 10 years and counting they were perfecting Half Life 3? What about Left 4 Dead? They made the Left 4 Dead 2 5 years ago and no sign of 3 anywhere. And then there's Portal, also no third installment in sight. If they don't start making more of these games people are going to move on and forget about them. Then when Valve finally decides to make them no one is going to care because they were to late.
this is exactly why I wish they would just sell off the rights to the franchises. let them just be the steam company and we can still see the games come out someday.
whoever buys them would make bad(or just different-but to many people there's no difference so...) versions,and then people would somehow blame Valve for that
If you did that then almost everyone would evacuate and you may shoot the HL Team or worse...the TF team. I am still waiting for the damn comic to come.
i dont have a single problem with valve as a company. oh no, they dont make games anymore! steam is a great program that has no competition. free games, no ads, mod support/tools, community content, ingame internet browser, MASSIVE sales, integrated voice chat, unlimited downloads, multitasking... i'm fine with that.
True, but it all runs through Steam. And they can decide at any time that a subscription model might suit their "bottom-line"; there goes all free content, your library that you have fine-tuned over the last couple of years, your friend list, etc. Think Gamespy, but where a company can actually block anyone who wants to use free content on their site or system. Using proprietary systems always keeps the home advantage...well,at home. Would have been nice if Steam games and content could have an open-source alternative, preferrable off-line, that would allow me to save my games to, so I have access to them even if Steam ever becomes subscription based, or like many other companies (like GameSpy), actually go belly-up over time.
Marinus van Zyl They could, but they won't. After doing so much for the benefit of their customers, why throw it all away? And a move like that would anger customers and developers alike, they would destroy their entire userbase on both sides practically overnight. Also, Steam has an offline mode and you can play all games offline as long as they don't have a second, 3rd party method of DRM.
Arturo Espinoza But it almost feels that Valve is trying to be the fourth major choice for gaming (behind Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo). True, they are developing their own devices and software, but in my personal opinion it seems as if they are trying to position themselves as a fourth alternative gaming/entertainment company with proprietary architecture and unique devices and peripherals (and that would imply creating a profit-based ecosystem of interconnected devices - as seen with the Steam OS, the Steam Controller, etc.) - everyone running from a single virtual OS (the Steam OS). I could be wrong or reading too much into it, but no company is created to provide stuff for free to its user base. Sure, it can offer something for free, but that is usually subsidized by sales elsewhere. Valve could do more, but it will need to secure a massive source of permanent revenue streams, along the lines of Sony and Microsoft when they create hits. And experience has taught me that if one person controls the keys to the car, only he allows access and decides on who can drive and when that car can be used (for free). And while that person allows free use of the "car" and/or its accessories for now, that might not always be the case; especially if it runs contrary to the best interests of the company, the maintenance of current infrastructure or simply blocks the development of new products.
Marinus van Zyl I'm sorry but you seem to got something wrong. The Steam OS is for free, you can download it. Valve declared they won't be making consoles at all, you can either buy them or build your own as well. And even, those consoles you buy, they've been designed with modules for easy upgrades, pretty much they are making PC's easier to upgrade and run. The controller is needed since most gaming controllers are limited to a certain speed for camera movement, that if you make a connection between a console and PC in a FPS, you will see PC gamers will always win. Plus, if you are not aware most PC games that were ported to Consoles had been made extra easier cause the mechanics make it extremely hard for a console player to play that game. To me, as Gabe said, they are busy right now making the future for gaming. It seems only one thing: They want absolute control over PC Gaming, no, gaming. Right now STEAM got the best sales for video games. Which company allows you to get video game collection worth over $900 just for under $90. And if you weren't aware, Steam sometimes gives codes for free, and other times they just tell you that you need to download a game and you get it for free. I've gotten at least 20 free games from Steam through their steam. I got Portal for free, got Metro 2033 for free also, and can't remember what others, I didn't get unknown games for free. So if they want to conquer the market and have insane sales and give games for free, without a subscription, allow you to download their OS for free which you can install in any machine, well, that seems way more flexible than any other one. Unless you can tell me wrong.
+Mlg Aleks Also, we made a half-@$$ed attempt to apologize but we know, if we were really sorry, we could have removed micro-transactions in the first place and gave refunds. But hey, we're not Bethesda that messed up with Skyrim paid mods. We think they lost a good business practice when they were both sorry and gave refunds.
Gabe: Hello I like Money Game critic: So Mr. Newell why is Valve is not supporting Half-Life, Team Fortress, Portal and Left 4 Dead in favor of Steam, Dota, Counter Strike, Artifact and VR? Gabe: Money
Why didn't I watch this sooner? That last catchline had me on the floor. xD Valve: The only company that can go from making innovative games and software, to making an entire stock market based around hyperlinked .png images what's only function is increasing an arbitrary number on users profiles, while still having their customers kiss the ground they walk on. :V
Don't we all sir. I just detected a little animosity about it. Gota learn to control your inner communist and learn to be happy for the success of others.
Gabe Newell in Kindergarten: "Ok Gabe, i want you to count to ten!" "one, two,...........uhhh...... four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten" "you skipped three" "i know"
Unrealistic. Gaben cannot utter the word three
He has
+Harrison Martinson Blasphemy
+Wills Hacker Corner BURN THE HERITIC! That word is forbidden by our lord and savior Gaben.
+Alberto The Phantom Shitter yes, because the word 'three' has a great resemblance with 'free'.
+Alec Mueller heretic*
If Gaben was president, there would be no World War 3... but there'd be World War 2: Episode 2
World war: ADOLF
@@adnolug4857 Brilliant man
WW2 ep 1:Cold war(US vs. USSR)
WW2 ep 2:Cold war(US vs. China)
World War Alyx
World War more then two, but less then four.
We used to make games.
Now we make money.
So true hahah
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUuuuuuu!!
Yes thats what he said in the video
Axyo Lol I missed that part then.
Boran Ucdere Im not blaming you, I just dont get how someone gets 100 likes by quoting something that is in the video...
this is so fake... Gabe is atleast 150 kg's bigger
+The Royal Frog what the gabe
+The Royal Frog yes, we need dem good drops
yeah not Gabe
you do know people don't wanna be that fat,right?
that's why it's called "IF valve were honest" ofc it is a fake but in kinda shows the way it is really
Half-Life: 1998
Half Life 2: 2004
Half-Life 3: 3????
Mystery solved
Oh now I get it.
The end.
John Ralph Half-Life 3 3010
Jake Furey
Yes, I was going to say that.
Jake Furey OH GOD NO PLZ NO
I think Valve should combine Portal 3, Half-Life 3, and Left 4 Dead 3 all into one game and call it... "3".
I love this idea :3
Why didn't you include dota 3 and tf3? In the list
John Smith Just no. Team Fortress 2 has more years to live.
Dota 3? Meh I dont play Dota.
John Smith Does anyone really care about DOTA 3? And I still play TF2.
That would be equivalent of mixing Ramen, Cake, Chili Sauce just because they are individually awesome and will guarantee good mixing results for that reason. XD
guys, im sorry, but
look at the facts,
half life came out in the 1000's
half life 2 came out in the 2000's
i guess we'll have to wait until the 3000's, sorry guys
LoL
King Mufasa
*NOT IF I CAN HELP IT*
_Sets the freezer past 9 and jumps in_
King Mufasa No shit, smartass
1997 - 2002 - 30??
half life 3000 wi be releashed in 3,000,000´s ?
The fact that this came out 10 FUCKING YEARS AGO and the status quo is still the same
Sadly accurate.
I really wished at E3 this year Gabe Newell could just go up on the stage, take a really long dramatic pause, then hold a 3 up in the air and walk off the stage like a badass without saying anything
We all know Valve can't count to three.
+Mlg Aleks Gaben never went to school thats why
+Affordable IF home learning means that one day you'll own a multi billion dollar corporation then who the fuck needs schools?
I just don't know why they let Half Life fans down like that. Oh yeah because they want MONEY it's all greed these days. Valve is being unfair to the Half Life fans.
lets count 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
+Oblue Gaming
More like 1, 2, 2.1, 2.2...
lim half-life -> 3
Hey im from the future...and there is going be another half life
Hey i'm from the future... and Half-Life: Alyx is amazing
You were right
@@Foxtrot6429 yes I never lie...btw what year is it in your world
Oh no your living in the worst year of 21century...I hope you survive that year
Perhaps he really is a time traveller.
the voice actor of gordon is dead, that's why they're not making hf 3
That's the best joke I heard all day
omfg xd
Ha! Got a serious laugh outta this one.
I mean, Valve would certainly have to be careful. However, I'm sure the quality of Gordon's hyperventilation during teleportation would be stout after almost ten years..(should that be a factor of this hypothetical game) ;)
What have you done!
You just killed everyone who ever played Half Life!
Same why there is no portal 3, cell and gordon have the same voice actor
What if Bethesda was 100% honest with us? (Fallout 4)
I think Obsidian made Fallout.
And I think I know you, you're from PonyLiving or something, right ?
I had you in my friendlist on Steam.
★ Cuddlepuff ★ I don't steam.
Littlepip But your profile pic :o
★ Cuddlepuff ★ What? What's the guy's profile pic? Take a picture of it.
Littlepip I don't have time to take the screenshot, BUT
steamcommunity.com/id/Rainbowdash1004
This video is pretty appropriate right now. I bet those fanboys who disliked this vid, are feeling stupid right now.
Streetshark fucking hate fanboyism, it ruins gaming.
Not supporting valve but don't be hypocrites guys I'm 100% positive that you guys are fanboys of something too.
Streetshark Valve used to be pretty user friendly, but the paid mods debacle was the last nail in the coffin that was trust in Valve.
GOG Galaxy is coming brothers!
Video Game Renaissance They took down paid mods. Does that remove the nail?
Streetshark This video still doesn't explain why they can't make HL3. It implies that they couldn't somehow maintain Steam and develop HL3 at the same time. Why? Because they don't have enough people? As the video shows, they're obviously making shittons of money. If they developed HL3 it WOULD make money. So long as profit is involved, why not? It's what a sizable amount of people are asking for. Personally I've lost my excitement for the game, but I would still buy it if it came out and didn't look like shit.
5 years later and this is still accurate
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6 years later and this is no longer accurate.
@@mjbentley100 ii5546555466654646666668 ii64oio6656ii5i56ii56555uk6666554y646565iu656y56i466
2 years later there is finally a new game
It's ok, Valve. You don't have to make Portal 3. I have a life now. I have a boyfriend.... I'm happy... Seriously.
I'm so alone.
In all seriousness though, Portal 3 might actually be a bad idea. I represent a rich community of unstable teenage fangirls for which any mistep in the direction of the plot might lead to a mass suicide. It's stupid, WE'RE stupid, but our blood would still be on your hands, Gabe. Do you want that?
Annie Trinity :(
+Annie Trinity Fuck that.If any third game should come out first its fucking Half-life 3.No team fortress 3,no portal 3 and no left 4 dead 3 before HALF-LIFE 3!!!
GreedAndSelfishness I agree. After finally playing HL2 after leaving my original comment, we need a sequel to that way more than we need a sequel to Portal. Who ends a franchise on a cliffhanger? That's just cruel!
Also, if we're assuming Portal 3 would continue Chell's story line, anything that happens in HL3 would be spoiled in Portal 3, because Portal 3 would take place after the events of Half Life. In fact, as much as I love Portal 2, it kind of shouldn't have been made, a misstep in priorities in my opinion. Unless maybe the two plots converge in the next installment and they therefore had to bring the events of Portal up to speed with the rest of the universe before they could proceed. Otherwise, finish the story you're telling before you start a new one, damnit!
Annie Trinity Its the biggest fucking cliffhanger.
Now suddenly Valve is "evil"?.
Fucking Valve saved PC gaming and made games more accesible to everyone, not to mention cheap with a great gaming and online platform.
And yeah fuck Valve because they make money by selling other studio's games, ¿isn't exaclty what Microsoft, Sony, EA, Activision and sometimes Nintendo does?
and about Half-Life 3 just get over it, Valve never cared about it before Steam and certainly doesn't cares now, even if HL3 sees the light of day, ¿Do you honestly think it will live to the involuntary hype Half-Life fans created?
Dude its just a joke. They didn't 'save' PC gaming, they just monopolised it so now everyone hates everything that isn't Steam.
They never said Valve is evil. They just said that they're more interested in working on Steam full-time than doing games.
K Smith "monopolized"
I guess GoG and humble bundle make no money.
CommentSection Barbarian
GoG is MUUUUUUUUUUCH smaller than Steam, and Humble Bundle pretty much just gives keys for steam and some other services. (Though, mostly Steam)
***** Then you know some massive pricks. Its for charity.
valve cannot count to 3
They don't need too
To*
cs, cs source, cs go
Colorao Dib
Counter strike have more series
Medvee Single Team i was just saying that VALVE (not steam) can count to 3.
I think it's safe to say that half life 3 has gone the way of duke nukem forever. If it ever does come out, everyone will have moved on and stopped caring
I still have my hopes up, even if it comes out in 10 years
maybe you wont be even alive till then
he only doesn't make 3s out of spite, he made windows 1, 2, and 2.5
thats not really what is happening i dont think
Duke Nukem forever is a game toat was about 80% complete by 3d realms... then the company went under... someone else bought the title for DNF and scrapped the 80% completed product... then they tried to make it themselves and then THEY went over... i hear that the DNF title has switched hands like 2 or 3 times before Gearbox finally picked it up... and personally, i still enjoyed it
Already stopped caring five years ago.
Left 4 dead 3
Portal 3
Team fortress 3
dota 3
half life 3
counter strike 3
they don't like third games in franchise. I mostly want left 4 dead 3 for consoles.
Counter Strike 3? What are you on about...there are four CS games.
oops. I was 99% there was only 2.
+MAGIK BANANA I want L4D3 to be released with workshop support from the get-go, because the workshop for source games is amazing.
+Park Avenue its only extensions of the first counter strike, counter strike is the original game, cscz is an extension, css is a source version of the original and csgo is a money maker version of the original, so its not counter strike 3 but counter strike 2
I saw left 4 dead 3 in my dreams
If Valve was only thinking about money, they wouldn't give out 4 million dollars to contributors of the steam workshop who did that stuff for free.
Exactly!
they didn't just give it out. people bought things in workshop. they did it to keep the workshop community working to keep making them money.
Edward Johnston
4
million
dollars
each month.
Think twice.
Its much easier to pay random people who make content for you and make yourself look better than it is to just hire them full time with salaries and other benefits that you have to deal with. "Oh the community will think I'm a good hearted company because I give out money to random fans and I don't have to actually employ them? Okay cool." Hell, they would probably get sued if they didn't pay for the models they put into the game.
CragBlade
Or you can try hard to find something about a fantastic game company that everyone loves to bitch about because you got abused in your childhood and you have no friends.
Basically ive worked it out:
Half life 1: (1)198
Half life 2: (2)004
98 - 04 = 92
Half life 3: (3)092
Half life 3 comes out in the year 3092 AD
PhD in Internet Retardation We only have a half life man! By that year, the other half of that life will be gone and we'll be dead!
The Salty Spittoon 1198 ?
The Salty Spittoon Comes out in 2024 along with "Doug Huggem"
The Salty Spittoon So Half Life one came out during the Dark Ages? XD
The Salty Spittoon >98 - 04 = 92
>half life 1 came out in 1198
how to numbers
well this aged well
Well
Well
What if we ( Half-Life fans ) would come all together and make Half-Life 3! A game sequel made by Half-Life players For Half-Life players. It would be an epic dream! :)
+Anej L commended plz do
up this comment whoever wants HL3
+Anej L okie dokie ill call the team *phone crowbar collective and tripmine studio*
+Anej L
answer: y'all get you asses sued off
+Anej L It would unfortunatley never be as good as something Valve could make
+Anej L Actually that'd be so cool! :D As long as we had Valve's permission though.
The hurts. The truth HURTS!
Paweł Dudek
Yup, no curation of any kind...
Paweł Dudek
Exactly, the funniest thing (or saddest, depending on how you look at it) is that one of the few things Valve actually regulate are the tags you can but on a game... You can't but a tag like "bad" or "broken" on a game for whatever reason... Even if it's actually true.
Kefka Palazzo That is because the opinion of 99% of people is still an opinion. A tag of "turn based" means the game is "turn based" and I can trust that. A tag of "bad" may be true for 99% of people, but what about those 0.4% of people that may enjoy it?
Broken is arguable. Remember, it's a crash to desktop "feature" not a bug! ;D
Tinari Kaotika
When I say broken, I mean like, Guise of the Wolf broken :P
Paweł Dudek
Yup, it's fucking retarded! >.< Even the funny ones like "Nano machines son" Gets removed... And that can actually be a mildly useful tag, it'll tell you that it's most likely a sci-fi game containing small machines of some sort, and it'll give you a little laugh along the way, what's wrong with that?! >.
Valve, we used to make games, now we make money, best catch phrase ever XD
Gaben: DONT WANT TO MAKE VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE
half life alyx:*laughs*
Devi dude it took six years
I honestly believe part of the reason they haven't and probably wont make HL3 is because there are so many people who want it, that Valve couldn't possibly make a game to their expectations.
NotTheFeesh especially after Fallout 4. So many ungrateful spoiled brats hyped that game to death and slammed it with all kinds of BS insults
+Joshua Willis Even though Fallout 4 was almost a direct downgrade from New Vegas.
nils4545 wow
I really hope this happens
A lot of people want the new Zelda. I guess Nintendo shouldn't make the new Zelda then. Stop with these lame ass excuses. You can't sit there with a straight fact and say that openly.
guys
there are only 2 halves to a life
half life 3 will never come out
guys
at the end, glados told chel(l?) to gtfo
portal 3 will never come out
guys
THERES LITERALLY NO REASON TO RELEASE A SEQUEL TO A NEVER ENDING MULTIPLAYER GAME
team fortress 3 will never come out
gimme more valve franchises with a sequel and i'll tell you why the 3rd one will never come out
Aaron Gosselin Dota?
Day of Defeat?
Poker Night?
So Many Poops uh
i dont know what those games are about
i guess im a skrub then :c
Aaron Gosselin -Dota is a crappy moba
-Day of Defeat is kinda like Counter Strike set in a WW2 theme
-Poker Night is kinda self-explanitory.
+So Many Poops dota is a great game
green pegasus It's pretty lame.
They'll make Episode3/Half-Life 3 eventually, I mean you can just stop a series at a cilffhanger and discontinue it.
actually they can and it happens all the time
The problem is there is so much hype for it that no matter how good it is people will be disappointed.
valve simply didnt go to preschool there for it cant count to 3 but it did go to the best video game school on earth
True very true because Gabe Newell is about to die so some one is going to lead valve to grateness.
Actually have you Heard of "The Kane: Chronicles"? It was a PS2 game that left a major cliffhanger and to this day the company refuses to make a last game.
If HL3 was released, the internet would break. Literally break.
This will age like wine
I would give everything to see GabeN's reaction to this video.
HEY STEAM WORKS BETTER THAN ORIGIN
Fuck it, i still support Valve.
it is just a fun video you know that right?
***** i would be kinda retarded if i would think this was real, so no worries, i know its a joke
Lizzardtong Do you support our master GABEN ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE
ALL HAIL THE GABEN! BLESS THE GABEN! PRAISE THE GABEN!
fucking fafnboy.
I googled Gabe to make sure I wasn't looking at Gabe
1, 2, alyx
and after Half-Life: Alyx will be Half-Life: Gordon
Spycheck him,Gabe doesn't look like that!
Valve. We used to make games. Now we make money.
Powerful slogan haha
how ironic.... Now This channel is dead and Half-Life 3 begins to breath..... How ironic...
I come here once a year. I miss the old days...
Half Life 1--------1998
Half Life 2--------2004
Half Life 3--------3???
HL3....confirmed? :/
Nope. They might be working on the new Source Engine though.
1998?????
DozzerSkits Yes,1998.
well. shit
Half Life 3-------3000
Wait a second...
Half life release date 1998
Half life 2 release date 2004
that is a 6 year difference
there are 2 games
6 divided by 2=3
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
Dude just give it up!
Joshua Willis
You can't stop the hype bro! Can't stop the hype!
uhh no
THE HYPE TRAIN IS STILL ROLLING!!!
Hehehe I see what you did there
We used to make games.
Now we make gloves.
Is it me or does he look like that old guy in the chicken outfit from toy story😂
do some fucking research n00b, his name is Al.
I hope you all understand that Valve is working on Source Engine 2 and they will not release HL3 on the old engine, because they want HL3 to be as good as possible.
Left 4 dead 3 and HL3 soon on Source 2
I would like to see Portal 3 though. I know it'll never happen, but I just would like it to happen.
Matthew Nameful If HL3 happens, P3 will happen.
Matthew Nameful I think Portal and Half-Life are going to run into each other so to speak in the next half life when it comes out. A lot of things point to it.
itisimpossibleto tf3 is not going to happen in at least 5 years
Once I had a dream where Half-Life 3 came out... *How* *stupid* *I've* *been* *those* *days*
Me too!
***** Wow.. nice story bro, im sorry for you, you're so right. It's sad how long we all have to wait.. but just think of the day it will come out... there's gonna be A MASS of news of Half-Life 3 or people playing it on their channel... I think it will break the internet XD :D
*****
Half Life 2 ep 2 is 10 years old. I believe.
I knooooow
Its been so long and people want it so much. People will be expecting too much from it I'm afraid.
I'd rather put my money into steam over Origin any day.
www.polygon.com/2017/4/1/15129600/valve-has-cut-dota-2-royalties-and-workshop-creators-are-crying-foul
www.google.es/amp/s/www.polygon.com/platform/amp/2017/5/16/15622366/valve-gabe-newell-sales-origin-destructive
Origin sucks ass
OK
@@Erfierazgzb0ss4u >polygon
LOL
fans: where is hal--
Gabe: here is half life alyxe
This does not age well. A new Half-Life VR game is coming :)
MondySpartan it aged well for six years dude
*THIS. IS AN ACCURATE. CHERT.*
You know HL3 is somewhere in the bowels of Valve's HQ, the development of Source 2 is a dead indication.
Half life 3 will be the launch title for Source 2 and Valve VR.
***** No, Ricochet 2.
Dewy Healy Maybe,*sniff*maybe.
Btw what was that 3rd game other than Dota2 and CS:GO
"WE DONT WANNA MAKE GAMES ANYMORE" yet half life alyx just came out
Yeah 6 years later 😑
@@joshuawillis602 Making games isn't that easy especially if you don't want to ruin its story(3-6 years is the average time of making a normal game).
Aged like milk
Milk doesn’t last for 6 years you moron. This aged well
Everything makes sense now...
I know how to release all three games into one...call it The Orange Box 2.
We need to email this to the Gaben.
Scout Carnby
We need a god damned petition
Gage Fischer Agreed.
It will be called The Steam Box. You'll see the new Half-Life and the new Left 4 Dead (and why not, maybe a new Portal [or even a new IP, who knows?] ) bundled in their machines, but they won't make it exclusively for their machines, of course.
AdventureSANANDREAS Don't you mean conga fortress? xD
This December this video will be three years old. With every year it becomes more and more true.
THIS. IS AN ACCURATE. CHART.
It seems like everyone in this comment section all wants Valve to release miracle games every six months. But when Treyarch does that with COD everyone complains, maybe we as the selfish fans could actually appreciate the fact that a fully blown corporation with all the money it would ever need to keep existing forever actually takes the time to stay devoted to their fans. The fact that Valve delays its games means that the game is not yet perfect and they want to make sure that their fans are given what they "deserve." Do you think it's easy for Valve to delay those games when all anyone will do is yell at them for making sure that their product is all it can be? When a company like Valve with the smartest, most talented, devoted, and passionate people in the world and only about 300 employees trying their best to be original and make miracle video games in this wasteland of creativity called the "Gaming Industry" they deserve to be commended for trying their best to give us what we all want. You WILL get what you want eventually, but until you get it let the developers at Valve do what they do best and make miracles, because it takes time.
For anyone wondering how Valve is run and why your games aren't coming out right now, their employee handbook would probably shed some light on it and I urge you all to read it, it's very interesting to hear how they work.
media.steampowered.com/apps/valve/Valve_NewEmployeeHandbook.pdf
Team Gamerfood You literally have no idea what you're talking about. You're basing all of your opinions on your lack of real information on the subject. You probably didn't even read anything that I said.
I couldn't agree more dude.Valve is my fav video game company!:3
Half Life 2 was released in 2004. That was 10 years ago. Your telling me that for the last 10 years and counting they were perfecting Half Life 3? What about Left 4 Dead? They made the Left 4 Dead 2 5 years ago and no sign of 3 anywhere. And then there's Portal, also no third installment in sight. If they don't start making more of these games people are going to move on and forget about them. Then when Valve finally decides to make them no one is going to care because they were to late.
SnakeStampedeGaming Confirmed expert in the business side of the video game industry!!
but your always updating tf2
and braking it.
SkullSkillsSkates Not as much as you broke english
1 mistake.... well valve made a bit more than 1 fuck ups in tf2.
SkullSkillsSkates Which they later fix.
For example now in TF2, the minisentries aren't gods while building anymore.
when they fix it they brake more again.
Video in a nutshell:
Valve: We are afraid of the number 3
Artifact.
Yep, valve's dead... on the inside.
That's not GABE NEWELL, THAT*S A SPY
SHIT. SHIT. HE FOUND US OUT.
Uhhhh no.
OMG two spys D:
Alexandre Daumerie DEMO IS SPY
THERES A SPAH CREEPIN AROUND HERE
Paid mods, never been so accurate.
"This is an accurate, chart!"
My favorite quoute from this series.
anyone here after HLA released
I just hope Valve makes some serious headway with gaming with linux... Ultimate dream in 10 years to play whatever games on a linux build.
Steam OS
Hallelujahmkay It's not out yet though. So I can't praise its greatness. :P
Trevuar L Beta access:
store.steampowered.com/steamos/download
This comment aged really well. Steam deck got released.
I think valve will make a huge fortune with half life 3 with so many people waiting for it
They'll never make one. No matter what they do, the hype will be so great that a large percentage of customers will be disappointed.
@@ted_b so what did you think of half life alyx?
I fucking lost it at " We used to make games, now we make money" :D
"Can you put that sentence in the form of a chart?"
THIS. IS AN ACCURATE. CHART!
it's almost Half-life 2's 10 year anniversary
this is exactly why I wish they would just sell off the rights to the franchises. let them just be the steam company and we can still see the games come out someday.
whoever buys them would make bad(or just different-but to many people there's no difference so...) versions,and then people would somehow blame Valve for that
Zaptechz there really is no knowing that until the games come out.
typically sellouts dont go well for the product or it's fans. it would need to be exceptionally well managed to be better than before.
only valve know how to make half life right, an example is what EA done with star wars battlefront, FUCKED IT.
gabriel rodrigues I disagree. When was the last time valve released a game?
4 years later, still true.
Well, this seemed pretty accurate.
Wait...
Half Life 1 and Half Life 2
that is 1 and 2
1+2=3
Half Life 3 confirmed!
Haven't the foggiest idea what my comment was about now. How awake was I?
original
+Andloo Yunty Veri fanni :I
+christina Johansson Very funny* and without that face
+christina Johansson ..... christina Johansson 1+1=2
Half Life 2 confirmed
I hate how this is accurate nearly nine years later.
Oh boy does this shine true 4 years later.
If HL3 isnt coming out im going to VAlVe headquarters and just make a massive shootout and yell "WHEN IS HL3 COMING OUT MODAFUCKAS?!??!?!?!?!"
lol NSA
Two Canadians actually did that....they then had a picture with Gabe Newell after being politely asked to leave....I wish I was making this up.
If you did that then almost everyone would evacuate and you may shoot the HL Team or worse...the TF team. I am still waiting for the damn comic to come.
deadlynicky Or do you mean the FT?
Albiuxas 3 likes? Half-Life 3 confirmed ;)
i dont have a single problem with valve as a company.
oh no, they dont make games anymore!
steam is a great program that has no competition.
free games, no ads, mod support/tools, community content, ingame internet browser, MASSIVE sales, integrated voice chat, unlimited downloads, multitasking...
i'm fine with that.
Finally a voice of reason.
True, but it all runs through Steam. And they can decide at any time that a subscription model might suit their "bottom-line"; there goes all free content, your library that you have fine-tuned over the last couple of years, your friend list, etc. Think Gamespy, but where a company can actually block anyone who wants to use free content on their site or system. Using proprietary systems always keeps the home advantage...well,at home. Would have been nice if Steam games and content could have an open-source alternative, preferrable off-line, that would allow me to save my games to, so I have access to them even if Steam ever becomes subscription based, or like many other companies (like GameSpy), actually go belly-up over time.
Marinus van Zyl They could, but they won't. After doing so much for the benefit of their customers, why throw it all away? And a move like that would anger customers and developers alike, they would destroy their entire userbase on both sides practically overnight.
Also, Steam has an offline mode and you can play all games offline as long as they don't have a second, 3rd party method of DRM.
Arturo Espinoza But it almost feels that Valve is trying to be the fourth major choice for gaming (behind Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo). True, they are developing their own devices and software, but in my personal opinion it seems as if they are trying to position themselves as a fourth alternative gaming/entertainment company with proprietary architecture and unique devices and peripherals (and that would imply creating a profit-based ecosystem of interconnected devices - as seen with the Steam OS, the Steam Controller, etc.) - everyone running from a single virtual OS (the Steam OS). I could be wrong or reading too much into it, but no company is created to provide stuff for free to its user base. Sure, it can offer something for free, but that is usually subsidized by sales elsewhere. Valve could do more, but it will need to secure a massive source of permanent revenue streams, along the lines of Sony and Microsoft when they create hits. And experience has taught me that if one person controls the keys to the car, only he allows access and decides on who can drive and when that car can be used (for free). And while that person allows free use of the "car" and/or its accessories for now, that might not always be the case; especially if it runs contrary to the best interests of the company, the maintenance of current infrastructure or simply blocks the development of new products.
Marinus van Zyl I'm sorry but you seem to got something wrong. The Steam OS is for free, you can download it.
Valve declared they won't be making consoles at all, you can either buy them or build your own as well. And even, those consoles you buy, they've been designed with modules for easy upgrades, pretty much they are making PC's easier to upgrade and run.
The controller is needed since most gaming controllers are limited to a certain speed for camera movement, that if you make a connection between a console and PC in a FPS, you will see PC gamers will always win. Plus, if you are not aware most PC games that were ported to Consoles had been made extra easier cause the mechanics make it extremely hard for a console player to play that game.
To me, as Gabe said, they are busy right now making the future for gaming. It seems only one thing: They want absolute control over PC Gaming, no, gaming.
Right now STEAM got the best sales for video games. Which company allows you to get video game collection worth over $900 just for under $90. And if you weren't aware, Steam sometimes gives codes for free, and other times they just tell you that you need to download a game and you get it for free.
I've gotten at least 20 free games from Steam through their steam. I got Portal for free, got Metro 2033 for free also, and can't remember what others, I didn't get unknown games for free.
So if they want to conquer the market and have insane sales and give games for free, without a subscription, allow you to download their OS for free which you can install in any machine, well, that seems way more flexible than any other one. Unless you can tell me wrong.
Who's here after Alyx announcement?
ME :D
buts its sucks cuz its for vr
this video ages more well everyday
If Overkill were 100% honest with us
For the love of god
+2mil. subs
"Yes yes, Senpai almir is good, but we think our community is shit and we want to be CSGO and TF2.
+Mlg Aleks Also, we made a half-@$$ed attempt to apologize but we know, if we were really sorry, we could have removed micro-transactions in the first place and gave refunds. But hey, we're not Bethesda that messed up with Skyrim paid mods. We think they lost a good business practice when they were both sorry and gave refunds.
We trusted you, Gaben. We trusted you... ;_;
Gabe: Hello I like Money
Game critic: So Mr. Newell why is Valve is not supporting Half-Life, Team Fortress, Portal and Left 4 Dead in favor of Steam, Dota, Counter Strike, Artifact and VR?
Gabe: Money
oh god this is 9 years old i thought this was recent
I'd love to see you guys do Double Fine next...if you dare.
The only Double Fine game I enjoyed was Costume Quest, I wish they would go back to games like that.
praise lord gaben!
If this was remade now:
“We know you want a TF2 update, but screw you! That’s too much work!”
"We didn't even do the original DOTA! We just put our name on the sequel!" Classic man
Why didn't I watch this sooner? That last catchline had me on the floor. xD
Valve: The only company that can go from making innovative games and software, to making an entire stock market based around hyperlinked .png images what's only function is increasing an arbitrary number on users profiles, while still having their customers kiss the ground they walk on. :V
Jealous much?
Steam OS doesn't count for idiots like you I guess.
MrGiffmoney I am. I wish I could make millions of dollars by doing that.
Don't we all sir. I just detected a little animosity about it. Gota learn to control your inner communist and learn to be happy for the success of others.
MrGiffmoney No. My success. xD
After seeing ponies and fedoras at the end I instantly unsubscribed.
no one cares
MrButtsavage17 i care
good for you.
thank you, have a wonderful day
Unsubscribed because you saw Bronies and a fedora? That's just ...
Half life Alyx has been announced bro
This video aged well.
SARCASM HAHAHAHAHAHA
It really did actually. Half-Life: Alyx doesn't change a lot of this.
Says "Rich as balls!" at 0:36, just in-case you wanted to know.
Thanks to that vid speed reducer hahahah
Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo
MSN
Three Letters
Half life 3 confirmed.
OMFG YAY FINALLY
You guys need to make a new 100% honest now.
Gabe Newell: Ok kids, let's count to 5! 1, 2, 2 and a half, 4 and 5!
1:28 your theroy is invalid, because the more people you give that older book the more people want the sequel
But at the same time, they're getting other people to make and sell other books while they get about half of the cash.
Theroy Jenkins?
So. Fucking. Accurate.
Youre that one nasty commenter from TGWTG .. Small world
i agree
Here we are, two years and one month later.
Gabe Newell in Kindergarten: "Ok Gabe, i want you to count to ten!" "one, two,...........uhhh...... four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten" "you skipped three" "i know"