English guy takes English citizenship test

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  • This was a lot harder than I thought it would be.
    Hope I'm still an English citizen.
    Edited by: / lizard123456789
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  • @whiterunguard8916
    @whiterunguard8916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2568

    “I’m sorry sir but you failed the British citizenship test”
    “Ah bloody hell!”
    “Never mind welcome to Britain”

    • @PS-vr1uv
      @PS-vr1uv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @jeep biscuit lmaoo

    • @bilybb3596
      @bilybb3596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Religious hentai.what a name lmao

    • @Starlight-rb3sp
      @Starlight-rb3sp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes but only if they say it like: ‘bloody ‘ell!’

    • @s_lasgalen
      @s_lasgalen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wankerrrr

    • @Uno-li3jp
      @Uno-li3jp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice profile pic

  • @scott_69
    @scott_69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    Dave refers to the war of the roses, “this is proper game of thrones stuff ”. Doesn’t realise that game of thrones is based on the war of the roses.

    • @eliiuu9597
      @eliiuu9597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      lol yes

    • @x_sushirolls_x716
      @x_sushirolls_x716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Many fantasy stories are based on British history

    • @AnnaGlin
      @AnnaGlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      York and Lancaster, Stark and Lannister, they even sound similar!

    • @Mirimes
      @Mirimes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AnnaGlin that's exactly what i thought! At least Lancaster, maybe for the La-ster

    • @notanerdtv
      @notanerdtv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @juliett925
    @juliett925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    “The English system is stupid, this is stupid i am stupid, sorry”
    True words of dave

    • @echo9dev
      @echo9dev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a brit i can relate it is stupi

    • @6xmaaaa
      @6xmaaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bro exactly I live there and it’s absolutely stupid f* this.

  • @sydneyrey1414
    @sydneyrey1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    "east is england, west is wales"
    Me an Australian: "everything is up"

    • @SkaterBlades
      @SkaterBlades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't you have to hold onto something in Australia so you don't fall off the planet?

    • @merlinpinkfeather
      @merlinpinkfeather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      East is up

    • @sydneyrey1414
      @sydneyrey1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@merlinpinkfeather I'm trying so hard to follow that statement but I just can't

    • @merlinpinkfeather
      @merlinpinkfeather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sydneyrey1414 oh u wouldnt get it, it's a twenty one pilots reference.

    • @sydneyrey1414
      @sydneyrey1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@merlinpinkfeather ...oh lol k whatever

  • @papismoif
    @papismoif 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8146

    "What does UK Parliament know about UK Parliament" is a surprisingly reasonable question

    • @saltyonions9268
      @saltyonions9268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Poor parliament amirite

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      PapiSmoif the UK Parliament doesn’t know anything about the UK Parliament because it’s best political candidate is some random TH-camr that’s just now running for the UK Parliament.

    • @upinarms79
      @upinarms79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was going to make this exact comment if no one else had.

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      upinarms79 I’m glad that I’m not the only fan of Boyinaband’s channel that’s also a fan of Sargon of Akkad.

    • @bunni2583
      @bunni2583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr ...You mean the guy who was literally only hired to tank what remains of UKIP?

  • @sarahfeng
    @sarahfeng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    "well...this guy has 'words' in his name."
    honestly my logic any time i take a test

    • @NotMyLaifu
      @NotMyLaifu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But you're Komaeda so no wonder it works out for you

    • @betterdenu999
      @betterdenu999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      500th like your welcome

  • @elenagraves6249
    @elenagraves6249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    Test: When were men and women given the right to vote at age 21?
    Dave: I was never taught what laws there are, *I was never taught what laws there are*

    • @shaelynmartin1996
      @shaelynmartin1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      But I know how Henry the Eighth killed all his women

    • @prideofmanny2981
      @prideofmanny2981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@shaelynmartin1996 devorced beheaded died divorced beheaded survived
      Now thats in my head instead of finacial advice

    • @sissi2204
      @sissi2204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Apparently there's thirty, do you know them? i don't!

    • @amysemler9835
      @amysemler9835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Why the hell can't we both resite them by rote

    • @gatgat-o8k
      @gatgat-o8k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nova C
      Or how money works at all-where does it come from?
      How does the thing that motivates the world function?

  • @DiabolicalPaperClip
    @DiabolicalPaperClip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    My fav was the part where you looked at four of the most famous poets on earth, wondered which of them might do poetry, and then chose Wordsworth bc he had 'words' in his name.

    • @allskillgaming4806
      @allskillgaming4806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tbh I didn't know who any of them were

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@allskillgaming4806 You should check them out. Beautiful work. Also you’ll love to read about Lord Byron’s life. Super interesting dude.

    • @KennaDeMerkedo
      @KennaDeMerkedo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "on earth" is a bit of a stretch...

    • @DiabolicalPaperClip
      @DiabolicalPaperClip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KennaDeMerkedo it's really not tbh, popular poets locally differ depending on location/language but those are definitely some of the most widely read.

    • @CamerHD
      @CamerHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DiabolicalPaperClip You're probably British then. Being neither American nor British, I would agree on Blake and Wordsworth but Poe and Frost are definitely missing on a global top 5 or something like that.

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1366

    19:32 "I wish I was in a boy band"
    - Boyinaband, 2019

    • @bora7672
      @bora7672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      he should change his name to inaboyband

    • @toprak3479
      @toprak3479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Boyinabandinaboyband

    • @Haydudes87
      @Haydudes87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spot on

    • @randomanimatedchronicles4747
      @randomanimatedchronicles4747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Boyinaboyband

    • @MCPilot1201
      @MCPilot1201 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mohammad Nadeem Nope. It's not irony. Watch more VSauce

  • @grimhood7382
    @grimhood7382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    "what gods do you have?"
    "IDK man I just like wearing a turban"

    • @hadassah6563
      @hadassah6563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂Lol
      It's pretty silly, but I guess dude likes turbans 🤣

    • @JohnAndJohner
      @JohnAndJohner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Have you seen a dude in a suit and a turban with a big beard? They look regal as fuck.

    • @Kovukingsrod
      @Kovukingsrod 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @dorothypierre754
      @dorothypierre754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The funny part is that Sikhism is monotheistic 😂

  • @henriettab9942
    @henriettab9942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    test: when was the carta magna created?
    me, an American: isn't it the magna carta...?

    • @natasha-ut7si
      @natasha-ut7si 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I'm from the UK and I thought that too!

    • @aliciaclaire81
      @aliciaclaire81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      It is Magna Carta. I’m hoping this was just a shitty clickbait test. Otherwise, yikes.

    • @ravnitesanchez6183
      @ravnitesanchez6183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It definatleyt is Magna Carta, im british and were learning abt it now

    • @SimplyCheryl
      @SimplyCheryl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right?

    • @brandonhey7797
      @brandonhey7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me, a person from Britain: Same my Yankee dude.

  • @victoriaodegaard1
    @victoriaodegaard1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Boyinaband: *Fails English citizenship test twice*
    Boyinaband: "I was not taught what LAWS there are"

  • @ayanoaishi1932
    @ayanoaishi1932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "St.Patrick is Jacksepticeye land*
    -Dave, 2019

    • @ajinasawor
      @ajinasawor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ahmed M his full name is boyinaband

    • @snovatheidiot
      @snovatheidiot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ahmed M Dave is the name of the guy in this channel but his real name is David

    • @bluebell560
      @bluebell560 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t forget about RTGame

  • @m4n4h1l
    @m4n4h1l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    “England is a country”
    *nick crompton has left the chat*

    • @user-zd8ge4bu5n
      @user-zd8ge4bu5n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaoo

    • @oe3567
      @oe3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EᑎGᒪᗩᑎᗪ Iᔕ ᗩ ᒪᗩᑎᗪ🛬

    • @issumusi
      @issumusi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-zv7yb4yp9g cause its funny

  • @3van660
    @3van660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "Who was given the title of Lord Protector? Sounds pretty old."
    *_Proceeds to consider if he should pick the person youngest of the options by 300 years._*

  • @evaporatedwater7778
    @evaporatedwater7778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    The only time I’ve EVER heard anyone say “ gnarly “ is when someone is pretending to be like an American stereotype

    • @eliminati0457
      @eliminati0457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I heard it in "History of the entire World I guess" by Bill wurtz
      "And eats chemical soup mad of gnarly space ingredients left over from it was raining rocks or whatever" xD

    • @greykendall1830
      @greykendall1830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol yeah

    • @tyler8028
      @tyler8028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You need more gnarly friends then

    • @evaporatedwater7778
      @evaporatedwater7778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyler, ok sure 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aiyana02
      @aiyana02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i heard Emkay say it a bunch of times. dont know if he does it ironically but yeah

  • @putridabomination
    @putridabomination 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Fun fact: Everyone who immigrates and takes a Citizenship Test have to know more than the actual citizens.

    • @acetivorans
      @acetivorans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well I mean what are they gonna do? test every citizen at age 18 and kick them out if they fail? haha

    • @putridabomination
      @putridabomination 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@acetivorans No I'm just saying that people applying for citizenship know more than the average citizen.

    • @RetroGenetic
      @RetroGenetic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@acetivorans And funnily enough, it also goes for Finland. And I whole heartedly vote for kickign them out :D

    • @acetivorans
      @acetivorans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RetroGenetic hahaha yeah~

    • @mmmk1616
      @mmmk1616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the US most of us would fail I'm sure.

  • @pathalenvivaldi7811
    @pathalenvivaldi7811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "I wasn't taught this in English school."
    Ah, brings back so much nostalgia.

    • @Sp00tnik-1
      @Sp00tnik-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *I wAs NeVeR tAuGh WhAt LaWs ThErE aEr*

    • @serafinschaller1688
      @serafinschaller1688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *I wAs NeVeR tAuGhT tHe LaWs Of ThE CoUnTrY i LiVe In*

    • @kyhoney
      @kyhoney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *BuT I kNOW aLl ThE wAyS HeNrY tHe EiGtH KiLlED hIS wOmEn*

    • @roseclouds5838
      @roseclouds5838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MidnightBlue DiVoRCE BEhEadeD ANd DIeD DIvoRcE BeHEaDED SUrvIVED

    • @malhekuba7473
      @malhekuba7473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roseclouds5838
      GLad tHaT's In My hEaD InStEaD oF FiNaNcIaL AdViCE!

  • @mralfey
    @mralfey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    How to become increasingly British, by Boyinaband:
    1. Break a plastic flag pole
    2. Place said flag in said hair
    3. Put on a golfer’s hat
    4. Say “bloody hell” in good accent
    5. Get more British by putting on Sherlock Holmes hat
    6. Become ULTRA BRITISH by putting on a top hat
    BTW:
    This was written by an American

    • @nix.i
      @nix.i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      gnarly waves dude!

    • @endmysuffering7903
      @endmysuffering7903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you forgot 'spend most of your life drinking earl grey tea'

    • @jamesbrewer6970
      @jamesbrewer6970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is rascist . shut up

    • @cecilygood754
      @cecilygood754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CT -2007 No, this is how we evolve. You must be new to the UK, don’t worry you’ll learn.

    • @jamesbrewer6970
      @jamesbrewer6970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cecilygood754 i'm actually 99.67% english. this guy was an american

  • @nuggetnougat
    @nuggetnougat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    *"unless the original version of golf was when you take, like a log, like, a tree, and swing it at some invader's head."* -Dave 2019

  • @D3VM
    @D3VM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "Patrick is definitely frickin'...Jacksepticeye land"
    Died there

    • @kiddo9355
      @kiddo9355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s also my birthday thing :)

    • @mgc7199
      @mgc7199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jacksepticeye, King of Ireland.

  • @theeveoftime2052
    @theeveoftime2052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    DuDe, Did YoU sEe ThAt GnArLy WaVe?
    -Boyinaband 2019

    • @dontreadmyprofilepictureyt
      @dontreadmyprofilepictureyt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmfaoo
      D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶

    • @andefarmer
      @andefarmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I dont think anyone has said gnarly wave since the 70's

    • @2Meows
      @2Meows 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am a Californian and never have i ever seen the surfer stereotype

    • @theeveoftime2052
      @theeveoftime2052 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@2Meows Except from a British person 😂😂

    • @nonamedliz4851
      @nonamedliz4851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whenever a British person is duing an american accent, they either do sufer talk, hard jersey, valley girl, or Texan southern. XD

  • @gasterblaster4116
    @gasterblaster4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I found really interesting the question about the English defeating the Spanish Armada.
    I am from Spain and here, instead of saying that the battle was lost, we are taught that a huge storm destroyed all the ships before even getting to the battle.
    Turns out history is subjective to the country :D

    • @Ava-wm6cv
      @Ava-wm6cv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That is what we learned in Ireland too. Supposedly some spainish sailors washed ashore and stayed. Including one who apparently became the lover or grainneuaile, the pirate queen.

    • @Paul-zk2tn
      @Paul-zk2tn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well thats because thats what happened. England also then went on to lose a lot of their ships to a storm en route to Spain.

    • @velikynovgorod4358
      @velikynovgorod4358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pretty sure both versions happened. Storm hit the armada and what survived was defeated by the British with their smaller ships.

    • @silver-jc4ix
      @silver-jc4ix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm Spanish too and in my school they taught us that the Spanish Armada wasn't appropriately prepared to the weather and the British were more tactically advanced so they won easily.

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not subjective per se, but the few ships that did survive were easy pickings for the English. This of course them became a well publisized victory. Often overstating the ammounts of ships present at the battle. Remember PR has always been important. Still there is no question that there was fighting involved.

  • @Emporer-hz1dd
    @Emporer-hz1dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Dave: i really like Scotland I’ve been there a bunch of times
    Me: (happy Scottish noises)

    • @dawnrandomrants35
      @dawnrandomrants35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aww bless that made me smile so cute 🤣🥰❤🕊

    • @Gorbenko-yo1kk
      @Gorbenko-yo1kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gonna be honest I just think of a set of bagpipes as the noises you produce

  • @joshualovis6726
    @joshualovis6726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    "I am the most British person you will ever see"
    me: looks in mirror, looks at username, starts to cry

    • @2ethefirst318
      @2ethefirst318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      it's okay, don't be sad just because you were born in that country

    • @edibleforks
      @edibleforks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@2ethefirst318 And what country were you born in exactly?

    • @2ethefirst318
      @2ethefirst318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@edibleforks Upside down land

    • @edibleforks
      @edibleforks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@2ethefirst318 crikey

    • @2ethefirst318
      @2ethefirst318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@edibleforks crikey indeed

  • @MWCruiser
    @MWCruiser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4480

    The title of this video would just be “Don’t Stay In School; Government Edition”

    • @a7iicus448
      @a7iicus448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@wandering4104 At least not if you wanna stay in the EU. :p

    • @iamarchibald
      @iamarchibald 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Semi colon

    • @MWCruiser
      @MWCruiser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      electric Rock not fixing it

    • @jennywilliams8382
      @jennywilliams8382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maybe it should be do stay in school because he didn’t know basic British history

    • @dark_attribute
      @dark_attribute 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Don't Stay In The EU"

  • @-dennis3755
    @-dennis3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "In Schools they should just let people play Civ, for history"
    Well sure for History thatd work.. But For Math.. For Math they should play Factorio

    • @MrJorge3010
      @MrJorge3010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Human Resource Machine for IT classes

  • @nakupovani1
    @nakupovani1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “Scottish people are pretty chill”
    -Boyinaband 2019
    Me a Scottish person:I play the knife game would you like to play?

    • @caesar1680
      @caesar1680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nakupovani1 oh yes the knife game is chill asf isnt it

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@caesar1680 Yeah actually it’s chill (except that I finally stabbed myself yesterday so I can’t use my left hand until next week...)

    • @caesar1680
      @caesar1680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nakupovani1 ah well done

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@caesar1680 it was a bad idea since now I can’t play any games that have 2 buttons on each side...

    • @ended_ellipsis
      @ended_ellipsis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah yes and all my friends are pussys and do it with pencils 😂

  • @KpaBaPa
    @KpaBaPa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "What does the UK Parliament know about the UK Parliament"
    Frighteningly accurate and relevant atm

  • @moonmybyul1361
    @moonmybyul1361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    >commits genocide on Ireland
    >is one of the greatest Britons of all time
    If that's not British, I don't know what is.

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not Scottish, that's for sure. We're all Irish immigrants.

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @flip inheck Well, Gaelic was spoken there for quite some time and the lowlands are where a lot of big changes happened culturally, so despite me generalizing, it's mostly true. The gene pool is so mixed up with the UK it's hard to distinguish between Scottish, Irish, Welsh and English heritage; pretty much any DNA kit will not specify between them.

    • @aaronmorrison8050
      @aaronmorrison8050 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beththedarkmage3359 Scotland is a part of Britain thou

  • @InkscapeXD
    @InkscapeXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "*the most british person you will ever see*"
    The spiffing brit: *hol up*

    • @user-yq3op7xq6p
      @user-yq3op7xq6p 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a faffingly odd man, he truly has not seen bludeeeeee Davviidddd fukin tenant innit

  • @sandramashni5978
    @sandramashni5978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    When he was trying to be American, he sounded like a cali surfer 😂

    • @sandramashni5978
      @sandramashni5978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Idk, are they???? CONSPIRACY

    • @annonymous6827
      @annonymous6827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sandramashni5978 no we're not lol

    • @sandramashni5978
      @sandramashni5978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@annonymous6827 Ik, I am Californian I was just making a joke 😂😂

    • @annonymous6827
      @annonymous6827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sandramashni5978 I know was joking too mate love boyinaband he's so funny in a British way, but I guess it applies to me as well...

    • @tsu_den__.tw_g
      @tsu_den__.tw_g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmaoooo we don't sound like that

  • @degeneratephoenix8889
    @degeneratephoenix8889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    "...which policies exist..."
    ***AND HOW TO MAKE A CHANGE***

    • @zannamartin5907
      @zannamartin5907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Degenerate Phoenix HOLY SHIT I KENW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE I STARTED RAPPING DONT STAY IN SCHOLL WHEN HE SAID THAt!

    • @brotherthesus9869
      @brotherthesus9869 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right

    • @-shiningnuit-310
      @-shiningnuit-310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Mais oui, je parle un peu de français.”
      Omg honestly when ever he says anything like this my mind goes straight to it even though I haven’t listened to that rap in so long....

  • @btsruinedme
    @btsruinedme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2227

    some of you guys didn't learn your British history from Horrible Histories and it shows.

    • @ZaLewdWarudo
      @ZaLewdWarudo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I've been rewatching the series on Netflix. Reminds me of many after school afternoons back when I was younger.

    • @wizenwashere1668
      @wizenwashere1668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      btsruinedme ikr

    • @Luculencia
      @Luculencia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I loved those books :)

    • @zahrasaid7137
      @zahrasaid7137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      btsruinedme omg I used to love that! Funny how I know study History in university.

    • @Furiousmiget
      @Furiousmiget 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THOSE BOOKS WERE AMAZING!

  • @juultjeboots319
    @juultjeboots319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Dave: is this frinkin’ game of thrones?
    Also Dave: Edits in foto of Boromir of lord of the rings

    • @-murray-
      @-murray- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't the man who played Boromir play some guy in Game Of Thrones too? Idk though, don't end me plz

    • @johannesvahlkvist
      @johannesvahlkvist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-murray- yes, a main character at that

    • @-murray-
      @-murray- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johannesvahlkvist yay good job me

    • @prideofmanny2981
      @prideofmanny2981 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-murray- lol " yay good job me"

  • @darthvader5201
    @darthvader5201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Jesus was the only person with the respawn button

    • @adammcfall5133
      @adammcfall5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he wasn't, osiris, baldr and a host of other figures from religion and stories come back from death, sometimes on a regular basis. The local hospital brings people back from death all the time, sometimes even inducing a clinical death.

    • @darthvader5201
      @darthvader5201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adammcfall5133 ok you are forgetting Rasputin

    • @adammcfall5133
      @adammcfall5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darthvader5201 Actually Rasputin's killers were just bad at it. They cooked out the poison, didn't put enough black powder in their gun, and even fired three shots total, including one point blank to the forhead. Rasputin finally died of drowning.

    • @darthvader5201
      @darthvader5201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adammcfall5133 ._.

    • @echo9dev
      @echo9dev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a game dev, I can confirm this, his random look/model generator failed and gave him the button that ai were given

  • @stsjs6938
    @stsjs6938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2370

    Fun fact: Game of Thrones is actually based on The War of the Roses

    • @krautgazer
      @krautgazer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Yup! House York = House Stark, House Lancaster = House Lannister

    • @francatcreations6324
      @francatcreations6324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yup. British history is brutal AF

    • @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken
      @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Basically all of A Song of Ice and Fire is based on something historical.

    • @stsjs6938
      @stsjs6938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Hiba MOHAMED RIZWAN
      😅 I only saw it now

    • @johnturner4400
      @johnturner4400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      StS JS. Only the other side won

  • @MrSlothnose
    @MrSlothnose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    The War of the Roses actually inspired Game of Thrones! Hence the names Lannister (Lancaster) and Stark (York).

    • @user-og1et3iy3f
      @user-og1et3iy3f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@NikhilGokhale -rk?

    • @Michaelalondon
      @Michaelalondon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nini G Sean Beans yorkshire accent was no accident.

    • @solarsatan9000
      @solarsatan9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actully it didnt its based off the pre norman times hence the 7 kingdoms

    • @brandonchandlerMGnO
      @brandonchandlerMGnO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@solarsatan9000 Can't it be based on multiple things?

    • @beomloumin504
      @beomloumin504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@solarsatan9000 It's based on multible historical events. These two being the main ones.

  • @juliepaulemarijkevanroosbr6303
    @juliepaulemarijkevanroosbr6303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dave: this is proper Game of Thrones stuff!
    Also Dave (or editor): * shows pictures from Lord of the Rings *

  • @yenz9616
    @yenz9616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I liked it every time when he said “bloody” and “moron” and “stupid” it always sounded so funny 🤣 it must be his accent

  • @behnammcdelijani3898
    @behnammcdelijani3898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2477

    Next video:
    English guy loses his English citizenship.

    • @wigglyfruit4708
      @wigglyfruit4708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Boy in a band: and I oop

    • @ThatGuy-te9wh
      @ThatGuy-te9wh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He needs to take a US citizenship test.

    • @bluebloodcell9420
      @bluebloodcell9420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or... " Vlog: Moving to space because of the failed citizenship test! (Not clickbait)"

    • @Sparkle8205
      @Sparkle8205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He did one too many oopsies

    • @heyhey2968
      @heyhey2968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have more for the title
      And drinks do you get it back

  • @greyjay9492
    @greyjay9492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    12:31 they couldn’t even get the name of the MAGNA CARTA correct

    • @brody_pierogi
      @brody_pierogi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I mean, it could be a translation error..... oh wait....

    • @shadowpanda3748
      @shadowpanda3748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! And then I was like, maybe there are different ways of saying it??? Because how could the ENGLISH GOVERNMENT get that wrong!

    • @TheRenegade...
      @TheRenegade... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Could go either way technically?

    • @memeregime8187
      @memeregime8187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In latin based languages nouns come before adjectives, my mother is an Argentinian and she says ‘Carta Magna’, it is ‘Magna Carta’ here but the correct Latin grammatical term is ‘Carta Magna’.

    • @blaster1185
      @blaster1185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zaid crap in America we had to learn this how did they get it wrong

  • @gunoorpog7139
    @gunoorpog7139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m Aussie so you should just call whoever is within shouting distance a moron.
    Works every time.

  • @kainuipenaloza9395
    @kainuipenaloza9395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *Quiz: Why do we have the forth of July?*
    English man: The heck if I know?!?
    Quiz: Trick question, that's a USA thing.
    English guy: WHAT THE FRICKEN HELL-!!!!

  • @christophechattou8159
    @christophechattou8159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    Boyinaband: *uploads 3 videos in a month*
    Me: hold up, wait a minute, somethin' ain't right

    • @coffeeaddictedflick7100
      @coffeeaddictedflick7100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hopefully not getting ready for another hiatus :(

    • @dino-mite2661
      @dino-mite2661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nah something _is_ right!

    • @jaxvipre8606
      @jaxvipre8606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or
      Something's terribly right?

    • @jcouchman3356
      @jcouchman3356 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s just making up for lost time

  • @groodey5714
    @groodey5714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1795

    Later that day Boyinaband was deported back to school. His worst nightmare.

    • @EricMcNugget
      @EricMcNugget 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      And he still wasn't taught anything to apply to his adult life.

    • @Hjh826
      @Hjh826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Now he can make don't stay in school 2

    • @zrenoxzrenox474
      @zrenoxzrenox474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      #Don't Stay In School

    • @eatcheese8soup
      @eatcheese8soup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      #Dontstayinschool

    • @jae3004
      @jae3004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Too bad he wasn't taught _what laws there are._

  • @callumplaysgames8255
    @callumplaysgames8255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    ''I wish I was in a boy band''
    *username, literally ''boy in a band''*

    • @snivylink2119
      @snivylink2119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he used to be in a band (called You And What Army) but it was put on indefinite hiatus

    • @callumplaysgames8255
      @callumplaysgames8255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@snivylink2119 Yeah I know

    • @AnnaGlin
      @AnnaGlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      boy in a boy band then?

  • @Todeswalzer-pi2jk
    @Todeswalzer-pi2jk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:46 my man just said game of thrones and put up a lord of the rings jpeg

  • @ladyyona7966
    @ladyyona7966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    "This is proper Game of Thrones stuff!"
    *GoT was inspired by the War of Roses*
    Edit: Thank you dear older sister for that piece of information. She's writing her bloody dissertation paper on ASOIAF (yes, yes, the book, not that abomination of nature of a show)

    • @jejeje6034
      @jejeje6034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know it is soooi funnyy

    • @boghag
      @boghag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      York Stark
      Lancaster Lannister
      They even sound alike

    • @heinsiegert5275
      @heinsiegert5275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's so cool that shows such as GoT inspired entire wars

    • @Simon-eo3dx
      @Simon-eo3dx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      heard it was inspired by Les Rois Maudits which is about the French monarchy

    • @MWCruiser
      @MWCruiser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you IMDB trivia

  • @roo2139
    @roo2139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2036

    I'm so proud of you that you're uploading regularly. Don't stress yourself, but be productive. You're my favourite English dude!
    Edit: turns out he isn't english lol
    He's my favourite non English English dude!

    • @iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai
      @iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True dat

    • @girlysoap9031
      @girlysoap9031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I live in England so I can't exactly say he's my favourite English person 😂😂😂
      He's in the top lot for sure

    • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
      @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Zed Morningstar I’m my least favorite English dude

    • @oj3738
      @oj3738 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes you are also my favorite

    • @roo2139
      @roo2139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 You're my second favourite English dude

  • @kangelove9327
    @kangelove9327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yall vote at 21?! But drink at 18?!?! *confused us screaming*

    • @Gorbenko-yo1kk
      @Gorbenko-yo1kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The voting age has gone down to 18
      Also you can have a pint in a pub as long as you have a meal with it and you can drink at home from the age of five as long as your parents allow it

  • @RayOLight
    @RayOLight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dave:” I am the most British person you’ll ever see”
    Me: Are ya bloody challenging me?!?

  • @roninzo3354
    @roninzo3354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    "where are the crown jewels kept?"
    Me: *looks down*

  • @lilith9725
    @lilith9725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "Dude did you see that gnarly wave" that’s how we all speak for sure.

    • @brotherben15-88
      @brotherben15-88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      All Americans

    • @Cloud-wl8lp
      @Cloud-wl8lp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      as an American I can 100 percent confirm this dudes

    • @zellafae
      @zellafae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Radical man

    • @Brock73
      @Brock73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I totally surf in my freezing, American state of Idaho.

    • @westonkenyonmusic
      @westonkenyonmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, that's Californian. I'm in NY, on *the other side of the country.*

  • @frufruJ
    @frufruJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow. Some of the questions are pure trivia. I'm Czech, and I don't know who was the ice hockey team captain in Nagano (arguably our greatest sports achievement). And I guessed Wordsworth correctly because Byron wasn't as boring as to write a poem "The Daffodils" :D
    However, you inspired me to take the Czech citizenship test, so I'm giving you a few of the questions (got 27/30 right, passable is 60%):
    Mrs Svobodová takes a bicycle to work. In which of the following situations is she breaking the road transport rules?
    Which is the number of the medical first response? (I got this wrong because 155 is the medical and 150 is the fire brigade, but we have the universal 112 now)
    Which two months do the pupils of Czech schools have the main holidays?
    What is the beginning of the Czech national anthem?
    Which are the two chambers of the Czech Parliament?
    What's the Ombudsman's task?
    Mrs Svobodová's computer is broken while in warranty. What is the time limit in which the seller has to deal with the warranty?
    What's the name of the Czech currency?
    What's the minimum wage?
    Which brewery makes the beer brand Pilsner Urquell? :D

  • @laibamurtaza4932
    @laibamurtaza4932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm watching this and answering questions and I knew almost all of the history related ones, I would like to thank my History teachers for this. 🇬🇧

  • @joshjpac1509
    @joshjpac1509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    “This is proper game of thrones stuff”
    Game of thrones was actually based on the Wars of the Roses

    • @Julioc96
      @Julioc96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Lancaster=Lannister
      York=Stark

    • @shyre836
      @shyre836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pissed off noises, i said this first and noone noticed

    • @thog664
      @thog664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Were the white walkers also involved in the Wars of the Roses?

    • @caioandrade2088
      @caioandrade2088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@thog664 those are the irish

    • @kuhluhOG
      @kuhluhOG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actually the whole Platagenets dynasty

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    Just answer "tea" on all the questions and you'll pass 99% of the time

  • @moonx698
    @moonx698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *"What does the UK Parliament know about the UK Parliament?"*

  • @jugalaxy2197
    @jugalaxy2197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:08
    *You have summoned the Queen*

  • @vitotito12
    @vitotito12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Boyinaband started posting videos again.
    Average Dopamine +100

  • @atinyfifi1233
    @atinyfifi1233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Throwing logs at badgers...
    Ah yes, the national past time of my people, no Saturday is complete without it.

    • @Drotdog
      @Drotdog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally read the start of this comment as he said it.

    • @AetherAudio
      @AetherAudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The good ol' days!

    • @GermAntibody
      @GermAntibody 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

  • @voicelesskraken7454
    @voicelesskraken7454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That’s got to be the most British person I’ve ever seen, so it would seem

  • @cherrytea256
    @cherrytea256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OH HELL NAW! I AIN'T UNSUBSCRIBING FROM UR CHANNEL!

  • @press8704
    @press8704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    dave: plays national anthem
    the queen: teleports behind him
    dave: N A N I ?

    • @salmay4266
      @salmay4266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omaywa mo chindieru

    • @bluegemsgt5789
      @bluegemsgt5789 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *OMAEWA MO SHINDERU*

  • @ZombieDragQueen
    @ZombieDragQueen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    Tester: "What does it mean to be a true Englishman."
    Testee: "To screw over the Irish, Scots and the miners' union."
    Tester: "What about the Welsh?"
    Testee: "Trick question, the Welsh never count."
    Tester: "Congratulations, you passed the citizenship test."

    • @NUCCubus
      @NUCCubus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Screwing over the miners union is basically screwing over all the welsh as well

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@NUCCubus Exactly my point as well. The Welsh don't count ;)

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@United-Nations I don't think it counts though. Besides, here's an interesting book "How The Irish Saved Civilization" by Thomas Cahill (1996, Anchor Books - my copy). The Irish contribution to the European civilization is often understated.

    • @masochisticcooking7078
      @masochisticcooking7078 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      then i get screwed a lot

    • @rewrose2838
      @rewrose2838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@masochisticcooking7078 You're a product of a lot of screwing, and screwing you would enable if you commit to screwing

  • @aurora2155
    @aurora2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I tried to play along with him but couldn't find the same test. Damn you Life in the UK test web for updating your tests. ;-)

  • @LooneyTiksCrap
    @LooneyTiksCrap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When are you moving to the US, since you failed this one and passed the American one?
    (Yes, I watched the videos out of order because youtube algorithm.)

  • @Ellenchattergirl
    @Ellenchattergirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2379

    "What does the UK Parliament know about the UK Parliament?"
    -Dave, 2019

    • @Mii.2.0
      @Mii.2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      UK Parliament: Yes.

    • @DodoGTA
      @DodoGTA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice pride flag

    • @Ellenchattergirl
      @Ellenchattergirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Woah, thanks for the likes guys! Didn't expect it to get that big lol

    • @branson9271
      @branson9271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Read this just as he said that

    • @ayanoaishi1932
      @ayanoaishi1932 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mii.2.0 Dave: *No*

  • @Harudath
    @Harudath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "What's with all this Game of Thrones stuff?"
    Houses Stark and Lannister were based (loosely) on York and Lancaster from the War of the Roses

  • @Lovelyclarii
    @Lovelyclarii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why is Dave me during a multiple choice test😂😂

  • @mushrooms_hideout
    @mushrooms_hideout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They should be asking questions about horrible histories. At least the trivia questions would prepare people for British television.

  • @KrispyKrabby
    @KrispyKrabby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I remember having a teacher who said there was no such thing called "England".
    She would have done great on this test.

    • @KrispyKrabby
      @KrispyKrabby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @SlyPrince She didn't actually lol

    • @dawn8293
      @dawn8293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wut the hecc

    • @amsyarzero
      @amsyarzero 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh

    • @-murray-
      @-murray- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pardon me, but what the fuck

  • @deleted2869
    @deleted2869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3176

    David: **uploads regularly**
    Everyone else: *_confused screaming_*

    • @TheFuriousBean
      @TheFuriousBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'm scared

    • @Ted_________
      @Ted_________ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Apparently he was in a coma!

    • @2001maurits
      @2001maurits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      What do you mean 'david'... His name is boy, and he's in a band

    • @juliawerner7519
      @juliawerner7519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol right? And omg totally here for oopsie time~ New favorite thing💚💜

    • @dumbname939
      @dumbname939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maurits Spijker Can’t wait till someone doesn’t tell that’s a joke lol

  • @glencoconut
    @glencoconut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:27 Am I the only one that thought it was called the 'Magna Carta'

  • @alisontibbens2155
    @alisontibbens2155 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Might I recommend Lee Strobel's ""The Case For Chris"t and" The Case For A Creator?" Being a stickler for reference you'll be pleased to know there are abundant references and bibliographies. I don't know a lot about you right now, but I do know you are open to dialogue and you're willing to give everyone a fair shake..

  • @auxchar
    @auxchar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    "I should start a group"
    Andrew, Rob, and Roomie: are we a joke to you?

    • @yc5263
      @yc5263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i'd like to see a roomie andrew collab tbh

  • @justronjay9226
    @justronjay9226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    No American I know has ever said "ah bloody hell" without putting on the accent.

    • @yakacm
      @yakacm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Monty Burns doesn't put the accent on

    • @justronjay9226
      @justronjay9226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Monty Burns isn't real.

    • @daniel9721
      @daniel9721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      TECHNICALLY the Brits don't either

    • @lt.generalofsalt4273
      @lt.generalofsalt4273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Uk= bloody hell
      America= what the fuck

    • @MrHatoi
      @MrHatoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just tried to do it and I don't think it's physically possible.

  • @pinkpanther6196
    @pinkpanther6196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ah yes my go to icebreaker dude did you see that gnarly wave lmao

  • @Glaamdring
    @Glaamdring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Game of Thrones was in fact based quite heavily on the War of the Roses. Hence the similarity between the name Lancaster and Lannister-and alternatively between York and Stark. The more you know.

  • @johnvoidec5170
    @johnvoidec5170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "Where are the crown jewels kept?" Trick question, it's actually "my pants"

    • @achillesreyskens2774
      @achillesreyskens2774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I heard they are rather small

    • @lycos94
      @lycos94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      they're actually just in the Queen's cupboard

    • @UncleSpenkor
      @UncleSpenkor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that’s immediately what i thought of 😂

    • @Lurking_under_ur_bed
      @Lurking_under_ur_bed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's 'Family Jewels'

  • @MidnightAssass1n
    @MidnightAssass1n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    When you’re Australian so you can get away with saying bloody hell and dude did you see that gnarly wave

    • @hadassah6563
      @hadassah6563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣
      Basically...

    • @hadassah6563
      @hadassah6563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Add a few swear words for good measure🙄

    • @theartypineapple
      @theartypineapple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We get the best of both worlds

    • @AmmaraSHAH773377
      @AmmaraSHAH773377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yh I've noticed some of your city accents are becoming more American even on neighbours and home and away i think there's an American when its just a city Aus
      Its a shame man y'all keep your accent alive cus youth evolved into a good un after the British BBC one in the 40s

    • @MidnightAssass1n
      @MidnightAssass1n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ammara Shah I’m rural it annoys me aswell, I can’t stand that letter r

  • @Shiek200
    @Shiek200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude bro, did you lay eyes on that most gnarly of water waves? Being of California myself I assure you the wave was being most excellent. We should totally go make surfing!

  • @uzumakirakku
    @uzumakirakku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I did the Singaporean citizenship test recently and I think it was quite reasonable. They give you all the information in a format closely resembling an online course, and then you answer some fairly simple questions. I did speed through the info section, though, as I already knew all of it from school, as it was taught to us as part of SG's National Education. There's no penalty for answering wrong, as the test allows you to retry until you get everything in that section correct, so you then move on to the next section. It didn't ask any extremely obscure questions, and the history-based questions were about stuff that most people who have lived here for some years would know anyway just from osmosis. It probably helps that Singapore's history isn't as long and complicated as some other countries, though. Overall, it was more like a (mandatory) course than a test.

  • @spambaconeggspamspam
    @spambaconeggspamspam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    >Sings about Henry the eighth's women
    >Doesn't know the war of the roses

    • @Duriel123
      @Duriel123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shots fired

    • @soy9605
      @soy9605 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      im saying 😳

    • @mysigt_
      @mysigt_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was shocked

    • @shavranotheferanox7809
      @shavranotheferanox7809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And then he is talking about game of thrones, WICH IS BASED ON THE WAR OF ROSES

  • @DANLi_
    @DANLi_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    “What does the UK Parliament know about UK Parliament”
    Well, apparently *nothing*

  • @rafagasim8464
    @rafagasim8464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm just here to say i love your hair.

  • @sadderdxys3725
    @sadderdxys3725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Am the most British person you we’ll meet” - The guy with to butt length hair and one red stripe and loves metal music

  • @TicalaKing
    @TicalaKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "This is proper game of thrones stuff"
    Yes, because that's what it is based off of

    • @rivermay109
      @rivermay109 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it?

    • @MidgeCat
      @MidgeCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was a war fought based on Game Of Thrones?

    • @palmtree1958
      @palmtree1958 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sirapple589 @Jane Smith please tell me you're both joking

    • @THAMNOS
      @THAMNOS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@palmtree1958 r/whoosh

  • @JosephineDeSmet
    @JosephineDeSmet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    me * plays God save the queen *
    queen: "I have been summoned"

    • @deathwatch6081
      @deathwatch6081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Josephine De Smet
      Me:*plays rule Britannia*
      Fighting forces from all the colonies:”We have been summoned”

    • @ScrapMek
      @ScrapMek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Now all I can imagine is Queenie arriving like Thor in Infinity War via the Bifrost... 🤣

    • @JosephineDeSmet
      @JosephineDeSmet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goosecore hahaha lol

    • @crapcantbeholy1389
      @crapcantbeholy1389 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sub Bot
      Errrrrrrr

    • @233kosta
      @233kosta 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe the royal pronoun is "We", though I could be wrong

  • @sinmasterj
    @sinmasterj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is propper game of thrones stuff. he says about the thing that has been quoted as a major inspiration for game of throwns by JRR. haha

  • @hayligale6456
    @hayligale6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    War of the roses was between Lancashire and Yorkshire - we learnt that in school as I am from lancs

  • @angrygopnik7784
    @angrygopnik7784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "I don't watch football I don't care." *Hears yelling outside of his window* *Gets lynched*

  • @JustinMKW
    @JustinMKW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "The day Jesus Christ turned 30 years old"
    ...so the day that he was born?

    • @harrycahill
      @harrycahill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well it would change day and it's on Friday he might have been born on a Saturday or something

    • @Spoon80085
      @Spoon80085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So, Christmas?

  • @rowanmcnabb-friedmann8138
    @rowanmcnabb-friedmann8138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Jaiden: " would you like a power waffle or an energy waffle?"
    Boyinaband: "that's so American."
    Like if you get that reference.

  • @megadev9099
    @megadev9099 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd say that understanding things about the culture of a country you plan to live in (like the golf question) are more important than knowing which year something happened.

  • @meiendorf1428
    @meiendorf1428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Turns on "God save the queen" without presence of a Queen
    Police knocks to his door

    • @Vulprex
      @Vulprex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fbi open up!

    • @jeeeves
      @jeeeves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "ey you got a license for that?"

    • @whitehorizon2225
      @whitehorizon2225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WELL WELL WOTS'ALL DIS DEN?

    • @7ylerD
      @7ylerD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAS breaks in and takes him away.

    • @ericayala766
      @ericayala766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whitehorizon2225 seems someone is committing a crime, innit?....

  • @hollowswillkill
    @hollowswillkill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    ''This is proper game of thrones stuff''
    Literally what George based the books off
    York = Stark
    Lancaster = Lannister

    • @Errelsoft
      @Errelsoft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait. Really?

    • @sonderistic7664
      @sonderistic7664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      René L Yep

    • @arcticwulf5796
      @arcticwulf5796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Errelsoft yup

    • @Callaghan552
      @Callaghan552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Errelsoft No, although GRRM took elements of it for his story. The Starks don't really have an awful lot to do with the House of Plantagenet. One allusion to the Wars of the Roses is that Robert Baratheon named Ned Stark as Lord Protector for his son upon his untimely death, although in the event it turned out to be the prince who killed the protector to unlawfully claim the throne.

    • @TheSirgnomesalot
      @TheSirgnomesalot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A lot of the Game of Thrones house interactions are closer to Chinese nobles’ infighting than European infighting

  • @vunga8195
    @vunga8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Him: "I am the most british person you will ever see"
    Grian: "Allow me to introduce myself"

  • @maddief.8956
    @maddief.8956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    one of the questions on there is literally "what time do pubs open on sundays?" 😂