The best part about this speed run is all the fun things you where doing, like warming your hands up on the exhaust fire, keeps the spirit of the game where most games lose that in speed runs.
Employee: “paint something cool then hand me the paintbrush when you’re done” *smacks the control panel with the paintbrush and palette then hands the paintbrush back*
“Reason for termination of position: He works like Sonic on cocaine but we end up charging customers practically nothing and he keeps throw perfectly ‘good’ parts in the bin.”
I love how even while speedrunning optimally he’s still being funny and is clearly enjoying himself, usually by waving at people and giving random thumbs-ups
Gatinho Gordinho Fuck off, buttons are so privileged. You idiots will never know the struggles of levers, all through history they were being treated like less then objects, being pulled. Imagine being pulled hundreds of times, and you can do nothing about it because you don't havd thumbs. What about the paint lever eh? No one thinks about the levers. #leverlivesmatter #endbuttonprivilege #switchism
*someone who knew this mechanic place for years now(Let's call him Adam)* *looks on the new guy* *new guy waves at him* Adam: oh, Another worker....hopefully he doesn't expand my time and wastes another 20 dol- New guy: Here's your receipt, Have a nice day! Adam:*drives his car outside the mechanic place while looking at the receipt* A year later... *Someone who just moved to the City(let's call him John)* John: *google searches on google maps somewhere to repair his car* John: Huh? this place looks good *looks at the reviews* Reviews:All of them are five stars and all of them talking about that guy, The "new guy"
Funny enough, you were costing SleazeBot thousands of dollars doing this. Also, VR speedrunning has potential due to the physical presence of the player. Ever consider a Gunnasium run in H3VR?
Not sure about 8, but... Job Simulator has access to the dimensions of your play area. Each map has 3 different sizes depending on how much room you have. In this recording, I have the medium play area. In the small play area, there are six different positions for the car to be in, but with the extra room in the medium and large play areas, you only need 4. This is all done 'under the hood' (pardon the pun), and Owlchemy designed each of these areas for every job.
you are without question the sassiest speedrunner ive ever seen in my life
Eclectic Spaghetti true lmao
Lol he’s no even talking
CF_Mitz r/ihavereddit
Yes idc if you post me on r/ihaveihavereddit whatever
Right? He’s awesome.
normal speedrunner: *takes bill and throws it at guy, urgency at fullest
this dude: *takes out bill* finger gunssss
The best part about this speed run is all the fun things you where doing, like warming your hands up on the exhaust fire, keeps the spirit of the game where most games lose that in speed runs.
Loved when he threw the gas can into the trash, gave it a thumbs up and missed and just went "Nah." 😂😂
@@bdanmcg2170 or like 12:28 where he ate 5 whole raw lemons
True that
Human music rock and morty
Hate to break it to you, but your being payed by the hour...
Summer Jennings It's not about the wages, it's about the money you're saving people in parts and labor.
Actually mechanics typically get paid per job, faster the job, the more you can do, the more money you make
Summer Jennings *you're
Summer Jennings well I hate to break it to ya kitty BUT UR MEMES WHERE MINE HOW DARE U
Lol
Lol I started laughing when I found out you are jumping to get closer to the chain so you can pull it faster.
If only taller
@YT InzAniTix its a VR but whateva
I just need a quick tuneu- *RIPS TIRES OFF BAREHANDED AND DUMPS ENERGY DRINK ON ENGINE*
The mechanic used to work the racetrack apparently. XD
plot twist : the energy drink was for CARS
Lmao
*begins pouring sugar into customer's gas tank*
*sigh of relief when boss reveals you need to sabotage his car one minute later*
so true
Lmfaoooo
Employee: “paint something cool then hand me the paintbrush when you’re done”
*smacks the control panel with the paintbrush and palette then hands the paintbrush back*
*paints the Mona Lisa*
i tried to do that but i keep smacking objecsts inthe reality world or somtimes fail!!!!
_Bot wants to make the car look good_
*rapidly inserts and takes out headlight*
Bot: Hey, you did a pretty good job!
I like your profile pic Cabalex
theres so much emotion in VR speedruns, its beautiful
You actually enjoy it
Its a pc speedrun 😐
@@matthewy.9918 but in a VR game...
@@ThingyGoos you can play the game in pc and vr
@@matthewy.9918 they’re playing it in VR. Still a VR speedrun
“Reason for termination of position: He works like Sonic on cocaine but we end up charging customers practically nothing and he keeps throw perfectly ‘good’ parts in the bin.”
ForAntsByAnts Lol
That F1 tier tire change tho
He works in Williams...
XD
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Did you jump for the chain?
7:39 yes, he does
Hahahaha
The lengths you go through to speedrun
*y* *e* *s*
He did
The sign painting part made me crack up you started and finished almost instantly.
I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes I found that way too funny
The fucking slap slayed me. xD
Sabscribe in my channel please
Best painting
Sold for 1,000,000
6:35 The Next Bob Ross
No words can describe his masterpiece.
@@LutasticLu
Two years later, it's still incredible.
Oh no you just described it!
@@LutasticLu Oh crap, you're right!
That feel when you finally get that trash shot
"Oh this is nothing compared to my student loans"
Dont remind me
Hehehe
Antares I laughed so hard at this my parents almost woke up
I don't know why I'm watching these, but there's something about you flailing around and gesturing that just gets me laughing. Lmfao
SAAAAME
6:05, I did a pretty good job? All I did was repeatedly take out and put back a headlight and a piston...but ok.
FURIOUSLY OPENING CHAIN
Qrafter 7113 I like how he was jumping to open the chain
This is how someone should speedrun life.
This man moves like a damn cartoon character.
IKR XD
This made me audibly laugh
i like how you're being funny during this
11:19 i feel your pain
Your reactions are just awesome... i subbed you should make more vids like this 😁
*Game has special dialogue to help guide the player* player *speed runs game and skips almost all dialogue* game "am I a joke to you?"
When you don’t do anything to the car and get payed $510…
7:18 Hurry up! (One second later)
I love how even while speedrunning optimally he’s still being funny and is clearly enjoying himself, usually by waving at people and giving random thumbs-ups
Man!......U soo Good! Appreciate ur work!
**looks down at gas door that’s still open** WHAT IS THIS INCOMPLETE THING??
Best Human, EU. Look at those tiny bills while others rack up thousands. People will come for miles to see the Human that is faster than the bots!
Pretty good run! Exept the fact that SlzBot made pretty much nothing. xD
0:54 "Well done, that's looking very *_C A R_* "
I like how you thumbs up every time :)
3:44 GLADOS?!
Omega The husky PotatOS lol
SpeedyJerk wait that's right haha
IT'S A BATTERY : D
No that’s PotatOS
11:07 SPEED DOOT DEPLOYED
MadmanEpic fastest DOOT in the west
Cheapest auto mechanic
Alan Saladbar these prices are probably reasonable for an actual repair
9:26 A FREE TUNE-UP?! THIS IS THE BEST VALET SERVICE EVER!
*procedes to drive out on rims*
i like how he jumps for the chain
6:05
I wholeheartedly agree
You're the funniest Speedrunner ever
“Oh this is nothing compared to my student loans”
Perfect sentence
You could work for nascarXD
Ahhh, that exhaust pipe warmth though.
8:57 glove in the glove compartment.... very clever lmao
"Hey, is there anywhere I can have my car sabotaged beyond repair in under a minute?"
"I know a guy."
11:18 Mega oof
Please,stop abusing the print button,also de drop car too
#buttonslivesmatter
Gatinho Gordinho Fuck off, buttons are so privileged. You idiots will never know the struggles of levers, all through history they were being treated like less then objects, being pulled. Imagine being pulled hundreds of times, and you can do nothing about it because you don't havd thumbs. What about the paint lever eh? No one thinks about the levers. #leverlivesmatter #endbuttonprivilege #switchism
*T H E
W A R
H A S
B E G U N*
(Can't fix it I can't spell lol)
@@MangoBoBango why are you coming back to a 2 month old comment lmao
@@cyrogenical8384 because I can't check dates (I legit had no idea)
@@MangoBoBango ok
"In the age of capatalism" DAMN ROBO COMMIES
12:28 casually starts eating lemons in the middle of a speedrun
Toyota requires your talent
also i'm pretty sure the run is supposed to end when you eat the E G G Z H I T burrito, but i could be wrong
*someone who knew this mechanic place for years now(Let's call him Adam)*
*looks on the new guy*
*new guy waves at him*
Adam: oh, Another worker....hopefully he doesn't expand my time and wastes another 20 dol-
New guy: Here's your receipt, Have a nice day!
Adam:*drives his car outside the mechanic place while looking at the receipt*
A year later...
*Someone who just moved to the City(let's call him John)*
John: *google searches on google maps somewhere to repair his car*
John: Huh? this place looks good *looks at the reviews*
Reviews:All of them are five stars and all of them talking about that guy, The "new guy"
@Brendon Earl says you. What's so cringe about it?
"Oh wow, this is nothing compared to my student loans"
OOF
In the minute 7:42 he jump in the real life. Like
Me: ok ill sleep at 10 pm sharp after this video
Me: stays up at 1 am watching this
Rip chain game 11:25
6:39 wanna see me paint something cool? wanna see me do it again?
Lol its too fast mechanic XD
11:17 gets me every time
At 6:12 he literally stole the glasses and the bot just casually left without his glasses
Legend is he never noticed his glasses got stolen
It’s so he couldn’t see he literally changed nothing about the car
8:26 *AGGRESSIVELY EATS PIZZA ON THE FLOOR* lmao
Funny enough, you were costing SleazeBot thousands of dollars doing this.
Also, VR speedrunning has potential due to the physical presence of the player. Ever consider a Gunnasium run in H3VR?
Benjamin Fuller or a fo4 vr run, that would be disorienting af
Its slzbot, not sleazebot
Speedrunners are the only ones who charge reasonable prices.
SonyDiamondRobot (^113.3%)
*punches receipt printer*
Other people: take hours to beat the game
This person: 40 minutes actually
i have learned that when you're speedrunning this
You also become the worlds cheapest auto mechanic.
NBA : Celebrated Early
Him : Also Celebrated Early
5:38
Dang those customers only paid like 8$
Your the best worker I ever seen..
No cap
NO CAP
You should bring this to your next job interview.
I was going to try to speed run job simulator too but I saw u and my hopes are down now
Me at 3 am: I need to get to sleep
Also me: I MUST WATCH
A bot: exists
This boy: 👍👍
5:50
“Give me some style”
*messing with his car*
“Uhhhhh, Wait, is it good?”
*Always has been*
Get this man on the Indy 500 racetrack
11:05 was pretty great
Car mechanics in raceways be like: 2:20 - 3:01
“This is nothing compared to my student loans*
I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DJ Stone Productions sad and true
Good game
This guy can fix race cars jesus
Can I just say I love how you stroke the bot's face after giving them their receipt? This is the most fun speedrun I've ever seen.
Me : how you play game vr so fast?
You : its eazy man
Me : *TYGRED...!!!*
3:59 F1 Ferrari world record XD
Have u ever thought becoming nascar pitboy god dang u is fast as f
12:11 læmœn
مى،
6:08 👉😎👉
The world RECORD, the winner is… OLIVE IS A WORD THE BEST RECORD!!!!!
Wow just wow
imagine how the bots are like "HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOW BILL" cuz it's so fast
I love the weird hand motions and complete silence. It always makes me laugh how you mess with the bots
6:38
No cars were broken in the making of this video.
i have question why you have 4 sides and every other yter has 8?
Not sure about 8, but...
Job Simulator has access to the dimensions of your play area. Each map has 3 different sizes depending on how much room you have. In this recording, I have the medium play area. In the small play area, there are six different positions for the car to be in, but with the extra room in the medium and large play areas, you only need 4. This is all done 'under the hood' (pardon the pun), and Owlchemy designed each of these areas for every job.
oh thnx for answering :P
Garage door: I'm just goanna clo-
Player: NOPE!
0:55 WeLl DoNe ThAt’S lOoKiNg VeRy CaR
I love your expressions, always make me smile and laugh!
F1 xd