Getting A Job In VR Was A Big Mistake - Job Simulator
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 มิ.ย. 2020
- I got a job in VR as a store clerk thanks to Job Simulator and it was awful.
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People watching in 2024 cuz why not :)
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Crusty is every late night gas station attendent I've ever encountered in this video. Rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and just totally out of touch with reality...I love it.
considering the fact crusty mentioned this being a "Past Experience" he might have been that rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and out of touch with reality gas station attendent
As a former late night gas station attendant allow me to point out that insanity is a basic requirement of the job. Crusty carried out his duties impeccably and in accordance with the employee manual. I must point out though that he neglected to masturbate into the slushy machine as is expected by the customers, now the slushies will be missing that extra zing your used to.
Does he remind anyone else of Jack Sparrow
I liked videos that you made the Gooden special keep making more
@@DB-cn6rw pp
7:05
"humans are required to smile and be polite"
" *NO* "
TRUEE
Bro it’s been three years and I still watch this whenever I’m sad lol :D
14:14 "Oh 11pm is when I finish? Oh well I've, OH IVE GOT LIKE 6 HOURS"
This has happened to me so many times. I work at a convenience store like this one and... ugh.
All ready my favorite TH-camr and I have only been watching for a few days
SAME
Same
Same
SSSSAME😯😯😯
As he should be.
9:47 in the video
made me laugh my head of with the "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!" Hahahahahahah
Stan pines once said if there’s no cops around anything is possible
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE DARLING!?!?"
" *Not Enough... Not Enough...* "
Not enough come back here!
@Ethan Porter lol
fkl;mn
F that
No one
Absolutely no one
Crusty: doubles the size of the lottery ticket to make double the money
Math 100
200 IQ
STONKS
it worked probably
IAmCrusty Of course it would, that’s just how business works
6:21 WHANT SOME GUM BEEP HERE IS YOUR GODDAM GUM that is a funny moment
You're So Funny IAmCrusty 👇
True
@@wrench_games4265false
Tru
True lol
@Plushworld22022 it is not tru it's true
Ugh retail flashbacks... As an engineering student the amount of times I was faced with legitimate stupidity on the regular... Made me want to build some form of death ray... Good times!
I’m sorry
@@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 lol
Lol
did you ever make that death ray
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 it was more of a laser pointer unfortunately... Though I do have something I made going into space so that's kinda neat...!
5:32 he gets disturbed by dancing 😂😂😂
His voice and character is the best thing ever I need to see more job sim with crusty
I need to check this on out, it looks like something I could do sitting down. And a lot of fun for this senior citizen.
8:27 Crusty getting paid tonight
3:02 if only that existed in real life 😕
2:01 robot(well hello) IAmcrusty: (aah how are you doing my sure might i say my fine bow tie my mighty friend)
1:24 ooh robot: don't forget to hand over the change IAmcrusty: im gonna have this 😅😂😂😂
I need that jumbo sizing machine in my life right now
So true so true
@Dogdillon SIKE its not what you think
Or its exactly what you think
Yes sir
oh my god i just realized what you’ve meant
@@mdlmfo 😏
7:50 that was my favorite part i thought the fireworks exploding in her face was really funny
Damn you're funny as hell. Had me bawled over.. Absolutely brilliant!! Seriously you are the best at VR!.
5:46 “GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE!!” 😂😂😂😂
AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME I AM HERE RIGHT NOW STOP IT!!!!!
16:02 Customer:I WANT LIKE..LIKE A BIIIG BURITTO Customer Again:A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BURRITO
I know how you feel Crusty. I worked in retail before at the register... Its torture. I wish I could do that to people. 😂
Every second a bot steps INVISIBLE TOE in the store, a Crusty loses his carp times 99999999999999999,99999999,9999999999999,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999,99999999999999999999999999999999
OMG YES!
@@Evoedits6 don't get me wrong. I love people. Just love them to death. But I hate customers.
@@NatashaWinland yes Me to
Yes
i just love how he was brittish by saying bloody so much it was very funny
*hands slushie*
*fallls down*
"Well that was rude"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:20 "YOU WANT SOME GUM?! *BEEP!* THERES YOUR GUM!"
I know, haha, funny gaffs; but really give it a moment of thought:
-You're a robber.
-You're on the run
-You enter a retail/gas station with the intent on holding it up
-You get in and hold up your gun to this crusty looking pissed off worker guy behind the counter
-You tell him to hand over all the money they've got
-Possibly crazy dude reaches over and takes your gun away telling you to "get the fuck out".
-It's fine, you have a backup gun
-Nutball worker guy takes your gun and puts it into a retail food machine
-You're confused 'cause that thing is meant for food and not gun
-Pissed off worker dude smiles maniacally as the light of the machine reflects off of his face
-Crusty ass crazy motherfucker takes out your gun that is now the size of a sawed off shotgun
-Tell's you that what you have is not a gun, that this is a gun
And later when you're caught by the police, the store worker says it was someone else instead of you who tried robbing the store.
"Crusty looking". Clever.
That would be an experience
If I was in a love story for some reason, this is how I want it to begin
Great job bro keep up the great work, I enjoy these vids
Still a classic this one, re-watch it once in a while. The retail anxiety is real.
True....
It’s a big responsibility but I am proud of you.
I know this is odd but I’m about to take my first big job and this made me fing cry
@@WildHeart378 i hope it goes well!
Hey
@@WildHeart378 pp
🐈🌳🌎😹😂🤣
Hey Crusty, have you ever thought of playing beat saber or Arizona sunshine on the channel?
I've played Arizona
@@IAmCrusty Yess, yes you have, I liked it when you blew some zombie heads off
Bro I have Arizona sunshine. It’s so much fun
@@Beamngmonsterjam00 actually, thanks for the reply. I was just yesterday thinking about buying arizona next steam/oculus sale.
I live in Arizona
4:00 this is a reminder to myself to do this multiple times to see if you can actually win it for the old lady
i think you can, you have to get lucky tho
I've watch this almost 20 times and never gets old.
Nah, it wasn’t a mistake. You’re the only employee who actually knows how to job.
That true tho
How drunk is he
@@kayleebieber666
@@justinwilsonhowes3143 what
Hi there is that something that can help you
Crusty in beginning: That’s not hot.
Crusty when he serves the first customer: Bloody hell it’s hot.
@Blue Zero same
0:41 oh the freezer okay
3:12 "Yeah. *pours out slushee* That was rude."
EXTREMELY accurate. I can vouch for that because I worked at Hess years ago
15:19
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: the bot doesn’t even have feet
Kid robot says I NEED SUGAR😂 7:32
I haven't laughed genuinely in months. Nice video!
*THE HUMAN UPRISING OF 2027*
Me: (looks at calendar).....The.. WHAT
that implies that humans were enslaved many years before that... *looks at august while sweating*
@@mrhalfwit972 I'd like to resign from 2020
@Ali Khaashiu Bin Thilmyz im officially retired at 26, no responsibility for me please.
Me tho
I know what happened that signed the name of “the human uprising”. Context provided says that human’s were enslaved before that. I presume around 2025.
Crusty: *scans slushy*
Robot: oh your very good at scanning now would you pass that to me?
Crusty: ......yeah *pours slushy on to table on purpose and drops empty cup*
Crusty: ........ That was rude
So right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL
6:57 bro ran like sonic
17:54 Man, the big reveal of 3 tiny adults that overdosed on helium really shocked me greatly!!!
8:41 look at the price I laughed my ass off
Jesus
I don't get it i'm 10
OOP
Swear
Detroit: Become Human 2 - *HUMAN UPRISING!*
Lol
Good afternoon, human, I will like to purchase these 👹 CHIPS👹0:14
@@jocely400 LOL 😂
Cbggv
@@jocely400 It Did Sound Like A Demon XD
1:25 years old and still in my heart and I love it so much I love you so very much
I freaking love your videos. Keep them coming bro.😂😂😂😂
This was very funny especially telling the woman robot “GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE”
Stop being mean and learn how to type
@@KTGOTBIGJOHN What
I love how the criminal steals your cheese and still acts like a cartoon but the boss does nothing it’s like a cartoon and besides why does he want to steal cheese
This guy reminds me of Jack Sparrow in Pirates Of The Caribbean and I love it😂😂😂
how many people are coming back everyday?!
Just wanted to say this while I have the chance, Crusty I love your vids and I think you should just be yourself because you are awesome, I love that you sing in the vids and that you do what you, stay true to yourself, your personality is awesome, love you man
thanks, bud :)
Owwww, the falling in love 😍
nise one
I am a big fan
That “while I have the chance” bit is a bit concerning
"later chump, you'll never catch me!!"
*two police cars pass him*
"i think they caught him"
(meanwhile he never did get caught)
15:12 Got me laughing when he said idiot😂
I might not be British, but I’m still learning and I really love your TH-cam videos
Don't think I've ever laughed so much at a you tuber!! 😂😂 Fab work! 🤣 👍👌
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Gemma.12345 not funny
3:50 i saw and was like “did he just try and press it like a button”
hey I am back after 3 months its so good that even youtube recommended me to watch it again.
"Stick of butter" LOL that's a Twinkie XD
Did the one at 17:59 say
“I can’t go back to jail” what did she do to get in jail?
wore somebodies skin
IAmCrusty makes sense
She can wear my skin 😏
@@IAmCrusty Make sense
@@i_simp_for_dabi thats a child
6:30 Crusty breaks character because of the soul-crushing nature of minimum wage employment lol
L
You’re the best
LOL do it AGAIN
6:36
Lololol
i saw this video a while ago and i saw one of your skyrim vr videos and i love it and i really love job simlator and skyrim so you are so cool (:
I'm about to get one in 2 months one moth b4 my b day I'm so exited it has been on the top of my list for 3-4 years!
16:46 If in this universe, everybody is almost a robot, does this make this child labor
i hope so
How are baby's made
In robot
After you jumbo sized the cheese and put them back I knew I'd found my new favorite TH-camr.
According to the American Heart Association (AHA), the maximum amount of added sugars you should eat in a day are ( 9 ):
Men: 150 calories per day (37.5 grams or 9 teaspoons)
Women: 100 calories per day (25 grams or 6 teaspoons) 8:00
My stomach hurts from all the laughing I just did here. I LOVED this video .
“Yesterday’s news, simulation day an all time high
Today’s news, you’re still standing in my way
GET OUT OF MY STORE”
Such an awesome line
i don't think he even cared that he ate from the floor. the hotdog just getting thrown away while its already been purchased lol.🤣🤣😂😂
I love this video and your sarcasm:)
23 seconds in and crusty is trying to force feed bleach to a robot because she wont show her ID to buy triangles.
Im so glad i found this channel
i agree
But it’s pink stuff tho not bleach
So do u me a pink stuff
I’m glad that I found this channel is well
Same
“You’re supposed to smile and be polite.” no! This video has me laughing so hard my sides hurt.
18:01 “They were a bunch of small adult’s”❤
11:03. LMFAO HAHA br o really said "oh wow" haha😂😂
You made it to 100k I’m so proud man, I knew that you’d hit a big milestone and I am so happy for you, you’re honestly the reason I got into VR. Thank you Crusty.
I feel like Crusty was experiencing PTSD this entire video.
Yes. Yes yes yes.
it was def the one on the phone. the right person went to jail
@@jerryamescua
Please no is was call task and I am I supposed that
Can u do this again in another video
@@Nxqus I'm just gonna say....
R/Ihadastroke???..
“Wow this stuff is rocket fuel I need it in my system” 🤣🤣🤣
Todays news, "your still in my shop" This was hilarious im dying
i like when you talk to the bot with the bot your like GET OF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE AND PAY ATTANTIN TO ME IM HERE.
I love the part when he said "it's pink stuff"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For the longest time since Markiplier played this level, I thought The Pink Stuff was just pepto, but I didn't see the back of the bottle and back then I didn't know about that sus pink sauce.
1:34
I have been cracking up so hard from this-
Yes😊😊😊
Agreed! 😂🤣
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE >:(
bot: :3
I keep coming back to this video. Never fails to make my laugh.
Me***
I love it when you do these VR videos
The “get the hell out of my shop” left me dying 😂
Him and graystill plays would be an interesting game collab
True tbh
The fact he rubbed the hot dog on the floor as a "special ingredient "
LOL 😂
The bit where you throw the sausage and say GET OUT! is really funny😂
I watched this 2 years ago and now I found it again
Crusty: 3:12 *spills his drink and throws it on the floor for him to pick it up
Also Crusty: T H A T W A S R U D E
He meant she didn’t take it the drink
@@adamibrahim485 ik... and I meant he threw a drink on the floor and said that was rude 😂
Good afternoon, human, I would like to purchase these 👹CHIP'S 👹 0:10
Robot drinks the drink flyes to the sky
Iamcrusty: well that's a rocket launch I need in my system
i just remember watching this video in my childhood on a rainy night in the back of my parents car..
"I hope you get eaten by a crocodile, a mechanical crocodile without a conscious :D"
one of my favorite lines.
1:03 Secret Ingredient your gonna love it
Nobody:
Crusty: “ imagine what your mother is going to say when she sees the bill”